Have a go yourself www.thebigcb.com/projects/Crea... (FYI it will take a while to load because i suck at websites)
Also don't use my website on mobile because it don't be workin.
Or edge don't use edge.
Or probably some other weird browsers.
Use chrome, have some class.
Record what you make and send it to me at one of these places
Twitter: / code_bullet
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / codebullet
Art created by @Dachi.art / dachi.art
The species replay is basically: If I do a sexy pose the laser won't kill me.
That's just jojo's bizarre adventure
@@blanksymortimer4088 now i want to watch jojo('s bizzarre adventures)
they're menacing
The face is what makes it really sexy
Noooo, don't die from the laser, you're so sexy
1720: Newton stayed home due to a pandemic and created the theory of gravity 2020:code bullet stayed home due to a pandemic and made a running dick engine
History repeats itself.
The law of equivalent exchange demanded it
Finally the perfect being was created.
Coincidence? I think... probably.
I am seeing a pattern and not liking it
i love how when they got arms they started doing random poses LMAOO
Fellow knight
They wanted to be absolutely FABULOOUUUUUS as they died, and they succeeded
@@NerdyRulerz indeed they did, they definitely achieved their goal, it made me cry a bit seeing such beautiful and fabulous poses, after that I turned into a tea kettle wheezing
@@justashrimp7594 ,
This video is basically me deciding what to pose on camera
Now I’m just imagining like a really fucked up home where Code bullet is just constantly having kids and killing them when they reach a certain age if they can’t walk. Like he doesn’t even name them until they can walk... I need help...
Yes you do have my like
And horses
I bet he'd love making them ;)
What the actual quack
What do you mean "fucked up"? Isn't that normal? Haha. Ha...
Can we talk about how this man doesn't draw legs for his character but has a variation of his character with a gun.
**inhales** HENR- EEEEEEE
@@DonutVibin wimoweh wimoweh wimoweh
Priorities
He's name is kinda Code Bullet
He didn't draw it himself
ive never related to anything more as an artist than to how he just writes "leg"
XD
That got me when I saw it
666 likes *nice*
Plus he really doesn't have really good drawings. You can see in his old videos. This avatar was made by a fan.
8:25 try to touch me motherf*cker
Conspiracy: he doesn’t know how to walk so he tried to figure it out through ai. Doesn’t even have legs
15:07 that is the content i've subscribed for.
Same
@@diobrando7111 OMG dio Sama watches code bullet?! Incredible
@@diobrando7111 stay back in your grave or we are sending another Joestar
@@Sveta69420 what is the problem of you two? He only said ‚same‘ wtf
@@phoenixyt124 for me this is a "you wouldn't understand, mom!" Moment
*Has a child *child tries to walk for the first time “If you fall, you die” *child falls “Sorry kid”
*Loads glock*
That's how evolution works
*Cocks gun*
or worse is he does walk hes gonna breed him to make more successful babies
spartans: "exactly!"
His 1.9 Million subs: "I thought you were dead..." Codebullet: "My death was greatly exaggerated..."
And I love you random commenter!
Yes
@@IamAperson9 ?
Make it 2.2 millions
Yes
As the meme God says: The sun is a deadly laser
*not anymore there's a blanket*
@@guyfieri148 *there's a hole in the arctic blanket*
"Fear is the greatest motivator." Explains this video -Sun Tzu: Art of War
At least he has an excuse to stay inside all day now
And no excuses to not produce another video 😂
And yet his uploading schedule will be inconsistent
He doesn’t normally need an excuse
Yeah
I made 999 to 1000
1:25 that caught me off gaurd
I literally spit out what I was eating cuz I laughed so hard
The souls of the dammed scream for their murderer: “HEnryyYyyYyyy”
Female viewer: I approve of and enjoyed this entire video.
the day right after this she woke up a man
No one asked
@@Sugondeese looks like someone had a bad day
@@titanictyranitar9571 LMAO simp
@@Sugondeese how is that being a simp? Lol
Code bullet, putting his future kid in a laser cutter: “Man he’s gonna be so good at walking.”
