American Samoa gets owned by Australia 0-31. Archie Thompson scores 13 goals in that game and gets left out of the next game.
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them: at least no one is gonna remember it in 14 years KZhead:
@Ainator_3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@eripyo65923 жыл бұрын
KZhead: that knife could use a twist…
@_JohnDoe2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kuteken63122 жыл бұрын
were you going to say youtube: kzhead.info/sun/ZNugadOwcHhtia8/bejne.html ? if so, HHAHAHHAHA
@savannagoodness21132 жыл бұрын
it may take 31 years to forget
@kinginthenaught2 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to the bathroom at 3 nil and coming back to see 16 goals.
@khalidsparrow1014 жыл бұрын
Lol😅😅
@anikahmed14764 жыл бұрын
Hhhahahaha legend
@-bikozuka-9514 жыл бұрын
Pretty long bathroom break i would say... 30 min
@mit.gurkal43584 жыл бұрын
mit.gurkal u never know when u have to take a fat shit for 30 mins 🤷♂️
@CLA88IFIED4 жыл бұрын
@@mit.gurkal4358 you sounds sucks on party
@fxexpert45414 жыл бұрын
*Fun Fact:* The Main Samoa Squad never arrived to the game due to passport issues. So the youth American Samoa team had to fill in and 2 of the players were 15 years old. Some of the players had never played a 90 min game before. So it was unfair from the start. Still a banger of a game tho
@Da1KingDuk2 жыл бұрын
But still tho 31 is too much
@k_venom9082 жыл бұрын
@@k_venom908 faxs
@Da1KingDuk2 жыл бұрын
Wow it was so unfair
@alexh4792 жыл бұрын
They were a part of a youth national team, yet some of them had never played a 90 min match? There is no excuse for that, even when it is a small nation and it happened a long time ago.
@fredrikjulsenandersen2 жыл бұрын
This same team beat Tonga 22-0 two days before this match, so I don’t think the “Samoan main squad” would’ve done much better. I bet they were very happy to have “passport issues”.
@SPZ9092 жыл бұрын
I love how Archie Thompson scored 13 goals in 1 game and gets dropped for the next match 😂😂
@lewdogzombies Жыл бұрын
Tbh probably for bullying the samoan keeper like that. Funny as hell to watch it, but this game would have just been sorry to watch in-person
@user-hdhdhhdhdhsnjdjdjdioowj Жыл бұрын
He didn’t perform enough in this match.
@crons8557 Жыл бұрын
Should've scored 23!
@Brams2777 Жыл бұрын
Didn’t really matter since Australia beat Fiji 2-0 the next match. Not sure when he was put in again, but he definitely played another match since he scored 16 goals for Australia that year. Also, fun fact, he scored roughly half of his national team career goals (28) in that match.
@troybaxter Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he wasn’t dropped. Maybe rested or the squad was just being rotated. I’m an Aussie and I remember when we used to played these Pacific teams. Mostly we won by huge scores and then we lost the final World Cup play off to teams like Uruguay and Argentina. We only finally beat Uruguay in ‘05 in a penalty shootout to make the World Cup tournament after missing out for 32 years. Playing these terrible teams didn’t help us improve. That’s why we moved to Asian confederation, to play better teams.
@pantherz91034 ай бұрын
if you ever feel useless in life just remember Australia had a goal keeper in that game
@clahrenssgramula43744 жыл бұрын
DAMN SON
@Rahul-od7yf4 жыл бұрын
I think I found the goalkeeper upfront for Australia
@treeleaf5824 жыл бұрын
And if you ever feel like a disappointment remember that American Samoa had one
@utsavmanandharz1564 жыл бұрын
i bet even oskar dillon could've scored
@Jason-vr3mb4 жыл бұрын
Utsav Manandharz Not one, but 11
@LostTempyst4 жыл бұрын
"With no away goal, American Samoa are going to find the next leg rather difficult." You don't say.
@luapslev58265 жыл бұрын
yeah if only american Samoa made it 31-1 they would of gone in the 2nd leg confident of turning it around
@NathanHeaver5 жыл бұрын
@@NathanHeaver lol if it was against barca itd be possible
@carnivorex29844 жыл бұрын
@@carnivorex2984 If against Barça a comeback was possible But against PSG: Not difficult, a comeback Guaranteed
@nunoramos20274 жыл бұрын
@@carnivorex2984 Barça fan here, can confirm you're right lol
@vicente71554 жыл бұрын
Rather lol
@caturutomo4434 жыл бұрын
I didn't even think it was physically possible to score 31 goals in 90 minutes.
@QuantumBraced Жыл бұрын
I played football/soccer when i was younger and we once won 21-0. This was when i was around 12 years old and the games weren't 90, but like 50 or 60 min long
@volt4ge965 Жыл бұрын
@@sweetsunnyvibes you got it 👍🏻. Jokes aside, i say this so there will be no confusion
@volt4ge965 Жыл бұрын
@@volt4ge965 since u played American football and football at same time , wonder if the 21 goals were all penalties 😂
@kbjovihch87yc8yf Жыл бұрын
wtf is a soccer?
@centurymemes1208 Жыл бұрын
@@kbjovihch87yc8yf football. No pens
@volt4ge965 Жыл бұрын
San Marino: finally a worthy opponent!!
@panajotihysaj87982 жыл бұрын
san marino would crush this team, they just don't get to play them so
@zooms78892 жыл бұрын
they lost 10-0 to england now too
@Rahim103.52 жыл бұрын
It will be a battle royal for the ages. LETS GOOOOO
@scipioafricanus58712 жыл бұрын
San Marino would win by a near similar margin ..
@zxz1 Жыл бұрын
san marino vs australia would be a more balanced match
@user-ej3iw8lw3w Жыл бұрын
I would make a joke but the commentator has said them all.
@DynestiGTI4 жыл бұрын
And here the number 20 scoring the goal 20, not everyday you can say that
@jasonlobo23504 жыл бұрын
If I comment your profile picture looks at mine 😥
@prillist4 жыл бұрын
I Know hahaha
@DiegoGC-pw8nk4 жыл бұрын
Ol
@ishworshrestha35594 жыл бұрын
I dont even know 😅
@xuanbaoXb4 жыл бұрын
When player 2's controller is broken
@aviluiz15954 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves much love.
@pyrotas4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@sclseullie6704 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@savagemccabbage29414 жыл бұрын
i think it would still not be as easy as this
@AlHak33m4 жыл бұрын
And still kind enough to stay in the game
@obamaprism98764 жыл бұрын
I dont know whats more impressive, the fact that Australia got 31 goals or the fact that American Samoa managed to keep it 0-0 for 7 minutes
@donda_estas13 Жыл бұрын
it was actually 9 minutes the commentator was wrong
@zooms78899 ай бұрын
Fun fact: its not the keepers' falut its the players. The players played like they died yesterday, no movement, no activation to defend the goal. But on the other side keeper played his last atom off he even got some epic saves too!
@matoarmy9992 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when I saw you said them played like they died yesterday. 😂
@cubest817 Жыл бұрын
he was still a terrible keeper tf u mean my boy??
@willmcclard206 Жыл бұрын
@@willmcclard206 he was the best on their team 👍
@matoarmy999 Жыл бұрын
@@willmcclard206 I think he means that the keeper was at least trying
@Aahmpower Жыл бұрын
@@willmcclard206 a keeper needs a defence. they arent elasticgirl so they cant stretch the entire pitch to save goals. from what i saw, the keeper defended what he could, and his defence played like shit. He wasnt prime Casillas but lets keep in mind he plays in samoa, not like he has the best chances to train and become better
@scrpr3961 Жыл бұрын
Australia's coach : " Who hasn't scored yet ? Raise your hands" Goalkeeper : " Can i have a go"
@soothingsounds10932 жыл бұрын
The Aussie goalkeeper totally should have been trying to get a goal! It's not as if he had anything to do staying in goal!
@PiousMoltar2 жыл бұрын
@@PiousMoltar lmao
@bilyababil55572 жыл бұрын
The Goalkeeper was a spectator at that point, just to intimidate them if needed...he wasn't needed but somehow, someway, was just there...
