WHO'S THE SMART ONE NOW YOU GREEN BOY???
for the union! for the revolution!
I'm never satisfied.
@TommyInnit @Dream @Tubbo @Fundy @Niki Nihachu
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The DreamSMP is a server created by the Dream Team on Minecraft. People usually just play regular survival Minecraft but I decided I wanted to create a geo-political war. Uh-oh.
Music used:
Incompetech - Kevin Macleod
"Punz." "No, the attention loving one." "Dream"
Timestamp
Ultra Gallade I’m sorry I can’t like the like count is 666
Wilbur sounded like a dad when tommy said “ill go to the strip club” “No You Wont”
Ikr
Ikr
He kinda acts like his dad tbh
Big B
Big B
"what's a step down from a strip club?" Tommy:" Hooters" Wilbur: "um, no..what's a step down from hooters?" Tubbo: "an airport!!" That kid is funny 😂
I FUCKING DIED
No one talked about Dream’s “McDonald’s” in chat 😂
@@dolphindreamer8739 i died when I saw that
HDISIURIET I SAW “maid cafe?”
@@yellowbanana3009 SAME💀
tommy gets killed by a spider absolute silence tommy: “you see if i had drugs”
“TOMMYINNIT! DO YOU WANT ME TO YEET YOU OFF A HILL!!?-“
@@cinyko439 imagine if he said yes after that and then another spider kills him and he says the same thing again and everything goes into an infinite loop...
Is that K-Pop? If so... Anime is better
Timestamp: 7:53
@@gordonlehrke3712 okay
Tommy: "Hello big P" Wilbur: "Hello Mr Vice President" That just kinda summarises the entire l'manberg arc doesn't it
how do you mean?
@@callummorris6602 cuz tommy was always that funny, not so serious guy who led to a lot of problems because of his all over the place attitude. Whereas wilbur was just serious roleplay guy who did everything more formally
TommyInnit: "CLAY!" Dream: _so you have chosen death._
Timestamp?
Timestamp?
15:04 is the timestamp
Renzo Ceniza don’t call me by my slave name
Me:clay
Tubbo: *"I CAN'T READ, TOMMY!"* Tommy and wilbur: 😶🚶
poor tubbo :(
Alternative title: Green blob man jumps off of cliff after being cyberbullied by a brit guy who is selling minecraft drugs
good title
@elle not found true
@ellewastaken no... i would say its the best
@@laurinrahn7709 ye
Ha
Wilbur: “Step down from hooters” Dream: *mcdonalds*
Yea dream is American that’s why
@@creamdishes591 im american and i dont like fast food lol edit: but i like chick fil a thats like the only fast food id eat
abby bishop I’m American and fast food is awesome
And guns
@@creamdishes591 lol i feel like i dont match any stereotypes of americans
“Who were the four founding fathers” “True”
And? What's the problem?
Ali Akbar Almoufadhal True
@@madarauchiha-lt3mz True
Ali Akbar Almoufadhal true
@@madarauchiha-lt3mz True
i like how Wilbur doesn't want to laugh at Tommy's jokes because they're against the moral law
Yet he still laughs
U can tell he really really wants to
Even though he traps and tourtures 100 people for hours on end sometimes
It's like when a little siblings says something actually funny
They’re against a lot of laws
*Tommy yelling Dream’s real name* *Everyone: O_O*
Was it Clay?
@@Raiding_Co yea
no
Fangirls: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
@@supersnowyfox1013 LMAO I REMEMBER IT NOW ONCE I GOT A WATTPAD LINK FROM CRINGE CONTEST THING UGHHHH
CONTEXT IS VITAL LMAO MY DAD WALKED INTO THE ROOM RIGHT AS TOMMY WAS LIKE “WE NEED WOMEN AND DRUGS”
uh does the context make it better at all? lmao
I THINK WE ALL LEARNED THAT WE SHOULD LISTEN TO STREAMS/ VODS THAT HAVE TOMMY IN IT (no pun intended) SHOULD BE LISTENED TO WITH HEADPHONES, WE ALL LEARNED IT THE EMBARRASSING AND HARD WAY
@@zeinaw9226 I don’t watch Tommy’s videos around my parents since everything is subtitled
time stamp??
