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Turnip Boy is ready to commit more felonies in this comedic action-adventure game with roguelite elements. This time the career criminal is teaming up with the fearsome Pickled Gang to plan and execute the weirdest heist of all time! Shake down hostages, steal precious valuables, and explore the deep, dark depths and history of the Botanical Bank.
To pull off the perfect heist, you’ll need to purchase an array of dangerous and wacky tools from the dark web, including a diamond pickaxe, C4, and… a cardboard box? However, bank robbing isn’t easy, so be prepared for intense shootouts with security guards, the fuzz, elite swat teams and more!
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The bank heist game where you are a turnip
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"Your father must be turning in his grave" "Yeah you go check on him" Is actually a very sick comeback to an old person
That is savage af
“Just cause you’re living out here all peacefully, doesn’t mean I can’t victimize you” another great Kevin quote
True lol
2:30 "the bank has a leek" got me spitting out my lunch
I love that a mushroom insults Kevin and he say "what the hell?" But how quickly his view of the NPC changes when he realizes that it is a member of a cult and then wants to join
First tax evasion and now a bank heist? Kevin is gonna make turnip boy commit all the crimes xD
Can’t wait for the next game: Turnip boy commits arson
@@mei2104 what about turnip boy commits war crimes
@@private2102 turnip boy violates the geneva conventions
Turnip Boy and the Human Traffickers
turnip boy harvests organs?
"I think the fish is just a really good melee weapon" Agent 47 has entered the chat
47:"well actually you'll find it's also a good ranged weapon"
"Fish is better than shotgun! Especially in close quarters!" - Agent 47, probably
you’re telling me this wasn’t hitman?
@@iduska4328 Hitman: Turnip Edition
@@iduska4328Not yet, but dont you worry, Turnip Boy is well on his way to becoming Turnip 47. That's when he will become the best hitveggie of all time.
Kevin is a turnip genius on top of being a Military, Musical, Evil, etc genius
I 100% agree. Absolute turnip genius
Kevin is 100% etc genius
even vegetables arent safe from kevins wrath
lmaooo
Nothing is safe
@@warden9363not even himself
ESPECIALLY vegetables
This means way something darker if you use the alternate meaning of vegetables
“Why would you rob the same bank twice?” “Well, the first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little…”
Gotta love Futurama
If the bank doesn’t keep my money on the floor in the back, how else are they going to dive in it like Scrooge McDuck?
With how much money I make, it would definitely be more of a.... flop. Then a dive :,)
@@quizzlefritzit would be a flop regardless since it won’t be like diving into a liquid 😂
2:18
The way he accidentally walked into what was clearly a bossfight.. Kevin sure is a turnip genius!
"There's a leek!" is such a bland joke but I smile every time Kevin says it. I did not expect I'd hear it outside of farming games tho 😂
"...I've gotten a lot of crayon damage on him..." There's a phrase you don't hear every day. 😄
Pretty sure Kevin's gonna make everyone paranoid of a farmers market after this
Kevin confusing a morrel mushroom for a chicken leg had me in tears 😂
Haven’t watched it yet, but I sure hope Kevin doesn’t skip any tutorials especially ones about opening safes!
Watching the little happy turnip trip and fall was delightful. Pure turnip genius.
12:48 Random Canada shout out by the game :) (fun fact: In Canada we had to make a law that states "sorry" is not an admission of guilt :P)
I love when Kevin is a produce with schemes
Really glad Kevin is exposing the true evil nature of vegetables, remember kids, don't eat your broccoli!
no, do eat your broccoli! we have to destroy them before it's too late!
No no do eat it that way you can gain its courage!
I loce that Kevin remembers nothing from the first game and just goes along with everything. Like, "Hey, you're literally glowing! You must have the blessing of the Mush!" And he's like, "Umm sure I guess, can I join your cult now?" It feels accurate to Turnip Boy Lore though.
The tiny lowercase "ᵒʰ ʸᵉᵃʰᵎ" should not have killed me as much as it did
I like how Kevin just refuses to let humans or vegetables live a normal life when he’s playing as them I don’t think it’s for entertaining purposes anymore 😂
It's kind of ridiculous how much a new Kevin video cheers me up. Appreciate all the effort and laughs.
Was not expecting the “Bank has a Leak”. 😂
kevin is a true turnip genius
Love Kevin and Turnip Boy's shenanigans 👍
Bender: wow, robbing the same bank twice. I admire your style Kevin: ah the first time was just to case the place and rob it a little
Turnip Boys entire vibe is just I didn't mean to fight god today, but since I'm here...
Damn turnip boy is accomplishing more than I have in my entire life.
Seems pretty clear now that turnip boy is Kevin's spirit animal. Evil, has at least one working brain cell, absolutely adorable and loveable. Yup, sounds like Kevin.
I love how Kevin is such a turnip genius
Kevin beat Yeehaw on the first try... with a crayon... didn't think I'd get outdone by Kevin.
