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Crusader Kings marriages be like - Crusader Kings

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2023 ж. 14 Ақп.
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#shorts #crusaderkings3 #crusaderkings2
This is how my marriages tend to go in Crusader Kings

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  • Don't forget the 2 year old child of a dying old man, for a powerfull alliance

    @thegodofcheetos6977@thegodofcheetos6977 Жыл бұрын

    • Hell yeah

      @CountHasting@CountHasting8 ай бұрын

    • That's what I'm talking about

      @blizzard1198@blizzard11988 ай бұрын

    • Technically, they’re only married when they’re 18.

      @seaternickerson7734@seaternickerson77348 ай бұрын

    • ​@@seaternickerson773416

      @garyback9796@garyback97968 ай бұрын

    • @@seaternickerson7734 16

      @ZUPYNinGAME@ZUPYNinGAME8 ай бұрын

  • when you say she's your everything

    @Sandboxlion@Sandboxlion Жыл бұрын

    • Best comment

      @GooselessVagabond@GooselessVagabond4 ай бұрын

    • 👌

      @juanblanco7898@juanblanco78984 ай бұрын

    • Outstanding comment.

      @mirceazaharia2094@mirceazaharia20944 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂

      @SomeGuy69432@SomeGuy694324 ай бұрын

    • Oh god no

      @namastereciprocity4549@namastereciprocity45494 ай бұрын

  • Half sister, mother, cousin, grandmother…. Hey. That’s a GREAT family web.

    @TheWizardGamez@TheWizardGamez Жыл бұрын

    • Great family circle

      @kingcobra7183@kingcobra7183 Жыл бұрын

    • Grandfather has a daughter, has a son with that daughter, daughter has son with son

      @BarcelonaFan3213@BarcelonaFan321310 ай бұрын

    • Too much can’t process 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

      @aurychavez6055@aurychavez605510 ай бұрын

    • It wasnt the plan, but everybody hates a winner so i ran out of congenital trait wives to marry

      @TheGanjologist@TheGanjologist9 ай бұрын

    • ​@@BarcelonaFan3213thank you for your explanation that really make it easier to digest.

      @dontworry4945@dontworry49456 ай бұрын

  • Gotta get that pure blood trait🩸

    @-___-g@-___-g Жыл бұрын

    • Not my fault everyone with good traits happen to be my family members🤷🏻‍♂️

      @ayuwoki453@ayuwoki4536 ай бұрын

    • @@ayuwoki453😂

      @teamezyw6009@teamezyw60096 ай бұрын

    • ​@@ayuwoki453To be fair the game does heavily encourage it in that regard. The devs are trying to spread a message I think.

      @razier5299@razier52995 ай бұрын

    • @@The_scrongler1978wdym? I don’t see the problem…

      @brayden2502@brayden25025 ай бұрын

    • ​@@The_scrongler1978its a joke.

      @ZZactionwow@ZZactionwow5 ай бұрын

  • I shall forever cherish the memory when Glitterhoof was my chancellor

    @alphagamer9505@alphagamer9505 Жыл бұрын

    • Glitterhoof was my lover and husband.

      @Pokesus@Pokesus4 ай бұрын

    • Sounds like you are weak. I cherish the memory of when i educated my son with glitterhoof so i could become a horse, then i basically formed the ottoman empire but all the turks have been converted into horses.

      @mappingshaman5280@mappingshaman52804 ай бұрын

    • Glitterhoof was my sister, brother, mother in law, grandfather, sister in law, father, lover, wife, fiance and family friend

      @valeriodelaurentiis5614@valeriodelaurentiis56144 ай бұрын

    • @@Pokesus *Mr Hands be like*

      @TheAllAmericanHoneyBadger@TheAllAmericanHoneyBadger4 ай бұрын

    • Caligula has entered the chat

      @yoka7670@yoka76703 ай бұрын

  • I need that first character seed omg it's beautiful

    @kaisermosh4057@kaisermosh4057 Жыл бұрын

    • Sameeee

      @TheLtPunk1@TheLtPunk1 Жыл бұрын

    • That face is a certified dna test.

