SEKIROT "Might Die A Lot" (Sekiro Cartoon Parody)
2020 ж. 11 Мам.
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A cartoon parody by Matthew Shezmen
VOICE ACTING:
Matthew Shezmen
Isabelle Amponin
Jonah Scott
Chuck Brown
Marc Urban
Chad Fischer
Minh Ton
SSJ9K
Kenzooo
xXSilver146Xx
SquillaKilla
Jason Moore
The Pruld
Kojiasano
Caleb Badiuk
Charlie Hopkinson
Song vocals by:
/ @helloromix
Playstation 1 sequence by:
/ @64bits
Translations by:
/ s0ulbells
#Sekiro #Parody #GameOfTheYear
What if Corona Virus is just this world's version of Dragon rot and someone just sucks at being a ninja
That’s just a theory. A *G A M E T H E O R Y*
I also thought that!
Bruh lmao
*illuminati intensifies*
LMAO
Me: "Huh, this is pretty serious." "Colonel sanders is coming to ashina" "I should've seen that coming."
That intro
YOU NEVER SEE IT COOOOMIING !!!
@@zeo_o6395 Well it won't be his Last Surprise.
kzhead.info/sun/l6aNqcx_a2p4Z2g/bejne.html
22:56 for the people confused, it's a glitch used by speedrunners to "swim" thru walls to skip the fight against the ape and go straight to the objective.
Just went down to the comments to see if someone has mentioned it. Love the details here
I’ve seen people go thru walls with a remnant talking about a shortcut. I was surprised when the wall was solid
What, is that true
@@ashanisuranga2687 yes look up sekiro speedrun
@@PrivateJoker0119 thanks brother, I just beat isshin the sword saint yesterday. What a experience. It was my first from soft game. Is there any tip you have that can help me to learn perfectly deflect.
I was half-expecting Genichiro to dip his sword into McDonald’s Sprite for his Way of Tomoe phase.
Itchy Nose Counter made up for it in my opinion, it was unironically a great pay off.
Yeah it would be cool in the isshin sword saint fight but he was weak in that fight so he didn't even get a chance to draw the sprite ( Black mortal blade)
I expected Wolf to lose his Sen Sonic-style. Life is made of tiny disappointments.
"Dinner will be ready in 20 minutes!" -30 minutes later "Dinner is ready!" Classic Mom prank
She used to yell at me for a good 10 minutes XD So that's 99% accurate XD haha
@@Shezmen88 soooooooooooo you are Italian? (I am aswell)
@@capitanjulietti3436 yeah he is
Capitan Julietti siamo tutti italianiiiiiiiiii ... più o meno
Be glad you don’t have a Mexican mother instead of yelling she will harass you and beat you with Chankla
"An Ichimonji. Make it double." Pure gold there
Sekiro: Dies from alcoholic poisoning Ishin: -Heh! This youngsters too weak now...
"Red bull makes you fly." "Mountain dew as bike's engine." Etc.
"Be careful, it's strong stuff"
I don’t get it
@@declicitous1763 The double ichimonji is a combat art
16:51 "6 Ashina Spears" and "Here comes the seventh" Damn... That is a really well done semi hidden joke. Good job on that one!
I choked on my drink at that part 😂
How I Dreaded against that optional mini Boss I think I Died to him more then O'Rin Lady Butterfly combined But yeah not gonna it had me rolling and in tears was hilarious.
Hey not my fault my I'm ninja rn
One of the best
Dude. A half hour long animated parody? & it was all accurate & funny af. Much respect. Even live action parody this long would've taken a lot of time & effort. This is epic. Well done.
Yeah this dude is hella talented
I almost died after seeing him lean to yell: “MY NAAAAAAAAAME IS GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA!” Lmao
best boss
Damm that voice, such power. Truly he must be dragonborn.
@@mischaprudon3316 yes XD YES
DEAF
That was the best part 😂
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that....they didn't have to go THAT HARD with the intro song. But they did.
It's amazing 😂😵
I read your comment right before that intro, I owe a like to the comment.
Underrated
Anything in Japanese sounds so much cooler
@@Desned369 it’s not rlly Japanese it’s just rlly weird English. Really go back and listen it’s kinda like animal crossing sounds it’s just kinda distorted
26:02 Are we not gonna talk about how godly this animation is?
No..
@@orochimaru3604 Uncalled for.
