At the Texas Riviera Pistoleros cowboy action shooting club near George West, Texas
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-70% recoil +40% accuracy -90%movement speed
@incardia Жыл бұрын
that accuracy ain't cheap
@RodrigoValenteInk Жыл бұрын
Best Comment
@elMancoGames Жыл бұрын
Nice Riven
@zabombolo8412 Жыл бұрын
Until he has to take two steps then he’ll tip over
@zazasnruntz7505 Жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣
@familyjuneaualaska Жыл бұрын
His dad told him, “Son, you’re going to need to learn to shoot because running and fighting ain’t options for you “
@scotthenderson2122 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@mack793 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@Shomethescripture Жыл бұрын
N neva experience cum shot
@teamzoey3923 Жыл бұрын
Are your parents proud of you?
@yojerry9635 Жыл бұрын
@@yojerry9635 i would say yes
@glutenfree7057 Жыл бұрын
Big Dead Redemption 3 😂😂😂😂😂
@kustaa94143 ай бұрын
Это какая лошадь должна быть 🤣🤣
@user-fh1zs1td4k2 ай бұрын
Nah Arthur got diabeties I stead of tuburculosis
@bob_the_memerАй бұрын
@@bob_the_memer bruhhh😂😂😂
@rithvikreddy85620 күн бұрын
@@bob_the_memer He is also inline to liver cirhossis😂😂
@rithvikreddy85620 күн бұрын
Bruuuuuuuuh💀💀💀💀💀
@g35515010 күн бұрын
If “Everything is big in Texas” was a person
@supernate21993 ай бұрын
This town is not big enough for the two of us.
@timothyriehm59673 күн бұрын
The final boss of texas
@mrcristian83094 ай бұрын
You got me good with that one, haha
@J0Ecorreia3 ай бұрын
bro he literally EATS the recoil
@7e9b.983 ай бұрын
Jajajjaja
@josuecobos93033 ай бұрын
Lmaooooooo
@jh51313 ай бұрын
xd
@ZyzB.2 ай бұрын
This is the most American person i ever saw and he is living his live the way he likes it
@leckloy7972 Жыл бұрын
We all know what he meant, and we all know it's truth. Why you trying to shame him?
@lovemacheen9189 Жыл бұрын
Not for long. His pallbearer will be a forklift.
@jeffinphx517 Жыл бұрын
Lol thus fool already delete the comment? 🤣
@lovemacheen9189 Жыл бұрын
@@lovemacheen9189 because people should have some humility and take personal responsibility?
@ThatOpalGuy Жыл бұрын
@@ThatOpalGuy uhhh, yeah. Sure.
@lovemacheen9189 Жыл бұрын
He's a big man but he knows how to handle his tools
@michaelhubbard61293 ай бұрын
Feet can be slow, but fingers are fast and eyes are sharp😎
@lucaventuri48823 ай бұрын
How any European would describe an American in 20 seconds or less
@jimmers112 Жыл бұрын
A) no, they wouldn’t, and B) try not to be a nationalistic piece of sh-t, K?
@crypastesomemore8348 Жыл бұрын
Fat and guns, heck yea
@bakamitai3742 Жыл бұрын
А россиянина как опишут? Или кавказца тоже интересно
@spscrt Жыл бұрын
@Turd Ferguson Don't believe all you hear. No problems where i live whatsoever. Heck, egg prices are almost back to pre c19 levels.
@Romin.777 Жыл бұрын
@Turd Ferguson more knife homicide in the us than the uk. 4.96 murder per mil in usa vs 3.26 in uk. 34 gun death per 1mil in usa 0.48 in uk. Much safer over here
@roo1975 Жыл бұрын
It's a good thing that this man is equipped to face danger, because he sure as hell can't run from it!
@georgemartin4963 Жыл бұрын
He'll chase anyone with bullets
@crisdigamo Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mitchelldavis6600 Жыл бұрын
Kkkkk
@pmartinellys Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@R1cardoxavier Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉
@ramonjrjavier6424 Жыл бұрын
Bro ate all the horses in the town
@mattlinc3 ай бұрын
Hola 😂😊je. .je. jaa..ja...😂😂😂😂😂
@alejandromohamad74432 ай бұрын
Bro he can easily kill you 🤣 gun
@A1kingshort19 күн бұрын
Bro so big he’s basically a human recoil stopper
@austinjones96443 ай бұрын
Whole new meaning to the "This town ain't big enough for the both of us"
@notjohnny25 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@cryptokamikaze3478 Жыл бұрын
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jenningsjennings2051 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, probably the only person that could still say that in NYC.
@Pratt_ Жыл бұрын
You sob 😂😂
@pepito69 Жыл бұрын
Winner
@jackedattack8781 Жыл бұрын
This is literally every American stereotype combined in one short
@lusor_lucky4966 Жыл бұрын
I would say it's missing the burger, but it's most likely already swimming around in there.
@thatguy000555ify Жыл бұрын
In this case in multiple shots
@chrisixdigit Жыл бұрын
Hahhaa
@somebawldy3789 Жыл бұрын
@@thatguy000555ify already inside the belly guzzeled down with coke
@hippojimbo Жыл бұрын
Well.. in several shots. 😂
@jaredalton5732 Жыл бұрын
This guy shold be in red dead as a final boss or something.💀
@JacobEngland-ig9mv3 ай бұрын
His mother is a bald eagle and his father is a big mac
@olivierrrr3 ай бұрын
In a war scenario, this guy only needs a chair on the front line.