Imagine if desinc had a child that needs to learn bhop-img
Child glitches and moonwalks to pluto
Magnum walk
It’s at 666 likes
That involves having a child THATS PRETTY UNLIKELY
CB: *has a child* "Now then, you have to run to the fridge and get food while outrunning the death laser, and if anything other than your foot hits the ground, I will end you myself."
yes
no its 100 kids and only the top 50 get to live on to make 100 more kids
@@gaymerjerry but that's only the first hour
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Well done everyone 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@WaterDoesGaming and in the end only one will survive or he just gives up on them
The screaming guys made my dog come out of the other room to look at me like "WTF?"
10:06 It has learned "Horse Flip" To activate this skill you need a horse that's about to get killed by a laser
And as we can see, the first thing man does with arms... Is slav squat.
Blyat
The power of code and vodka
Donaven huzzah! A man of quality!
...arms?!
slav squat and then the ol razzle dazzle
"Hey guys its been a while" - every 3 months
Was gonna say it but you already did lmao
Lus1fa shut the fuck up
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
3 months minimum
Allahu Akbar ok a bit toxic
2:56 "although the KZhead compression algorithm probably makes it look like cancer" Me: watching it at crisp 1080p ...
12:25 “quality assurance test”
He took nine months to create an AI that creates creatures. Well that's what humans do all the time
Lol clever that took me a second
True
0:51
How long did it take you to learn how to walk huh!? More than nine months I guarantee!!! Because you weren’t born yet! You were still in... development 😏 heh? Heh? Ehh? Lol (puns!)
Codebullet: "Theres a deadly laser coming!" AI: **irish jig intensifies**
I feel like another Irish drinking song would be a good sound track for a lot of his vids
So, can we go on land now? *NO* why? *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*
@@oleglukichov2037 *Not anymore, there's a blanket! *
Oleg Lukichov dammit I was gonna say that
Brendan Robb Damnit, I was going to say that!
1:21 I can relate to this part of the video so perfectly. The best summary of what it's like to live with anger issues ever
Bro I can’t believe he made his character have ultra realistic legs at the beginning.
Normal horse: *Neighs* Code bullet’s horse: *HORSE*
It's just a Pokemon.
@@theapexsurvivor9538 im crying bruh I was gonna make dat joke
...graet
3:54 to be honest, with that creepy laugh, i was expecting a third "leg" 11:54 ah, there we go
Haha same bro
Dirty minded fucks,you are
@@therobot1080 not really considering the fact he actually did it
@@8names311 i was reffering to him aswell
bullet to ai: learn to run ai: *uses vertical repeated jumping and tilting in order to accumulate speed in a direction* bullet to ai: he a little confused but he got the point
*Several years in the future, Code Bullet and his wife are sitting in their living room, their newborn laying nearby* Bullet: Wife: Bullet: Wife: Bullet: Wife: *cough* Bullet: “What’s that? Time for junior to learn to walk?? I’LL GET THE DEATH LASER!” Wife: “NO!”
As soon as they got arms, half of them wanted to be a bird, the other half wanted to be a tree. Their brain decided "fuck it, im being a tree bird. More commonly known as a turd"
underrated asf
Tree bird
yeah Let's get this comment to the top!
I am not even gonna.. this comment is just clever and I love it
Turd Also known as a shit
I made a human and it ended up walking relatively normally, and that kind of scares me.
Oh fuc you made an ai human
Toaster having a bath, I think they meant that they “reproduced.”
Normal by human standards, or crab standards?
Unplug the computer and run.
When you put bread in your toaster, *does your toaster moan?*
Half of the AIs try to walk, and the other half decides to pose D R A M A T I C A L L Y
"now that I've lowered the number of female viewers to zero" me and my friends: haha nope
Same
*sips drink* my 8 year old cousin showed me this video just now.
Female....mmmmm...
@@macemurphy No
@@macemurphy Shut up
The species replays just look like they're not even trying to live, just find a cool pose to die in.
They all watched Jojo one too many times and decided to pose to death.
noirre99 I was thinking the same thing🤣
Zoro would be so proud
CB: Son, there is your Math Homework, over there is a death laser, you figure out the rest. I can always make more of you.
