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Cursed Food from Childhood

Ted Nivison
2019 ж. 27 Сәу.
2 171 678 Рет қаралды
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Cursed Food from Childhood is the best kind of food, wouldn't you say, Craigory?
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About Ted Nivison / JehBerDeh:
Ted Nivison is a KZhead entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on KZhead making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, KZhead, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well.

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  • Craigory is not a real name, you are an absolute deMON

    @avajaros637@avajaros6375 жыл бұрын

    • Ava Jaros you eat chapstick you cannot have an opinion

      @TedNivison@TedNivison5 жыл бұрын

    • Craigory is the name of a man who impales wolves with a mop and befriends elementary schoolers

      @callmepedro8829@callmepedro88294 жыл бұрын

    • You and Ted make a good couple

      @ohno4458@ohno44584 жыл бұрын

    • I N C O R R E C T

      @reidgowan2670@reidgowan26704 жыл бұрын

    • I see how you are not vaccinated

      @johnkusch3773@johnkusch37734 жыл бұрын

  • forgot kid cuisine

    @cscoop@cscoop5 жыл бұрын

    • Shit was fye fr fr tho

      @jackhorowitz5261@jackhorowitz52615 жыл бұрын

    • Why is this comment from 12 hours ago

      @yfar7550@yfar75505 жыл бұрын

    • shukri ali patreon dumb dumb

      @honeycomb1511@honeycomb15115 жыл бұрын

    • Look it’s a cooper

      @jackdorsey7820@jackdorsey78205 жыл бұрын

    • cscoop shut up loser

      @moose3952@moose39525 жыл бұрын

  • Parents: i'm not vaccinating my daughter Child: Haha joke's on you imma eat like 7 chapsticks

    @magpie405@magpie4054 жыл бұрын

    • MA - 07ZZ - Thomas Street MS (1654) | 💀

      @freebooterluckless@freebooterluckless4 жыл бұрын

    • Wait so you guys don’t go to competitive chapstick eating contests?

      @UglaWack@UglaWack3 жыл бұрын

    • @Ethan Nance WAIT YOU DON'T GO TO COMPETITAVE SETTING BEEF JERKY ON FIRE CONTESTS

      @foopo5004@foopo50043 жыл бұрын

    • yo if you didn't eat chapstick you cappin.

      @lapeez2277@lapeez22773 жыл бұрын

    • Alexander Agcaoili why

      @cerbyderby4314@cerbyderby43143 жыл бұрын

  • Anti-vaxx parents: "I don't want my precious child exposed to chemicals and stuff >:(" Their kid: [literally munching on chapsticks]

    @Nadia72639@Nadia726393 жыл бұрын

    • Chomp

      @vibevizier6512@vibevizier65122 жыл бұрын

    • Their bodies crave the nutrition they don't get from the vaccines so they have to eat chapstick to get it.

      @supperman737@supperman7372 жыл бұрын

    • @@supperman737 Ah, I can't wait to inject my daily vitamins and minerals!

      @RustyShacklefordReal@RustyShacklefordReal2 жыл бұрын

    • @@supperman737 🤔

      @zeallust8542@zeallust85422 жыл бұрын

    • i feel like that gave her the immunity instead of the vaccines

      @cowtitties9785@cowtitties97852 жыл бұрын

  • From anti vax child to living adult. A success story

    @Rid_Of_Thee@Rid_Of_Thee3 жыл бұрын

    • ‘cept that story is hard to get if its an anti-vax kid. its more like infant to 5 years old

      @Z14.@Z14.2 жыл бұрын

    • A rare occurrence

      @softnoobgirl73@softnoobgirl732 жыл бұрын

    • My dude survived the Oregon trail

      @aniquinstark4347@aniquinstark43472 жыл бұрын

    • Antivax child that ate chapstick*

      @koro1655@koro1655 Жыл бұрын

    • @@Z14. and ingesting chapstick

      @TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta Жыл бұрын

  • I want she's got a g-spot in her knee on my spotify playlist

    @acadiadellinger5133@acadiadellinger51335 жыл бұрын

    • We are working on our EP

      @TedNivison@TedNivison5 жыл бұрын

    • isnt that from scott pilgrim?

      @ddenne@ddenne5 жыл бұрын

    • Dont we all?

      @lorentz7925@lorentz79255 жыл бұрын

    • @@ddenne yea

      @Shea-Key@Shea-Key4 жыл бұрын

    • I hadnt got to that bit in the video and its safe to say i was confused

      @bellas8611@bellas86114 жыл бұрын

  • "I almost got cancer." The Buzzfeed accuracy is spot on.

    @JesusRamirez-hg4wj@JesusRamirez-hg4wj5 жыл бұрын

    • wild, I saw this comment exactly as it was being said

      @skepsiez@skepsiez4 жыл бұрын

    • True

      @crowvow@crowvow4 жыл бұрын

  • When Ava disclosed eating Chapstick I could see Ted visibly take psychic damage

    @mildlymarvelous@mildlymarvelous3 жыл бұрын

    • He crit failed his will save

      @TrioArtsOfficial@TrioArtsOfficial2 жыл бұрын

  • I love the idea that the people at the checkout thought you were struggling parents

    @mosswoof6701@mosswoof67013 жыл бұрын

  • All food is cursed if you put enough milk on it

    @ratdemonz4259@ratdemonz42595 жыл бұрын

    • tru dat boi

      @TedNivison@TedNivison5 жыл бұрын

    • I don’t like this

      @timo117@timo1175 жыл бұрын

    • What about milksicles

      @garlicbread9875@garlicbread98755 жыл бұрын

    • When cereal has milks

      @Uncuepa@Uncuepa5 жыл бұрын

    • Cereal?

