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@GBz_MMA7 ай бұрын
Now I know where Rogan learned that turning side kick from
@everglide155 жыл бұрын
Spinning back kick
@ramsy42054 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
@leonelsaravia86034 жыл бұрын
@@ramsy4205 it's not a spinning side kick
@ZTGOfficialYT4 жыл бұрын
@@ZTGOfficialYT no its a spinning back kick
@ramsy42054 жыл бұрын
@@ramsy4205 he does a lot of kicks but the one he's referring to is a turning side kick
@ZTGOfficialYT4 жыл бұрын
I'm a Cuban black belt. I lost my rank on the boat ride over lol
@monkkenyon25394 жыл бұрын
He lost his rank 😞
@pretzelheaddd4 жыл бұрын
More like the rank lost him?
@AlpineAudio104 жыл бұрын
He fighting to get it back thou
@jasonrodriguez76884 жыл бұрын
I thought Cubans swam
@whoknowswhocares8854 жыл бұрын
🤣
@krizo34 жыл бұрын
"One of them had a stick, one of them had a meatball sandwich"
@eddiegarcia46284 жыл бұрын
Imagine coming at a guy with a meatball sub
@SliceofBread1233 жыл бұрын
@@SliceofBread123 id be terrified.
@bendover71523 жыл бұрын
A delicious ass whoopin
@justincrutcher669710 ай бұрын
2:20
@APAMVsАй бұрын
He's not fat He just has Jackie Chan in his belly for backup
@frankielopezzamudio41274 жыл бұрын
LOL
@AJ-fs5cq4 жыл бұрын
Frankie Lopez Zamudio true dat
@notkingali17984 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@hipsstoun4 жыл бұрын
Now I just picture poor Jackie suffocating, begging for air.
@daboss2582 жыл бұрын
Joey should be a character in gta
@haydondalley61176 жыл бұрын
Yeah give him a GTA Radio Show
@e.t.4645 жыл бұрын
yes and not only that but bill burr was a character in gta... have no idea why they dont talk about that...
@thepro085 жыл бұрын
thepro08 what?!!
@yunngassumedgender60365 жыл бұрын
Gta 6 dog x
@nfergistink1105 жыл бұрын
I just realized Joey is in Spider-Man 2. He was the guy on the train who says, “You wanna get to him, you gotta go through me”. My mind was blown.
@Matt-xg7nb5 жыл бұрын
"Do you fear going to your drug dealers for a 20" 😂😂😂
@joeyh.84425 жыл бұрын
joey h. 😂😂😂😂
@Mafiatunes14 жыл бұрын
Fear no more
@DrewSantana4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Jonqen3 жыл бұрын
The funniest shit I ever heard 😂
@gibbsdamu Жыл бұрын
@@DrewSantana I'm a master in judo, jiu jitsu, karate, kung fu, taekwondo, fuckin-- KA KA
@PERIDOTPIMP Жыл бұрын
I want to live in the universe where joey diaz was healthy enough to be in mma and ended upp in the ufc and still spoke like this.
@irljesus93963 жыл бұрын
Bruh. Better than Chael and McGregor on the mic, combined.
@youinanotherform19652 жыл бұрын
And healthy enough to still do cocaine like he was doing in most of these clips
@illuminati5160 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure AI can give you an idea of what that would be like
@johannesschmitz6370 Жыл бұрын
Talking smack while dominating jon jones 😂
@007oskari Жыл бұрын
Show mei dah monkey
@DH-. Жыл бұрын
Joey "I studied muy thai, not really in thailand over there at the thai restaurant" Diaz
@jayman87524 жыл бұрын
Buckets are now illegal in 48 states because of Joey Karate
@b1tchIMAmartian6 жыл бұрын
Henry A people have to mix paint in the toilet now.
@civilianlink6 жыл бұрын
That's probably how Bin Laden hid from the US for so long. 2:52. Da bucket is truly a powerful weapon.
@lexian56026 жыл бұрын
Lololol
@michaelpaiva99245 жыл бұрын
Am sure Texas is not one
@michaelrodriguez7651 Жыл бұрын
I can’t handle the bongos constantly playing in every clip😂😂😂
@wyamarco Жыл бұрын
“When the cops come, you put the bucket over ya head.” I’m done 😆
@alexbarker68646 жыл бұрын
One of.. If not the best part LOLOL
@chriskootoo66876 жыл бұрын
True stealth
@carloszamotiii30295 жыл бұрын
Hahahhaha! Fucking joey man.. i hate that hea getting older now..
@Stoney-Jacksman4 жыл бұрын
Sneak 100
@owl-13144 жыл бұрын
noboday can find ya
@Schmidhead4 жыл бұрын
Even though his belly is his deadliest weapon, he never uses it because he has mercy with his enemies. Joey Diaz is truly a humble noble warrior
@psSubstratum4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's called Kung Fu Panda style, very deadly. He only uses it as a last resort.
@blackmetal45464 жыл бұрын
It's only for defense. Disciprine.
@imemberberry2 жыл бұрын
I believe it shoots fire balls…….Legend has it anyway.