8:42 damn, that species can dance to the music!
Do you know what song it is?
I've been playing with the creator and my favorite thing has to be when I accidently clicked 'rotate' instead of 'resize' for my circle. Red text pops up asking "Did you really just try to rotate a circle?" XD
Codebullet: leg leg Also Codebullet: *forgets Horses tails* You could've at least written tail!
Probably why it reminds me of a deer.
@@yat1898 No, tail. He forgot to put the tail on the horses
@@StSpongeTube Deer have tails too, they're more of stubs though
@@yat1898 Sure...... Totally
@@yat1898 The fact it doesn't hint at the fact it's a joke, and seems like a correction instead
Alternative title: Making simple brained animals run until they die for my own entertainment
If god is real, then that must be his motivation hahaha
another one: being god
“HHHHHHHHHMMMMMM, YEEEYEEEYEEYEYEYEYEYE” my favorite code bullet quote
I pretty much laughed hysterically for the entire 16 minutes. Thank you!
"now that I've lowered the number of female viewers to zero" Nope, can't get rid of me so easily. Nice try, Evan.
*shoots*
*shoots more*
*pew pew*
you guys can't kill me, normal bullets don't do anything to me. But code bullets can.
He's got at least 2 female viewers then, lol
13:53 CB sometime in the future: *has a kid* Kid: *tries to walk* Also kid: *fails to walk* CB: *pulls out gun*
Kid: Fails to walk CB: Programs an elaborate laser to 'inspire' his kid to walk Kid: Falls down CB: Makes laser go faster
I mean he is a bullet for a reason
For his down special, he wields a gun
Pangaeaball's Grand Pangaean Federates of Time u beat me to it
Pulls a laser gun you mean right?
7:47 Hahaha amazing how the music fits so well. Actually makes it look like they're dancing spastically, absolutely hilarious. Great choice to add that in! New watcher, loving your style, keep up the awesome work!
No joke.. you are one of the funniest people on KZhead.. I still watch your videos and physically laugh my ass off.
"Slav squatting creature isn't real, it can't hurt you" Slav squatting creature: 6:36
*SLAV 100*
I though the same damn thing... (Probably cause I just came off of Life of Boris but IDK)
According to evolution, horses should roll. Explain this, atheists.
Well, where do I start......
Everyone knows early horses didn't have top hats!
Zandberg X you don’t, because it’s a fucking joke
While realist, the evolution algoritm has a slith problem: Necks generaly snap when you roll like that.
@@zandbergx9747 When a Mommy square horsey loves a Daddy square horsey...
when you say "I haven't left my room this year" just before covid starts....
Big fan of all the improvements from last video. Literally every "huh I wonder if you could do this" that I didn't see in the last video is implemented here. I especially like how you can put one leg behind another in the 2D plane so they wont collide if you dont want them too. Which is definitely needed for something like a horse
square: circles are pointless. circles: i have more points than you. the physics engine: *crashes*
Don’t they both technically have infinite points
@@foreskinman2463 correct, i guess he was refering to corners?
@@ArkinMC correct
Explunky correct
Alternative title: Screaming squares jojopose instead of running from the laser
Boxes: oh, you're approaching me? instead of running away you're coming right to me? Laser: i can't insta-kill you for the entertainment of a nerd without getting closer. Yare Yare Daze.
@@monochromeart7311 why can't i like a comment 1000 times?
@@federicopattano1056 are you a crimson demon?
@@monochromeart7311 well i would like to
@@federicopattano1056 all Crimson Demons have chuunibyou tendencies, if you have Crimson colored eyes then you're probably one....
The animation on his legs is amazing
That intro was all over the place and I love it
“I’ll try to focus on smaller projects” Builds Tetris.
800th
801
Tetris is bigger than this?
All the other horse generations: Front flip, backflip Gen 20: “Don’t judge me! Just because I’m a horse doesn’t mean I can’t dance like a ballerina!”
9:10 I LAUGHTS 5 MINUTES
The species replay is pretty fun, I picture it's like a break dancer busting out a bunch of moves then just keeping there last pose till they die lol.
