Can You Beat Far Cry 5 With Only A Shovel?

2020 ж. 30 Мам.
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Far Cry 5 is without a doubt the biggest Far Cry game of all time, not only in the scope and detail of its in-game world, but in the number of its title. But let’s forget about the sizable arsenal of weapons at your disposal that are capable of leveling, what a coincidence, an entire county. Can You Beat Far Cry 5 With Only A Shovel?
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Can You Beat Far Cry 5 With Only A Shovel? (in text form)
After picking the easiest difficulty and realizing that I would be playing as one of those guys from the Create-A-Moveset part of the old Smackdown vs Raw games, the Long Distance Wailing begins with a cutscene showing found footage of Joseph Seed gouging some lucky guy’s eyes out, then we fly towards the church with a cliche group of characters: the woman pilot, the mustachioed sheriff who was about to retire, the no-nonsense US Marshal, and myself, the Rookie. For the first time in video game history, the characters I had to follow moved as fast or faster than me, we tried to arrest Joseph, things went sideway, including the silver chariot we rode in on, I escaped into the woods, picked up a stick, and we enter combat for the first time. I decided right now, in the past, that until I got to a point in the game where I could get a shovel, I’d just use any melee weapon. Realistically, this is just a more restricted version of a melee-only playthrough. In fact, as I would learn later, the shovel is actually more powerful than the baseball bat or pipe.
I found the Marshal in a house out in the woods, he said some profanities that I might have to censor, he tossed me a gun, and my heart sank. Just like in Far Cry 3, you can’t get rid of weapons. You can swap them out, but you can’t completely remove the Assault Rifle or pistol from your inventory. But, at the very least, you can keep your melee weapons equipped, so you never really have to worry about accidentally firing a gun. Turns out that even on the easiest difficulty, this introductory combat sequence was more than enough to best me. Even the guys you fight here are capable of rapidly draining your health. If you’re looking for a lighthearted way to stroll through Far Cry 5, this is not it. Once the cultists were dealt with, the Marshal and I escaped, I temporarily self-imposed some realism on myself by pretending I couldn’t hear what the Marshal was shouting at me because of all the gunfire. Let me put that another way, I didn’t shoot anyone while I was riding shotgun.
We rode off into the sunset, he got swindled, as did I, and I woke up tied to a bed with a bald man. Sometimes I have dreams about this sorta thing, except he’s not [some santa reference]. He explained that the Cult formed by Joseph Seed, micromanaged by Jacob Seed, John Seed, and Faith Seed, had taken over Hope County. That’s what we call an ironism. The Seeds think they’re spreading their infectious hope seed in hope county, but they’re not. Before heading topside, I snagged myself a Shovel, did not much else, and the real Far Cry 5 began. The first task is to liberate Dutch from the cultists so his radio can reach resistance fighters across the county.

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  • A bow is just a long range tiny sharpened shovel launcher

    @joshred1571@joshred15714 жыл бұрын
    • Big brain moment

      @sock8211@sock82114 жыл бұрын
    • I just got some Jaiden Animation "Random Thoughts" Flashbacks.

      @shiirus820@shiirus8204 жыл бұрын
    • @@shiirus820 same

      @rebeccaschroder3000@rebeccaschroder30004 жыл бұрын
    • Literally laughed out loud!

      @antiprismatic@antiprismatic4 жыл бұрын
    • And bullets are just even tinyer shovels

      @leonharder4846@leonharder48464 жыл бұрын
  • imagine seeing a man with like 13 shovels strapped to his back just absolutely decimating your homies with a spray painted shovel

    @AS34N@AS34N3 жыл бұрын
    • Jokes on you, I came strapped with 81

      @Friend_of_Mara@Friend_of_Mara2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Friend_of_Mara when you upgrade the close quarters ammo perk 99 times

      @theonlyplain@theonlyplain2 жыл бұрын
    • Mr. Smiley the shovel

      @rogueraccoon1840@rogueraccoon18402 жыл бұрын
    • Yeh

      @ilovequsrie5422@ilovequsrie54222 жыл бұрын
    • And he’s dressed as a cowboy

      @eazy8579@eazy85792 жыл бұрын
  • I like how they give you a few different melee weapons to mess with but neglect to give you a knife.

    @tylerstiegelmeyer161@tylerstiegelmeyer1613 жыл бұрын
    • Sadly no shanks ;(

      @neurowolf7594@neurowolf75942 жыл бұрын
    • @The Let's Player the shovel can def be counted as sharp. Maybe not knife level sharp but its got an edge to it

      @nickwins101@nickwins1012 жыл бұрын
    • It takes the main character from New Dawn to finally use a damn stabby boi and even then it’s only with takedowns (unless I’m wrong)

      @frosmothra4962@frosmothra49622 жыл бұрын
    • @@nickwins101 that's a fact. Might not be a blade. But it can cut

      @ShawnD1012@ShawnD10122 жыл бұрын
    • Originally we were supposed to get a knife, but it was cut. It’s still used ingame by Angels

      @stuglife5514@stuglife55142 жыл бұрын
  • "How to beat Far Cry 5 With only a shovel" : Simple, wait at the start of the game

    @guittardaxel7746@guittardaxel77463 жыл бұрын
    • Yep I actually did that in my first game cause I wondered what would happen so easy win bois

      @ChinstF@ChinstF3 жыл бұрын
    • @@ChinstF same as far cry 4

      @wikz8480@wikz84803 жыл бұрын
    • Still wouldn’t count because you don’t start off with a shovel

      @natural3012@natural30122 жыл бұрын
    • @@natural3012 Well its that you can only kill with a shovel, not that you have to have a shovel at all times,

      @pockystick8630@pockystick86302 жыл бұрын
    • @@pockystick8630 but you can beat the game with a shovel if you never had it

      @BufABuffalo@BufABuffalo2 жыл бұрын
  • “Can you beat Far Cry 5 with only the best weapon in the game?” Is what this video should be titled.

