My Cheap BMW 850i Is Unfixable-- But I Love it Anyway

2018 ж. 25 Қаң.
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  • My father was the original owner of this car. I have so many memories driving with him in this 850. I was the 2nd owner. Thank you for putting in the effort to bring her back up to snuff. So cool to see this video!

    @susanscott9887@susanscott9887 Жыл бұрын
  • As an 850 owner of 12 years, the drain problem solution is literally a 30 second google search away, and would cost you 10usd in capacitors, 15 minutes to remove unit from the car and 30 minutes with a soldering iron. This car CAN be fixed, but not at a shop as they are useless on old cars like these. Get on the forums where the real knowledge is, there are people on the forums who have owned these cars for 15+ years, and there is NOT A THING that the community don't know how to fix. And if you can't work on it yourself, alt least you know what to tell you mechanic to fix.

    @850bimmer@850bimmer6 жыл бұрын
    • this guy is on it..... the caps swell up on the PCBs ... replace all Capacitors not just the ones that look or test bad. shops dont do componenet level repair anymore...got to DIY

      @wpwbigcheese3795@wpwbigcheese37956 жыл бұрын
    • Hehe, I don't thing a euro car is more prone to gremlins than any other 25+ year old car, regardless of origin.

      @850bimmer@850bimmer6 жыл бұрын
    • It's a well known issue with the GM2 and RM5 modules on these cars. The caps dry out and change their value just enough for the car not going to "sleep" after 16 minutes. You are left with a 4-500mA drain instead of a 50-60mA. leading to flat batteries in 7-10 days, rather than 4-5 months. In very rare cases there has been a drain from the one of the door locks too. 30 second google search an a DIY pops up. Owning a car like this means you are more lightly to get help in the community than in a shop, heck, most BMW techs have never seen any of these cars.

      @850bimmer@850bimmer6 жыл бұрын
    • the big question is will he read this and fix the car

      @wpwbigcheese3795@wpwbigcheese37956 жыл бұрын
    • WPWBigCheese probably not. To busy making videos, doing his day job and searching for useless techs ro waste more money on scans and quasi-diagnosis that don't lead anywhere. Some people think that because AutoZone does free scans then so do techs.

      @markwinberry8095@markwinberry80956 жыл бұрын
  • I had a 1999 850 before that drains the battery as well, had trouble with the electronic windows and interior lights. The culprit for all those issues was the computer module ll which was an easy fix. After repairing the module, it never had any battery draining issues, interior lights and electronic windows issues anymore and was trouble free that I used it for daily drive. It was a reliable car, very comfortable and beautiful.

    @francislega@francislega3 жыл бұрын
  • Simple job to install an amp meter to monitor the draw, then disconnect each component till the draw is found.

    @samueljames9342@samueljames93425 жыл бұрын
  • 1) PLEASE don’t ever jump this car from the batteries again. Sure fire way to cause electrical damage. only jump it from the terminals under the hood. 2) your electrical draw issue can likely be resolved for around $100. It is the capacitors in the general module. They need to be replaced. 3) Did the mechanic test the seat motor to ensure it’s actually the motor itself? Often times the cables get out of whack on the seats and prevent them from moving properly even though the seat motors (which are very robust) are actually working. There are replacement cables available for under $200. We have to remember these are 25 year old cars that very few people know how to work on now because of their rarity. However, there is a huge group of enthusiasts that k ow how to fix them and are willing to help fellow owners. If you are interested in more details on how to get her completely healthy, feel free to reach out to me directly.

    @zachnjessmccoy7115@zachnjessmccoy71156 жыл бұрын
    • We need more of this guy!!!

      @dfheezy@dfheezy5 жыл бұрын
    • Hey Hoovie, did you take this man's advice? If not, see if he is right. If you did you should at the very least acknowledge his post!!

      @p018112@p0181125 жыл бұрын
    • Much disappointed in Hoovie.. I get that he doesn't have time to reply to 2.3K posts. But this is the highest rating, smartest, and the most helpful.

      @p018112@p0181125 жыл бұрын
    • I cringed as soon as he started walking to the back to jump it and said out loud to my wife, "That's why he has electrical issues."

      @Glock_Nico@Glock_Nico5 жыл бұрын
    • Please explain why jumping from the batteries is a bad thing?

      @dirkfromhein@dirkfromhein5 жыл бұрын
  • Hoovie is single-handedly paying for his mechanic's kids' university degrees.

    @grattidude@grattidude6 жыл бұрын
    • Bingo

      @FREE_WILL_DEFENDER@FREE_WILL_DEFENDER2 жыл бұрын
  • When he was standing there with the dog and dark glasses,i thought he'd gone blind

    @Dunstire@Dunstire5 жыл бұрын
  • For me, probably the most beautiful coupé ever.

