If those cables snapped, he'll for sure enter Hogwarts train station.
@MelkofficialYT5 ай бұрын
Or the backrooms.
@sleeksilve25 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@WeProvokeThought5 ай бұрын
Defo gonna need some magic words to beat that one 😂
@MikeYm988755 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@RCHomemadeHobbies5 ай бұрын
“Fink you’re being funny do ya…platform 9 and 3/4’s”
@sniitchBruh5 ай бұрын
If that cable snapped he’s legit going time travel 🤣
@czardaster32615 ай бұрын
Cable ? Rope ? Hahaha
@sharkPB65055 ай бұрын
@@sharkPB6505well..typical keyboard warrior 😂
@muhammadsyafik84045 ай бұрын
Nop
@leffblo26355 ай бұрын
😂
@lakshanprabuddha15085 ай бұрын
Eñwyey
@florgranillo8005 ай бұрын
“Yo bro you got a lighter?” “Nah I got better”🔥
@Melikenoone-bw5hx11 күн бұрын
Wake whole fu’kin town just for lighting a cigarette 😂🤣😂🤣
@kimdivesf7 күн бұрын
😊
@jalissukarman47662 күн бұрын
Underrated comment fr.
@YatharthGarg122 күн бұрын
It's so fast even the wind thought they were moving
@HummtheHummingbird8 күн бұрын
On a rolling road the fan blows to cool the bike radiator or it'll over heat.
@paulwest62624 күн бұрын
Ddddddffdddffcccx
@pinkudevi394321 сағат бұрын
What my boss expects me to do during traffic jam
@extramiddle21065 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pavankalyanbabu825 ай бұрын
Nah they expect you to plan ahead and leave early enough to account for traffic.
@dominicsene91685 ай бұрын
Your boss expects you to tune a Kawasaki H2R during a traffic jam? That's wild bro
@chungdenlepcha63635 ай бұрын
@@dominicsene9168if everyone did that, the traffic jams would just move down an hour earlier..
@Jimmertt5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@user-jw6vw7kk8k5 ай бұрын
This is the FASTEST I've seen anybody stay STILL!!! 😂
@RepubliKING5 ай бұрын
А прикинь крутящий момент заклинит😂😂 пиздец амереканцу😂
@maniakmiratar5 ай бұрын
lil Wayne gets tickets in his Bugatti while it's parked
@nathanmorefield5675 ай бұрын
@@nathanmorefield567ayyyoooo 😂 no ceilings 2-3?
@deioncrgregory87705 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mojaco39105 ай бұрын
Triumph 1
@RajeshRajesh-rk6dv5 ай бұрын
“We take pride in our clients vehicles” 😂 Also the mechanics when the boss isnt in:
@user-ed2gb3pg3o21 күн бұрын
😂😈
@JTV...7 күн бұрын
P parte 2 o menino com a namorada
@ciceroalexdasilvaalex84462 күн бұрын
Que que é isso que você tá fazendo
@ciceroalexdasilvaalex84462 күн бұрын
❤😂😂😂😂
@ciceroalexdasilvaalex84462 күн бұрын
If both cables snapped, he’d for sure be the new Speed of Light.
@Nothing_to_see_here7362 күн бұрын
I’m a 49 year old Dad. I think I’ve survived a mid life crisis and now it’s time get me one of these.
@juanfigueroa-serville24655 ай бұрын
You think? You should is what you are looking for
@thatguy49745 ай бұрын
By all means, Sir. Go for it. Life begins at 170 mph !
@Rivethead2425 ай бұрын
LOVE FROM BRISBANE AUSTRALIA!❤❤ H2R KAWASAKI SUPERCHARGED 1000CC!! ALLA-KA-BLAAMO 💥💥💥
@yank.my.doodleitsadandy92225 ай бұрын
@@Rivethead242and ends at a tree
@_Code_35 ай бұрын
No, this is the mid-life crisis and u may not survive it😂
@hoarder665 ай бұрын
If it would happen even the slightest error he would meet Kawasaki's inventor 😂
@basileiosBbb14 ай бұрын
real talk 😂😂😂
@nigelwelles28863 ай бұрын
MY
@lawrencetillman78523 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@dickbrett98273 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@saitamasPunch3 ай бұрын
But it didn't . Where you going with this bro?
@Fold_Mobile_Gaming3 ай бұрын
'THOSE TIRES ARE NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL 2026'💀
@hackerdudee14 күн бұрын
Ur supposed to say 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@hansraateland40832 күн бұрын
After that
@hansraateland40832 күн бұрын
I love how Kawasaki has the colour green in all of their bikes.. My dad had an old Kawasaki Bajaj 4s Champion in the 90s and i remember it having those green design elements too
@rohithpadikkal70823 күн бұрын
me: peacefully sleeping my neighbor next to me:
@greenknight91875 ай бұрын
😂
@jahneibenjamin72555 ай бұрын
Im that neighbour 😂
@Abz525 ай бұрын
Me hearing you say: "Goodnight" !
@anderspersson70845 ай бұрын
Me
@ninjalol22535 ай бұрын
In 6am
@bxt8bp5 ай бұрын
If it weren't for those iron chains, I would be on Mars now 😂😂
@user-hv9ll3mt5u5 ай бұрын
Haha
@user-gr1hb6un4j5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@arkastiranda51675 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kendihalinde11225 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@xdgenesis76485 ай бұрын
😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
@Dr.SurajBhise5 ай бұрын
"Bro i gotta light my joint" "I gotchu homie" *fuckin vaporizes hand and joint*
@glitchplayz72722 күн бұрын
im impressed with the engineering that went into the production of those tires. it's impressive to me that the centrifugal force doesnt grenade them.
bro just try to never say something funny bcs you're not
@OTHMAN-__-4 ай бұрын
@@OTHMAN-__- exactly 😭🤝
@user-bg8dd9cp1q4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ArmedNDangerous4 ай бұрын
We are all technically going into the future every second.
