My friend Giselle is always running late for work in the morning, so I'm making her a machine that does her entire morning routine... from bed! It washes her face, applies moisturizer and covers her whole face in makeup at once. Will she like it?
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Starring Giselle Rafful
Edited by Nicolas Adrian Recalde
I love how you put that hand on the drill and then it’s whacking his face😂😂😂
Setting up all that isn't easy, he is a genius
Joseph: Gets abused by a mop trying to rub in moisturizer- Also Joseph: ItS pErfEct
1:00 2:00 3:00 4:00 5:00 6:00 7:00 8:00
well it's certainly better than a rubber hand
@@P4r4gu4y0 RFMFJFJRKR
Balloon pops argggghhhhaaaa
1:10 he gets obliterated by water
Can we appreciate...his hardwork...😊❣
yeah
the machines do it themselves tho
no
@@shannondavis4341 no
@@logan7156 no
The first face washer is perfect if you don't want to get up.
u can use it into a message on your back HAHAH
Just make sure not to drown
Тыгде
Тыгде
*drowns
When the balloon popped and he screamed I just died of laughter
LOL IKR
LMFAO I DID TOO
Same
Also when the hand flung off the drill
If you just died then how did comment
This guy is quite literally shaping the future-
So tumrue
True
😂
Yes you are right Love from Bangladesh💙💙
@@Crooques 0pl
Who else got this randomly in the recommendations?
This will be one of those videos that appear in people’s recommended in like 8 years
It only took 2 years
Now 3 years
1930: "In the Future we wiil have flying cars" Future:
*gets slapped by a rubber hand* Joseph: I need something softer *gets slapped by a mop which isn’t softer* Joseph: It’s perfect!
High h BBC would have to help with that
Nah how bout a microwave
😂 I'm dying
Really cool to see that there is research and development for these contraptions
Joseph : I am preety ? . . Camera man : this what my wife says😂😂😂😂
1:08 Joseph took that waterboarding like a champ
hi doodlechaos!
Hi
This comment will blow up like if it did
オーマーイーガー
🥲😁
This seems a lot harder then my normal morning routine
Exactly 😂
Same
@@Paladhn pppp
i lik dis
I totally agree!
2:56 is something I could watch all day and not get tired of 🤣😂
Lol rubbing moisturiser yourself is better than getting slapped in the face by a rubber hand with extreme pressure 😂
Lol
Power not pressure, pressure is corresponded with psi air or water pressure, power is the correct word just the grammar police helping you out
Please cite the academic study and data that supports your hypothesis.
army
Ikr
"Do I look pretty?" LMAO 🤣
pretty ugly
😂😂 wait wait you forgot to do the eye flutter when he said it
The way that machine applying moisturizer😂😂😂Lmao😆
Idk who this guy is, but I’m so glad KZhead recommended his channel to me 😄 These are some Wallace and Grommit level inventions 😂😭😭
Him: you don’t want to get the bed soaking wet 39 seconds later
@Juniper Russ guess i’ll *drown*
@@untypical-e1564 dammmmmm boy 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙
@@AlexVR2013 wth
@@ummlolok1603 exactly
Great entertainment, great machines and great comedy! Joseph, you're the one person the world needs right now.
How this doesn't have 25 million views is amazing. The comedy timing is perfect.
I always get late for my work Him: and i took that personally
lol
This certainly is easier than doing it all by hand...
exactly
Fun fact : that right 😂
YEAH!!!!!! FOR SUREEEEEE!!!
@@shadowowl6322 apakah anda orang indo?
@@KayTheKaiju Busyeeettt!!! Heiiii!!! Bagaimana anda bisa menyimpulkan, kalau diri saya yang lemah ini adalah orang dengan kewarganegaraan Indonesia ? wkwkwkwk Anda DUKUN YAAA ???
4:47 - think we found out how 'The Donald' gets ready in the morning.
I think you miswrote "Wallace".
Wow lol no kidding
Trumq
Donald trump?
@@icrazyy1100 is there someone else known as 'The Donald' who also has an orange face?
That one kid in a movies room:
When he screamed when the balloon popped made me laugh so hard
3:30 ✨Human car wash✨
When the ballon popped I laughed so hard 😂
Me too 😂
@@chinnyokonkwo5162 Haha 😂
Me to 😂😂😂😂
Me theree
Can someone explain to me why he literally gets makeup, water, and other stuff all for us? Please support him he puts in so much effort for us ❤
7:40 can’t stop laughing lmao
Ahahaha
I died after the first one lmaoooo
The makeup stamp works so much better than expected. I wonder why it doesn't exist yet
2:55 i died laughing
LOL. it actually looked better at the end! Love this!
This was great. I was looking up Rube Goldberg machines and when I originally clicked on this video I thought it was just going to show the final result, not him going through how he makes it. That's awesome and I love the humor you add to it! I'll definitely be checking out the rest of your videos!
I died laughing cause of the wash makeup thing
2:20 I think I've seen this part before just without the spoon.
that "AHH" after the balloon pops gets me everytime
5:40 lol
i love how the sponge in the face wash machine is shaped like a flower😂😂
Joseph : **tries the face washer* Also Joseph : **drowns and gets up*
to you
toyou like you
It feels like watching a horror movie at the first time when it really starts, but ended a comedy! Did any one says that you remind me of Sheldon in “Big Bang”? Well done!