@@zeinaw9226 My parents don't english so it's ok for me
“First I’d go to the strip club” “ *no you won’t* “ “ *I already have* “
i was the 170th like 😹😹
@@iol289 no one cares 😹😹
creeper 108 ik, just saying lmao
@@iol289 no one cares😹😹
@@iol289 i care
Wilbur: "I have to wake up before I talk to Tommy." Tubbo: "I'm about to end this man's ear's whole career"
Oof-
Car ear
no you don't get it, Tubbo wanted to help Wilbur wake up so he screamed and that woke Wilbur up and he was ready for Tommy
Dream is like Voldemort, if you say his actual name hes coming for you and no one will save you
That's terrifyingly right...
it's like scp 2521 lmao- OH NO OH GOD OH FUCK
Dream. See, I'm fi-
CLAY! **dead**
HAHA YES 🤣
Dream: *is looking at carrot* Tommy: “MINE”
i was the 666th like 😹😹
Thank you for saying it so I don't have to
Where is the clip?
KYT gaming no problem lol
*Hippty boppity, carrots are now my property*
“Who’s bamboo is that?” “Uh, erret’s” *”perfect keep destroying it, I want it all gone”* “I’ve been informed that it’s *my* bamboo”
Stan duolingo bird
Uhhhhhh...... so i finished my spanish lessons this week...... c- can you let my parents go....?
I haven’t done my French lessons in three months-
Duolingo bird please i did all my French lessons just let my parents go PLEASE DUOLINGO BIRD I BEG I OF YOU
i haven't done my chinese lessons in 2 years lol take that
“What was the 20th American president?” “Uh, let me see... one, two, three, four...”
Them watching Dream go through the alleyways like he's their hamster testing out a new tunnel they bought for him makes my day
Wilbur: "A step down from Hooters" Dream in the chat: "McDonalds"
BowPennykettle time stamp?
@@absolutelynot6425 3:40
BowPennykettle thanks!
Does dream join the call?
Dream is a true american.
EVERYONE WENT SOOO QUIET WHEN TOMMY CALLED DREAM “CLAY”
timestamp?
fashioncakes 15:03
@@jaxy_4027 thanks
Um it’s his name
Just a building I know right wait what’s that sound it it sounds like a joke going over someone’s small head and even smaller brain
tommy: *talking about strip clubs* dream: *mcdonalds*
Wilbur and Tommy: *THE CHICKENS ARE ATTRACTED TO THE GRAVEL* Flowing water pushing the chickens: *am i a joke to you?*
yeah- that was the joke
"he's so mysterious, look at him, he's like when you get a new cat" accurate description of dream
it really is
12:04 and 12:22
9 lives
bro that made the scene so much funnier it completely accurately described dream
"TRUE OF FALSE: WHO WERE THE FOUNDING FATHERS OF AMERICA."
my answer is a
“yeah”
Yes
False
The answer is a horribly rendered photo of Kirby with a pog face.
Wilber: don’t talk about how much you like drugs *tommy was slain by spider* _silence_ Tommy: you see if I had drugs-....
Yeah we seen the video
Who were the four founding fathers of America? *yes*
“Step down from hooters” Dream: mcdonalds
Pizza cat is the cats of pizza not McDonald’s
Lol, I saw that in da chat too lmao 😂
LMFAOOO
also it is at around 3:35 or 3:40
“True or false, who were the four founding fathers of America?” Why did Wilbur think putting Tommy and Tubbo in charge of the questions was a good idea
And asking it from Dream, An *A M E R I C A N*
For a second there, I was like "What's wrong with the question?"
Ah yes founding father, that well defined category we made up that everyone agrees on.
True or false 💀💀💀
@@lechicken8226 what is wrong with it
Tommy: “IT SAID ‘500 DIAMONDS IF YOU LEAVE THE PARK!’ Tubbo: “...I CANT READ TOMMY!”
1 it’s just the two kids doing something they’re not meant to and then Wilbur turns up like the big brother to sort them out but also make it worse 2. I love how wilbur is just talking to Tommy, casually shuts tubbo in the hole and continues walking and talking, literally dying rn
Nikki’s only lines this video: “Haha” “That’s mean” And “what just happened?”
and the best one “nihachu was shot by Tommyinnit”
Nikki becomes the Oblivion NPC with limited voice lines
lol yeah she was just vibin on her stream, she kept having to tell people that she was fine, she just wasn't trying to interrupt
She didn’t want to interrupt them, such a bean. 🥺
@@Lavantte *social anxiety entered the chat* yeah there's alot more reasons for not trying to interrupt people
The fact that these British guys know more about American history that me, an American. 😅😅🤣
Wilber just seems like a daycare at this point.