@OakLawnSpeedShop Жыл бұрын
@@blackmetal4546 Panda style is immensely strong and immune to almost any weapon. When it's properly used it's almost invincible.
@technician1225 ай бұрын
He actually moves pretty fluid for a guy his size, haha
@marloferreria83014 жыл бұрын
that video is sped-up 3times
@PARKERBROTHERSPLUMBING4 жыл бұрын
He moves... Tremendous!!!
@doloreskjar96734 жыл бұрын
Parker Brothers Plumbing repairs he said fluid not fast genius
@ushyamamoto70983 жыл бұрын
Like genuinely
@hagoromootsutsuki68203 жыл бұрын
Parker Brothers Plumbing repairs IM DYING
@hagoromootsutsuki68203 жыл бұрын
karate masters treat their body like a temple. This guy is a 14 room mansion.
@rrocketwhite6 жыл бұрын
lolllllll
@GBz_MMA6 жыл бұрын
Rrocket White Wouldn't that make him a Fat Belt?
@jasonwhitfield55176 жыл бұрын
Jason Whitfield that's not politically correct.
@rrocketwhite6 жыл бұрын
Rrocket White okay, I'll bite. What is the proper phrase?
@walterbryan47116 жыл бұрын
Art Mcgregor the proper phrase is, "Space Ranger" (Whoops! I made a mistake. I was having a too- many- children -watching -Disney flashback) The actual, proper phrase is, "Skinny belt Impaired."
@rrocketwhite6 жыл бұрын
I was fighting 3 ginnys, one of them had a stick. One of them had a meatball sandwich LMAO
@tony_anello6 жыл бұрын
*guineas
@5winder5 жыл бұрын
I got attacked in Jersey by a caloné
@brucekirk53865 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@dannyeaster19764 жыл бұрын
He can storm Area 51 by himself
@michaellane71054 жыл бұрын
@Soon Forgot he smokes too much that why he runs out of breath easily
@africaart4 жыл бұрын
He IS area 51
@hondamanvtec28944 жыл бұрын
This whole thread is retarded
@NobleVagabond25523 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@karliereddfan11 ай бұрын
Wait a sec, I thought Tony Soprano wacked this guy on a boat!?
@relaxshacksDOTcom3 жыл бұрын
It's his twin brother from Cuba.. Forget it a bout it!!!!
@brucewhite3602 жыл бұрын
This is Pussy’s twin, Coco.
@Joe-ib3dy2 жыл бұрын
Nah joey karate did a fuckin jiu jitsu technique the fake death and fuckin swimmed too the shore
@y.a.p_lucas72392 жыл бұрын
That's what they wanted you to think. You can't kill Joey Karate bitch
@merces47letifer42 жыл бұрын
You can't drown a Cuban. SCIENCE!
@imemberberry2 жыл бұрын
“I AM A BLACK BELT!” ... continues to put on green belt
@jasonmorasch335 жыл бұрын
He got knocked back on the boat
@Bullman84 жыл бұрын
He lost it at sea on the banana boat over.
@jetfire7754 жыл бұрын
Element of surprise bruh lol also he stated that he lost his rank on the boat ride over, so he is a green belt now 😂
@BURDYMAN7774 жыл бұрын
I'm Cuban black belt
@andresfernandez46344 жыл бұрын
Jason Grevy That moment when you don’t listen to what is said in the video 🤦♂️
@CharlieAUS4 жыл бұрын
They knocked me down a rank on the boat over. Haha.
@byronwelichko85777 жыл бұрын
“You got one arm, I have 2 legs”
@jonhdough73825 жыл бұрын
"When the cops show up, you put the bucket over your head. Nobody will find you." Hilarious. Joey is a living legend
@pablochavez90872 жыл бұрын
"one of 'em had a stick, one of 'em had a meatball sandwich" hahaha i legit laughed for like 5 minutes.
@RamnaViaz7 жыл бұрын
Ramna Viaz his delivery is so on point holy shittt ahahah
@grimendancehall5 жыл бұрын
Funniest line in this reel hands down
@johnferrell19622 жыл бұрын
joey in the bruce lee outfit is the best thing ever lmao
@DopeEd7 жыл бұрын
Mitchell Asido no dude the kill bill killed me
@screamloud_fort74976 жыл бұрын
Dennis Leavitt what's weird is i said it like it was right lol.
@Ghettojaku6 жыл бұрын
I saw that and immediately said, "oh hell no!!!"
@TheAgentmigs5 жыл бұрын
I am a long time student of Joey Karate, it almost got me murdered using Joey's techniques, but I wouldn't train anywhere else, Joey's Karate classes also teaches the art of stealth eating.
@Sweeney-Kubach Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@karliereddfan11 ай бұрын
Uncle Joey is really the funniest man alive!! We gotta protect this dude at all cost. 🤘🏾
@pala1blood240 Жыл бұрын
Just watching this video makes me breath heavier.
@IAidox7 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest find of the day....
