In this video, I talk about hormones becoming whoremones, failed actors becoming prospective husbands, and male genetilia becoming tests for feelings.
I also stab myself in the back, search for my physics record from 9th standard, and teach my audience how to give sexual compliments to women in the 21st century.
If you're confused, stop reading the description and watch the damn video. It's shorter than watching ten consecutive one minute reels anyway.
If you like me, please follow me virtually :
KZhead : / @ramyaramapriya
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Edited by Anuj Mehta (@pavlikam)
Audio mix & master by Varun Patil (@varoonmarooned)
Venue Courtesy: The Habitat (@indiehabitat)
Live Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
Shot by : Harsh Shah, Vivian Castelino and Aaditi Hirani
Sound Recording : Yash Rajiv Barse
Special Thanks: Ashwin, Ravi, Anuj, Harshith, Chinmay and Aakash Mehta and Saurabh Bothra.
Ramya Ramapriya is an Indian English Stand up comedian from Bengaluru. She was featured in Amazon Prime video's , Standup shorts and Comicstaan Season 2. Her material revolves around her life experiences meaning she mostly does observational and anecdotal comedy. She loves Benne dosa and hates cats.
Hi. I'm 69 yrs old & saw ur performance fr the 1st time. It ws brilliant. I ws hooting with laughter all the way. Am definitely a fan of urs & going to watch ur other episodes as well. BTW, there ws no option saying "Subscribe", so how does one subscribe ?
Thank you 😄 You have to click on the round icon with my photo - it comes at the end of the video.
your age tho 😂😂
@@madhavmathur4008 mature ban bhai 💀
Your age increases the humour in this video Grandpa/Granny
@@RamyaRamapriya - "There arent too many good looking guys in bangalore ? WOW .Talk about bigotry AND COLORISM .No wonder Hindustan Unilever and Proctor and gamble still have the intent to sell their racist F & L creams .There are PLENTY of brown and dark skinned good looking guys in Bangalore .I wonder how U look at black men ? i
That litmus test joke was a homerun! Incredible set 😂
🤣
wait is ur name prantik? i thought i was the only one with that name lol
@@Prantik7890 Many bengalis are named Prantik, there’s a famous poem by Tagore titled ‘Prantik’
Yooo 😂😂😂😂😂
vernier caliper also
Wow finally I can say my science and engineering classes are not useless 😅 you are awesome Ramya!
vernier caliper also
that was a good one lol
yeah i am jee aspirat and aaj jee ki tayari kaam aayi lol XD
Yeah my 11th-12th science wasn't in waste after all
It takes a lot of courage to talk about these topics even as a joke in front of many audience. Good job Ramya 👏
Holy fuck she is so genius that it harms her own fame, only few of the entire viewers will understand all her jokes , cult following but worth it. You're damn amazing Ramya
@Himanshu Are you implying that she is exclusively your league? I mean by underestimating the intelligence of most viewers. Or are you trying to inform us about your own superior intelligence?
@@JuliaBl Have you ever attended a live comedy show in your life? I am a budding comic myself, if you want to estimate the intelligence of the audience, try going to some of the open mics and you will see how intelligent most people are. And if you need more proof of majority's intelligence, need I remind you that BJP wins by majority in India.
@@HimanshuSuryavanshi7 : ohh so u r a bjp hater, fir toh aap kuch bhi bol do stage mei Jaa ke aur usko comedy ka naam de do. Yahi chl raha h trend. Nd already having a superior complex mentality nd saying how her jokes must be so good that audience wasn't intelligent enough to get it says a lot more about u than them. Struggler hoke bhi celebrity wala attitude?? 😏😏 Just my two cents: Jokes ko joke hi rehne do, funny hona chahiye. Intelligence show off karni h toh tone aur execution pr work kar sakte ho instead of blaming others. Nd most importantly "zameen pr raho" 😊😊
Totally agree about her genius and everything you said in your original comment.
This is new ground and genius. Already flying but (sorry to add)... with a little more storytelling and development, there's so much more scope to fly. I loved the 'honesty' bit the most.