3:11 lol 😂 the hands smacking ü
“I know how I can make money on KZhead, just turn my house into the Wallace and Gromit house, and film it!”
In all of my years- I have NEVER E V E R heard of “eyebrow & lip protectors” someone pls explain ;-;
Same
same
He put cut strips of wax paper and used a form of light glue
I think he stuck stickers to his face 😂
Same
‘Wow it’s perfect’ had me laughing
I always laugh so hard during these
Same~ 😂
when
Jeez, the spoilers at the beginning are brutal. I was looking forward to discovering all the funny stuff from watching it go. Thanks for the cool machine video! I love your videos! I just wish you would explain it all at the end instead of the beginning.
This is actually quite useful feedback, thanks! I'm curious if other people had this experience too? The reason I put in so much at the beginning is for people that aren't familiar with my work, I need to show them a lot to get them interested in watching the whole thing. But of course I don't want to give away too much or there's no point watching the rest. I'd love to hear what other people have to say, who else thought I gave away too much? I honestly thought the shots at the beginning were so fast that you barely have time to understand what's happening in them but maybe I'm wrong!
@@JosephsMachines Honestly, I like the way you did it with your cake server. Show the machine in one video, and do a follow-up where you explain the details.
First time here and tbh the beginning did attract me to watch the whole thing
@@JosephsMachines Personally, I thought the way you set the scene was fine, and I'm not a first-time viewer by any means.
@@JosephsMachines Thank you
I started laughing so hard when the light was just swinging around him.
1:43 Joseph :aaa Text day ,my friend asked me what Joseph scared Me: balloon bomb
A watering can pouring on my face would definitely wake me up in the morning
YES, you DO look pretty Joseph, pretty hilarious. You're worth a million laughs.
your life isnt worth it
3:55 makeup machine. (puts the makeup on.) Joseph: "do I look pretty?" Me: yes you look AMAZING." 😂🤣lol oof!
0:59 THE BEST WAY TO WAKE UP
3:42 Wow it's Perfect
You use your hands to create such a amazing machineries buy why can't you use that hands in doing easy daily life works. BTW I really love all your machinery.😍😍
Every mistake he maKes I laugh do hard I cry 😂🤣😂
When The Hand Was Swinging It Was Pike Slapping Him😅😅😅😂
3:49 my fav song ride of the valkyries. thanks
2:23 is me Saturday evenings downtown
Ayo
Makeup applying was just osmm.... somebody hellpp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:40 when you forgot your exam is today
Wow, it actually works pretty well :D
When mom rubs sunscreen on your face: 3:01
Yup. It hurts so bad
So relatable, I went to a public pool and that is how she rubbed sunscreen on my face.
your neighbors must have been so confused during your first invention
8:04 lmao The machines are quite nice but geez this is funny😂😂,goodwork Joseph😄
I can’t imagine me getting slapped in the face to get myself awake.
"Joshep you are a clever guy"
9 minutes of my life that wont come back ever!!
This was awsome the makeup applier was super neat the first one not so good lol
6:25 imagine what will happen if the bowl even had came with the napkin
7:38 I love
8:14 turn on subtitles. Music!?!?
The balloon part was really funny to me.
YAY , It is the Machine Guy xD
3:10 Joseph getting slapped by a power drill
Thank you for giving me several good laughs this morning!
Creativity : 100% Laziness : 100000000000000%
Do I look pretty?😂😂😂
Fortunately, waking up 10 minutes early is not a challenge for me
Thats the real Sheldon Cooper! A genius!
Were on our way too The Jetsons . This dudes hysterical 🤣
congrats joseph, you are the first person to read out the names of your patron supporters while having makeup removed by a kinda terrifying wet drill mop rigamajig.
This things is pretty good tho 👍👍keep it up 🏆
This is funny and cool 👍
That's super hilarious getting Out of bed in the morning is just ridiculous for me I have to get up at 2:30 AM just so I'm at work at 7 I pile everything next to my bed Coffee machine ibuprofen And sit for 3 hours in bed drinking coffee and watch morning wake up routines to get awake enough to get up I can totally totally Relate that's funny the struggle real you should do more of these morning routines if people started laughing themselves outa bed it would be much easier to get up 😄
7:49 *Bwahahahaha* !!!
4:57 every girls makeup
You need a level of creativity to build and assemble these types of things
Just saw this in my recommendations and I'm going to thank youtube for recommending me to this its a good channel
I just realized the video is uploaded 1 year ago😆
Still great video
the scene where the balloon face popped, and he jumped and said " AHH " that was really hilarious im telling ya'll
I have never laughed so much! Thank you Joseph! x
3:02 is that a slapping machine or what I can't stop lauphing
For me all machine make me laugh🤣🤣🤣
2:43 Laughed so hard when I saw this
I don’t have an alarm clock so I can wake up at the right time
Hello Folks! Here's my brand new waterboarding machine! ;) CIA has already ordered ;)
4:53 that skin look like Donald trump
1:43 This is pure incredibleness. Like, LOL.
This video ended a bad day on a high note. Thank you for turning our down curves☹️up 😊😊😊 !!
I thought you were going to say blades instead of fins :O