      @y.b4251@y.b4251 Жыл бұрын

    • I need it I NEEEEED IT

      @Real_gandalf@Real_gandalf Жыл бұрын

    • Habsburg physiognomy

      @RunicRhino22@RunicRhino22 Жыл бұрын

    • all of theses comments must sound so wrong to people who haven't played ck3

      @goaway3741@goaway37419 ай бұрын

  • To quote an african warlord who did a review on ck2: "Turn your family tree, into a family circle"

    @Become-Eggplant@Become-Eggplant4 ай бұрын

    • Read the comment in his voice, "Hey hey, people" and all

      @scoutpilgrim5320@scoutpilgrim53203 ай бұрын

    • me too xD @@scoutpilgrim5320

      @Claymireko@Claymireko3 ай бұрын

    • who

      @estonimacedonii@estonimacedonii3 ай бұрын

    • @@estonimacedonii ssethtzeentach

      @Claymireko@Claymireko3 ай бұрын

    • And don't forget to marry your bishop horse.

      @Geekezf@Geekezf3 ай бұрын

  • Yeah. Usually the hottest ones are in your dynasty because eugenics go brr

    @TaeSunWoo@TaeSunWoo Жыл бұрын

    • explain

      @user-mp3eh1vb9w@user-mp3eh1vb9w Жыл бұрын

    • @@user-mp3eh1vb9w the meta of increasing your dynasty’s traits then never marry out of the family lol

      @TaeSunWoo@TaeSunWoo Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@TaeSunWooyou can get some crazily over powered kids that way. Genius, herculean, Beautiful, Fecund, Giant and the last is Albino just for the stand out factor. Some people even like to throw Dwarf instead of giant though that is more of a handicap for memes. Love this game so many morality and ethic issues to blunder around in.😂

      @larryblake842@larryblake84210 ай бұрын

    • ​@@larryblake842thr giant gene only suits men. I don't like it cause the women look bad with it. Don't like the dwarf or giant trait at all.

      @jamiemohan2049@jamiemohan20497 ай бұрын

    • @@larryblake842for my stand out gene I downloaded the Blood of Old Valyria mod to give them purple eyes and white hair 😂 HOTD/GOT vibes go brr

      @TaeSunWoo@TaeSunWoo7 ай бұрын

  • I will do anything for glitterhoof I got him in one of my games and used him as my chancellor to make everyone hate me because he had a skill of 0, it was basically like I used the antagonize plot on somebody but really I just sent glitterhoof over to talk mad shit

    @DerpyUniverse@DerpyUniverse Жыл бұрын

    • *her. Pretty sure Glitterhoof only spawns as a gal

      @luan8353@luan835310 ай бұрын

    • @@luan8353 Glitterhoof is so powerful they transcend gender✨✨

      @DerpyUniverse@DerpyUniverse10 ай бұрын

    • Man used the Caligula strat

      @unnecessarilyepic1107@unnecessarilyepic11075 ай бұрын

    • @@DerpyUniverse That's a weakness. Must've just added to why everyone hated you. You sent them a nonbinary horse, i wouldn't even want that in my glue.

      @schnek8927@schnek89274 ай бұрын

    • @@schnek8927 did bro actually get offended about a unicorn in a video game 💀 I cant with you people

      @DerpyUniverse@DerpyUniverse4 ай бұрын

  • Is the horse an actual event or mods

    @izzetonol2709@izzetonol2709 Жыл бұрын

    • An actual event. CK2 has an easter egg for lunatic characters

      @countrygeneral@countrygeneral Жыл бұрын

    • @@countrygeneral I know what I’m doing today 😈

      @izzetonol2709@izzetonol2709 Жыл бұрын

    • @@izzetonol2709 beastiality time

      @wrjtung3456@wrjtung3456 Жыл бұрын

    • @@izzetonol2709 on that Mr hands grindset

      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@countrygeneral I hope they put that in ck3 too

      @fish29@fish29 Жыл бұрын

  • I like how every image is from ck3 except for the last one that is from ck2

    @lucalomazzi7774@lucalomazzi777410 ай бұрын

    • The dude loves his horse

      @LetMeBe3@LetMeBe36 ай бұрын

    • Ck2 was a freaking cursed game by the end

      @goldenhate6649@goldenhate66493 ай бұрын

    • @@goldenhate6649 that's why we loved it

      @lucalomazzi7774@lucalomazzi77743 ай бұрын

  • Half Sister, Aunt, Niece, Cousin, Wife, Sister-in-law, Lover. There are so many loops on this family tree it's turned into a Hat.

    @ForemostCrab7@ForemostCrab73 ай бұрын

  • Relatable

    @lessthan1446@lessthan1446 Жыл бұрын

    • what

      @c_srb704@c_srb704 Жыл бұрын

    • Quite Literally

      @MonkeChing69@MonkeChing6910 ай бұрын

    • Excuse me what

      @TheAllAmericanHoneyBadger@TheAllAmericanHoneyBadger4 ай бұрын

  • Bro, it’s not my fault that my family just so happens to have the best traits after I specifically tried to find a wife that would basically guarantee my descendants had the same great traits as me- oh…. I guess it is kind of my fault….