@Turmer1c_4 ай бұрын
😮
@chintumepani62044 ай бұрын
270 hp for a car:😅 270hp for a bike:💀
@malinnnn9412 ай бұрын
It's all about aerodynamics
@nebeskocarstvo29532 ай бұрын
😂
@blaze267002 ай бұрын
@@nebeskocarstvo2953 в весе тоже
@ystcoledwet2 ай бұрын
My 100cc bike could only climb upto 90kmph, but it feels like I'm going on 300 😆
@Gunzo5682 ай бұрын
@@Gunzo568 because of aerodynamics. These 1000CC bikes keep the stability of the bike. And his tones of electronics.
@blaze267002 ай бұрын
Yo.... My man was in the wind and sitting still... Amazing!
@herbbow2 күн бұрын
The bike after 10 months :🤰🏻👶🏻
@srihari_shakthirock3 күн бұрын
Funniest joke of 2024!!! 😂😂😂😂
@rollin093 күн бұрын
@@rollin09 thanks your honour 😅😂
@srihari_shakthirock2 күн бұрын
@@rollin09no💀
@Venom.752 күн бұрын
Guys who watched more than twice 👇
@prathmeshkapale89815 ай бұрын
Mene 4 bar dekhi
@afanayan36245 ай бұрын
Twice only..
@mardigenesis18805 ай бұрын
9 times out of
@abuobaidah94205 ай бұрын
НЕ считал
@KOT.C.C.5 ай бұрын
It’s been a week and I’m still watching
@corvettezr1ification5 ай бұрын
If those snap he’ll become an 19th century oil painting on the wall in front of him
@Bohohank2 ай бұрын
Not really. The wheel is turning so fast it wouldn't catch the grip. It's simple physics
@InTheBlueCorner2 ай бұрын
@@InTheBlueCornerSimple Physics doesn't work in KZhead comments section 😂
@tm924892 ай бұрын
😂
@IbrahimBakare-my6lr2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@symboli56212 ай бұрын
@@InTheBlueCorner🤓
@Bohohank2 ай бұрын
This is so beautiful it's so powerful 💖
@user-yo6uh6vp7x2 күн бұрын
police: 911 what's your emergency Me: gotta go fast
@rajithathatha24934 күн бұрын
Cops: Do you know how fast you were staying still?
@i.byakubu23545 ай бұрын
😂
@Gefahrengut5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@stallionsw9forever4255 ай бұрын
"I'd have stayed still longer if you didn't stop me, officer."
@yoyohi515 ай бұрын
Ok.
@vemanthreddy42104 ай бұрын
Noice
@vemanthreddy42104 ай бұрын
Me: trying to sleep The mosquito on my left ear:
@doodskie999Ай бұрын
LOL
@Sharvarish-dc7xlАй бұрын
Jajajaa c mamo
@alexandercanomartinez8644Ай бұрын
Underated 🤣🤣🤣
@somone799Ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤@@alexandercanomartinez8644
@user-lt1xc2jf9dАй бұрын
💀💀💀😭😭
@cozyl855827 күн бұрын
If those cables snapped, he for sure going back to the future 😂
@aminuabba552311 күн бұрын
The straps only hold the bike down so the tire actually turns the drum instead of just doing a massive burnout. The wheel chock holds the bike up and in position on the dyno.
@carlstrohm378517 күн бұрын
Xd
@JHONYxGameSosa5 күн бұрын
Team Jesus 💗 👇
@Earlybeggar4 күн бұрын
This man had 8 balls when he was born, he kept two for himself rest 6 are known as infinity stones
@ManishSingh-dj3ds27 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@arceuscream87524 күн бұрын
best comment😂
@Suepo810223 күн бұрын
Waoo ...you took it from East coast to west coast 😂😂
@AtulSingh.010123 күн бұрын
Stolen
@conconstantin745422 күн бұрын
@@conconstantin7454so what it’s funny
@kng_nappy290522 күн бұрын
His exhaust was a literal jet engine lmfao
@shadowbullet3793Ай бұрын
I'm a bit confused with something that's why it took me a while I see nervous or scared unsure what to do about how to move on you've been debating something a move? Go forward in your decision you need to be independent on your own changes is hard even scary but you need to have confidence in yourself and you will be fine I feel like you're having problems with family or someone close to you have known for a long time that make you feel unhappy with what you're seeing around you and you're having some disappointment from those too trusted most in your life which made you feed up And you also have someone in heaven that miss you Are these true love
@jasmineRose-uy5ppАй бұрын
It sounds like you're describing someone's exhaust system on their vehicle as being exceptionally loud or powerful, akin to a jet engine. That must have been quite an intense experience!
@ChatGPT17Ай бұрын
Bro is in KZhead replies now@@ChatGPT17
@dancho0012Ай бұрын
Мне одному показалось что он в конце сказал них#я се😂😂😂
@Diktor_na_RadioАй бұрын
Them cables snap is boutta be back to the future 2024
@M0r11_b0t6 күн бұрын
Oye tío muy buena la máquina qué tienes 👍😉
@GuillermoFernandezNoguez17 күн бұрын
Those iron chains deserve a raise
@londheyash5 ай бұрын
What iron chains?
@youwantshum98605 ай бұрын
Chains? Tf are you talking about
@Jc-ks5lx5 ай бұрын
👑👑👑👑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧐🧐🧐🧐😘😘😘😘😘
@rupasaren4585 ай бұрын
Rollers u mean
@sudhakark19625 ай бұрын
@@Jc-ks5lx he meant the strap
@haxy71965 ай бұрын
Motorcyclists on a Sunday at 2pm on a public park be like:
@thaneofwhiterun35624 ай бұрын
Or at like 3 am in the morning😢
@ssj15074 ай бұрын
😮Ohhhhhh
@AmberAlenaOfficial4 ай бұрын
2pm on a Sunday seems like the most reasonable possible time to do this
@Miyykael4 ай бұрын
@@Miyykaelleave me alone
@tylee80554 ай бұрын
Around here, 2am
@sk8queen4 ай бұрын
What if the cables snapped am sure he gonna be a time traveller for real!! 😂😂
@KEVOSHIZO3 күн бұрын
Bro when you unconsciously touch the exhaust
@kosong52795 күн бұрын
Bro summoning hell in the exhaust 💀
@MeowSaysMeow5 ай бұрын
Bro (insert text) 💀
@onemoremisfit4 ай бұрын
lol
@LacosteMusic4 ай бұрын
Bro (insert text) 💀
@ieatratsfordinner20644 ай бұрын
Police officer; Sir, do you realize how fast you weren't going ???