I just pressed the button.
@@somekidinband3892i
@@somekidinband3892 Good enough
Just a masterpiece. It's amazing how you can relive the entire game through this while it adds so much. Thanks for this passion!
Well hello there, I see a fellow world of tanker that has died alot in sekiro.
Lol king seeker Will Frampton is here
Sekiro: what an honourable warrior Isshin, the glock saint: Parry this you filthy casual
Sekiro: Parried like a badass, only for his posture to get obliterated.
No such thing as honor in the battlefield.
Isshin : Anyway, i start BLASTING.
Not so honorable when I forced the Demon of Hatred to commit suicide on my second play through.
@@odinson5911 I need you to tell me how you did this. Please. It keeps wrecking me on the first health bar.
"I wonder how he'll tackle the monkey." *See's water glitch* ..That is too clever....
That was the one thing i did not expect to see in this
Sig swim2win ez
its a speedrun reference
Dude this parody is god tier. 18:23 I was waiting for that ROBERTOOOO voiceline from the start
I remember my first playthrough of Sekiro and it was almost exactly like this. Second one went by in a flash
It is truly amazing how empowered you feel in NG+. It almost feels like getting revenge on all the bosses that gave you so much trouble before. It just goes to show how great the game's combat is.
Sekiro : What an honourable warrior. Isshin: *Pulls Glock*
Monarch BLUE parry this you friggin casual
To be fair, you basically get a shotgun
@Jak Starkel 27:49
@@shinobidaniel_12 You mean a flame belch, although it's only really good against certain enemies.
Parry this focking casual
It's crazy how accurate this animation actually is. You recognize every location and scenario by it's finest details!
yeah like when kuro dressed up like a woman
And the McDonald stuff
kzhead.info/sun/l6aNqcx_a2p4Z2g/bejne.html
Yeah when isshin used lawn mower Kuro was certainly in its way probably didn't make a lot of noise while being turned into a paste being a kid
Never played this game, but his DS3 map is spot on.
"Colonel Sanders is coming to Ashina, bringing his army of branded soldiers."
Not gonna lie Wolf being thrown into Oscar's room and the boulder coming in absolutely has me in tears to this day
Hope you guys are safe.
u 2
No u
:)
Matthew Shezmen you’re cool
Finaly :)
“Can you step to the side I need to give birth to my grandfather.” “You what?”
You what?
Wait when did they say that
@@iamablacksabbathsong9765 27:25
It was his uncle
@@user-ef4fs9vs2x nope, grandaddy
@16:29 Was already enjoying this tremendously with the various other references, and then you had to go and bring my childhood memories into this with Okami. Absolute masterpiece
The fact you added the Glitch to the flower had me dying. The amount of care into the details of this is actually amazing. Incredible talent.
Where?
Just before 23:00@@labeilleautiste6318
@@labeilleautiste6318 Guardian Ape bossfight. There’s a glitch that speed runners use to bypass that fight using the water breathing skill you get from the False Corrupted Monk
Really didn't expect ThePruld screaming "Sekiro" at the top of his lungs, really a nice addition
Where is this?
@@bradmace9005 9:36, I think
Yumi Ty bro
BEKUSTABUUU
That's ThePruld? Woah you have a clear hearing mate
Wolf: I never faced such and honorable warrior Isshin: *For his neutral special, he wields a gun
Instead of the Thunder of Itchy Nose, it’s All-Out GUN.
kzhead.info/sun/l6aNqcx_a2p4Z2g/bejne.html
And it is an actual Glock 😂
That was the perfect treat for after beating the game today. There is so much detail packed into this animation, and it was funny as hell too. This was the true good ending.
Love the princess mononoke reference at 24:45
What's the soundtrack's name?
@@ahmedrahi5404it’s from shadow of the colossus and the track is the opened way
@@high.level.noob. thanks.
"My nameeeee is gyouuuubuuuu masataka oniiiwaaa" *sekiro disappear* Lol i like that part
"Deaf"
Heard that one coming from a mile away but it was still hella funny....
Lol thats the funniest shit.
i was lucky to not have been drinking when i saw that.
The mist noble meme, the glock saint, the Gyoubu and Lotus of the Palace's speedrun skips and tons of other stuff! There was literally everything in this amazing cartoon. You did it Shez, you created another masterpiece!