    @Antagraber@Antagraber4 жыл бұрын
  • "Unfixable" translates in mechanic-speak to "unprofitable".

    @coinsagE46m3@coinsagE46m36 жыл бұрын
    • what do you mean?

      @benchorto@benchorto6 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, he even said that at 8:00

      @oglordblight@oglordblight6 жыл бұрын
    • All his cars he eventually gets a return on. Fixing this = no bueno

      @0xsergy@0xsergy6 жыл бұрын
    • Well, typical for BWM workshops is to repair nothing but to replace any possible and impossible part for at least €400.00 each. We had that for months until we sued - and won.

      @rsvsbg1608@rsvsbg16086 жыл бұрын
    • benjamin israel it means that mechanics say its unfixable because its too much work to do for the pay and time needed to put into it

      @luk4s56@luk4s566 жыл бұрын
  • We have two 850's in the stable and have experienced two of your issues. For the Seat, your issue is most likely a stretched cable that is no longer engaging. The symptom is commonly known as a "twisted seat" as there is one motor in the front that drives two cables and when one or both begin to fail the seats tend to twist. The fix is simple, and I would look for a new set of cables from a member of the community called "The Seat Guru" (no affiliation just a fan of his products) which are simple to install. The battery drain in these cars is most likely due to a failing capacitor in the general module. This fix requires the use of a soldering iron and may be something left to a pro. There are a few repair guides out there so just do a quick google search. Fixing your existing GM will save you the hassle of getting a new replacement programmed to match your car. Best of luck

    @davidfriesner4514@davidfriesner45146 жыл бұрын
    • David Friesner neither of those problems sound insurmountable. (EE here;)

      @JCMayPE@JCMayPE6 жыл бұрын
  • Pure classic beauty. Both the 850 and the 635 CSi had (and still have) the most elegant, streamlined shape of all (recent) BMW. Gorgeous coupé.

    @JustARandomFio@JustARandomFio6 жыл бұрын
    • Funny couse I owned the 1995 bmw 840 and the 1985 635 as well from Modesto CA 😢😮

      @adrianespinoza1561@adrianespinoza15613 ай бұрын
    • @@adrianespinoza1561 Excellent taste. I almost got myself an 850 but I was already happily married with an 82 Lancia Gamma Coupé and a 78 Montreal and thank God my common sense prevailed over my heart. Needless to say, my wallet was thankful for that decision. I gifted my foster son an 88 325 Convertible when he got 18, though. A win-win move - I prevented him from buying a suicidal little turbo and I got myself a lovely open car for that occasional sunny ride.

      @JustARandomFio@JustARandomFio3 ай бұрын
  • I dream about this car.

    @LullabyWorldOfficial@LullabyWorldOfficial5 жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @ggthewhale@ggthewhale2 жыл бұрын
    • This car keeps me up a night 😳

      @Dezzylyricz@Dezzylyricz Жыл бұрын
    • Glad I’m not the only one

      @SuperTank121212@SuperTank1212122 ай бұрын
  • Your sweet dog earned you a thumbs up.

    @ldodom@ldodom6 жыл бұрын
    • What breed is that?

      @rickkstir@rickkstir5 жыл бұрын
  • Petting the dog mattered to me more than anything else in the video

    @Soul_Younes@Soul_Younes6 жыл бұрын
  • I've had an 840 for 7 years and 80,000 miles, mainly long distance transcontinental drives. These are complex cars but as long as you look after them they are reliable. There are excellent support websites in the USA, UK and Germany. Once you know how to fix things , they don't cost much. EG the last thing to fail on mine was the heating controller. A new one is mega bucks but thanks to online help it just needed 4 transistors soldering in the circuit board for less than 10 pounds / dollars / euros. They all drain current as the alarm runs all the time. In Europe we are not allowed guns so we need car alarms :o) , so in Europe the advice is keep it on a trickle charge. In the USA you can add a battery disconnect. If the battery is low you will have problems like limp mode... keep them charged up. I've never had a problem with engine electrics. The only time it failed to start was a blown fuse for the fuel pump. My only problems have been cooling system as it is made of plastic which becomes brittler with age.

    @jonathanwebb8307@jonathanwebb83076 жыл бұрын
  • I love these cars. I bought one a couple years ago. And yes it has problems but I love it! Definitely not a daily driver. Sure they cost some money to keep running but they are beautiful and nobody in your town has one and that's cool, not to mention it's by far the most gorgeous BMW ever made!

    @catified2081@catified20815 жыл бұрын
  • the E31 was one of my dream car and still is. most of the 90's BMW has electronic issues which you will have to rely on forums and BMW communities to figure out the problem, but almost everything is fixable. at the end of the day, it is one of the best looking GT coupes ever made.

    @FrankW1029@FrankW10296 жыл бұрын
  • I wonder if Hoovie's neighbors ever look out their window and wonder who the hell he is talking to...