@Cokercole3 ай бұрын
350-400km/h
@user-uq2om3vf2d3 ай бұрын
7777 mph
@Cardboardbox323 ай бұрын
😂😂
@esraahmed55053 ай бұрын
what year is it?
@MrZombieUK3 ай бұрын
@@Cardboardbox32hrgrydyyd
@zerishamirzerishamir3 ай бұрын
Wife:No you can't go on a ride today. It's raining... Dude:
@Bassplayer202112 күн бұрын
It amazes me that centrifical force just doesn't disintegrate everything on that rear wheel
@donaldkarcheriii72494 күн бұрын
Looks dangerous. Brain: put your hand on the tire.
@AltharyenneLumetoileАй бұрын
His wrist lasted the whole 10 seconds! 💪 😂 Also, yeah, those side straps being mounted directly to thin-ass sheet metal does look dangerous.. if that's all they're actually mounted to. We can't see underneath this dyno
@jonslg240Ай бұрын
0 kkkk 😊😮😂
@huyendiem4433Ай бұрын
Better yet: the exhaust pipe
@123monopoАй бұрын
My brain: Touch the exhaust to see if it's really as hot it looks
@MattiMeikalainen-kc8qnАй бұрын
M 😂😂😂🎉@@huyendiem4433
@teresiasetiana1545Ай бұрын
Cop visits garage: "sir license and registration please?"
@mpost35205 ай бұрын
Biker: officer I’m not engaged in commerce, is this a custodial arrest?
@AnOdinaryReaper5 ай бұрын
Do you have a warrant?
@JD-lb4ju5 ай бұрын
😅😅
@letitgob4ugethurt6665 ай бұрын
😂
@user-vi4bo7sz3f5 ай бұрын
Where is your helmet and safety gears😅
@joseO123265 ай бұрын
"You can't be fast and stop at the same time" This guy:
@Faethy.11 күн бұрын
That back wheel almost touched the floor 🎉
@michaelbheemul40719 күн бұрын
Why is my bike taking so long? The shop:
@stevenbarber16874 ай бұрын
How did he change gears
@allanporter83214 ай бұрын
@@allanporter8321You can change gear without squeezing the clutch
@Vineee774 ай бұрын
I don’t get this comment
@Kermitted14 ай бұрын
ty for testing ;)
@angeldeveloper43224 ай бұрын
@@Kermitted1 Me neither. Legit looks like a comment made by Chat GPT
@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia4 ай бұрын
Bro said " fuck 0-60, let's go up to 200 mph"💀
@reacadapan14742 ай бұрын
Fr
@rosaestrada28562 ай бұрын
พีผ่ฃส้้่นย่่า _
@jarinapp631Ай бұрын
bbdlbd❤❤❤
@camilafernandez163Ай бұрын
@@jarinapp631nm x
@camilafernandez163Ай бұрын
So ein Schrott
@FelixTopfАй бұрын
Bro was almost bout to go to the ocean
@Coquln3 күн бұрын
I like this, good job.
@x.i.achannel895313 күн бұрын
Bro be time traveling in his garage 💀✨
@who_is_arnob4 ай бұрын
Even if he can't time travel, his wheels will, imagine in 1900 two wheels appearing spinning in the middle of a field on broad daylight 🫥
@who_is_arnob4 ай бұрын
Gguyyyyuuuiiuuiioij8u8ii@@who_is_arnob
@vanessachattosandoy334 ай бұрын
In fact, time passes somewhat more slowly on the surface of the spinning tire than in the space around it. Time dilation! So a grain of sand stuck to the wheel casing would really make a barely measurable journey through time.
@yeah.but.what.about...3 ай бұрын
@@yeah.but.what.about... Come on, I was just joking, that is nothing compared to the speed of light. Thank you tho!
@who_is_arnob3 ай бұрын
🤬
@atualidadeeducacao3 ай бұрын
That bike is an absolute monster lol
@joshuameyers4126Ай бұрын
Assim e fácil bora pra pista
@matheusmarley711625 күн бұрын
300 hp on a bike is insane
@Spectru9114 күн бұрын
Holy moly that's a lot of power
@DzonKnez10 күн бұрын
بسم الله ماشاء الله ربنا يكفيك شر طريقها
@HamadaFesal6 күн бұрын
"sir do you wanna see the max speed"
@sen03092 күн бұрын
That sound you hear when you're trying to talk to someone outside at night.
@Snatcher_Catcher4 ай бұрын
Oddly yeah 😂
@DankSinatra42O4 ай бұрын
Then I get scared because how loud it is 😂😂 😭😭
@user-qc6vm3dv2e4 ай бұрын
Yeah when someone does that I wish I have earplugs
@SoJangHo374 ай бұрын
Legal
@user-bd1pl2sf9l4 ай бұрын
@@user-bd1pl2sf9l but annoying at 2 in the morning
@Snatcher_Catcher4 ай бұрын
Bro going so quickly he made wind resistance
@Floridamarrr4 ай бұрын
😨😨😨🔥🎉
@haryadiharyadi92834 ай бұрын
On top of that, that exhaust looks like something out of Need for speed😂😂
@-_-_-_-_-ImGigs-_-_-_-_-_-_-_4 ай бұрын
True it does look like nfs heat
@alfredojimenez0014 ай бұрын
Dynos have fans to feed air into bikes and cars.
@bewareofsasquatch4 ай бұрын
Bro if the cables cut off then bro will be in the different dimension 💀
@dx0t6 күн бұрын
Bro invented a new way for electricity
@rexterverlongfield18954 күн бұрын
Cop: here, you have 500 dollars to pay for being so still at a high speed.