This guy started to record a video that he would only post 3 months later Wish I had this dedication
I think that's opposite of dedication in his case
Teacher: You can't hear pictures Me: *hears that scream*
Tom?
11:32 It was a sad moment for all Bullets alike
I have learned more words from this channel then the language arts class I’m in rn
Only og’s remember when the “CB” on the shirt was sometimes mirrored
OGs remember movie maker
That actually wasn't that long ago
Oldab relatively not long ago but it was like 6 months, even though it was only like 2 videos agi
psst don't tell the non og's the CB still mirrored on the thumbnail
Now he just needs to fix the antennas
I find it hilarious how Code just uses the word "leg" for his legs. Shit brings a tear to my eye.
Everyone li- saw that
@Not a spy don't judge me
Also pink eye not just tears..
Shit doesn’t smell good either
500th like
Code bullte's videos always saves me and makes me laugh when I am depressed
Love the posing from the screms with arms
How code bullet starts every vid "Hi, its been a while"
Couldn't think of a KZhead name. *kzhead.info/sun/pJ2Jh76oqWWnnXk/bejne.html*
the people have gotten used to it
@@Fleetstreetbestone ?
Imagine CB as a comedian. My mind cannot handle such a thought.
Comedy bullet?
😂
he already is comedian dude im crying from all dicks
@@Dude-cf8hb the worst part about that is he could so smoothly switch over since he would still be CB
Literally look at the category KZhead sorted this into
The best drawings of legs, tbh I haven’t seen any better legs, I have no idea how you did it so well! This is in the intro at 0:14
This is an amazingly done video
Due to the quarantine code bullet has gained a multiple personality disorder.
He for sure had that years ago.
it sure is one way to keep yourself company
@@GunarBastos at least he will die with company and not alone
It is showing now more then ever
wym those his "roommates"
All the AI's are like speedrunners, they break the physics engine as soon as possible
speedrunners with a gun to their head, if they don't break the physics engine, they fucking die lol
8:37 this whole segment has an amazing sync with the music
Ai: RUN RUN RUN New Ai: Why? Ai: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER
Bill wurtz reference
But now there’s a blanket.
Thanks to revolutionary new materials
Ai Five gens later: thanks for checking in, I’m still a piece of garbage
@@mr.person5209 And there's no food, so we don't really care.
Satan in hell: I'm going to turn off the screams now bc that goes from funny to annoying very quickly 4:41
Dad never turns off the screams. He finds them therapeutic
It is always funny
For me it's funnier the longer it gets
Why the hell is this so low in the comment section.
This is one of the best videos i have ever seen
The fucking screaming faces made me laugh the hardest I have in years and I thank you for it immensely.
That'd be hilarious if the laser didn't kill the whole entity at once but only the part it touches. so you'll have creatures "running" away with missing legs or something
this is a good idea
I totally can see some generations learning to lose some parts on purpose because they can move better without lol
@@BOTHLine circumcision time
Calm down, Satan.
Maybe make the lazer accelerate instead of just being faster? Then they have time at the start but need to move fast later.
That sounds like a great idea actually. Not sure how hard it would be to make (I mean, sounds easy but who the f knows with CB stuff) but would love to see the result of this.
@@andersfjeldvr9099 start speed, max speed, time until max speed. That's not that hard to code actually. I mean, in comparison to the whole evolution algorithm and stuff
Its actually really easy to code. Class Laser(xPosition, speed, acceleration=false) { function construct() { this.xPosition=xPosition; this.initialSpeed=speed; this.acceleration = acceleration ? acceleration : 0; this.velocity=initialSpeed; } otherfunctionsyouwanthere() { Random function stuff } } originalLaser = new Laser(3px,1px); While (Simulation is playing) { originalLaser.velocity += originalLaser.acceleration; originalLaser.xPosition += originalLaser.velocity; }
I could make my code example more efficent and flexible here as well as include systemClasses but I don't have all day to give the perfect example sorry. 🤣
I was thinking the exact same thing. This would give evolutionary pressure to further optimize a strategy more and more as creatures started to outrage the laser.
