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"sex is like a magic hug" sounds like what that dodgy bloke at the youth centre said
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George: "what do you hate most in the world, James?" James: ( *trying not to say poor people* )
I read this just as they said it 😂
It's true the other day I saw him beating a poor person with a ballon
Or people not listening to the prefect in school
Ha
@@zackleburg7429 i
james - the most annoying thing is that not everyone is trilingual.
i may not be trilingual but the poor make me livid 😡
i too am trilingual and hate the p**r 😡
*yeah boys up the Boris privatise the nhs*
@Henry Schimming fucn alexander boris de pfefel johnson
@@epicgamerchannel6230 *good*
I'm saying this now and sticking with this. WE STAN EDITOR JOE. He obviously has fun editing videos, and does a good job
‘Has fun’ or is being held hostage and can’t say otherwise
And a great sense off humour lol
Uh... have you looked at the subreddit recently? Editor Joe left a message in a few frames, try to pause it perfectly, you'll see
Emmi Animations he did in this video as well, we need to free joe
Emmi Animations can you time stamp it
James really wants to make sure you never forget these things about him: 1. He is trilingual 2. He owns 7 guitars 3. He had his first kiss when he was 9 4. He has a degree 5. He is one 16th indigenous Canadian 6. He has hazel eyes with gold flecks 7. He has a girlfriend 8. He didn’t vote for Brexit (so he says) 9. He isn’t a Tory (so he says) 10. He loves the poor (so he says) 11. His dad is better looking than him 12. He is 6 ft 4 13. He is selling a concrete table 14. He was born in Switzerland
How’d ya write that so fast
@@JoKujo IKR-
NeverForget2004 . c+p
NeverForget2004 . it's copied and pasted
How did you know about the vid in two minutes
When George’s editor does a face reveal before George Bruh
Bruh
he do be kinda cute tho
@@SkiddlyBink he looks more like a kyle than a joe
he’s adorable
now that’s a bruh moment if i’ve ever seen one
Alex wasn't in the video but he clearly still was on George heart and mind
Ale xia and in the hallway, in piss form
We really got George saying that he loves Alex, but James talks over him by talking about the piss bottle, we were robbed
Alex daily routine is 16 hours of sleep 8 hours of straight waffle
Fruit Punch plus 6 hours of pissing in a bottle
@@pastelcrazes882 ah yes, a 30 hour day I get the joke don’t whoosh me
bi waffle*
“you know it really 𝓹𝓮𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓼 me off” keeping your ad revenue I see
"I haven't slept in 3 days. This is no longer a haha funny joke I am genuinely crying for help at this point. Every waking second of my life is spent in premiere pro editing memeulous videos. I have inserted this message into a few frames of this video so that George doesn't see it. Please help I want to see my family."
Huh
Ello Tom
6:44
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Oof
George: Alex sleeps 16 hours a day Also George: I never get any peace and quiet living with Alex
i ruined ur 69 likes😎😎
must be some really loud snoring
Things that James hate: 1. Homeless ppl 2. Homeless ppl 3. Homeless ppl
You forgot homeless people.
You forgot orpahanges cause there technically poor
@@yeetusking1237 my bad
george : calling out alex every other sentence two minutes later george: ⁱ’ᵐ ʲᵒᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵃˡᵉˣ ⁱ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰⁱˢ
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It was adorable
9:52
Maria Alonso why do so many people have that bird as their pf pic Am I missing something?
@@cherryhearts2143 its a bear birds don't have circle noses and a mouth they have NOSE AND B E A K
This video should be titled: James and George call out ImAllexx for 10 minutes and 40 seconds
Eat yo cereal 😎
Ok I will
@@getoutthekitchen8499 dad?
Why does everyone have that profile pic
@@gingaid5217 Because of this: kzhead.info/sun/eJFyZ7FvqX1jpas/bejne.html
James is genuinely so funny, he delivers his jokes in such a stupid smart tone it's hilarious
very david mitchell esc, love him
Nobody: George: ᵍʳʳʳ
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@@Fvnkee How do you do small text 😂😂
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The second I saw this George stared in and eloquent manner “Grr”
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"Nobody is unhappy after a soothing massage" Jeffrey Epstein: 😳
think he was a little too happy...