      @genericidiot2500@genericidiot25004 жыл бұрын

  • She criticised him for his mnm game while she ate literal chapsticks lmaooo

    @lukapilli6402@lukapilli64025 жыл бұрын

    • To be fair, I had a Mountain Dew chapstick I’m 1st grade that I ate throughout the year.

      @uhhok2192@uhhok21924 жыл бұрын

    • I mean I literally eat concrete and pencil lead they probably taste way better than chapstick

      @godlyvex5543@godlyvex55434 жыл бұрын

    • Uhh Ok well I had cherry jolly rancher chapstick if that makes you feel better

      @dipdungus8175@dipdungus81754 жыл бұрын

    • That mnm game was the shit

      @leafysnothear6190@leafysnothear61904 жыл бұрын

    • Cherry is best flavor

      @itz_st3v3n@itz_st3v3n4 жыл бұрын

  • Ted is the only person that can pull of an "exaggerated swagger of a 16 year old" and be 40 and somewhat sane.

    @moomoojoos8849@moomoojoos88493 жыл бұрын

  • This video unlocked so many bizarre childhood memories for me... like when i was a kid with my dad at the store and he refused to buy me twinkies, and when i asked why he said "because when you try them you'll have to finish the whole box." And what he probably meant by that was I was a little piggy with zero self control and I'd eat them all and get myself sick... But what my kid brain heard was that it was straight-up illegal to open a box of twinkies and not eat the whole thing, or else the police would know you didnt finish your box of twinkies and they'd come to your house and arrest you. So yeah, i've never once eaten a twinkie because of this. It hasnt ever occured to me how weird/wrong this assumption was until now.

    @Screaminglemon631@Screaminglemon6313 жыл бұрын

    • That's kinda adorable 😂

      @thaliacrafts407@thaliacrafts407 Жыл бұрын

    • I interpreted that as he'd force you to eat the whole box as punishment for thinking they're worth eating.

      @Naokarma@Naokarma Жыл бұрын

  • Are you just going to not sing "She's Got a G-spot in Her Knee?"

    @shaunbeakley348@shaunbeakley3484 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr

      @slimp9782@slimp97823 жыл бұрын

    • 69 likes

      @Orkunkadunk@Orkunkadunk3 жыл бұрын

    • Demonetisation perhaps?

      @clairemcroberts4799@clairemcroberts47993 жыл бұрын

    • Was the whole thing a Scott Pilgrim reference?

      @orangehootie4573@orangehootie45733 жыл бұрын

    • @@orangehootie4573 was it? I haven't watched it in 4 years

      @shaunbeakley348@shaunbeakley3483 жыл бұрын

  • I'm surprised he didn't bring a nerds rope.

    @snickrsaddict6097@snickrsaddict60973 жыл бұрын

    • Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

      @levisamson8340@levisamson83403 жыл бұрын

    • That's not from his childhood that's from his now hood

      @roccobrooks7521@roccobrooks75213 жыл бұрын

    • to much trauma

      @buckygree3619@buckygree36193 жыл бұрын

    • @Pwn Berd dang

      @heapass7792@heapass77923 жыл бұрын

    • @Pwn Berd Skedibles

      @bntrs@bntrs3 жыл бұрын

  • "This food is just so... processed. It makes me feel how I want to treat my body from this day forward." - the Chapstick eater

    @xBlueWolf@xBlueWolf3 жыл бұрын

  • “Yogurt is like the mold of milk” is an opinion I have been repressing in my mind for so long, but when Ava said that i don’t think I’ve ever agreed with something more

    @yeeny.@yeeny.3 жыл бұрын

    • thats not an opinion, thats literally what yogurt is. same with cheese

      @dallincasper1029@dallincasper10292 жыл бұрын

    • keep in mind it's literally moldy milk

      @cobaltdev@cobaltdev2 жыл бұрын

  • Ted has a wounded warrior project sticker on his truck and it makes me happy that the homie cares

    @guac5230@guac52304 жыл бұрын

    • Because hes a wounded warrior

      @gabrielkellar1935@gabrielkellar19354 жыл бұрын

    • is your profile pic squid wards face on perry the platypus and it says imagine being loved

      @yousefdannoui1128@yousefdannoui11284 жыл бұрын

    • @@gabrielkellar1935 he was injured in the milk war.

      @robert_gaming@robert_gaming4 жыл бұрын

    • @@robert_gaming A true veteran😪

      @davesmith2750@davesmith27504 жыл бұрын

    • *The entire universe liked that*

      @mugsymugsyton6663@mugsymugsyton66634 жыл бұрын

  • honestly i'm starting to understand why american kids are so depressed

    @florian7918@florian79184 жыл бұрын

    • life is pain

      @mrradmccoolman@mrradmccoolman4 жыл бұрын

    • @Wacky Heart ur mom

      @mrradmccoolman@mrradmccoolman4 жыл бұрын

    • I’m American and honestly I would rather live in Europe or Australia the serving sizes are disgusting

      @shureborn@shureborn4 жыл бұрын

    • @Wacky Heart Тишина, западный шпион.