@_gk_46332 жыл бұрын
i was expecting the coach would like to have a go too :)
@snapperjessen2 жыл бұрын
He could have just go home and nobody would even notice
@questionableargumentations13642 жыл бұрын
*Interviewer: "who is the best footballer in the world?"* Boy from American Samoa: _"Archie Thompson."_
@Purzify3 жыл бұрын
13 Goals in 1 game. Damn, he should play for Real Madrid
@lewdogzombies2 жыл бұрын
Lewis Thomas no are you mad American Samoa is like the worst if not one of the worst teams out there
@oodnoop92182 жыл бұрын
@@oodnoop9218 obvious sarcasm was obvious...
@user-br6bk9kt9z2 жыл бұрын
@@oodnoop9218 you must be a boring person
@shalion29752 жыл бұрын
@@oodnoop9218 sftu dude
@WhyAlwaysMeOfficial2 жыл бұрын
That Thompson guy only scored 28 goals in his entire international career... almost half of them were from this match.
@BlueAxeRacer Жыл бұрын
I love how the sports commentator kept his composure through the entire game
@Cromf Жыл бұрын
0:02 the Samoan goalie blocked one good shot and decided he was done for the day 😂
@juan31413 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@rapp02202 жыл бұрын
True
@Amossalminen2 жыл бұрын
lmaoooooo
@frosty17672 жыл бұрын
He was actually good the whole time.. even i can do better than this defence
@n0nenone2 жыл бұрын
Goalie: fuck this, this is australia ffs, i can embarace myself cuz of australia being a fucking master in this federation, i just wish they joined afc (they are now in afc, not in ofc)
@Insert-thing-here-Fan2 жыл бұрын
0:35 13-0 game American Samoa: “come on guys we can still turn this score around!” *ends 31-0* AS: “whoa I guess we were right”
@fernandorivera96574 жыл бұрын
Fernando Rivera lmaoo
@Ramifen4 жыл бұрын
If you think the first half wss 0-13, then the second half was 31-0, the joke is whole
@C4lmaria4 жыл бұрын
You deserve a medal 🎖
@Zathara4 жыл бұрын
Just waiting for that one person who doesn’t get this joke
@LBAsh4 жыл бұрын
@@LBAsh i tOtaLLy dOnT gEt iT. wHaT dOeS tHaT mEaN??? iTs nOt eVeN FuNnY?!? Lol xd
@tarfarian48794 жыл бұрын
This is one of the reasons why australia plays in afc (asia) and not ofc (oceania) anymore
@Luna_Azul.7 Жыл бұрын
17 years later and I stumble across this absolutely incredible footage. Best part is the commentary, he gives us some classic one-liners in there. 😎❤️😂
@cjay654711 ай бұрын
Difficulty : beginner Length : 30 minutes
@kizariz51093 жыл бұрын
I did that once, Barcelona vs some half star team with 20 minute halves, beginner difficulty, and things like player speed all turned in my favor. Final score? 121-0.
@mathematician2373 жыл бұрын
With all the Player sliders up and CPU down
@kennethgustan41313 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/YKppZK9ufqieeZE/bejne.html
@comradepatrick91672 жыл бұрын
Starting XI: *99 rated team*
@trinicoolie2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@whoareyou37812 жыл бұрын
Who is the best striker in the world? Samoan child: *Archie Thompson*
@pakhmu4 жыл бұрын
Well the child isnt lying, Archie Thompson is God in Australia, well him and Tim Cahill
@d3c3p7ak0nz4 жыл бұрын
@@d3c3p7ak0nz and Mooy
@harrynielsen12823 жыл бұрын
@@d3c3p7ak0nz but you did.
@siam5803 жыл бұрын
@@d3c3p7ak0nz They're not really.
@cheesemccheese57803 жыл бұрын
@@d3c3p7ak0nz well he's still lying
@DawkBrawlin3 жыл бұрын
I often watch football and spout out "even I could do better", fully knowing it doesnt hold water. This time, I literally could do better.
@allnamesaretakenb42 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this like 10 years ago not believing the score was actually 31-0 lol
@bkzegyptshin12 жыл бұрын
"They must have realized now that their 22-0 win vs Tonga was no fluke." LMAO
@bradyw1555 жыл бұрын
TheFlyingPenguin 1:18
@weirddude9285 жыл бұрын
Thats pretty funny 😂 sorry i try to make no fun of teams but that commentator is hilarious
@SANChEZG1415 жыл бұрын
TheFlyingPenguin a
@vHollow_4 жыл бұрын
@@mustycaribousport-fan You played four games, the other teams being Tonga, Fiji, and Samoa. And yes, the goal difference was mad. 66.
@vampireducks16224 жыл бұрын
my dude said TonGa
@zCeezzy4 жыл бұрын
"Number 20 with number 20." Pretty sure that's the only time that has ever and will happen anywhere in the world.
@mcalpha33 жыл бұрын
*cough* handball *cough*
@6961902 жыл бұрын
Idk look up the Sark football team, they played 4 international matches in 2003 and did so bad they stopped and stuck to the channel islands
@adamkirsopp4922 жыл бұрын
OmG yOu CaN qUoTe
@JohnSmith-qi6pm2 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-qi6pm don't get mad because you don't get no ass lmao
@Petra9992 жыл бұрын
*_N O T E V E R Y D A Y Y O U C A N S A Y T H A T_*
@Hans59582 жыл бұрын
American Samoa did eventually manage to fire a shot at the Australian goal through Pati Feagiai in the 86th minute, but that was it.
@UXB10002 жыл бұрын
The Australian keeper probably just went home after 10 goals
@MarblesAndMore3 жыл бұрын
Samoa's team only fault was to have a dream to qualify to the world cup.
@strivingtoo76693 жыл бұрын
lol
@verymen1043 жыл бұрын
Nope, more like "guys, can I scored too ?"
@rizqibayumantari67693 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ibrahimzulfiquar6683 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@milion1233 жыл бұрын
Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1 Australia: hold my kangaroo...
@detsom955 жыл бұрын
@@ofc1290 lol gtfo
@detsom955 жыл бұрын
@@ofc1290 you ain't shit.
@detsom955 жыл бұрын
i found it funny lol
@lukecooper91425 жыл бұрын
@@ofc1290 um who triggered you
@wovortex29935 жыл бұрын
Criptic Blitz he's probably from American Samoa
@joanngumeta89375 жыл бұрын
To be fair a comeback looked on the cards for Samoa but when australia scored their 23rd it really killed off the tie....back to you jeff!
@tictac239 Жыл бұрын
The most impressing thing in this video is Samoan goalkeeper save from the beginning.
@spekulatywny_2826 Жыл бұрын
Lewandowski: i Scored 5 Goals Some australian dude: ha Noob
@Rankchef-fn7bp3 жыл бұрын
but American Samoa is not a country to be proud of defeating they are very weak
@Darkscenes-jp4ge3 жыл бұрын
@@Darkscenes-jp4ge I guess they are weak but THAT WEAK??
@reikosta48613 жыл бұрын
@@reikosta4861 back in the early 2000's australia actually had a good team tho and they also came close to defeating italy in 2006 world cup
@Darkscenes-jp4ge3 жыл бұрын
@@Darkscenes-jp4ge gives me bloody PTSD anytime someone brings that game up....guaranteed the worst penalty I’ll ever see in my life time
@joshuahagen36713 жыл бұрын
@@joshuahagen3671 ok but would Australia have won the world cup if they had beaten italy in that game? absolutely not Most likely they would've gotten eliminated by Germany in the semi's
@Darkscenes-jp4ge3 жыл бұрын
"Even the scorer lost count" "32" I lost it.
@IffeOnline2 жыл бұрын
Why?
@Spyker89212 жыл бұрын
So did the scoreboard
@champschannel442 жыл бұрын
@@champschannel44 Scoreboard: 💀
@scipioafricanus58712 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Greencloud. Жыл бұрын
Well I mean that's the answer to life, the universe and everything
@Lord_of_all_based Жыл бұрын
If you ever feel like you're too weak to get back up, remember that the American Samoa goalkeeper had to keep playing after the 30th Australian goal. The sheer strength to not just lay down and cry is such a motivation.
