John Mulaney imagines what people who see him on the street think about his physical appearance and recalls what it was like growing up with parents who were lawyers.
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John Mulaney: New in Town
Original airdate: January 28, 2012
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People seem confused. This performance is ten years old. Mulaney is 39 now, not 29.
Com central needs to include the original air date in the video title
@@calexprenas it's in the video description. Not their fault you're too lazy to look.
I had to search it up
@@RabblesTheBinx its on them description was.enough.
Really others are confused. I love noticing how young he is in this and still is.
"tHeY'vE nEvEr SpOkeN" gets me everytime
He's so right about the quicksand. And old-timey dynamite sticks. My head was on a swivel all through childhood to avoid these obvious and inevitable hazards of life😅
Quicksand was a MAJOR source of anxiety in my childhood. But I just googled quicksand in the US and it freaked me out all over again.
or "TNT" lol. Fun times...
Idk i think i should still be worried about the anvils, i just dont trust them.
The sassy "they've never spoken" is such a great line
Imagining a tiny 6 year old John Mulaney countering his dad with "you will see that I did not perjure myself" just sent me 🤣
Mulaney is like Paul Rudd, but nerdier.
@@drew3093 Woah!
Yes
Not just needed, more neurotic lol, like a mix between Paul Rudd and Woodey Allen
He's like Paul McCartney, but not really.
A catholic Paul Rudd on cocaine.
"They are like dogs without horses, they are running wild." Finally know what he meant when he says this!!!!
Weird I've heard all of these bits before but they were MUCH funnier this time... Great performance
and he still looks 20
Energy and delivery is everything
this was performed a decade ago
John is a clutch performer. Give him room to maneuver a bit and he’s hysterical.
The Honda Civic sport of comedians. Looks good, entertaining, just right with the content, but better then regular. That isn’t easy.
Thats... surprisingly accurate, i feel like hes even matured into being an accord v6
Hardly
Are you Alan Partridge?
My mom also seemed to blame me for Princess Diana’s death.
LOL mine blamed me for everything, so why not that, I suppose?
"it's like asking a horse to watch your dog.". Funny af!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder how he’s doing? It’s been so long but last I heard he went to rehab? I’m praying for him!! God bless you all♥️
Saw him on tour last night!!
My favorite comedian for the last seven years (though I haven't actually counted the years)!
Then why say 7
I really appreciate the Nancy grace jab. I'm happy he said it.
Jesus christ this is ten years old he really has not aged a bit. At this point I'm convinced he's an immortal from the 50s
It's the speed force
Yeah man, not sure about that anymore. apparently quitting cocaine puts about 30 years on your face.
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@@paulj6805 yeah ur right. Im sure cheating on your wife doesnt exactly help with maintaining a youthfull glow either
I didn’t laugh until the horse joke lol my kids just got a new toy horse today and I heard them shushing it and was like wtf is that all about 😂😂😂 didn’t know it was a thing
We don’t care
@@MogulMonk1 I do kzhead.info/sun/f86Ol95tfXqIbGg/bejne.html
I care!
@@MogulMonk1 What you mean we, Kemosabe?
@@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 The Owl is on the wrong side of people's vote. John Mulaney funny. Why rush to the cmtary telling the rest of the world a comedian is not funny? What else does she do? Go to a sports event to tell everyone else present she doesnt like this sport? WhoTheFruit spends time informing everyone and anyone of what they dont like?
KZhead is saying this was made in 1999. That is a lie. This is from the 50's and they just now added color.
He has found the fountain of youth
I wish this channel would include the original date in the title, cuz this performance is actualy old
It's in the description.
Perfect timing 😹
The Bermuda Triangle isn't as relevant in my life, either... I thought it'd definitely be a problem.
Since he's cleaned up he's aged, but in a good way.
Turns out all he needed to do was quit the coke.
this was ten years ago from his most popular special and he had been sober for almost five years before this and was sober for another nine after. seems like you never actually watched his comedy and just wanted to make a controversial comment.
I thought about quicksand sm as a kid and how to get out of it 😂 so stupidly relatable!
Funnily enough I got stuck in quicksand as a kid! Not in a jungle clearing with me desperately reaching for a hanging vine....but playing at the beach. By quicksand I mean wet sand and I got stuck to my thighs. Can't remember how I escaped but there's a video on KZhead with a French girl showing you how to do it. It's a problem at Mt St Michel, where the tide sweeps in quickly.....another thing I worried about as a kid. And rabies.