    @milkman6883@milkman688310 ай бұрын

  • İrl habsburg be like

    @isimsizanimator1291@isimsizanimator1291 Жыл бұрын

  • Oh my dynasty on there makes the hapsburg chin look like a beesting

    @nattyboop4@nattyboop44 ай бұрын

  • When I'm playing CK3, the "Sweet home Alabama" theme starts playing when i choose who to marry

    @IHaveNoIdea-929@IHaveNoIdea-9295 ай бұрын

  • The family knot

    @crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t4 ай бұрын

  • The incest playthrough is cursed 😂😂😂😂

    @Saneliso_Mamba@Saneliso_Mamba7 ай бұрын

    • "my daugther grand daughter and great grand daugther - wife"

      @baronbrummbar8691@baronbrummbar86914 ай бұрын

    • @@baronbrummbar8691 my daughter, granddaughter, great granddaughter, wife..+7 Very refreshing 😌🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @Saneliso_Mamba@Saneliso_Mamba4 ай бұрын

    • “Blessed” 💅🤣

      @TaeSunWoo@TaeSunWoo3 ай бұрын

    • Blessed

      @user-jr9wb7ev9e@user-jr9wb7ev9e2 ай бұрын

  • Then you have me going out of my way to make sure they are pretty even if their stats are not the best to make sure my family looks like they have good genes.

    @karthis5911@karthis5911 Жыл бұрын

    • You can just pick an ugly character and pick the barbershop option to give them those lucious locks

      @kingcobra7183@kingcobra7183 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@kingcobra7183The barbershop only lets you change their hair do, not their actual facial structure.

      @ayuwoki453@ayuwoki4536 ай бұрын

    • Yeah I have to agree with him no barbershop is letting you fix neigel thornberry

      @theoriginalbabyewok@theoriginalbabyewok5 ай бұрын

  • That ain’t a family tree it’s a family Christmas wreath

    @angryrabidfoxes7380@angryrabidfoxes73804 ай бұрын

  • My sultan went lunatic and hired glitterhoof as once his chancellor, another as his doctor, and another as his war commander. glitterhoof also became the preacher.

    @zgoodt@zgoodt6 ай бұрын

    • gliterhoof is the first guy?

      @mnemonicpie@mnemonicpie4 ай бұрын

    • @@mnemonicpie it is a horse 😂

      @zgoodt@zgoodt4 ай бұрын

    • @@zgoodt 🤣🤣🤣

      @mnemonicpie@mnemonicpie4 ай бұрын

    • the council of glitterhoof

      @Molten_Anarchist@Molten_Anarchist2 ай бұрын

    • IKR XD@@Molten_Anarchist

      @zgoodt@zgoodt2 ай бұрын

  • Historically accurate

    @sunflowertrees5476@sunflowertrees54765 ай бұрын

  • "We don't have a family tree we have a family ivy" Crusader Kings characters

    @dely9999@dely99993 ай бұрын

  • I always have a good hearty chuckle at crusader kings memes

    @nicholasmorgan7609@nicholasmorgan76094 ай бұрын

  • it’s for the good of the dynasty i promise

    @creamage.@creamage.4 ай бұрын

  • Bro's family ring goes in circles.

    @Sarcastican_@Sarcastican_2 ай бұрын

  • Just got ck3 yesterday, looks like I know what to do first.

    @rhinosaregreat9894@rhinosaregreat98944 ай бұрын

  • Need to create my family tree to a family circle.

    @Pokeringo@Pokeringo2 ай бұрын

  • I'm probably the only one that takes looks over stats every time :D

    @trancecod@trancecod6 ай бұрын

    • I do occasionally. Only if they have a good personality too though

      @Amy_the_Lizard@Amy_the_Lizard4 ай бұрын

    • @@Amy_the_Lizard lool wtf

      @Shvetsario@Shvetsario4 ай бұрын

    • @@Shvetsario Children are more likely to wind up with personality traits that their parents or educators have. Therefore, if you plan on having more children than you can educate yourself, you should select a spouse and educator with good personality traits to increase the odds of your kids having good personalities as well. (For instance, you should avoid spouses with the Paranoid trait, even if they have good stats, because rulers with that trait have super high stress levels)

