If your homies bust a mean flow at the table like this then, as a DM, you are legally required to give them a critical success.
@standingdoor70775 ай бұрын
A player burst into full song yesterday, & I waited for them to finish, then rolled a 2 to oppose. If I'd rolled a 20, I'd have said "keep going..."
@prophetzarquon19223 ай бұрын
As a forever DM I fully agree. Effort like this shall be rewarded and encouraged.
@amosnickel11882 ай бұрын
I hosted a oneshot of all bards for an 80s-inspired battle of the bands, everyone was allowed to multi class in one other class if they wanted but had to be a bard. I was expecting them to constantly try to seduce constantly, and have all their characters be very showy. What I didn’t expect was the way that, as the oneshot continued, they began to theme each combat and performance around a different song, and coordinate everyone’s attacks and turns with parts of the song. It was really cool until you realize that this band covered Warpigs and Running Up That Hill using vocals, an acoustic guitar, a bass, an accordion and a violin
@skippykay5996 ай бұрын
So it went from merely cool to full-on awesome
@DemonicNightmare5 ай бұрын
@@DemonicNightmare essentially lol. They asked my permission to bring a prop coffin onstage for their last battle, then coordinated their finishing blow to hit their opponent *into* the coffin. The paladin then read the opponent’s funeral rights live on stage
@skippykay5995 ай бұрын
@@skippykay599 omg i love that
@DemonicNightmare5 ай бұрын
their singing is fire please realize album
@christinabibeau40184 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the old _The Quigmans_ comic, where a polka band's accordionist says "& now, we'd like to do a Pink Floyd medley"
@prophetzarquon19223 ай бұрын
Bard: Nat 20 let's go DM: Ok roll to find out if you're the sub Bard: What DM: What
@AlphaSeagull6 ай бұрын
Scaly "Dommy Mommy" or "Dommy Daddy". Yikes. 😁 ... someone's gonna need a "potion of regeneration" and a LOT of Handy Wipes. And the rest of the party's just in time for lunch. Or AS lunch.
@SorobanWorld6 ай бұрын
Forget the potions. He's going to need someone with a shovel and someone to cast true resurrection.
@geraltamberwood45675 ай бұрын
Bard: nat 20, lets go DM: Roll for damage Bard: DM:
@Saoirse_Llewellyn5 ай бұрын
@@SorobanWorld I love dommy daddy scalies. The point of being a dom is to push your sub to their limits in a way that's safe and consensual. If you're not doing that, you're just abusing them XD So if the potion of regeneration is necessary, then either they're not a dom, just an abuser, or that was what the sub needed.
@Mage_Chartreux4 ай бұрын
I mean, it's a matter of either potentially falling in and suffocating, or being shredded
@moosecannibal82244 ай бұрын
Y'know, if I was a DM, and I had an all bard party that coordinated that well, and actually did as good a job as they did, ngl, I'd just give them an auto-crit, because that's impressive.
@Kytseo5 ай бұрын
you cant crit skill checks - RAW
@savagefrito4 ай бұрын
@@savagefrito Point, but you get what I mean
@Kytseo4 ай бұрын
@savagefrito Crit is lingo for 20 but you are a f**king r**ard so good luck with that.
@Troglodytarum4 ай бұрын
@@savagefrito Yeah but let's be honest, in the modern landscape even before Baldur's Gate 3, people were using nat 20s as guaranteed successes in their D&D games for a looooong time. Denying that reality is akin to implying the term gay doesn't mean homosexual, because it's original meaning didn't imply that whatsoever. Things change, new things become the norm, whether they're in the rulebook or not.
@moosecannibal82244 ай бұрын
@@moosecannibal8224 rule still stands bub, you run your table your way, I'll do mine my way... rules as written.
@savagefrito4 ай бұрын
D&D: The Musical. An entire rock band just jamming all the way through a campaign.
