-96669 IQ vs -69996 IQ Minecraft 🐔😎🤡 (World’s Smallest Violin)

KZhead shorts at 3 am:

That's enough internet for me today.

Blud thinks his audience is 5 year olds💀💀

Hehe boy

Funny memes were invented in the 1900s People in 1899:

1945 people: In 2023 we will have flying cars and advanced technology! 2023:

1970: We'll have flying cars in the future Future:

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Things making sense was invented in 1944. 1943:

KZhead shorts is better then TikTok! KZhead shorts:

Plot twist The scp died after seeing the humor in this video

This is Bob. He ages 1 year every time a person likes this comment. He starts at 0 years old. How old will he be?

Humor was invented in 1799 Ppl in 2023:

Normal day in KZhead Shorts:

KZhead kids be like:

Scp_096 literally died by seeing his own face 😂😂

welcome back to: its 4 am and wtf did I just watch?

That’s enough KZhead shorts for today 💀

"KZhead Shorts is great, you shall give it atleast a try" KZhead Shorts:

Bro summoned a whole other fandom

Bro got banned from KZhead shorts

Welcome back to another episode of "What TF did I just watch?"

Bro that was withered freddy not freddy 💀

Brainrot 👇

Give back his clarinet: ✖️ Give him a nuke: ✔️

SCP-096 in the backrooms... Ok, that's enough YT Shorts for today.

Mom: Go play with the neighbors kid The neighbors kid:

Bros brain has fully emerged into KZhead shorts💀

My IQ just lowered thanks to this

Humans evolved in 10000BC People in 10001BC:

For context the monster in the back rooms was called scp 096 only reacts and has the urge to kill when somebody looks at a picture or directly at it. It can also hunt any body down within a 6 mile radius. But if you look at 096 and it comes to try and kill you then giving it a mirror for it to look at it self would mean it has to die. Good job mr Jonathan.

Blud is the type of person to take a shower with socks on

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now.[3] A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis.

Welcome to another episode of "what the hell did I just watch" edit: MOM 800 LIKES IM FAMOUS!

Bro couldn’t handle his own exsitence 💀

Welcome to the dark side of youtube her you protection 👇

my brain at the class test:

Title: The Healing Power of Touching Grass Introduction: In our increasingly urbanized and technology-driven world, our connection with nature has become more distant than ever before. However, there is something undeniably magical and healing about the simple act of touching grass. Whether it's a barefoot stroll on a lush lawn, lying down on a meadow, or running fingers through blades of grass, this intimate interaction with nature has the power to rejuvenate our body, mind, and soul. In this essay, we will explore the profound effects of touching grass and why it is crucial to reconnect with the natural world. Physical Restoration: When we touch grass, we are engaging in a multisensory experience that stimulates our physical well-being. The soft texture of grass beneath our feet or in our hands offers a sensory delight, providing a gentle massage that relaxes the muscles and releases tension. Walking barefoot on grass can also have a grounding effect, as the earth's natural energy is absorbed through our soles, promoting balance and harmony within our bodies. Moreover, grass is a natural insulator that can regulate body temperature, providing a cool respite on hot summer days. The physical restoration we experience through touching grass revitalizes us and strengthens our connection to the natural world. Mental and Emotional Renewal: The act of touching grass transcends the physical realm and has a profound impact on our mental and emotional well-being. Stepping away from the concrete jungles and immersing ourselves in the simplicity of nature has been shown to reduce stress, anxiety, and depression. Touching grass can serve as a form of therapy, grounding us in the present moment and fostering mindfulness. The vibrant green hues and the subtle fragrance of grass evoke a sense of tranquility, calming our racing thoughts and enabling us to find solace amidst the chaos of modern life. This connection with nature ignites our senses, awakens our spirit, and fosters a deep sense of serenity. Spiritual Reconnection: Beyond the physical and mental benefits, touching grass also facilitates a spiritual reconnection. Nature has an innate ability to awaken our sense of wonder and awe, reminding us of the interconnectedness of all living beings. Grass, with its resilience and ability to flourish even in adverse conditions, symbolizes the circle of life and the power of growth. As we touch grass, we tap into the ancient wisdom of the Earth, grounding ourselves in the larger tapestry of existence. This connection with nature rekindles our spirit, restores our sense of purpose, and fuels our creativity. Environmental Consciousness: Touching grass not only nourishes our individual well-being but also deepens our understanding of the importance of environmental conservation. As we interact with the natural world, we become more aware of its fragility and the need to protect it for future generations. Touching grass engenders a sense of responsibility towards our planet, prompting us to make sustainable choices and advocate for environmental stewardship. By fostering a personal connection with grass and the broader ecosystem, we become guardians of the Earth, dedicated to preserving its beauty and diversity. Conclusion: In a world characterized by rapid urbanization and detachment from nature, the act of touching grass is a powerful remedy. It restores our physical vitality, revitalizes our mental and emotional well-being, renews our spiritual connection, and fosters a profound sense of environmental consciousness. As we venture outside and allow our hands and feet to connect with the softness and resilience of grass, we embark on a journey of self-discovery and reconnection with the natural world. So, let us embrace the therapeutic power of touching grass, for in doing so, we rediscover our place in the intricate tapestry of life and find solace in the beauty that surrounds us.