@standard-carrier-wo-chan Жыл бұрын
The funniest part of this to me is that a guy that scored 13 goals wasn't picked for Australia's next game
@GDNashit2 жыл бұрын
0:51 I love how the camera doesn't follow the ball and stays focused on the goal...they already know what's gonna happen
@MrBen513093 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@expxnd51673 жыл бұрын
Good observation
@gokulkrishna90373 жыл бұрын
XD
@evnf3 жыл бұрын
Lool
@weedie27993 жыл бұрын
That cameraman was a psychic 😁
@oni7413 жыл бұрын
I liked the part when Australia scored.
@kabru43445 жыл бұрын
😂
@elnurmammadli20655 жыл бұрын
Me too
@DTMiae5 жыл бұрын
I don't find it, where is it?
@rafax_yt60634 жыл бұрын
@@rafax_yt6063 2:01😂
@elnurmammadli20654 жыл бұрын
Adi Kurbegović no i dont like that part. i like it where australia scores.
@jfayh4 жыл бұрын
In the highlights for that Leicester 9-0 win over Southampton, there were two separate moments where the highlights showed two goals in one continuous segment with no edits because they were so close together. I thought THAT was impressive!
@B3Band2 жыл бұрын
Man, that’s brutal. Played on an undefeated team in the late 90s in middle school. Well, at 4-0, coach started asking who wanted to play what. Our fullbacks played forward and I played goalie, anything to let the other team at least get one point. We sandbagged the rest of the game. I think it ended up being 5-1
@Armistice023 Жыл бұрын
*Australia gets the ball* American Samoa's goalkeeper: *Ah shit, here we go again*
@sloth55164 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Rukkasucrvg4 жыл бұрын
More like: *Ah shit, here we goal again*
@ezyawn31614 жыл бұрын
ez yawn more like: ah shit, here they score again.
@gamingfreak6194 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@alexparker23844 жыл бұрын
Hahahahau
@FrYiLo--4 жыл бұрын
The good point is the australian goalkeeper didn’t score
@alejandr05_4 жыл бұрын
I want moth memes back
@saadk725104 жыл бұрын
Saad Khan lmaoo
@alejandr05_4 жыл бұрын
@@saadk72510 i dont
@yes85174 жыл бұрын
the good points were the australian ones, the other team didnt get any
@jonas1624 жыл бұрын
Sad times... When my team starts thrashing other teams , I like to take the penalties. Heck I got a hatrick a couple weeks back. Not bad for a keeper who hasn't scored for the first 10 weeks.
@its2frikkinAM.gotosleep4 жыл бұрын
Who's came here after watched the movie "Next Goal Wins"
@moviebest89942 ай бұрын
Mon enfance omg. Je regardais cette vidéo j'avais 8 ou 9 ans.. j'en ai presque 20 .... la nostalgie
@ploudorasia10762 жыл бұрын
Mom: Let your younger brother play FIFA with you too Me:
@naomienomy59974 жыл бұрын
Which one are you? AUSTRALIA OR AMERICAN SOMOA
@izumasenpaii3904 жыл бұрын
@@izumasenpaii390 That's the question
@nickkohlmann4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@triton64904 жыл бұрын
I don't mind though, i'd destroy him every time
@nggaknormal4 жыл бұрын
@@izumasenpaii390 I think he was Australia...
@BlasterMan1174 жыл бұрын
Imagine a Mexican commentator, he'd be screaming goal the whole time xD
@johnan33983 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
@stowyer22292 жыл бұрын
Or Indonesian commentator, where he'd be repeatedly yelling "gol" for a whole hour till he can't feel his tongue anymore 🤣
@hadifelani2 жыл бұрын
Or spanish
@pokeangel75952 жыл бұрын
Not goal but GOL GOL GOL GOL GOOOOOOOOOOL
@sobaschnique66742 жыл бұрын
Or Brazilian
@Eumanel122 жыл бұрын
The legends that can score that many goals it’s spectacular
@Tigresuanlfelino Жыл бұрын
I literally snorted my drink after hearing that "they must have realized that Australia's 22 - nil victory over Tonga was no fluke" line.
@danoso0931 Жыл бұрын
Russia: I beat Saudi Arabia 5-0 Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1 Australia: step aside boys
@cptalpha34195 жыл бұрын
bro this is fucking American Samoa they are small as fuck
@isaythetruth37015 жыл бұрын
like user name mate.
@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer5 жыл бұрын
@@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer whata username
@isaythetruth37015 жыл бұрын
"I say the Truth"
@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer5 жыл бұрын
@@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer thx
@isaythetruth37015 жыл бұрын
just imagine Spanish commentators are in this they might be shouting GOOOAAALLLL till the end of the game.
@gabrielsistonamoca69634 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@silky.88304 жыл бұрын
Commentator: GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Commentator: whew I can stop now Other Commentator: Uh they just scored again Commentator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@vibragarden4 жыл бұрын
Loses voice after 30 mins 🤣
@d3c3p7ak0nz4 жыл бұрын
Need to put a warning for Spanish and Arabian commentators. Only dull golf style commentators advised for this match.
@TopeA83 жыл бұрын
vaya imbecil.
@julioc.perezpolo42043 жыл бұрын
1:48 “Even the scorer lost count” Don't blame them, it’s not easy keeping up with such a… *hectic* game! Btw, this video is a Certified 2000s jewel. 😂❤
@analana591f Жыл бұрын
Next Goal Wins brought me here!
@applefortynine82076 ай бұрын
Whilst his team were scoring 31 goals, the Australian goalkeeper cured cancer
@armo56374 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@littleregrets88104 жыл бұрын
@MTA 10 I'm depressed as well
@littleregrets88104 жыл бұрын
@Zayn Mondavi thx man. #Respect
@littleregrets88104 жыл бұрын
Nothing is better than hearing that people have overcame depression.
@alwayshardbeinganarsenalfan3 жыл бұрын
Enjoy your 666th like
@NubDiePie3 жыл бұрын
*Top 3 things Science can't explain* 1. What came before the big bang 2. Bermuda Triangle 3. KZhead Recommendations
@mrsubscriber53564 жыл бұрын
You forgot the reason why people recycle overused comments like these
@user-em1dl6jk1j4 жыл бұрын
two more things science can't explain who is gay? where is H?
@priyamehra51354 жыл бұрын
The Bermuda triangle was explained
@gabrielgregorio23404 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielgregorio2340 explain
@stevenmendoza37324 жыл бұрын
@@stevenmendoza3732 search it on KZhead I ain't no scientist
@gabrielgregorio23404 жыл бұрын
I played for a district team from the Adelaide Hills once. We got beaten 32-0. Twice. Same opponents. They won the league. I scored one of the 2 goals our team scored that season - from a penalty. So we only had one field goal scored the whole season. We were disastrously bad.
@barryschwarz Жыл бұрын
I was gonna say this seemed like adults just hammering on a kids team and I find out that is almost exactly what happened here! 😂
@JosePineda-jn8jk Жыл бұрын
1:46 “Even the scorer lost count” lmao that’s not something you can comment everyday
@CityWhisperer4 жыл бұрын
"not everyday you can say that"
@martinmi78424 жыл бұрын
@@martinmi7842 what?
@CityWhisperer4 жыл бұрын
@@CityWhisperer how he said it in the video 1:16
@martinmi78424 жыл бұрын
I still have no idea how you lose track when you turn it every goal. Like I wonder what happened. 🤔
@The_Bahamian_Intellectual3 жыл бұрын
@@The_Bahamian_Intellectual Toilet break at 25-0 and just assumed when he got back they scored twice. Probably.
