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Teachers Should Retire Like NBA Players - Nore Davis

Comedy Central Stand-Up
2021 ж. 2 Сәу.
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Nore Davis reflects on his brother’s transition as a transgender person and breaks down how teachers are like celebrities. (Contains strong language.)
Watch more of Nore Davis in Dark Humor, a docuseries detailing the influences, experiences and perspectives of Black comedians: standup.com/darkhumor
Original airdate: November 8, 2019
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  • Facts. I have a friend who’s been teaching for 30 years. I’ve been with her when former students run into her. She might as well be a platinum album winner.

    @SCSilk@SCSilk3 жыл бұрын

    • I feel this so deep! My mom was this teacher. She still is years after retiring! 💜

      @sunnshynne3341@sunnshynne33413 жыл бұрын

    • That's a teacher's love for the students out there

      @apoorvsingh3395@apoorvsingh33953 жыл бұрын

    • I saw my favorite history teacher a couple years back at the grocery store and talked for a few minutes before going out separate ways. I’m at check out and he walks back over and hands me a $10 scratch ticket and said ‘Be good, stay lucky’ and walked away. I didn’t win on the ticket but it’s still in my center console of my car. Mr Olbash is the realest dude out there.

      @nmarkert01@nmarkert013 жыл бұрын

    • @@nmarkert01 Real Activity

      @howardlee8486@howardlee84863 жыл бұрын

    • My mother was a kindergarten teacher for 30 years and still has people coming up to her saying hello. It's pretty wild but they mold all of us, especially the good ones.

      @marcellusbarnes4752@marcellusbarnes47522 жыл бұрын

  • “When he was transitioning I didn’t know he transitioned into an asshole” AAAAAAAH that was a good one

    @em.n.emily7@em.n.emily73 жыл бұрын

  • I’m a teacher, this is true! It’s a big deal to be seen in public. There’s a GUARANTEED sighting whenever I’m sick and/or didn’t wear makeup. Guar.ran.tee. And, if Im having a moment and go thru McDonald’s two days in a row... students will def be at drive thru serving me. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    @katelynparrott4004@katelynparrott40043 жыл бұрын

    • I’m in college and I genuinely lose my mind til this day. Only for the cool teachers/professors tho! 🤣💚

      @AnnaM4117@AnnaM41173 жыл бұрын

    • We love our teachers!!!! 💝

      @terrancekayton007@terrancekayton0073 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly

      @italiancapo7@italiancapo73 жыл бұрын

    • That McDonald's reference is facts! Lol

      @rbush1404@rbush14042 жыл бұрын

    • Mrs. Parrott? My 6th grade Social Studies teacher? Is that you?

      @prestonsimmons65@prestonsimmons652 жыл бұрын

  • This brotha is hilarious. "So y'all not gon' let me fight?"

    @pstolabros@pstolabros3 жыл бұрын

    • 😂🤣🤣

      @YnrTy18040@YnrTy180402 жыл бұрын

    • Pink panther skit was hiLARious :) 2:42

      @oliverburke@oliverburke2 жыл бұрын

    • Everybody brand new. Lol

      @davidcasas6517@davidcasas65172 жыл бұрын

    • Read this as he said it🤣🤣🤣

      @MsHnBK@MsHnBK2 жыл бұрын

    • @@MsHnBK me too !! 😂😂

      @meelahmanifestslove@meelahmanifestslove2 жыл бұрын

  • “Goddamn Obama sauce”💀💀💀

    @obm2535@obm25353 жыл бұрын

    • Tf???😂😂😂

      @obm2535@obm25353 жыл бұрын

    • Took me OUT!!! 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

      @mugiwara_k9283@mugiwara_k92833 жыл бұрын

  • Aye real talk tho seein teachers out in the wild used to blow my mind.

    @andersonash9059@andersonash90593 жыл бұрын

    • I love seeing my students out and pretending like I'm my twin. "Wow, I do have a sister that teaches; that's probably her."