@JoshuaJesterRichards6 ай бұрын
I would pay good money to see a dnd musical series
@MadArnold4 ай бұрын
DM: ...roll a saving throw player: wait, which one? DM: all of them
@jcudejko6 ай бұрын
actually, I'd give them a +10 not that it would help with that roll... but still, nice effort (tears up 6 character sheets)
@jcudejko4 ай бұрын
I'll be real--the 4 here was genuinely the funniest shit ever. Better than either a 1 or a 20, just. Hysterical.
@MusicLoverGurl4 ай бұрын
Plot twist: 4 was _with_ the modifier
@prophetzarquon19223 ай бұрын
The guy taking notes but he's just drawn a cool S. Accurate.
@fergochan6 ай бұрын
GM: okay, party of all Bards, there is a dragon... and SHE- Bards: SEDUCE!
@acetrigger13375 ай бұрын
You really think gender matters to bards that much? (says the fellow bard)
@valentine84094 ай бұрын
So... who's the father?
@chengkuoklee57344 ай бұрын
This had to look silly as heck when recording
@biosteeman8 ай бұрын
He should have gotten to roll with advantage because the whole party was giving the Help action!!!
@MaxBerson3 ай бұрын
"The dragon insults your music and gives you five seconds to leave before it kills you."
@icetide94114 ай бұрын
"We continue to play out of spite for the dragon's insolence!" At that point if I were DM'ing I would have to be impressed and let them finish the concert!
@OfficialArmyman2 ай бұрын
I was in a party of all bards, where each bard had a different spec so we had a dedicated healer/'wizard'/rogue/diplomat/etc.... there were MANY performance rolls so we ended up with groupies and fans all over. We weren't very powerful (and honestly were really annoying), and the campaign ended in a near TPK, but those bards that lived were legendary NPC's mentioned by every city in every campaign from them on. For a DM's sanity, never let your party be all bards.
@piratekit39414 ай бұрын
Also, never try to beat FF1 with four red mages
@prophetzarquon19223 ай бұрын
Oh dear that's a very chaotic party
@ZombiePolish8 ай бұрын
The bass player with the sunglasses... Accurate 😂
@BrightlyImagined6 ай бұрын
reasons to play a bard: excuse for impromptu musical numbers
@tearez135 ай бұрын
Your ballad has successfully seduced the dragon. Having fallen in love with your groovy tunes, and entranced with the music you have performed, the dragon scoops all of you into a gilded cage. You must now perform for the dragon at its behest, and make him feel what you made him feel that day, or be roasted and eaten. A dragon does not easily part with its treasure, and so we begin act 2 of our campaign. "Escape from Hearthhome"
@Helldragon7892 ай бұрын
As a dm if I had a party put on that proformance I wouldn't even make them roll. That's what I called a critical success
@thechunkyatheist274 ай бұрын
This reminds of the time in a D&D session where my character was mistaken for a famous singer by an enemy camp and the DM gave me the option to either just roll and see how I did or actually sing and be judged based on my performance, I wrote an actual song and called it “Saw Through My Disguise” and it freaking worked. 😂
@ktoon47252 ай бұрын
This was my first exposure to your channel. You had me at the bard help action being the player mouth music, which I will always do from now on. Thank you. Then the magic came, and I was laughing so loud my dog was staring at me, and I couldn’t stop to tell him I was fine, so he came over to see what was up. Thank you. Finally, the professionalism of closing out the piece with a 4. Not a 20, or a 1. (I personally suspect that was the actual roll.). And the player looking at the DM expectantly. Well played. Thank you.
@joshuacaulfield4 ай бұрын
I could totally see this shit happening and it would be successful.
@attackonponyproductions49277 ай бұрын
Honestly, if you *must* have an all-bard party, then giving one another Bardic Inspiration is just good tactics.
@stephenwood66632 ай бұрын
Oh come ON! He should at least have been given advantage for that banger! A Help Action! SOMETHING! COME ON, DM!
@LegendWeaver254 ай бұрын
so i looked up the song after watching this and i think this is the better version
@gamerdude77294 ай бұрын
I was expecting the punchline to be that the GM says "Roll with disadvantage"
@Billyblue985 ай бұрын
4: The Dragon wasn't particularly impressed, but she found the attempt sweet and wasn't used to being treated this way by mortals; So in response she decided to leave and let them live.
