Today I go over the 10 best defensive vehicles in GTA Online!
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst KZheadr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 KZheadr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA KZheadrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
The video cut at 8:27 from the civilian hitting you to the entire rear windshield being taken out is a perfect description of GTA npc’s
he needed revenge
I was looking to see if someone else noticed it! Never related to it so much lol
Bro that shit had me crying lmfaoo
Average GTA player 😂
Lmfao
I love how the number of missiles the canis seminole can take increases every time you talk about it
I bought it and i did not see e he was jokng
@@zenosama8671 L
Thank god you said that, I was considering buying it and dint know he was joking
@@timothystone3360 lol 😂😂
You forgot about the Canis Seminoles ability to activate stealth mode at all times and its missile barrage feature when in flight!
Stealth mode only available when painted Matte Red
@@breal6718 or metallic red, if you turn off your headlights
And built in orbital cannon
and it gives you an automatic $30000000000000000 every time you get in it
@@breal6718 Along with beating the dr dre heist 69 times
we all know that the seminole is the greatest vehicle to ever live in gta online, we are truly blessed to have such an amazing car
The true Oppressor Mk3
has it's downside though ... was driving it the other day, and my wife walked in. she was getting pretty h0rny seeing me owning such a majestic vehicle and didn't let me finish gta online my session :(
Imagine a seminiole with 3 faggios on the sides even try hard's don't know this power
Amen
You’re lying right?
And what makes the Obey omnis E-GT even better then the other Imani- tech cars is that it dosent have its own icon it has just an regular dot, like what the toreador has so people wont know your in an Imani-tech car by looking on the mini map, so if an oppressor MK2 comes after you they will probably think your in a regular car but in reality your inside a imani tech car so they get trolled and cant lock on to you.
Facts!
That’s when i have my arm out the window death gripping C4 ready to launch at him when he turns the corner lol
Got the sticky bombs already hanging out the window too
They can't hit you post nerf anyway
I honestly did not know this! Even about the toreador..such an underrated vehicle
Don't forget the jet pack is great against MKIIs and other missles as well. If you fly is a straight line the missles won't hit you. They spam the missles at you and when they run out I turn around and chase them. They usually jump off the bike. It is also the only weaponzied vehicle you can go passive in.
Then again the nerfed Opressor Mk II couldn't hit the side of a fucking planet, no point to be bringing up vehicles that were good against it, everything is good against it now, just move your vehicle .3 degrees in any direction and they won't hit shit
JET PACK UNDERRATTED
Jet pack blows up after hitting literally anything. It has to be the weakest and most overpriced item on warstock
@@saucebag5780 iTS STILL A DOPE WEAPON THO MR. SAUCY
@@breal6718 tell 'im. I've never owned jetpack in GTAO. Takes me back to CJ talking to James Woods.
On a more serious note though, the seminole is a fairly good starter vehicle for offroading and generally just getting around the map
100% not even a joke it can climb mount Chiliad easily
Can it take a lot of Oppressor Missiles ?
@@MichaelMyers-pj2uk dude he literally said it can tank 700 trillion homing rockets
@@huberticle yeah but he could also be joking that’s why I asked. I have never seen anyone use the Seminole in a lobby.
@@MichaelMyers-pj2uk Yeah cause no one knows about it really
I've the quad 20mm cannons on my Half Track, they deal apocalyptic levels of damage to everything, only Canis Seminole can withstand the carnage. Also, Toreador has torpedoes which track and fly out of water. So if you are sneaky, you can escape into the water, turn around, and remove Depressor Mk.2 from down under if they decide to hover over you and aren't aware of the flying torpedoes. Thanks Obama for balistic missiles and attack helicopters. Peace Nobel prize well deserved for those.
You forgot about the Seminole’s ability to activate sonar while in submersible mode, where it can scan for crates to help with cargo
Facts my bad
It's good to also mention that some of these 'defensive weaponized' vehicles can be used in heists, namely the Insurgent Pick Up Custom, the Half-Track and the Toreador. Others like the Stromberg cannot be used. The Toreador also has unlimited missiles compared to other homing missile vehicles which usually only have about 20.
Yea, the Toreadors machine guns got buffed an update or two back, was a silent update but they were absolutely execrable up until a few months back
Note to toreador owners: parking it in an apartment garage will allow you to use it in auto shop contracts. You can't call vehicles in via your phone in these missions, therefore you need to physically go to a garage and pick it up and parking it in the Kosatka means you won't be able to do this.