@HERROV1Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@carmendanielaandradedaniel6578Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@NAPPAMEeeNАй бұрын
funny
@isaac8655Ай бұрын
Silly sausage, I prefer bacon 🐷
@daviddavies2467Ай бұрын
Imagine that.. Police officer walks up from behind and says "Sir do you know how fast you were going" and the man says "what? I was standing still" then the cop says "sir, i saw the tacko reading and it had 220 on it, he's the fine you can explain it to the judge"
@MineFullStopАй бұрын
When i tell someone I'm stuck in traffic and they say "okay hurry up"
@mannuh4523 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tusharkerkar25463 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@DripzEU8233 ай бұрын
Stuck faster!
@JackahoonaLaGuna3 ай бұрын
@@JackahoonaLaGuna 😂😂
@mannuh4523 ай бұрын
😂
@theflame453 ай бұрын
Bro time traveling under the wind
@harryjackson-clarke8 күн бұрын
If that bearings were 1 inch smaller that whole placing was going nuclear
@ratazanaboys21 күн бұрын
The cables are the only things preventing this man from traveling into a different timeline. 🌌♾️⏳
@Draconus15 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@htech2125 ай бұрын
More like traveling to his next life... XD
@Danko055 ай бұрын
That was already posted, you plagiarist paraphrasing piece of thief💀
@squidwardferguson71005 ай бұрын
I watched TLC earlier and I was thinking maybe I should take him down🕝
@DAZZYBOY5 ай бұрын
The cables and the road being naughty and rolling all the time 😮😮😅😅😅
@colindevon55265 ай бұрын
That ninja could be your mid life crisis and end of life all rolled into one . What a machine
@jamesryan54365 ай бұрын
end-life crisis?
@parteuy34344 ай бұрын
@parteuy3434 possibly and probably but what a way to go
@jamesryan54364 ай бұрын
@@jamesryan5436 if you go out that way it will be closed casket for sure.
@parteuy34344 ай бұрын
That’s what insurance is for.jk
@anthonychestnut40134 ай бұрын
Well my buddy and his new wife died on one because of a hit and run
@christopherbrannon19954 ай бұрын
This video never gets old
@othukeudokwe89317 күн бұрын
COP after literally 5 seconds: Dispatch I lose the vision on the suspect.
@q0kd13 күн бұрын
If the iron chain snapped he would be on the other side of the world💀
@imidk59412 ай бұрын
It’s not the cables holding the bike. Watch again
@bhyydy6353Ай бұрын
@@bhyydy6353 Its just a cheap ratchet strap lol not the cheapest....but definitely not the best....in the back anyways. Shit upfront looks tight though
@iPsyteАй бұрын
I'm convinced the greatest mechanical part of this is the chain.
@billabong92155 ай бұрын
...It's not even doing much of anything
@OnlyBlix5 ай бұрын
@@OnlyBlix Are you mental? Can you fathom how much force is exerted through that chain with every gear change. Obviously not, when you say, 'it's not doing much of anything'.
@billabong92155 ай бұрын
@@OnlyBlix Its literally handling and delivering every watt of power
@Crowfist5 ай бұрын
Sorry guys, but he's right. Notice, front wheel ain't spinning. The big red thing under/around it is locking it into place. You can see the force being exerted on the front shocks as they bounce with each gear shift. The reason for the chain, one on each side, is to keep the back wheel in the center of the cylinder spinning under it, instead of wobbling or fishtailing or anything
@arimo36445 ай бұрын
@@Crowfistit's literally there to make sure it doesn't move left or right
@dustinreid94725 ай бұрын
I think he forgot the ninja bike is also having exhaust legit blue flame 🔥
@godsofangelgaming31174 күн бұрын
Mahindra service center when they take your vehicle on a test drive 😂
@rajeenbobby14 күн бұрын
This is shows that kawasakis can win those drag races with cars, it’s the rider that matters
@Wacky_Walter6 ай бұрын
And Because of its aerodynamics and Light weight🚀
@ImyselfandI12336 ай бұрын
I can't imaging fully tuning the h2r.
@GipsyDanger_loves_kawasaki_h2r6 ай бұрын
Not only the rider but wheelie issues.
@mush08476 ай бұрын
@@mush0847 fr
@Wacky_Walter6 ай бұрын
@@mush0847 then extend the swing arm
@GipsyDanger_loves_kawasaki_h2r6 ай бұрын
Bro burned 12 gallons of fuel 😂
@Allah_ka_ma_ki_chut5 ай бұрын
❤❤😮😮😊😊
@MobinSalmani-bh1xv5 ай бұрын
It's only have a 4.5 gallon tank...
@alexbourg41655 ай бұрын
buy a 150cc city bike brother
@rizkypangihutansijabat39305 ай бұрын
@@alexbourg4165It's a joke
@A-dood5 ай бұрын
@@A-doodnot a very good or accurate one
@lllllllllllllllllllIll5 ай бұрын
I bet the farm that this guy is a real Super Soldier. Clone 1 million of him and now.... you got an army!!!!🎉
@KraigKirk-df7ep18 күн бұрын
The cables are holding his direct tickets to heaven
@GeorgeKinuthia-uk9un4 күн бұрын
That's the safest ride i have ever seen at that speed😮
@adnan34415 ай бұрын
How fast was it going...
@lolums14585 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@mohamed-amine82565 ай бұрын
@@lolums1458d😢😂 CD d😂😂😂😂
@user-ym6ng3ej4v5 ай бұрын
@@mohamed-amine8256x😂😂cc , era by dr 6
@user-ym6ng3ej4v5 ай бұрын
@@lolums1458300km
@user-uu3gp6yi4l5 ай бұрын
Real bike riders watch this more than one time
@babygammer12865 ай бұрын
Yeah I'm on like number 12
@Nanoscape305 ай бұрын
Im on no. 69😂
@velayudhannm39335 ай бұрын
you're right, i did 4 times
@n.s.99875 ай бұрын
I watched it 3 times don’t have a bike just wondering how he hurt his hand
@raulbermudez8935 ай бұрын
Im on my 96th
@JOZZY_AFRIKA5 ай бұрын
I couldn’t imagine that much HP, my bike had around 130 and it was a Beast. My old civic has 245. Crazy
@MorrWorm816 күн бұрын
It sounds so good
@besttuberz701417 күн бұрын
Yo, imagine how fast those pistons are moving up and down in a second.