    @theonethingwealladore@theonethingwealladore4 жыл бұрын
    • You are not wrong shovels were used in ww1 as a melee weapon including a mace and a bayonet so technically your a 100 percent right that should be the title of the video

      @Badtotheboneriff.mp3@Badtotheboneriff.mp34 жыл бұрын
    • Actually the shovel launcher is the best weapon in the game

      @pootisnash6746@pootisnash67464 жыл бұрын
    • Agreed the shovel is greatest weapon in the game and all weapons bow before it

      @luckylooster@luckylooster4 жыл бұрын
    • Both the shovel and slingshot are best.

      @theparkouristad@theparkouristad4 жыл бұрын
    • 😂 nice man

      @KappaKay@KappaKay4 жыл бұрын
  • "he fought the urge to hang himself as we all do every day," mittensquad always spitting straight facts

    @danielmcgraw2327@danielmcgraw23274 жыл бұрын
    • Spitting?

      @femmemachete@femmemachete4 жыл бұрын
    • Love'em or hate'em...

      @trashmammal9203@trashmammal92034 жыл бұрын
    • He really do be calling us out like that

      @fancypants9558@fancypants95584 жыл бұрын
    • unpopular opinion but ,farcry 4 > 5 , i just cant stand americanisms in games like this unless its GTA but GTA is a British game mocking murica so its fine ,then again FC5 mocks american religious groups so er yh im confused now ,ooo lager !

      @girlsdrinkfeck@girlsdrinkfeck4 жыл бұрын
    • @@girlsdrinkfeck *Nobody Asked* That is quite unrealted

      @thanosattorneyatlaw4062@thanosattorneyatlaw40624 жыл бұрын
  • Fun fact if you get good at flying you can take out John Seed’s plane with a “melee” kill by crashing into him.

    @brockkelly4841@brockkelly48413 жыл бұрын
    • Nick literally did that in my playthrough and it looked so much like a movie where he sacrificed himself to make sure I could kill john

      @theemeraldking3251@theemeraldking32517 ай бұрын
    • I did that by accident and it's my first playthrough

      @numbscull2419@numbscull24195 ай бұрын
  • 15:56 "I swear to god every time I die in this game it feels like a b**** death" I agree. Dying in this game never feels like you actually did something wrong, it just feels like the NPC's or the environment randomly did something cheesy to fuck you up

    @kemoni221@kemoni2212 жыл бұрын
    • That's just how i feel with any game i play that isn't a multiplayer mode or game

      @thenexus8384@thenexus83842 жыл бұрын
    • Especially in bunkers where you can turn a corner and encounter 10 billion cultists and not have any idea because binoculars od not have the ability to see through walls

      @catseer1299@catseer1299 Жыл бұрын
    • One time i was driving a helicopter and out of no where I blew up for no reason

      @drankFoD@drankFoD Жыл бұрын
    • Towards the end of the game sometimes it seemed like enemies would just explode and kill me for no real reason. Plus the planes. Fuck the planes

      @getthegoons@getthegoons Жыл бұрын
    • I remember hiding the pipe at johns compound after being kidnapped the second time and the Melee angles killed me through the wall of the pipe.

      @someguy6185@someguy6185 Жыл бұрын
  • 23:06 "The sheriff fought the urge to hang himself, just as we all do everyday." *This line just hits different.*

    @Colours_Fading@Colours_Fading3 жыл бұрын
    • like a shovel.

      @bentgi@bentgi3 жыл бұрын
    • @@bentgi lol yep. Just like a shovel.

      @Colours_Fading@Colours_Fading3 жыл бұрын
    • Or hangs different

      @farcryfan4448@farcryfan44483 жыл бұрын
    • @@farcryfan4448 yeah, just like a shovel, right?

      @m4sk397@m4sk3972 жыл бұрын
    • He could of just ask to get hit by the shovel

      @LothCat-Speaker@LothCat-Speaker2 жыл бұрын
  • “And you know how i feel about guns: it’s nerf or nothing” i felt that

    @samtaylor7426@samtaylor74263 жыл бұрын
    • Yep far cry 5 guns feels like nerf guns like how a random cultist with no armor at all can take an entire magezine of bullets and dont die i never liked far cry 5 sense i played far cry 5 i just wanted to go back to far cry 4 where guns actually do damage XD is tecnically what im doing playing far cry 4 again believe me that i can pass far cry 4 a million times before touching far cry 5 again XD.

      @MiguelPerez-eh3on@MiguelPerez-eh3on3 жыл бұрын
    • @@MiguelPerez-eh3on Spelling, and punctuation. Dear Lord.

      @DevyKins@DevyKins3 жыл бұрын
    • @@MiguelPerez-eh3on no not really his whole schtick is 'can i do X wity Y handicaps' - why would he be that interested in using regular guns

      @leeman27534@leeman275343 жыл бұрын
    • @@leeman27534 i mean i think you didnt get me dude im talking about all the guns exept the mars guns those are op but im not talking about the video im talking about the game in general is not that good

      @MiguelPerez-eh3on@MiguelPerez-eh3on3 жыл бұрын
    • @@MiguelPerez-eh3on Must be hard to decide which criminal organization to back. I'd rather sit still, and let Pagan Min exterminate those roaches. To me that's the best ending right there.

      @philiplapierre9776@philiplapierre97763 жыл бұрын
  • rip mitten this is my favorite video you made your content is top quality you have made it to your final resting place to early

    @ghosty1713@ghosty17134 ай бұрын
    • i didn't realize he had passed he was entertaining and he will be missed

      @wolfyblackknight8321@wolfyblackknight83214 ай бұрын
    • yea it really sucks rip to this legend@@wolfyblackknight8321

      @ghosty1713@ghosty17134 ай бұрын
  • "Cheeseburger wants you to pet him." "How are we....um, supposed to pet him?" "By smacking him on the badonkadonk. Duh."

    @wherethetatosat@wherethetatosat2 жыл бұрын
  • "Floppy while piloting a helicopter" Airectile Dysfunction?

    @dr.misilla4585@dr.misilla45854 жыл бұрын
    • Meat Spin?

      @TeemoQuinton@TeemoQuinton4 жыл бұрын
    • Unsatisfied bird?