"See if I had drugs that spider-" "TOMMYINNIT-"
and he called him by his full name too XD
Do you want me to yeet you off of a hill?
*"True or false, who were the four founding father's"* -Tommy, 2020
yeah
That question had so litte braincells behind it.
False?
True
Purple, obviously.
Wilbur Soot once said: “I’m a basement boy”
Wilbur: “he’s so mysterious! Look at his mystery!” dream's brain : *DudUduDU*
I love how dream just walks around with his head down when he’s sad
dont for get off a cliff!
Idk why but it looks so cute cuz i can imagine looks like a soft boy
420 likes...nice
time stamp?
@@superheromoviefreak9695 when he jumps off a cliff
Wilbur: Thats a prime terrorizer right there. Dream: **staring at carrot**
lmao
Tubbo: **steals carrot**
There can be only one cat pfp 🔫
@@prstnekit it’s tommy
I think he said tourist
5:46 Both Tommy and Wilbur have fucking died and there’s a semi-sentient egg taking over the SMP but at least Tommy’s obsession with the name Clementine is the same :’]
I just watched the clip of Tommy losing his last canon life....they’ve come along way. Good and bad: Brb I’m crying now-
yup i'm here to reminisce and totally not cry bro i miss old l'manberg
@@emmyjemmy4208 sameeeeeeeeeeeee I miss the old times :(
"He's so mysterious " Dream's mind: Wii music
kzhead.info/sun/h9uiaZaDkJaaimw/bejne.html
cobblestone crafting table intensifies
When?
Dun dun dun dun Dundundundun Dundun dun dun dun dun Dun duuuuuun dun dun Dodododo Dododo Dodododo Dododo Do do do Dodododododo
he thinks in trance music for racing games
"What does a park have that can attract drug dealers and women?" - kids.
I-
Oh my-
I don't see how kids can either of them, drug dealers sell to teens, don't know if they can be called kids
@@x_x5009 true, I thought of that, but for me if you're less that 17 you're still a kid :/ and I'm a kid
@@x_x5009 hey kid you want drugs
W: "what do u want to build?" T: "what is a strip club?" W: "no no lower than that" T: "hooters" W: "no-" TB: "an airport" W: "what? Shut up tubbo" Dream in mc chat: "mcdonald's"
Tubbo screaming “I can’t read Tommy” was the best thing 😂
ikr
the smp animation: *makes them all look epic and cool* actually their team: "heheheheh drugs and womennn"
Like a lot of America's rapping.
"Women(s)"
@@waffigo it's when someone forces someone to have--oh you said rapping.
what animation
@@waffigoA very quick-spoken version of music, though here in America people have corrupted it's image. I am not very much a fan of it, but some raps actually have good meaning.
I love when Wilbur is mean to dream but then I remember he asked dream on a date that one time
Wilbur is a tsundere
Oh yes! A few days before the war he wanted to date dream and eat pizza!
@@Basil_liy holy shit its sans
@@derpz5569 _* dudududududu intensifies *_
He's mean cause dream broke his heart
Older brother tries to convince younger brother not to do drugs.
Tommy: I figure we name all of them ✨Clementine✨ Also Tommy: I want a pet moth and I want to name it 💕Clementine💕 It seems the child likes the name Clementine
Wait I have always thought he said pet rock not pet moth :o
I have a friend named clementine
it’s a good name thoooo
Clementine is very good Clementine name. Very good, clementine
Dream: "Oh Sapnap is Greek" Me: "why nobody told me about this earlier"
Tiiiiiiimestamp?
@@meowshroom3945 24:21
WHAT?? YAY OMG
techno is 1/4 greek
@@hellothere-vk3ph you mean a *semi-demi god*
I’m more impressed by the fact that Wilbur, a Brit, knows more about the American line of presidents than I, an American, do lol
he knew all the presidents it seemed like which is a great is impressive
I’m pretty sure it’s mostly due to Hamilton
That’s literally the most basic knowledge
@@quackster8295 you know every President by heart? Why?