Buy two 😁
Literally just got off GTA Online and I just wanted to say, this video helped A LOT! Especially with the insurgent and the idiot who kept trying to blow it up. Here’s the story: So I logged in, and jumped into my Buffalo STX (with lock-on jammer). I drove to the Casino to spin the wheel. All the while, there is a CEO in various weaponized vehicles, going around and causing mayhem. Anyway, I get out of the casino and start to head back to my office by Del Perro pier. As I’m driving an explosion goes off behind me and I’m immediately thinking MKII oppressor. It wasn’t. It was a Toreador. As I look behind me, he gets hit #1 with a missile. I step on it and start swerving and weaving through traffic. I make it back to my office, having survived two more missile hits. I get into my insurgent pickup custom and head back out there. It didn’t take long for this guy to start shooting me with missiles again from his Toreador. He’s getting hits and I’m dropping mines. Kill 1 for me, as he drives over one. He dies, I return my truck to storage and then recall it to reset the armor and I’m driving around again. This guy comes at the me with the Toreador again. So I try the same thing, but he’s dodging my mines, so I drive right back into him. He fires a missile that hits my truck as I ran him, BOOM! Kill #2 (technically he committed suicide because of that). So at this point, I use the in-game chat to let him know that he’ll run out of missiles before he can destroy my pickup. I guess he didn’t believe me, because he starts coming at me with an Oppressor MKII. So I follow the other piece of advice I was given from you, and that was to go underneath bridges and drop mines. Well sure enough, this idiot follows me, and BOOM! Kill #3 for me. My proudest moment in GTA Online. Outlasting him with my insurgents defensive armour, using mines to blow him up when he was chasing me, and then driving back into them so they die from their own weaponry. Harm, thank you so much my guy!
I love the Skyrim music, we all know what game we really should be playing right now
True though lol
I'll always appreciate the Skyrim background music paired wit very well researched & articulated videos
Respect 🤝
@@HarmNone ✊🏽
I love dogfighting jets in my Seminole. And it doesn't show on radar, has space cannons and is invisible. Also the trunk-mounted orbital cannon with its destroy-everything-and-everyone-on-the-map function is cool as hell. It wheelies too!
Very nice list - thx for sharing... and i can confirm your recommendations as well since I own all that vehicles too.
Love the elder scrolls music in the back ground. Perfect. 👌
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I really like how when the Seminole pulled up in the end and went it's morbin time
Great video thank you so much for your time.
I’m gonna say it. Ruiner 2000 is due for a buff. 5 million for a car that has 8 rockets, blows up in one rocket and can be locked onto is stupid. Give it the lock on jammer like the fully loaded one, 20 rockets and keep it so it blows up in one rocket.
Thanks for giving love to the Stromberg. It is one of my faves. Also the base half track is pretty strong, even if you don't have a bunker to upgrade it. I'd love to see you do a review of my favorite defensive vehicle for brokeys, the injection bug, which I still use at lvl 250.
I love baiting Jets in the Nightshark - you "hide" somewhere the jet has to get really low to be abled to hit you - throw sticky bomb out - boom
8:27 bro turned off the camera to shoot the driver lol
Lmao
Awesome video I agree 90% the new egt is a beast as are all of the other vehicles on this list. You forgot to mention the toreador has unlimited missiles and no minimap icon where the Stromberg is limited and has an icon. Also the regular insurgent is pretty much bulletproof from the back except for a tiny window which doesn't line up with your avatar anyway
Nice description (yes I read it all) and that was craaazy.
I think it's great that Rockstar named a car after me. Been playing the series since I was 3 years old lol.
Absolutely love my Toerado subcar, I owned the stromberg for a bit but then I won the Toerado when it was the podium vehicle at the Diamond Casino and straight sold my Stromberg, yes it doesn't has as strong of weapons like the Stromberg but it's fairly fast recharge for the boost makes up for that,plus it's a 4 seater which is also nice.
Absolute mint list 👍 except for the Seminole always good to add a little laugh into an otherwise serious buying guide.
Just loved your videos ❤️🤙
Tip for the avenger: if you put an apc in the back of it, when the avenger gets disabled from rockets and crashes you dont die, and you can just hop in the apc to stay in the fight. Pretty good for escaping too if you have the mine layer on your apc
DONT BUY THE STROMBERG... JUST BUY THE TOREADOR
Definitely 👍
I love my Toredor. I have the Oppressor MK 2, Deluxo, Nightshark, Reever, Kosatka, Avenger, Terrorbyte, and the sparrow and I still make reasons to hop in my Toredor. Very fun vehicle.
