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@GBz_MMA5 ай бұрын
Chael "29-15-1" Sonnen 29 wins 15 people killed 1 continents destroyed (Atlantis) Truly the best ever!
@MightyG0RILLA2 жыл бұрын
Bro said Atlantis 💀
@papadocholidae5381 Жыл бұрын
☠️
@cisafrulli Жыл бұрын
Nice!!
@mojorisin8368 Жыл бұрын
Actually those 15 people killed were relived from their mortal duties by Mr sonnen
@MrSagarcool14 Жыл бұрын
@@MrSagarcool14 boooo you ruined a joke
@Kink-Panther Жыл бұрын
This is not trash talking This is stand up comedy
@itssanti5 жыл бұрын
Stand up comedy gold!
@chazgirl61864 жыл бұрын
Everybody uses hiis stuff. They just word it different
@ambertheawesome68054 жыл бұрын
and its non....fucking...stop, great material.
@joshuagaffney43614 жыл бұрын
Lol...good one
@allemmeyur26784 жыл бұрын
so scripted it's genuine
@miguelhidalgo95434 жыл бұрын
He trolled everybody.
@EvaandJavier8 ай бұрын
I never really liked Chael but after hearing about his tough childhood and life struggles I'm literally in tears.
@pranavprakash3705 Жыл бұрын
really??
@AnjuMaximoff Жыл бұрын
@@AnjuMaximoff really bro
@InformedZoomer Жыл бұрын
@@AnjuMaximoff It's a joke dude 😂
@medoo7825 Жыл бұрын
Bruh, portland did have anarchy during covid. Remember?
@andyc3012 Жыл бұрын
I couldn't imagine having to grow up that rough. To just sit there and see someone just publicly litter. Too crazy for me 😂
@704B Жыл бұрын
Has Chael ever stuttered a word or missed a line?! The guy is a masterful speaker!
@garethowen10994 жыл бұрын
Yeah if you watch some of his real interviews his laser focus is like he's reading off a teleprompter
@EvilDuckOfDoom34 жыл бұрын
Nah, when he was talking to Lansberg, he said "capitalistic." That hurt my ears. Buy, yea, certainly an exception to his normally well polished patter.
@kiisu744 жыл бұрын
@@kiisu74 capitalistic is a word
@antoniov.2584 жыл бұрын
It only begs the question how good is he really?
@Rightwingcommentremoved4 жыл бұрын
Keith Brandsma What did he say wrong?
@christschin37084 жыл бұрын
Reporter: "You havnt fought at light heavyweight since 2005." Chael: "No, i havnt LOST at light heavyweight since 2005."
@NASkeywest4 жыл бұрын
Hes not lying
@herbertrafael80014 жыл бұрын
"Longest light heavyweight unbeaten streak in the company right now"
@danielmorrissey2344 жыл бұрын
Hell Yeah
@manierwarsaw98204 жыл бұрын
That is one damn witty line
@sacredband70894 жыл бұрын
“Longest undefeated streak in the company today...8 years.”
@jamesthe-doctor89813 жыл бұрын
“barely a 100 grand” “and sure we had a maid, but she only came twice a week” brooo he’s literally the funniest🤣🤣, i wish i would of seen this run live😭
@josecabrera6092 жыл бұрын
Ah I would’ve been his biggest fan.. we need another one like him.
@thepeoplebrothers80172 жыл бұрын
"and sure we had a roof on our head, and sure we had enough food in the fridge, and sure our parents had enough money to pay for our school, my training and graduation, but what about the things a middle class family can't afford?"
@edvinparmeza12982 жыл бұрын
@@edvinparmeza1298 that's the entire joke
@thebored14 Жыл бұрын
@@thepeoplebrothers8017 muhammad ali & michael bisping
@dshizznitrb3 Жыл бұрын
@@edvinparmeza1298 bruh🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@Mathis313 Жыл бұрын
*“Tell another jackal story”* Literally the funniest quote I’ve seen
@stanleylee33292 жыл бұрын
Tito is a total dipshit , tries too hard to be intelligent
@thebrightsideofthemoon58292 жыл бұрын
Actually, the quote holds little to no weight without the context of the situation in which it was used
@lil_keybo Жыл бұрын
@@lil_keybo Yo you’re bringing a machine gun to a snowball fight lol
@hunterpaul136 Жыл бұрын
@@lil_keybo youre such a clown lol
@F1r3w4t3r Жыл бұрын
@@hunterpaul136 well when people are literally using the word 'literally' wrong, it awakens the grammar Nazi inside of me.
@lil_keybo Жыл бұрын
Ariel:chael, it's good to see You. Chael: it's good to be seen.
@kiwilad13615 жыл бұрын
KIWI LAD lmao I must have missed that part 😂😂😂😂
@misspacino40814 жыл бұрын
@@misspacino4081 It wasn't in this video but it's the opening to the Ariel Helwani interview where he says the Noguera brothers thought a bus was a horse
@joeyquinlan48354 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/pdlvppVuoHRmdmw/bejne.html
@ImmortalWombat4 жыл бұрын
@@adarsh5647 thank you
@dogman57914 жыл бұрын
One of his best lines
@Sparkball3 жыл бұрын
a guy that can entertain without cursing a single time is the champ of trash talk.
@stevenw80345 жыл бұрын
steven w fuck you
@donaldwilson35794 жыл бұрын
14:43
@bennupp21424 жыл бұрын
That's why hes the best at it
@pjpomare38084 жыл бұрын
He does tho
@ethanking49544 жыл бұрын
Tupac Nation ok shit is just naturally occurring fecal matter then dumbass
@davidgambirazio33504 жыл бұрын
I must’ve been living under a rock for years because I’ve only just discovered this guy… and he’s bloody hilarious
@dedoidshighvisvest82642 жыл бұрын
Same lmao I've been watching his videos the whole day
@ssjgd57012 жыл бұрын
You not the only lol
@leyali5242 жыл бұрын
Same
@lundoren52402 жыл бұрын
Same here ,what a character. My introduction to him was from a Tito Ortiz ain't too smart video . " Let's hear another jackal story " I was rolling with laughter
@billybatchelor2863 Жыл бұрын
You would love him MORE 😭
@abigailbai4183 Жыл бұрын
That Rhianna line absolutely murdered lol, literally got looked at laughing in public
@comfortsnail6342 Жыл бұрын
The Rihanna joke was genius. I wouldnt be able to deliver a joke like that without dying of laughter.
@kevinfromsales68424 жыл бұрын
I'm your 666th like. OOOOH, SPOOKY! 😈😂😂
@rodprops3 жыл бұрын
I dont get it but it was funny
@juanmatemos56953 жыл бұрын
@@juanmatemos5695 Rihanna got famous bc she got beat up by Chris Brown lol
@kevinfromsales68423 жыл бұрын
Kevin From Sales she was already famous before all of that lol
@antisocialextrovert50623 жыл бұрын
@@kevinfromsales6842 she was a minor celeb at the time the Chris brown incident really rocketed her fame as it were. Chris brown was everywhere and while Rihanna was popular not to the extent he was and the incident spread her name everywhere.
@magnadelusor42493 жыл бұрын
“I’m the reason why Waldo is hiding”
@sumtingwog12734 жыл бұрын
It gets me everytime hahahahahahaha
@vikac77724 жыл бұрын
Damn right.
@thereasonwaldoishiding70434 жыл бұрын
Classic
@johnnyboydianno4 жыл бұрын
Good shit
@fuckyourfeelings45653 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck is Waldo?