@volishona6 ай бұрын
A moving chair
@Zenforcer5 ай бұрын
Pure example of American incest.
@user-co1tm6ci8m5 ай бұрын
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 존나 웃기네 😊😊😊😊
@user-cm6ob9ey8f5 ай бұрын
Bhai kya khata hai jo itna Mota Ho Gaya aur kaun se desh ka hai tu
@srameshchandrapatro85025 ай бұрын
Tem espaço pra mais de 100 coldres
@MegaGalhardi5 ай бұрын
He's not fat, he just has a full inventory.
@lebbo88 Жыл бұрын
If over encumbered was a person
@nakotahunt1324 Жыл бұрын
I love the comment section 🤣🤣🤣
@pepito69 Жыл бұрын
Hahahah
@1717ShapelessMercy Жыл бұрын
Your fucked up😂😂😂
@Moneyman-lx3nw Жыл бұрын
fr
@faringee Жыл бұрын
If you want to live in texas, you first have to defeat the final boss
@freshwater_aquatics3 ай бұрын
RIP TO That large frying pan
@madyottoyotto30553 ай бұрын
He needs to be in a John Wick movie but call it John Thick
@cmac2119 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaa you just made my day😂
@DaShneeko Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ij636 Жыл бұрын
😂
@Koji2x Жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahah
@cristoferalgarra4533 Жыл бұрын
You need to stress the thick it’s John TTHHYYCCKKKUURRRR!!!!
@davedouglas3112 Жыл бұрын
He is literally the cartoon representation of Texas
@andjusticef0r4ll Жыл бұрын
Uh yeah... No he's not. Lol
@dk6173 Жыл бұрын
@@dk6173 🤓
@dylangray9664 Жыл бұрын
If America was a person in a cartoon. This would be it
@Voiding-ofdark Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@danyaalnadeem9333 Жыл бұрын
@@Voiding-ofdarkbut with an eagle in her shoulder
@LucasMancha Жыл бұрын
As an European thats the moste American man i have ever seen 😂
@jonassberg-hakensen1493 ай бұрын
Legend has it he can shoot a 120mm howitzer without the recoil having any effect on him, and can absorb .338 rounds at point blank range. Some say he can withstand greater explosions without organ damage than an eod-9 suit
@Oxenan172 ай бұрын
He is not fat, he is recoil-resistent.
@ltroy_sw Жыл бұрын
💀
@Ilovefood938 Жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at that comment.
@crimsonblade226 Жыл бұрын
Bros a whole no recoil mod 💀
@Welpitiswhatitis Жыл бұрын
Peter Griffin
@JonibekJ Жыл бұрын
That's just what they say on the box 💀
@Rduill698 Жыл бұрын
If "I don't run, I reload" was a person.
@keithsimpson8329 Жыл бұрын
Eu não sabia que seu barriga tirava
@edsonconstrucao840 Жыл бұрын
If ”america’ was a person*
@Brrxnd Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@christiaanx454 Жыл бұрын
I don’t think running would even be an option.. 😂
@BrandonJ300 Жыл бұрын
@@Brrxnd if yo mamma was a person
@Osman_jiel Жыл бұрын
Very stable and no recoil platform!
@antonioalves59913 ай бұрын
This psychically hurst’s me!!! 😂😂
@Smartsometimes3 ай бұрын
That’s the most American looking person I ever seen
@niallcook22715 ай бұрын
True
@user-lk6uq9hb6z5 ай бұрын
I came to the comments to say that XD
@primalboi965 ай бұрын
Better than a metrosexual European
@ClipPointCam5 ай бұрын
Hey we aren’t in the top 10 anymore!
@biasmushroom63115 ай бұрын
😂😂😂so true
@barndoor24565 ай бұрын
He's not fat. He is Texas sized.
@vmann8168 Жыл бұрын
Run quicker than i can probably
@scout218 Жыл бұрын
Foi nesse dia que o foragido Lázaro morreu kkk
@manoelsilva1486 Жыл бұрын
As a Texan I can say he is overweight and should be used as a sandbag
@Mr_bruh-if5pu Жыл бұрын
Everything is bigger and better in Texas.
@VitoVeccia Жыл бұрын
Just like the women
@asueft Жыл бұрын
My first thought was: American 😂 Peter griffin gone wild
@meritus44643 ай бұрын
Bro is the definition of “we are Americans” 💀😂
@The3raptors2 ай бұрын
This town really isn't big enough for the two of us
@billydicochea43866 ай бұрын
I suppose it literally isn't
@oneofevery93655 ай бұрын
💀
@SusieLegionDBD5 ай бұрын
Lol
@fecklessmovies5 ай бұрын
😂
@Matzmellow5 ай бұрын
😭😭
@onnimakinen57945 ай бұрын
With gun skills like that, bro could be next to join the gravy seals.
@ryanr30714 ай бұрын
Lmao this shit made me crack up
@vinman20434 ай бұрын
@@vinman2043😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Spacevid4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@dixontee61504 ай бұрын
😂😂
@ch3lseafc4eva4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@andresalvarezcadavid4 ай бұрын
Bro doesn't need deadeye, he is the deadeye!