It’s my most used vehicle
Bro this video is not only informative but your prius joke had me rolling!!! You got me to sub :)
good video and nice Skyrim music but I mean the mullet 😂
I always Appreciate these vids man
Amazing Video 👏
For me it’s definitely the Nightshark and the Toreador! One is the Allrounder for Attack and Defense and on the other hand it’s the best and super useful Lifesaver
They’re both so damn good
The main problem I have with the Akula is it's week armour. I have people hopping in the Akula thinking a can take a few hits, but I can't. 2nd problem is that it's not the easiest chopper to fly. It's easier than some choppers to land, but trying to fly between obstacles and weave through buildings it's a challenge in itself.
Could a video idea be ranking all the cars with that have active spoilers? Or is that a little too irrelevant maybe. Just thought of it as a fun idea for a video! Btw keep up the great work, and hope you have a great rest of your day! Peeeeaaacceee!
Cars that have active spoiler or flaps are broken btw ( avoid at all cost for "racing" ) They overwrite every downforce upgrades you put on the car ( discovered by broughty 1322 )
Love the Skyrim score in the background
That Skyrim music in the background😂. Makes the video a hundred times better.
Love ur vids bro
Much love homie
"so getting away from other helicopters will be pretty easy with the Akula" **cuts to him struggling to stay in the air** *MAYDAY* *MAYDAY*
Great vid, great advice. Just filled an entire garage with Canis Seminoles ....ready for WAR !
I wish there was a variant of the MOC cab Where you have the option to put armor plating on it and it covers the windows completely I’m pretty sure a lot of people wish for the samething.
I'm feeling the switch up with fits in the last vids
Something I would love to see is a custom lobby that has 9 players in one insurgent pickup and 9 in another, driving opposite directions. The objective is to joust each other with weapons(landline banned) the winner is the last vehicle standing.
Just took me a second to realize the Skyrim music that was playing wasn’t my actual Skyrim I have open but instead this video. A cultured individual through and through.
Yessir 🤝
Rather if people like or not like your videos they're very informative keep doing you appreciate it. Cali love all day
I like the night shark, the plating is good, it’s even better when you have a bullet proof helmet and your ducking
Great vid 👍
I see your point now with the pickup custom. I still like the nightsharks speed and maneuverability more 👍✌
Nightshark is good for solo players while Insurgent is even better with a friend or use the Nightshark with the Flak Cannon attached to the back
Great videos big dawg! I already consider you an authority. Subbed.
Welcome to the channel boss 🤝
Tbh, mising the old Harmnone... Your replys put a smile on our faces and probably made our day. Now turning into the average youtuber :|
The skyrim sound track in the back is amazing
Love that music so much
The seminole is a vehicle only the true gta chads can own, obviously is the greatest vehicle in GTA history, a true gem 🤓
110%
Awesome 💪🏻 boss
Let’s go!
@@HarmNone yess 🙏🏻❤️
Good job
The Akula is better than any other helicopters because has stealth mode. When fly really high in it, you go into stealth mode with is amazing/insane in my opinion
Never even heard of the Seminole, I’m gunna go buy it right now!😂
The Seminole can take up to 100 tsar bomba nukes before being destroyed...but knowing that no weapons in game has enough megatons to destroy the Seminole, it is technically invincible
I’m honestly so happy I found this channel. I can tell this guy really did his research. I love seeing how much dedication and work he puts into what he does.
I can't believe I fell for that Seminole bit, at first when I blew up almost instantly from the night sharks machine guns that was destroying me I thought maybe I needed the custom armor in the bunker or something. Then I started reading the comments section 😅
Omnis E-GT is my favorite freemode vehicle, very good defensive and offensive vehicle
Yeah, i think ruinner 2000 is a honorable mention as well as deluxo and scramjet, but still the seminole is far more better than any gta vehicle
That Seminole is really something 😄😄
Wow I never knew that about the Seminole🤷♂️
Is that skyrim music in the background? Epic.
I’m putting a Seminole in my garage as a shrine to the KZheadr that taught me how to properly make money in GTA. Thanks dude!