@foxdavion68652 ай бұрын
DM: You know what, you don't even have to roll Party: Let's GOOOOO DM: You're all dead Party: *surprised pikachu face
@daviddamasceno60635 ай бұрын
This was lit and the whole party should've just been allowed to have the dragon fall down lovesick at all their feet.
@aranyaphoenix4 ай бұрын
I'm gonna download this, edit out the talking at the beggening and end, and listen to it unironically on my phone. Thank you.
@zubbworks6 ай бұрын
even with a 4, this had better succeed.
@faulkgough17686 ай бұрын
that 4 really got me hahahahahahaha
@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial6 ай бұрын
A party of all bards is called a band. We have those in real life.
@ailius15204 ай бұрын
I'd Give all of them an inspiration.
@Justanotherhandle445 ай бұрын
I love so much that this just ends with a roll of 4. Perfectly funny way to end this video.
@jaykebird2go3 ай бұрын
I've always thought Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny would be a great D&D campaign, this reminded me of that.
@lairdwightman51333 ай бұрын
I love playing a bard in D&D. When I try to stop every conflict with singing, DM said it's like Disney show now. I do wanna share this intresting song with my friends who play D&D with me.(and post on my blog. I will post the link of this video and lyrics in English & Mandarin.) My friends are Mandarin user and not very good at English. I try to search the lyrics of this song but failed. I try to write down the lyrics by myself, but I think maybe some part is wrong. May I ask the full lyrics or please help me correct the lyrics that I tried to write? the lyrics: [DM] Okay. I know you guys are a party of all bards. You are about to approach an ancient Red Dragon. If you piss her off it's going to go very poorly for you… [Bard] We'd like to roll to seduce. [DM] Of course. Go ahead and roll p- [Bard] You think I'm pretty without any makeup on You think I'm funny when I tell the punchline wrong I know you get me so I let my walls come down down~ before you met me I was all right but things were kind of heavy you brought me to life now every February you'll be my Valentine Valentine let's go all the way tonight no regrets just love we can't dance until we die you and I will be young forever You make me to like lifting up Teenage dream The way you turn me on Back can’t sleep Which run the way Don’t ever look back Don’t ever look back My heart start when you look at me Just one touch but baby I belive This is real so take a chance Don’t ever look back Don’t ever look back [Bard] Four.
@ouo3815 ай бұрын
Yep! It's Teenage Dream by the artist Katy Perry!
@thewitchofgeek5 ай бұрын
@@thewitchofgeek It's the name of a song, so need to be capital. Got it! thanks!
@ouo3815 ай бұрын
That's a roll with advantage and inspiration.
@priest.reviews4 ай бұрын
The other bards would give bardic inspiration or something with the acompaingnment, and as a dm I would let him use advantage
@geckoram62863 ай бұрын
Now that's just awesome right there
@user-gk9lg5sp4y4 ай бұрын
My first thought was and I quote “Oh shit this gonna be a really crazy campaign” I feel bad for the DM
@Thaonegirlyoudontlike3 ай бұрын
My ruling would be roll with advantage and add 5. Still funnier with a fail tho
@wildwikedwanderer12085 ай бұрын
aaaand that's another subscriber. Fantastic vid.
@kendosato5 ай бұрын
O, that's unfair I suffer too) You're awesome!
@pshepard5 ай бұрын
WOW I have not heard this song in *forever*
@BlueIdiotPie5 ай бұрын
This guy has the same accent as Owen Wilson
@georgewang29472 ай бұрын
Its an all bard party clothing optional
@allison68835 ай бұрын
That was fantastic, and then, 4.
@KayleyWhalen5 ай бұрын
Release the single! -Reeeleeeese eeeeet!-
@Alzuun2 ай бұрын
You didn't add Bardic Inspiration, and I refuse to believe that a bard only has a +3 (at the most) persuasion.
@jonathanstern55372 ай бұрын
This was very funny. Though, if I ever play DND, I won't be a bard as I'm not very good at impromptu stuff like that.