      @mrradmccoolman@mrradmccoolman4 жыл бұрын

    • @Wacky Heart Хорошо. Яд, который я положил в водку, берет свое

      @mrradmccoolman@mrradmccoolman4 жыл бұрын

  • Rewatching this now realizing that Ted’s friend gives off fever dream energy

    @snipasean7069@snipasean70693 жыл бұрын

  • Ted: They'll never know which Wegmans I went to The six Wegmans in the state: Are you sure about that

    @Spoon80085@Spoon800853 жыл бұрын

  • alternate title: ted finds someone more cursed than him

    @jungie243@jungie2434 жыл бұрын

    • Yexsssssss

      @finalfantasy7freak664@finalfantasy7freak6644 жыл бұрын

    • bruh

      @bunzmisha7431@bunzmisha74314 жыл бұрын

    • Stop you goblin boy

      @ab_biggest_niba6923@ab_biggest_niba69234 жыл бұрын

    • no prob i changed mine uwu

      @bunzmisha7431@bunzmisha74314 жыл бұрын

    • Who is she

      @Jwp-st8nb@Jwp-st8nb4 жыл бұрын

  • “Is that a fetish?” Cmon Ava it’s the internet what *isn’t* a fetish

    @Awfulfeature@Awfulfeature4 жыл бұрын

    • Bug bite fetish

      @gayzer1020@gayzer10204 жыл бұрын

    • good ol’ r34

      @wrcts@wrcts4 жыл бұрын

    • Wrcts no

      @despacitofourtwenty2907@despacitofourtwenty29073 жыл бұрын

    • im not a fetish

      @theactedarrow2687@theactedarrow26873 жыл бұрын

    • Theactedarrow you are now.

      @Awfulfeature@Awfulfeature3 жыл бұрын

  • Ted looks like the type of guy who as a child would walk up to other kids and take whole bites of string cheese

    @jaywetenkamp8036@jaywetenkamp80362 жыл бұрын

  • For anyone that didn't grow up in America, this is almost like a drug trip

    @theradioactiveplayer3461@theradioactiveplayer34612 жыл бұрын

  • i love how ted friends are either done with his bullshit or just accept his personality and evolve to become even more cursed than he is.

    @bentheuseless@bentheuseless4 жыл бұрын

    • her: "this is too much dairy" the literal Milkman: "mcscuse me what the actual FUCK"

      @redmist6630@redmist66302 жыл бұрын

    • Or both

      @eyedontevenknow6000@eyedontevenknow6000 Жыл бұрын

    • @@redmist6630 this is thd best reply i have seen

      @TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta Жыл бұрын

    • Jschlatt-

      @madmannn9576@madmannn9576 Жыл бұрын

  • chap-stick aka: the forbidden push pop

    @church6433@church64334 жыл бұрын

    • Kyle Hobbs I hate this so much but I can’t stop reading it

      @B-scoop@B-scoop4 жыл бұрын

    • This emits such a cursed energy that I can't explain....it's just.....pure evil.

      @x.azurite.x@x.azurite.x4 жыл бұрын

    • hey. fucking loathe reading this. thank you so much

      @when7573@when75733 жыл бұрын

    • that and glue sticks to kindergarten kids

      @minecraftpolarsheep280@minecraftpolarsheep2803 жыл бұрын

    • Minecraft Polar Sheep I hate how you’re right

      @randomperson3290@randomperson32903 жыл бұрын

  • I don’t think anyone in the history of lunchables being invented, they traded cheese for a cookie.

    @BlackmanKsi@BlackmanKsi3 жыл бұрын

  • this video smells like modeling clay

    @violetparadise7022@violetparadise70223 жыл бұрын

    • giorno mafia man exactly

      @violetparadise7022@violetparadise70223 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh

      @rekisimp8707@rekisimp87073 жыл бұрын

  • when I was a kid I thought obama banned twinkies.

    @zarko2108@zarko21084 жыл бұрын

    • Are you telling me Twinkies were never banned

      @GodChaotic@GodChaotic4 жыл бұрын

    • @@GodChaotic they went out of business

      @oramulk5901@oramulk59014 жыл бұрын

    • Michelle banned good food so your partially right. Just at schools :/

      @brunobucciarati6315@brunobucciarati63154 жыл бұрын

    • @@brunobucciarati6315 I would rather have decent food standards over 10 pounds of sugar and carbs as food.

      @peanutbrainedbuffoon7913@peanutbrainedbuffoon79134 жыл бұрын

    • @#1 ratbag that's because of school cost cutting, they try and put in the least amount possible so they can meet the standards. That's why we need a huge budget increase for education.