      @DrLadyBugM@DrLadyBugM3 жыл бұрын

    • @@DrLadyBugM 😂😂

      @andersonash9059@andersonash90593 жыл бұрын

    • Not in the wild 😅

      @jstdnac4719@jstdnac47193 жыл бұрын

    • As a teacher I make sure not to go to the part of town I teach just so I don't have students spot me in the wild

      @GrayVMhan@GrayVMhan3 жыл бұрын

    • Mee too my dude

      @babycakes4119@babycakes41193 жыл бұрын

  • “Mothers, Chicken, and Dragon Ball Z” He definitely got me right there

    @moonbaby1292@moonbaby12923 жыл бұрын

    • lol i cant imagine when that sterotype spreads... dude with a dixie flag gonna be like go back to africa.. and bring you dbz and fried chicken

      @SoulKingBK@SoulKingBK2 жыл бұрын

    • Man listen 😂😭

      @ObveeusLee0@ObveeusLee02 жыл бұрын

    • Only 3 things I care about in this whole world 🤣

      @keletsorabalao7454@keletsorabalao745410 ай бұрын

  • “No baby.... you can’t read.... it’s alright” 🥵😂

    @deeglasgow5647@deeglasgow56473 жыл бұрын

  • Notice how Ms. Davis DID, in fact, remember and recognize Trey a million years later. ❤

    @loveheals6184@loveheals61843 жыл бұрын

    • We always remember our students

      @adorahowell7223@adorahowell72232 жыл бұрын

  • "I didn't know he transitioned into an asshole" 😭😭

    @TheIsaeldelgadojaime@TheIsaeldelgadojaime3 жыл бұрын

  • The little mermaid reference is the most ♥️👑 almost cried

    @shanwilson808@shanwilson8083 жыл бұрын

  • CLASSIC the pink panther joke was hysterical ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

    @juliemc9947@juliemc99473 жыл бұрын

  • Seeing a teacher outside of school was like seeing a horse on a skate board, unbelievable 😂

    @da_top_dukuray@da_top_dukuray2 жыл бұрын

  • Did he just call hot fudge “Obama sauce”?!?! Lmao 😂

    @liberatedilla@liberatedilla3 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂

      @KayGee725@KayGee7252 жыл бұрын

  • 1:23 the "my brother" part really just. Yes we love healthy family relationships

    @glowingforthe1654@glowingforthe16542 жыл бұрын

  • This guy is going places

    @anthonybo2307@anthonybo23073 жыл бұрын

  • “Y’all not gon let me fight?”

    @westjeffery6304@westjeffery63043 жыл бұрын

  • So funny and so real! The thing about Dragonball Z killed me 🤣

    @acequarterweeb@acequarterweeb3 жыл бұрын

    • me too 🤣🤣🤣

      @sojiroumakairyu5143@sojiroumakairyu51433 жыл бұрын

  • I appreciate the love shown to teachers. It's so real!!! I still remember and cherish kindergarten, 2nd & 5th grade teachers. They rock. ❤🙌🏿

    @loveheals6184@loveheals61843 жыл бұрын

  • This was totally worth the watch. My mom was a teacher, named Mrs. Davis too. May she RIP… 🙏🏽💜

    @PurpleChrome@PurpleChrome2 жыл бұрын

  • Wearing a DBZ sweatshirt as I watch this. This is good stuff.

    @eisch-cube6443@eisch-cube64433 жыл бұрын

  • Loved this😍 my students be surprised seeing me out 🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious. They just be shook.

    @Poeticdiva79@Poeticdiva792 жыл бұрын

    • You’re gorgeous 😍😍😩😩

      @rjtherenegade7743@rjtherenegade77432 жыл бұрын

  • This dude is gonna be huge! Killed me with that Obama Sauce bit

    @mikolpharley6138@mikolpharley61383 жыл бұрын

  • “You remember me?! “😂😂

    @MB-mg6ky@MB-mg6ky3 жыл бұрын

    • MS DAVIS!!