@guitarmama06Ай бұрын
one take
@stevensilvainus60848 ай бұрын
Dragon (with animal handling/anatomy):Your feet has to be as big as mine to pull that off! Sorcerer/wizard: I cast Wish on the bard so his "feet" grows to appropriate size... Dragon: I AM STILL MERELY THINKING YOU AS A FRIEND!!! DM: Bard, you have taken 184 social damage!
@gergosoos46524 ай бұрын
I was jamming out to this
@Aeo2674 ай бұрын
Fun!
@vazak115 ай бұрын
And that’s why I main a bard
@Three-Moonwatchers4 ай бұрын
ok but what if he had 6 bardic inspirations on the roll
@karlson90364 ай бұрын
I'll DND with you bud :)
@justinmartin35163 ай бұрын
An all bard group so a music band
@kaleeshsynth99944 ай бұрын
Isn’t this just My Singing Monsters?
@CJtheentity12 күн бұрын
What the hell? Under 500 subs?!
@NinjaOfLU3 ай бұрын
I roll... 4. Which means 36
@GrentificationАй бұрын
Pretty good, but needs more cowbell.
@guardianv58462 ай бұрын
lmao
@lva695 ай бұрын
I'm just gona ask it: If there is so much horny bards memes about seduce dragons. Why don't anyone just make a Dragon/dragonborn female bard?
@martinlorca19444 ай бұрын
how many takes was this?
@Engulf2574 ай бұрын
One take. No edits.
@TalltaleTavernPodcast4 ай бұрын
YOU REALLY GOT THROUGH THIS WITHOUT LAUGHING ONCE?????@@TalltaleTavernPodcast
@Engulf2574 ай бұрын
LOL
@prophetzarquon19223 ай бұрын
did you come up with these jokes all by yourself?
@impossiblepackage4 ай бұрын
“4” “the dragon is genuinely impressed.. ..but she’s asexual”
If your homies bust a mean flow at the table like this then, as a DM, you are legally required to give them a critical success.
A player burst into full song yesterday, & I waited for them to finish, then rolled a 2 to oppose. If I'd rolled a 20, I'd have said "keep going..."
As a forever DM I fully agree. Effort like this shall be rewarded and encouraged.
I hosted a oneshot of all bards for an 80s-inspired battle of the bands, everyone was allowed to multi class in one other class if they wanted but had to be a bard. I was expecting them to constantly try to seduce constantly, and have all their characters be very showy. What I didn’t expect was the way that, as the oneshot continued, they began to theme each combat and performance around a different song, and coordinate everyone’s attacks and turns with parts of the song. It was really cool until you realize that this band covered Warpigs and Running Up That Hill using vocals, an acoustic guitar, a bass, an accordion and a violin
So it went from merely cool to full-on awesome
@@DemonicNightmare essentially lol. They asked my permission to bring a prop coffin onstage for their last battle, then coordinated their finishing blow to hit their opponent *into* the coffin. The paladin then read the opponent’s funeral rights live on stage
@@skippykay599 omg i love that
their singing is fire please realize album
Reminds me of the old _The Quigmans_ comic, where a polka band's accordionist says "& now, we'd like to do a Pink Floyd medley"
Bard: Nat 20 let's go DM: Ok roll to find out if you're the sub Bard: What DM: What
Scaly "Dommy Mommy" or "Dommy Daddy". Yikes. 😁 ... someone's gonna need a "potion of regeneration" and a LOT of Handy Wipes. And the rest of the party's just in time for lunch. Or AS lunch.
Forget the potions. He's going to need someone with a shovel and someone to cast true resurrection.
Bard: nat 20, lets go DM: Roll for damage Bard: DM:
@@SorobanWorld I love dommy daddy scalies. The point of being a dom is to push your sub to their limits in a way that's safe and consensual. If you're not doing that, you're just abusing them XD So if the potion of regeneration is necessary, then either they're not a dom, just an abuser, or that was what the sub needed.