@davidocall3 жыл бұрын
*Friend :* "How many goals were scored ??" *Me :* "Ask how many hattricks were scored"
@prakharsrivastava35685 жыл бұрын
Was 6
@normadicn57004 жыл бұрын
CapeXTron Underrated comment lol
@darthsilversith6674 жыл бұрын
someone scored 4 hatricks and one more goal
@yungblood50694 жыл бұрын
There are actually higher score names than hat trick. You so rarely see them that most people don't know what they are. They also have less impressive-sounding names. 4 goals is a haul. 5 is a glut. 6 is a double-hat trick. 7 is a double-haul (not sure why that one is 7, since you would think it would be 8). Alex Morgan scored a glut in the Women's World Cup against Thailand. The highest individual scorer in this game was Zdrilic, who scored a glut.
@dacypher224 жыл бұрын
@@dacypher22 Damn I really didn't knew that. Thanks man, today I learned something new.
@prakharsrivastava35684 жыл бұрын
Thanks KZhead algorithm for recommending me this 16 year old video 💀
@GOAT3ditz Жыл бұрын
Even the scorers lost count. XD i died.
@BadMadChicken2 жыл бұрын
"Archie Thompson made 13 goals that game and was left out the next match" -Every FIFA Player career mode be like
@VanWolf4 жыл бұрын
Relatable (._.')
@user-hr5wz1zb5w3 жыл бұрын
What does that mean? He can't play anymore for scoring alot?
@dickyarya82043 жыл бұрын
@@dickyarya8204 On FIFA My Player career mode, it doesn't literally matter if you score a hat-trick and do the perfect match, if your overall is at least 1 or 2 points under the starting player from the position you're in, you get bench time
@VanWolf3 жыл бұрын
why didnt he play in the next game though
@menrash2763 жыл бұрын
@@dickyarya8204 they're probably just resting him because...you know, they don't really need him to play the next match and risk and injury.
@randomstuff5083 жыл бұрын
"hey what's the status of the match?" "It's 31" " no, not the minutes, i asked the number of goals?" " *Did i stutter?* "
@ThatOneGuyIsOnYT3 жыл бұрын
@Connor McfarIand thanks
@ThatOneGuyIsOnYT2 жыл бұрын
@Connor McfarIand its funny tho
@channelazab27342 жыл бұрын
@Connor McfarIand atleast he tries unlike you
@cesar55392 жыл бұрын
@Connor McfarIand ha funny
@shredda50632 жыл бұрын
@@channelazab2734 it isn’t
@douma55892 жыл бұрын
Some of these goals are class
@overall19372 жыл бұрын
Australian goal keeper be chillin the whole 90 mins
@markhylis95612 жыл бұрын
Me: *Plays fifa with girlfriend* Her: "My ex is better then you" Me:
@n3c4173 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha
@muhammedyusufklc58743 жыл бұрын
if a girl i was with ever said that to me she would be walking home
@420ramborip3 жыл бұрын
@@420ramborip based
@ZunzXXL3 жыл бұрын
@@420ramborip based
@micky9193 жыл бұрын
@@420ramborip based
@ichigokurosaki5923 жыл бұрын
I like how the Australian team stops celebrating their goals after a while.
@QuickAlbumReviews2 жыл бұрын
We should’ve gone easier on them after the 10/0
@Zei332 жыл бұрын
whats the point? it is rather effortless and its just rude to the samoan team.
@auto1nfanticid32 жыл бұрын
@@auto1nfanticid3 it's humiliating but not rude because why stop, I mean there is no such a rule, is there? And I also believe it is a record of some sort so it is ok for me (also pretty entertaining and food for jokes : D).
@vasilispatrianakos60052 жыл бұрын
@@vasilispatrianakos6005 its unsportsmanlike. there is no rule but how can you get excited when your opponent is so pathetic? If they were rivals I would understand it, but cheering for this would be like celebrating being able to outrun a 5 year old or something.
@auto1nfanticid32 жыл бұрын
@@auto1nfanticid3 yes, but it's their choice to make. Also if they knew that this were to happen they would like put on the second roster but they probably didn't so they just kept playing the football they knew. But i agree in the half time the coach should have told them to slow down and just have possession instead of more goals.
@vasilispatrianakos60052 жыл бұрын
The AI on EAFC’s ultimate difficulty
@Sir_Goofinator3 ай бұрын
When you play fifa with your two year old brother, but you’re 26 years old and 1st in the leaderboards
@StarlingASMR2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@maika79112 жыл бұрын
That was MY exact situation but I wasn't 2. My brother was 26 we played FIFA and he destroyed me..
@Prosperitaa2 жыл бұрын
you destroyed the joke with the details
@professionaI.2 жыл бұрын
You play fifa?
@yacinekouitini51822 жыл бұрын
hey she is right lol
@sebastianvoisard2 жыл бұрын
1:11 "And here's number 20 with number 20, not everyday you can say that" hahahahaa
@mr2octavio4 жыл бұрын
frenchiveruti its 2020 that what you Can say
@fishmas4 жыл бұрын
Lmaao
@Xtreme_MVP4 жыл бұрын
San Marino fans coming on here after losing 10-0 to England, to remind themselves that there's always somebody worse than them...
@McD57912 жыл бұрын
as a San Marino fan we may be bad but we aren’t 31 goal loss bad, although we’re behind them in the FIFA rankings
@digitalworld67020 күн бұрын
American Samoa vs San Marino would be a game for the ages
@ethanpower381 Жыл бұрын
0:38 dude smart enough to go away
@Marco-lr6yd4 жыл бұрын
He was so bad, teammates decided to kick him from the match.
@mcj22194 жыл бұрын
@@mcj2219 more like ragequit since other player play like shit
@Hoggaththegreat4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂
@jokertm68894 жыл бұрын
1:17 "By now, American Samoa must have realized that Australia's 22-0 win over Tonga two days earlier was no fluke" So epic
@MetralletaLuis10 жыл бұрын
Luis Miguel Martínez i was just on that as i scrolled and seen your comment LMFAOOOOO
@beencozy99837 жыл бұрын
53 goals in 2 games ... holy shit
@ZVEKOfficial6 жыл бұрын
NightFury Archie Thompson: Man Of The Century award.
@polkaproductions91206 жыл бұрын
William Levy China and India have 1 billion people yet their national teams are pretty much non existent
@CraigFisherman6 жыл бұрын
TM TM They are doing engineering, or are jobless
@DS-Pakaemon6 жыл бұрын
Its hard to believe that, even in the rarest moment, an 16 year old video about football shows up in my recommendations.
@Just_A_Normal_Person669 Жыл бұрын
This was released exactly one year before I was born nice
@ryanbrimson82382 жыл бұрын
When the gym teacher joins the soccer game
@user-mb3xm8rn5g4 жыл бұрын
Official Lucas don’t call it soccer please
@agustinvidart38494 жыл бұрын
Agustin Vidart ok
@user-mb3xm8rn5g4 жыл бұрын
@@agustinvidart3849 it's soccer to us americans
@ninja23yt4 жыл бұрын
Agustin Vidart this is an Australian game and aussies call it soccer
@kellogscornflakes24304 жыл бұрын
It's about kicking the ball with a foot. It's football.
@flagflow12324 жыл бұрын
Someone thinks about how the australian goalkeeper was bored
@Fahreun4 жыл бұрын
He was up in midfield so had plenty to do lol
@stonem00134 жыл бұрын
I had a match like that when I was 14. I literally just stood in the middle of my half for both halfs to at least catch some long balls, but haven't even got so far as getting closer than 10 meters to the ball
@gergohrusko26724 жыл бұрын
Free money!
@santinodelgado2814 жыл бұрын
He could literally just fall asleep if he wanted to
@ahahm33 жыл бұрын
He watched the game in front of him
@lovegod7773 жыл бұрын
Came here in disbelief of what the new movie 'Next Goal Wins' mentioned....31-0!! Wow!!
@yaserali90914 ай бұрын
The fact is that Australia after beating American Samoa 31-0 failed to qualify for the 2002 World Cup
@TheVoyager330110 ай бұрын
Because it was virtually impossible while they were playing under the OFC. The best thing they did was to move to AFC.
@sv916gtv74 ай бұрын
@@sv916gtv7except that they did qualify in ofc.
@nathansouth50943 ай бұрын
Fun fact: this is one of the oldest videos on youtube.