      @Alphae21@Alphae213 жыл бұрын
    • I don’t like many comments, but this is an exception

      @curse4384@curse43843 жыл бұрын
    • Omg yes

      @aaronlutter-lee6405@aaronlutter-lee64053 жыл бұрын
    • *frustrated like noises*

      @Swanberg_@Swanberg_3 жыл бұрын
  • I'm surprised he couldn't beat it with such groundbreaking technology.

    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache4 жыл бұрын
    • I see what you did there funniest shit I have ever seen

      @T0nC0@T0nC04 жыл бұрын
    • I hate you.... but i love you.

      @TaggedByTim@TaggedByTim4 жыл бұрын
    • but he did

      @mono-sb2ol@mono-sb2ol4 жыл бұрын
    • You.......good joke

      @somerandomguy2316@somerandomguy23164 жыл бұрын
    • Go home!

      @ianmiller2954@ianmiller29544 жыл бұрын
  • CAN YOU DIG IT?! Rest in peace, you glorious bastard.

    @ogre7699@ogre76994 ай бұрын
  • Rest in peace mittensquad

    @PhartBawks@PhartBawks4 ай бұрын
  • "For the first time in video game history, the characters, i had to follow, move as fast or faster than me." Epic. :D

    @pgunke@pgunke3 жыл бұрын
    • I spiritually relate to this surprise

      @wavemade2313@wavemade23132 жыл бұрын
    • haven't played Witcher 3 yet then 😅

      @gabrielpelletier3845@gabrielpelletier38452 жыл бұрын
    • Red Dead 2 could learn from this

      @Herbie11@Herbie11 Жыл бұрын
  • Can you beat Far Cry: New Dawn with only your fists? (There’s a punching perk, and if you upgrade it around 110 times you can one punch any enemy)

    @coffeeelk6364@coffeeelk63644 жыл бұрын
    • It'll only take him 130 hours to get to that point considering levels and having to upgrade prosperity

      @Robo-xk4jm@Robo-xk4jm3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Robo-xk4jm cheat engine

      @itlh6296@itlh62963 жыл бұрын
    • Spoilers In far cry 5 joe seed showed you the ending of far cry new dawn. Fire

      @SeaIbass@SeaIbass3 жыл бұрын
    • Beating new dawn with only the level 1 saw launcher

      @Aaronbruhh@Aaronbruhh3 жыл бұрын
    • One puuuuuuuuuuuuuuunch!

      @fatdog8938@fatdog89383 жыл бұрын
  • Fun fact, you don't have to liberate falls end, they will liberate themselves if you do enough tasks in the area.

    @vitanecro4955@vitanecro49553 жыл бұрын
    • I have played the game for years and I never knew that, thank you.

      @MoistyTheMauler@MoistyTheMauler10 ай бұрын
    • I never knew you could liberate falls end since I always focused on other missions XD

      @doctorsno906@doctorsno9066 ай бұрын
  • My favorite line in this game is when John tells you to hold still because it is supposed to say wrath not rat

    @souplord3320@souplord33202 жыл бұрын
    • Who the heck starts in the center of a word when giving somebody a tattoo? Seems like John has a bit more to worry about than simply getting folks to say “YES!”, just sayin’. 😜

      @Jolis_Parsec@Jolis_Parsec Жыл бұрын
    • I think he means wrat not rat

      @subnauticaispog7580@subnauticaispog7580 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@subnauticaispog7580nah because the subtitles say rat not wrat

      @ceilingfan3589@ceilingfan35898 ай бұрын
  • "Not even playstation 1 Hagrid would eat one of them apples" :D

    @kyrpajooseppi9038@kyrpajooseppi90384 жыл бұрын
    • Its a 2018 game. Theres no excuse for a crate of apples to look that bad

      @wowwow1531@wowwow15313 жыл бұрын
    • I thought they were tomatoes

      @protro0059@protro00593 жыл бұрын
    • PROTRO 005 why would crates of tomatoes be in an apple orchard?

      @nicoliethybirbyt4165@nicoliethybirbyt41653 жыл бұрын
    • Dunno

      @protro0059@protro00593 жыл бұрын
    • "I encountered a crate of apples, that somehow looked worse than Wompa fruit from first Crash Bandicoot"

      @JeanMarceaux@JeanMarceaux3 жыл бұрын
  • I feel like he's testing to see how strict his viewers are with the challenges, but tbh I'm here for mitten squad not the challenge so whatevs

    @seanunknown6868@seanunknown68684 жыл бұрын
    • same. his videos are good, however i use it for background noise when im playing skyrim/fo4

      @xkilo@xkilo4 жыл бұрын
    • I agree. Im here for mitten squad, challenge or not.

      @blex1225@blex12254 жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @ako6760@ako67604 жыл бұрын
    • Yea I would watch his videos if it was just him saying jiberesh

      @wewilltakejerusalem5144@wewilltakejerusalem51444 жыл бұрын
    • big facts love this dude

      @maxisammo7740@maxisammo77404 жыл бұрын
  • I miss this guy a lot man he's the best to watch when sick he has such a comforting voice

    @depressedassnikka119@depressedassnikka11910 ай бұрын
  • I remember I tried to beat the game with only a flamethrower as a pyromaniac. Which means anywhere you would use a weapon, (grenade, melee, whatever.) You use either a flamethrower or a molotov

    @krakkywakky863@krakkywakky8633 жыл бұрын
    • That’s an amazing challenge idea thanks

      @rickosicko7474@rickosicko74742 жыл бұрын
    • Sounds like scorch took human form to continue his fiery purging this time against Eden’s Gate instead of the IMC and any poor pilot who was unlucky enough to incur his wrath

      @randorookie8587@randorookie8587 Жыл бұрын
    • could also include incinedary arrows and incinidary cluster rockets / 40mm grenades

      @WeAre1Legion@WeAre1Legion Жыл бұрын
    • @@WeAre1Legion Jess has already proven that with enough incendiary arrows (generally just one) you can shoot down choppers so good luck to Eden’s Gate

      @randorookie8587@randorookie8587 Жыл бұрын
    • If you’re a true gamer, you only use the repair torch