      @peanutbrainedbuffoon7913@peanutbrainedbuffoon79134 жыл бұрын

  • "she's got a g-spot in her knee" is just a plot point from scott pilgrim

    @pootisface9306@pootisface93063 жыл бұрын

    • I actually had to inspect my memory for a sec to know whether this was real or not

      @nicolasa.3192@nicolasa.31923 жыл бұрын

    • That was the weirdest plot ever

      @GoalGrid260@GoalGrid2603 жыл бұрын

    • holy shit ur right

      @f1zz-k1d89@f1zz-k1d893 жыл бұрын

    • Wait wasn’t it the back of the knee

      @lukewithanr8291@lukewithanr82913 жыл бұрын

    • That must just be in the movie cuz I don't remember it from the books

      @looter5555@looter55553 жыл бұрын

  • I can't tell if she's his girlfriend, his sister, or both.

    @kei.13@kei.133 жыл бұрын

    • LMFAOOOO SAME

      @slitzch0_0@slitzch0_03 жыл бұрын

    • BOTH?!???!?!?!

      @lemon6014@lemon60143 жыл бұрын

    • @@skuqre so neither????

      @fikassed2073@fikassed20733 жыл бұрын

    • @@skuqre call me and idiot but, michael reeves?

      @Red-zt4pi@Red-zt4pi3 жыл бұрын

    • fr some couples look like deadass siblings

      @boxofhammers1427@boxofhammers14273 жыл бұрын

  • 2:17-2:21 is the funniest part of this whole video, the utter confusion in Ted's reaction is gold

    @GodBear97@GodBear972 жыл бұрын

  • still offended that Gushers, the fruit of my childhood, is labeled as "cursed"

    @madimakesmusica@madimakesmusica5 жыл бұрын

    • They squirt thier goo in you mouth, have you ever heard of the "jolly rancher" story where this dude bit down on a piece of some STD shit and puss popped out of it

      @Randominfogamingspecs@Randominfogamingspecs4 жыл бұрын

    • "Fruit"

      @katefreeman5606@katefreeman56064 жыл бұрын

  • “A chaotic good man and a chaotic neutral woman talk about their backstories over food meant for starving children.”

    @drgumper8056@drgumper80564 жыл бұрын

    • Tf is that chaotic neutral and lawful good shit

      @sirenss@sirenss3 жыл бұрын

    • @@sirenss I’m assuming you’ve never played d&d?

      @Kami-ic3je@Kami-ic3je3 жыл бұрын

    • Where'd you get the idea that Ted isn't chaotic evil

      @NIX4K@NIX4K2 жыл бұрын

    • @@NIX4K literally didnt even say chaotic evil but ok

      @Greeem@Greeem2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Greeem read that again slowly

      @TheRealMarriott@TheRealMarriott Жыл бұрын

  • 7:04 actually not true, it rains diamonds on Uranus and Neptune, Diamond is denser than the methane, ammonia, and water left in the ice layer, so the diamonds would start to sink toward the planet's core. Get your facts right gogurt.

    @matthewhall3142@matthewhall31423 жыл бұрын

  • These two entities are on a spectrum that exists for no one else but them

    @orang1921@orang19213 жыл бұрын

    • He's Lawful Chaotic, and she's just Chaotic Chaotic

      @deuceydee3506@deuceydee35066 күн бұрын

  • I’ve just realized how much yogurt I consume when i was an elementary schooler.

    @ohhi5752@ohhi57524 жыл бұрын

    • bro did you just admit to being 10

      @blackironwalterkus3851@blackironwalterkus38514 жыл бұрын

    • Black iron Walterkus no im saying that when i was an elementary schooler i ate ungodly amounts of yogurt

      @ohhi5752@ohhi57524 жыл бұрын

    • Oh Hi oh. Then fix your grammar.

      @blackironwalterkus3851@blackironwalterkus38514 жыл бұрын

    • Black iron Walterkus K

      @ohhi5752@ohhi57524 жыл бұрын

    • SAME BRUH

      @ahpencran@ahpencran3 жыл бұрын

  • Why am I watching attractive callmecarson and off-brand Scarlet Johansson during the apocalypse?

    @drakelucian7691@drakelucian76914 жыл бұрын

    • Are you saying Carson isn’t attractive?!

      @RoboViking6969@RoboViking69694 жыл бұрын

    • @@RoboViking6969 Nah.. Carson's cute as hell but he ain't as attractive.

      @safwanshahriar4108@safwanshahriar41084 жыл бұрын

    • Carson’s a goddess

      @Reaper-ok6id@Reaper-ok6id4 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah man Carson is still dummy thicc

      @zachireland2393@zachireland23934 жыл бұрын

    • @@safwanshahriar4108 maybe the best description of Carson I've heard yet

      @KennyHavoc@KennyHavoc4 жыл бұрын

  • The most hilarious part of this entire video is when Ted asks if a little fruit mascot is named Craigory, because that was no joke the name of my friend’s very first Dungeons & Dragons character. The best part is yet to come though, because that name wasn’t inspired by this video, but by the sheer coincidence that my friend’s dad happens to be named Craig, and he did a funny spin on the name

    @marcspector2600@marcspector26002 жыл бұрын

  • “Why are you showing me your Twinkie?” - TedNivison, 2019

    @jonathansorg1713@jonathansorg17132 жыл бұрын

  • she’s literally the female version of ted

    @esmeraldaflores7713@esmeraldaflores77133 жыл бұрын

    • You say this but she said “too much dairy” more than once

      @luckyq3669@luckyq36693 жыл бұрын

    • Lucky Pure Propaganda you have a point, our local milk man would NEVER

      @esmeraldaflores7713@esmeraldaflores77133 жыл бұрын

    • Sister?