@BrazilianDaftPunkFan3 жыл бұрын
wouldnt be surpised.. I saved many pre 2006 videos in bookmarks... found them many years later, and all of them were "this video as been removed due to copyright yadadada" or some other stupid youtube shit. Everyting pre2006 is either wiped or taken down :s
@nobletenshi76593 жыл бұрын
@@nobletenshi7659 no, i mean this video was PUBLISHED in 2006.
@BrazilianDaftPunkFan3 жыл бұрын
True
@TizioTizioDUIGN3 жыл бұрын
39 days after I was born. So,yeah.
@amrihajihashim11633 жыл бұрын
@@durbyrollence4622 I just come home🎉 Now I should do homework. A LOT
@amrihajihashim11633 жыл бұрын
If australia hadn't scored those 31 goals the game would've ended in a draw
@honestpenaldo4 жыл бұрын
Damn, you're right!
@ekuzo44 жыл бұрын
Wow, amazing
@Anipaper_3 жыл бұрын
HOLY COW I NEVER REALISED! GOOD EYE!
@awesumninja85813 жыл бұрын
THIS GUY DESERVES THE F***ING NOBEL!
@perrydarbypus59723 жыл бұрын
Wow, ive never thought about that.
@mrman43883 жыл бұрын
The Australian goal keeper probably went home to eat dinner during the match.
@MoeZeus2 жыл бұрын
For refence, Archie Thompson wasn't dropped for the next match, he just wasn't Australia's starting striker at the time. Australia played a weaker team because of the circumstances of the American Samoa team.
@evanbrowne40292 жыл бұрын
This is why Australia moved to the Asian region.
@simpsonsfan0910 жыл бұрын
Well we just won the AFC... time to move to Europe!
@youkeepthinkingthat9 жыл бұрын
Hayden Adams to Europe! Australia is ca. 15'000 km away from Europe
@KEITGAMER6 жыл бұрын
Der Keit gamer They're still in the Eurovision 😉
@jackfitzsimmons62896 жыл бұрын
Hayden adams nah mate. we wouldnt last
@un_ikko89536 жыл бұрын
Australia moved to the asia region coz they kept getting thumped by the mediocre south american teams in WC qual. If anything, australia should be moved to the Oceania region
@adambro28996 жыл бұрын
"They had us in both the halves not gonna lie"
@arnabjeetdas53993 жыл бұрын
After watching "Next Big Wins," I was surprised at how bad their game was. Especially they actually show this footage in the movie. Decent film.
@Maverick-nb3rg6 ай бұрын
Archie Thompson scored nearly half of his career international goals that day!
@kgizzle92 Жыл бұрын
this is why Australia quitted the Oceania football confederation and joined Asia
@namngo61955 жыл бұрын
Nam Ngô imagine the results today😂 Australia 56 - American Samoa - 0
@jahahahahahahahah71695 жыл бұрын
Nam Ngô #makequittedaword
@10000subswithnovideos.5 жыл бұрын
@@jahahahahahahahah7169 Australia had a team filled with top class talent in 2006. Their current squad it fill of nobodies
@ryankelly21095 жыл бұрын
ryan kelly I know but American Samoa probably don’t have a keeper. Kewel, Thompson, and a squad filled of talent was magic
@jahahahahahahahah71695 жыл бұрын
@Gabriel Saenz at least asia has teams that Australia can compete with
@billyjov4 жыл бұрын
Martin Tyler: "This is such a one sided afair"
@kabru43445 жыл бұрын
😂
@splinter18175 жыл бұрын
Adi Kurbegović but all credit to the team who's scoring the goals
@markmarkmarkfr5 жыл бұрын
@@markmarkmarkfr no its but full credit to the team for raking up the goals
@alexDdey5 жыл бұрын
@@alexDdey racking*
@kabru43445 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes a 31 goal lead can be a dangerous one"
@archib0ld15 жыл бұрын
You know it's bad when only half the goals can be fitted into the highlight video
@robertohaubold7522 жыл бұрын
Just watched the movie, sums it up perfectly.
@theblueytimes2 ай бұрын
no away goal. The return leg could be difficult indeed.
@rubysauce10 жыл бұрын
Lol
@black_mesa_band9 жыл бұрын
rubysauce do u know how many likes u have
@noah3216 жыл бұрын
rubysauce next leg Samoa 33-0 Australia
@CJGSF6 жыл бұрын
It was 32-31
@lionelmessigician68876 жыл бұрын
DER BESTE SPIELER yeah
@lionelmessigician68876 жыл бұрын
American Samoa: "damn Tonga...0-22....you guys are terrible!" *2 days later* 😑
@DemocratsareagentsofSATAN4 жыл бұрын
Samoans and tongan have some really ancient beef too. So this was a slap into a reverse slap.
@FormerGovernmentHuman4 жыл бұрын
stim amandoi ca esti roman
@senorgheret7244 жыл бұрын
@@senorgheret724 bre da că-ți romani pe aici :))
@capitanulcacaoernesto82154 жыл бұрын
Imagine having a 53 GD after 2 games
@ayaazbukhari61474 жыл бұрын
More like 😭😭😭😭
@honestabe51534 жыл бұрын
Raise your hand if you are watching this video after the movie Next goal wins 2023 😅, I didn’t believe the 31-0 was true!
@carlel1215 ай бұрын
Why is this this coming up on my recommendations now 15 years later
@Ilkeyacutg2 жыл бұрын
No cap when i was a little younger my father showed me this game and for the longest time i thought australia was the best footballing country in the world and i got suprised when they finished bottom of the table at the world cup lol
@dakingk78133 жыл бұрын
Sounds like good times
@Zowimir2 жыл бұрын
@@valeqium 90-0
@z3tsu2282 жыл бұрын
@@z3tsu228 91-0
@swirlingfudge2 жыл бұрын
@@valeqium 70 : 1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@christopherstein20242 жыл бұрын
@@valeqium or germany when it was good
@Vurinati2 жыл бұрын
Defenitely "Australia's 22-0 against Tongo two days ago, was not just a luck" Looking forward to watch Australia VS Bikini Athol
@lemat5793 жыл бұрын
@S P true, Tongo is somewhere Africa(?) . Long life Tonga!
@lemat5793 жыл бұрын
@@lemat579 Togo and Tonga are different...Togo is in africa and Tonga is an island located off the north coast of Australia...ur geography scks..
@notmyrealaccount93782 жыл бұрын
@@notmyrealaccount9378 I have mistaken on perpouse to offend Togo, because I am racist. ✌️✌🏿
@lemat5792 жыл бұрын
@@lemat579 df
@wdm_maps2 жыл бұрын
@@lemat579 good for u, idegaf..
@notmyrealaccount93782 жыл бұрын
Who comes from 433? 😂😂
@LTTEHero11 ай бұрын
Some of these goals were quite high quality
@gabrielc6252 Жыл бұрын
Australia scores the 32nd goal and the goalkeeper is absolutely heartbroken. Like he lost the world cup final xD
@stepupin90765 жыл бұрын
only 31st !
@wernerappel17935 жыл бұрын
@@wernerappel1793 1:49 i think
@gwenlee58645 жыл бұрын
@@gwenlee5864 The result display is wrong, the end result was 31: 0
@wernerappel17935 жыл бұрын
Thats my clubs goal keeper coach😂
@WSDIY5 жыл бұрын
@@Eken1777 no. I live in America
@WSDIY5 жыл бұрын
Team Manager: “Don’t worry lads, we can do this, we only have to score 33 goals”!
@shaydicus7103 жыл бұрын
We cum* do this
@OkyshoNath2 жыл бұрын
@@OkyshoNath Get the meds
@dragooll20232 жыл бұрын
@@dragooll2023 give em 2 me
@OkyshoNath2 жыл бұрын
Actually 32
@Dr_Telfort2 жыл бұрын
@@Dr_Telfort Oh I see what you’re saying I just said 33 more so as a random number but if you want to go if this video then, yes 32 goals
them: at least no one is gonna remember it in 14 years KZhead:
Lol
KZhead: that knife could use a twist…
😂😂😂
were you going to say youtube: kzhead.info/sun/ZNugadOwcHhtia8/bejne.html ? if so, HHAHAHHAHA
it may take 31 years to forget
Imagine going to the bathroom at 3 nil and coming back to see 16 goals.