      @subnauticaispog7580@subnauticaispog7580 Жыл бұрын
  • 24:37 POV: you’re a meteor

    @obamium9692@obamium96923 жыл бұрын
    • @Andre Culo elaborate

      @jaydenthomas4579@jaydenthomas45793 жыл бұрын
    • Unfunny

      @quagmire4469@quagmire44693 жыл бұрын
    • @@quagmire4469 quagmire please 😩

      @obamium9692@obamium96923 жыл бұрын
    • @Andre Culo lmao

      @gabrielfreitas7373@gabrielfreitas73733 жыл бұрын
  • You should make an entire video called, “mitten squad out of context”

    @jagerbreakz9265@jagerbreakz92654 жыл бұрын
    • It's not called out of context but it may as well have been, watch the 'best of' videos, they are so out of context that they make their own story lol

      @Cameron115@Cameron1154 жыл бұрын
    • He has already made something like that

      @iwanpastoor@iwanpastoor4 жыл бұрын
    • So like a normal video then?

      @FroggerbobT@FroggerbobT4 жыл бұрын
    • 23:05 would be in it

      @thefatpuppers2651@thefatpuppers26514 жыл бұрын
  • This is how I found you man damn... its sad to hear of your passing. I don't know why I type this as it cannot reach the intended person, I guess I am just venting feelings into the aether. You were a cool one man, good to watch sober or high, with friends or alone. Good times bro, good times.

    @click8708@click87084 ай бұрын
  • In the words of Pyrocynical "Lord have mercy on your enemies when you take up the mighty shovel."

    @spandanganguli6903@spandanganguli69033 жыл бұрын
    • True fan I see praise be

      @ThisIsReallyBad@ThisIsReallyBad2 жыл бұрын
    • I would like to thank the lord

      @BushmansFarm@BushmansFarm2 жыл бұрын
    • @@BushmansFarm for the Bat I took to my cranium today

      @ThisIsReallyBad@ThisIsReallyBad2 жыл бұрын
    • Wearing only yellow aviators like a fuckin degenerate

      @kadep6230@kadep6230 Жыл бұрын
  • Always remember, shovel launcher is love, shovel launcher is life

    @idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790@idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd97904 жыл бұрын
    • where is the petition to elon musk? i may be able to get some signatures

      @gamiezion@gamiezion4 жыл бұрын
    • We need to make this a thing now

      @idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790@idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd97904 жыл бұрын
    • Just ask Shovel Knight, he'd use that like crazy.

      @IamaPERSON@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
    • Maybe in a world where the recurve bow wasn’t invented

      @andremerrick4925@andremerrick49254 жыл бұрын
  • This is called “a standard playthrough”

    @melvinwallin5464@melvinwallin54644 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah and it sucks... Hard is the way to play... But that's just me because all I do is play survival games

      @monkeyking8359@monkeyking83594 жыл бұрын
    • Monkey King even on hard far cry 5 isnt that difficult

      @589real@589real4 жыл бұрын
    • Boomer Humor yeah yeeting shovel =one hit on most enemies on normal atleast so i guess its the same on hard

      @otacogaming@otacogaming4 жыл бұрын
    • I have tried to beat it on the hardest difficulty (forgot what it’s called but you unlock it after beating the game)

      @deeznutz9331@deeznutz93314 жыл бұрын
  • In my thoughts today, buddy. Hope you're giving the next level a run for its money. x

    @skinnyl@skinnyl5 ай бұрын
    • Don't worry his "I beat heaven with only a bucket" video will drop soon 😭😭😭😭😭

      @joeyboudreaux8504@joeyboudreaux85044 ай бұрын
    • ​@@joeyboudreaux8504fr. He's doing more playthroughs in Heaven now. Rest in Peace to this glorious bastard

      @thadz2493@thadz24934 ай бұрын
    • Is he really dead he posted on his twitter in november that he is not

      @harley2408@harley24084 ай бұрын
    • @@harley2408 unfortunately he passed before Christmas. The real game has begun. 💔

      @skinnyl@skinnyl4 ай бұрын
    • @@harley2408 he is.

      @thadz2493@thadz24934 ай бұрын
  • 0:50 I love how everybody forgets that Pratt exists He didn't even mention Pratt in that part

    @spacecore6340@spacecore63402 ай бұрын
  • I've always said and always will: If the game REQUIRES you to use a specific weapon or vehicle or whatever while you're doing a weapon-type only play through, you're good.

    @frost-bite8448@frost-bite84484 жыл бұрын
    • I agree👍

      @That1BVP@That1BVP4 жыл бұрын
    • Agreed. It's not his fault, it's just a programmed event in the game at that point.

      @Gremlor@Gremlor4 жыл бұрын
    • The title is can you beat far cry 5 with ONLY a shovel.. you can't.

      @lilblock3564@lilblock35644 жыл бұрын
    • Lil Block I mean if he got the secret ending...

      @RandomRakkoon@RandomRakkoon4 жыл бұрын
    • @@RandomRakkoon secret ending or not, he did not beat the game using ONLY a shovel. Saying otherwise is dishonest. He even says so himself.

      @lilblock3564@lilblock35644 жыл бұрын
  • This video is actually kinda ironic. I really enjoyed this game even with its flaws. And its one game me and my son both liked. Ironically he hates using guns and is a beast with a damn shovel. So i helped him a bit on his file using only shovels and surprised my guy with a Shovel launcher! Oh yeah father, son moments lol.

    @anthonysloan2620@anthonysloan26203 жыл бұрын
    • Haha. I always love stories of a son and father enjoying the same games. Or even both enjoying games.

      @texasred6814@texasred68143 жыл бұрын
    • @@texasred6814 ikr its heart warming

      @ceilingfan3589@ceilingfan35892 жыл бұрын
    • if only I still had one

      @clowne1431@clowne14312 жыл бұрын
    • @@clowne1431 i feel you 😪

      @andrewilliams8032@andrewilliams80322 жыл бұрын
    • @@ceilingfan3589 Hey you know what I'm gonna say eat your cereal

      @killgorethefucklord@killgorethefucklord2 жыл бұрын
  • "The sheriff fought the urge to hang himself, just as we all do every day." 23:05 I laughed way too hard at that lmao

    @trevornolan1909@trevornolan19093 жыл бұрын
  • "MP-40 fuckin german trash" Has me rolling. RIP MittenSquad. I love you buddy. I hope you're still playing New Vegas in the giant casino in the sky.