My ninja 600r redlined at 17,000 rpm that's around 250 times per second
@theproudsoutherner5875 ай бұрын
@@mm-le2qq 166x each way** @10k rpm Every 1000 rotations the piston goes up, and then down 1000x so that's actually 2000x the piston moves at 1000 rpm. At 10k rpm, it would move 20k times. (10k up/10k down) So it's more like 333x per second the piston moves. At 10k. Not 166..
@KingsColas5 ай бұрын
Those shifts are brutal
@MKMT34814 ай бұрын
Bike was galloping down the dyno lol
@tiedyesoul3844 ай бұрын
تعویض دنده
@musa_t.m45424 ай бұрын
Quick shifter lol
@Coletrainbaby4 ай бұрын
Bro got more faith than i do
@user-gi1rb6ex4s20 күн бұрын
Bro i love ninjas, defo live up to the name 😂
@RileyHarris-io4md9 күн бұрын
bro getting wind in his hair without even moving man
@user-wg9ns3qn9s5 ай бұрын
No sé hablar inglés a si que traduzca hay algo que se llama
@sin._nombre5 ай бұрын
Cooling fan
@bob54665 ай бұрын
😂
@mo-hamed935 ай бұрын
There's a fan in front of him
@MelonEsuk5 ай бұрын
@@sin._nombre🎉😢
@user-wr7fs7iw8k5 ай бұрын
My neighbors at 3 am:
@deefyx10933 ай бұрын
Contaminación auditiva
@alexandercaicedo23203 ай бұрын
relatable
@X_Mysterium3 ай бұрын
Yeah mine too. Playing forza with his incredibly loud fkin TV.
@Bmanfresh3 ай бұрын
🥴😂😂
@user-xv7jh3gl1j3 ай бұрын
Do something about it!
@fabiano9193 ай бұрын
Excelente sería genial ir con un buen motociclista a buena velocidad me encanta🎉
@ffandredie36356 күн бұрын
They come with funeral cover wich is quite nice 👍
@brucewilliams21766 күн бұрын
I’ve watched it 6 times just because it sounds so good!
@LMayB12134 ай бұрын
For some people, it's the last sound they hear before they die
@PoDaBo4 ай бұрын
15 por que lo vale
@Shun-jd5hc4 ай бұрын
Same here
@user-iu2nq4nf2d4 ай бұрын
Very subjective. I hate when people rev up their engines near me. I find it annoying (because they're like "hey look at me") and it's too noisy.
@vohas26914 ай бұрын
Big respect to the cable , holds the beast like a boss.
@makkoni0665 ай бұрын
Didn't you see the front wheel is choked?
@crf80fdarkdays5 ай бұрын
@@crf80fdarkdaysits a joke
@Yodayo185 ай бұрын
God its sad to see people needing to get told that its a joke. Sad people.
@Yodayo185 ай бұрын
another wheel under his back wheel, it'll spin. no problem if the wheel touch it.
@user-lz3wm4lm6h5 ай бұрын
You realize, those cables are only holding average car horsepower back right? Those numbers are only impressive for a motorcycle, my pickup makes more than that stock
@outkast9375 ай бұрын
Wow ❤...superb bro😮
@M.G.RamachandranSwamy14 күн бұрын
Those cables are holding the time travel 😂😂😂
@janardanshaw94159 күн бұрын
That bike waking up the whole neighborhood at 3am
@shanicegoodwin67125 ай бұрын
I'LL PROBABLY FKING PEPPER SPRAY THIS GUY IF HE WAKES ME UP AT 2 PM
@samajbhanproduction15205 ай бұрын
No brasil tem isso
@peixotoDDD315 ай бұрын
Fr
@Candy_robloxgaming5 ай бұрын
Not only neighbourhood but the whole city 🤓😳
@habibpardees79395 ай бұрын
Janu😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@mehakkhan30375 ай бұрын
That one neighbour at 2 a.m😖
@justdoit13152 ай бұрын
Ain't 🫤 Miss uh Best ! 🔥 "THE 🎶 KAW"👍🏾😭🤣
@myhkingdadeen504318 күн бұрын
If that cable snapped he would end in the backrooms 😂
@werewolf-dt6pm3 күн бұрын
Bro stood still so fast he created air resistance
@InspirationalTerrier-sd3chАй бұрын
Bhai Airtel dam koto
@mdaslamhosin272512 күн бұрын
Shit went so fast his clothes and hair started to fly even though he's still 💀
@Lil_Ducklin5 ай бұрын
Yeaa... and even at the end of the video.. lol
@adamthompson64434 ай бұрын
Aye yoooooo
@hectorcarcana21484 ай бұрын
Bros don't understand how a dyno works
@kenjichang37804 ай бұрын
There's a massive fan in front of the dyno, otherwise the vehicle doesn't get the air it needs through the intake 👍
@adamsmith-wi3qg4 ай бұрын
@@kenjichang3780 bro im joking
@Lil_Ducklin4 ай бұрын
Bro also managed air flow system
@saadraja24855 күн бұрын
Bro turn on perfect nitro💀
@JoeBiden17810 күн бұрын
He is moving so fast in one place even his hair and clouds was blowing 😂
@maliqueforrest5 ай бұрын
Чел это для охлаждения сделано 🤡
@travmax5 ай бұрын
I was going to say the same exact thing but then I read it haha
@rickniet58975 ай бұрын
@@travmaxit's just a joke, why you need to be mean?