Lol😅😅
Hhhahahaha legend
Pretty long bathroom break i would say... 30 min
mit.gurkal u never know when u have to take a fat shit for 30 mins 🤷♂️
@@mit.gurkal4358 you sounds sucks on party
*Fun Fact:* The Main Samoa Squad never arrived to the game due to passport issues. So the youth American Samoa team had to fill in and 2 of the players were 15 years old. Some of the players had never played a 90 min game before. So it was unfair from the start. Still a banger of a game tho
But still tho 31 is too much
@@k_venom908 faxs
Wow it was so unfair
They were a part of a youth national team, yet some of them had never played a 90 min match? There is no excuse for that, even when it is a small nation and it happened a long time ago.
This same team beat Tonga 22-0 two days before this match, so I don’t think the “Samoan main squad” would’ve done much better. I bet they were very happy to have “passport issues”.
I love how Archie Thompson scored 13 goals in 1 game and gets dropped for the next match 😂😂
Tbh probably for bullying the samoan keeper like that. Funny as hell to watch it, but this game would have just been sorry to watch in-person
He didn’t perform enough in this match.
Should've scored 23!
Didn’t really matter since Australia beat Fiji 2-0 the next match. Not sure when he was put in again, but he definitely played another match since he scored 16 goals for Australia that year. Also, fun fact, he scored roughly half of his national team career goals (28) in that match.
Pretty sure he wasn’t dropped. Maybe rested or the squad was just being rotated. I’m an Aussie and I remember when we used to played these Pacific teams. Mostly we won by huge scores and then we lost the final World Cup play off to teams like Uruguay and Argentina. We only finally beat Uruguay in ‘05 in a penalty shootout to make the World Cup tournament after missing out for 32 years. Playing these terrible teams didn’t help us improve. That’s why we moved to Asian confederation, to play better teams.
if you ever feel useless in life just remember Australia had a goal keeper in that game
DAMN SON
I think I found the goalkeeper upfront for Australia
And if you ever feel like a disappointment remember that American Samoa had one
i bet even oskar dillon could've scored
Utsav Manandharz Not one, but 11
"With no away goal, American Samoa are going to find the next leg rather difficult." You don't say.
yeah if only american Samoa made it 31-1 they would of gone in the 2nd leg confident of turning it around
@@NathanHeaver lol if it was against barca itd be possible
@@carnivorex2984 If against Barça a comeback was possible But against PSG: Not difficult, a comeback Guaranteed
@@carnivorex2984 Barça fan here, can confirm you're right lol
Rather lol
I didn't even think it was physically possible to score 31 goals in 90 minutes.
I played football/soccer when i was younger and we once won 21-0. This was when i was around 12 years old and the games weren't 90, but like 50 or 60 min long
@@sweetsunnyvibes you got it 👍🏻. Jokes aside, i say this so there will be no confusion
@@volt4ge965 since u played American football and football at same time , wonder if the 21 goals were all penalties 😂
wtf is a soccer?
@@kbjovihch87yc8yf football. No pens
San Marino: finally a worthy opponent!!
san marino would crush this team, they just don't get to play them so
they lost 10-0 to england now too
It will be a battle royal for the ages. LETS GOOOOO
San Marino would win by a near similar margin ..
san marino vs australia would be a more balanced match
I would make a joke but the commentator has said them all.
And here the number 20 scoring the goal 20, not everyday you can say that
If I comment your profile picture looks at mine 😥
I Know hahaha
Ol
I dont even know 😅
When player 2's controller is broken
This comment deserves much love.
Lmao
Underrated
i think it would still not be as easy as this
And still kind enough to stay in the game
I dont know whats more impressive, the fact that Australia got 31 goals or the fact that American Samoa managed to keep it 0-0 for 7 minutes
it was actually 9 minutes the commentator was wrong
Fun fact: its not the keepers' falut its the players. The players played like they died yesterday, no movement, no activation to defend the goal. But on the other side keeper played his last atom off he even got some epic saves too!
I laughed so hard when I saw you said them played like they died yesterday. 😂
he was still a terrible keeper tf u mean my boy??
@@willmcclard206 he was the best on their team 👍
@@willmcclard206 I think he means that the keeper was at least trying
@@willmcclard206 a keeper needs a defence. they arent elasticgirl so they cant stretch the entire pitch to save goals. from what i saw, the keeper defended what he could, and his defence played like shit. He wasnt prime Casillas but lets keep in mind he plays in samoa, not like he has the best chances to train and become better
Australia's coach : " Who hasn't scored yet ? Raise your hands" Goalkeeper : " Can i have a go"
The Aussie goalkeeper totally should have been trying to get a goal! It's not as if he had anything to do staying in goal!
@@PiousMoltar lmao
The Goalkeeper was a spectator at that point, just to intimidate them if needed...he wasn't needed but somehow, someway, was just there...
i was expecting the coach would like to have a go too :)
He could have just go home and nobody would even notice
*Interviewer: "who is the best footballer in the world?"* Boy from American Samoa: _"Archie Thompson."_
13 Goals in 1 game. Damn, he should play for Real Madrid
Lewis Thomas no are you mad American Samoa is like the worst if not one of the worst teams out there
@@oodnoop9218 obvious sarcasm was obvious...
@@oodnoop9218 you must be a boring person
@@oodnoop9218 sftu dude
That Thompson guy only scored 28 goals in his entire international career... almost half of them were from this match.
I love how the sports commentator kept his composure through the entire game
0:02 the Samoan goalie blocked one good shot and decided he was done for the day 😂
LMAOO
True
lmaoooooo
He was actually good the whole time.. even i can do better than this defence
Goalie: fuck this, this is australia ffs, i can embarace myself cuz of australia being a fucking master in this federation, i just wish they joined afc (they are now in afc, not in ofc)
0:35 13-0 game American Samoa: “come on guys we can still turn this score around!” *ends 31-0* AS: “whoa I guess we were right”
Fernando Rivera lmaoo
If you think the first half wss 0-13, then the second half was 31-0, the joke is whole
You deserve a medal 🎖
Just waiting for that one person who doesn’t get this joke
@@LBAsh i tOtaLLy dOnT gEt iT. wHaT dOeS tHaT mEaN??? iTs nOt eVeN FuNnY?!? Lol xd
This is one of the reasons why australia plays in afc (asia) and not ofc (oceania) anymore
17 years later and I stumble across this absolutely incredible footage. Best part is the commentary, he gives us some classic one-liners in there. 😎❤️😂
Difficulty : beginner Length : 30 minutes
I did that once, Barcelona vs some half star team with 20 minute halves, beginner difficulty, and things like player speed all turned in my favor. Final score? 121-0.
With all the Player sliders up and CPU down
kzhead.info/sun/YKppZK9ufqieeZE/bejne.html
Starting XI: *99 rated team*
Lol
Who is the best striker in the world? Samoan child: *Archie Thompson*
Well the child isnt lying, Archie Thompson is God in Australia, well him and Tim Cahill
@@d3c3p7ak0nz and Mooy
@@d3c3p7ak0nz but you did.
@@d3c3p7ak0nz They're not really.
@@d3c3p7ak0nz well he's still lying
I often watch football and spout out "even I could do better", fully knowing it doesnt hold water. This time, I literally could do better.
I remember watching this like 10 years ago not believing the score was actually 31-0 lol
"They must have realized now that their 22-0 win vs Tonga was no fluke." LMAO
TheFlyingPenguin 1:18
Thats pretty funny 😂 sorry i try to make no fun of teams but that commentator is hilarious
TheFlyingPenguin a
@@mustycaribousport-fan You played four games, the other teams being Tonga, Fiji, and Samoa. And yes, the goal difference was mad. 66.
my dude said TonGa
"Number 20 with number 20." Pretty sure that's the only time that has ever and will happen anywhere in the world.