    @leopardd3744@leopardd37444 ай бұрын
  • So fun fact: I watched the skyrim wabbajack video right before this and fell asleep in the middle of this video. I had a dream about using a throwing shovel to liberate fishing outposts from rieklings, and even went so far as to include the part where a machine gun is needed, and yes that machine gun fired shovels

    @123andythedevil@123andythedevil3 жыл бұрын
    • What an epic dream

      @kv_6975@kv_69753 жыл бұрын
    • Imma be real same bruh

      @egg1510@egg15103 жыл бұрын
    • @@egg1510 E g g

      @kv_6975@kv_69753 жыл бұрын
    • Nice

      @Monster_Lock@Monster_Lock3 жыл бұрын
    • @@kv_6975egg

      @egg1510@egg15103 жыл бұрын
  • I lost a bit of brain cells listening to “Am trust I me knows the English big good smart”

    @nasirlahr5563@nasirlahr55634 жыл бұрын
    • When

      @Jdog-ic4gy@Jdog-ic4gy4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Jdog-ic4gy 21:27

      @snottytoe6957@snottytoe69574 жыл бұрын
    • I'm almost have a stroke listening to this

      @greenpenguin0763@greenpenguin07634 жыл бұрын
    • I dont have much left to lose

      @pumpkinking6660@pumpkinking66604 жыл бұрын
    • @@pumpkinking6660 I can tell

      @FranklinXVI@FranklinXVI4 жыл бұрын
  • 21:40 *kills a guy staring straight at him with a shovel* Game: "congrats, you were not detected"

    @NeroCM@NeroCM3 жыл бұрын
  • Rip mitten gone but not forgotten

    @xaviercardenas7178@xaviercardenas7178Ай бұрын
  • You need to do a "can you beat fallout 4 while having fun" video. You've earned it.

    @genma200sj@genma200sj4 жыл бұрын
    • Steven Johnson I can

      @indiehancock2158@indiehancock21583 жыл бұрын
    • I love fallout 4

      @indiehancock2158@indiehancock21583 жыл бұрын
    • Instead. The man went with "can you beat brotherhood of steel without wanting to die"

      @nah6892@nah68923 жыл бұрын
    • Thats easy

      @Wxyvs-@Wxyvs-3 жыл бұрын
    • It’s quite a nice game, sure it has it’s bugs and glitches but there’s a lot of cool things to do.

      @Phi_Lix@Phi_Lix3 жыл бұрын
  • Actually you could have avoided the plane fight in Fall's End by not being caught, thus by stealth killing every cult member. Now re-do it all over again

    @AndrewoftheAlps@AndrewoftheAlps4 жыл бұрын
    • I'll pay you just delete this comment xD

      @AdityaYT@AdityaYT4 жыл бұрын
    • @@AdityaYT I tried the shovel-only playthrough myself some time ago, but left it undone after I realized how much I should've "cheated" to actually win. I refused to complete, for instance, the Widowmaker mission, because there are plenty of other sidequests you can do to gain Resistance points without having to necessarily break the challenge. The starting part too can be avoided by simply not attacking any enemies (even though the Marshal can't get the job done by himself, I guess it's scripted that you kill a few peggies to get the mission going), and takedowns don't deplete your melee weapon's durability as a regular bash would do - and the game does not count it as a melee weapon kill, only as a takedown kill. I don't know if you have enough time to complete Jacob's trials without attacking anyone, since it would invalidate the run because you're not killing them with a shovel, but I guess a _true_ shovel-only run is impossible because of the incompetent Marshal problem and, possibly, of Jacob's trials

      @AndrewoftheAlps@AndrewoftheAlps4 жыл бұрын
    • Actually you can go even further and just rack up enough RP before going to Falls End, which would result in them liberating themselves without any work on your part.

      @BlazinVoid59@BlazinVoid594 жыл бұрын
    • @@BlazinVoid59 oh right, I remember doing it on my second playthrough. It's Mary May who calls you and gives you the news, right?

      @AndrewoftheAlps@AndrewoftheAlps4 жыл бұрын
    • There's also a consumable you can make to one shot melee which I'm surprised he didn't use.

      @elgigante7081@elgigante70813 жыл бұрын
  • Rest in peace brother. I’m doing another playthrough of far cry 5 in your honor.

    @headshot3343@headshot33432 ай бұрын
    • why did he Died or Something?

      @tischlp2235@tischlp22352 ай бұрын
    • @@tischlp2235 Yes he died in january

      @POLSKI_SZPADEL@POLSKI_SZPADEL2 ай бұрын
  • Got this one my FP, still missing this man

    @foreverbroken98@foreverbroken982 ай бұрын
  • "there is one innocent F-Word that makes a girl start to chase you. You know what it is?" FarCry 5" I'm laughing my ass off rn

    @savatage5576@savatage55764 жыл бұрын
  • The new Shovel Knight title looks kinda strange...

    @werbearjack@werbearjack4 жыл бұрын
    • Ah, I see you are a man of Thunderstruck as well

      @jackkline6290@jackkline62904 жыл бұрын
    • Creatively Creative Person no dude -_- This is shovel knight 3D

      @masterretro1585@masterretro15854 жыл бұрын
  • I can seriously re-watch all your videos you do such a great job on them man!

    @ryanhkimmel@ryanhkimmel3 жыл бұрын
  • Rip mittens squad

    @matthewfox9775@matthewfox97755 ай бұрын
  • Ahhhhh the shovel so many uses you can kill someone then use it to dig their grave.

    @jimpickens9167@jimpickens91674 жыл бұрын
    • It doesn't surprise me that Jim Pickens is watching such a video.

      @socialreject9631@socialreject96314 жыл бұрын
    • Our glorious leader has arrived.