@theanarchy40033 жыл бұрын
Chael Sonnen is the stand up comedian Brendan Schaub wishes he could be .
@super8studios868 Жыл бұрын
ice cold
@TheDeepestbluest Жыл бұрын
Dicey dicey
@Rorhysknob7 ай бұрын
Chael makes Brendan look like Hans Kim.
@jzen14555 ай бұрын
I wish people like this came around more often. Chael is a true entertainer
@flosh2walkthrough6722 жыл бұрын
If there was more people like Chael, he wouldn't special. Chael is one of a kind!
@irvinmorales1409 Жыл бұрын
And people think McGregor started the trash talking greatness.
@ericcook24237 жыл бұрын
McGregor can actually trash talk, Sonnen is a fuckin idiot not even funny.
@raijinn51397 жыл бұрын
Bias is Bias m8
@abbadonthedestroyer37927 жыл бұрын
Raijinn fook you
@adriansanchez1117 жыл бұрын
Derrick BLACK BEAST UP IN THIS HO Lewis If I want you to talk I'll squeeze your fuckin head
@raijinn51397 жыл бұрын
Nobody thinks that. lol why are you making shit up to get likes?
@davinkim79307 жыл бұрын
Chael Sonnen is the definition of "once in a lifetime"
@solenia41014 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure chael lives forever
@koruptmediazz21984 жыл бұрын
Beautiful Man 😍 . I love him ❤️
@sinderkaur18424 жыл бұрын
Once in a Chael
@kiranbabu34263 жыл бұрын
He definitely watched WWF
@abderrahimabderrahim66593 жыл бұрын
@O.W. Lichtenberg He's too real for that
@champ11593 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how chael is significantly funnier and more witty than most comedians as a fighter
@offended3232 жыл бұрын
“217 of muscle, steel, and sex appeal.” Going in for the steal. This is pure gold.
@ErnestoCode2 жыл бұрын
“He tried to feed a bus a carrot and your telling me that the country has computers” hahahah
@mmamazing60874 жыл бұрын
when roe asked him and chael didnt back down from his story..... fukn comedy gold. thats how the best do it
@MrTrollbaby4 жыл бұрын
lol
@juanmatemos56953 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@polfachini64893 жыл бұрын
Reporter: "You havnt fought at light heavyweight since 2005." Chael: "No, i havnt LOST at light heavyweight since 2005."
@lorrie14uwavila0nx93 жыл бұрын
That happened
@Wild_Danimal3 жыл бұрын
WWE truly missed one.
@QoQabai6583 жыл бұрын
WWE doesn’t deserve chael
@theunusualdispenser94743 жыл бұрын
@@theunusualdispenser9474 not these days.
@QoQabai6583 жыл бұрын
@@QoQabai658 Well yeah not for the last 15years
@theunusualdispenser94743 жыл бұрын
@@theunusualdispenser9474 😳
@QoQabai6583 жыл бұрын
Would be a waste. He can actually fight!
@yeahok18393 жыл бұрын
1:02 The way he pops up on the screen like he’s a super villain that just hacked in
@Enderblades Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@paytonthornberry13826 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard thinking there is zero respect for these anchors/johrnalists in Chael's eyes.
@SachBroАй бұрын
Old Uncle Chael is the absolute BEST to ever do it. Still undefeated and undisputed. 49-0 in the ring.
@brettgast2 жыл бұрын
Never lost a round
@TheBswanАй бұрын
The one about Rihanna... God damn this guy is the best
@kaastaway19455 жыл бұрын
How about you don’t say goddamn
@HealthyAndrew4 жыл бұрын
Fucking amazing
@Treatsandthreadscom4 жыл бұрын
@@HealthyAndrew goddamn
@kemosabeusmc4 жыл бұрын
I fell from my chair
@fabionurmagomedov4 жыл бұрын
HealthyAndrew how about you wipe your tears away and go somewhere where there’s no profanity.
@anthonyfranco38544 жыл бұрын
Interesting how he never swears
@AndyPandyLikesCandy6 жыл бұрын
Andrew de Boer he said ass
@blaise44685 жыл бұрын
smart people do not need to curse there are many other terms to use in place of the regular four letter variety.
@garrenhahaha32025 жыл бұрын
Right. He's funny and doesn't need the go with the four letter curse words.
@lonnywalker76495 жыл бұрын
People who hate swearing are fixated on swearing. I didn't notice that Chael wasn't swearing until I read this. I swear a lot, my friends swear a lot, and swear words therefore don't hurt our souls because they're so meaningless to us that we don't even notice when someone is or isn't swearing. So, therefore, in my world these words aren't offensive and I don't need to get upset about them. All you idiots are doing is providing yourselves opportunities to get outraged by noises other people make with their faces.
@RMGWOO5 жыл бұрын
@Tai Lopez you don't understand how to recognize what I'm talking about so how could you recognize the symptoms of schizophrenia? Fucking invalid.
@RMGWOO5 жыл бұрын
He truly is the greatest fighter of all time, undefeated and undisputed. 49 men tried, only 17 were able to walk away after gracing the octagon with the pound for pound king.
@Nomad-972 жыл бұрын
For a guy who made a living getting struck in the head by other professional fighters, he is EXTREMELY sharp, has an amazing vocabulary, and does not studder or have any trouble finding the right words in a split second. Pretty amazing.
@904Anonymous Жыл бұрын
*stutter
@TraubiBauling-xx9jvАй бұрын
@@TraubiBauling-xx9jv stutter deez nutz
@904AnonymousАй бұрын
the straight face when he said "i had to watch him publicly litter " i lost it
@fluktubeyou2 жыл бұрын
Fr lmao!
@Slimmyjimy2 жыл бұрын
We had anarchy, chaos in the streets of westland I saw these things.
@bubblegunsoldier74842 жыл бұрын
As a poor child nonetheless. It's devastating he went through that but it really made him stronger.
@headoftaxreformandpercenta4908 Жыл бұрын
@@bubblegunsoldier7484well first off it’s West Lynn but go on
@CarlosRen177610 ай бұрын
bro i will never understand how he didnt die of laughter instantly
@ujerry_4 ай бұрын
I can't believe his father barely made 100k sometimes. The man is a true survivor.
@joemckee2495 жыл бұрын
You say it like 100k isn’t a lot
@kfcgravy70534 жыл бұрын
KFC GRAVY you obviously don’t get the joke
@hunterbradley97714 жыл бұрын
@@kfcgravy7053 you're an actual moron
@ChuckNorris-em1wm4 жыл бұрын
@@kfcgravy7053 woosh
@mattypuddingfingers65624 жыл бұрын
@KFC GRAVY Sheesh
@javiervarona0014 жыл бұрын
I love Chael realising that Joe is talking about the Nogueirra Borthers bus story. He almost breaks character and laughs at the joke before becoming so deadly serious about it. 🤣🤣🤣
@jacobmiles8770 Жыл бұрын
“He tried to feed a BUS a CARROT” got me dead😂😂
@CocoCrispy_ Жыл бұрын
Was genuine LOL for me. 🤣
@Retrobeemer2 ай бұрын
"Im the reason Waldo is hiding" 🤣🤣 that was hysterical
@vashb64072 жыл бұрын
Who's Waldo?
@symbiosisai Жыл бұрын
@@symbiosisai children's puzzle book character
@vashb6407 Жыл бұрын
@@symbiosisai Jose waldo
@FA-vh2vt Жыл бұрын
@@symbiosisai “where’s Waldo” books. Have to find Waldo in the crowd. With the red and white stripped shirt and hat lol
@CocoCrispy_ Жыл бұрын
@@FA-vh2vt😂😂😂😂
@tedkingsler7050 Жыл бұрын
I love his total & utter denial of a quote he said. Absolutely hilarious
@barringtonfisher876 жыл бұрын
And the quote was harsher than what was actually said.