*cough* handball *cough*
Idk look up the Sark football team, they played 4 international matches in 2003 and did so bad they stopped and stuck to the channel islands
OmG yOu CaN qUoTe
@@JohnSmith-qi6pm don't get mad because you don't get no ass lmao
*_N O T E V E R Y D A Y Y O U C A N S A Y T H A T_*
American Samoa did eventually manage to fire a shot at the Australian goal through Pati Feagiai in the 86th minute, but that was it.
The Australian keeper probably just went home after 10 goals
Samoa's team only fault was to have a dream to qualify to the world cup.
lol
Nope, more like "guys, can I scored too ?"
Lol
Lmaooo
Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1 Australia: hold my kangaroo...
@@ofc1290 lol gtfo
@@ofc1290 you ain't shit.
i found it funny lol
@@ofc1290 um who triggered you
Criptic Blitz he's probably from American Samoa
To be fair a comeback looked on the cards for Samoa but when australia scored their 23rd it really killed off the tie....back to you jeff!
The most impressing thing in this video is Samoan goalkeeper save from the beginning.
Lewandowski: i Scored 5 Goals Some australian dude: ha Noob
but American Samoa is not a country to be proud of defeating they are very weak
@@Darkscenes-jp4ge I guess they are weak but THAT WEAK??
@@reikosta4861 back in the early 2000's australia actually had a good team tho and they also came close to defeating italy in 2006 world cup
@@Darkscenes-jp4ge gives me bloody PTSD anytime someone brings that game up....guaranteed the worst penalty I’ll ever see in my life time
@@joshuahagen3671 ok but would Australia have won the world cup if they had beaten italy in that game? absolutely not Most likely they would've gotten eliminated by Germany in the semi's
"Even the scorer lost count" "32" I lost it.
Why?
So did the scoreboard
@@champschannel44 Scoreboard: 💀
😂😂😂
Well I mean that's the answer to life, the universe and everything
If you ever feel like you're too weak to get back up, remember that the American Samoa goalkeeper had to keep playing after the 30th Australian goal. The sheer strength to not just lay down and cry is such a motivation.
The funniest part of this to me is that a guy that scored 13 goals wasn't picked for Australia's next game
0:51 I love how the camera doesn't follow the ball and stays focused on the goal...they already know what's gonna happen
Lmao
Good observation
XD
Lool
That cameraman was a psychic 😁
I liked the part when Australia scored.
😂
Me too
I don't find it, where is it?
@@rafax_yt6063 2:01😂
Adi Kurbegović no i dont like that part. i like it where australia scores.
In the highlights for that Leicester 9-0 win over Southampton, there were two separate moments where the highlights showed two goals in one continuous segment with no edits because they were so close together. I thought THAT was impressive!
Man, that’s brutal. Played on an undefeated team in the late 90s in middle school. Well, at 4-0, coach started asking who wanted to play what. Our fullbacks played forward and I played goalie, anything to let the other team at least get one point. We sandbagged the rest of the game. I think it ended up being 5-1
*Australia gets the ball* American Samoa's goalkeeper: *Ah shit, here we go again*
LOL
More like: *Ah shit, here we goal again*
ez yawn more like: ah shit, here they score again.
😂😂😂
Hahahahau
The good point is the australian goalkeeper didn’t score
I want moth memes back
Saad Khan lmaoo
@@saadk72510 i dont
the good points were the australian ones, the other team didnt get any
Sad times... When my team starts thrashing other teams , I like to take the penalties. Heck I got a hatrick a couple weeks back. Not bad for a keeper who hasn't scored for the first 10 weeks.
Who's came here after watched the movie "Next Goal Wins"
Mon enfance omg. Je regardais cette vidéo j'avais 8 ou 9 ans.. j'en ai presque 20 .... la nostalgie
Mom: Let your younger brother play FIFA with you too Me:
Which one are you? AUSTRALIA OR AMERICAN SOMOA
@@izumasenpaii390 That's the question
Lol
I don't mind though, i'd destroy him every time
@@izumasenpaii390 I think he was Australia...
Imagine a Mexican commentator, he'd be screaming goal the whole time xD
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
Or Indonesian commentator, where he'd be repeatedly yelling "gol" for a whole hour till he can't feel his tongue anymore 🤣
Or spanish
Not goal but GOL GOL GOL GOL GOOOOOOOOOOL
Or Brazilian
The legends that can score that many goals it’s spectacular
I literally snorted my drink after hearing that "they must have realized that Australia's 22 - nil victory over Tonga was no fluke" line.
Russia: I beat Saudi Arabia 5-0 Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1 Australia: step aside boys
bro this is fucking American Samoa they are small as fuck
like user name mate.
@@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer whata username
"I say the Truth"
@@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer thx
just imagine Spanish commentators are in this they might be shouting GOOOAAALLLL till the end of the game.
🤣🤣
Commentator: GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Commentator: whew I can stop now Other Commentator: Uh they just scored again Commentator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Loses voice after 30 mins 🤣
Need to put a warning for Spanish and Arabian commentators. Only dull golf style commentators advised for this match.
vaya imbecil.
1:48 “Even the scorer lost count” Don't blame them, it’s not easy keeping up with such a… *hectic* game! Btw, this video is a Certified 2000s jewel. 😂❤
Next Goal Wins brought me here!
Whilst his team were scoring 31 goals, the Australian goalkeeper cured cancer
🤣🤣
@MTA 10 I'm depressed as well
@Zayn Mondavi thx man. #Respect
Nothing is better than hearing that people have overcame depression.
Enjoy your 666th like
*Top 3 things Science can't explain* 1. What came before the big bang 2. Bermuda Triangle 3. KZhead Recommendations
You forgot the reason why people recycle overused comments like these
two more things science can't explain who is gay? where is H?
The Bermuda triangle was explained
@@gabrielgregorio2340 explain
@@stevenmendoza3732 search it on KZhead I ain't no scientist
I played for a district team from the Adelaide Hills once. We got beaten 32-0. Twice. Same opponents. They won the league. I scored one of the 2 goals our team scored that season - from a penalty. So we only had one field goal scored the whole season. We were disastrously bad.
I was gonna say this seemed like adults just hammering on a kids team and I find out that is almost exactly what happened here! 😂
1:46 “Even the scorer lost count” lmao that’s not something you can comment everyday
"not everyday you can say that"
@@martinmi7842 what?
@@CityWhisperer how he said it in the video 1:16
I still have no idea how you lose track when you turn it every goal. Like I wonder what happened. 🤔
@@The_Bahamian_Intellectual Toilet break at 25-0 and just assumed when he got back they scored twice. Probably.
*Friend :* "How many goals were scored ??" *Me :* "Ask how many hattricks were scored"
Was 6
CapeXTron Underrated comment lol
someone scored 4 hatricks and one more goal
There are actually higher score names than hat trick. You so rarely see them that most people don't know what they are. They also have less impressive-sounding names. 4 goals is a haul. 5 is a glut. 6 is a double-hat trick. 7 is a double-haul (not sure why that one is 7, since you would think it would be 8). Alex Morgan scored a glut in the Women's World Cup against Thailand. The highest individual scorer in this game was Zdrilic, who scored a glut.
@@dacypher22 Damn I really didn't knew that. Thanks man, today I learned something new.
Thanks KZhead algorithm for recommending me this 16 year old video 💀
Even the scorers lost count. XD i died.
"Archie Thompson made 13 goals that game and was left out the next match" -Every FIFA Player career mode be like
Relatable (._.')
What does that mean? He can't play anymore for scoring alot?
@@dickyarya8204 On FIFA My Player career mode, it doesn't literally matter if you score a hat-trick and do the perfect match, if your overall is at least 1 or 2 points under the starting player from the position you're in, you get bench time
why didnt he play in the next game though
@@dickyarya8204 they're probably just resting him because...you know, they don't really need him to play the next match and risk and injury.
"hey what's the status of the match?" "It's 31" " no, not the minutes, i asked the number of goals?" " *Did i stutter?* "
@Connor McfarIand thanks
@Connor McfarIand its funny tho
@Connor McfarIand atleast he tries unlike you
@Connor McfarIand ha funny
@@channelazab2734 it isn’t
Some of these goals are class
Australian goal keeper be chillin the whole 90 mins
Me: *Plays fifa with girlfriend* Her: "My ex is better then you" Me:
Ha ha ha ha
if a girl i was with ever said that to me she would be walking home
@@420ramborip based
@@420ramborip based
@@420ramborip based
I like how the Australian team stops celebrating their goals after a while.