I mean, it's a matter of either potentially falling in and suffocating, or being shredded
Y'know, if I was a DM, and I had an all bard party that coordinated that well, and actually did as good a job as they did, ngl, I'd just give them an auto-crit, because that's impressive.
you cant crit skill checks - RAW
@@savagefrito Point, but you get what I mean
@savagefrito Crit is lingo for 20 but you are a f**king r**ard so good luck with that.
@@savagefrito Yeah but let's be honest, in the modern landscape even before Baldur's Gate 3, people were using nat 20s as guaranteed successes in their D&D games for a looooong time. Denying that reality is akin to implying the term gay doesn't mean homosexual, because it's original meaning didn't imply that whatsoever. Things change, new things become the norm, whether they're in the rulebook or not.
@@moosecannibal8224 rule still stands bub, you run your table your way, I'll do mine my way... rules as written.
D&D: The Musical. An entire rock band just jamming all the way through a campaign.
I would pay good money to see a dnd musical series
DM: ...roll a saving throw player: wait, which one? DM: all of them
actually, I'd give them a +10 not that it would help with that roll... but still, nice effort (tears up 6 character sheets)
I'll be real--the 4 here was genuinely the funniest shit ever. Better than either a 1 or a 20, just. Hysterical.
Plot twist: 4 was _with_ the modifier
The guy taking notes but he's just drawn a cool S. Accurate.
GM: okay, party of all Bards, there is a dragon... and SHE- Bards: SEDUCE!
You really think gender matters to bards that much? (says the fellow bard)
So... who's the father?
This had to look silly as heck when recording
He should have gotten to roll with advantage because the whole party was giving the Help action!!!
"The dragon insults your music and gives you five seconds to leave before it kills you."
"We continue to play out of spite for the dragon's insolence!" At that point if I were DM'ing I would have to be impressed and let them finish the concert!
I was in a party of all bards, where each bard had a different spec so we had a dedicated healer/'wizard'/rogue/diplomat/etc.... there were MANY performance rolls so we ended up with groupies and fans all over. We weren't very powerful (and honestly were really annoying), and the campaign ended in a near TPK, but those bards that lived were legendary NPC's mentioned by every city in every campaign from them on. For a DM's sanity, never let your party be all bards.
Also, never try to beat FF1 with four red mages
Oh dear that's a very chaotic party
The bass player with the sunglasses... Accurate 😂
reasons to play a bard: excuse for impromptu musical numbers
Your ballad has successfully seduced the dragon. Having fallen in love with your groovy tunes, and entranced with the music you have performed, the dragon scoops all of you into a gilded cage. You must now perform for the dragon at its behest, and make him feel what you made him feel that day, or be roasted and eaten. A dragon does not easily part with its treasure, and so we begin act 2 of our campaign. "Escape from Hearthhome"
As a dm if I had a party put on that proformance I wouldn't even make them roll. That's what I called a critical success
This reminds of the time in a D&D session where my character was mistaken for a famous singer by an enemy camp and the DM gave me the option to either just roll and see how I did or actually sing and be judged based on my performance, I wrote an actual song and called it “Saw Through My Disguise” and it freaking worked. 😂
This was my first exposure to your channel. You had me at the bard help action being the player mouth music, which I will always do from now on. Thank you. Then the magic came, and I was laughing so loud my dog was staring at me, and I couldn’t stop to tell him I was fine, so he came over to see what was up. Thank you. Finally, the professionalism of closing out the piece with a 4. Not a 20, or a 1. (I personally suspect that was the actual roll.). And the player looking at the DM expectantly. Well played. Thank you.
I could totally see this shit happening and it would be successful.
Honestly, if you *must* have an all-bard party, then giving one another Bardic Inspiration is just good tactics.
Oh come ON! He should at least have been given advantage for that banger! A Help Action! SOMETHING! COME ON, DM!
so i looked up the song after watching this and i think this is the better version
I was expecting the punchline to be that the GM says "Roll with disadvantage"
4: The Dragon wasn't particularly impressed, but she found the attempt sweet and wasn't used to being treated this way by mortals; So in response she decided to leave and let them live.