      @faunyy@faunyy2 жыл бұрын

  • He’s good. We will see him soon💯

    @biggjuntao3090@biggjuntao30903 жыл бұрын

  • I still act like that when I see my teachers! RIP to my special one like a mother to me MRS DOROTHY GERALD🕊

    @MissT0501@MissT05012 жыл бұрын

  • "You Remember Me! You Remember Me!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    @remidibeatz8780@remidibeatz87802 жыл бұрын

  • If I see my kindergarten teacher Mrs. Knox I’m gonna be like a Beyoncé fan🤩🤩🤩🤩. I loved that woman.

    @tinalouise5475@tinalouise54752 жыл бұрын

  • Finally some good and original comedy

    @ssgssbeet4133@ssgssbeet41333 жыл бұрын

  • He's got good perception on different angles. This was refreshing.🤣

    @sebastijanveselji76@sebastijanveselji763 жыл бұрын

  • So much young talent😭😭❤️❤️❤️ The younger comedians definitely have something going on

    @traceydumase@traceydumase2 жыл бұрын

  • “Mom,chicken, and dbz” got It lmao

    @popdaguy@popdaguy3 жыл бұрын

  • As a teacher, I appreciate this segment lol

    @rbush1404@rbush14042 жыл бұрын

  • Lmao the teacher bit hit. It was too accurate

    @GalatraicMinds@GalatraicMinds2 жыл бұрын

  • He's funny as hell 🤣🤣

    @thembp4sho@thembp4sho3 жыл бұрын

  • This man said ... What you doing with your ankles out 😂😂😂😂

    @elooo_@elooo_3 жыл бұрын

  • Pink panther made me cryyy 😂😂😂

    @Flojobyleanne@Flojobyleanne3 жыл бұрын

  • Now this man is funny and definitely have a story to tell

    @CFish-N-Cars@CFish-N-Cars2 жыл бұрын

  • bruh facts, met my 8th grade teacher at the club once. she was 48 in the club I freaked out seeing her

    @sabastianwong5199@sabastianwong51992 жыл бұрын

  • Lol he is funny! These were refreshing jokes that I haven’t heard people speak on! Loved it! Also my mom is a teacher 😂

    @Luv_Sug@Luv_Sug3 жыл бұрын

  • This is so true, my mom is a teacher and this is literally what she would experience when we out...

    @naledibaloyi5058@naledibaloyi50582 жыл бұрын

  • CAN SOMEBODY GET MY GUY HIS OWN STAGE

    @andrejohnson5503@andrejohnson55033 жыл бұрын

  • When he said 3 things we love, my mother first then dbz second. I felt that 😢💕😍

    @pinkeyes1200@pinkeyes12003 жыл бұрын

    • haha thats awesome

      @bubonikkronik6561@bubonikkronik65612 жыл бұрын

  • My new favorite comedian! Well done!!!!

    @dr.c.c.1671@dr.c.c.16713 жыл бұрын

  • A lot of teachers do retire like nba players. The goats get facilities named after them and plaques on the wall.

    @jjguap5749@jjguap57493 жыл бұрын

  • This guy was hiiiiilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

    @flowprince_@flowprince_3 жыл бұрын

  • "We ain't got no God damn Obama sauce" killed me lol. That's all I'm calling fudge for the rest of my life.

    @digitalkarma4691@digitalkarma46913 жыл бұрын

  • Bro I watched the Martha's Vineard part a thousand times

    @Handqun@Handqun3 жыл бұрын

  • This is my first time seeing this brother. He's got some good material. Will keep an eye out for more of his shows

    @bigal724@bigal7242 жыл бұрын

    • He is not your brother 🙄

      @fashionlife5348@fashionlife53482 жыл бұрын

    • @@fashionlife5348 Never said he was my brother. Learn to comprehend what you read!