      @mannykoenig5330@mannykoenig53303 жыл бұрын

    • @@mannykoenig5330 she is just a friend of his (i assume from childhood)

      @East16@East163 жыл бұрын

    • Hate to be THAT guy but she is very pretty also :’)

      @Zachshennen12@Zachshennen123 жыл бұрын

  • When is "She's got a g spot on her knee" dropping?

    @qui-gonjinn7329@qui-gonjinn73294 жыл бұрын

    • ikr

      @sw1tch327@sw1tch3274 жыл бұрын

    • 1853

      @papatristan3536@papatristan35364 жыл бұрын

    • Qui-Gon???

      @VidelMain101@VidelMain1013 жыл бұрын

  • I can confirm that pizza lunchables are still good as an adult, but I miss the little red spatula stick they used to give to spread the sauce.

    @_Kuma_@_Kuma_ Жыл бұрын

  • 7:39 we discovered in 7th grade it stuck to the walls..... pure. chaos. for tow days kids were fliging ham and putting it on bathroom windows to rot

    @darius8644@darius86443 жыл бұрын

  • Time to play youtube's favorite game: Friend, Sister, or Girlfriend

    @edgeIord@edgeIord5 жыл бұрын

    • edgelord I’m going girlfriend

      @crab295@crab2955 жыл бұрын

    • Girlfriend defo

      @cacti3884@cacti38845 жыл бұрын

    • Friend.

      @TedNivison@TedNivison5 жыл бұрын

    • @@TedNivison thats what they all say

      @krons3406@krons34065 жыл бұрын

    • @@TedNivison daughter.

      @JaceWoodwardjpg@JaceWoodwardjpg5 жыл бұрын

  • She looks like the typical love interest from every 2000s rom-com movie.

    @GIRTHYANDITCURVES@GIRTHYANDITCURVES4 жыл бұрын

    • Or mtv dating shoe

      @jasonrask4085@jasonrask40853 жыл бұрын

    • @@jasonrask4085 why the fuck are the shoes dating they can't do that I'm contacting the FBI

      @ActuallyHoudini@ActuallyHoudini3 жыл бұрын

    • @@ActuallyHoudini lmao

      @acek2016@acek20163 жыл бұрын

    • In the late 90s and early 00's I think every school had at least one female that looked exactly like her.

      @chrisx2104@chrisx21043 жыл бұрын

    • @@ActuallyHoudini I spit out my sunny D you owe new bedsheets

      @sleepyclowns@sleepyclowns2 жыл бұрын

  • I’m 100% sure that the people at the grocery store thought that these were parents buying food for their kid, little did they know it was just two huge children

    @fluffyorca1st843@fluffyorca1st8433 жыл бұрын

  • 12:02 Ava reminds me of a buzzfeed person from what she said dO kIdS hAvE tO eAt ThIs?

    @joe5192@joe51923 жыл бұрын

  • When she asked about eating chap stick, Ted grew like 12 chins in disgust

    @Special_Sharpie@Special_Sharpie3 жыл бұрын

    • Actually when we were in our third and fourth grade years we would eat the flavored Chapstick as well my favorite happened to be green apple.

      @btrain213@btrain2133 жыл бұрын

    • Btrain 213 did your parents not feed you?

      @ibillisticsheep3264@ibillisticsheep32643 жыл бұрын

    • ibillisticsheep Nah, I just REALLY liked green apple. I’m pretty sure it’s non-toxic, so not only is it edible, but I’m gonna try it again when I get the chance. JK, but I think we just didn’t know at the time that you weren’t supposed to eat it.

      @btrain213@btrain2133 жыл бұрын

    • Btrain 213 smh my life that’s disgusting dude

      @ibillisticsheep3264@ibillisticsheep32643 жыл бұрын

    • @@ibillisticsheep3264 thats muffin shit, when i was in gr3/gr4 i used to get hungry so id eat pencil lead and erasers

      @kameronmyles2013@kameronmyles20133 жыл бұрын

  • Twinkies are always strange to me. Every time I see a Twinkie, I think “oh man I haven’t had one of those in a while” then I tase it and am disappointed, but then the next time I see them I want to taste them again. It’s a weird cycle.

    @nerdwarp112@nerdwarp1123 жыл бұрын

    • SAME

      @alyzeaaa@alyzeaaa3 жыл бұрын

    • i've never had one, and honestly i'm glad i haven't

      @beans27_@beans27_2 жыл бұрын

    • Bro why u tasing twinkies?

      @apersonwhoisalive542@apersonwhoisalive5422 жыл бұрын

    • @@apersonwhoisalive542 I used to work at a grocery store, so I saw them every day.

      @nerdwarp112@nerdwarp1122 жыл бұрын

    • Ye but u said "then I tase it" what did twinkies do to you?

      @apersonwhoisalive542@apersonwhoisalive5422 жыл бұрын

  • 5:07 is by far the funniest part of this video.