Little Timmy is learning to walk! CB: DEATH LASERS ENABLED
1:29 Henry: “it’s... it’s all code” Code Bullet: “always has been”
"Its been a while" is starting to become an established intro here xD
The Great KZhead Intros: "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier" "*whiplash* Top of the mornin' to ye laddies!" "Its been a while"
Journalist: What brought you to learn A.I.? CodeBullet: Ah you know I just love to see my code suffer. Journalist: What do you mean? CodeBullet: It´s just statisfying to watch them crawl away from the laser beam in agony and fear for their lifes. Journalist: Who would watch that??? CodeBullet: *flexing with 1,98 Million Abos*
Subs*
Martins Čaplis *crabs**
@@martinscaplis4874 Varbūt viņš arī latvietis un aizmirsa vārdu "subs"
filiflo you’re french huh ?
@@FPSRayn Varbūt
intro was stellar
0:45 I guess that's what you call... _"Blowing it out of proportions"_ 😀👌
Make the laser speed accelerate. This does two things: Allows for initial instability And Makes sure that once screaming horse penis can outrun the laser initially there is a way to continually optimise top speed
Read this before watching. I'm thoroughly confused.
@@fomalhaut3451 got it now?
Fomalhaut I’ll put it in your terms. Make it slowly go faster so the retards still have a chance. They gotta go fast in the end or. Bye
@@matthewtalafous2004 They would have understood that bit. But before watching the video about learning to walk you wouldn't expect there to be lasers or find a screaming horse penis
Everyone living in 2020: I had to self quarantine for three weeks Codebullet being a absolute Chad: I have been self quarantine since 2019 scrub
i have bin since 2018
@Marios Bairaktarhs _you mean down_
CB be like "I was self-quarantining before it was cool" xD
skull sic 2018
@trenbolonely Maybe you should self quarantine from the jokes? Stops the spread.
Favorite video honestly
"maybe we haven't finished horse" -CB
Imagine an alternate universe where humans found a way to exploit physics and casually slide to work
You mean cars?
*copied
@@agsystems8220 No, he meant sk8
Already multiple inventions for this. Car drivers just tend to murder people on bikes and scooters at a rate nobody seriously seems to care about and roller blades prevent male users from procreating, so casually sliding to work is sub optimal in today's society
This wasn't copied, and I didn't mean cars or roller blades... Nonono, I meant balancing on like 3 toes and gaining infinite acceleration lmao
Everyone: The AI will take over humanity The AI:
Beautiful right?
@@paperbagcomedychannel7492 ;0
Horse
hORse!
I was just about to see 9:07 thx for spoiler
the replay is kind of eerie, like watching something struggle for its life only to inevitably be dissolved by a laser
I've seen some shit, but the screaming faces are going to give me nightmares, that's genuinely impressive, I haven't been scared shitless in a while
Dude, imagine if in another universe humans didn’t evolve to walk like we did, we just started cartwheeling around wherever we wanted to go, like some of these guys. Imagine everyone in our modern society just cartwheeling to work or school.
Gamemon YT inner ear + centrifugal force = no
You mean we would all be Catwoman from that one batman movie?
Or sliding your way to job
Just foot glitching my way to work
Imagine naruto running in that form
Nobody: The first few generations: Maybe if I pose hard enough the laser will go away
They're not smart enough to be anything other than ✨F A B U L O U S✨
That layout for fabulous is weird
That' what i've thought too. Is very funny.
Worked well enough in jjba
*_IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE_*
I don't know what I was expecting from that "Henry," but it was definitely not that. I am so glad it's that.
everyone: discussing code bullet's potential children. me: oh, henry is back! where is his gun tho? CB did you steal henry''s gun?
First thing I notice at 0:06: Mirror CB doesn't have a mirrored shirt! This is a massive change. No wonder it took so long
But the code on his face is still mirrored.
@@cinderheart2720 maybe in 3 more months
Bullet: gives an in-depth speech about horses Advertisement: tide pods.
What was once a delicious snack
both are delicious snacks
Nope, just a Tide Ad
Horse
*feed that TO THE HORSE*