We should’ve gone easier on them after the 10/0
whats the point? it is rather effortless and its just rude to the samoan team.
@@auto1nfanticid3 it's humiliating but not rude because why stop, I mean there is no such a rule, is there? And I also believe it is a record of some sort so it is ok for me (also pretty entertaining and food for jokes : D).
@@vasilispatrianakos6005 its unsportsmanlike. there is no rule but how can you get excited when your opponent is so pathetic? If they were rivals I would understand it, but cheering for this would be like celebrating being able to outrun a 5 year old or something.
@@auto1nfanticid3 yes, but it's their choice to make. Also if they knew that this were to happen they would like put on the second roster but they probably didn't so they just kept playing the football they knew. But i agree in the half time the coach should have told them to slow down and just have possession instead of more goals.
The AI on EAFC’s ultimate difficulty
When you play fifa with your two year old brother, but you’re 26 years old and 1st in the leaderboards
Lol
That was MY exact situation but I wasn't 2. My brother was 26 we played FIFA and he destroyed me..
you destroyed the joke with the details
You play fifa?
hey she is right lol
1:11 "And here's number 20 with number 20, not everyday you can say that" hahahahaa
frenchiveruti its 2020 that what you Can say
Lmaao
San Marino fans coming on here after losing 10-0 to England, to remind themselves that there's always somebody worse than them...
as a San Marino fan we may be bad but we aren’t 31 goal loss bad, although we’re behind them in the FIFA rankings
American Samoa vs San Marino would be a game for the ages
0:38 dude smart enough to go away
He was so bad, teammates decided to kick him from the match.
@@mcj2219 more like ragequit since other player play like shit
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂
1:17 "By now, American Samoa must have realized that Australia's 22-0 win over Tonga two days earlier was no fluke" So epic
Luis Miguel Martínez i was just on that as i scrolled and seen your comment LMFAOOOOO
53 goals in 2 games ... holy shit
NightFury Archie Thompson: Man Of The Century award.
William Levy China and India have 1 billion people yet their national teams are pretty much non existent
TM TM They are doing engineering, or are jobless
Its hard to believe that, even in the rarest moment, an 16 year old video about football shows up in my recommendations.
This was released exactly one year before I was born nice
When the gym teacher joins the soccer game
Official Lucas don’t call it soccer please
Agustin Vidart ok
@@agustinvidart3849 it's soccer to us americans
Agustin Vidart this is an Australian game and aussies call it soccer
It's about kicking the ball with a foot. It's football.
Someone thinks about how the australian goalkeeper was bored
He was up in midfield so had plenty to do lol
I had a match like that when I was 14. I literally just stood in the middle of my half for both halfs to at least catch some long balls, but haven't even got so far as getting closer than 10 meters to the ball
Free money!
He could literally just fall asleep if he wanted to
He watched the game in front of him
Came here in disbelief of what the new movie 'Next Goal Wins' mentioned....31-0!! Wow!!
The fact is that Australia after beating American Samoa 31-0 failed to qualify for the 2002 World Cup
Because it was virtually impossible while they were playing under the OFC. The best thing they did was to move to AFC.
@@sv916gtv7except that they did qualify in ofc.
Fun fact: this is one of the oldest videos on youtube.
wouldnt be surpised.. I saved many pre 2006 videos in bookmarks... found them many years later, and all of them were "this video as been removed due to copyright yadadada" or some other stupid youtube shit. Everyting pre2006 is either wiped or taken down :s
@@nobletenshi7659 no, i mean this video was PUBLISHED in 2006.
True
39 days after I was born. So,yeah.
@@durbyrollence4622 I just come home🎉 Now I should do homework. A LOT
If australia hadn't scored those 31 goals the game would've ended in a draw
Damn, you're right!
Wow, amazing
HOLY COW I NEVER REALISED! GOOD EYE!
THIS GUY DESERVES THE F***ING NOBEL!
Wow, ive never thought about that.
The Australian goal keeper probably went home to eat dinner during the match.
For refence, Archie Thompson wasn't dropped for the next match, he just wasn't Australia's starting striker at the time. Australia played a weaker team because of the circumstances of the American Samoa team.
This is why Australia moved to the Asian region.
Well we just won the AFC... time to move to Europe!
Hayden Adams to Europe! Australia is ca. 15'000 km away from Europe
Der Keit gamer They're still in the Eurovision 😉
Hayden adams nah mate. we wouldnt last
Australia moved to the asia region coz they kept getting thumped by the mediocre south american teams in WC qual. If anything, australia should be moved to the Oceania region
"They had us in both the halves not gonna lie"
After watching "Next Big Wins," I was surprised at how bad their game was. Especially they actually show this footage in the movie. Decent film.
Archie Thompson scored nearly half of his career international goals that day!
this is why Australia quitted the Oceania football confederation and joined Asia
Nam Ngô imagine the results today😂 Australia 56 - American Samoa - 0
Nam Ngô #makequittedaword
@@jahahahahahahahah7169 Australia had a team filled with top class talent in 2006. Their current squad it fill of nobodies
ryan kelly I know but American Samoa probably don’t have a keeper. Kewel, Thompson, and a squad filled of talent was magic
@Gabriel Saenz at least asia has teams that Australia can compete with
Martin Tyler: "This is such a one sided afair"
😂
Adi Kurbegović but all credit to the team who's scoring the goals
@@markmarkmarkfr no its but full credit to the team for raking up the goals
@@alexDdey racking*
"Sometimes a 31 goal lead can be a dangerous one"
You know it's bad when only half the goals can be fitted into the highlight video
Just watched the movie, sums it up perfectly.
no away goal. The return leg could be difficult indeed.
Lol
rubysauce do u know how many likes u have
rubysauce next leg Samoa 33-0 Australia
It was 32-31
DER BESTE SPIELER yeah
American Samoa: "damn Tonga...0-22....you guys are terrible!" *2 days later* 😑
Samoans and tongan have some really ancient beef too. So this was a slap into a reverse slap.
stim amandoi ca esti roman
@@senorgheret724 bre da că-ți romani pe aici :))
Imagine having a 53 GD after 2 games
More like 😭😭😭😭
Raise your hand if you are watching this video after the movie Next goal wins 2023 😅, I didn’t believe the 31-0 was true!
Why is this this coming up on my recommendations now 15 years later
No cap when i was a little younger my father showed me this game and for the longest time i thought australia was the best footballing country in the world and i got suprised when they finished bottom of the table at the world cup lol
Sounds like good times
@@valeqium 90-0
@@z3tsu228 91-0
@@valeqium 70 : 1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@valeqium or germany when it was good
Defenitely "Australia's 22-0 against Tongo two days ago, was not just a luck" Looking forward to watch Australia VS Bikini Athol
@S P true, Tongo is somewhere Africa(?) . Long life Tonga!
@@lemat579 Togo and Tonga are different...Togo is in africa and Tonga is an island located off the north coast of Australia...ur geography scks..
@@notmyrealaccount9378 I have mistaken on perpouse to offend Togo, because I am racist. ✌️✌🏿
@@lemat579 df
@@lemat579 good for u, idegaf..
Who comes from 433? 😂😂
Some of these goals were quite high quality
Australia scores the 32nd goal and the goalkeeper is absolutely heartbroken. Like he lost the world cup final xD
only 31st !
@@wernerappel1793 1:49 i think
@@gwenlee5864 The result display is wrong, the end result was 31: 0
Thats my clubs goal keeper coach😂
@@Eken1777 no. I live in America
Team Manager: “Don’t worry lads, we can do this, we only have to score 33 goals”!
We cum* do this
@@OkyshoNath Get the meds
@@dragooll2023 give em 2 me
Actually 32
@@Dr_Telfort Oh I see what you’re saying I just said 33 more so as a random number but if you want to go if this video then, yes 32 goals