      @Amy_the_Lizard@Amy_the_Lizard4 ай бұрын

  • when u get good traits on ur linege the things u do to keep them in ¨family¨becoming too crazy and hilarious, all for the good of ur house jsjs

    @Navarro_Jr@Navarro_Jr9 ай бұрын

  • When the family tree becomes a circle

    @Unknown_of_Nyx@Unknown_of_Nyx2 ай бұрын

  • Sweet home alabama

    @susknight9410@susknight94108 ай бұрын

  • The term "lover" at the very bottom of that relationship tab always cracks me up 😂

    @amiciprocul8501@amiciprocul85012 ай бұрын

  • Last one: "Are you Mr.Hands"

    @friedrichwilhelmviktoralbe349@friedrichwilhelmviktoralbe3494 ай бұрын

  • Hoofy ahh royalty

    @Poor05CivicDriver@Poor05CivicDriver4 ай бұрын

  • I always go for blonde hair and blue or green eyes. 😂

    @Lemmi7810@Lemmi78108 ай бұрын

    • Always go for albino, herculean, genius, beautiful😤

      @ayuwoki453@ayuwoki4536 ай бұрын

    • Ah, I see. The Aryan play style.

      @Jehty21@Jehty212 ай бұрын

  • All the braincells

    @counteragruement@counteragruement4 ай бұрын

  • So many emotions in like a five second video😂

    @camcam8660@camcam86604 ай бұрын

  • I cant even grasp how someone could be a half-sister, aunt, niece, and cousin. 😂😂

    @texasfuneral4787@texasfuneral47872 ай бұрын

  • Me When i married my Daughter Parents and my Cat😂

    @simonreiter4236@simonreiter42369 ай бұрын

  • Dude.... the first character is from Spore 😭

    @CriscCiaddu@CriscCiaddu4 ай бұрын

  • You have to look past the 'Lover's Pox' to see their inner 'Intelligent' trait.

    @AHersheyHere@AHersheyHere4 ай бұрын

  • Oh lord no, not King Vaush the XIII and Glitterhoof 😂

    @supremeone9524@supremeone9524Ай бұрын

  • The last one is like the one Roman Emperor who tried making his horse a senator…

    @ryansearle6157@ryansearle61574 ай бұрын

  • Some say that if your family line loops back on itself frequently enough, it will become a single point creating an inbred singularity of immense power.

    @flyboymb@flyboymb2 ай бұрын

  • The second screenshot is the most Ck3 thing I have EVER seen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 remember everyone, incest is wincest! XD

    @EinDeutscherPatriot620@EinDeutscherPatriot6205 ай бұрын

    • Lol

      @InfinityHS@InfinityHS5 ай бұрын

  • Glitterhoof might fancy me 😊

    @reallyFrogman@reallyFrogman6 ай бұрын

    • *Mr. Hands enters the chat*

      @ChaseDaOrk3767@ChaseDaOrk37674 ай бұрын

  • that Pure Blood Trait do be having some crazy bonuses tho🔥 /j

    @WolfiebutUnwired@WolfiebutUnwiredАй бұрын

  • When the family tree is more like a shrub

    @ianrae4049@ianrae40492 ай бұрын

  • The mustache came unexpected but it's so true 😂

    @zartesnilpferd6778@zartesnilpferd67784 ай бұрын

  • I did a agot game in ck3 in the Iron Islands. I one point I had married into some many houses everyone was somewhat related to me.

    @samuelbousfield4342@samuelbousfield43423 ай бұрын

  • I can aprove of that with my 250h of game time

    @frederikreithofer6809@frederikreithofer6809Ай бұрын

  • NOT GLITTERHOOF💀💀💀💀

    @Spanish_or_vanish_boi@Spanish_or_vanish_boi3 күн бұрын

  • The first and last image made me laugh

    @woodlandparkentertainmentp5844@woodlandparkentertainmentp58444 ай бұрын

  • as long as they got 20+ stewardship i’m pulling out the ring and proposing on the spot

    @brysondotexe@brysondotexe4 ай бұрын

  • Bruh that first character 😂😂

    @weedwizard7906@weedwizard79064 ай бұрын

  • Glitterhoof and I bout to reenact enumclaw

    @mapoleo@mapoleo Жыл бұрын

  • Cousin and niece and half sis hell naw 💀💀💀

    @INTRO-MERICAN@INTRO-MERICAN5 ай бұрын

  • Hasburg dynasty be like:

    @ImmanuelSinaga-gc3dx@ImmanuelSinaga-gc3dx2 ай бұрын

  • Gotta check the cake first, no way my dynasty has flat cheeks

    @andrescubillo7824@andrescubillo782412 күн бұрын

  • 6:59 u can hear it he suffered

    @luh.garcia6413@luh.garcia6413 Жыл бұрын

  • I need to play crusader kings again

    @Texan8505@Texan8505Ай бұрын

  • TFW your family tree is a stump. 🤣

    @saturn580@saturn5804 ай бұрын

  • Trying to figure out how it's his aunt and niece at same time

    @TheNate7132@TheNate7132Ай бұрын

  • nah, that's a family implosion

    @jamaneee@jamaneee4 ай бұрын

  • Ah this fuckery. Of course we couldnt resist trying it xD and why not yes?