      @silentdrew7636@silentdrew76364 жыл бұрын
    • Glorious Leader

      @unluckyduck3474@unluckyduck34744 жыл бұрын
    • glorious leader

      @chater468@chater4684 жыл бұрын
    • @@socialreject9631 how else would he get new ideas of how to torture people.

      @bigfudge2031@bigfudge20314 жыл бұрын
  • isn't that like saying: "can you beat fallout four with a 9999 damage weapon"

    @shortbr3eaf@shortbr3eaf4 жыл бұрын
    • Exactly

      @Bombio@Bombio4 жыл бұрын
    • there are actually better weapons than the shovel in the game. The sa50 is semi auto and does 9 damage per shot when fully upgraded. the shovel olny does 7 damage and sucks at taking out vechicles

      @thegreatandmightyseff7214@thegreatandmightyseff72144 жыл бұрын
  • 22:13 this is why i watch mitten squad. it’s such unique and off-putting humor, you just don’t see it anywhere else

    @velvetsky3451@velvetsky34512 жыл бұрын
  • Me and my brother beat Dying Light with no weapons at all. Super fun way to play games and it is awesome and way more rewarding when it works. A good challenge! Great video!

    @thirsty7281@thirsty72812 жыл бұрын
  • "Bop him on the brain case with your happy face." I didn't know I needed this saying in my life until this video.

    @deathdrake1@deathdrake14 жыл бұрын
    • A saying is somthing lots of people say

      @ttvTripnyx@ttvTripnyx3 жыл бұрын
    • @@ttvTripnyx You don't say?

      @deathdrake1@deathdrake13 жыл бұрын
  • Not gonna lie, I love the long videos, especially right when I wake up

    @kohnjack@kohnjack4 жыл бұрын
    • Me too even while I should be asleep rn (as writing this comment)

      @Cameron115@Cameron1154 жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @Naz_2034@Naz_20344 жыл бұрын
    • I just woke up

      @nickyinfinity347@nickyinfinity3474 жыл бұрын
    • Fr

      @mightymigs8301@mightymigs83014 жыл бұрын
  • Farewell Paul, thank you for making me feel better when I really needed it. You are missed.

    @metabebop@metabebop3 ай бұрын
  • I hate this game, but this is my favorite Mitten Squad video. Love you Paul. Thank you for all the awesome videos.

    @wendellcrouse1242@wendellcrouse12424 ай бұрын
  • I hearby issue you a challenge: Can you beat Saints Row: The Third, using only The Penetrator

    @KingDrakon@KingDrakon4 жыл бұрын
    • the penetrator hey that was my name at school bet you can guess why :)

      @bentgi@bentgi4 жыл бұрын
    • @@bentgi because you penetrated a frog in science class?

      @lukebrommage2420@lukebrommage24204 жыл бұрын
    • BenTGI The Golden Ingot no it wasn’t

      @braydenschultz9272@braydenschultz92724 жыл бұрын
    • @@bentgi woah we got a badass here guys

      @fariszakimy@fariszakimy4 жыл бұрын
    • @@bentgi cuz you got penetrated?

      @somethingsomething3718@somethingsomething37184 жыл бұрын
  • “Can you beat Far cry 5 with a shovel, pipes, a machine gun to shoot down a plane, a dog, exploding a truck. accidentally killing an man with a bow and arrow, doing a dog fight, baseball bat, Molotov and rocket launcher

    @RockDoBeCooking@RockDoBeCooking4 жыл бұрын
    • i was wondering wether or not you could use the shovel launcher to shoot down the plane/truck

      @FierceFire14@FierceFire144 жыл бұрын
    • and a baseball bat

      @TheOneManOfBread@TheOneManOfBread4 жыл бұрын
    • @@FierceFire14 YES! omg, I tried for an hour, and I did it

      @ethangoldsmith9332@ethangoldsmith93324 жыл бұрын
    • A Molotov and a rocket launcher

      @recruitlegionary2862@recruitlegionary28624 жыл бұрын
    • Hermann Göring I missed those whoops

      @RockDoBeCooking@RockDoBeCooking4 жыл бұрын
  • at 7:04 you dont have to go to falls end at all, you just have to get enough resistance levels then the npcs take over falls end.

    @jedi_master-d.o.g6553@jedi_master-d.o.g65539 ай бұрын
  • It's sad we'll never see a new video from you again, but thank you for all the good memories rest in peace

    @TheHamsternecromancer@TheHamsternecromancer4 ай бұрын
  • “You know how I feel about guns, it’s Nerf or nothing”. Those are the wise words of Mitten. Edit: I messed up my grammar😅👍

    @BabbaBubbaKing@BabbaBubbaKing4 жыл бұрын
    • You forgot to put a period after grammar.

      @poisonousdrink911@poisonousdrink9114 жыл бұрын
    • the period goes before the "

      @kloroks4338@kloroks43384 жыл бұрын
    • *it is arguable that the word “mitten” is a proper noun*

      @blueshoe9596@blueshoe95964 жыл бұрын
  • imagine basically liberating a whole city while carrying 9 shovels *you'd be like steve beating the shit out of the ender dragon with your inventory full of iron shovels*

    @josecabusoradavesamuel8986@josecabusoradavesamuel89864 жыл бұрын
    • Dave Cabusora just put sharpness 32000 on it lol

      @connortrotter1692@connortrotter16924 жыл бұрын
    • Been there

      @jacksonhutterer8156@jacksonhutterer81564 жыл бұрын
    • No one knows if the enderdragon needed to die. "Steve" isn't even a character with any importance at all. I mean fans of Minecraft gave him a name. The ender dragon could be the only good entity in the whole world and "Steve" could be evil as hell killing the one force of benevolence and throwing the world into chaos. Shovels are mere coincidence. I mean the enderdragon behaves aggressively because she's protecting her only egg. Minecraft could easily be a tragedy where a dark knight/farmer/mason kills the only good dragon left in the world,

      @skuddingomcwinters6119@skuddingomcwinters61194 жыл бұрын
    • @@skuddingomcwinters6119 what tf I love this theory thank you

      @jonjennmiles1994@jonjennmiles19944 жыл бұрын
    • The achievement is LIBERATE THE END Pretty sure it’s a literal tyrant dragon

      @bluenatas@bluenatas4 жыл бұрын
  • We miss you so much dude, hope your resting well.