@zenmar24155 жыл бұрын
A quote must be read exactly as it was said otherwise it's not a quote
@gunner41264 жыл бұрын
I bet he got in trouble for saying it so he was denying it
@Indytelevision4 жыл бұрын
@@Indytelevision No. He was totally Trolling the guy and making everyone laugh.
@Windsblow2 жыл бұрын
@@Indytelevision nope. He was simply misquoted since he said "pat" and the interviewer claims he said: "slap"...and Chael didn't say "wife" he actually said "ol'lady'
@RickAnderson12 жыл бұрын
This guy is the perfect Bruce Wayne. Like he is the real batman. That jaw, the eyes height and combat.
@Qam0012 жыл бұрын
“What would stone cold Steve Austin do?” Is a great way to look at life
@aleiterful2 жыл бұрын
I'm proudly brazilian, and the nogueira story is a masterpiece. As funny as it can get. A piece of excellence.
@johann38663 жыл бұрын
And absolutely, positively, unequivocally True.
@realMaverickBuckley2 жыл бұрын
You get a bus to America for the internet???
@wendijoe27932 жыл бұрын
how the heck can you reply when you guys dont have computers? oh... yeah, chael gave brazil some
@IID2 жыл бұрын
That happened.
@monotech20.142 жыл бұрын
I find it offensive..... but I'm black so I find everything offensive!!!!!
@michaelvoorhees59782 жыл бұрын
Chael is 10 times funnier than Mc Greggor
@oooooooo49635 жыл бұрын
Yeah. You can tell connor is trying way too hard, like hes pumping his chest on Jerry Springer. Chael has it mastered so well that you would think hes a serious asshole piece of shit, even when he goes super over the top. I used to hate the guy until I realized he was just messing around
@dickfitzwelliner28075 жыл бұрын
oOOo oOOo what’s funnier to people is just a matter of opinion and not fact. Me personally I agree with you but, Conor is still funny
@notkingali17984 жыл бұрын
not hard to be
@ArtVandelayOfficial4 жыл бұрын
@@dickfitzwelliner2807 yea.. u can tell u've been watching for about 6-7 months
@joedavys70484 жыл бұрын
But Conor is 10 times richer.
@Mcfc2Rich4 жыл бұрын
He’s a respectful trash talker tht doesn’t curse😂he a beast
@AceOutDoors.2 жыл бұрын
Brass with class lol😂
@veronicasandoval5767 Жыл бұрын
I have to come back to this at least every couple month. I have no idea how Chael keeps a straight face saying all this stuff.
@MansterBear2 жыл бұрын
"you might wanna take the bass out your tone , im not sure who you think youre talking to" LMFAOOO
@kevinwatson39727 жыл бұрын
Kevin Watson 🔥
@chachi36756 жыл бұрын
yuppp lmfao
@GarySmith-ph2qy6 жыл бұрын
Hhahhhahhaha
@Elpipiton5 жыл бұрын
Kevin Watson it was “you might wanna take the bass out of your tone, I’m not sure you know who your talking to” but yes it was absolutely gold
@thomasostrowski92224 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh that's such a good comeback, I first heard that in the 90's and thought it was the greatest way to shut someone up ever, keep it alive!
@papiagua3 жыл бұрын
That bus story with the Nogiera brothers is fcking hilarious.
@frpayawal7 жыл бұрын
Ruel Payawal it's true. I was there.
@thelostpiranha6 жыл бұрын
He stuck a carrot in the grill
@headlesnorseman7015 жыл бұрын
Carrots are the future of renewable energy. Tesla is finished m8
@facilegoose93475 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite one
@gerardovelazquez67855 жыл бұрын
That happened
@4Sim0n45 жыл бұрын
Chael Sonnen is a comedy genius, the man as a delivery that is the stuff of Legends
@yanlaroche902 жыл бұрын
One of the few guys who truly GETS it -- sells every fight like he's in WWE
@dukelukas59652 жыл бұрын
"I'm the reason Waldo is hiding" 😂😂😂
@conners33236 жыл бұрын
People talk about how chael is undefeated but they forget to mention that he never lost a ROUND in his life. A true legend.
@tritonneptune38345 жыл бұрын
Not since Fedor wrekt him..
@LittleHatori5 жыл бұрын
Never lost an entrance👍
@chrispressley11384 жыл бұрын
Try to imagine this man losing ONE SECOND, of one ROUND. It simply cannot be done. Neurons do not fire against Chael P Sonnen. The American Gangster is undisputed in ALL dimensions and hypothetical mental cinemas.
@reformedstoic13204 жыл бұрын
Tori Ellise and his other 13 losses. Not counting the Silva one, but yeah.
@tjgaffney98234 жыл бұрын
@@tjgaffney9823 your mistaken he never lost a fight, and tito clearly tapped
@dominickschrute30844 жыл бұрын
Whenever I had a bad day and I feel a bit down. This is one of my go-to videos, it never fails to cheer me up.
@jrodriguezpelliere Жыл бұрын
"he publicly litters. i had to see this things."
@Daniel-kx7ip7 жыл бұрын
I'm at work right now and let me tell ya holding my laughter in after that line is practically impossible.
@SkuIIKn1ght6 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAH man that shit is too good
@Penny-wl1ui5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Hdz007 omg the story of the twins I choked on my coffee.
@starcrossedwarrioresyale20325 жыл бұрын
“We had Chaos and Anarchy” 😂😂
@spartacus109215 жыл бұрын
@Awesome Liberal gotta be the worst troll attempt I've ever seen... 0/10
@TheDechico5 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he related the horror he witnesses with the litter in HIS neighborhood.
@bradytosh26964 жыл бұрын
He looked so serious about it! 😂😂😂
@rodprops3 жыл бұрын
@@rodprops Have you ever witnessed blatant littering? It's terrifying.
@bigwitt1873 жыл бұрын
@@bigwitt187 😂😂
@rodprops3 жыл бұрын
@@bigwitt187 Exactly! It's easy to laugh about this stuff when you haven't been out on the streets and witnessed the horrors of littering. And don't even get me started on jaywalking, and loitering...
@Changeproductions213 жыл бұрын
@@Changeproductions21 I left out loitering on purpose, I still have nightmares.
@bigwitt1873 жыл бұрын
"Can I touch your hair"......🤣🤣🤣 this guy is f*cking hilarious!!!
@guillermoluna1408 Жыл бұрын
Favorite line of this whole reel: “Lebron is a nerd.”
@WaylonX762 жыл бұрын
Funniest guy on the planet IMHO. Just don’t get how he can manage to keep a straight face. I’ve never seen him crack.
@adaptiveagile6 жыл бұрын
I would have cracked during the jaywalking or twins sharing the car parts. His hard times. lmao
@Mageslayer5 жыл бұрын
He's so fucking hilarious. Has some quick witty insults too. I find him and Connor to be pretty much equally entertaining. Just in different ways. Completely opposite personalitites from each other.
@curiosityl.62615 жыл бұрын
adaptiveagile so true .and pretty tuff to .he had Silva beat.dont know how he didnt let Silva break his fucking arm before tapping 30 seconds over Tokyo and he would have been champion
@robertsmith91865 жыл бұрын
It’s because he lives by what stone cold Steve Austin would do
@mitchellbowman225 жыл бұрын
you'll see Fedor crack his head that's for sure. it's scripture. Fedor wins by KO round 1. you know it, I know it, we all know it.