@Primo_Golf6 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@monkkenyon25395 жыл бұрын
Fuckin golden omg his fucking gut
@alexeilindes75074 жыл бұрын
Frfr lmao
@johnnyutahhh45633 жыл бұрын
Joey's a fucking national treasure....tremendous
@johnnyutahhh45633 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing to ever come in my recommended
@thebrockmerrittexperience82754 жыл бұрын
The kill bill outfit was tooooo much I'm fkn dying 💀
@Iba00014 жыл бұрын
Yo it's actually the Bruce Lee outfit from his film 'Game of death'! Tarantino used it in 'Kill Bill' as a tribute to Bruce Lee!
@jasondreamboat95523 жыл бұрын
@@jasondreamboat9552 Nice
@TheN7Spartan3 ай бұрын
this is what the internet was made for.
@michaelgrimes55886 жыл бұрын
“He went through Forest Whitaker, whatever Forest Griffin” killed me 😂
@BigBossMan2576 жыл бұрын
BigBossMan257 i thought nobody caught that 😂😂
@mexicankidhero5 жыл бұрын
7:12 He called Forrest Griffin Forrest Whitaker lmao
Absolutely hilarious. One of the funniest skits I’ve ever seen. Laughed so hard I actually had tears running down my face. Thank you Joey Diaz.
@Wakk69 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you survived the cocaine days CoCo
@hillbillyluchador6 жыл бұрын
hillbillyluchadore aka JP I'm glad I did to lol
@realone2296 жыл бұрын
Finally someone knows him as Joey CoCo like I do
@chriskoucouthakis83625 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not he actually is legit in BJJ, karate, and kung fu
@chriskoucouthakis83625 жыл бұрын
Ya well he will still die of heart failure from being so fuckin fat..no reason for a man to look like that.
@michaelclay39905 жыл бұрын
I'm glad too. Now an example briging laughter to the world instead of pain. Coco turned his shit arround the best way possible.
@naylik2562 Жыл бұрын
Thanks to Joey Karate's 8 week program, I'm no longer scared going to my drug dealer for a 20 sack.
@TS-qy2fd6 жыл бұрын
Dimitri 20 what the fuck are you on about mate
@ChickbewProductions5 жыл бұрын
GiraffeJesus did you watch the video fucko?😂
@Luppino21215 жыл бұрын
@@Luppino2121 i was replying to someone else that was cussing this guy out because "Hes trying to be cool because he does drugs"
@ChickbewProductions5 жыл бұрын
GiraffeJesus ohh okay
@Luppino21215 жыл бұрын
@@Luppino2121 hahahahah!!!
@paulolivas79514 жыл бұрын
Master of all the arts and gets he's breathless from the intro. God I love joey diaz
@KellysHeroes7773 жыл бұрын
i want more more and more, i wake up every morning and watch you crack these boys into shape. thank you for uploading mnand making me smikle :). i give you money?
@Chilicheesecake3 ай бұрын
I think joey diaz is the funniest guy ever
@mr.maskmaker66097 жыл бұрын
Joe,s done it now i had to pause it been rolling around in tears and belly aches i almost had a heart attack funny geazer one of the the best and down to earth guys happy for him now his doing more films good luck to him .
@johnnychrysostomou81057 жыл бұрын
Mr.Mask Maker i
@erlso7 жыл бұрын
Mr.Mask Maker u make masks? Anon masks?
@theguythattalksshitonyoutube6 жыл бұрын
+Ali Jordan he's typcast as a mobster, thats probably why he's not in more movie's.
@chaunceyhulbert27116 жыл бұрын
Jake Darrin you expected any different?
@chaunceyhulbert27116 жыл бұрын
For anybody watching this that doesn't know who Joey Diaz is I can just picture them going WTF
@NachoManRandySandwich7 жыл бұрын
Derek Gallagher Uncle Joey is the shit. *L*
@DetroitAnalog7 жыл бұрын
Dforce 10 hahahahahaha this is so accurate lolol these gentiles don’t know uncle joey
@MrBakersClub6 жыл бұрын
I knew who joey Diaz was and I was still like what the fuck hahahaha
@donniefights56686 жыл бұрын
While also laughing their asses off
@fyodordochievsky43766 жыл бұрын
I know who Joey Diaz is and I'm still saying, "wtf" lol
@mattwright97656 жыл бұрын
i truly enjoyed this video it was very informative and has inspired me to pursue self devence and fitness
@johnwilkesbooth9746 Жыл бұрын
Lol “does cro cop need a suntan” God bless Joey Diaz
@planetcrypton26185 жыл бұрын
10 Characters Who Can Beat Thanos (with the Infinity Gauntlet)
@ToadtheGreat16 жыл бұрын
Infinity Bucket*
@krivbeknehkami83895 жыл бұрын
Its crazy seeing this era of Joey Coco, and seeing Joey now. He looks so good these days, losing weight like a fucking DOCTAH.
@Digressor6668 жыл бұрын
Cocaine diet !
@SardineSandwitch3336 жыл бұрын
Science!!