The “Et tu, Brute?” was lost on the audience 😂 Great set!
Julius Caeser is assassinated by his BFF Brutus and lot of his others with a conspiracy !! Caeser to Brutus while dying: hamein to apno ne lootaa , gairaron mein kahan dum tha..hamari kishti wahan doobi,jahan..😂😂.
Exactly,I was surprised when no one reacted to it..😂
vernier caliper also
@@TheNumbardar128 vernier caliper also
exactly...perhaps audience not aware of Brutus bitching his king in Shakespeare's mind!
Great job, Ramya. Intelligently and gracefully described many situations which we face in our daily life. It was hilarious. Looking forward to watch your more work. Good luck
Thank you so much 🙂
@@RamyaRamapriyaevery bad thing is accepted as he is tall that is sadistic for faithful shorter guys ,but I think that's life one's tragedy other's comedy
Vernier caliper joke was fabulous 😂
Congratulations on your marriage ❤ Thank you for not hogging the whole social media with your marriage posts and for not milking your marriage. You’re the sweetest and funniest 😊
Thank you for not writing 'First' 😅
I was about to right first. But ander se aawaj aayi, are ruk ja re bande. 😂
Aish 🤐🤫
@@Vibraniuum I know you know 😏
You kinda kinda know
Litmus test😂😂
Yoo.. 😂😂😂😂😂
She is a perfect mix of fun, timing, guts, beauty & Brains..! Loved it.
Beauty really?
@@AshutoshKumar-cp2oh does just color defines d B.U.T😑 Had it been the case then the only females & males getting together would be the caucasians All the other colors & races which arent white would just be relying on fingers & hands
@@AshutoshKumar-cp2oh Absolutely. She is amazing. Really beautiful.
@@AshutoshKumar-cp2oh She is pleasant looking and treat to watch her performance.
Oh shut up man she was boring
I have never heard her before, but she is brilliant! Clearly very intelligent, uses the intelligence, but keeps it grounded with earthy reality. What a combination! Definitely a new fan!
Very educational reference of Vernier Calliper.
Wonderfully done Ramaya♥️ Excellent content " I just wanted to see if I still has feelings for my ex"... is a common cliche in Hollywood movie😊 After long time I got to watch your video. Belated congratulations for your wedding🎊
Amazing 😍. That litmus test one was so om point. Such fresh content 😃 , keep posting .
The double meaning jokes are more interesting then normal once, Do you know the reason why ...Sex is so common in everyone's mind each hour that at least if you cannot make it you can hear it ,,,which makes double meaning jokes interesting.
First time watching you Ramya and I must tell you that it surely has been a while since I laughed my heart out. Great show.
Entangled earphone situation
But i don't have an ear :(
I didn't get it. Can somebody explain?
@@SarthakPatel18 watch the video you'll get it
😂🤣
Time stamp please some1
Such a killer set!! Laughed every second! Please post more often!🫶✨️
Absolutely wonderful 🔥🔥🔥. Waited so long to have a stand up comedian like this ❤️😀👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻. Very witty and accurate.
My Ex really use to say alot bad stuffs to me about my stretch marks on my waist but I always replied that I love myself no matter what and how...Am glad we broke up....but anyway Ramya you're tooo good, words are less to praise your talent and how confident you're with the truth...❤❤ Loved it.....Keep it up Ramya❤
This was a TIGHT set. I am complementing you Ramya😂fuckin hilarious comedian 🔥….I still cant board the local train without laughing recalling the “Andheri Andheri Andheri Andheri”😂😂
This reminded me of something embarrassing. My bf had seen stretch marks around my arms and had asked me what is it and I was like I’m sorry I haven’t told you all this while that I’m a shape shifting tiger! 😂 He made faces like “as if” and just moved on!
Ask him im tigress,can u be tiger👍
@@thelogicsite8252 Tiger!! and him??!! He could never be a tiger for utmost he could have been a hyena! 😂
@@SeonaleeSobermati then be careful,hyenas are dangerous in wild🙄
It's not embarrassing.