XD
Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself
@@aj2218 ikr
@@f.b.i.2600 wait
George: What do you hate the most James. James: Poor people
James: how is brustle spro- George: GRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Jesus Christ he's back, stop him before he becomes a great danger for humanity
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear gahahi
@axxl stop this copy pasta or I'll mas report all ur vids
AxxL oh shit you’re back.
Ghazi ok :p
uh theres no jesus theres the aztec theory stop being offensive to us butterflies
the most annoying thing was the end of live laugh Luton
baCk iN luToN🤫
go to the WillNE channel
Lmao I'm from Luton.
When you actually live in Luton 😭😭 it’s a shithole
@@Unknown-oz8ic lmao I don't care
I felt called out when they talked about Alex’s sleep schedule. Cause same
“Sex is just basically a magic hug, isn’t it” - George Memeulous 2020
James: Human Trauma The poor people he spat on: *intense* *shaking*
The least annoying thing on the internet: Did you know James is trilingual?
Did you know he has hazel eyes with golden flecks?
Did you know that he’s 6’4 and owns a concrete table?
Did you know that he's 1/16th indigenous Canadian?
Did you know he can play the guitar?
Did you know he
8:05 No George, penguins don't hibernate. They nest and breed in the dark winter months.
George: What do you hate most in the world. James: The poor, the homeless, and of course the disadvantaged youths
Half of this video is just George complaining about Alex
“What do you hate most in the world James?” The poor
this meme is almost as old as Covid’s victims
シJustUrTypicalTeenager 😂😂😂😂
Hol up covid victims
the bi/mono linguals
I made it 667 likes
George: James what do you hate the most James' head: *tHe pOoR*
George: "What do you hate the most in the world, James?" James: *thinking silently* poor people
Petition for George to read his fanfics in the next video ⬇️
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY PETITIONS!!!!!! THIS IS TOTALLY NOT YOUR WAY OF FARMING LIKES YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! 🧂🧂🧂😅😅😅😅
@@knightofelm9409 stop it get some help
I actually want to see that but I also don’t want to see that (...?)
I want that but likebait
he's already read fanfiction
9:52 'I love you Alex'
You don’t understand how happy I was when James and George actually cared about the age of consent and how stupidly low it was 😂
Nobody: George: making everyone’s quarantine better
Memeulous: What do u hate most in the world James? James: People who dont subscribe to the eboys channel Dont try to hide it James we all know u hate the poor
And those who don’t condone spitting on the poor
@@Nekromancer98 ikr😂😂😂
@@KKSliderBuns 😂😂😂
Comment was funny but you ruined it with the edit
jon Cupps yes he did
Most Hated Things: 100% Probability, Beardless James
James and George : Who gets angry of misspelt sign ? Also James and George : Proceed to angry at a misspelt sign 😂
It would have been gold if they put an unskippable as right here 2:18
Did you know that A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Yes
No I did not :D but that’s so cute oml 🐂🐄
Yes. Aj facts
Yeeee
No
You're not a true memeulous fan until you sit through every add just so he can get that extra 20p.
What if you don't get ads on his videos?
Why is no one talking about his editor 😂 poor sod
i’m still waiting for george and alex’s wedding date.
I bought them a toaster
i bought a bunch of bottles
@@viennas. I bought them a bath
I bought them a cave bear.
ok
0:32 omg George sounded ADORABLE 🥺
*S I M P*
simp
Simpress
George: "what do you hate most in the world?" James : **controlling himself from saying poor people**
“Who is only socialising for 2 hours a week?” Me: 👀
"The best part of toilet paper is the brown bit" I thought james only likes things that where rich and white? Perhaps the archives are incomplete.
jeez
Hello there
General kenobi
He uses copper
Riley Newnham you are a bold one.
Wow, I feel bad for George’s gears. Truly grinded.
Chance of being a tory 1/2 George:”well im not a tory” *looks at James*
Most annoying thing imAllexx edition Not getting 7 figures in monthly revenue
**the video says bullies** James: **slight evil villian laugh**
The most hated thing is not being able to see George's beautiful eyes in every video😔
8:11 if you spend one 356th of your life brushing your teeth that means for every year you spend over a full day brushing your teeth. And one 24th of your life being on holiday would be one holiday a month. I wish I could have one holiday a month...
2:13 i once got a 15 minute ad that i couldnt skip
Lies be like:
Only person getting me through lockdown
"nobody's angry after a massage" dude if I had to get a massage I would be angry and stressed as hell because being touched like that makes me panic. especially because when you get a professional back massage they make you take your shirt off. it's FAR from soothing.