@texaspatriot9159 Жыл бұрын
Was I supposed to read that last bit in a bill burr voice? Because my brain automatically did and it worked so well😂
@Kai_Keller02 Жыл бұрын
i love how his kicks only go 3 inches off the ground 🥋 🤪
@diogallardo65054 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@bittu209_4 жыл бұрын
But those kicks would snap your leg in half if they made contact. Don't fuck with Joey Karate.
@blackmetal45464 жыл бұрын
Arab Drifter 100%
@notkingali17984 жыл бұрын
Who needs a six pack in martial arts when you can beat them with a Keg‼️😂,,,,,,Joey Diaz is🔥🔥🔥
@TheThor29414 жыл бұрын
3 fuckin guys attacked me one o them had a stick one o them had a fucking meatball sandwich
@mr.maskmaker66097 жыл бұрын
he said 3 Guinea's attacked me
@native3076 жыл бұрын
Mr.Mask Maker hahaha that shit qas hilarious
@jeoM9116 жыл бұрын
Should Joey bring his character back again?
@ffnovice77 жыл бұрын
ffnovice7 yes
@drnockaable7 жыл бұрын
Joey Karate is done. Next one will be his cousin Joey Jitsu.
@robinpettersson62717 жыл бұрын
bereserika fuck off
@EverydayStruggles6 жыл бұрын
Im wearing tights that I borrowed from your mum. Did he just say "make fuck"?
@LGRW3136 жыл бұрын
lefu he's said this was during a real bad time with him and coke. I doubt he would want to do anything to remind him of when he was using.
@LGRW3136 жыл бұрын
you have no idea how much i love this video.
@gabriel.17114 ай бұрын
i have to throw this on every few months for a great laugh! Love uncle Joey
@covidkiller4202 жыл бұрын
Ayy fucko
@jackmcgreer1936 жыл бұрын
Joey vs dillman, anyone?
@monkkenyon25395 жыл бұрын
Jack McGreer ayy fucko
@dulv58804 жыл бұрын
Tom Jerry ayy fucko
@dulv58804 жыл бұрын
No gi! Okinawa fathers, the sushi chef respect...SCIENCE! 😂😂😂
@romanvillalobos14538 жыл бұрын
Roman Villalobos I about keeled over dead holy christ
@TopSpeedKertus6 жыл бұрын
Hahah it’s so good, I need more Joey Karate in my life.
@npetersen575 жыл бұрын
Hands down the funniest part!!!
@raca2070 Жыл бұрын
So happy hearing Biggie in that intro! 😁🤟🏽
@IceKoldKilla4 жыл бұрын
Been trying to find more footage of Joey Karate and I finally found them lmao Uncle Joey looking deadly with them kicks
@ozilsoto3 жыл бұрын
My dude loses his breath while talking lol love him
@NobleVagabond25526 жыл бұрын
"one of em had a stick, one of em had a meatball sandwich" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@southsea82526 жыл бұрын
I needed that! Thank you!
@bigh6530 Жыл бұрын
" I would of called a time out, go back stage and grab my gun. Then I would of came back and shot herb, yamasaki, Dana and rogan." Omfg uncle Joey is the funniest man alive 🤣.
@dannymay28203 жыл бұрын
damn I need to get a bucket
@BigPeniswealthy8 жыл бұрын
Yeah when the cops come. Not gonna be able to find you
@ArodcMugen8 жыл бұрын
J.R Charles lmao
@ProdajayKingofRNB7 жыл бұрын
J.R Charles you got bucket on your head already😂
@wenbao20897 жыл бұрын
"Throw a kick but not hard" 😂
@theguythattalksshitonyoutube6 жыл бұрын
i'm not 100% sure that tactic would actually work...for long hard to say. should help against the meatball sandwich though.
@oa98426 жыл бұрын
The eye gouge at 1:22 is priceless. Thank you Joey Diaz!
@mikem10065 жыл бұрын
I'm still crying
@darcsinister54245 жыл бұрын
Oooh look at that, 69th like
@jameshowlett72 жыл бұрын
I would love Joey to do little skits like this again.
@GK-qc5ry3 жыл бұрын
I honestly think this could be up for the argument if greatest internet vid ever,seriously.Salute Uncle Joey.
@josephmegeed187911 ай бұрын
Surprisingly limber for a big fella
@Tony-Gunk6 жыл бұрын
Tony Gunk limber like lumber
@MFV0304 жыл бұрын
Big dude but he can move pretty good with those kicks
@julianlewis9964 жыл бұрын
@been m8 yeah he's got techniques you can tell he's trained even though he's being funny in the video
@julianlewis9964 жыл бұрын
I swear
@Joneth_Piptne4 жыл бұрын
Julian Lewis he learned street judo from the black dudes in the ghetto lmao
@Jimmyboygohome4 жыл бұрын
"Taking acid and taking names" lmao
@madmodder1236 жыл бұрын
He's on cocaine
@zanderhobson20474 жыл бұрын
That kick combo at 1:17 had me rolling
@roachVillian4 жыл бұрын
The precision, the discipline. This guy is dangerous.😂
@markvalente480 Жыл бұрын
There should be a movie based on this character.