      @bigal724@bigal7242 жыл бұрын

  • This. Was. HILARIOUS!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    @brownsugar73a@brownsugar73a2 жыл бұрын

  • The lady loud and proud THANK YOU.

    @halosandhorns8330@halosandhorns83303 жыл бұрын

  • This set is so original and so good! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @NWednesdayQuansah@NWednesdayQuansah Жыл бұрын

  • Aye yo I remember I saw my finance teacher at Walmart & I had said hey but I forgot her name & we had just graduated HighSchool that summer 😭💀

    @senpaikhalid9379@senpaikhalid93793 жыл бұрын

  • We laughing about that going back in the corner to recharge but thats where we headed

    @halosandhorns8330@halosandhorns83303 жыл бұрын

  • "Everybody deserves" Yeah me too. I want to be represented in the mainstream but I demand to represent myself, no one else will do me justice.

    @bravetherainbow@bravetherainbow3 жыл бұрын

  • That was really good dude 🙌🏼👍🏼

    @Qjinhow@Qjinhow2 жыл бұрын

  • Lmao yo you're actually genuinely funny and the perspectives! The teacher retiring bit was super fucking solid!

    @frankspassion@frankspassion2 жыл бұрын

  • bruh my dad a elementary school teacher and it’s mad funny going out w him and seeing his students

    @camdenconnerty263@camdenconnerty2632 жыл бұрын

  • Okay Nore is really hilarious like I need to see more of him. He’s amazing on stage 😂😋

    @GiveMeMoney@GiveMeMoney2 жыл бұрын

  • This was funny man. Lol. I enjoyed it real talk. I still remember the few teachers that hand an impact on my life.

    @kingvii6206@kingvii62062 жыл бұрын

  • That voice! D: I'm getting real strong PE/Physics teacher vibes from that. Real good show.

    @CrayvenMithras@CrayvenMithras2 жыл бұрын

  • This guy is really good!

    @MerkhVision@MerkhVision2 жыл бұрын

  • Yooooo this was DYNAMITE my G throughout 😂😂 That DBZ line was facts tho

    @CarmenSanata@CarmenSanata2 жыл бұрын

  • Thanks for sharing that bro story - it's very insightful to plenty of peeps!

    @a.taylor8294@a.taylor82942 жыл бұрын

  • Original&funny! Gd job...

    @ashramsmith2615@ashramsmith26153 жыл бұрын

  • This was great I had a good laugh

    @sweetvictory89@sweetvictory892 жыл бұрын

  • Mr. Bobrick! I knew I’d see you again 😂

    @kaylajohnsongrey4641@kaylajohnsongrey46413 жыл бұрын

  • This dude is funny!

    @lovieg4742@lovieg47423 жыл бұрын

  • Genius.... damn!

    @aick@aick3 жыл бұрын

  • Ayo this dude used to live on my block... Good to see him shining

    @IllaWondah@IllaWondah2 жыл бұрын

  • THIS. HILARIOUS.

    @ayemichelleparker1984@ayemichelleparker19843 жыл бұрын

  • When I saw my 4th grade teacher 20yrs later she was just as excited as i was she still had a slamming body so i .....gave her 2 kids 🤦🏾‍♂️🙈🤭 what was I supposed to do let her slide like I did back in the day ?

    @bighomieJ5X@bighomieJ5X3 жыл бұрын

    • Wtf

      @mere_illusion@mere_illusion3 жыл бұрын

    • @@mere_illusion true story

      @bighomieJ5X@bighomieJ5X3 жыл бұрын

    • Respeck

      @RaymondGW@RaymondGW3 жыл бұрын

    • U a whole man out here lol 😂

      @liberatedilla@liberatedilla3 жыл бұрын

    • @@liberatedilla we had so many ppl confused at the class reunion when we walked in together 🤣🤣🤣

      @bighomieJ5X@bighomieJ5X3 жыл бұрын

  • Beautiful set.. Man this dude is solo funny and 100% on point. 🤣😂👍

    @harveygarrett4129@harveygarrett41292 жыл бұрын

  • Hello from Detroit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥

    @tamathakibler9416@tamathakibler94163 жыл бұрын

  • Nore Davis is so funny!!!