Well in different countries when (if) youre taught about America’s presidents, you probably actually care about remembering it more than an American, since you don’t know whether or not you’ll end up needing it. As an American, you don’t. It’s similar to learning about the different kinds of government Russia has gone through as an American, you’ll probably remember that more.
i love how nikki just randomly shows up in those videos walking around and fixing the holes that creepers blow up
2:31 "now we just have a weird and lonely Tubbo" Me: **wheeze laughter intestifies**
"Write the word bed on a sign" "E" That is a big IQ moment
Wait i don’t get it😅
“Once you’ve got the drug dealers, then you’ve got the women as well” -Tommyinnit
as I woman, I can confirm
He isn't wrong
Put it in the quote book!
I can confirm, I am a woman
Sounds like a Scarface quote
22:44 his face lmao
Tommyinnit can plan my wedding Tubbo walks by sign* They suddenly owe 500 diamonds* Later Tubbo: I CANT READ TOMMY
_"Once you've got the drug dealers - then you've got the women as well"_ *-Sun Tzu (The Art of War)*
But what if the drug dealers are women?
@@jocosesonata duh duh DUHH
@Jocose Sonata then they’re lesbian. Duh
I literally read this exactly as he said it
I mean, as a woman....he’s right XD
Tommy: write the word “bed” on a sign Wilbur: *e*
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Wilbur: “a step down from Hooters” Tubbo: “an airport” whAt 😂😭
2:27 You'll miss a whole lot more than that you'll miss L'Manburg
I like how wilbur says "thats going in the 100iq compilation" 100iq is average
that’s going in the 100iq compilation
And Dream actually answered in an average people answer
And Dream actually answered in an average people answer
And Dream actually answered in an average people answer
I thought 120iq was average and under that is below average??
"CLAY!" Literally everyone there: ...
oh no
WHAT
Tubbo yelling “I CANT READ TOMMY” was the best part🤣🤣🤣 I’m DYING
Tommy : "He placed a sign saying 500 diamonds if you leave the park" Tubbo : "I CAN'T READ TOMMY!!!"
When dream jumped off, wilbur looked geniunely concerned
Why do u think he said we gotta go
maplesugar33 no❤️ don’t ship real people it’s weird and creepy to push someone into a relationship
GnarlyyArii i mean I wouldn’t say ur pushing them into a relationship buttttttt if it is I guess I’m creepy but I kinda ship dream with everyone
Sammy_ Lovexx well then stop, it makes people uncomfortable you know? Even if dream is okay with it, doesn’t make it less weird or creepy just stop, there’s always these type of people in the fandoms🙄
GnarlyyArii okay I don’t want to make this a big fight or anything but it’s just something that people can just do as a joke or for themselves it’s like if u had a crush but it’s for others and I ship way more people then just him so sry I’ll never stop lol 🙂
"CLAY!" *Smack* We do not speak that name here Tom.
*Tomathy
Wait is his name ACTUALLY tomathy?
@@makayladelile-mintywishes7221 i'm pretty sure his name is probably just "thomas" and they just call him "tomathy" because it's funny.
tubbo is literally the "this sign wont stop me because i cant read" meme
Tommy: how many piano keys are in a an octave Wilbur: *writes 31* Tubbo & Fundy: W h A t
Chickens: Stuck under heavy currents Will: *Ah must be having a good time*
XD
Chickens: * frantically trying to not drown * Wilbur: *Gravel*
"TOMMY INNIT, DO YOU WANT ME TO YEET YOU OFF OF A HILL?!" He used the full name, that's high on the 'serious' scale. _Tommy look out_
Tommy: “Write the word bed on a sign.” Wilbur: *writes e by accident* That part killed me
Me: sees the skins Me again: sees old l’manberg Me once more: sees the destroyed drug van My reaction: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA **crying**
Me too, me too. It hurts.
Anyone want to sing the L’manburg anthem with me?
@@abbeygiles7034 always o7
this is wild man- Wilbur, frantically: "Dream it's not that bad, there's more to live fo-..............I've got to go."
yay
f
It got dark so fast
He committed sewer side
I haven't watched the full vid and this scared the crap out of me lol...
Wilbur: “he’s so mysterious! Look at his mystery!” Dream in literally any of the manhunts: “COME HERE GEOOOORGE!!!!!!!!”
2:48 "there's just a tubbo" -TommyInnit
This is the ultimate representation of the middle brother with anger issues, the older brother who got stuck with babysitting, and the younger brother who they send away to do useless tasks because he's annoying and they don't want him around. (speaking from experience)
"How many white piano keys are there in an octave?" Wilbur: 31
I think there's 8
@@mossripalextechno6450 Yep, and there are 8 likes on this comment! Balanced, like all things should be
@@brandonchan5387 🤣👍
If you include the black keys then I think it's 13.