Yo man thank you so much, seriously!!! \o/
I like that you perfectly captured a normal playthrough with the return ending
I didn’t see a Hesitation is Defeat joke though.
He even go Yoshimitsu from Tekken in there!
I agree perfect.
Its... masterpiece. You showed exactly everyone's first playthrough with so much jokes, like going to headless thinking this will be easy to dye from terror (in real life too tho). And on top of it, you showed like somebody (not speedrunners) are using speedrun techniques to avoid fighting some annoying bosses
When sekiro saw the tengu set and said "I didn't know you were playing drums for slipknot" I knew this was gold content, this was amazing.
Matthew is the literal representation of quality over quantity.
Just hope he does a bloodborne one
Kinda like from software in that way lol
But its 30min long, so more like quality and quantity.
Take your 300th upvote!
@@casedistorted :0 ty sir!
"Didn't realize you were playing the drums for Slipknot." I really don't know why I lost it at that point.
Gotta love chris fehn
HE DID HIS TIME and he went out
I don't like animation usually, but this was INCREDIBLE. Absolute top tier and my God this was unbelievable. Seriously amazing job! My face hurts so bad from laughing and smiling nonstop.
BRO THE INTRO MUSIC! Absolute fire!!!! This is one of a kind. It was such an honor to watch. I had to hold back tears and I'm not even halfway through!
“He wants a world of perpetual Black Friday...........” “Heresy!”
This is MADNESS!
@@dondoukhan4942 THIS IS SPAR.....JAPAN!!!!!!!
The heretic will pay with his coupon codes being invalid for all eternity! Mwuhahahahaa
Mist noble “destroyer of worlds” Most accurate
He still had too few life bars tbh...
Ο Επιστήμων they should have made it where he gained more health or damage, each health bar you took down, and I feel like he shoulda had like 4 health bars.
LADY BUTTERFLY THE FASTEST OLD WOMAN ALIVE EVER!!
He destroyed that Sabbath cover at least. My poor ears.
Dude he was harder than a 1v69 Ishins
This makes me so happy! Thank you for making it and sharing it!! It’s amazing!
I wonder if any of the developers have watched this. I bet they would love it.
That " I didn't know you play the drum for Slipknot" part killed me
The Chris Fehn (Slipknot) reference, Doujin being a 100% Safe doctor, That accent of the gun fort enemies, FRIGGIN MIST NOBLE There's just so much work put into this... Thank you for making these animations for us
Thanks man! So glad you noticed those details ;)
Mist noble, destroyer of worlds
@@Shezmen88 I haven't played the game, but still immensely loved this animation, and the many references, even tho some are going over my head (but the dude playing iron man on the flute and then the other one trying smoke on the water with his shamisen are awesome)! Love your work, keep going at your pace and crafting those beloved parodies, and as soon as i'll get a paying job i'll be on the list of your patreons :)
This is AWESOME MATTHEW and the team! Shared this with my friends and I'm subbed! WOW!
This was beautiful, from the random Pokemon, to the very relatable scenarios of trying to defeat each boss. I'm glad i watched this. 👏🏻
**WOOOOO guy hits the Demon Bell** Now we are talking.
*OKAY IT’S HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM!*
I'M FREAKING OUT!
IS THIS THE REAL LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE?
I AM CALM!!!
I CANT BELIVE IS REAL BUT IS REAL
I am usually pretty calm. It's just that I am a little bit, ABSOLUTELY EXCITED!
perfect animation and vid is always. im amazed how many references from other games and stuff. especially evangelion ones. it really fitted well
That was brilliant.one of the best clips i've ever watched.thank you
"I didn't know you were playing drums for SLIPKNOT" What a legend you are for that.
That was amazingggg😂👏
😂😂😂
i just crack off to that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LADY BUTTERFLY THE FASTEST OLD WOMAN ALIVE EVER!!
That is the most accurate depiction of the chained ogre I've seen
You can just tune into the WWE to see more of those moves
And MY NAMEEEEE
He even added the turkey from behind during drop kick
I need to see a whole series of this. Absolute gold!
This is one of the most wholesome videos I've seen in a while being a gamer. I really appreciated the Quake Arena, Gohost n Goblins and not least of all Metal Gear Solid. Much Respect
6:33 I was waiting for the “MY NAMMMEEEEE” 😂 I was not disappointed
I died laughing when that happend I must've laughed for like 20 minutes
I thought it was Fush Ro Dah...
