#shorts #viral #diy 🎥TT/@jacobwitzling This guy makes some of the coolest DIY axes ever and built a ridiculously cool hobbit cabin in the woods.
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He smokes that sticky and his wife is baaad living the dream
@russellbatman52228 күн бұрын
Only little kids and weirdos talking about other men wifes🤷🏻♂️ keep that in mind
@jonnyjackson395726 күн бұрын
🤝@@jonnyjackson3957
@helptowin26 күн бұрын
@@jonnyjackson3957 well so far 60 weirdos and little kids think it's funny 🤷
@russellbatman52226 күн бұрын
@@jonnyjackson3957only weirdos into judging everyone besides themselves think saying someone has a cool life is bad.
@user-ve2mq1qq1t26 күн бұрын
@@jonnyjackson3957he’s just complimenting his wife
@drakerobinson325225 күн бұрын
“I’ll call you later, I need to water my house.”
@legogamer0923 күн бұрын
His friend right now: bro what the f-
@celestinomacalipay961523 күн бұрын
isn't it cool tho haha
@KilabzyGaming23 күн бұрын
@@KilabzyGaming fuck yes 😂 they should make vacation homes like this
@dariusmunoz408623 күн бұрын
“Wait what you have to water the house?”
@Random_guy79923 күн бұрын
@@celestinomacalipay9615 I'll finish it uck
@user-xb5ne6co2q23 күн бұрын
Ah, RuneScape personified.
@TheRealAmaru.7 күн бұрын
He's got 99 Woodcutting and 99 Construction for sure
@Ventraeus19 сағат бұрын
@Ventraeus the good ole days.
@TheRealAmaru.13 сағат бұрын
For anyone wondering that's Jacob Witzling and his wife is Sara Jean Underwood. She's a model, 2x playmate of the year, and tv host. And they have an awesome KZhead channel called "Cabinland." There's also several other cabin structures not shown here.
@StoneTracy4 күн бұрын
that makes me bitter as fuck
@RyzotКүн бұрын
Thanks I wasn't wondering though, looks very cringe
@neildepressedtyson54023 сағат бұрын
@@Ryzotdon’t be bitter- she has an onlyfans where she posts naked videos of herself. You probably wouldn’t want to be this guy
@PeepersonCreedo20 сағат бұрын
I liked Sara Jean underwood ever since I first saw her on Rob Dyrdek ridiculousness
@vincents784511 сағат бұрын
Of course she makes money using her body.
@SithLordAnakin7 сағат бұрын
Some people envy movie stars, some professional sports personalities. I envy this guy 😂
@michaelsalmon938123 күн бұрын
His wife is literally a movie star wich makes it even worse 💀 lmao
@streamerclips650223 күн бұрын
Gimme names @@streamerclips6502
@akmalrusydi273023 күн бұрын
Fr plus the wife😫😫😫😫
@saido417823 күн бұрын
😂
@rosachavez48523 күн бұрын
@@streamerclips6502What movies?
@tirramasu794823 күн бұрын
Believe me, this man is the happiest on earth.
@dalemsilas842523 күн бұрын
Yeah, I would love to live here by myself with a cat or something
@Bnttercat23 күн бұрын
His wife looks like that but he gets all this done? 🍆 don't work I'm calling it
@MisterGoat-qq2sc23 күн бұрын
People showing off their wife half naked are never happy trust me
@ClA-fh5pb23 күн бұрын
@@ClA-fh5pb I don't think he was purposely showing off his wife though
@user-jt5vi8cm1m23 күн бұрын
@ClA-fh5pb his wife is a former playboy model. Can't remember her name... her name is Sara Jean Underwood
@7787lawless778723 күн бұрын
"would you want any of this stuff? " Yeah, definitely especially that thing at the end.
@larristheblackswan35849 күн бұрын
You are about ice bath right ?
@dastebon44648 күн бұрын
I thought the same thing, haha. Damn.