    @goodgollyjosh@goodgollyjosh6 жыл бұрын
    • goodgollyjosh or wonder what new hoopty he wasted his money on now

      @djcha2305@djcha23056 жыл бұрын
    • I suppose his neighbours never heard of KZhead...

      @tredfxman@tredfxman6 жыл бұрын
    • His neighbors are probably well aware that this idiot is constantly mumbling to himself in his driveway. Nothing unusual. It's Hoovie.

      @ObadiahTeleo@ObadiahTeleo6 жыл бұрын
    • Just imagine Scotty Kilmer's neighbors as he shouts half of a sentence at a camera, moves the camera, and shouts another half of a sentence.

      @CODMarioWarfare@CODMarioWarfare6 жыл бұрын
    • djcha2305 😂 😂 😂

      @s1d3k1ckRO@s1d3k1ckRO6 жыл бұрын
  • No car is unfixable just got to know what your doing

    @jameslatimer1432@jameslatimer14325 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, it's called doing an LS swap...

      @wutang9068@wutang90684 жыл бұрын
    • Wu Tang I’m planning to get one and LS swap it😂😂😂

      @chrismclean874@chrismclean8744 жыл бұрын
    • @@wutang9068 nah i dont like breaking down

      @NiggaGang69@NiggaGang693 жыл бұрын
    • @@NiggaGang69 I thought you died?

      @tristanchaplin392@tristanchaplin3923 жыл бұрын
  • Dude that's an awsome lovable dog!!!

    @phillipbrewster6058@phillipbrewster60584 жыл бұрын
  • The seat headrests look like they’re floating

    @Carnology@Carnology6 жыл бұрын
    • mupet00000 It is. Its BMW technology invented in 1987 and never replicated by anyone. Its called suspended seat technology

      @jerolvilladolid@jerolvilladolid5 жыл бұрын
    • They are, ... it is new.

      @JT-cf7dq@JT-cf7dq5 жыл бұрын
    • It is held from the side

      @mbakwangy5773@mbakwangy57735 жыл бұрын
    • The thing has been in an accident. Paint mismatch rear left fender.

      @Tsalinger@Tsalinger5 жыл бұрын
  • your dog is such a good boy

    @Mikidy303@Mikidy3036 жыл бұрын
  • I love how pretentious he is, and self deprecating at the same time. And he always speaks of the trade offs he is willing to make. The car is a "gentleman's lounge" while still being a "complete dumpster fire". Having seen my parents 1980's 533 BMW electrical system fall apart after 5 years, I resolved the cars were just not worth the money, to buy new. As usual however, you have to pay to play. Recently I have been missing my 1971 Olds Cutlass, with its long wheelbase, effortless power, and comfortable highway ride. Along with its under the steering column A/C vent, which Hoovie would probably love. Not so much the gentleman's lounge that car, but just a great relaxing ride on the highway.

    @Orcinus1967@Orcinus19675 жыл бұрын
  • One other way to see whats drawing is to remove each fuse one at a time til you find what's drawing down the batteries, use a test meter attached to the battery, when it reads 0 you found your draw...

    @heyrod59@heyrod596 жыл бұрын
  • Your dog is like your car.. first it looks at you in complete astonishment and then it totally ignore you

    @miguelmontes7739@miguelmontes77396 жыл бұрын
  • I love my 1991 850i. It's true there are little mechanical things that bug me and it's waaay slower than my Corvette, but it's just a completely different experience. It feels good. It looks good. And I'm going to find a way to hack that car phone back to life!

    @rickdellis_@rickdellis_6 жыл бұрын
    • How's your car doing?

      @FroschBube@FroschBube Жыл бұрын
    • @@FroschBube I sold it a couple years back. I miss it. I wish I still had it. I'm in LA now and there's just not enough parking for multiple cars :(

      @rickdellis_@rickdellis_ Жыл бұрын
    • @@rickdellis_ F

      @FroschBube@FroschBube Жыл бұрын
  • Welcome to the world of classic car ownership. Your 850i looks wonderful. Hopefully you will persevere and ultimately get all the issues solved. The major problem with repair and servicing of cars of this age and complexity is finding a knowledgeable specialist. Most technicians will either have never been trained or worked on vehicles of this age ir haven't worked on them in decades. Finding a specialist is key, my suggestion would be internet owners forums are a source of information.

    @paulcalmond@paulcalmond6 жыл бұрын
  • Sir, that is one gorgeous vehicle. Timeless, too.

    @REBUKED1@REBUKED14 жыл бұрын
  • Hoovies garage. Single handedly keeping the car wizard in business since whenever he started

    @williammacdonald4615@williammacdonald46156 жыл бұрын
  • If it’s a battery draw issue Hoovie then just put a quick connect kill switch on the negative terminal. I did the same exact thing to my 85 Corvette last night because it has a slow draw and if you don’t start it within a day it’ll die. So now I just pop the hood, flip the switch attached to the terminal and I’m good! No more jumping or hurting my battery.