@XxFiggSavagexX3 ай бұрын
With my mans hitbox he'll never be a meta pick 😂
@lilbeanstudios50183 ай бұрын
"This town ain't big enough for the both of us" "Absolutely buddy, I agree"
@HarambeTopG Жыл бұрын
Doesn't look like it's big enough for one of 'em 😂
@justsameer6787 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@ramazankartal7281 Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHHAA
@ausminedaike5551 Жыл бұрын
Kkkkkkkkk
@osmarcitron1508 Жыл бұрын
Classic 😂
@answersquestioned Жыл бұрын
This dude could hip fire a 105mm howitzer and feel no recoil. What a G
@johnbrown8570 Жыл бұрын
This is CLEARLY an underrated comment. Lol i was thinking something similar
@FiveFingerDethKick Жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Colonelgliz Жыл бұрын
Only gun nuts are gonna know what your talking about 🤣
@eddiepardo8513 Жыл бұрын
If that were true he wouldn’t be using EXTREMELY underloaded rounds here. Which he absolutely is.
@tymullen2548 Жыл бұрын
One of the greatest comments ever...I'm dead
@Pyroguy92 Жыл бұрын
Legends say he never missed a shot. Neither a hearty meal.
@geteer183 ай бұрын
KFC wouldn't be a KFC if this man wasn't there
@SN-edits4u3 ай бұрын
As an European this I can confirm that this is how we picture Americans
@alexejpetrik89879 ай бұрын
Same
@Jesuspochita19 ай бұрын
As an Arab, I can assure you that we see you as a group of criminals and thieves, and the same is America
@user-je2fl5bb2u9 ай бұрын
Same
@lolicorp9 ай бұрын
Crazy, cuz im american, skinny as shit and dont own a gun, and have no pride in what this country has turned into. Maybe you shouldnt give in to stereotypes.
@Littlesasquatchman9 ай бұрын
His A$$ is infront
@nuksookoaw-pp1fs9 ай бұрын
Most American video I've seen in my life
@brinejack604 ай бұрын
Fr😂😂😂😂
@ddawg_hunting3 ай бұрын
😂👍👍
@WoodsTownie3 ай бұрын
Američan
@zamphir13 ай бұрын
Git your Freedom Burgers!
@jackjamieson11203 ай бұрын
Bro can withstand 50bmg recoil
@ZQDISM3 ай бұрын
No matter who or what you are, your talents reveal your true colors.
@xavierbenson53282 ай бұрын
I want this man as a playable character in Red Dead
@MrShmooblee Жыл бұрын
Hes an npc in the story lol.
@kadendunn2533 Жыл бұрын
His horses would die from exhaustion repeatedly ...
@marley-rose Жыл бұрын
He is there, lives with his sister 😂
@maslegnac1920 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@LightingLotusLove Жыл бұрын
Poor horse
@nito1440 Жыл бұрын
This guy should be a red dead redemption 3 boss.
@patio875 ай бұрын
🔥🤣
@viccypress62924 ай бұрын
🤣💯🤝
@orion41024 ай бұрын
Yeeees!
@faustocouto4 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@lari63144 ай бұрын
Big Billy
@user-ku1gc6yg3i4 ай бұрын
Qué arte para meter dos cartuchos a la vez!!!!!!!
@pacotorres27043 ай бұрын
“I don’t run, I’m too fat, that’s why I bust back!”-Biggie Hogg
@atomato53782 ай бұрын
Bro eats recoil for lunch
@priyanshindane75044 ай бұрын
Certainly doesn't eat broccoli.
@tobyjackson34104 ай бұрын
He eats a lot freaking more than that for his snack before & after lunch!
@JfunnyMoney14 ай бұрын
🐖
@user-zi1uc4un3c4 ай бұрын
What doesn't he eat for lunch
@nikolaosadams66234 ай бұрын
looks like he eat everything
@taratino47304 ай бұрын
Mans has never once said "we have a runner" in his entire career
@King_Lou96 Жыл бұрын
Bro never needed to run
@potato4969 Жыл бұрын
@@potato4969 exactly 😂
@King_Lou96 Жыл бұрын
He can't catch u but he can shoot the heels off ya shoes 😂😂
@tkong35 Жыл бұрын
Shots fired!
@kramnull8962 Жыл бұрын
Has said "Hes got a gun!"
@AmatuerHourCoding Жыл бұрын
Costume - Wild West Marshall Body type - Peter Griffin
@jackjamieson11203 ай бұрын
Final boss: -70%recoil +40% accury -99%move speed
@ryankloosterman861620 күн бұрын
The most American person in existence.
@DudeWatIsThis6 ай бұрын
North American...you mean, the rest of us Americans are not so stupid.
@youshouldknowthis48475 ай бұрын
@@youshouldknowthis4847😂😂😂😂😂
@edrasmontes5 ай бұрын
@@youshouldknowthis4847Only the us-americans
@SomeDudeWhoLikesBalls5 ай бұрын
Амер. Чел. из-за шляпы, что ли?