@nathanjensen23748 күн бұрын
the womern
@tehpurplepills7 күн бұрын
the thing? you BETTER be talking abt the ice bath because lord
@kayr45027 күн бұрын
The little axe?
@ellislahtinen77996 күн бұрын
Fun fact: If you can't fly, the roof looks like kidneys
@silasgaertner62968 күн бұрын
Lmao
@UNKNOWN_INC5 күн бұрын
Bro is the happiest man ALIVE
@marcebelez0413 күн бұрын
bro his wife is an of model too
@g6ob81212 күн бұрын
@@g6ob812 And dream ruined
@trevor787312 күн бұрын
@@trevor7873Why? They're both happy.
@diggs82512 күн бұрын
@@g6ob812proof??
@havok321211 күн бұрын
Most confused maybe
@1234567892716411 күн бұрын
Forget the axes, this is *the* coolest dude on Earth.
@CaliforniaCarpenter720 күн бұрын
Why is he wearing a dress in two shots though? I'm not judging, dresses are great and it's nice to feel the breeze down there. I'm just confused because it doesn't look too warm.
@derkeksinator1720 күн бұрын
@@derkeksinator17 When does that *ever* come into relevance with their comment?
@LittleFrogAz20 күн бұрын
The comment I was about to comment
@ThatBoyDrypto20 күн бұрын
@@derkeksinator17because some Guys did that in some shows they wear those too
@happyblast859620 күн бұрын
@@derkeksinator17 who cares though? If you had such a cool life, you'd also be doing stuff "just because".
@FernandoSegovia70120 күн бұрын
The more I explore the Internet, the more amazed I get by people like this man. Humans can be so amazing & unique
@pizzackertheplayer26799 күн бұрын
Yes THEY are. Are you also from Zeta ? 👽
@TheDeadLepShow7 күн бұрын
@@TheDeadLepShow Hail brethren, what an unlikely encounter 👾
@theguy05266 күн бұрын
@@theguy0526 🖖 always a surprise meeting fellow intergalactic beings from another basemomship. 🎮🕹️ 👾 👽
@robertwormley42944 күн бұрын
Humans are cute. I say we keep them.
@Mereologist4 күн бұрын
This guy is a total Rembrandt
@ShannonDonovan-gs5ig2 күн бұрын
Dude is surviving the apocalypse with all them axes and living as far away from society as possible, not to mention those guard dogs
@_chozen1xcvii6 күн бұрын
What happened next?
@user-ou8sd1iw4b3 күн бұрын
I don’t know last time I checked bullets travel quicker then a blade
@Trialbyfire9Күн бұрын
@@Trialbyfire9 lots of booby traps help too you know
@_chozen1xcviiКүн бұрын
This Man is winning in all ways 🙌🏽👏🏽
@user-hx7er2sf5r14 күн бұрын
Bros living all man's dream fr
@yorulz50813 күн бұрын
At least in two ways...
@christian_koester12 күн бұрын
OMM 💯 FACTS..maybe not all but it's a lot of us...I'm jus say'n
@jerronnorris582912 күн бұрын
Winning when you're born rich is like playing video games with trainers on story difficulty
@gabrielst82812 күн бұрын
Awesome cabin, cool career, fun content creator, and a Playmate wife... I'd definitely agree he's winning at life! 😂
@brettevans27811 күн бұрын
Bro is a living Minecraft character
@SF-xd4qk12 күн бұрын
You're absolutely correct.
@AReGx110 күн бұрын
With jennys mod
@mimisela74748 күн бұрын
Imagine building all that and the girl still sees other guys on the low
@RSTactical8 күн бұрын
this sent me
@trentwaldo8 күн бұрын
Bro even got the greentop💀
@merpaderp.___.46484 күн бұрын
BRO'S LIVING THE LIFE I WANT😭
@anonymousmember3767 күн бұрын
Respect. True craftsman.