    @FruitADN@FruitADN3 жыл бұрын

  • their energy together is immaculate

    @samjones9056@samjones90563 жыл бұрын

  • Wow shouldn't she be on the guinness book of world records for being the longest living child of antivaxers?

    @spacetaco048@spacetaco0485 жыл бұрын

    • Inpressive survivability abilities

      @ismaelt9525@ismaelt95254 жыл бұрын

    • It's from that chapstick she ate

      @serendipandy4419@serendipandy44194 жыл бұрын

    • Um no

      @Oona707@Oona7074 жыл бұрын

    • Craigory protected her

      @sicko033@sicko0334 жыл бұрын

    • Well keep in mind some people are allergic to them and cant have them and live to be pretty old lmao but that's mostly cause everyone gets vaccinated nowadays, if we stopped antivax people would get diseases and die lmao

      @shark_girlxx@shark_girlxx4 жыл бұрын

  • Every single parent that watched your videos: "HeY TeD iS tHaT yOuR GiRlFrIeNd?"

    @breadman2983@breadman29835 жыл бұрын

    • Is she

      @jakemcmullen4864@jakemcmullen48645 жыл бұрын

    • @@jakemcmullen4864 no

      @breadman2983@breadman29835 жыл бұрын

    • 9kouufs8f4rcg fhuuvh vyrdfvvg buttg hgeyi

      @sebasg.2709@sebasg.27094 жыл бұрын

    • it's not?

      @tuttosalve8352@tuttosalve83524 жыл бұрын

    • @@tuttosalve8352 no. his girlfriend's name is madi

      @u_idiotkid425@u_idiotkid4254 жыл бұрын

  • we are not gonna talk about the sync of head movement they had there 2:02

    @goldenminigun5943@goldenminigun59433 жыл бұрын

  • i love how by the time they get to twinkies Ava has a small collection of things she actually wants for later lol

    @corinnwestfall@corinnwestfall Жыл бұрын

  • 12:47 Teds face literally screams “hey that’s my job”

    @TheTeleporter101@TheTeleporter1014 жыл бұрын

    • Ted : *visible confusion*

      @patric5371@patric53714 жыл бұрын

    • she nailed it tbh

      @parkerpeter9218@parkerpeter9218 Жыл бұрын

  • Ted looks like a straight James Charles

    @invictusgaming3903@invictusgaming39034 жыл бұрын

    • That is oddly true

      @bread1544@bread15443 жыл бұрын

    • Holy shit I hate you because I can’t unsee it but I love you because it’s soooo trueeee

      @tuffinsoup_5296@tuffinsoup_52963 жыл бұрын

    • nah hes a more of a straight garrett watts

      @notahoker0551@notahoker05513 жыл бұрын

    • WAIT UR NOT WRONG

      @Max-qz1jt@Max-qz1jt3 жыл бұрын

    • Except Ted isn’t a piece of shit.

      @ninja_tony@ninja_tony3 жыл бұрын

  • "We're gonna masticate food from our childhood." -Ted Nivison

    @blackhotsoop@blackhotsoop3 жыл бұрын

  • The energy that comes from this pairing is astronomical

    @Dale-ct5ru@Dale-ct5ru2 жыл бұрын

  • 8:38 my dad after saying merci to the Spanish waiter in the Italian restaurant

    @mistermangoman9293@mistermangoman92934 жыл бұрын

    • My mom did something similar to that when she told the waiter at a Japanese restaurant “gracias”

      @tuffinsoup_5296@tuffinsoup_52963 жыл бұрын

    • drawME wild lmao ur mom is an entity how do u confuse spanish and japanese

      @liv8095@liv80953 жыл бұрын

    • That shouldn’t have made me laugh that hard

      @coconutfrn9050@coconutfrn90503 жыл бұрын

    • I’m learning Spanish and my dad thinks he’s a genius. He calls me Señordle

      @ibillisticsheep3264@ibillisticsheep32643 жыл бұрын

  • 5:54 When you see your friend crunch

    @trickydicky2594@trickydicky25944 жыл бұрын

    • I watch that clip 10 times

      @danielisajiw2973@danielisajiw29733 жыл бұрын

    • The funny part is that their parents hated them enough to call them crunch

      @pompador6486@pompador64863 жыл бұрын

    • AJSHG

      @Lee-to1im@Lee-to1im3 жыл бұрын

  • "I think I almost got cancer" -some ted guy

    @H1PP1E88@H1PP1E883 жыл бұрын

  • Cheese is literally the mold of milk

    @coldhyperion3191@coldhyperion31913 жыл бұрын

  • You know that girl is actually a little c- " I ate 3 tubes of Chapstick a day!" Nevermind

    @adlerstahel5976@adlerstahel59764 жыл бұрын

    • You know, what girl hasn't nibbled on a little bit of chapstick in their youth? There's Skittles flavors

      @Kimmie6772@Kimmie67724 жыл бұрын

    • @@Kimmie6772 but three goddamn tubes at once

      @daphne4407@daphne44074 жыл бұрын

    • @@daphne4407 the more the merrier I say!