smartest minecraft youtuber in 2023:

People who like free foods 👇

You know when your in the most random dream with no context and just go with it? It’s kinda like this

KZhead Shorts at 3am:

Jokes were Invented In 1900 BC People In 1901 BC

"Comedy was created in 486 BC" People in 485 BC:

KZhead kids be like

Ohio minecraft be like:

The smart one is just so lucky 😂

KZhead kids a 3 am:

“HEE HEE HEE HAW” *EXPLOSION*

TV man shows be like:

i like to be a pro like him

IS THAT THE BITE OF 87' ~ A Good Man

Minecraft Ohio Server 😂😂😂

Dude got a big brain 💀👌🏻

that's enough shorts for tonighg, wait just 1 more The short:

KZhead KIDS AT 3 AM 💀💀💀💀🗿🗿🗿🗿

When you feel stupid, remember that this exists

Bro really roasted himself with -96669 vs -69996 IQ 💀

That's enough KZhead for today

Killed my last braincell

They put a freaking nuke out💀💀💀💀💀

Bro the end💀💀

0:01 my IQ after that video:

KZhead shorts arent that bad. Also yt shorts:

Bad memes were invented in 1986. People in 1985: I do not think this is bad

The ChatGPT got me 💀

“HEhE heHe hA 👹” Got me dying 😂

Welcome to another episode of it is 3 in the morning and I watched a weird video-

Osea espero que puedas ser un canal muy bueno

"Go watch with the neighbours kid!" What the neighbours kid watches:

The meme used to be better when it wasn't yt kids or modded and actually used common sense

At the end of the video: I will ask you 250 thousand tons of TNT

My last brain cell during a test:

"youtube shorts cant be that bad" youtube shorts:

yt shorts at 3am in ohio be like:

doctor:every dream has a meaning! my dreams:

Vanilla Minecraft has left the chat

he roasted simpsons in 69 languages 💀💀

That SPC had EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color/colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[2] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).

Scp 096 was both fatally wounded in the fight against 682. But 096 seems to have given up the fight against 682 because he was more willing to live to chase and kill those who saw him to the end. So the regenerative angle 096 won't kill you even if you bruise yourself.

Me encantó porque soy muy fan de fnaf

When Spider-Man got jumpscared 💀💀💀

in the original SCP game he doesn't stop running.

"No SpiderMan was harmed during making this video"🙂

Scp 096 said emotional damage 💀 💀

First can you give me a tutorial of how to befriend Freddy Fazbear

End killed me latterly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The end 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

SCP-096 in the Backrooms 💀

Backrrom Monster: Don't be in a hurry, I'll wait baby ☺️

HOW SCP-069 CAN STOP RUNNING.

This is what an aneurysm feels like

Mom: go play with your cousin My cousin:

This says a lot about our society

fnaf 1 + pizza tower be like

i fell at the last one :'

Welcome to another episode of ""WTF DID I JUST WATCH?!""

Is that homer simpson

Even the best therapist in the milkdromeda galaxy couldn't help me