@kurtsnyder47524 күн бұрын
Dam i hate my life a little bit more now
@zuraktobambuzi305528 күн бұрын
fr hahahaa
@xlShiru26 күн бұрын
Yup
@donald200526 күн бұрын
Should have been born with rich parents dawg. Unlucky. 🤷♂️
@HalCogan24 күн бұрын
Facts
@daemionbeagle725123 күн бұрын
do something about it, he did
@realjfk535023 күн бұрын
Beautiful interiors in the house. Great work.
@viking225 күн бұрын
If his wife divorced him, he would be a villain💀
@PvZ_Zombie.2 сағат бұрын
"Would you want any of his stuff?" **Shows tiny ax** Me: *"I WANT TINY AX"*
@tuckernutter23 күн бұрын
ME: I want his wife.
@MroStudios22 күн бұрын
It must’ve resonated with you
@mononomo794022 күн бұрын
Project for the week: make Tiny ax
@ranki896122 күн бұрын
@@MroStudiossame... share?
@moldythoughts476522 күн бұрын
@@MroStudios You can't have his wife rn. But you can try with his ex though 😊
@apolarahman660322 күн бұрын
Bro is living in the woods, makes axes, built an epic fantasy style house that’s classy as hell on the inside, has an ice bath made out of a log and a hot tub made from a tree stump, AND HAS A SUPER ATTRACTIVE WIFE THIS MAN WON AT LIFE!!!
@logeyperogi180522 күн бұрын
He's probably super rich. It's the only reason for all of it. And thus making it a whole lot less impressive.
@JSmellerM22 күн бұрын
Bro is the main character.
@anonymous-yf6ur22 күн бұрын
@@JSmellerMI hate that I’m too tired to tell if this is rage bait
@robertperry93422 күн бұрын
This guy I the video is actualy rich@@robertperry934
@walterbuono308722 күн бұрын
@@JSmellerM u jus a hater 😂😂
@thatboimoises662822 күн бұрын
Friend: wanna play Minecraft Him: sure Friend: ok come join my server Him:
@ynot59444 күн бұрын
Your super talented 👍🏽
@josemelendez3199Күн бұрын
If an apocalypse ever goes out him and his wife would be a boss fight 😭
@CyndariusZZ23 күн бұрын
What would an apocalypse have to do with ravaging through someone’s home
@777biscuits23 күн бұрын
@@777biscuits its a gaming joke and honestly they would make a great boss fight no doubt in a game cool location cool characters
@deadshot424523 күн бұрын
@@777biscuitsForty seven slices of stupidity
@pete_smack23 күн бұрын
Or they would be Tom Bombadill and his wife
@diamondj448423 күн бұрын
he would be the boss, she would be the price if you win
@EcclesiarchNevsky23 күн бұрын
"if you can fly"💀💀
@ZakariaLoucif-fe3tg22 күн бұрын
I took that personally 😂
@medkramer591922 күн бұрын
amazing line, he could say several other words, but "if you can fly" sounds so perfect for the theme of the video, just perfect
@jodahr22 күн бұрын
He wore some dresses in some of them 😬
@Cyril-Figgis122 күн бұрын
@@Cyril-Figgis1and?
@zleepy_zig22 күн бұрын
Bruh made me wanna evolve
@ByRONxUCHiHa22 күн бұрын
The head, hand and feet axes made him look like a Chainsaw man character
@TochiSawaki8 күн бұрын
Amazing work that guy does
@johnlaine32223 күн бұрын
These two are enjoying the life they literally built. I think everyone would like a piece of that.
@BluestormsSong22 күн бұрын
They plus the 40 Mexican carpenters they hired to build all that. Sure.
@24framedavinci3921 күн бұрын
@@24framedavinci39 A guy built something!?! Unbelievable! Its almost like people have been building houses for thousands of years and is not at unbelievable. Moron 🤦
@mod_myst21 күн бұрын
And all you have to do to get it is be cool with people paying to see your wife naked!