@@thelogicsite8252 i can read ur mind ... you have psychopath type communications. Its coming thru in ur texts
Damn bro, Ramya that Industry standards line was too good 👍. Loved you're script
Heyyy you should come up with such amazing videos often I mean those punch line were so amazing and i saw your last video during lockdown and now ur married... Congratulations girl for that lots of love❤
The double meaning jokes are more interesting then normal one's, do you know the reason why ...Sex is so common in everyone's mind each hour that at least if you cannot make it you can hear it ,,,which makes double meaning jokes interesting.
Congratulations on getting married, and thank you for free content and making me laugh
I hit the Like button even before reaching the 1st minute of the video...! 😂😂 Hilarious, Great write-up, superb performance.. you were just great.. 😄
the double entendres at many places are appreciated! the way you presented everything tells how much efforts you put. amazing!
Hii
I just subscribed Ramya. Loved your content and style and also I really like the creative part at the start (the bubble gum one) and end of the video (the video sign). I am now going to check if there are more uploads of yours :)
Thank you 😊
The double meaning jokes are more interesting then normal once, Do you know the reason why ...Sex is so common in everyone's mind each hour that at least if you cannot make it you can hear it ,,,which makes double meaning jokes interesting.
Finally the wait it over. You never disappoint us ma'am.
I'm just speechlessly laughing and kinda kinda grateful to watch this at a young age😂😂😌😭✨
Cannot stop laughing because is haven’t started
thanks for another hilarious stand up ramya, you are the best 🥰❤
Ramya, you go girl! Please post more often, you're a star...! Love you to the moon and back! And many congratulations on your wedding!! Sada sukhi salamat raho!🥰😊👫💑
Thank you 🥰
worst humour. by using vulgar words and talking about pvt parts makes women shameless not cool
you are gay HENCE PROVED
Gosh! She is absolutely brilliant! Haven't seen a comic like her in a long time. My favourites currently: Ismo, Ramya and Jim Jeffries. Not necessarily in that order.
Wow, this is the first time I've watched your video because my younger sister sent it to me and, god it was so good, i loved your sense of humor ❤and tbh the story was kinda kinda relatable also😂
Thankyou for revising phisics and chemistry! Enjoyed it! 😁
👌 you concluded with your’ex’, of course the entire secession is about’X’ 🤣🤣 Love watching this as it’s also as good as all your other shows. Keep Rocking 💐👍
Really great and "tight" set !!😂😂 Amazing Content, intelligent writing 👌
This video got randomly recommended to me and this is one of the funniest I've watched in a long while lmaooo
Omg what a comedian. A superstar in the making for sure❤
Never seen such amazing Science relations...all the best Ramya☺️ u have a long way to go
Just amazing to see you back with a Bang! Hope to see more this year.
Down to earth honest and raw from the belly! good one. Keep it up Ramya.
So these are the types of quality time you are having with your parents. lol. Not a single joke all sex talks. lol.
Keep smiling and making us laugh! Great content and presentation. And the smile is cherry on the cake. 🙂👍
Okay...My laughter was on the way. Hope will be delivered soon.
You are first who made me watch the entire content. Good work keep entertsining. We need people like you.
You nailed it ramya 😅..& you are so beautiful❤️ & your expression, smile 😍
What a comeback!!! Keep it up Ramya!👍
i am amazed how you can talk so boldy and not using any foul language or any so called limits 🥰🥰🥰
And that same advice given by my father to me.....and yes that's very good performance..... great work
Husband after watching this What did I marry myself into
Finding 🔍comedy
Hey ramya! Thanks for the video, and plz don't make us to wait so long for it.💙
What an awesome performance! Big fan of yours mam. This is what a good stand up comedy is like 👍👍👍
Did i just watch this for free!!!!!!....The quality 👏
That Honesty wala joke 😂😂 Sb kuch bta deta hu mai to honestly 😂😂 and it works also 😌😛
happy to see a Kannadiga / Kannadati make such amazing stand-up shows. Kannada Pride.