@andreijecan60617 жыл бұрын
Andrei Jecan it's called BEVERLY HILLS NINJA
@chickendinner55726 жыл бұрын
Andrei Jecan not a Chris Farley fan?!?
@drewmadenew30005 жыл бұрын
I Love Cantelopes lol that's exactly where I went 😂
@drewmadenew30005 жыл бұрын
There was a detective series about him in the 90s
@liquidmang5 жыл бұрын
I'd be GLORIOUS
@brucekirk53865 жыл бұрын
I lost my rank on the boat over funny as fuck.
@1981czarsean8 жыл бұрын
Love you Joey from Desert Hills Arizona
@kevinhenderson89464 жыл бұрын
Absolutely incredible
@horseradish40464 жыл бұрын
Joey diaz should do a show where his character is joey karate and he goes to the top MMA gyms in the U.S trolling
@artboi4456 жыл бұрын
Christian Nuno a lot of mma fighters know of joey because of joe rogan
@blam46555 жыл бұрын
And Kenny hotz is his trainer
@paulbeahm38915 жыл бұрын
Too famous
@laynescooby97845 жыл бұрын
Yo, for his size... those lil mac kicks are athletic as fuuuuuuck
@Svitlo376 жыл бұрын
Svitlo37 he does train. he is a biiiiiiig boy but he does have some legit skills.
@buckypreseau73495 жыл бұрын
A big guy like him would knock you out with a single right hand. More mass equals more kinetic energy
@angelgjr19995 жыл бұрын
@Jacob Maldonado pretty sure he is these days
@enduroboi67805 жыл бұрын
His power is amazing.
@RAB1D_ROB0TS4 ай бұрын
Oh my!!! That's one agile ball of crisco.
@nathanmartyn99814 жыл бұрын
That coke had him wired😂😂😂
@mannygee56716 жыл бұрын
".......put the bucket over your head and they won't find you."
@thelotus82856 жыл бұрын
This is like the commercials they show on the TV in GTA
@johantenma61824 жыл бұрын
If joeys not a side character in GTA IV I’ll be mad
@TheCommercialBreakk3 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂😂 “I’m a Black Belt!” Becomes an Orange Belt half way through. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@kevingurule57273 жыл бұрын
Im always afraid of going for a 20, thanks Joey Karate for teaching me how to get shot even faster :)
@instantgrill15 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Joneth_Piptne4 жыл бұрын
EH FUCKO
@mr.maskmaker66097 жыл бұрын
SCIENCE
@anthonyhill86826 жыл бұрын
Hahah cracked me up i am dutch and my birthname is Fokko
@foxmonkelbaan21656 жыл бұрын
Yo Fucko
@stevene53056 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
@mrnatestl82 Жыл бұрын
This video always makes my day
@hq41662 жыл бұрын
2:33 "Throw a roundhouse" *Guy punches*
@RatchetandSly6 жыл бұрын
"The Bucket" 😂😂😂😂
@michaelkahnk10917 жыл бұрын
Bro the music kills me every time, it just comes out of nowhere
@richguy1246 Жыл бұрын
I've been watching this guy on Joe Rogan's podcasts for the past week. His stories are the best thing in my life right now 😂😂😂😂
@kanifalam78354 жыл бұрын
where has joey diaz been all my life
@xXxTHEBEATMAKERxXx7 жыл бұрын
At least you found him a year before me.
@bustprime6 жыл бұрын
M Prime 😂
@Joey-qx9cf6 жыл бұрын
Doing a lot of blow
@user-ix8ec5kj7s6 жыл бұрын
The Game of Death suit still fits........that line killed me.......Uncle Joey the gift that keeps giving.
@jakeenan6 жыл бұрын
His spin hooks have me dying! 😂😂😂😂
@fatass49855 жыл бұрын
This footage should be preserved for the future generations
@acs7991 Жыл бұрын
He could move for a fat guy
@cmpunk31957 жыл бұрын
UFC 211, Punk vs. Joey Diaz at a 300 lbs. catchweight. Let's get some real money fights goin.
@weeknightwarrior7 жыл бұрын
THATS THE SEED!
@Joe-so6ob7 жыл бұрын
JLF2012 x ahahahaha
@domkevan53886 жыл бұрын
He actually did karate as a kid and does jiu jitsu now.
@TGoKovenant6 жыл бұрын
I swear i seen one kick get above knee hight
@Vicariousleighilive..6 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo! Thank you for this!!!
@PackOut238 жыл бұрын
+Luke Moore thank Joey, hopefully he makes more episodes!
@GBz_MMA8 жыл бұрын
GB MediaMMA Well thanks anyways for taking the time to put this together
@PackOut238 жыл бұрын
+GB MediaMMA lol both tru
@ffjederwob86968 жыл бұрын
Legend
@nicholaswtate3 ай бұрын
"Look at 'em now." "You motherfuckas forget..."
@randomguy-kv7fx4 жыл бұрын
Joey needs a movie deal. would be the best shit ever.