MythLover Dragon i think theres technically 7, bc one is repeated. For example, with the C octave, idk if you would say CDEFGABC or CDEFGAB
dream on his channel: 100000 iq dream on the others channel: wii music on loop
That's
Oddly
specific
*accurate
To
"I love it, I love it, For sure, For sure" **Boxes Tubbo inside the hole**
That one person who said “SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYY” in the chat when dream jumped off
Tommy: Write the word “bed” on a sign Wilbur: e
He actually wrote q xD
(*insert markiplier distorted face here*) *e*
“See if I had drugs, that spider would’ve stopped.” “TOMMYINIT!”
i like how Wilby made it so nice by saying "Im gonna throw you off a hill" and not "Im gonna throw you off a cliff"
"Dream is so mysterious" *DuDuDuDu, cobblestone craftingtable, Mamacita role play and more intensifies*
Wilbur just turns into a big brother/Dad mode whenever Tommy does or says ANYTHING stupid and it’s great
Yes wilbur turns into the best dad ever "Tommy, I will throw you off a hill" "TOMMY DO YOU WANT ME TO YEET YOU OFF A CLIFF" ~Wilbursoot 2020
Lmao exactly, a couple days ago on stream Wilbur told tommy he would talk to him after stream when he made a joke about Elton John. Major dad mode
Maria W what was the joke?
@@mariaw4585 What did Tommy say? Lol
@Potato Potato making a gay joke on Elton John, I think. Real dad moment
"See if I had drugs that spider would've stopped-" "TOMMYINNIT!!"
Hahahahahahaha lol Tommy threatening to punch Dream to death with just his fists hahahahahahahaha lol I’m not in pain go away. 13:27
13:40 he is smart enough to understand Rick and Morty
“It has been 32 degrees today.” Americans: _kold_
Underrated comment bro
@Trent LaRose 32 F is 0℃
im feeling really embarrassed since I think 35 degrees is cold
@Haley Lavigne What’s funny is that this is normal attire for 25 degrees anywhere else in the world
Well that's colder than anywhere on the planet
“We only need drug dealers and the woman will come on their own” “Strip clubs” “This is a drug pit *insert choking noises”* “Remember Big P I’ve always a gUn” “OoOoh! A DRUG pond” “You see if I had dugs that spider would’ve left me alone” OKAY TOMMY IS ONLY 16 I AM VERY CONCERNED ABOUT HIS HEALTH (edit: i myself am a teenager, and i say things like these a lot, probably even worse stuff, it was just a joke)
He's 16? I thought he was like 11
yo I thought he was 7 wth
omg what?! i thought he was 3 and a half!!
I'm 16 and tbh that's not the worst I've heard my fellow teens say, including myself
Honestly, you shouldn’t be concerned. That’s pretty normal to hear from a teenager.
When Tommy shouts “CLAY” the silence coming from Dream and the face that Wilbur made explained everything 😂
i love how tommy refers to tubbo when he's talking about anything bad, tommy: we used to have a drug caravan down there and now we only have a weird and lonely tubbo also tommy: there were infinite women in dream smp and you know how many there are now? just a tubbo
When Tommy called Dream by his real name you could see the “oh shit” on his face
Time stamp?
I think it’s at around 15:00
@@Soapia99th 15:05
You said a naughty word in calling bbh
I love how Wilbur is trying to stop Tommy from talking about drugs coz he's a minor. Gotta appreciate that big brother energy
as if he didn't try to start a drug empire with tommy like two weeks ago lmao
Lmao ikr, he's very chaotic
I've never seen him in a mine!
Wilbur Bucciarati
i respect minoritiez
Everyone’s saying that it’s weird that Wilbur knows more even though he’s a Brit- little did they know…
22:33 Dream made me cry. ABE’S DA MAN!!! 🧔🏻🎩
For some reason it absolutely killed me when Niki said in the most wholesome voice: ‘what just happened?’ After they pushed dream to suicide
Time stamp pls?
@@makayladelile-mintywishes7221 end of the video
@@olivianash3014 aight then
dat guy General knowledge is not even close to intelligence, they’re completely different things. Have you seen the BBC Sherlock? (If not go watch it right now, it’s on Netflix). In that, Sherlock doesn’t even know that the earth orbits the sun because he doesn’t care about it.