@user-ed8km6ts5h5 ай бұрын
Really
@Haileyhowie5 ай бұрын
This is the most American thing I've ever seen, brought a tear to my eye
@TRIC4pitator Жыл бұрын
Comment of the year
@zacharygilley2027 Жыл бұрын
An obese sharpshooter
@SSBbigdriZZy Жыл бұрын
ไอ้อ้วน หมูตอน
@Channel-zf7nr Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@juanv8758 Жыл бұрын
Tear to your eyes or ass 😂😂😂😂
@kiliawta Жыл бұрын
Bro deactivated recoil
@MatteoErme3 ай бұрын
Dand, he took longer to walk than shoot all those guns. True legend
@ElChinoKwan Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@kizon9313 Жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂😭🫡💀👻
@smv1013 Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂
@josephlee2260 Жыл бұрын
😅👻👻👻👻
@madredsbloodrazor1620 Жыл бұрын
My man here is just increasing his surface area for more room to store ammo and guns
@Josh_Musket Жыл бұрын
The most savage shit I've read all day
@riverraider4th Жыл бұрын
A real chad
@vilerrify Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@erth8096 Жыл бұрын
Take my like
@misterhutch2053 Жыл бұрын
He can store double the amount of shells around the diameter of his belly than I can. What a genius
@jjusa00 Жыл бұрын
Brother, it takes more time to approach the gun than it does to fire the bullet.😂😂
@VKSir-xo1wuАй бұрын
That is on well rounded sheriff. And he knows how to shoot guns too
@jamesdoddiii93933 ай бұрын
Sheriff don't gotta move fast, he just got to shoot straight
@tcm844 Жыл бұрын
Sheriffs gotta have more experience and use better judgment than every other subordinate for the sake of every one in their jurisdiction. Being physically fast and shooting straight is for task forces and dire circumstances.
@SwissTrippin Жыл бұрын
O senhor barriga treinando tiros 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@santoswaldeyr9601 Жыл бұрын
Existe mesmo sheriff? Eu sou do Brasil ent não nunca vi sk por filme
@Tickin_cria Жыл бұрын
“This town ain’t big enough for the one of me…”
@_boondock_9158 Жыл бұрын
Did a spit take without having any water
@daallaassyy Жыл бұрын
Todos ven su cuerpo y se burlan de este señor. Pero no ven su capacidad y destreza con las armas. Él es un maestro. Indiferentemente a su cuerpo. Bravo Bravo Bravo señor. Es ud., un maestro con las armas. 🙌🙌🙌💯💯💯💯
@SOLOLULA221 күн бұрын
*Remember that switching your weapon is faster than running*
@robergato6 күн бұрын
They took his fries. He took their lives.
@Shibefu Жыл бұрын
Haha 😅😅😅
@deadkemper Жыл бұрын
Lol
@geridinewhite869 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@suisso1 Жыл бұрын
What a movie title .
@sonysony18 Жыл бұрын
quiten les las donas
@okeysonaraujo4573 Жыл бұрын
Man has his own recoil management system.
@josh33025 Жыл бұрын
plot twist: he was shooting heavy grain ammo, not training ammo
@Killbayne Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 best comment
@bigterrapin5472 Жыл бұрын
Weight
@regiodeurse6513 Жыл бұрын
I'm freaking dead af.🤣🤣🤣
@jeffmcfaniel169 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheArcanelife Жыл бұрын
You don't wanna mess with Sheriff Hamburger. Fastest shot in the west and 50-time hotdog eating contest champion.
@djhagrid3002 ай бұрын
Recoil be damned, this man ain't budging a single inch.
@lynxbelow6922 Жыл бұрын
I was gonna say that too lmao this man could duel wield miniguns and not move at all
@dretly Жыл бұрын
Get out from my nickname
@Lynx_wibe Жыл бұрын
Shooting .22s
@Anthony-fr5om Жыл бұрын
@@Anthony-fr5om i see what you mean but tbh i gotta nitpick here, including the double barrel at the end?
@jessicamason2526 Жыл бұрын
Bro so heavy he could dual wield fucking Vulcans and not move an inch
@oheing3309 Жыл бұрын
He's been practicing for the "Call me fat one more time, I dare ya!" challenge.
@wolkewietje01 Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@Passport2Adventure Жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that "don't call him fat or that might be the last thing you call"
@315Uzin Жыл бұрын
Humpty Dumpty sure can work a lever action…
@jonhunt5408 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@NeryPosterOficial Жыл бұрын
😂😅Lmfao gah damn this chet FUNNY😅
@JBrownVidz Жыл бұрын
Bottom line: never ever mess with the chubby guy
@luiztim3 ай бұрын
how npcs in rdr2 see you if you're obese
@gahrilla_12 ай бұрын
He took "this town ain't big enough for the both of us" to the next level Post-quam, thanks for the likes
@Gordito988 Жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@kali7602 Жыл бұрын
💀
@activelyrandom7652 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Pablo-sc1vh Жыл бұрын
Damnit you stole my joke 🤣
@blackspider7348 Жыл бұрын
cause no one else would fit in it?
@johnnyappleseed9980 Жыл бұрын
Bro the definition of "This town ain't big enough for the two of us"
@x_caliber4580 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha 😂😂🤣😂😂
@BrandenThib Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@ItsAlpa Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@1Don95 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@danklinufo3521 Жыл бұрын
"just the two of us...we can make it if we try..."