Sending you lots of love and power, mam🌟... Was waiting for your video to drop and I was so excited when I saw I went like OMG!!! *feeling guilty for being late tho 🥲 *... And congratulations on your marriage ❤Stay happy... Stay blessed🌠
It was literally Shakespeare of Standu comedy. Well written jokes👏🏼👏🏼
When se said:- now I'm married That literally broke my heart 💀💔
Touch grass
Great video😂😂🔥🔥the jokes consistently hit harder as the video went on!!! The litmus test😂🤣🤣🤣
Exceptional use of school science with comedy. Damn!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂
Amazing set and absolutely great sense of humour 😂
The end joke had me hooting 😂
simple, bold and superb rendition with no qualms whatsoever. real comedian.
Great video.Loved each an every joke!Best one was about the litmus test.That cracked me up the hardest :)
Incredible, outstanding, pure comedy, amazing representation. One of the best works I have seen in a while in yt😭
What an interesting show it is !!! litmus paper and vernier calliper test line hits hard😆😂🤩
This was amazing. The best was big babool then that litmus paper 😂😂
What a bold and a good set from Ramya … without any unnecessary absurd words … a kinda kinda clean bold comedy !! Damn Hilarious
hey , ur just amazing with ur words .u know i always had list of fav comedian and all them were males but after listening u and Urooj .yous guys are the only two and here ends my list . and yaa litmus test u rocked.😁😁
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no matter how unfunny you are, just make adult jokes and you will have a huge indian fan following
Wow mam superb performance, i am super relaxed after super laugh,my cheeks got red, stomach paining ,joyful tears goes all my face. Vera level performance
That's hilarious... I need to think about it to get the joke...not like just a real life funny story event .... That's a real beauty of comics , they notice things happening , observe & tell us in hilarious way
Amazing intro 🔥superb content ✨ Unique outro,never seen before 👌
hey kamya im following you from commicstan and you were my favorite there and now too good luck girl you are wonderful comedian , what i like is vernier and litmus landed like IEd blast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! very TIGHT set!😂
As a guy, i can confirm that dude was totally legit, it actually does work like that. You can know for sure there are feelings or not.
3:39 the awkwardness in the room 😂😂😂😂😂
What a superb set.really enjoyed it😂
One of the best stand ups I have ever seen 😂
i am going to clinic, i can't feel my ears are working
Litmus got me. Hahhaha. Hilarious. Loved it.
We got another Disney star... This time on KZhead
Bruh
I don't know why I read it as "Disaster" in the first go.
@@adityathosar2594 i mean you ain't no wrong
Could not get a single joke. The standup comedy is a scourge
Came here Randomly, Loved it! female comic and Funny!
Hasna tha kya?
Vera level!!!! Fresh outlook and observations...
watching her first standup video. Man, she is amazing. I don't know but her content clicks. I will not go as far as to say that I got a crush on her but the word has it that I loved this 9 minutes of her. (9 minutes of her standup)
oh my god, I frickin love you. I have like tears in my eyes from the laughter.
Amazing stand up last part was lit 😂
Smartest jokes i have heard congo girl on ur marriage u r awesome keep going❤️
Wonderful set 🔥 I think this would me definitely 1st time commenting on an standup video on KZhead. Now will have to watch your other ones as well ❤
Mind boggling for an old dude like me!!! Amazing that today's Gen X & Z with millennials make a great free frank atmospherics unheard in our times!!! Best wishes!!!!
You are one of the best, every joke hit 🎉🔥🔥
Arts and commerce students be like, “Why are you laughing?” 🤣
Maybe same commerce students that switch from science.
Not everyone in the audience got your jokes but amazing set ramiya, only female standup artist's video I look forward to... good work
Girl / Women standup comedian doing only sexual jokes and still not being funny is NOT a stereotype. It's a reality of our times . IDK , how the audience laugh there in the room .
Wahi mai bhi dekh rha tha...and it really makes wonder do girls really think like like that...and the the way these female comedian just get away by making fun and generalising other gender so easily on the name of feminism.
True
I don’t recall any female standup comedian had done so good before. Very Bold Perfect Body Language. 👍
She a female?, she cross dresses like a transgender.