Omg he evaded taxes now it’s time for the banks 😂
Turnip's face when you shake down the citizens. I can't, it's so cute
“Now THATS a next level of anxiety” 😂
Yay! Now I’m a part of 2 cults!! The cult of Jim Pickens and the cult of our immortal Prince/Military/Turnip Genius Kevin!! Also love that Kevin didn’t realize the cultist was a cultist, clear case of the offscreen reader’s input getting delayed lmao
You know Kevin, if you call your "community" a "cult" you could potentially have your "donations" be tax free. (Then again we all know you're not above tax evasion)
Kevin playing Turnip Boy is always a good time
i love tax evasion
GTA: Veggie Edition Edit: Wow! Kevin is a turnip genius.
Kevin is a turnip genius.
I don’t know how Kevin can make any game, it being weird or not, the strangest, most weird and buggiest game ever and now even a game about vegetables gets destroyed by this Irish KZheadr xD
And if you play the game yourself, it isn't half as fun as Kevin's play through. I have tried it before.
And if you play the game yourself, it isn't half as fun as Kevin's play through. I have tried it before.
And if you play the game yourself, it isn't half as fun as Kevin's play through. I have tried it before.
I'm convinced Kevin is some form of immortal because I just came here from rewatching 4yo videos and I see the same man
Kevin is the best cute little turnip, a chaotic video that's beaming with sunshine \[T]/ I love the DJ Sizzle and his demand of souls
Turnip Boy in the grove: Well… when life gives you (old man) Lemons. Say hello to my father for me :))))
I love when you play these chaotic games. It suits you really well
Can't believe Kevin didn't make an Instrument of Death joke
Turnip boy perfectly matches your chaotic energy! My husband and I have been playing together and were so excited to watch your video too 😊
12:58 oh. I didn't know Kevin had a reader. I remember they had them in college for exams. That Is cool!
Kevin is a turnip genius
I think your "chicken leg" is actually a mushroom that you got from that big talking mushroom.
Yeah this. Look up what a morel mushroom looks like...
00:58 That's funny, EA emails you the same thing
i love watching kevin play these types of games idk how to explain but it’s always a good watch
16:28 Uh, that's a mushroom, not a chicken leg, lol
DJ sizzle is literally just a bonfire from dark souls
only kevin can make me enjoy 20 mins of a turnip game
cant wait for the third installment: Turnip Boy Does War Profiteering
The way Kevin says drop yer gunnn gives me life
i’ve had such a bad weekend but i think this video is going to reset my entire year, love this game and also love your channel kevin thanks for all that you do!
have a great night kevin
i love that the cops are bacon in this game
Kevin has now added turnip genius to his list of geniusnesses.
😭😭😭 I'm so proud of him, my boy turnip boy is growing up
kevin is such a turnip bank robbing genius
Congratulations on the success of you channel; I love your video and watch it all the time.
Wow, kevin is such a good bank robber. He is a turnip genius
Hell, I'd like to see more of it! This game is funny as hell when Kevin plays it.
Praise Kevin, our immortal king.
He turned himself into a Turnip guys. He's Turnip Kevin!
i love ur videos and humor thanks for uploading your content
It's 1 am was bout to sleep but saw u uploaded so no sleep
Have been waiting for this since the game was announced!
Please play more of this! I loved the video 😊
KEVIN IS A TURNIP GENIUS!
Yaassss! I hope Kevin continues this series and finishes the game!
live laugh love turnip boy
Live, laugh, commit tax evasion
Awwww yeah I love this game so freaking much, so was READY for when you played it Kevin! You are certainly, a Turnip Genius
What kind a bank is this😂. Really had a ton of laugh after long time watching Kevin like the old times sake.
Gonna definitely play this with my weekend. Haven't watched yet but I loved the first game a ton
7:55 missed an opportunity for "red crayon-ded" but it's forgiven
wow Kevin is a turnip genius
The moment I saw this on Steam my first thought was “This is a game for Kevin”
accidental genius Kevin CONFIRMED.
This is an amazing game, I swear so much better that Kevin's playing it.
I need more of this!
A new Kevin video is the best birthday present. 😊 Also, Kevin is a turnip genius.
I love that i didnt even have to be looking at the screen to understand the bank has a leek pun
Hi Kevin! Your videos and humour has helped me through tough times, you've became one of my favourite youtubers. Take Care Kevin! Road to 4M
Omg Jim and turnip boy would be perfect together
“Oh no I’ve just been offered illegal performance enhancers but I don’t have the money because I spent it on a pickaxe” Kevin 3024
Kevin you are the best I appreciate all your vids and the effort you put for us
As soon as I saw Kevin robbing a bank with a fish, I knew this was just DLC for Hitman... And it looks sweet!
Omg!!! Yayyy!!! Theres another turnip boy game!! I got the first one completely spoiled for myself cuz i watched a complete playthrough and it was so entertaining i couldn't stop watching! Trying to let it sit for awhile before i play it lol...
he needs to rob a bank to commit tax evasion
The cops are donuts and bacon 💀💀💀
Feeling sick today so this video came at a perfect time, thanks ❤.
I found Turnip boy through Kevin, binge played over and over, got two tattoos of TB and now Kevin uploads the new game?! ❤😃 Best day ever.
please continue with this game, turnip and bank heist genius
Kevin truley is a turnip genius.