    @billwilmington8284@billwilmington82846 жыл бұрын
  • Shoulda called M539 Restorations. He lives for these!

    @donkontilt1@donkontilt13 жыл бұрын
  • Great videos, I have been doing some binge watching of your channel the last few days.

    @rrh5000@rrh50006 жыл бұрын
  • The BMW Gentleman's Briefcase had me on the floor. 😁 Love Dino too!

    @quantumphaser@quantumphaser6 жыл бұрын
    • The newer ones come with a fire extinguisher... Hey Hoovie, our 7 series AC would not command on from the DME because the auxiliary fan in front of the radiator was dead. Changed that out and voila AC again. Also the noisy AC compressor could have been simply overcharged and getting slugs of liquid refrigerant and causing a banging noise from the compressor vanes.

      @privatelisting366@privatelisting3666 жыл бұрын
  • Install a Battery Kill Switch. My dad had the same Problem on his Peugeot 205 Gti, we installed one, and now you just have to flick a switch before you go out and drive. And that's way better than having to jump the car every time you want to start it ;)

    @username.858@username.8586 жыл бұрын
  • install a toggle switch to disconnect the battery after every drive, low tech fix?

    @rc3443@rc34435 жыл бұрын
    • Had that in my old 91 Fleetwood deville, worked like a charm

      @yannispappas2287@yannispappas22874 жыл бұрын
  • I had to wait until the last second of the video to see it with the lights up, but it was worth it.

    @mazda9624@mazda96245 жыл бұрын
  • Gotta love that German over-engineering. Why use a simple switch when two microprocessors and 10,000 lines of code works best for the glovebox light.

    @edculle@edculle6 жыл бұрын
    • Edward Cullen the cars are overly complicated even to support riding on the autobahn. Take that car to the USA, and it is just utter over engineering. Heck, a v8 auto from the '90's is overengineered. I should know, because I own one. It's an American Cadillac, and although there is nothing wrong with it, the poor Northstar doesn't get opened up, and exercised enough, and as such, it would develop sticky rings, and gummed up valves. The solution is just to take it out every few months, and ride it hard like I stole it. All we need in the USA is a simple computer controlled 8 valve 4cyl sfi engine.

      @davidjames666@davidjames6666 жыл бұрын
    • Any car can become a money pit. Most American cars from the 70s through to the 90s, for example.

      @dunebasher1971@dunebasher19715 жыл бұрын
    • Bob Builder I think that the British are second germans third and italians first

      @gogogomes7025@gogogomes70255 жыл бұрын
    • @@gogogomes7025 Of course if its Lucas Electronics the Brits may snatch it back from the Germans. They are made common use of the Postive Grounding System...

      @thaddeuscarpenter1580@thaddeuscarpenter15805 жыл бұрын
  • Battery disconnect switch... FTW!

    @NCPDFSB@NCPDFSB6 жыл бұрын
  • It’s more like the sealed battery in alarm siren, or bad light module. Could be blower resistor toward rear passenger side. Do a draw test and see what system drawing current. I had to dump 4K into my 7 series to get it close to 100 percent. Did the work myself had to pretty much replace all gasket and plastic parts when rebuilding motor and transmission. One of the nicest feel ride once issues are corrected. I just wish BMW used better plastics that didn’t deteriorate as bad.

    @thetechgenie7374@thetechgenie73746 жыл бұрын
  • LOL good stuff bro! Just found your channel today and am enjoying the content. I look forward to following you moving forward. 👍

    @DroneWolfMedia@DroneWolfMedia6 жыл бұрын
  • I own a 1991 850, my dad owned it before as a project and just didnt have time to keep working on it. Long story short, iv learned a lot about this car trying to bring it back to drivable state in the last year of ownership. I can tell you that a lot of the problems are E31 specific. Iv spent hours on forums, talking to other E31 owners, online research and found a few E31 specific groups on facebook and some of the members are long time E31 people who know the car like the back of their hand. Its fixable, trust me. Just need patience, and a wiring diagram. lol

    @Revelocity@Revelocity6 жыл бұрын
  • Temporarily...Add a switch to disconnect the battery, when not in use...Turn the switch on, and then start the motor when you wish to drive it.