@takiranayaki7870 Жыл бұрын
When did the Americans teach elephants to fire guns?
@thischannelhasnoname54013 ай бұрын
Dude could hip fire a Flak 88 and still get no recoil
@mateoherrera90783 ай бұрын
The most accurate cartoon sheriff
@user-de7pv4ts9j6 ай бұрын
Bro ate all the thiefs💀
@Tum-Cat6 ай бұрын
This guy makes every plumber wish they were electricians.
@tomstroup83383 ай бұрын
+100 damage -50% screen
@JaVpal4412 күн бұрын
Man could be the on-duty sheriff in two counties at once
@kydotter Жыл бұрын
lmfao I choked
@kylexrex Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@stevekells7283 Жыл бұрын
He probably is a cop already.
@avtomat6471 Жыл бұрын
Yo you wrong for that one
@harrisonball3339 Жыл бұрын
Well he's already got the build for it
@erob1962 Жыл бұрын
Imagine physically training and preparing your whole life for the apocalypse and this guy takes you out 😂
@johndoe413 Жыл бұрын
😂 ! Darn he from Texas!. lol
@EagleWolf523 Жыл бұрын
He won't be surviving an apocalypse when his diabetes, cholsetrol, blood pressure, heart, and breathing medicine runs out.
@ozanyildirim Жыл бұрын
@@ozanyildirim idk….Otis lasted a while in the walking dead 😂😅😂😅😂
@johndoe413 Жыл бұрын
@johndoe413 hahah only in Hollywood movies
@ozanyildirim Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@richardhoulihan7318 Жыл бұрын
This guy never misses, and he doesnt miss any cattle drives either
@user-ho4nw5sf3w3 ай бұрын
“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us-let alone me!”
@soiledflapjacks1938Ай бұрын
When "fight or flight" kicks in, his stomach says "fight, cuz I ain't runnin."
@pughconsulting Жыл бұрын
😂
@omaewamoushindeiru4329 Жыл бұрын
Fastest hand, but slowest metabolism, in the west
@Bro1212_ Жыл бұрын
Stoppppp! You are crazy funny whewwwwee. 👍🏼
@user-hh4ng9do8d Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@anoxxi Жыл бұрын
@@Bro1212_ 😂😂
@hoodout16 Жыл бұрын
This takes “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us” to a new level
@indacouch253 Жыл бұрын
Im in tears that’s so evil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cargopilotguy305 Жыл бұрын
_😃_
@iromanua Жыл бұрын
it should be illegal to be this obese
@tonyvelasquez6776 Жыл бұрын
This town ain't fat enough for the both of us....
@garrettdavid5275 Жыл бұрын
Bahahahhah😂 made my day and im ill
@ninjaakakak1702 Жыл бұрын
If he was in a game he is probably the final boss😂
@GimNei2 ай бұрын
Just an average Texan on a Sunday morning 😂😂
@EbukaJohn-ft9sm15 күн бұрын
XXXXXL cowboy: +20 recoil control -50 movement speed
@user-vi9ql1nc9m Жыл бұрын
😂 Best comment
@losiglowful Жыл бұрын
He's gonna be patched with random heartattacks
@dreki1422 Жыл бұрын
He definitely got fast hands equipped
@44SHOTS Жыл бұрын
XXXL ?? are you sure? It's XXXXX at least...
@shaahinrapsong6078 Жыл бұрын
@@shaahinrapsong6078 oh you don’t wanna see XXXXXXL
@dcdial5462 Жыл бұрын
Dude can fit unlimited ammo on that belt.
@lukebalthazor17814 ай бұрын
hahahaha
@newt97944 ай бұрын
😂
@Ghartdenter4 ай бұрын
savage 🤣
@SerpensIgnis4 ай бұрын
underrated comm
@rudyone43193 ай бұрын
W
@Warguy973 ай бұрын
"HEHE, look at that, headshot" said Peter Griffin
@kareemamen1953Ай бұрын
If america was a person it would be this guy
@Karansharma694202 ай бұрын
If this man ran for president...he'd pass out
@modev4163 Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@Phomex-or8zc Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@brettross158 Жыл бұрын
if he ever ran for anything
@chiahawchin6279 Жыл бұрын
Bruh 😂
@aaronsuggs9404 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
@chargee4681 Жыл бұрын
This man is the most American person I have ever seen.
@OFilellinas Жыл бұрын
Correr ele não consegue mas ele acerta o alvo de longe 😅🤣
@arthurcesarsilvamartins2950 Жыл бұрын
America. land of the 600 lbs people😏
@livsstilen Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@fernanaquino2482 Жыл бұрын
A fast foods outlaw
@anarukira4042 Жыл бұрын
Weight problem and all...
@nateg08 Жыл бұрын
The neighbors on the other side having a BBQ like 😐
@jmo05083 ай бұрын
The armory is well stocked up with food too 😊.
@nairobitrouper25805 күн бұрын
When he looks at you and says that this town ain't big enough for the two of us he physically means that
@chanceverden493 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dreamteam1479 Жыл бұрын
the hippo?