@mobilegamereviews21696 жыл бұрын
The coke days. Damn he looks better now. Lol, that Bruce Lee jump suit. Hahahah.
@alienguitarist886 жыл бұрын
0:07 Now that's some high skilled breathing technique right there.Go get em Uncle Joey!
@irinelgavaol84495 жыл бұрын
I’m honestly surprised how high Joey can kick his legs up 😂😂
@GP-lq8gg3 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a masterpiece "coke days" or not.
@oriolesBraw5 жыл бұрын
This is the most motivational video ive seen all year thank you !
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Now I know where Rogan learned that turning side kick from
Spinning back kick
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
@@ramsy4205 it's not a spinning side kick
@@ZTGOfficialYT no its a spinning back kick
@@ramsy4205 he does a lot of kicks but the one he's referring to is a turning side kick
I'm a Cuban black belt. I lost my rank on the boat ride over lol
He lost his rank 😞
More like the rank lost him?
He fighting to get it back thou
I thought Cubans swam
🤣
"One of them had a stick, one of them had a meatball sandwich"
Imagine coming at a guy with a meatball sub
@@SliceofBread123 id be terrified.
A delicious ass whoopin
2:20
He's not fat He just has Jackie Chan in his belly for backup
LOL
Frankie Lopez Zamudio true dat
Thank you
Now I just picture poor Jackie suffocating, begging for air.
Joey should be a character in gta
Yeah give him a GTA Radio Show
yes and not only that but bill burr was a character in gta... have no idea why they dont talk about that...
thepro08 what?!!
Gta 6 dog x
I just realized Joey is in Spider-Man 2. He was the guy on the train who says, “You wanna get to him, you gotta go through me”. My mind was blown.
"Do you fear going to your drug dealers for a 20" 😂😂😂
joey h. 😂😂😂😂
Fear no more
Yes
The funniest shit I ever heard 😂
@@DrewSantana I'm a master in judo, jiu jitsu, karate, kung fu, taekwondo, fuckin-- KA KA
I want to live in the universe where joey diaz was healthy enough to be in mma and ended upp in the ufc and still spoke like this.
Bruh. Better than Chael and McGregor on the mic, combined.
And healthy enough to still do cocaine like he was doing in most of these clips
I'm sure AI can give you an idea of what that would be like
Talking smack while dominating jon jones 😂
Show mei dah monkey
Joey "I studied muy thai, not really in thailand over there at the thai restaurant" Diaz
Buckets are now illegal in 48 states because of Joey Karate
Henry A people have to mix paint in the toilet now.
That's probably how Bin Laden hid from the US for so long. 2:52. Da bucket is truly a powerful weapon.
Lololol
Am sure Texas is not one
I can’t handle the bongos constantly playing in every clip😂😂😂
“When the cops come, you put the bucket over ya head.” I’m done 😆
One of.. If not the best part LOLOL
True stealth
Hahahhaha! Fucking joey man.. i hate that hea getting older now..
Sneak 100
noboday can find ya
Even though his belly is his deadliest weapon, he never uses it because he has mercy with his enemies. Joey Diaz is truly a humble noble warrior
Yeah it's called Kung Fu Panda style, very deadly. He only uses it as a last resort.
It's only for defense. Disciprine.
I believe it shoots fire balls…….Legend has it anyway.
@@blackmetal4546 Panda style is immensely strong and immune to almost any weapon. When it's properly used it's almost invincible.
He actually moves pretty fluid for a guy his size, haha
that video is sped-up 3times
He moves... Tremendous!!!
Parker Brothers Plumbing repairs he said fluid not fast genius
Like genuinely
Parker Brothers Plumbing repairs IM DYING
karate masters treat their body like a temple. This guy is a 14 room mansion.
lolllllll
Rrocket White Wouldn't that make him a Fat Belt?
Jason Whitfield that's not politically correct.
Rrocket White okay, I'll bite. What is the proper phrase?
Art Mcgregor the proper phrase is, "Space Ranger" (Whoops! I made a mistake. I was having a too- many- children -watching -Disney flashback) The actual, proper phrase is, "Skinny belt Impaired."
I was fighting 3 ginnys, one of them had a stick. One of them had a meatball sandwich LMAO
*guineas
I got attacked in Jersey by a caloné
😂😂😂
He can storm Area 51 by himself
@Soon Forgot he smokes too much that why he runs out of breath easily
He IS area 51
This whole thread is retarded
😂😂😂
Wait a sec, I thought Tony Soprano wacked this guy on a boat!?
It's his twin brother from Cuba.. Forget it a bout it!!!!
This is Pussy’s twin, Coco.
Nah joey karate did a fuckin jiu jitsu technique the fake death and fuckin swimmed too the shore
That's what they wanted you to think. You can't kill Joey Karate bitch
You can't drown a Cuban. SCIENCE!
“I AM A BLACK BELT!” ... continues to put on green belt
He got knocked back on the boat
He lost it at sea on the banana boat over.
Element of surprise bruh lol also he stated that he lost his rank on the boat ride over, so he is a green belt now 😂
I'm Cuban black belt
Jason Grevy That moment when you don’t listen to what is said in the video 🤦♂️
They knocked me down a rank on the boat over. Haha.