    @aashishgrover5603@aashishgrover56036 жыл бұрын
  • I feel your pain - literally. I bought a three year old 1991in 1994 and drove it 20,000 miles over the next few years. Everytime I took it to the dealer it was a $1000; didn't matter what the problem was. Water pump died?..might as well replace both of them was a common bit of advice. Sold the car and regretted it, so found an identical version years later in the 1994 840ci - the 8 cylinder version. The cars behave about the same, the V12 however has linear acceleration that feels like their is no limit to how fast it will go. The 840ci gets twice the mpg of the 12cyl and has a much throatier exhaust. Repair bills are still substantial however. Just completed a valley pan gasket replace, new radiator, new balancer and replaced any plastic fittings and hoses on the back of the engine that just deteriorated from age. The bill was about $7000, a lot for a car worth $15,000 on a really good day. Yet - I have never driven any car I enjoy as much. Just looking at it is a thrill, but this is a labor of love and the occasional deep pocket. These are great driving cars but if you're in the market buy the best one you can find...it's way cheaper.

    @P.Galore@P.Galore6 жыл бұрын
  • The engine is 2 engines in one. However the m70 and m73 are both considered very bullet proof … added complexity requires replacing some items down the road. These are like an airplane that periodic maintenance should be expected especially on higher mile examples…the engine usually is not the problem…it’s rather the electrical convenience of all the goodies. Rubber, plastic, suspension … buy the best quality batteries. Old cars…stuff brake .. GOT TO LOVE THE TOURQ AND SMOOTHNESS!

    @user-pe4xf6hd5q@user-pe4xf6hd5qАй бұрын
  • I love your dog! You should feature him more!

    @davidk8184@davidk81846 жыл бұрын
    • David Keleshian what breeed is dino?

      @luisbrandolb@luisbrandolb6 жыл бұрын
    • He's not my dog...He looks like a mix.

      @davidk8184@davidk81846 жыл бұрын
  • Mainly here for that adorable doggo... Also, the t-shirt and sport coat look made me think you were rob spighetti.

    @bskok82@bskok826 жыл бұрын
  • 0:18 Hoovie - ''I'm starting to adopt the BMW owners lifestyle' Dogo - 'I'm out'

    @S-T-E-V-E@S-T-E-V-E4 жыл бұрын
  • motors are very reliable. if you get the voltage issues fixed, the car will be really enjoyable for you to drive. i daily my 750 with the M73 and it's been great to me. pretty fun to work on, rebuilt the top half for preventative maintenance and did all the ignition parts. only time it left me stranded was when the alternator failed.

    @supra1722@supra17226 жыл бұрын
  • A high performance EV conversion of one of these is the perfect update to it. Damien macguire, the most boring interesting man on KZhead, recently did this with his panzer project, using a Tesla power unit for that sweet torque.

    @Ryukachoo@Ryukachoo6 жыл бұрын
  • That bummer looks great for the age. Wouldn’t think it was nearly 30 years old.

    @IcelanderUSer@IcelanderUSer6 жыл бұрын
  • Love the Briefcase bit!!

    @JuanHernandez-pz2mx@JuanHernandez-pz2mx5 жыл бұрын
  • between that and the the vantage damn man you got a couple of really impressive coupes...

    @thelocustemperor@thelocustemperor6 жыл бұрын
  • for anyone wondering why the headrest is floating... the headrest is mounted from the side of the seat rather than from behind or above.

    @HoLDoN4Sec@HoLDoN4Sec6 жыл бұрын
    • HoLDoN4Sec i

      @ianlee9931@ianlee99316 жыл бұрын
    • No shit sherlock

      @pauldavison7105@pauldavison71056 жыл бұрын
    • You know what other car had that insane luxury space age design? The 1987 FWD corolla hatchback. Install a kill switch for the battery, and ignore all the other problems, oh and just pull the seat apart enough that you can crank the height down to a driveable location. That car has timeless lines!

      @david929190@david9291906 жыл бұрын
    • I cant believe I didnt notice that!

      @seanwilke7418@seanwilke74186 жыл бұрын
    • *because there is no b pillor (i don't know if i wrote that right)

      @larsnation@larsnation6 жыл бұрын
  • put in a battery kill switch

    @aquakingman@aquakingman6 жыл бұрын
  • This car is awesome when it is in good hands!

    @LoneWolf-wl3he@LoneWolf-wl3he4 жыл бұрын
  • Owned several BMW 12 cylinder models over the years. This engine design is reliable and knowned to be near bulletproof. Any thing can be repaired with knowledgeable technicians. Consider finding a new technician perhaps in another city. It is true that under the hood work can be expensive primarily because it is necessary to remove numerous items for adequate access. I'm driving a 20 year old BMW 12 cyl. now and it takes a few thousand dollars in maintenance ever now and again. You can find a decent 750il for less than $5000 in many markets and an 850i for not so much more. A lot of torque for the money. Cars from this period were the most attractive BMWS to my eye.

    @walterthorne4819@walterthorne48194 жыл бұрын
  • Dino was like "fu*k this i'm out" lol

    @fabulousprofound@fabulousprofound6 жыл бұрын
  • Yep - people don't understand that cars designed for comfort are just better than "sporty" cars (what "sports" are people expecting to do in a diesel Audi with 20" wheels?). People are idiots.