@silverdawn2767 Жыл бұрын
@@silverdawn2767 LMAO. The hippo is like you look just like me but on two legs
@chanceverden493 Жыл бұрын
300kg de pura experiência 😆
@bernardocosta9 Жыл бұрын
😂
@bradkoski Жыл бұрын
“I could eat a horse” *shoots 20 horses*
@flipskaterdave Жыл бұрын
This comment wins. 🤣🤣🤣 Damn, I can't stop laughing.
@ryanm4419 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@BROS_Guzz Жыл бұрын
🤣
@levitillman9507 Жыл бұрын
Perfect
@levitillman9507 Жыл бұрын
...and then proved it!
@robfranklin6951 Жыл бұрын
Colonel Grease looking sharp 😂
@alexortiz5893 ай бұрын
Стреляет метко, а главный пистолет только в зеркало видит.
@ElderXP117 күн бұрын
Man is the definition of “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us “
@fnessefred Жыл бұрын
Has me rolling 😂
@JesusIsUnstoppable Жыл бұрын
@@JesusIsUnstoppable has him rolling too
@arnold9738 Жыл бұрын
That conversation was happening between his left cheek and his right cheek.
@dliguori25 Жыл бұрын
That one was good lmao
@robertdowneypeenis6139 Жыл бұрын
lmao
@bestchessplayercuzimpro.1123 Жыл бұрын
"Describe America in one video"
@user-be2wq1xb1d5 ай бұрын
Plus c'est gros , plus c'est c..., Un américain quoi
@michelpognante39344 ай бұрын
To be specific describe Texas😂
@JfunnyMoney14 ай бұрын
@@JfunnyMoney1California is the fat without the guns
-70% recoil +40% accuracy -90%movement speed
that accuracy ain't cheap
Best Comment
Nice Riven
Until he has to take two steps then he’ll tip over
😂🤣🤣
His dad told him, “Son, you’re going to need to learn to shoot because running and fighting ain’t options for you “
😂😂😂😂😂
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N neva experience cum shot
Are your parents proud of you?
@@yojerry9635 i would say yes
Big Dead Redemption 3 😂😂😂😂😂
Это какая лошадь должна быть 🤣🤣
Nah Arthur got diabeties I stead of tuburculosis
@@bob_the_memer bruhhh😂😂😂
@@bob_the_memer He is also inline to liver cirhossis😂😂
Bruuuuuuuuh💀💀💀💀💀
If “Everything is big in Texas” was a person
This town is not big enough for the two of us.
The final boss of texas
You got me good with that one, haha
bro he literally EATS the recoil
Jajajjaja
Lmaooooooo
xd
This is the most American person i ever saw and he is living his live the way he likes it
We all know what he meant, and we all know it's truth. Why you trying to shame him?
Not for long. His pallbearer will be a forklift.
Lol thus fool already delete the comment? 🤣
@@lovemacheen9189 because people should have some humility and take personal responsibility?
@@ThatOpalGuy uhhh, yeah. Sure.
He's a big man but he knows how to handle his tools
Feet can be slow, but fingers are fast and eyes are sharp😎
How any European would describe an American in 20 seconds or less
A) no, they wouldn’t, and B) try not to be a nationalistic piece of sh-t, K?
Fat and guns, heck yea
А россиянина как опишут? Или кавказца тоже интересно
@Turd Ferguson Don't believe all you hear. No problems where i live whatsoever. Heck, egg prices are almost back to pre c19 levels.
@Turd Ferguson more knife homicide in the us than the uk. 4.96 murder per mil in usa vs 3.26 in uk. 34 gun death per 1mil in usa 0.48 in uk. Much safer over here
It's a good thing that this man is equipped to face danger, because he sure as hell can't run from it!
He'll chase anyone with bullets
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kkkkk
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉
Bro ate all the horses in the town
Hola 😂😊je. .je. jaa..ja...😂😂😂😂😂
Bro he can easily kill you 🤣 gun
Bro so big he’s basically a human recoil stopper
Whole new meaning to the "This town ain't big enough for the both of us"
🤣🤣
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, probably the only person that could still say that in NYC.
You sob 😂😂
Winner
This is literally every American stereotype combined in one short
I would say it's missing the burger, but it's most likely already swimming around in there.
In this case in multiple shots
Hahhaa
@@thatguy000555ify already inside the belly guzzeled down with coke
Well.. in several shots. 😂
This guy shold be in red dead as a final boss or something.💀
His mother is a bald eagle and his father is a big mac
In a war scenario, this guy only needs a chair on the front line.
A moving chair
Pure example of American incest.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 존나 웃기네 😊😊😊😊
Bhai kya khata hai jo itna Mota Ho Gaya aur kaun se desh ka hai tu
Tem espaço pra mais de 100 coldres
He's not fat, he just has a full inventory.
If over encumbered was a person
I love the comment section 🤣🤣🤣
Hahahah
Your fucked up😂😂😂
fr
If you want to live in texas, you first have to defeat the final boss
RIP TO That large frying pan
He needs to be in a John Wick movie but call it John Thick
Hahahahahahaa you just made my day😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Hahahahahahah
You need to stress the thick it’s John TTHHYYCCKKKUURRRR!!!!