@ETAisNOW-wn8wx5 жыл бұрын
He literally has the aura, looks, personality and lingo of a of a 1920's Chicago Gangster.
@thepsychicpeach84253 жыл бұрын
I want to see him in a pinstripe suit, fedora and smoking a cigar
@johnsonjj1172 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Benny from fallout new Vegas
@jayroy8682 жыл бұрын
Or Jack Burton on the pork chop express
@dannywholuv2 жыл бұрын
@@dannywholuv lmao bruh thank you you know what old Chael Sonnen always says the only undefeated ufc fighter
@Leodontknowhowtoswim2 жыл бұрын
You must've thought they were smart? Very few mobsters were smart and then the rest were muscle idiots like why idolize such disgusting people
@theapartmentrat38812 жыл бұрын
I always come here to make a good laugh 😂 thank you Uncle Chael for throwing my stress and anxiety away
@johnredlacatan5940 Жыл бұрын
That skit about the hard streets of oregon is one of the funniest things I've ever seen or heard
@jasonk25184 жыл бұрын
djk bro when he said “the cop didn’t do anything... we had anarchy.” I almost cried 😂😭
@MariusMurabito4 жыл бұрын
@@MariusMurabito I thought he was gonna go on to say thats how deep the corruption runs in my town
@marcussvedebo49142 жыл бұрын
Everybody jaywalks all the time where I live and nobody does a thing about it. I myself have probably done it over 1000 times.
@gatekeeperboxing58982 жыл бұрын
Traumatized by public littering on the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon. The mental fortitude of this man. Undefeated. Undisputed.
@zclary9232 жыл бұрын
@@gatekeeperboxing5898 man, that's gotta be a tough neighborhood, and you must be some kind of gang member. Have you ever shot someone during one of those all out, unbridled jaywalking walk-bys ? Or do you prefer to get up close and personal with your lethal weapons registered fists ?
@SuperNiels912 жыл бұрын
Chael Sonnen is absolutely one of the funniest people in UFC history
@FatalHawk97947 жыл бұрын
FatalHawk9794 nah nick and nate diaz are funnier
@zidg40864 жыл бұрын
Patrick Star they’re just retarded
@lukeism24 жыл бұрын
Patrick Star unintentionally though
@goodnamestaken4 жыл бұрын
In the history
@karimsayed62924 жыл бұрын
@@zidg4086 not even close to Chael
@eireabu94863 жыл бұрын
The ufc miss fighters like him, so entertaining, he plays so much well with words, we love uncle Chael ❤️
@TieuMa24 Жыл бұрын
this guy is hilarious and a freakin genius. he's a champion and still undefeated for me
@c-bone578 Жыл бұрын
As a guy from Northern Ireland, I literally cannot stress this enough. He's the funniest man alive. Fucking class
@ivanogilby61744 жыл бұрын
@@bg-zn4gj normally Northern Irish humour is alot different to most other nations, so I was simply highlighting where I'm from and how I get his sense of humour. It's no different from you telling me that you and your mates from Northern Ireland get his humour too 😉be safe
@ivanogilby61743 жыл бұрын
ALex Klassing embarrassing behaviour
@zendayabreeze45473 жыл бұрын
Ivan Ogilby As a Canadian I agree
@cliffroberts17743 жыл бұрын
same
@juanmatemos56953 жыл бұрын
What does Northern Ireland have to do with it? You are right though
@JoolzThePirate3 жыл бұрын
“Jackie Chan is also a bum”😂random insult
@antslayer61403 жыл бұрын
"lebron's a nerd"
@srijanagrawal2552 жыл бұрын
When was that said
@Mrbiigshot2 жыл бұрын
@@Mrbiigshot 2:26
@sean2692 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@nigelnyoni82652 жыл бұрын
My favorite Uncle.
@charmingmarty21053 ай бұрын
“Jackie Chan is also a bum.” Lmfaooo😂
@2Minihats5 жыл бұрын
that caught me off guard and i lost it lmao
@KSH1724 жыл бұрын
Chael is the TROLL GOD..Trolling in sports before it became a trend
@shinsukecorbin4254 жыл бұрын
The only comment I didnt laugh at lol
@N1ckD224 жыл бұрын
He's the best shit talker of all time
@MrScion5007 жыл бұрын
I’d say Ali first, then chael:)
@kevinmason89776 жыл бұрын
MrScion500 truetalker*
@matioch29796 жыл бұрын
He is on steroids like all other UFC fighters. He is making fun of PRIDE even due he can't be a fighter without taking "hormone replacement therapy".
@rebornreborni54555 жыл бұрын
Eternally profound not everyone can be the greatest, you clearly aren't in on what's going on here
@JohnDoe-yt2fn5 жыл бұрын
He was till Conor came around
@tjsmithers38935 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing is the music in the background, very fitting for The American Gangster, Chael P.
@RighteousApache2 жыл бұрын
Seen all of these 100X and its always like the first time. What an absolute legend. Never lost a round.
@ShinzoUchihaX8 ай бұрын
"Anderson Silva YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK" greatest thing anyone has said in a post fight interview
@herbertrafael80014 жыл бұрын
@nestor_el_demente to aboustly nobody 👑
@mattevans52012 жыл бұрын
@@mattevans5201 the double champ does what the FOOK he wants!
@LeaveALikePls2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not surprised mutha f'ers."
@stevedave23622 жыл бұрын
“I’m not impressed by your performance.” - GSP
@desmondblakely2 жыл бұрын
Chael Sonnen is the GOAT Light Heavyweight. Undefeated for 8 years, it has yet to be replicated and never will.
@TheMrdannyharrington7 жыл бұрын
8 years? Are you joking? The man's never lost anything in his life. 39 years undefeated.
@markopolo9587 жыл бұрын
Mark Minnema lol.... very Chael, lol.
@dw3wyant7 жыл бұрын
TheMrdannyharrington PEDs
@BeatzSporting6 жыл бұрын
And currently undefeated as a heavyweight!
@dojoeevanlift96886 жыл бұрын
TheMrdannyharrington Fedor emelianenko went undefeated for over 10 yrs
@velygritte27016 жыл бұрын
Who else starts uncontrollably smiling as soon as the bus story starts lol
@PunkMartyr2 жыл бұрын
Man this guy don't slip with any words! Masterful trash talk! And he doesn't even have to swear!
@chadouellette79011 ай бұрын
The "can I touch your hair?" moment would give SJWs a heart attack these days.
@Quoteunquot34 жыл бұрын
I am black, I may not fuck with trump and them... but I didnt think it was racist or anything. Why do trump people always think everything might be racist? lmao, I mean yea its HELLA white to do that but bro... No one CARES that much
@MsTriggaTre4 жыл бұрын
I think she liked it 😀
@bobloerakker70104 жыл бұрын
Hey dude hair that nice takes effort lol he was admiring
@OnyxWolf474 жыл бұрын
@@MsTriggaTre wtf are you talking about?! Nothing to do with race but you blacks got to mention it every 2 minutes. He means a male touching a women. That hard to understand?
@freeaudiobooks74694 жыл бұрын
@@MsTriggaTre may I ask you question? why in America they decide for black what offends you and what doesn't?
@agnstotrst70404 жыл бұрын
HE PUBLICLY LITTERED I HAD TO ENDURE THAT
@curtisbaker43256 жыл бұрын
There will never be another one like him, unique
@Juanirva2 жыл бұрын
How is this guy not in more movies? Guy is a natural actor.