    @Malc180s@Malc180s6 жыл бұрын
  • I have 4 brilliant BMWs and 2 not so but still solid. I use my turn signals every time, even pulling into my driveway from a residential street.

    @BMWeix@BMWeix6 жыл бұрын
  • Alexpmgr8 K3 Try using a pair of deep cycle batteries a few AH above the standard value until you figure out where the drain is comming from. That way you wont spend a fortune on pairs of fragile lead acid batteries. The drain can also be halted by a couple of total power shut off switches both bolted directly to the batteries, this will also aid normal start up.

    @alexpmK3@alexpmK35 жыл бұрын
  • Try replacing the ignition switch to fix the battery draw.

    @LuisPompa56@LuisPompa566 жыл бұрын
  • During the intro, if you blur your eyes just right the rear of the car seems to have an awesome spoiler provided by the rear panel of the Jeep c pillars. Anyone else see it?

    @jacobreed47@jacobreed476 жыл бұрын
    • Yea, I see it....Wish I hadn't had the 2nd look now... LOL

      @nukedathlonman@nukedathlonman6 жыл бұрын
  • I had the mystery battery drain in my 1991 Honda Accord. I measured the drain current with an ammeter and the verdict was bad. It's too high for standby current (and I pulled all the relevant fuses for the radio and ECU anyway), but way too low for a proper short. The relatively new battery would go flat in about 5-6 days if car was not driven. In the end I decided the car was too old to spend time ripping it all apart in search of likely corroded wires somewhere, as I knew the likely source of the problem was constant leaks and moisture over the years from bad rubber moldings (for as long as I remember the car would have windows frosted or misty on the inside on the cold days and fogged on the inside on the hot days). Sold it after I finished college as at that particular time I was working from home and was hardly ever using a car, so that wasn't much of an issue. Since starting a new 8-5 job however I drive one of those beige Korean cars and really miss my compact flickable Honda coupe. They don't make 'em like that anymore.

    @rootbeer666@rootbeer6666 жыл бұрын
  • My uncle has a blue BMW 850i, I think for about 15 years now. I still recognize the beeps when you get into the car, the interior, and the sound when you start the engine (think his exhausts are changed a bit, his is somewhat louder). Indeed, the typical maintenance problem you describe. No one has the skills to work with these cars, they are enormous, and a V12 with dual 6 cyilinder equipment!!!?.... Holy hell... Get ready for grabbing into the pocket for parts and labor xD Edit: He doesn't have the battery drain issue. But maybe he solved that with a massive relay somewhere (or again; TWO of those hahahahahaha). Fun story he had his BMW taken care of by a couple of different people. And basically all were unable to do propper maintenance on it. He then found a guy through a forum/community group. The guy made a checklist and started to do the things with top priority. The car would be gone for 3 weeks. That lasted.. it went to 5 weeks... 7 weeks... After 8 weeks he contacted him, and finally got his wife on the phone. He had passed away and there were 6 cars in his garage they couldn't find the owners off xD

    @TTB630@TTB6306 жыл бұрын
  • You should take it to Tavarish

    @yazansakran3326@yazansakran33266 жыл бұрын
  • If you can unbolt your drivers seat for access to the bad position motor you can manually lower the position with a torx driver as a temporary fix to get you in a more comfortable spot.

    @joshriver75@joshriver756 жыл бұрын
  • Hoovie, been a regular since the very beginning of your channel. Took a break and recently came back. Great to see your work being appreciated as much today! Onto my point: How about a CLS W219 review? I own an absolutely fully-decked out CLS500 because it was my teenage wetdream, and I love it to death. I don't believe it's as popular in the US, so your viewers would get a kick out of it. It's a stunningly beautiful car with a ton of forward-facing gadgetry inside of it at the time of prototyping, and it single-handedly started a new car trend among makers. I love it to death, and I'm sure you will too!

    @Amaralify123@Amaralify1236 жыл бұрын
  • Glad to see im not the only one who talks to his dog like that! :)

    @johno9507@johno95076 жыл бұрын
  • Parasitic Draw...sounds like one of my old girlfriends.

    @JibberJabber70@JibberJabber706 жыл бұрын
    • arsenio ovs Damn old people, old people do have sex, never talk about it!!!!!!!!

      @lucasrem@lucasrem6 жыл бұрын
    • I'm glad you made it out, comrade. Some unlucky chap after you probably didn't.

      @cincinnatislider@cincinnatislider5 жыл бұрын
    • LoloL

      @trumanshow633@trumanshow6334 жыл бұрын
  • You should buy a newer v12 for that car. A m73b54. That engine is a better version of that motor. It is better in every single way and there's couple 850's with that motor from the factory. I've had alot of experience with both of those older bmw v12's and the only reason i'm a carguy is because of that car. Bmw e31 is my favourite car ever!