“You got one arm, I have 2 legs”
"When the cops show up, you put the bucket over your head. Nobody will find you." Hilarious. Joey is a living legend
"one of 'em had a stick, one of 'em had a meatball sandwich" hahaha i legit laughed for like 5 minutes.
Ramna Viaz his delivery is so on point holy shittt ahahah
Funniest line in this reel hands down
joey in the bruce lee outfit is the best thing ever lmao
Mitchell Asido no dude the kill bill killed me
Dennis Leavitt what's weird is i said it like it was right lol.
I saw that and immediately said, "oh hell no!!!"
I am a long time student of Joey Karate, it almost got me murdered using Joey's techniques, but I wouldn't train anywhere else, Joey's Karate classes also teaches the art of stealth eating.
😂😂😂
Uncle Joey is really the funniest man alive!! We gotta protect this dude at all cost. 🤘🏾
Just watching this video makes me breath heavier.
This is the greatest find of the day....
Agreed.
Fuckin golden omg his fucking gut
Frfr lmao
Joey's a fucking national treasure....tremendous
This is the best thing to ever come in my recommended
The kill bill outfit was tooooo much I'm fkn dying 💀
Yo it's actually the Bruce Lee outfit from his film 'Game of death'! Tarantino used it in 'Kill Bill' as a tribute to Bruce Lee!
@@jasondreamboat9552 Nice
this is what the internet was made for.
“He went through Forest Whitaker, whatever Forest Griffin” killed me 😂
BigBossMan257 i thought nobody caught that 😂😂
7:12 He called Forrest Griffin Forrest Whitaker lmao
Craig Farnam if Joey says it’s Forrest Whitaker it’s Forrest Whitaker
@@notkingali1798 lol truth...
Absolutely hilarious. One of the funniest skits I’ve ever seen. Laughed so hard I actually had tears running down my face. Thank you Joey Diaz.
I'm glad you survived the cocaine days CoCo
hillbillyluchadore aka JP I'm glad I did to lol
Finally someone knows him as Joey CoCo like I do
Believe it or not he actually is legit in BJJ, karate, and kung fu
Ya well he will still die of heart failure from being so fuckin fat..no reason for a man to look like that.
I'm glad too. Now an example briging laughter to the world instead of pain. Coco turned his shit arround the best way possible.
Thanks to Joey Karate's 8 week program, I'm no longer scared going to my drug dealer for a 20 sack.
Dimitri 20 what the fuck are you on about mate
GiraffeJesus did you watch the video fucko?😂
@@Luppino2121 i was replying to someone else that was cussing this guy out because "Hes trying to be cool because he does drugs"
GiraffeJesus ohh okay
@@Luppino2121 hahahahah!!!
Master of all the arts and gets he's breathless from the intro. God I love joey diaz
i want more more and more, i wake up every morning and watch you crack these boys into shape. thank you for uploading mnand making me smikle :). i give you money?
I think joey diaz is the funniest guy ever
Joe,s done it now i had to pause it been rolling around in tears and belly aches i almost had a heart attack funny geazer one of the the best and down to earth guys happy for him now his doing more films good luck to him .
Mr.Mask Maker i
Mr.Mask Maker u make masks? Anon masks?
+Ali Jordan he's typcast as a mobster, thats probably why he's not in more movie's.
Jake Darrin you expected any different?
For anybody watching this that doesn't know who Joey Diaz is I can just picture them going WTF
Derek Gallagher Uncle Joey is the shit. *L*
Dforce 10 hahahahahaha this is so accurate lolol these gentiles don’t know uncle joey
I knew who joey Diaz was and I was still like what the fuck hahahaha
While also laughing their asses off
I know who Joey Diaz is and I'm still saying, "wtf" lol
i truly enjoyed this video it was very informative and has inspired me to pursue self devence and fitness
Lol “does cro cop need a suntan” God bless Joey Diaz
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Its crazy seeing this era of Joey Coco, and seeing Joey now. He looks so good these days, losing weight like a fucking DOCTAH.
Cocaine diet !
Science!!
Was I supposed to read that last bit in a bill burr voice? Because my brain automatically did and it worked so well😂
i love how his kicks only go 3 inches off the ground 🥋 🤪
😂😂😂😂😂
But those kicks would snap your leg in half if they made contact. Don't fuck with Joey Karate.
Arab Drifter 100%
Who needs a six pack in martial arts when you can beat them with a Keg‼️😂,,,,,,Joey Diaz is🔥🔥🔥
3 fuckin guys attacked me one o them had a stick one o them had a fucking meatball sandwich
he said 3 Guinea's attacked me
Mr.Mask Maker hahaha that shit qas hilarious
Should Joey bring his character back again?
ffnovice7 yes
Joey Karate is done. Next one will be his cousin Joey Jitsu.
bereserika fuck off
Im wearing tights that I borrowed from your mum. Did he just say "make fuck"?
lefu he's said this was during a real bad time with him and coke. I doubt he would want to do anything to remind him of when he was using.
you have no idea how much i love this video.
i have to throw this on every few months for a great laugh! Love uncle Joey
Ayy fucko
Joey vs dillman, anyone?