@sendthemeteormeow2 жыл бұрын
"There were years when my father didn't make $100,000.... Well barely made $100,000!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
@JahEerie5 жыл бұрын
That whole thing had me dying bro. Like better than any stand up I seen lmao
@powerowl21204 жыл бұрын
Dowhat Iwant What??
@retseh4 жыл бұрын
@Dowhat Iwant spoken like a person who has no job lol
@mdb10104 жыл бұрын
@Dowhat Iwant ye ye yeah welfare doesn't count boomer
@mdb10104 жыл бұрын
Dowhat Iwant sure pal
@justincase46134 жыл бұрын
"He thought it was a horse" lmfao how can he keep a straight face im dead
@weemark187 жыл бұрын
that's one of the things that impresses me the most. He really could be a comedy actor and comedian. There's no doubt. He's so good with his delivery and timing. Also, look at that American Gangster story where he's talking about the mean streets of West Linn. That's good comedy acting right there. He seriously has talent. Somebody smart is gonna put him in a comedy movie or show, and it's gonna be gold.
@HugoStiglitz886 жыл бұрын
i replayed it like 5 times dude i died laughing so hard
@chriscrooks56016 жыл бұрын
“He tried to feed a bus a carrot, and now you’re trying to tell me that country has computers??” I. Am. Crying.
@householder68765 жыл бұрын
"That Happened"
@PhreshFifaHD5 жыл бұрын
3:45 redirect of the question is legendary
@gawaniwhitecrow27312 жыл бұрын
Funniest moment was the one reporter saying "Jon Jones is a really nice guy behind the scenes". I saw that years ago and still laugh today.
@Cobra85291 Жыл бұрын
Had to come back to this after his retirement. Undefeated and undisputed - a truly special career. Thanks for it all Chael.
@ballinhamster31704 жыл бұрын
Also here after his retirement... LOL
@imranvo4 жыл бұрын
If he lost to Machida, we could kinda see it coming, but it's still very hard to process. Just bingewatching his video's on youtube, shit gets to me more than it should.
@No_U_W_U4 жыл бұрын
He isnt without a loss and never won a belt lol
@Jason22Douce4 жыл бұрын
Jason Doucette undisputed buddy.
@nnjapanda77854 жыл бұрын
UNDEFEATED UNDISPUTED
@mattpiahana20384 жыл бұрын
Chael Sonnen "I follow a different rule, what would Stone Cold Steve Austin do?" Hilarious
@lordtobias82227 жыл бұрын
Stone cold would flip off anybody that told him what to do
@kylethompson93685 жыл бұрын
I died.lol
@neildoyle96065 жыл бұрын
Lord Tobias yh i didnt get that part lol could u plz explain it to me
@Tg-gz8qt5 жыл бұрын
The Sage Steel interview is one of the best promos ever cut. Lolol
@Veal4410 ай бұрын
This is gold, absolute gold! Thank you!!
@willd6515 Жыл бұрын
"I am the reason waldo is hiding"
@riedstep5 жыл бұрын
"LeBrons a nerd" I'm dead😂
@cadencressman4 жыл бұрын
The way Chael nerd with so much confidence
@kloutmasta20324 жыл бұрын
Caden Cressman 😂😂
@jarenlarue2034 жыл бұрын
Best moment in my opinion. Only three words but absolutely hilarious and alpha.
@PatrickPierceBateman3 жыл бұрын
Chael is truly my hero! Not only is he a true badass, but he's one of if not THE funniest man in the MMA!
@kevmodee18662 жыл бұрын
The largest arm, the greatest charm and all the harm.😂😂
@franko692 жыл бұрын
The thing with Chael is that there's an air of light heartedness about his trash talking.. Conor seems vicious and like he's really trying to hurt his opponents mentally, which is fair enough, he is hilarious but its got a really nasty vibe. Chael is just hilarious and kind of arrogantly charming at the same time.. much more likeable.
@MrSpicyTits5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@buffoonustroglodytus46885 жыл бұрын
His character is the rich privileged kid we all hate. Plays it to perfection. Chael Sonnen. Born to win.
@seekn.destroy40644 жыл бұрын
MrSpicyTits that's a damn great observation
@youigit51904 жыл бұрын
Spot on mate.
@GD-xn6jw4 жыл бұрын
Conor was hilarious until the Khabib buildup.
@vCLOWNSHOESv4 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize his tough up bringing in the streets of Oregon. A true surviver...
@SupernaturalBeingsofEarth7 жыл бұрын
This is what it looks like when you’re the smartest guy in the room- in any room, for your whole life 😂
@mart14k2 жыл бұрын
God Bless Chael! Funny, intelligent......and a great fighter.
@michaelpuckett37172 жыл бұрын
6:35 the way he smirks, and says "that happened" is the best Uncle Chael moment ever
@jebivjetar56234 жыл бұрын
Joe's laugh is the best 😂
@kiranbabu34263 жыл бұрын
The rare moment of us seeing Chael out of character
@danielberretta18333 жыл бұрын
Legendary delivery
@offended3232 жыл бұрын
that might even be funnier than the original story itself. the first time i heard it, i damn near shit myself laughing.
@brianheidel45502 жыл бұрын
@@danielberretta1833 and he got back into it so quickly 😆
@benpietrzykowski92162 жыл бұрын
“First off take that bass out your voice!”
@joshuauribe64174 жыл бұрын
Chael sounded like he was going to cry when he was talking about the cop letting a guy j walk or his dad making less than 100k a year 😂 god he's hands down the most entertaining prize fighter of all time
@dosidicusgigas1376 Жыл бұрын
That literally had me in tears laughing🤣🤣🤣 The mean streets of Oregon 🤣🤣🤣 I needed that 🤣🤣
@seanlee93012 жыл бұрын
His speaking is a amazing no stuttering or filler words that's really amazing
@ericoung46025 жыл бұрын
hes really smart
@francismclean55644 жыл бұрын
He's clearly the most intelligent fighter in mma.
@vCLOWNSHOESv4 жыл бұрын
The greatest i've ever heard. That's not an exaggeration i've never heard him misspeak, stutter, mess up line. Absolutely once in a lifetime
@Igor-sl7ze3 жыл бұрын
12:32
@grim5113 Жыл бұрын
2:13
@HK_47 Жыл бұрын
When he started talking about his "hardships" from his childhood. I was rolling. Lmbo
@michaelmidax81082 жыл бұрын
4:58 gets me every time..Chael is too smooth
@jschoma112 жыл бұрын
Chael the original troll of UFC.
@robert26247 жыл бұрын
Robert yes
@douglasmacneil44746 жыл бұрын
Now it's blatantly obvious to me how Colby Covington just tries to copy Chael Sonnen but can't emulate his wits, he just rambles on and on.
@najib90934 жыл бұрын
"Muscle, steel and sex appeal" springs to mind!
@danielcooke70894 жыл бұрын
Sucks that the one fighter to publicly support Donald Trump is an annoying hack...when it comes to his words I mean.
@CastroEulis1453 жыл бұрын
Castro Eulis hell of a fighter tho, shout out to Colby
@jakegraham37583 жыл бұрын
Respect for Colby though for not showing his belly anytime swjs start schreeching
Limited Edition Conor McGregor Motivational T-shirt: 7c43fa-2.myshopify.com/ Appreciate the support.
Chael "29-15-1" Sonnen 29 wins 15 people killed 1 continents destroyed (Atlantis) Truly the best ever!
Bro said Atlantis 💀
☠️
Nice!!