@cokepw5 ай бұрын
No the place is moving with him with the same speed
@prathambhardwaj70385 ай бұрын
no there is a fan for air intake
@giridharan45695 ай бұрын
If the cables snapped bro wouldgo 99% the speed of light 💀🙏
@Zeritheditz2 ай бұрын
Шущкщцщ4кцжкле ❤❤❤😮😮😮😮😮
@ZamiraQodirova-nk9bu2 ай бұрын
😂if the man goes at 3×10^8m/s speed then the gforce will fuckin destroy all the internal organs.
@Fair90010r2 ай бұрын
What is "💀🙏"
@fantasynx47302 ай бұрын
Ain’t no ninja snapping a cable lol
@user-jj9ib7iq6u2 ай бұрын
The cables are for upright support. Even if they snapped off, nothing will happen to him since the rear wheel is on a rotating base
@gichabadennis31762 ай бұрын
My neighbors at 2am:
@ZeroSentidoLucas5 күн бұрын
Why is his hair and shirt waving so much if hes not moving? This guy really went w the special effects! Pretty cool man!😂
If those cables snapped, he'll for sure enter Hogwarts train station.
Or the backrooms.
😂😂😂
Defo gonna need some magic words to beat that one 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
“Fink you’re being funny do ya…platform 9 and 3/4’s”
If that cable snapped he’s legit going time travel 🤣
Cable ? Rope ? Hahaha
@@sharkPB6505well..typical keyboard warrior 😂
Nop
😂
Eñwyey
“Yo bro you got a lighter?” “Nah I got better”🔥
Wake whole fu’kin town just for lighting a cigarette 😂🤣😂🤣
😊
Underrated comment fr.
It's so fast even the wind thought they were moving
On a rolling road the fan blows to cool the bike radiator or it'll over heat.
Ddddddffdddffcccx
What my boss expects me to do during traffic jam
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah they expect you to plan ahead and leave early enough to account for traffic.
Your boss expects you to tune a Kawasaki H2R during a traffic jam? That's wild bro
@@dominicsene9168if everyone did that, the traffic jams would just move down an hour earlier..
😂😂😂😂
This is the FASTEST I've seen anybody stay STILL!!! 😂
А прикинь крутящий момент заклинит😂😂 пиздец амереканцу😂
lil Wayne gets tickets in his Bugatti while it's parked
@@nathanmorefield567ayyyoooo 😂 no ceilings 2-3?
😂😂😂😂
Triumph 1
“We take pride in our clients vehicles” 😂 Also the mechanics when the boss isnt in:
😂😈
P parte 2 o menino com a namorada
Que que é isso que você tá fazendo
❤😂😂😂😂
If both cables snapped, he’d for sure be the new Speed of Light.
I’m a 49 year old Dad. I think I’ve survived a mid life crisis and now it’s time get me one of these.
You think? You should is what you are looking for
By all means, Sir. Go for it. Life begins at 170 mph !
LOVE FROM BRISBANE AUSTRALIA!❤❤ H2R KAWASAKI SUPERCHARGED 1000CC!! ALLA-KA-BLAAMO 💥💥💥
@@Rivethead242and ends at a tree
No, this is the mid-life crisis and u may not survive it😂
If it would happen even the slightest error he would meet Kawasaki's inventor 😂
real talk 😂😂😂
MY
Underrated comment
😂😂😂
But it didn't . Where you going with this bro?
'THOSE TIRES ARE NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL 2026'💀
Ur supposed to say 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
After that
I love how Kawasaki has the colour green in all of their bikes.. My dad had an old Kawasaki Bajaj 4s Champion in the 90s and i remember it having those green design elements too
me: peacefully sleeping my neighbor next to me:
😂
Im that neighbour 😂
Me hearing you say: "Goodnight" !
Me
In 6am
If it weren't for those iron chains, I would be on Mars now 😂😂
Haha
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
"Bro i gotta light my joint" "I gotchu homie" *fuckin vaporizes hand and joint*
im impressed with the engineering that went into the production of those tires. it's impressive to me that the centrifugal force doesnt grenade them.
Azees❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😊😊😊😊😊😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍🥰😍🥳🥳🥳🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍
Bros going so fast he’s going into the future💀💀
bro just try to never say something funny bcs you're not
@@OTHMAN-__- exactly 😭🤝
😂😂😂
We are all technically going into the future every second.
😮
270 hp for a car:😅 270hp for a bike:💀
It's all about aerodynamics
😂
@@nebeskocarstvo2953 в весе тоже
My 100cc bike could only climb upto 90kmph, but it feels like I'm going on 300 😆
@@Gunzo568 because of aerodynamics. These 1000CC bikes keep the stability of the bike. And his tones of electronics.
Yo.... My man was in the wind and sitting still... Amazing!
The bike after 10 months :🤰🏻👶🏻
Funniest joke of 2024!!! 😂😂😂😂
@@rollin09 thanks your honour 😅😂
@@rollin09no💀
Guys who watched more than twice 👇
Mene 4 bar dekhi
Twice only..
9 times out of
НЕ считал
It’s been a week and I’m still watching
If those snap he’ll become an 19th century oil painting on the wall in front of him
Not really. The wheel is turning so fast it wouldn't catch the grip. It's simple physics
@@InTheBlueCornerSimple Physics doesn't work in KZhead comments section 😂
😂
😂😂
@@InTheBlueCorner🤓
This is so beautiful it's so powerful 💖
police: 911 what's your emergency Me: gotta go fast
Cops: Do you know how fast you were staying still?
😂
😂😂😂
"I'd have stayed still longer if you didn't stop me, officer."
Ok.
Noice
Me: trying to sleep The mosquito on my left ear:
LOL
Jajajaa c mamo
Underated 🤣🤣🤣
❤❤❤❤@@alexandercanomartinez8644
💀💀💀😭😭
If those cables snapped, he for sure going back to the future 😂
The straps only hold the bike down so the tire actually turns the drum instead of just doing a massive burnout. The wheel chock holds the bike up and in position on the dyno.