    @Doge_the_Great@Doge_the_Great2 ай бұрын
  • Love you man

    @notreal9579@notreal95794 ай бұрын
  • Devs of fc5: NOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST USE A SHOVEL! Mitten: haha shovel go B O N K

    @Spaggered@Spaggered4 жыл бұрын
    • 「BabyYetYet」 me in far cry: haha nuke goes bang bang

      @elizabethtumelty5446@elizabethtumelty54464 жыл бұрын
    • @@elizabethtumelty5446 SHOVEL GO BRRRR. HAHAHA

      @longpinkytoes@longpinkytoes4 жыл бұрын
    • 「BabyYetYet」 dead meme

      @boukh_h@boukh_h4 жыл бұрын
    • @@boukh_h This meme will never die. Meme generator goes *Dialup noise*

      @EzekiesAcheron@EzekiesAcheron4 жыл бұрын
    • I'm pretty sure the devs were surprised by everyone using the shovel, but weren't bothered by it I mean, they added the Shovel Launcher for a reason

      @gjeraonyt1356@gjeraonyt13564 жыл бұрын
  • “I probably killed a few people. What can you do?” Top ten things a bit weird to hear out of context

    @kangrroo5596@kangrroo55963 жыл бұрын
  • Rip bro just came across this on my fyp

    @eljuju4694@eljuju46942 ай бұрын
  • Fun fact: the first that you can get is actually in the bunker at the very first start of the game

    @dh2473@dh24733 жыл бұрын
  • The shovel was my absolute favourite part of this game, laughed so hard when I discovered you can spear people with it.

    @PommeDeTerre8@PommeDeTerre84 жыл бұрын
    • I think the most hilarious melee would be the double handed club in Primal, you can yeet the shite out of an enemy and knock them 12 ft away

      @kawabatayuri@kawabatayuri4 жыл бұрын
  • This is literally like asking can u beat farcry 5 with the best weapon in the game

    @braydendarling3439@braydendarling34394 жыл бұрын
    • True

      @mrsandman9466@mrsandman94664 жыл бұрын
    • Using the RPG shovel still technically means your using a shovel. Just a ranged melee weapon

      @v0-dka103@v0-dka1034 жыл бұрын
    • Totally agree, my brothers are laughing at me using shovels to kill peggies but they didn't saw the power of the shovel

      @mendozadarrel3283@mendozadarrel32834 жыл бұрын
  • My favorite game of all time. Thanks for playing this, mate. Reat in peace ❤

    @Hepheat75@Hepheat752 ай бұрын
  • I haven't watched the full vid. This is my personal opinion but if he actually decided to do a shovel only run I personally would count the shovel launcher as use of shovel. Because it uses shovel.

    @SpartanRascal@SpartanRascal5 ай бұрын
    • Well unfortunately homie he aint gonna see this comment cause mitten actually died just a few days ago

      @starsage6926@starsage69264 ай бұрын
  • the real question is "can you beat farcry 5 WITHOUT a shovel?"

    @jovanaavramovic2485@jovanaavramovic24854 жыл бұрын
    • No

      @kap6457@kap64573 жыл бұрын
    • Nope, because wolves and heavys require a mag dump in the head to kill unless you have a shovel.

      @wannabecliffburton4275@wannabecliffburton42753 жыл бұрын
    • @@wannabecliffburton4275 Ask Faith for more drugs. Homeopathic works well for next level hunting

      @sandcrakes@sandcrakes3 жыл бұрын
    • @@sandcrakes ah

      @wannabecliffburton4275@wannabecliffburton42753 жыл бұрын
    • @@wannabecliffburton4275 A heavy lit on fire by any source of flames will die shortly after. Also any explosion will remove there helmet allowing for a one shot kill.

      @griffin6539@griffin65393 жыл бұрын
  • "Can you beat the KZhead monetization algorithm without censoring your content?"

    @majesticslug3399@majesticslug33994 жыл бұрын
    • That's an impossible challenge

      @illahstrait@illahstrait4 жыл бұрын
    • Only works if you make Susan Waterjetski a truckload of money

      @nuclearshorts1243@nuclearshorts12434 жыл бұрын
    • you can copyright your own vids thanks to a guide from a dark souls youtuber

      @shinyrayquaza9@shinyrayquaza94 жыл бұрын
    • @@shinyrayquaza9 ymfah is his name, breaking dark souls is his game. Also making great compilations with minimal talking and multitudes of soundtracks.

      @jeffreyhoon@jeffreyhoon4 жыл бұрын
    • No

      @blondeplants1133@blondeplants11334 жыл бұрын
  • it's fully possible to beat the game without dealing damage to an enemey or being hurt juring the opening sequence if you just take beyond to long to arrest him

    @twoo6ix493@twoo6ix493 Жыл бұрын
  • R.I.P. Paul of Mitten Squad, this was the first video i every watched. It took awhile to come to terms and be ready to express my feelings of loss. You were loved and will be missed. You were a great man, taken from us. You fought your demons and made a community for us all. May you be peaceful in the time after.

    @tazzy414-zaphantom9@tazzy414-zaphantom94 ай бұрын
  • “I can’t be the only one thinking the fall would put out the flame” I knew I wasn’t the only one

    @Goose_Moose@Goose_Moose3 жыл бұрын
    • Realistically it probably wouldn't, though. It's more that you can't set a book on fire that easily to begin with. Once you get past that, I think that if anything, the fall would help air get between the pages more easily and make it burn quicker.

      @wurfyy@wurfyy2 жыл бұрын
    • @@wurfyy what about at that height though? there is less oxygen for the fire to breathe.