    @elcidgranada3549@elcidgranada35493 ай бұрын

  • This is great 🤣

    @X0iReaperr@X0iReaperr Жыл бұрын

  • CK3 is on sale and now I’m afraid to get it lol

    @DanSong47@DanSong472 ай бұрын

  • I FUCKING LOVE INBREEDING

    @spinach4892@spinach48924 ай бұрын

  • The third one is so relatable

    @kiro4279@kiro427910 ай бұрын

  • Nah 3rd slide is crazy

    @Arcandime@ArcandimeАй бұрын

  • The Habsburgs approve!

    @Megadriver@Megadriver3 ай бұрын

  • I tried, but that family tree is to much for me to calculate

    @venepskeuten9206@venepskeuten92062 ай бұрын

  • I have never played it or seen it, thank you for information xD

    @maxthemachine3894@maxthemachine38944 ай бұрын

  • As a ckiii player i can approve

    @lord_tachanka3786@lord_tachanka378611 ай бұрын

  • 3 aint a family tree thats a family stick

    @AlexanderEmerson.-tz3lc@AlexanderEmerson.-tz3lc3 ай бұрын

  • Gotta keep it in the family

    @Lucky8r8k@Lucky8r8k5 ай бұрын

  • Uhhh do we got any DNA for those???? Asking for a friend 🤣

    @Almighty_Negary@Almighty_Negary7 күн бұрын

  • Ive been saving money for stuff and this is what that stuff is gonna be no matter what!

    @user-vf9ri2xq4i@user-vf9ri2xq4i3 ай бұрын

  • Bro the second one is a family octagon

    @bruhreallycomeon@bruhreallycomeon4 ай бұрын

  • Glitterhoof lmao

    @RunicRhino22@RunicRhino22 Жыл бұрын

  • real

    @vrabb9030@vrabb9030 Жыл бұрын

  • Accurate

    @Kwisatz-Chaderach@Kwisatz-ChaderachАй бұрын

  • Netflix and Disney be like:

    @vlexonkol8466@vlexonkol84663 ай бұрын

  • So True

    @crazedfools231@crazedfools231 Жыл бұрын

  • The first one looks like a thumb

    @jamiehughes5573@jamiehughes5573Күн бұрын

  • Looks about right.

    @Vipre-@Vipre- Жыл бұрын

  • Still a classic

    @InfinityHS@InfinityHS5 ай бұрын

  • The apple doeant fall far from the family stump

    @tristencardenas3094@tristencardenas30945 ай бұрын

  • Giving 70 s old man a 8 year old girl is wild

    @gaiuscladiusglaber9805@gaiuscladiusglaber9805Ай бұрын

  • Playing with minions is the only way to play CK3

    @johna1427@johna14274 ай бұрын

  • To all my french compatriots... "pignouf"

    @mylanluis@mylanluis4 ай бұрын

  • Is the second picture from a mod?

    @hardbassmonkey@hardbassmonkey Жыл бұрын

    • Down bad

      @LTD538@LTD538 Жыл бұрын

  • So no one is going to talk about the horse.

    @hokeja2796@hokeja2796Ай бұрын

  • i love it

    @pierdyIion@pierdyIion4 ай бұрын

  • Can you do one on how to edit weapons/artifacts? I’m so sick of the RNG with artifact effects. I’ve been trying to get a good weapon this entire last play through and I keep getting junk.

    @Skyblade12@Skyblade125 ай бұрын

  • I always convert to adamite so my whole court is naked, with the curvy mod no leaf mod its amazing

    @DeezUp4Da3zz@DeezUp4Da3zz4 ай бұрын

  • so wait the crusaer kings are from alabama?

    @danielcollinspda9936@danielcollinspda99363 ай бұрын

  • We all marry for traits some the good traits others the traits that end in faimly circles

    @havoc989@havoc98916 күн бұрын
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