Daily harmnone video so I don't die #32 The half track is so good right now, because it's discounted, really strong and to be honest, not that slow.
Facts 🤝
11:46 lmao i love the facts.
Love seeing the omnis e-gt on here. It truly is a great defensive vehicle, and a good looking vehicle at that. Half-Track is my go-to anti griefer/try hard vehicle. Combined with an AA trailer with the flak cannon, you’re basically unstoppable. (So long as you have a friend to help you with operating the gun, and having either vehicle)
The E GT might be the best car from the update honestly
@@HarmNone where did u put on the armor for the car? Or the jammer u said that it will take half a million but i cant see where to buy it.
@@grz5978 in an agency
Funny how people still get this wrong, the Stromberg can take up to 9-guided/nonguided/barrage missiles depending on where they hit, also once a broomstick is locked one missile is enough...
That’s wrong to inform you of the updated facts the mk2 got a serious buff it’s not worth it’s scrap anymore it’s missiles are weak and inaccurate now
Paul Lorette back with another banger👍🏾
Let’s go hahahahaha
@@HarmNone I saw that on Forza..like hold up😂👍🏾
Half track is hot 🔥🔥🔥🔥👍 got my second half track for my arcade , the other is in my apartmen
8:26 lolol why you kill my man like that😭😭😭🤣
I bought the stromberg before the Cayo update thinking ahead cuz of the sub, and then they released the toreador with the sub so I bought that😂😂 now my stromberg is gathering dust lmaooo it was op before though I loved it defo taking out for a spin later for sure
If you try to run away in the toreador in a freeway it can actually outrun the oppressor
Props on the Skyrim music. I'll go play that now instead of gta thanks.
the skyrim music in a gta video is a trip
Subscribed
Welcome to the channel
I appreciate the skyrim background music
thanks
Really enjoying your content, I honestly had no idea you only had 50,000 subs until I saw your post. I like how your content is to the point and pretty entertaining as well. You seem to actually put some good gameplay clips in while you’re talking instead of just random clips that have nothing to do with what you’re talking about.
I definitely try to make things interesting and unique compared to other channels 🤝
I was like damn I don't have the trade price for the Stromberg but then I remember the other day I had helped my friend do his doomsday setups. Plot twist, We present you HarmNone's Red Canis Seminole.
I use the MOC cab for VIP/CEO haulage. Make sure tires are bulletproof and 100% armor. Performance upgrades make it a really fast semi truck. Right now it’s double money 40K for an easy 10 minute mission. The only tryhards that can kill me are the ones using weapon hacks. On PC If I need to kick out the lobby due to hackers, I quickly open task manager, click on performance tab, click on open resource monitor at the bottom, right click on the GTA5 process and select suspend process, wait 5 seconds, right click again and select resume process. Boom! lobby empties and I finish up haulage.
Mock cab .. you can also have friends sit on the hitch back and they get missle protection as if in the cab
True
Congrats on 60k
Much love 🤝
on the half track you dont need the armor on the windows , it only make it worse cause you wont be able to use guns and the front window is bullet proof either way , if you have a driver the gunner wont die to explosives
You should do dominator next, a bunch of cars, and cool ones at that
If the Canis Seminole gets added to the Agency i will come back to this video. 😂
‘Occasionally I guess it might happen’ based on the fact that missiles from a buzzard fire about once per second, it would take 700,000,000,000,000 seconds, /60, /60, /24, /365… it would take 22,196,854 years to destroy the Seminole. That’s why it’s the goat
Thank you for this math 🤝🙏🏼
I like how nobody talked abt when the car hit him at 8:29 den the clip cut out and came bck to the windows being shot out and a dead driver 🤣😂
The skyrim music in the background is too funny to me
My frozen 1.84kd has a care free attitude towards all aggression😎
You forgot to mention that Canis Seminole with turbo tuning can actually travel faster than the speed of light and can you can travel through multiverse to find map of GTA6
It annoys me that I've spent 10s of millions of dollars on these defensive vehicles and then rockstar forces me use garbage trucks and slow a$$ ups vehicles to do my delivery runs.
you forgot to mention that the TOREADOR is the only land vehicle with INFINITE missles, you can spam them all day, they don't run out lol
The Kanis Seminole. The Chuck Norris of GTA vehicles. Legend has it, it has Nokia level armor.
The akula chopper is great except when arguing with power line towers 🤣🤣🤣 I the same shit all the time too.