Actually those 15 people killed were relived from their mortal duties by Mr sonnen
@@MrSagarcool14 boooo you ruined a joke
This is not trash talking This is stand up comedy
Stand up comedy gold!
Everybody uses hiis stuff. They just word it different
and its non....fucking...stop, great material.
Lol...good one
so scripted it's genuine
He trolled everybody.
I never really liked Chael but after hearing about his tough childhood and life struggles I'm literally in tears.
really??
@@AnjuMaximoff really bro
@@AnjuMaximoff It's a joke dude 😂
Bruh, portland did have anarchy during covid. Remember?
I couldn't imagine having to grow up that rough. To just sit there and see someone just publicly litter. Too crazy for me 😂
Has Chael ever stuttered a word or missed a line?! The guy is a masterful speaker!
Yeah if you watch some of his real interviews his laser focus is like he's reading off a teleprompter
Nah, when he was talking to Lansberg, he said "capitalistic." That hurt my ears. Buy, yea, certainly an exception to his normally well polished patter.
@@kiisu74 capitalistic is a word
It only begs the question how good is he really?
Keith Brandsma What did he say wrong?
Reporter: "You havnt fought at light heavyweight since 2005." Chael: "No, i havnt LOST at light heavyweight since 2005."
Hes not lying
"Longest light heavyweight unbeaten streak in the company right now"
Hell Yeah
That is one damn witty line
“Longest undefeated streak in the company today...8 years.”
“barely a 100 grand” “and sure we had a maid, but she only came twice a week” brooo he’s literally the funniest🤣🤣, i wish i would of seen this run live😭
Ah I would’ve been his biggest fan.. we need another one like him.
"and sure we had a roof on our head, and sure we had enough food in the fridge, and sure our parents had enough money to pay for our school, my training and graduation, but what about the things a middle class family can't afford?"
@@edvinparmeza1298 that's the entire joke
@@thepeoplebrothers8017 muhammad ali & michael bisping
@@edvinparmeza1298 bruh🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
*“Tell another jackal story”* Literally the funniest quote I’ve seen
Tito is a total dipshit , tries too hard to be intelligent
Actually, the quote holds little to no weight without the context of the situation in which it was used
@@lil_keybo Yo you’re bringing a machine gun to a snowball fight lol
@@lil_keybo youre such a clown lol
@@hunterpaul136 well when people are literally using the word 'literally' wrong, it awakens the grammar Nazi inside of me.
Ariel:chael, it's good to see You. Chael: it's good to be seen.
KIWI LAD lmao I must have missed that part 😂😂😂😂
@@misspacino4081 It wasn't in this video but it's the opening to the Ariel Helwani interview where he says the Noguera brothers thought a bus was a horse
kzhead.info/sun/pdlvppVuoHRmdmw/bejne.html
@@adarsh5647 thank you
One of his best lines
a guy that can entertain without cursing a single time is the champ of trash talk.
steven w fuck you
14:43
That's why hes the best at it
He does tho
Tupac Nation ok shit is just naturally occurring fecal matter then dumbass
I must’ve been living under a rock for years because I’ve only just discovered this guy… and he’s bloody hilarious
Same lmao I've been watching his videos the whole day
You not the only lol
Same
Same here ,what a character. My introduction to him was from a Tito Ortiz ain't too smart video . " Let's hear another jackal story " I was rolling with laughter
You would love him MORE 😭
That Rhianna line absolutely murdered lol, literally got looked at laughing in public
The Rihanna joke was genius. I wouldnt be able to deliver a joke like that without dying of laughter.
I'm your 666th like. OOOOH, SPOOKY! 😈😂😂
I dont get it but it was funny
@@juanmatemos5695 Rihanna got famous bc she got beat up by Chris Brown lol
Kevin From Sales she was already famous before all of that lol
@@kevinfromsales6842 she was a minor celeb at the time the Chris brown incident really rocketed her fame as it were. Chris brown was everywhere and while Rihanna was popular not to the extent he was and the incident spread her name everywhere.
“I’m the reason why Waldo is hiding”
It gets me everytime hahahahahahaha
Damn right.
Classic
Good shit
Who the fuck is Waldo?
Chael Sonnen is the stand up comedian Brendan Schaub wishes he could be .
ice cold
Dicey dicey
Chael makes Brendan look like Hans Kim.
I wish people like this came around more often. Chael is a true entertainer
If there was more people like Chael, he wouldn't special. Chael is one of a kind!
And people think McGregor started the trash talking greatness.
McGregor can actually trash talk, Sonnen is a fuckin idiot not even funny.
Bias is Bias m8
Raijinn fook you
Derrick BLACK BEAST UP IN THIS HO Lewis If I want you to talk I'll squeeze your fuckin head
Nobody thinks that. lol why are you making shit up to get likes?
Chael Sonnen is the definition of "once in a lifetime"
I'm pretty sure chael lives forever
Beautiful Man 😍 . I love him ❤️
Once in a Chael
He definitely watched WWF
@O.W. Lichtenberg He's too real for that
It’s crazy how chael is significantly funnier and more witty than most comedians as a fighter
“217 of muscle, steel, and sex appeal.” Going in for the steal. This is pure gold.
“He tried to feed a bus a carrot and your telling me that the country has computers” hahahah
when roe asked him and chael didnt back down from his story..... fukn comedy gold. thats how the best do it
lol
🤣🤣🤣
Reporter: "You havnt fought at light heavyweight since 2005." Chael: "No, i havnt LOST at light heavyweight since 2005."
That happened
WWE truly missed one.
WWE doesn’t deserve chael
@@theunusualdispenser9474 not these days.
@@QoQabai658 Well yeah not for the last 15years
@@theunusualdispenser9474 😳
Would be a waste. He can actually fight!
1:02 The way he pops up on the screen like he’s a super villain that just hacked in
😂😂😂
I laughed so hard thinking there is zero respect for these anchors/johrnalists in Chael's eyes.
Old Uncle Chael is the absolute BEST to ever do it. Still undefeated and undisputed. 49-0 in the ring.
Never lost a round
The one about Rihanna... God damn this guy is the best
How about you don’t say goddamn
Fucking amazing
@@HealthyAndrew goddamn
I fell from my chair
HealthyAndrew how about you wipe your tears away and go somewhere where there’s no profanity.
Interesting how he never swears
Andrew de Boer he said ass
smart people do not need to curse there are many other terms to use in place of the regular four letter variety.
Right. He's funny and doesn't need the go with the four letter curse words.
People who hate swearing are fixated on swearing. I didn't notice that Chael wasn't swearing until I read this. I swear a lot, my friends swear a lot, and swear words therefore don't hurt our souls because they're so meaningless to us that we don't even notice when someone is or isn't swearing. So, therefore, in my world these words aren't offensive and I don't need to get upset about them. All you idiots are doing is providing yourselves opportunities to get outraged by noises other people make with their faces.
@Tai Lopez you don't understand how to recognize what I'm talking about so how could you recognize the symptoms of schizophrenia? Fucking invalid.
He truly is the greatest fighter of all time, undefeated and undisputed. 49 men tried, only 17 were able to walk away after gracing the octagon with the pound for pound king.
For a guy who made a living getting struck in the head by other professional fighters, he is EXTREMELY sharp, has an amazing vocabulary, and does not studder or have any trouble finding the right words in a split second. Pretty amazing.
*stutter
@@TraubiBauling-xx9jv stutter deez nutz
the straight face when he said "i had to watch him publicly litter " i lost it
Fr lmao!
We had anarchy, chaos in the streets of westland I saw these things.