      @Kimmie6772@Kimmie67724 жыл бұрын

    • I'm a male and I ate chapstick with my little sister when I was younger. How can you not resist the scented ones, they're just asking to be eaten

      @charliecalixto4013@charliecalixto40134 жыл бұрын

    • @@charliecalixto4013 they're...they're FUCKING CHAPSTICK

      @Zomana9@Zomana94 жыл бұрын

  • my favorite line "Im fucking smart and cool, mm"

    @Official-ww5it@Official-ww5it4 жыл бұрын

  • 6:32 IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO DID THIS OH MY GAWD

    @TheBelovedBun@TheBelovedBun3 жыл бұрын

  • Microwave the lunchable pizzas for 15-20 seconds

    @latiandaytona826@latiandaytona8264 сағат бұрын

  • Nose pierced human in video: “I will not masticate deli meats.” Also nose pierced human in video: “AtE cHaPsTiCk”

    @RainbowDemon@RainbowDemon4 жыл бұрын

    • burningphoenix36 That chapstick tasted amazing

      @spider_sugar3249@spider_sugar32494 жыл бұрын

    • honestly, flavored chapstick on toast is good

      @perish4526@perish45263 жыл бұрын

    • Nose pierced human

      @jjhickey@jjhickey3 жыл бұрын

    • @@perish4526 Someone needs to arrest you.

      @jacobpeddicord9147@jacobpeddicord91473 жыл бұрын

    • OML I THOUGHT IT WAS CHOPSTICK UNTIL NOW

      @2004FordRangerXLT@2004FordRangerXLT3 жыл бұрын

  • idk how youre at 20k, you are probably the funniest person on youtube

    @PackmanOG@PackmanOG5 жыл бұрын

    • Thank you! That's very kind. The channel has actually doubled in size this month alone! So I'm excited to see how we do in 2019 as a whole.

      @TedNivison@TedNivison5 жыл бұрын

    • @@TedNivison Dude best wishes. I had really been looking for a content creator that was funny for a long time and the milk video just absolutely sold me. I really hope you grow quickly.

      @PackmanOG@PackmanOG5 жыл бұрын

    • Ted Nivison crazy the growth you’ve gotten already. Good luck!

      @christiannybo5664@christiannybo56644 жыл бұрын

    • 100k now

      @AMan-xz7tx@AMan-xz7tx4 жыл бұрын

    • we are now 100x the amount I was at when you commented this

      @TedNivison@TedNivison4 жыл бұрын

  • We need more Ava

    @NNightmare@NNightmare3 жыл бұрын

  • 1:39 thought he said bum. which makes the following thing very concerning

    @clovisbam2765@clovisbam27653 жыл бұрын

  • yo ted when are you doing a face reveal?

    @qblackstarr@qblackstarr5 жыл бұрын

    • HexedLol yOu StUpId DumMY HeAd, HiS fAcE iS iN tHe viDeO.!.!

      @enjayy5419@enjayy54194 жыл бұрын

    • hAHAHahahhHahahahahhahahHHAhaahHhahahha

      @lilyt216@lilyt2164 жыл бұрын

    • M3M3_1ORD THE_ONE_AND_ONLY double woooosh

      @enjayy5419@enjayy54194 жыл бұрын

    • M3M3_1ORD THE_ONE_AND_ONLY ahh you are a brainlet

      @is-4m944@is-4m9444 жыл бұрын

    • 10 mil

      @phoebethompson2437@phoebethompson24374 жыл бұрын

  • I just discovered your channel and then you uploaded right after. Praise to the milk gods.

    @chasedamoni3620@chasedamoni36205 жыл бұрын

    • DANNY WEGMAN

      @calebrogers2723@calebrogers27235 жыл бұрын

    • Caleb Rogers what do you mean

      @kingsunni2206@kingsunni22065 жыл бұрын

  • 1:40 editing is subtle but so good

    @kimpartee1880@kimpartee18803 жыл бұрын

  • When she asked if you cook pizza lunches I almost fucking exploded

    @Letsplaynumbers@Letsplaynumbers2 жыл бұрын

    • I always cooked the pizza and nugget lunchables

      @gayvagina7353@gayvagina73532 жыл бұрын

  • 15 minutes of Ted being made uncomfortable by his female counterpart

    @justjakobii7341@justjakobii73413 жыл бұрын

    • And forcing her to eat yoghurt

      @gambasfritasconcorbata5936@gambasfritasconcorbata59362 жыл бұрын

    • The circle of life

      @lillihoward1239@lillihoward12392 жыл бұрын

  • Ava is pretty cool

    @stigbar@stigbar5 жыл бұрын

    • Patrick Dowling wdym she literally ate chapstick

      @micahbeckner2274@micahbeckner22744 жыл бұрын

    • @@micahbeckner2274 My dad used to eat my moms chapstick like 10 or so years ago.

      @damienbarmby5275@damienbarmby52754 жыл бұрын

    • Cryptic Wolf mine did that to except there was no chapstick and he hit me

      @slushy2350@slushy23504 жыл бұрын

    • Slushy N I C E !

      @damienbarmby5275@damienbarmby52754 жыл бұрын

    • @@micahbeckner2274 you just proved his point

      @schedyjr2380@schedyjr23804 жыл бұрын

  • OG's will remember the Scooby Doo gummies And when she said "These are disgusting" to the Gushers my soul left my body and my heart shattered.