That was funny 😆
This is proof that Wisconsinites are funny af
hell yeah we are.
When I first found out about Ed Gein, I just laughed and laughed!
Actually, he's from Chicago.
@@barbourgirl78 that’s crazy but did I ask?
I am 58 years old and except for a little bit of lines around the eyes, I look almost the same as I did in my 30s.… I didn’t say I was handsome, just that I hadn’t changed much. Lol.😂
_They've never spoken_ gosh, I laughed XD
4:45 And just why do you think they've never spoken, John?
“Luckily, I had a good alibi, because I was in Wisconsin and twelve.” Hoot ^-^
0:18 He's 41 now.
I’m 26 and people still ask me what grade I’m in. The only thing that’s changed is more dark circles under my eyes and can now rent a hotel room all by myself
10 yrs ago 😭
It’s my birthday today and I just look older and bigger!!
What do ya'll think? When he says "They've never spoken." Do you think he means that they've never spoken BECAUSE we're always shushing them? OR do you think he is just making the point that it's weird that we shush them, because they've never spoken, so there's no reason to shush them?
Making the point that it’s weird to shush them.
@@SuperCatMan- Thank you 🙂
Puff, pass and I too will then contemplate this epic conundrum.🙃😄😶🌫️
You have 3 hours 😂😂
the latter
A horse 🤣
This was 10 years ago, he's 39 now but still look young
😂😂😂
Is he gonna write soon or what?
if only he didnt fck up his life...probably my fav comedian
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@@Apudurangdinya I think he relapse and everything he earned went down to drain
There are 11 years between my brother. I had braces - I did brush, but for some odd reason id run it under the water and not brush. I think I was warring against the *machine*. When I did brush - I wouldn't rinse it as well as I should. My mom kept saying *If you don't rinse your toothbrush I'm going to wash it in the toilet.* My brother flushed my toothbrush down the toilet. It got stuck in the bottom and dad had to pull the whole thing up. Somehow I GOT blamed for the situation. He also peed in my brand new tent - thru the window.
Tell me if it's just me but does he have a straight face with emotionless eyes for this whole comedy? Good show but I can't help be distracted
Why had I never heard of him until this year? Weird.
Next thing you know, he's going to be fucking forty in August. He still looks pretty good, even after the drugs
this is ten years ago and considering hes open about his addiction so you can just say even after....cocaine and drug addiction. we dont need to treat addiction like some crazy thing we cant mention and say stuff, i mean were all adults here right.
+@@seankeely3276 I just didn't want to seem like I'm sharing his personal life when it isn't my place to do so. But if he's already talked about that and say, his divorce, then okay
Oh they def speak when we’re not around…or if you’ve been accepted into the circle of trust Dr. Doolittle style.
The dry toothbrush thing was awful for me as a kid. I habitually dry my toothbrush. Always have. My abusive relatives were terrible over the fact that my toothbrush was dry.
So is like a Melanie and bring out the bread men chow it it down
I just realized that John Mulaney does his eyebrows nowadays. Me too, bud.
I was also scared of quicksand.
He's like a taller nathan kress lol
JM is hot -- young or old. best, he's smart and funny. yup!
Not older worse! Tell me about it😳
Weird they uploaded this piece from his old special. Really odd choice.
quicksand? not me. i thought adult me needed to know how to Indiana Jones a bull whip to grab onto objects to swing over danger or disarm an enemy. my grandpa actually bought me a bull whip without my asking. kept me busy ALL summer. best cheap child care ever as i spend all day killing cans and poorly grabbing tire swing ropes.. kicked me outside with a whip. come back before sunset for dinner.
"Maybe I'd brush my teeth more if you'd stop touching the part that goes in my mouth." -what should have been said.
I’m 29. I look tired since 2020
Bone dry - laughing out loud - just ask the Court Reporter
Everything he says is exactly the opposite of pointless
John Mulaney Doesn't Age Well - And he certainly never grew up.
Since when does pete buttigieg do standup?
he has funny points, but his delivery is not so good.
I feel bad for your wife
I support John Mulaney and any company that sponsors him because I support free speech.
He's terrifying. Really. 🍄
Meh. Not my style.
your so quirky Jbaby. thank you so much for informing us you dont like john mulaney. the world needed to know :)
Not funny.
He doesn't get funny either.