DM: You know what, you don't even have to roll Party: Let's GOOOOO DM: You're all dead Party: *surprised pikachu face
This was lit and the whole party should've just been allowed to have the dragon fall down lovesick at all their feet.
I'm gonna download this, edit out the talking at the beggening and end, and listen to it unironically on my phone. Thank you.
even with a 4, this had better succeed.
that 4 really got me hahahahahahaha
A party of all bards is called a band. We have those in real life.
I'd Give all of them an inspiration.
I love so much that this just ends with a roll of 4. Perfectly funny way to end this video.
I've always thought Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny would be a great D&D campaign, this reminded me of that.
I love playing a bard in D&D. When I try to stop every conflict with singing, DM said it's like Disney show now. I do wanna share this intresting song with my friends who play D&D with me.(and post on my blog. I will post the link of this video and lyrics in English & Mandarin.) My friends are Mandarin user and not very good at English. I try to search the lyrics of this song but failed. I try to write down the lyrics by myself, but I think maybe some part is wrong. May I ask the full lyrics or please help me correct the lyrics that I tried to write? the lyrics: [DM] Okay. I know you guys are a party of all bards. You are about to approach an ancient Red Dragon. If you piss her off it's going to go very poorly for you… [Bard] We'd like to roll to seduce. [DM] Of course. Go ahead and roll p- [Bard] You think I'm pretty without any makeup on You think I'm funny when I tell the punchline wrong I know you get me so I let my walls come down down~ before you met me I was all right but things were kind of heavy you brought me to life now every February you'll be my Valentine Valentine let's go all the way tonight no regrets just love we can't dance until we die you and I will be young forever You make me to like lifting up Teenage dream The way you turn me on Back can’t sleep Which run the way Don’t ever look back Don’t ever look back My heart start when you look at me Just one touch but baby I belive This is real so take a chance Don’t ever look back Don’t ever look back [Bard] Four.
Yep! It's Teenage Dream by the artist Katy Perry!
@@thewitchofgeek It's the name of a song, so need to be capital. Got it! thanks!
That's a roll with advantage and inspiration.
The other bards would give bardic inspiration or something with the acompaingnment, and as a dm I would let him use advantage
Now that's just awesome right there
My first thought was and I quote “Oh shit this gonna be a really crazy campaign” I feel bad for the DM
My ruling would be roll with advantage and add 5. Still funnier with a fail tho
aaaand that's another subscriber. Fantastic vid.
O, that's unfair I suffer too) You're awesome!
WOW I have not heard this song in *forever*
This guy has the same accent as Owen Wilson
Its an all bard party clothing optional
That was fantastic, and then, 4.
Release the single! -Reeeleeeese eeeeet!-
You didn't add Bardic Inspiration, and I refuse to believe that a bard only has a +3 (at the most) persuasion.
This was very funny. Though, if I ever play DND, I won't be a bard as I'm not very good at impromptu stuff like that.
one take
Dragon (with animal handling/anatomy):Your feet has to be as big as mine to pull that off! Sorcerer/wizard: I cast Wish on the bard so his "feet" grows to appropriate size... Dragon: I AM STILL MERELY THINKING YOU AS A FRIEND!!! DM: Bard, you have taken 184 social damage!
I was jamming out to this
Fun!
And that’s why I main a bard
ok but what if he had 6 bardic inspirations on the roll
I'll DND with you bud :)
An all bard group so a music band
Isn’t this just My Singing Monsters?
What the hell? Under 500 subs?!
I roll... 4. Which means 36
Pretty good, but needs more cowbell.
lmao
I'm just gona ask it: If there is so much horny bards memes about seduce dragons. Why don't anyone just make a Dragon/dragonborn female bard?
how many takes was this?
One take. No edits.
YOU REALLY GOT THROUGH THIS WITHOUT LAUGHING ONCE?????@@TalltaleTavernPodcast
LOL
did you come up with these jokes all by yourself?
“4” “the dragon is genuinely impressed.. ..but she’s asexual”