Xd
Team Jesus 💗 👇
This man had 8 balls when he was born, he kept two for himself rest 6 are known as infinity stones
😂😂😂😂
best comment😂
Waoo ...you took it from East coast to west coast 😂😂
Stolen
@@conconstantin7454so what it’s funny
His exhaust was a literal jet engine lmfao
I'm a bit confused with something that's why it took me a while I see nervous or scared unsure what to do about how to move on you've been debating something a move? Go forward in your decision you need to be independent on your own changes is hard even scary but you need to have confidence in yourself and you will be fine I feel like you're having problems with family or someone close to you have known for a long time that make you feel unhappy with what you're seeing around you and you're having some disappointment from those too trusted most in your life which made you feed up And you also have someone in heaven that miss you Are these true love
It sounds like you're describing someone's exhaust system on their vehicle as being exceptionally loud or powerful, akin to a jet engine. That must have been quite an intense experience!
Bro is in KZhead replies now@@ChatGPT17
Мне одному показалось что он в конце сказал них#я се😂😂😂
Them cables snap is boutta be back to the future 2024
Oye tío muy buena la máquina qué tienes 👍😉
Those iron chains deserve a raise
What iron chains?
Chains? Tf are you talking about
👑👑👑👑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧐🧐🧐🧐😘😘😘😘😘
Rollers u mean
@@Jc-ks5lx he meant the strap
Motorcyclists on a Sunday at 2pm on a public park be like:
Or at like 3 am in the morning😢
😮Ohhhhhh
2pm on a Sunday seems like the most reasonable possible time to do this
@@Miyykaelleave me alone
Around here, 2am
What if the cables snapped am sure he gonna be a time traveller for real!! 😂😂
Bro when you unconsciously touch the exhaust
Bro summoning hell in the exhaust 💀
Bro (insert text) 💀
lol
Bro (insert text) 💀
Police officer; Sir, do you realize how fast you weren't going ???
350-400km/h
7777 mph
😂😂
what year is it?
@@Cardboardbox32hrgrydyyd
Wife:No you can't go on a ride today. It's raining... Dude:
It amazes me that centrifical force just doesn't disintegrate everything on that rear wheel
Looks dangerous. Brain: put your hand on the tire.
His wrist lasted the whole 10 seconds! 💪 😂 Also, yeah, those side straps being mounted directly to thin-ass sheet metal does look dangerous.. if that's all they're actually mounted to. We can't see underneath this dyno
0 kkkk 😊😮😂
Better yet: the exhaust pipe
My brain: Touch the exhaust to see if it's really as hot it looks
M 😂😂😂🎉@@huyendiem4433
Cop visits garage: "sir license and registration please?"
Biker: officer I’m not engaged in commerce, is this a custodial arrest?
Do you have a warrant?
😅😅
😂
Where is your helmet and safety gears😅
"You can't be fast and stop at the same time" This guy:
That back wheel almost touched the floor 🎉
Why is my bike taking so long? The shop:
How did he change gears
@@allanporter8321You can change gear without squeezing the clutch
I don’t get this comment
ty for testing ;)
@@Kermitted1 Me neither. Legit looks like a comment made by Chat GPT
Bro said " fuck 0-60, let's go up to 200 mph"💀
Fr
พีผ่ฃส้้่นย่่า _
bbdlbd❤❤❤
@@jarinapp631nm x
So ein Schrott
Bro was almost bout to go to the ocean
I like this, good job.
Bro be time traveling in his garage 💀✨
Even if he can't time travel, his wheels will, imagine in 1900 two wheels appearing spinning in the middle of a field on broad daylight 🫥
Gguyyyyuuuiiuuiioij8u8ii@@who_is_arnob
In fact, time passes somewhat more slowly on the surface of the spinning tire than in the space around it. Time dilation! So a grain of sand stuck to the wheel casing would really make a barely measurable journey through time.
@@yeah.but.what.about... Come on, I was just joking, that is nothing compared to the speed of light. Thank you tho!
🤬
That bike is an absolute monster lol
Assim e fácil bora pra pista
300 hp on a bike is insane
Holy moly that's a lot of power
بسم الله ماشاء الله ربنا يكفيك شر طريقها
"sir do you wanna see the max speed"
That sound you hear when you're trying to talk to someone outside at night.
Oddly yeah 😂
Then I get scared because how loud it is 😂😂 😭😭
Yeah when someone does that I wish I have earplugs
Legal
@@user-bd1pl2sf9l but annoying at 2 in the morning
Bro going so quickly he made wind resistance
😨😨😨🔥🎉
On top of that, that exhaust looks like something out of Need for speed😂😂
True it does look like nfs heat
Dynos have fans to feed air into bikes and cars.
Bro if the cables cut off then bro will be in the different dimension 💀
Bro invented a new way for electricity
Cop: here, you have 500 dollars to pay for being so still at a high speed.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
funny
Silly sausage, I prefer bacon 🐷
Imagine that.. Police officer walks up from behind and says "Sir do you know how fast you were going" and the man says "what? I was standing still" then the cop says "sir, i saw the tacko reading and it had 220 on it, he's the fine you can explain it to the judge"
When i tell someone I'm stuck in traffic and they say "okay hurry up"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHA
Stuck faster!
@@JackahoonaLaGuna 😂😂
😂
Bro time traveling under the wind
If that bearings were 1 inch smaller that whole placing was going nuclear
The cables are the only things preventing this man from traveling into a different timeline. 🌌♾️⏳
😂😂😂😂
More like traveling to his next life... XD
That was already posted, you plagiarist paraphrasing piece of thief💀
I watched TLC earlier and I was thinking maybe I should take him down🕝
The cables and the road being naughty and rolling all the time 😮😮😅😅😅
That ninja could be your mid life crisis and end of life all rolled into one . What a machine
end-life crisis?
@parteuy3434 possibly and probably but what a way to go
@@jamesryan5436 if you go out that way it will be closed casket for sure.
That’s what insurance is for.jk
Well my buddy and his new wife died on one because of a hit and run
This video never gets old
COP after literally 5 seconds: Dispatch I lose the vision on the suspect.