The best moment
@@rayalbanese8056 me 2
Best scene everr😂😂😂
13:20 is so accurate, you only get unseen aid after you've lost everything😂😂
What's unseen aid???
It’s supposed to stop you from losing xp and money, but has a 30% chance of activating
@@nasirgoldman2475 Much lower if you die a bunch and give everyone dragonrot
Anyone notice the green thing from Nioh
@@arthurs3675 Kodama
I played Sekiro 3 times. You nailed it! I can watch this video over and over and cant stop laughing. ❤
31:17 The choice of song for the credits is a friendly reminder that Snake Eyes is one of the best tracks in Sekiro and Matt knew it.
Son: father how were the memes in your time? me: come closer son... MY NAME IS GYOBU MAZATAKA ONYWA
highly underrated
MASATAKA no MaZataka
whenever i enter a fight now on any game i scream that in my head
i now want to have a child just to do this lmmfao thx
@@dmangamer2697 he is my favorite boss in the game
God this just represented everything we felt playing this
you mean the feeling of playing an old Japanese film and the interpretations of each encounter? Yeah I agree
This came up in my feed, I did not expect it to be this funny. Thanks for doing this!
This is the first video i watched in this channel which made me watch all of the other videos in this channel ❤️ nice work bro❤️
Seriously though, why are there so many Pokemon hidden everywhere? 3:18 Oddish in the bottom right corner. 5:58 Beedrill in the top left corner. 6:35 Onix bottom left. 8:14 Abra on the right. 8:38 Cubone on the top. 10:12 Metapod in the top left corner. 11:05 Dragonair flying from bottom right to top left very quickly. 13:00 Hitmonlee right to left very quickly. 19:30 Scyther on a banner. 19:38 Kabuto in the top left corner. 22:53 Poliwag in the cave entrance. 23:32 Pidgey on the right. 24:33 Moltres silhouette top left corner. 25:34 Gyarados in the bottom left corner. 26:18 Mew flying through the top right corner. 26:43 Vulpix in the bottom left corner. 27:55 Vileplume from left to right. 31:16 Porygon behind him. I dont even know if I found them all but I love it.
Funny thing, only pokemon I've noticed is Metapod 10:12 which you haven't mentioned))) Great work anyway, thx.
@@viktorvorobiev4570 Oh, i did actually notice that, must have somehow forgotten to list it. Gonna add it. Thanks! xD
24:33 looks like Moltres, on that curtains, left side.
23:32 looks more like Pidgey. But impressive finds. :D
@@Irualdemon Damn, you're right. I got the names mixed up. They're all just birds...
The guards would be like: "That girl is so beautiful, she can only be lord Kuro in disguise"
German soldiers when they see a lady with tequilla
@@sesawter4999 It's that a MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!
@@sesawter4999 What have you done.
@@Concerned_Custodian kuro joestar
I just recently finished Sekiro for the first time. Wow, this was entertaining. Kuro’s voice actor was spot on.
Can’t believe you made your mom wait 32 min for you to finish watching the vhs
Kuro: Wolf Wolf: Yes? Kuro: Wolf Wolf: Yes. Kuro: Wolf. Wolf: Wolf. Kuro: Woof Wolf: Woof! My fav part :3
Minute?
@@vitoscaletta2045 15:46
wuf
😂😂😂😂😂
I have SEVERAL questions
Fling him so hard he landed in another game. DARKSOULS
This is the best content I've seen in a while!!
I beat this game 4 times for all the endings in 2019 and come back to this video every now and then when I want to experience the game again but without the stress.
Holy shit that sounds like the real kid that plays lord's kuro voice.
woof
@@bourne. woof
Don't think a kid played it but a women
It's actually a woman who did the English voice acting for kuro.
i mean, 30 minutes is very long, too.
Just remember Gyobu has been able to drift a horse this whole time
It's even funnier in portuguese, becase we translate "drift" as "cavalo de pau", or "wooden horse". XD
i've never seen such good animation! GREAT JOB dude
So much and long effort and comittment put into it. So great! Keep it up.