Jack McGreer ayy fucko
Tom Jerry ayy fucko
No gi! Okinawa fathers, the sushi chef respect...SCIENCE! 😂😂😂
Roman Villalobos I about keeled over dead holy christ
Hahah it’s so good, I need more Joey Karate in my life.
Hands down the funniest part!!!
So happy hearing Biggie in that intro! 😁🤟🏽
Been trying to find more footage of Joey Karate and I finally found them lmao Uncle Joey looking deadly with them kicks
My dude loses his breath while talking lol love him
"one of em had a stick, one of em had a meatball sandwich" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I needed that! Thank you!
" I would of called a time out, go back stage and grab my gun. Then I would of came back and shot herb, yamasaki, Dana and rogan." Omfg uncle Joey is the funniest man alive 🤣.
damn I need to get a bucket
Yeah when the cops come. Not gonna be able to find you
J.R Charles lmao
J.R Charles you got bucket on your head already😂
"Throw a kick but not hard" 😂
i'm not 100% sure that tactic would actually work...for long hard to say. should help against the meatball sandwich though.
The eye gouge at 1:22 is priceless. Thank you Joey Diaz!
I'm still crying
Oooh look at that, 69th like
I would love Joey to do little skits like this again.
I honestly think this could be up for the argument if greatest internet vid ever,seriously.Salute Uncle Joey.
Surprisingly limber for a big fella
Tony Gunk limber like lumber
Big dude but he can move pretty good with those kicks
@been m8 yeah he's got techniques you can tell he's trained even though he's being funny in the video
I swear
Julian Lewis he learned street judo from the black dudes in the ghetto lmao
"Taking acid and taking names" lmao
He's on cocaine
That kick combo at 1:17 had me rolling
The precision, the discipline. This guy is dangerous.😂
There should be a movie based on this character.
Andrei Jecan it's called BEVERLY HILLS NINJA
Andrei Jecan not a Chris Farley fan?!?
I Love Cantelopes lol that's exactly where I went 😂
There was a detective series about him in the 90s
I'd be GLORIOUS
I lost my rank on the boat over funny as fuck.
Love you Joey from Desert Hills Arizona
Absolutely incredible
Joey diaz should do a show where his character is joey karate and he goes to the top MMA gyms in the U.S trolling
Christian Nuno a lot of mma fighters know of joey because of joe rogan
And Kenny hotz is his trainer
Too famous
Yo, for his size... those lil mac kicks are athletic as fuuuuuuck
Svitlo37 he does train. he is a biiiiiiig boy but he does have some legit skills.
A big guy like him would knock you out with a single right hand. More mass equals more kinetic energy
@Jacob Maldonado pretty sure he is these days
His power is amazing.
Oh my!!! That's one agile ball of crisco.
That coke had him wired😂😂😂
".......put the bucket over your head and they won't find you."
This is like the commercials they show on the TV in GTA
If joeys not a side character in GTA IV I’ll be mad
Omg 😂😂😂😂 “I’m a Black Belt!” Becomes an Orange Belt half way through. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Im always afraid of going for a 20, thanks Joey Karate for teaching me how to get shot even faster :)
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
EH FUCKO
SCIENCE
Hahah cracked me up i am dutch and my birthname is Fokko
Yo Fucko
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
This video always makes my day
2:33 "Throw a roundhouse" *Guy punches*
"The Bucket" 😂😂😂😂
Bro the music kills me every time, it just comes out of nowhere
I've been watching this guy on Joe Rogan's podcasts for the past week. His stories are the best thing in my life right now 😂😂😂😂
where has joey diaz been all my life
At least you found him a year before me.
M Prime 😂
Doing a lot of blow
The Game of Death suit still fits........that line killed me.......Uncle Joey the gift that keeps giving.
His spin hooks have me dying! 😂😂😂😂
This footage should be preserved for the future generations
He could move for a fat guy
UFC 211, Punk vs. Joey Diaz at a 300 lbs. catchweight. Let's get some real money fights goin.
THATS THE SEED!
JLF2012 x ahahahaha
He actually did karate as a kid and does jiu jitsu now.
I swear i seen one kick get above knee hight
Lmfaoo! Thank you for this!!!
+Luke Moore thank Joey, hopefully he makes more episodes!
GB MediaMMA Well thanks anyways for taking the time to put this together
+GB MediaMMA lol both tru
Legend
"Look at 'em now." "You motherfuckas forget..."
Joey needs a movie deal. would be the best shit ever.
The coke days. Damn he looks better now. Lol, that Bruce Lee jump suit. Hahahah.
0:07 Now that's some high skilled breathing technique right there.Go get em Uncle Joey!
I’m honestly surprised how high Joey can kick his legs up 😂😂
Joey Diaz is a masterpiece "coke days" or not.
This is the most motivational video ive seen all year thank you !
When he busts through that wall I died! HAHAHAHA