In this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Statman Dave are putting on their tinfoil hats and exploring all things conspiracy….football conspiracies that is.
No stone is left unturned - from FC Barcelona giving journey routes to Syrian rebels, to the glorious Carlos Kaiser who managed to have a glittering 13 year career whilst avoiding to play a single game...We have really doubled down on this one!
We also have a WORLDWIDE EXCLUSIVE with one of the chef’s from the infamous ‘Lasagna-gate’ scandal which rocked the world of football in 2006 when the Spurs squad fell down with a mysterious illness after eating Lasagna and Spaghetti Bol the night before playing West Ham - costing them a top four finish
We hope you enjoy this episode of, That Peter Crouch Podcast
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I’m in tears laughing at Chris trying to keep it together in the lasagna section 😂😂😂😂
This is the greatest podcast episode ever, the part just before the Barca -Syria story, where they’re throwing Dave under the bus is comedy gold, could not stop laughing
I really wish these were a bit longer, like touching an hour but i understand that shorter pods may be better for the longterm. Its amazing how fresh the podcast feels despite there not being too much emphasis on current news
Lasagnegate investigative section was epic lads! 😂😂
Apparently this Peter Crouch didn't just come back stronger he came back stronger from the future to lead this podcast on a different path
Beat it nerd
great laugh as always, you can always rely on Crouchie
I remember Supat Rungratsamee he played for Portsmouth but his age changed on championship manager year on year. Getting younger. I think there was another player at Portsmouth that this happened as well, but I can't remember much more.
7:48 Sadly Jesters don’t do cockles anymore but I they do do tequila omelettes and luminous cocktails. Chris do you remember the four corners challenge, the twobicle or when the toilets flooding the bar staff sweeping out the piss into the outside drains?
Grim lol
Love these 5am podcasts
Sometimes a guy comes to help my work out "john can" he's useless so we call him "john can't"
ricardo fuller used to love student night in nantwich when he played for stoke, so did pennant! :D
Class
I was worried you were gone but you're back stronger
"If you can't shithouse on a pen, what is the actual point of being a goalkeeper" 😂
Peter can't carry a straight face talking to the mouse...🤣🤣🤣🤣
great ep :)
Chris why would you hear of Tommy Walsh 😂 Great pod lads as always.
I've been an amateur keeper for 25+ years and I'll shithouse on penalties until I retire With the R9 conspiracy if he did just have a seizure before the game it would explain why he played so shit. I've suffered with grand mal seizures for a while and they leave me wiped out for a day or two after let alone playing footy 3 hours later in a world cup final
Have you been food poisoned by a lasagne as well mate? Just checking as you might be on to win this week's Peter Crouch Bingo
@@peterbissett3997 nah you're better off asking Garfield
You must use the post to clear your boots that's what keepers do to clear their studs.
The Robert Jarni transfer to Coventry was a conspiracy that is pretty much confirmed at this point, Real Betis didn't want to sell him to another Spanish club so Real Madrid organised for Cov to buy him and then immediately bought him from Cov.
I’ve never heard about that before. I can’t claim its a lie. Interesting though. I remember Robert Jarni.
Good episode
4k Peter Crouch let's go
Jumping jacks 🤣 i remember that place, was far too young to get in haha
Oranges contain Vitamin C which can help lessen the effects of psychedelic trips. A friend told me once
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Yes ectasy reverses the effects.
Banter - Cockle Man "Have you got crabs?"
Imagine the hair net that chef needs to wear!
Tommy Walsh is doing well now 😊 is working on the BBC on “homes under the hammer” with Dion 👍
Jesters in Plymouth very similar to Jesters in Southampton 😂
More credit needs to go to the GOAT Andrew Redmayne! They introduced a rulechange to just to give strikers a chance from the spot!!!!!!!
Those pints are NURSED
Is it just me or does the chefs disguised voice sound like Rio Ferdinand
Back stronger!
#Chumbawamba Fingaz
Don’t think I’ve laughed as much in my life at the lasagne section
Grobbelaar - classic shithousery re penalties 😂
5am uploads!
We had a cockle man in Nottingham all the way up until 2 years ago the man sadly passed away he was in is 80s he had been selling cockles in the town for 25 years
9:50 clearly don't know who Andrew Redmayne is
Statman Dave trying to flex the guns early doors
Thinks he is a big man. Bet he can't even bench press 80kg
@@StatmanDave I think you got it in you.
Pretty sure it was Newcastle United's Kieran Tripper doing the penalty thing first before anyone. #factcheck
Sick as a marriot😂😂😂😂
Matey sounds like Dion Dublin
What nightclub in Belgium was this?
Crouchy when I move from Heathrow area to Stubbington you were at Portsmouth I rang a wrong number and it was you, and I was at the first home game you played at Dulwich I bet you don’t know who it was against.
I believe the chef
I believe Tommy Walsh had Throat Cancer a while ago, luckily he was cleared, but to reiterate the boy's views, I hope he's doing well.
Chris have you done the four corners challenge in Jesters?
I am listening...
@@StatmanDave Got to leave a different bodily fluid in each corner of the club without getting caught 😂😂
What a challenge. Can't imagine how the fuck anyone manages to get the 4th out in a club though hahahaha
@@jackgreen3978 they all hard except saliva but you could do them in the toilet then deposit them.
@@andrewmartin2103 piss blood and saliva I think could be easy to hide
The chef is Dion Dublin
Dion Dublin is also a true legend.
Magnets in the balls connected to the goal.
I remember lasagnegate. Saved our asses tbf. Destroyed theirs 😅
Phil Jones comes to mind about a legend who doesn't play
Peter crouch was pretty good back in the day. Too bad there were so many legends shining at the same time.
Leicester city have had a few players to just pretend to be footballers Conrad Logan 14 years at Leicester. Never played a game Mark Schwarzer won the league at Chelsea in 2015 without playing a single minute, then went to Leicester and won the league in 2016 there without playing a single minute. #parched How do you like those apples stat man Dave 😂
Part and parcel
CONFIRMED BY THE INTERNET. SO, ITS TRUE THEN. 😂😂
That's where spurs fans start chanting. Take it off, take it off, take it off take it off😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
that was a super cute furry head. can i trade it you for charlie adam's boots (that you have already)?
feels illegal to be this early
Stark: "It'd be nice to hear from a goalkeeper..." Crouch: "...or not" then proceeds to giggle for the next ten seconds. Gold
Great performance Dave👍
U get in trouble for conspiracys because they are usually true
Surely eating fish whilst on the lash will not make you come back stronger . I know us men are looking for abit of fishy fingers but that’s another level
Statman Dave is playing the fox!!!
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Shark = jumped
The bloke on the left needs to shut it, let crouchy speak matey
Think your looking for the Peter Crouch audio book mate
Me too. What an idiot.
Grown men laughing at being a bit dim and alcohol.... How sad
What do you do you in your spare time mr fun
@@cheesybellend6842 so for you to have fun you need to be dim ahaha or on poison, shhh little one your convo is void ya cheesybellwiff
@Mic Greenson You are an embarrassment to Liverpool fans
@Mic Greenson No it doesn't. Because im not a weirdo like you. Salah is a legend, can do what he wants. As can anyone else. Grow up you bellend
@Mic Greenson ill say it to your face aswell you nonce
This is my favourite podcast but the addition of statman Dave was just a terrible decision. He adds no value, sis just awkward, doesn't fit in correctly and just says pointless annoying things just to be involved. I know I am one of many many people who feel like this. He's not a lad he's just about of a wannabe.
Who hurt you?
Don’t be silly he’s a great addition