    @lilacrose5266@lilacrose52662 жыл бұрын

  • You remember *me* ?! You remember *ME* ?! YOU REMEMBER ME??!!!

    @todo8328@todo83283 жыл бұрын

  • I'm here for 4:11 "this *NEVER* happened" lmao

    @todo8328@todo83285 ай бұрын

  • Very Respectfully and well done ✊🏿 🏳️‍⚧️

    @terrancekayton007@terrancekayton0073 жыл бұрын

  • He is too funny lol

    @pjjohnson3330@pjjohnson33302 жыл бұрын

  • This dude's hilarious!!!🤣🤣🤣

    @jmu7819@jmu78192 жыл бұрын

  • Funny af 🤣

    @zayredd@zayredd3 жыл бұрын

  • This dude is golden. 😂

    @b.michaelbrown1117@b.michaelbrown1117 Жыл бұрын

  • My grandfather was a highschool principal and my grandmother was a teacher for over 30 years, she's done disability accepting schools, pre-K, and public highschools, she even went to my school to teach for two years and all the seniors used to come up to me during lunch and say "yo kon, can't you ask youre granmama to chill out??" Or "make sure she grades my paper first" or "yo if I give you this apple will you tell your grandma to give me an A?" It was always halarious...but hey thanks to her I was cool with all the seniors and nobody ever messed with me. My grandpa on the other hand never let me leave the house without doing my homework and I graduated with an MBA so... Best of both worlds I guess. 🙌🏼 Go teachers!

    @kontonsei8659@kontonsei86592 жыл бұрын

  • Nore Davis is hilarious

    @deebrown4877@deebrown48773 жыл бұрын

  • Brotha is straight FUNNNYYY!!!

    @theworldwelivein1000@theworldwelivein10002 жыл бұрын

  • that recharge posture is hilarious

    @harryforbes8778@harryforbes87782 жыл бұрын

  • Glad he was in my recoms…

    @BonetheStreetwearCreator@BonetheStreetwearCreator2 жыл бұрын

  • So yall not gonna let me fight😂😂

    @shevahmorris9132@shevahmorris91323 жыл бұрын

  • Nore is hilarious

    @freemind8080@freemind80802 жыл бұрын

  • Hell yeah I love Nore content

    @robert3758@robert37583 жыл бұрын

  • Im laughing at his own joke or sneezing was so cute

    @halosandhorns8330@halosandhorns83303 жыл бұрын

  • More Nore

    @RickDye@RickDye3 жыл бұрын

  • This dude going places

    @loganduncan5335@loganduncan53352 жыл бұрын

  • Funny set. Pink panther joke very original 😂

    @laprepper@laprepper2 жыл бұрын

  • They should give the teachers the ability to invite old students for a roast at thier retirement party.

    @CatWith-AHat@CatWith-AHat2 жыл бұрын

  • Too funny!

    @morganlondon06@morganlondon063 жыл бұрын

  • He's got the broad shoulders of Captain America and the beautifully dainty hands of Liberace.

    @GrandDaddyCough@GrandDaddyCough3 жыл бұрын

  • Very funny

    @charlesdalast5604@charlesdalast56043 жыл бұрын

  • I know Martha’s Vineyard! :D it’s a nice nightclub in my town. They have drag shows and the staff are friendly.

    @norainnoflowers1551@norainnoflowers15512 жыл бұрын

  • "I made y'all outfits.. -_- okay.. okay.. alright" LMFAO nahh the face, hands, voice, all of it.. this bit haddd me!! X'D

    @AlThurayya7@AlThurayya73 жыл бұрын
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