He is literally the cartoon representation of Texas
Uh yeah... No he's not. Lol
@@dk6173 🤓
If America was a person in a cartoon. This would be it
😂😂😂😂😂
@@Voiding-ofdarkbut with an eagle in her shoulder
As an European thats the moste American man i have ever seen 😂
Legend has it he can shoot a 120mm howitzer without the recoil having any effect on him, and can absorb .338 rounds at point blank range. Some say he can withstand greater explosions without organ damage than an eod-9 suit
He is not fat, he is recoil-resistent.
💀
I laughed way too hard at that comment.
Bros a whole no recoil mod 💀
Peter Griffin
That's just what they say on the box 💀
If "I don't run, I reload" was a person.
Eu não sabia que seu barriga tirava
If ”america’ was a person*
😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t think running would even be an option.. 😂
@@Brrxnd if yo mamma was a person
Very stable and no recoil platform!
This psychically hurst’s me!!! 😂😂
That’s the most American looking person I ever seen
True
I came to the comments to say that XD
Better than a metrosexual European
Hey we aren’t in the top 10 anymore!
😂😂😂so true
He's not fat. He is Texas sized.
Run quicker than i can probably
Foi nesse dia que o foragido Lázaro morreu kkk
As a Texan I can say he is overweight and should be used as a sandbag
Everything is bigger and better in Texas.
Just like the women
My first thought was: American 😂 Peter griffin gone wild
Bro is the definition of “we are Americans” 💀😂
This town really isn't big enough for the two of us
I suppose it literally isn't
💀
Lol
😂
😭😭
With gun skills like that, bro could be next to join the gravy seals.
Lmao this shit made me crack up
@@vinman2043😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
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Bro doesn't need deadeye, he is the deadeye!
With my mans hitbox he'll never be a meta pick 😂
"This town ain't big enough for the both of us" "Absolutely buddy, I agree"
Doesn't look like it's big enough for one of 'em 😂
🤣🤣🤣
HAHAHAHHAA
Kkkkkkkkk
Classic 😂
This dude could hip fire a 105mm howitzer and feel no recoil. What a G
This is CLEARLY an underrated comment. Lol i was thinking something similar
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Only gun nuts are gonna know what your talking about 🤣
If that were true he wouldn’t be using EXTREMELY underloaded rounds here. Which he absolutely is.
One of the greatest comments ever...I'm dead
Legends say he never missed a shot. Neither a hearty meal.
KFC wouldn't be a KFC if this man wasn't there
As an European this I can confirm that this is how we picture Americans
Same
As an Arab, I can assure you that we see you as a group of criminals and thieves, and the same is America
Same
Crazy, cuz im american, skinny as shit and dont own a gun, and have no pride in what this country has turned into. Maybe you shouldnt give in to stereotypes.
His A$$ is infront
Most American video I've seen in my life
Fr😂😂😂😂
😂👍👍
Američan
Git your Freedom Burgers!
Bro can withstand 50bmg recoil
No matter who or what you are, your talents reveal your true colors.
I want this man as a playable character in Red Dead
Hes an npc in the story lol.
His horses would die from exhaustion repeatedly ...
He is there, lives with his sister 😂
😂😂😂😂
Poor horse
This guy should be a red dead redemption 3 boss.
🔥🤣
🤣💯🤝
Yeeees!
💀💀💀💀
Big Billy
Qué arte para meter dos cartuchos a la vez!!!!!!!
“I don’t run, I’m too fat, that’s why I bust back!”-Biggie Hogg
Bro eats recoil for lunch
Certainly doesn't eat broccoli.
He eats a lot freaking more than that for his snack before & after lunch!
🐖
What doesn't he eat for lunch
looks like he eat everything
Mans has never once said "we have a runner" in his entire career
Bro never needed to run
@@potato4969 exactly 😂
He can't catch u but he can shoot the heels off ya shoes 😂😂
Shots fired!
Has said "Hes got a gun!"
Costume - Wild West Marshall Body type - Peter Griffin
Final boss: -70%recoil +40% accury -99%move speed
The most American person in existence.
North American...you mean, the rest of us Americans are not so stupid.
@@youshouldknowthis4847😂😂😂😂😂
@@youshouldknowthis4847Only the us-americans
Амер. Чел. из-за шляпы, что ли?
Really
This is the most American thing I've ever seen, brought a tear to my eye
Comment of the year
An obese sharpshooter
ไอ้อ้วน หมูตอน
😂😂😂😂
Tear to your eyes or ass 😂😂😂😂
Bro deactivated recoil
Dand, he took longer to walk than shoot all those guns. True legend
💀💀💀
😂🤣😂😭🫡💀👻
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂
😅👻👻👻👻
My man here is just increasing his surface area for more room to store ammo and guns
The most savage shit I've read all day
A real chad
LMAO
Take my like
He can store double the amount of shells around the diameter of his belly than I can. What a genius
Brother, it takes more time to approach the gun than it does to fire the bullet.😂😂
That is on well rounded sheriff. And he knows how to shoot guns too
Sheriff don't gotta move fast, he just got to shoot straight
Sheriffs gotta have more experience and use better judgment than every other subordinate for the sake of every one in their jurisdiction. Being physically fast and shooting straight is for task forces and dire circumstances.