    @fil66j@fil66j6 жыл бұрын
  • Cars like this have so many electronic modules that develope cold solder joints in side, especially bad solder joints where the harness connectors attach to the pc boards. Go through every module and check/resolder all the connectors..and things will work like magic!

    @LordTominator@LordTominator6 жыл бұрын
  • The dog was looking like he loves that damn car more than me😂😂😂

    @reaganeraballerscustomcars4384@reaganeraballerscustomcars43846 жыл бұрын
  • Dino seems like an awesome dog. A credit to his human =)

    @StanleyKubick1@StanleyKubick16 жыл бұрын
    • he seems very intelligent

      @Enzo187@Enzo1876 жыл бұрын
  • WHAT! FLOATING HEAD RESTS

    @ob1athome912@ob1athome9126 жыл бұрын
  • the backseats joke was funny. you make good vids.thanks!

    @shahinir@shahinir5 жыл бұрын
  • I had a dark green 850i,,,loved it

    @chubbrockstar187@chubbrockstar1875 жыл бұрын
  • mabye you should have an easy access kill switch built into this car for the battery energy draw lol

    @darkmugetsu6572@darkmugetsu65726 жыл бұрын
  • BMW + Fluffy pup, 5 out of 5 would watch again.

    @BigBossIvan@BigBossIvan6 жыл бұрын
  • I remember getting into one of these at the dealership when new. I was like 14 but they were awesome then and still so cool. I don’t hate BMW’s but don’t love em either except this one.

    @peter-radiantpipes2800@peter-radiantpipes28005 жыл бұрын
  • never change, hoovie

    @jirikrajnak9047@jirikrajnak90475 жыл бұрын
  • I agree with everything you just said ... and ... I know that if you should decide to part with this car, you’ll likely never stumble onto another one as clean as this without buying it from a dealer or enthusiast (meaning no bargain price). All that being said, the e36 convertible and the e28 (you tested out) would collectively be light years easier to live with and more cost effective to keep on the road than the 850. Like so much in life, it ain’t easy to possess something exclusive, temperamental, and beautiful ... my hat is off to you for attempting to tame this beast. I predict another banner year for the Car Wizard! He may very well make the Forbes list of richest people this year!

    @brianandrews7099@brianandrews70996 жыл бұрын
  • check the grounds for the batteries and chassis grounds. I had similar issues, nothing a scuff pad and time can fix. hope this helps.

    @king_chip_15@king_chip_156 жыл бұрын
    • also Erasers for the electric connections, as Brass Erodes, you cant see it but it does, and gets like a slick on it, had it happen on of all things the connections to my computers old router, just rubbed it down and it gave a noticeable difference in the quality of my connection. and if it works on that, god only knows what it would do with a BMW like that, just make sure its unplugged first! lol

      @kavinskysmith4094@kavinskysmith40946 жыл бұрын
  • If I remember correctly you have to go into the hvac pcm and clear a low refrigerant code to get the a/c working after the pressure sensor senses low pressure. I may be mistaken though but worth a full system scan clear for sure.

    @AmesiesCorner@AmesiesCorner6 жыл бұрын
  • I’m sure it’s gone by now but I would love to sort this car mechanically out if I could afford it, I’m nerding out on this car it’s so beautiful. Alas hoovie wouldn’t have kept this hooptie so long so now I will cry myself to sleep watching Car Issues on demand. Great video? Great car.

    @bmartin7828@bmartin78284 жыл бұрын
  • Is it just me or do I feel like Im watching the titanic of car owners, "its not sinking, its just floating a little less, onwards and upwards"

    @blinkybill9053@blinkybill90536 жыл бұрын
  • Love My old e34 525 Always starts after 340000km Only setback is the rust, always a struggle on the vinter, holding it nice from the salt on the roads...

    @Snotric@Snotric6 жыл бұрын
  • I have a 2003 BMW Z4, 3.0 M54 B30 ZHP. It has 175000 miles on it, 6 speed manual and I do love that car.

    @daverunner3397@daverunner33973 жыл бұрын
  • A great job hosting this. Very funny!

    @tobiasstaley2144@tobiasstaley21446 жыл бұрын
  • there is a module to regulate between the two batteries one of the batteries is deep cycle and not for starting the car.because most car sales guys are dumber than a box of hammers they head straight to the battery to jump start car instead of positive post in the engine bay.the resulting spike will damage module and maybe others further up the chain like lighting or heating module causing strange faults and current draws.pinched wiring looms can have same effect.

    @justhemus99@justhemus996 жыл бұрын
  • I'm only 3 minutes in but... is your mic actually working today?! Well done! Well look at that, the mic worked the whole way through the episode. +1 internet point for you.