As a poor child nonetheless. It's devastating he went through that but it really made him stronger.
@@bubblegunsoldier7484well first off it’s West Lynn but go on
bro i will never understand how he didnt die of laughter instantly
I can't believe his father barely made 100k sometimes. The man is a true survivor.
You say it like 100k isn’t a lot
KFC GRAVY you obviously don’t get the joke
@@kfcgravy7053 you're an actual moron
@@kfcgravy7053 woosh
@KFC GRAVY Sheesh
I love Chael realising that Joe is talking about the Nogueirra Borthers bus story. He almost breaks character and laughs at the joke before becoming so deadly serious about it. 🤣🤣🤣
“He tried to feed a BUS a CARROT” got me dead😂😂
Was genuine LOL for me. 🤣
"Im the reason Waldo is hiding" 🤣🤣 that was hysterical
Who's Waldo?
@@symbiosisai children's puzzle book character
@@symbiosisai Jose waldo
@@symbiosisai “where’s Waldo” books. Have to find Waldo in the crowd. With the red and white stripped shirt and hat lol
@@FA-vh2vt😂😂😂😂
I love his total & utter denial of a quote he said. Absolutely hilarious
And the quote was harsher than what was actually said.
A quote must be read exactly as it was said otherwise it's not a quote
I bet he got in trouble for saying it so he was denying it
@@Indytelevision No. He was totally Trolling the guy and making everyone laugh.
@@Indytelevision nope. He was simply misquoted since he said "pat" and the interviewer claims he said: "slap"...and Chael didn't say "wife" he actually said "ol'lady'
This guy is the perfect Bruce Wayne. Like he is the real batman. That jaw, the eyes height and combat.
“What would stone cold Steve Austin do?” Is a great way to look at life
I'm proudly brazilian, and the nogueira story is a masterpiece. As funny as it can get. A piece of excellence.
And absolutely, positively, unequivocally True.
You get a bus to America for the internet???
how the heck can you reply when you guys dont have computers? oh... yeah, chael gave brazil some
That happened.
I find it offensive..... but I'm black so I find everything offensive!!!!!
Chael is 10 times funnier than Mc Greggor
Yeah. You can tell connor is trying way too hard, like hes pumping his chest on Jerry Springer. Chael has it mastered so well that you would think hes a serious asshole piece of shit, even when he goes super over the top. I used to hate the guy until I realized he was just messing around
oOOo oOOo what’s funnier to people is just a matter of opinion and not fact. Me personally I agree with you but, Conor is still funny
not hard to be
@@dickfitzwelliner2807 yea.. u can tell u've been watching for about 6-7 months
But Conor is 10 times richer.
He’s a respectful trash talker tht doesn’t curse😂he a beast
Brass with class lol😂
I have to come back to this at least every couple month. I have no idea how Chael keeps a straight face saying all this stuff.
"you might wanna take the bass out your tone , im not sure who you think youre talking to" LMFAOOO
Kevin Watson 🔥
yuppp lmfao
Hhahhhahhaha
Kevin Watson it was “you might wanna take the bass out of your tone, I’m not sure you know who your talking to” but yes it was absolutely gold
Ahhhh that's such a good comeback, I first heard that in the 90's and thought it was the greatest way to shut someone up ever, keep it alive!
That bus story with the Nogiera brothers is fcking hilarious.
Ruel Payawal it's true. I was there.
He stuck a carrot in the grill
Carrots are the future of renewable energy. Tesla is finished m8
That's my favorite one
That happened
Chael Sonnen is a comedy genius, the man as a delivery that is the stuff of Legends
One of the few guys who truly GETS it -- sells every fight like he's in WWE
"I'm the reason Waldo is hiding" 😂😂😂
People talk about how chael is undefeated but they forget to mention that he never lost a ROUND in his life. A true legend.
Not since Fedor wrekt him..
Never lost an entrance👍
Try to imagine this man losing ONE SECOND, of one ROUND. It simply cannot be done. Neurons do not fire against Chael P Sonnen. The American Gangster is undisputed in ALL dimensions and hypothetical mental cinemas.
Tori Ellise and his other 13 losses. Not counting the Silva one, but yeah.
@@tjgaffney9823 your mistaken he never lost a fight, and tito clearly tapped
Whenever I had a bad day and I feel a bit down. This is one of my go-to videos, it never fails to cheer me up.
"he publicly litters. i had to see this things."
I'm at work right now and let me tell ya holding my laughter in after that line is practically impossible.
HAHAHAHAHAH man that shit is too good
Daniel Hdz007 omg the story of the twins I choked on my coffee.
“We had Chaos and Anarchy” 😂😂
@Awesome Liberal gotta be the worst troll attempt I've ever seen... 0/10
I lost it when he related the horror he witnesses with the litter in HIS neighborhood.
He looked so serious about it! 😂😂😂
@@rodprops Have you ever witnessed blatant littering? It's terrifying.
@@bigwitt187 😂😂
@@bigwitt187 Exactly! It's easy to laugh about this stuff when you haven't been out on the streets and witnessed the horrors of littering. And don't even get me started on jaywalking, and loitering...
@@Changeproductions21 I left out loitering on purpose, I still have nightmares.
"Can I touch your hair"......🤣🤣🤣 this guy is f*cking hilarious!!!
Favorite line of this whole reel: “Lebron is a nerd.”
Funniest guy on the planet IMHO. Just don’t get how he can manage to keep a straight face. I’ve never seen him crack.
I would have cracked during the jaywalking or twins sharing the car parts. His hard times. lmao
He's so fucking hilarious. Has some quick witty insults too. I find him and Connor to be pretty much equally entertaining. Just in different ways. Completely opposite personalitites from each other.
adaptiveagile so true .and pretty tuff to .he had Silva beat.dont know how he didnt let Silva break his fucking arm before tapping 30 seconds over Tokyo and he would have been champion
It’s because he lives by what stone cold Steve Austin would do
you'll see Fedor crack his head that's for sure. it's scripture. Fedor wins by KO round 1. you know it, I know it, we all know it.
He literally has the aura, looks, personality and lingo of a of a 1920's Chicago Gangster.
I want to see him in a pinstripe suit, fedora and smoking a cigar
Reminds me of Benny from fallout new Vegas
Or Jack Burton on the pork chop express
@@dannywholuv lmao bruh thank you you know what old Chael Sonnen always says the only undefeated ufc fighter
You must've thought they were smart? Very few mobsters were smart and then the rest were muscle idiots like why idolize such disgusting people
I always come here to make a good laugh 😂 thank you Uncle Chael for throwing my stress and anxiety away
That skit about the hard streets of oregon is one of the funniest things I've ever seen or heard
djk bro when he said “the cop didn’t do anything... we had anarchy.” I almost cried 😂😭
@@MariusMurabito I thought he was gonna go on to say thats how deep the corruption runs in my town
Everybody jaywalks all the time where I live and nobody does a thing about it. I myself have probably done it over 1000 times.
Traumatized by public littering on the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon. The mental fortitude of this man. Undefeated. Undisputed.
@@gatekeeperboxing5898 man, that's gotta be a tough neighborhood, and you must be some kind of gang member. Have you ever shot someone during one of those all out, unbridled jaywalking walk-bys ? Or do you prefer to get up close and personal with your lethal weapons registered fists ?