      @Liam_Bob@Liam_Bob Жыл бұрын
    • @@wurfyy don't wanna be one of the "aCtcHUalLY" guys but as someone who's thrown a burning book in general just throwing it put it out let alone the fall it had in far cry 5, yes oxygen is needed for a fire but that much air will deffo put out a small fire like that, blowing out a birthday candle

      @slouch9694@slouch9694 Жыл бұрын
  • 10:38 You really are incredible at making these jokes, I did not know who Timothy treadwell was until I looked him up and listened to his death audio and now I’m really disturbed

    @ethanstevenson7040@ethanstevenson70404 жыл бұрын
    • @SACRED SEAL who's Timothy Treadwell

      @Winterstormadvisory@Winterstormadvisory4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Winterstormadvisory I'm pretty sure he was the guy who got mauled by grizzlies on camera

      @KassiusCalix@KassiusCalix4 жыл бұрын
    • @@KassiusCalix there was a lens on the camera so all that was captured was audio.

      @DM-mi4je@DM-mi4je4 жыл бұрын
    • @Bobby Sands ironic

      @whtdwarfbackhe@whtdwarfbackhe4 жыл бұрын
    • SACRED SEAL oof that sucks I hope he enjoys heaven

      @poke6013@poke60134 жыл бұрын
  • I love that everybody latched into the shovel so quickly

    @skeleten5439@skeleten54399 ай бұрын
  • Bro, i dont know if you will read this but you have so calming voice. I watch your videos when I cant sleep at night and i listen to you like to some lullaby. i want to thank you for that and say i absolutely love you.

    @deceasedcyp0@deceasedcyp02 жыл бұрын
  • I want to see him do an entire play through of a game normally the way he would play it. No challenges just gaming

    @barackobama2953@barackobama29533 жыл бұрын
    • wonder what his preferred skyrim playstyle is

      @zacharyframe1916@zacharyframe19162 жыл бұрын
    • There's a New Vegas longplay up for your viewing pleasure

      @armouredjester1622@armouredjester1622 Жыл бұрын
  • "If Timothy Treadwell had a shovel, he wouldnt have become bearfood" jesus that hit lol

    @JoshBonesJones@JoshBonesJones4 жыл бұрын
  • 5:25 "just murdered John Marston with a shovel and a dog. feeling good."

    @Weed_Soldier967@Weed_Soldier9672 жыл бұрын
  • I swear, this is one of the funniest commentaries I’ve ever watched, well done lol

    @theflyingbrian012@theflyingbrian012 Жыл бұрын
  • "At a certain point, a video is too long..." *Laughs in Mauler* *Laughs in YMS*

    @rozmarinideas5340@rozmarinideas53404 жыл бұрын
    • Longman bad

      @zacharyspano23@zacharyspano234 жыл бұрын
    • *LAUGHS IN STREAMERS.*

      @InternationalAwesomeFoundation@InternationalAwesomeFoundation4 жыл бұрын
  • "And the lord sent shovels from above" - Call me Kevin

    @tornadoblast@tornadoblast4 жыл бұрын
    • Epic Crossover Event! Also, which video is that?

      @6ix_6inslog95@6ix_6inslog953 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @mlgmrtumble8041@mlgmrtumble80413 жыл бұрын
    • Ahh a fellow cult member as well!

      @seriously9571@seriously95713 жыл бұрын
    • @@seriously9571 CULT VERSUS CULT!!

      @eddiecowen2624@eddiecowen26243 жыл бұрын
    • That would be the best crossover in the history of crossovers

      @brandonbrickstudios1654@brandonbrickstudios16543 жыл бұрын
  • This was one of the most entertaining videos I'd had the honor to watch.

    @alonlanoo@alonlanoo3 жыл бұрын
  • Sad that no more vids are coming

    @zacknixon8100@zacknixon81004 ай бұрын
  • “Oh may god have mercy on your enemies when you get ahold of the mighty shovel” -Pyrocynical 2018

    @marc278@marc2784 жыл бұрын
    • Edit it to 2018

      @footfinger8195@footfinger81954 жыл бұрын
    • Sir Fagolot ye lol

      @marc278@marc2784 жыл бұрын
    • “If captain ahab had weld a shovel on his hunt for Moby Dick, he would have perfectly skewered the beast whilst simultaneously piercing the sun”

      @fancypants9558@fancypants95584 жыл бұрын
    • Am I the only person that thought mitten had watched that video? There are quite a few similar jokes here and there

      @fancypants9558@fancypants95584 жыл бұрын
  • You can beat it with no weapon at all. When you meet the preacher, just dont handcuff him.

    @noahjohnson935@noahjohnson9354 жыл бұрын
  • we miss you.

    @LT-Cantrell@LT-Cantrell4 ай бұрын
  • 1:17 who should be the one to tell him that there was a shovel right next to where he was standing

    @zoristructure577@zoristructure5773 жыл бұрын
  • I really appreciate you fit the entire game into one video instead of milking this into a 40+ video series. Subscribed.

    @NoPlotArmor@NoPlotArmor3 жыл бұрын
  • 6:59 “A plane has to be destroyed. That can’t be done with a shovel.” TheDooo: “am i a joke to you?”

    @nanobyt0r@nanobyt0r4 жыл бұрын
    • Darkworld 1006 no he didn’t, in one of the episodes (either 1 or 2) he takes down the plane by using a shovel

      @nanobyt0r@nanobyt0r4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Darkworld1006 theres one where the throws a shovel and destroys a plain kzhead.info/sun/kqd-Yd5oaXaQp4U/bejne.html

      @Renagale@Renagale4 жыл бұрын
  • Dude imagine if he knew there were a shovel launcher now he would be so happy.

    @GETOUTOFMYSKINNNN@GETOUTOFMYSKINNNN2 жыл бұрын
    • Caution: this comment was written halfway the video

      @ocninja5392@ocninja5392 Жыл бұрын
  • I really really really love this game I beat it 3 times and I’m still having a lot of fun

    @liamlowe8263@liamlowe8263 Жыл бұрын
  • "We all know how I feel about guns" "It's nerf or nothing"

    @WhoamI-td2fq@WhoamI-td2fq3 жыл бұрын
  • 29:40 “Wack and Smack... until it is done.”

    @Tristan1062@Tristan10623 жыл бұрын
  • RIP Paul

    @TheTennantfan@TheTennantfan4 ай бұрын
  • rest in peace brother

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