    @codygamer5075@codygamer50752 жыл бұрын

  • At 5:42 Ted does a fantastic impression of the pokemon Chandelure.

    @Drawcie@Drawcie3 жыл бұрын

    • HEY WAIT YOURE RIGHT-

      @grimkeeper64@grimkeeper6425 күн бұрын

  • This got recommended to me 10/10 would subscribe again

    @andremarusic3555@andremarusic35555 жыл бұрын

  • It’s so nice to see a guy having such a good relationship with their mom ☺️

    @nikkirennardo5100@nikkirennardo51004 жыл бұрын

    • I know right, she looks so young!!

      @dalmaronthefirst2237@dalmaronthefirst22374 жыл бұрын

    • This comment is cursed

      @BrianHopson@BrianHopson4 жыл бұрын

  • The energy here is absolutely unhinged I love it

    @wastingyourtime05@wastingyourtime052 жыл бұрын

  • when i was young id ate lobsterman's balm cause it was mint flavor and my mom would get them as gifts from my grandma.

    @onesimplefool5250@onesimplefool5250 Жыл бұрын

  • “I didn’t get to enjoy the foods of our youth-“ “nor the vaccines of our youth” *my sides*

    @PHILeeOPE@PHILeeOPE4 жыл бұрын

  • Dude she needs a KZhead account she’s hilarious

    @Astro_raptor_@Astro_raptor_4 жыл бұрын

    • I would watch it all!

      @omega1575@omega15754 жыл бұрын

    • Rachel K eat your cereal

      @whitenoicecentral340@whitenoicecentral3404 жыл бұрын

    • Rachel K eat your cereal

      @whitenoicecentral340@whitenoicecentral3404 жыл бұрын

    • Rachel K eat your cereal man

      @Joe___schmoe@Joe___schmoe4 жыл бұрын

    • JohnsThxDestroyer I hate this so fucking much. These stupid fucking birds with sunglasses are making a mockery of the eatyourcereal name.

      @eatyourcereal5791@eatyourcereal57914 жыл бұрын

  • The best part by far is all ted’s expressions at any given point

    @pugs8mmybrain854@pugs8mmybrain8543 жыл бұрын

  • Craigory reminded me of a story with my uncle, he asked if I knew my uncle Jim's real name (James) and with no hesitation I blurted out "Jimothy!" As confident as I could. Might name my kids that lmaoo

    @AlexGabriel-df2xs@AlexGabriel-df2xs2 жыл бұрын

  • The “I think I almost got cancer” sold the buzzfeed food review

    @enternamehere4455@enternamehere44554 жыл бұрын

  • Is that THE Wegman's? The Wegman's that PETER CAINE himself declared to be his favorite store?

    @ignatiusarchambault1049@ignatiusarchambault10494 жыл бұрын

  • 9:08 when I was younger I had one of those and threw up and I think the chicken was uncooked

    @ChevyYenko@ChevyYenko3 жыл бұрын

  • I’m glad I’m not the only one that ate chapstick. I used to get the tiny ones from the dentist, and it tasted great and I still don’t regret it

    @Fatal-qu5pt@Fatal-qu5ptАй бұрын

  • I’m so happy I randomly found this channel

    @gourmei7590@gourmei75905 жыл бұрын

    • Glad to have ya!

      @TedNivison@TedNivison5 жыл бұрын

  • I am here to represent those who actually enjoy lunchables to this day. They're overpriced as hell, yeah, but it's a classic and I unironically enjoy them.

    @abaddonarts1129@abaddonarts11294 жыл бұрын

    • My college campus actually sells them. Represent

      @YELLERHEAD@YELLERHEAD4 жыл бұрын

    • no

      @ktorres9693@ktorres96934 жыл бұрын

    • At least I heat them in the microwave! Tired of seeing people eating the pizza ones unheated...

      @LadyMoonNugz184@LadyMoonNugz1844 жыл бұрын

    • As a college lad, I still get lunchables all the time. They're just like satisfying in a wierd way and its awesome

      @brendendene5179@brendendene51794 жыл бұрын

    • Laith Al-Fdeilat ok buddy

      @MrMelon-ew4lu@MrMelon-ew4lu4 жыл бұрын

  • The text box at 7:12 is a command for you to laugh

    @Maxx-in9ql@Maxx-in9ql3 жыл бұрын

  • Aight so no scooby doo gummies and fruit roll ups.

    @mlandry5244@mlandry52443 жыл бұрын

  • The Mongolian children in my basement: 13:46

    @ZestyMuffin5@ZestyMuffin54 жыл бұрын

    • h u h

      @seafoam2190@seafoam21903 жыл бұрын

    • SleepySeafoam why are you confused.

      @CatastrophicTV@CatastrophicTV3 жыл бұрын

    • You had to.. you just had to...

      @thedjentleman4169@thedjentleman41693 жыл бұрын

  • he looked genuinely confused and worried at 2:20

    @jcason9748@jcason97485 жыл бұрын

  • 6:08 The way he said yogurt got me rolling🤣

    @Atrake_fin@Atrake_fin2 жыл бұрын
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