Wow edgy
@@pilkers2or, y’know, some of us are autistic.
@@TheeEnglishKnight ok
6:44 Someone help him
Oh god
every single memeulous video: memeulous: posts everyone: rushes straight to the comments section
every single video*
Please stop
People arent subscribed to the Eboys channel? Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.
Thanks Obi wan, very cool!
@Obi-Wan Kenobi Hello There
Juliet Cairns. General Kenobi
5:55 My dad believes in the Aztec theory because my great grandma died and when they buried her they saw a butterfly and the butterfly was following them and I see that same butterfly all the time when I go to have fun outside of my home.
“You’re telling me that brussel sprouts are more hated than stepping in sh-“ KZhead: DAIRY QUEEN ADD
George: ALL THE FACTS ARE JUST WRONG
Ur a spy
@@Jonas______ how
Slide: listening to music is above having sex George: id rather be getting laid Same man, same. 🤣🤣💀
is no one gonna talk about George’s editor he’s being held hostage
1:55 and he turned into a 6 year old
What This Video Should Have Been Called: *george talks about magic hugs for 10 minutes straight*
Me after watching 4 hours of KZhead straight: finally resists the urge to watch more and begins to do house work Memeuless: here we have video :)
‘I know something about you … ’ ‘You think beardless James Marriott is terrifying … ’
8:52 '1 84nd of your life'
Memeulous = nonce Memeuless = god
You’re telling me Brussels sprouts make people angrier than stepping in dog shi- the new swifter were jet...
James screaming into the mic at the end is me when on call with anyone
9:06 Now that is extremely clever
10:02 never forget about those 24/7 lofi hip hop beats radio to relax/study to listeners
alternative title: James quietly throws shade on George for not being trilingual, owning 7 guitars, and being born in switzerland
RE RE REEEEE RE REEE
REE EEE REEE REEE EE RE REEEEE
And for not having Hazel eyes with gold flecks and not being 1/16 indigenous Canadian
Running out of toilet paper doesn’t cause anger it’s despair
When George said he brings happiness I could hear the smile lmao
0:14 you could also use that description for flat earthers
3:39 ight whatever u say mr marriott
That buffering got me😂
The moment you said "Poor internet" my internet disconnected wtf
Long hugs: exist That guy: ( * ‿ * )
Things people hate. James: the poor
I agree with George about computers shutting down. The amount of pain I felt when my laptop automatically did a Microsoft 10 update while I was playing Papa's Freezeria, and logging back in to find out it lost all of my progress... Unfathomable.
Actually James hates anyone who doesn’t vote conservative
7:33 so that's why Alex always looks so tired on videos...
Are we not gonna talk about how James was drinking out of that glass
The buffering part actually got me I’m so tired lmao
Most hated thing, beardless James Marriott spitting on kids
Even their age of consent thing is wrong i live in Germany it's 18 not ducking 14
Something is about to be very illegal....
That’s not true. It’s 14 between minors and 16 to have sex with people over 18.
Actually there are even more layers to this about age differences and the circumstances but that’s roughly it.
it is 14. At 14 you're able to consent to having sex with other people between 14 and 18 years of age. an adult is not, however, allowed to sleep with you (fellow German here.)
@@elenawimsey5714 Australia has a similar rule. The age of consent is 16, but people aged 12-15 can have sex as long as the person they're having sex with is less than two years older than them. So a 12 year old could have sex as long as the person they have sex with is 14 or under. My first boyfriend and I started dating when he was 17 and I was 15, and that would have been fine, but then he turned 18 and I was still 15 so it wouldn't have been fine for the 4 months or so between our birthdays. That said, we never had sex anyway and he broke up with me after he turned 18 because he started to feel weird about the age gap which I can respect
Imagine they were one and it said “KZheadrs and what they hate”. Then James comes up and it says he hates the poor.
Memeulous: What do you hate James James: Poor people
Kitten sad noises
>Calls out all the countries with 15 as the legal age >Legal age of consent in England is 16
1:20 George how can you hate them you don't even have a drivers license
He has to be over 5”2 to have one
4:17 James definitely gets a lot of this
AAHHH IM BEING YEETED
that laugh tho . u literally interrupted me laughing with that high pitch.>>
"I'll never have a magic hug" -me
0:38 “poor people”
are we going to ignore the fact that george said he loves alex or...