12:45 I love how Genichro's favorite food is pure salt. The attention to details is insane
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The effort put into this is insane, great job but holy shit
James Matthews he has a dark souls one to
A entire Dork souls 3 trilogy
Why is he saying Emma is a Milf? How old is she (i played sekiro but no mention of her age)
@@Beowulf95 emma is tough insanely tho for ex kzhead.info/sun/ncWEiLqMr4J9f4E/bejne.html
This is so amazingly well made. Every single thing about this is great
24:45 I did not expect to hear a “Shadow of the Colossus” song in this 😂
6:32 I knew exactly what was going to happen and I still rolled on the floor laughing
I thought it wasn’t going to happen for a sec
Fuck the laugh was too strong
MYYY NAAAAAME.... IS GYOBU MASATAKA ONIWAAAAA. AS I BREATHE, YOU WILL NOT PASS THE CASTLE GATE.
@@tomute9212 I say that yelling loud lol
You roll on the floor BECAUSE you know it was going to happen, that wait before his scream was simply perfect. Definitely my favourite part 😂😂😂😂
Jesus the ACCURACY in 26:10 its insane, i was just fighting the dragon like “how tf have i done this”
It was such a nice move from From Soft to give this badass and quite an easy fight before I got my ass handed to me a trillion times by the actual two hardest bosses in the entire game.
Same for when he first fought genichiro
Truly wonderful, didn't expect to stay for the whole video
holy crap this was so good tyvm for your content.
"E' prontoooo!" "ARRIVOOOO!!!" Every Italian gamer... at least 100 times in his life.
yup
Posso confermare
Piu Che Vero.
Confermo!
mi e' successo mentre stavo leggendo.........
Imagine if the location was italy and thepruld got his hands on it
Sekiro no backstabbu
oh no
YES
Sekirooooooooo
VAFFANCULOOOOO
I have rewatched this animation several times for the past couple days. God tier.
This is beyond funny 😂 the humor is so specific it makes you feel special even though we’ve all had these great experiences with the game
Can I have a full opening. Like that's a legit toptier anime opening
My favorite part for sure!
We need it!!
There is one. He made it.
28:46 I LOVE how Sekiro goes japanese when he's scared, lovely touch.
7:19 When I first ran into that part that’s exactly how I felt lol “nope! I’ll come back when I have more skills” lol
OMG, this is Incredible! im LMFAO so hard, relating to everything! Well DONE!
How many references do you want in this video? Matthew Shezmen: YES
12:45 can we appreciate how accurate that combo is?
Most accurate was I don't know iam just trying 😂😂😂 literally me 😂😂😂
Yeah he nailed all of Geni’s combos in this video.
floating/spiral passage
yes. and it seems we have learn from other player that we can have a small windows of opportunity for throwing the firecracker in the last move before he shoot the arrows. Wich is i never do that instead of consecutive deflecting
Awesome and accurate reproduction! Thank you.
Sono anni che ormai vedo e rivedo i tuoi video, ma non riesco a non stupirmi ogni volta❤hanno una qualità pazzesca, metti dei particolari sempre puntuali e riassume benissimo e con ironia le classiche run disigiate di noi souls players 😂 complimenti davvero, sei un fenomeno. Un artista con la A maiuscola❤
16:25 “Also, please bring me a cheeseburger... and a coke... ‘Murica.”
It’s America
I think
Not murica
@Ewan Carner I did put on subtitles (auto generated)
@@cermit5626 He says 'murica, it does not matter if it is America. You do not correct everyone, everytime they say "don't" or call it America a country, since it is a continent!
The anime beginning reminded me of a South Park episode where they are into ninjas
Let's fighting love!
"Protect my balls!" XD
@@Shezmen88 that explains why Kenny had a shuriken
@@Shezmen88 Daisetsu na mono. AKA Very Important Thing. Legit Japanese phrase.
"Kenny use your ninja stat Kenny!"
The music while fighting lady butterfly, man I died here so many times, that I don't think I will ever be able to forget this music.
i keep comming back to this as it is genius! thenk you sir for this masterpiece 🙏
"Where's he pulling out all this stuff from ?" Deep inside you, you know you already have the answer
I hope the answer is just not as deep as all of this stuff
That's a multilayered joke
his sleeve
Maybe related to wario
The Mist Noble playing Black Sabbath's Iron Man on his whistle killed me.
19:56
I low key expected the I will go on Piccolo lol
That ghost bandit at the door headbanging tho.. exactly like how I remembered it in the game
I think that was smoke on the water by deep purple
5:38 this is so HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣
I swear this video is never gonna get old, i love it so much