Chael Sonnen is absolutely one of the funniest people in UFC history
FatalHawk9794 nah nick and nate diaz are funnier
Patrick Star they’re just retarded
Patrick Star unintentionally though
In the history
@@zidg4086 not even close to Chael
The ufc miss fighters like him, so entertaining, he plays so much well with words, we love uncle Chael ❤️
this guy is hilarious and a freakin genius. he's a champion and still undefeated for me
As a guy from Northern Ireland, I literally cannot stress this enough. He's the funniest man alive. Fucking class
@@bg-zn4gj normally Northern Irish humour is alot different to most other nations, so I was simply highlighting where I'm from and how I get his sense of humour. It's no different from you telling me that you and your mates from Northern Ireland get his humour too 😉be safe
ALex Klassing embarrassing behaviour
Ivan Ogilby As a Canadian I agree
same
What does Northern Ireland have to do with it? You are right though
“Jackie Chan is also a bum”😂random insult
"lebron's a nerd"
When was that said
@@Mrbiigshot 2:26
🤣😂🤣
My favorite Uncle.
“Jackie Chan is also a bum.” Lmfaooo😂
that caught me off guard and i lost it lmao
Chael is the TROLL GOD..Trolling in sports before it became a trend
The only comment I didnt laugh at lol
He's the best shit talker of all time
I’d say Ali first, then chael:)
MrScion500 truetalker*
He is on steroids like all other UFC fighters. He is making fun of PRIDE even due he can't be a fighter without taking "hormone replacement therapy".
Eternally profound not everyone can be the greatest, you clearly aren't in on what's going on here
He was till Conor came around
My favorite thing is the music in the background, very fitting for The American Gangster, Chael P.
Seen all of these 100X and its always like the first time. What an absolute legend. Never lost a round.
"Anderson Silva YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK" greatest thing anyone has said in a post fight interview
@nestor_el_demente to aboustly nobody 👑
@@mattevans5201 the double champ does what the FOOK he wants!
"I'm not surprised mutha f'ers."
“I’m not impressed by your performance.” - GSP
Chael Sonnen is the GOAT Light Heavyweight. Undefeated for 8 years, it has yet to be replicated and never will.
8 years? Are you joking? The man's never lost anything in his life. 39 years undefeated.
Mark Minnema lol.... very Chael, lol.
TheMrdannyharrington PEDs
And currently undefeated as a heavyweight!
TheMrdannyharrington Fedor emelianenko went undefeated for over 10 yrs
Who else starts uncontrollably smiling as soon as the bus story starts lol
Man this guy don't slip with any words! Masterful trash talk! And he doesn't even have to swear!
The "can I touch your hair?" moment would give SJWs a heart attack these days.
I am black, I may not fuck with trump and them... but I didnt think it was racist or anything. Why do trump people always think everything might be racist? lmao, I mean yea its HELLA white to do that but bro... No one CARES that much
I think she liked it 😀
Hey dude hair that nice takes effort lol he was admiring
@@MsTriggaTre wtf are you talking about?! Nothing to do with race but you blacks got to mention it every 2 minutes. He means a male touching a women. That hard to understand?
@@MsTriggaTre may I ask you question? why in America they decide for black what offends you and what doesn't?
HE PUBLICLY LITTERED I HAD TO ENDURE THAT
There will never be another one like him, unique
How is this guy not in more movies? Guy is a natural actor.
"There were years when my father didn't make $100,000.... Well barely made $100,000!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
That whole thing had me dying bro. Like better than any stand up I seen lmao
Dowhat Iwant What??
@Dowhat Iwant spoken like a person who has no job lol
@Dowhat Iwant ye ye yeah welfare doesn't count boomer
Dowhat Iwant sure pal
"He thought it was a horse" lmfao how can he keep a straight face im dead
that's one of the things that impresses me the most. He really could be a comedy actor and comedian. There's no doubt. He's so good with his delivery and timing. Also, look at that American Gangster story where he's talking about the mean streets of West Linn. That's good comedy acting right there. He seriously has talent. Somebody smart is gonna put him in a comedy movie or show, and it's gonna be gold.
i replayed it like 5 times dude i died laughing so hard
“He tried to feed a bus a carrot, and now you’re trying to tell me that country has computers??” I. Am. Crying.
"That Happened"
3:45 redirect of the question is legendary
Funniest moment was the one reporter saying "Jon Jones is a really nice guy behind the scenes". I saw that years ago and still laugh today.
Had to come back to this after his retirement. Undefeated and undisputed - a truly special career. Thanks for it all Chael.
Also here after his retirement... LOL
If he lost to Machida, we could kinda see it coming, but it's still very hard to process. Just bingewatching his video's on youtube, shit gets to me more than it should.
He isnt without a loss and never won a belt lol
Jason Doucette undisputed buddy.
UNDEFEATED UNDISPUTED
Chael Sonnen "I follow a different rule, what would Stone Cold Steve Austin do?" Hilarious
Stone cold would flip off anybody that told him what to do
I died.lol
Lord Tobias yh i didnt get that part lol could u plz explain it to me
The Sage Steel interview is one of the best promos ever cut. Lolol
This is gold, absolute gold! Thank you!!
"I am the reason waldo is hiding"
"LeBrons a nerd" I'm dead😂
The way Chael nerd with so much confidence
Caden Cressman 😂😂
Best moment in my opinion. Only three words but absolutely hilarious and alpha.
Chael is truly my hero! Not only is he a true badass, but he's one of if not THE funniest man in the MMA!
The largest arm, the greatest charm and all the harm.😂😂
The thing with Chael is that there's an air of light heartedness about his trash talking.. Conor seems vicious and like he's really trying to hurt his opponents mentally, which is fair enough, he is hilarious but its got a really nasty vibe. Chael is just hilarious and kind of arrogantly charming at the same time.. much more likeable.
Agreed
His character is the rich privileged kid we all hate. Plays it to perfection. Chael Sonnen. Born to win.
MrSpicyTits that's a damn great observation
Spot on mate.
Conor was hilarious until the Khabib buildup.
I didn't realize his tough up bringing in the streets of Oregon. A true surviver...
This is what it looks like when you’re the smartest guy in the room- in any room, for your whole life 😂
God Bless Chael! Funny, intelligent......and a great fighter.
6:35 the way he smirks, and says "that happened" is the best Uncle Chael moment ever
Joe's laugh is the best 😂
The rare moment of us seeing Chael out of character
Legendary delivery
that might even be funnier than the original story itself. the first time i heard it, i damn near shit myself laughing.
@@danielberretta1833 and he got back into it so quickly 😆
“First off take that bass out your voice!”
Chael sounded like he was going to cry when he was talking about the cop letting a guy j walk or his dad making less than 100k a year 😂 god he's hands down the most entertaining prize fighter of all time
That literally had me in tears laughing🤣🤣🤣 The mean streets of Oregon 🤣🤣🤣 I needed that 🤣🤣
His speaking is a amazing no stuttering or filler words that's really amazing
hes really smart
He's clearly the most intelligent fighter in mma.
The greatest i've ever heard. That's not an exaggeration i've never heard him misspeak, stutter, mess up line. Absolutely once in a lifetime
12:32
2:13
When he started talking about his "hardships" from his childhood. I was rolling. Lmbo
4:58 gets me every time..Chael is too smooth
Chael the original troll of UFC.
Robert yes
Now it's blatantly obvious to me how Colby Covington just tries to copy Chael Sonnen but can't emulate his wits, he just rambles on and on.
"Muscle, steel and sex appeal" springs to mind!
Sucks that the one fighter to publicly support Donald Trump is an annoying hack...when it comes to his words I mean.
Castro Eulis hell of a fighter tho, shout out to Colby
Respect for Colby though for not showing his belly anytime swjs start schreeching
They are friends. Chael gives him tips and shit