If the iron chain snapped he would be on the other side of the world💀
It’s not the cables holding the bike. Watch again
@@bhyydy6353 Its just a cheap ratchet strap lol not the cheapest....but definitely not the best....in the back anyways. Shit upfront looks tight though
I'm convinced the greatest mechanical part of this is the chain.
...It's not even doing much of anything
@@OnlyBlix Are you mental? Can you fathom how much force is exerted through that chain with every gear change. Obviously not, when you say, 'it's not doing much of anything'.
@@OnlyBlix Its literally handling and delivering every watt of power
Sorry guys, but he's right. Notice, front wheel ain't spinning. The big red thing under/around it is locking it into place. You can see the force being exerted on the front shocks as they bounce with each gear shift. The reason for the chain, one on each side, is to keep the back wheel in the center of the cylinder spinning under it, instead of wobbling or fishtailing or anything
@@Crowfistit's literally there to make sure it doesn't move left or right
I think he forgot the ninja bike is also having exhaust legit blue flame 🔥
Mahindra service center when they take your vehicle on a test drive 😂
This is shows that kawasakis can win those drag races with cars, it’s the rider that matters
And Because of its aerodynamics and Light weight🚀
I can't imaging fully tuning the h2r.
Not only the rider but wheelie issues.
@@mush0847 fr
@@mush0847 then extend the swing arm
Bro burned 12 gallons of fuel 😂
❤❤😮😮😊😊
It's only have a 4.5 gallon tank...
buy a 150cc city bike brother
@@alexbourg4165It's a joke
@@A-doodnot a very good or accurate one
I bet the farm that this guy is a real Super Soldier. Clone 1 million of him and now.... you got an army!!!!🎉
The cables are holding his direct tickets to heaven
That's the safest ride i have ever seen at that speed😮
How fast was it going...
😂😂😂
@@lolums1458d😢😂 CD d😂😂😂😂
@@mohamed-amine8256x😂😂cc , era by dr 6
@@lolums1458300km
Real bike riders watch this more than one time
Yeah I'm on like number 12
Im on no. 69😂
you're right, i did 4 times
I watched it 3 times don’t have a bike just wondering how he hurt his hand
Im on my 96th
I couldn’t imagine that much HP, my bike had around 130 and it was a Beast. My old civic has 245. Crazy
It sounds so good
Yo, imagine how fast those pistons are moving up and down in a second.
A thousand?
10000 rpm / 60 = 166
Combustion heat + friction heat, splashing engine oil, valves going crazy
My ninja 600r redlined at 17,000 rpm that's around 250 times per second
@@mm-le2qq 166x each way** @10k rpm Every 1000 rotations the piston goes up, and then down 1000x so that's actually 2000x the piston moves at 1000 rpm. At 10k rpm, it would move 20k times. (10k up/10k down) So it's more like 333x per second the piston moves. At 10k. Not 166..
Those shifts are brutal
Bike was galloping down the dyno lol
تعویض دنده
Quick shifter lol
Bro got more faith than i do
Bro i love ninjas, defo live up to the name 😂
bro getting wind in his hair without even moving man
No sé hablar inglés a si que traduzca hay algo que se llama
Cooling fan
😂
There's a fan in front of him
@@sin._nombre🎉😢
My neighbors at 3 am:
Contaminación auditiva
relatable
Yeah mine too. Playing forza with his incredibly loud fkin TV.
🥴😂😂
Do something about it!
Excelente sería genial ir con un buen motociclista a buena velocidad me encanta🎉
They come with funeral cover wich is quite nice 👍
I’ve watched it 6 times just because it sounds so good!
For some people, it's the last sound they hear before they die
15 por que lo vale
Same here
Very subjective. I hate when people rev up their engines near me. I find it annoying (because they're like "hey look at me") and it's too noisy.
Big respect to the cable , holds the beast like a boss.
Didn't you see the front wheel is choked?
@@crf80fdarkdaysits a joke
God its sad to see people needing to get told that its a joke. Sad people.
another wheel under his back wheel, it'll spin. no problem if the wheel touch it.
You realize, those cables are only holding average car horsepower back right? Those numbers are only impressive for a motorcycle, my pickup makes more than that stock
Wow ❤...superb bro😮
Those cables are holding the time travel 😂😂😂
That bike waking up the whole neighborhood at 3am
I'LL PROBABLY FKING PEPPER SPRAY THIS GUY IF HE WAKES ME UP AT 2 PM
No brasil tem isso
Fr
Not only neighbourhood but the whole city 🤓😳
Janu😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
That one neighbour at 2 a.m😖
Ain't 🫤 Miss uh Best ! 🔥 "THE 🎶 KAW"👍🏾😭🤣
If that cable snapped he would end in the backrooms 😂
Bro stood still so fast he created air resistance
Bhai Airtel dam koto
Shit went so fast his clothes and hair started to fly even though he's still 💀
Yeaa... and even at the end of the video.. lol
Aye yoooooo
Bros don't understand how a dyno works
There's a massive fan in front of the dyno, otherwise the vehicle doesn't get the air it needs through the intake 👍
@@kenjichang3780 bro im joking
Bro also managed air flow system
Bro turn on perfect nitro💀
He is moving so fast in one place even his hair and clouds was blowing 😂
Чел это для охлаждения сделано 🤡
I was going to say the same exact thing but then I read it haha
@@travmaxit's just a joke, why you need to be mean?
No the place is moving with him with the same speed
no there is a fan for air intake
If the cables snapped bro wouldgo 99% the speed of light 💀🙏
Шущкщцщ4кцжкле ❤❤❤😮😮😮😮😮
😂if the man goes at 3×10^8m/s speed then the gforce will fuckin destroy all the internal organs.
What is "💀🙏"
Ain’t no ninja snapping a cable lol
The cables are for upright support. Even if they snapped off, nothing will happen to him since the rear wheel is on a rotating base
My neighbors at 2am:
Why is his hair and shirt waving so much if hes not moving? This guy really went w the special effects! Pretty cool man!😂