    @adslf874yti3q7u4hf83@adslf874yti3q7u4hf836 жыл бұрын
  • Hoovie: buys an 8 series Wizard: buys a house

    @louieb.1564@louieb.1564 Жыл бұрын
  • Dino is so cool, he is like"what ever, just scratch my neck would ya?"

    @ronaldtartaglia4459@ronaldtartaglia44596 жыл бұрын
  • Wouldn't touch this car with a ten foot pole. Good luck ! Should look into the Lexus SC400 V8

    @Toyota4Life@Toyota4Life6 жыл бұрын
    • Only if you are a totally toyota puffter

      @babinababita8759@babinababita87593 жыл бұрын
  • You need to find my old 1977 Mercedes 6.9 you two were made for eachother. Dont worry I already put $50,000 into repairs for it so you just need to cough up the rest :-)

    @jliscorpio@jliscorpio6 жыл бұрын
  • I should have picked one up a few years ago when they were cheap. :( Perfect accompaniment for my E30 325i manual. ;)

    @BlueXonar@BlueXonar6 жыл бұрын
  • Love that front end. Not a Beemer fan, but that one is really sharp.

    @bongodave13@bongodave136 жыл бұрын
  • There is a box in the driver side door floorboard that probably got wet. Its in the in bottom fender wheel. Just pull the carpet back. If you sitting down it should be right about where your knees are. If it go wet, which they easily do, it could have got damaged and whats draining the battery. Just open the box when you take it out and you will see if its rusted or has water damage. Some idiots try to clean it but it never comes back. It controls everything though. windows, door locks, etc. Sends power everywhere to everything even when no key is in the ignition. You can unplug the box and see if you batteries stay alive. Good Luck. I have had two of the cars and rebuilt one of them from the ground up bolt for bolt.

    @vmystikilv@vmystikilv6 жыл бұрын
    • Dank Memes Bruh on my second 850i I had to replace the box three times. Was bad on purchase, Second because I went through to high of water and the third time because I left the window down when it was raining . Expensive box to keep buying, arrghhh the memories but I loved that damn car.

      @vmystikilv@vmystikilv6 жыл бұрын
    • you're probably right but i think he will probably never read this and spend 1000$ taking it to a car electrician "specialist"

      @gregh7457@gregh74576 жыл бұрын
    • greg h he will spend a lot more than that if he brings it to people that don’t know that car. I can tell if a DK motor is going bad just by how the engine revs. I actually use to have the wiring schematics for the car but gave them away to last guy that I sold my last 850 to. I know that car as well as the engineers that built it. I have had about 35 cars already in life and the 850 is by far my favorite . I drive a AMG CLS Mercedes today and it wouldn’t be a second thought to toss it and have a 850 again. I hope he does read this. I would be more than happy to help offer free help if he needs . Second he bought this car, the became my favorite automotive KZhead channel.

      @vmystikilv@vmystikilv6 жыл бұрын
    • vmystikilv - I'm the third owner of a 1991, 850i with 67k miles on it, previously owned by Kirk Douglas. I absolutely love my 8 and plan on passing down to my son. Recently I've run into some mechanical problems with my 8. I've researched the issues and found that the problems are typical problems that come with owning an 8 series. I consider myself a novice car mechanic who can follow instructions but can't dive right into diagnosing and fixing a car problem. I refuse to let a mechanic try and diagnose or recommend any type of repair issues for fear of being ripped off or being taken advantage of, besides repairing it myself would add to the love I have for this car. I was hoping I could explain to you what the problems were with my 8 so you could recommend some tips on how I could try and repair it.

      @1LORENZOUTUBE@1LORENZOUTUBE5 жыл бұрын
    • @@gregh7457 Its another year..and no updates pinned. None of them do that. Like planned obsolescence video.

      @StanTheObserver-lo8rx@StanTheObserver-lo8rx4 жыл бұрын
  • Is the headrest floating ?

    @ilyasovich@ilyasovich6 жыл бұрын
  • As 850bimmer alludes to below, BEFORE the exterior temperature drops to 45F have the General Module under the steering wheel re-conditioned. In colder temps the electronics will go crazy: Your wipers, lights, sunroof won't work, but you won't care because the windows won't drop when you lift the door handle and you won't be able to get in. The courtesy lights will flash on and off like a disco and the trunk will be locking and unlocking itself. If you do get in after this happens ( leave the drivers window down an inch ) the problems will disappear in about 20 minutes after heating up. The Thrill of ownership!

    @pussygalore5947@pussygalore59475 жыл бұрын
  • For ac, check the high and low side pressure sensors. They're just regular switches and should be "closed" if system has proper charge. When in operation, the low side switch gets cycled so that's usually the one that fails. Just pop off the electrical connection and ohm meter check the terminals That's my best guess for why the compressor won't kick on by itself

    @shimes424@shimes4246 жыл бұрын
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