O senhor barriga treinando tiros 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Existe mesmo sheriff? Eu sou do Brasil ent não nunca vi sk por filme
“This town ain’t big enough for the one of me…”
Did a spit take without having any water
Todos ven su cuerpo y se burlan de este señor. Pero no ven su capacidad y destreza con las armas. Él es un maestro. Indiferentemente a su cuerpo. Bravo Bravo Bravo señor. Es ud., un maestro con las armas. 🙌🙌🙌💯💯💯💯
*Remember that switching your weapon is faster than running*
They took his fries. He took their lives.
Haha 😅😅😅
Lol
Lol
What a movie title .
quiten les las donas
Man has his own recoil management system.
plot twist: he was shooting heavy grain ammo, not training ammo
😂😂😂😂 best comment
Weight
I'm freaking dead af.🤣🤣🤣
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You don't wanna mess with Sheriff Hamburger. Fastest shot in the west and 50-time hotdog eating contest champion.
Recoil be damned, this man ain't budging a single inch.
I was gonna say that too lmao this man could duel wield miniguns and not move at all
Get out from my nickname
Shooting .22s
@@Anthony-fr5om i see what you mean but tbh i gotta nitpick here, including the double barrel at the end?
Bro so heavy he could dual wield fucking Vulcans and not move an inch
He's been practicing for the "Call me fat one more time, I dare ya!" challenge.
Lmaooo
I was just thinking that "don't call him fat or that might be the last thing you call"
Humpty Dumpty sure can work a lever action…
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😅Lmfao gah damn this chet FUNNY😅
Bottom line: never ever mess with the chubby guy
how npcs in rdr2 see you if you're obese
He took "this town ain't big enough for the both of us" to the next level Post-quam, thanks for the likes
🤣😂🤣
💀
😂😂😂😂
Damnit you stole my joke 🤣
cause no one else would fit in it?
Bro the definition of "This town ain't big enough for the two of us"
Hahahaha 😂😂🤣😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
"just the two of us...we can make it if we try..."
When did the Americans teach elephants to fire guns?
Dude could hip fire a Flak 88 and still get no recoil
The most accurate cartoon sheriff
Bro ate all the thiefs💀
This guy makes every plumber wish they were electricians.
+100 damage -50% screen
Man could be the on-duty sheriff in two counties at once
lmfao I choked
LMFAO
He probably is a cop already.
Yo you wrong for that one
Well he's already got the build for it
Imagine physically training and preparing your whole life for the apocalypse and this guy takes you out 😂
😂 ! Darn he from Texas!. lol
He won't be surviving an apocalypse when his diabetes, cholsetrol, blood pressure, heart, and breathing medicine runs out.
@@ozanyildirim idk….Otis lasted a while in the walking dead 😂😅😂😅😂
@johndoe413 hahah only in Hollywood movies
😂😂
This guy never misses, and he doesnt miss any cattle drives either
“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us-let alone me!”
When "fight or flight" kicks in, his stomach says "fight, cuz I ain't runnin."
😂
Fastest hand, but slowest metabolism, in the west
Stoppppp! You are crazy funny whewwwwee. 👍🏼
😂😂😂😂
@@Bro1212_ 😂😂
This takes “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us” to a new level
Im in tears that’s so evil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
_😃_
it should be illegal to be this obese
This town ain't fat enough for the both of us....
Bahahahhah😂 made my day and im ill
If he was in a game he is probably the final boss😂
Just an average Texan on a Sunday morning 😂😂
XXXXXL cowboy: +20 recoil control -50 movement speed
😂 Best comment
He's gonna be patched with random heartattacks
He definitely got fast hands equipped
XXXL ?? are you sure? It's XXXXX at least...
@@shaahinrapsong6078 oh you don’t wanna see XXXXXXL
Dude can fit unlimited ammo on that belt.
hahahaha
😂
savage 🤣
underrated comm
W
"HEHE, look at that, headshot" said Peter Griffin
If america was a person it would be this guy
If this man ran for president...he'd pass out
LMFAO
🤣🤣🤣
if he ever ran for anything
Bruh 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
This man is the most American person I have ever seen.
Correr ele não consegue mas ele acerta o alvo de longe 😅🤣
America. land of the 600 lbs people😏
🤣🤣
A fast foods outlaw
Weight problem and all...
The neighbors on the other side having a BBQ like 😐
The armory is well stocked up with food too 😊.
When he looks at you and says that this town ain't big enough for the two of us he physically means that
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the hippo?
@@silverdawn2767 LMAO. The hippo is like you look just like me but on two legs
300kg de pura experiência 😆
😂
“I could eat a horse” *shoots 20 horses*
This comment wins. 🤣🤣🤣 Damn, I can't stop laughing.
😂😂😂😂
🤣
Perfect
...and then proved it!
Colonel Grease looking sharp 😂
Стреляет метко, а главный пистолет только в зеркало видит.
Man is the definition of “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us “
Has me rolling 😂
@@JesusIsUnstoppable has him rolling too
That conversation was happening between his left cheek and his right cheek.
That one was good lmao
lmao
"Describe America in one video"
Plus c'est gros , plus c'est c..., Un américain quoi
To be specific describe Texas😂
@@JfunnyMoney1California is the fat without the guns
@@sethgyan that's false Californians cant afford food
Actually made me laugh for real. Sad though.
The most American thing ı have ever seen in my life