@patdoughty849221 күн бұрын
Minus the dress
@veganskillz21 күн бұрын
Trust fund baby
@EdgarMartinez-bw9tv21 күн бұрын
bro lives in a fantasy world
@_Xenias20 күн бұрын
Actual the real world
@celomano917420 күн бұрын
He has to be able to afford all this.
@TheDeadlyBlueWolf20 күн бұрын
He is a huge feminist jew and his wife loves black men :) I am black so I enjoy their content. Shalom!
@iron667220 күн бұрын
@@iron6672 ok bro
@avonire20 күн бұрын
Monkeys 🐒 @@iron6672
@elian135220 күн бұрын
With that variety of weapons, he's pretty much a video game character incarnate.
@ZinfandelRed19148 күн бұрын
If I remember correctly, he use to be a teacher and now he's married to a former playmate of the year and makes amazing things... dude is winning at life
@jtrod1420 күн бұрын
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮🎉🎉🎉🎉
@EmReyplayslots20 күн бұрын
playmate of the year , how he got money??
@torhbakalit90820 күн бұрын
@@torhbakalit908Whats he need money for he was a teacher.
@MrBlackJaQ20 күн бұрын
With his online videos. Dude has like millions of subs. @@torhbakalit908
@Huyle1820 күн бұрын
He failed with the wife...as soon as he starts struggling she gonna bounce
@megamegaO20 күн бұрын
the head axe is actually pretty cool
@pangoplier21 күн бұрын
Then you forget you're wearing it and wonder why everyone is staring at you in the grocery store. 😂
@NarwahlGaming20 күн бұрын
lmao yea! pair that with the four other arm and leg axes. and become the walking weapon body builders wish they could be XD
@julians989920 күн бұрын
Axually
@stevenhagman509520 күн бұрын
CTE doctor specialists hate him
@StabbyJoe13520 күн бұрын
It looks like what the chicken wears in quest for camelot!
@sm_t826220 күн бұрын
Narrator sounds like he runs a video store next to the quick stop.
Dude went through all that trouble just to flex his wife on us.😭😭
@Holycryptonite4723 күн бұрын
She was a playboy bunny. OG onlyfans
@jdukay635523 күн бұрын
Sarah Underwood
@waltino8123 күн бұрын
To bring such an attractive woman to live with you in the woods is a bigger flex than anything else.
@gaberiel55523 күн бұрын
she's a famous porn star, sure had options
@nicksrub23 күн бұрын
Nah deadass
@richardsmith429323 күн бұрын
Bro literally has the best life
@angryfoxzd523316 күн бұрын
“a useless one for his head.”
@user-in3wp1qu1p13 күн бұрын
I guess if you’re a loser, then this seems like the best life
@VinelandVinny13 күн бұрын
@VinelandVinny why?
@serhanadem368313 күн бұрын
@@VinelandVinny Are you happy?
@genesmolko811313 күн бұрын
The woodwork inside the house is so beautiful ❤️
@believer73773 күн бұрын
He and his wife built their home, they’re a partnership, I genuinely respect what they have goin on
@kari54817 сағат бұрын
"So what do you do for a living?" This guy: "IM SO GLAD YOU AXED!" 6 fcking K likes in 12 hours, y'all I'm too unfunny to have all these thank you😭
@dememeitized804823 күн бұрын
AH *knee slap* AH *knee slap* AH *knee slap*
@sophiabruns12023 күн бұрын
I don’t want to live in a world where this isn’t the top comment
@MadiTayl23 күн бұрын
There isn't enough likes on KZhead to represent how perfect this comment is.
@kevinrahman199023 күн бұрын
😂
@lordcorporal424723 күн бұрын
his wife has an of
@quincyames201423 күн бұрын
This guy rules and his wife is a gem. They built all this together
@TheBlomberFactory23 күн бұрын
How wife is an OF p0rnstar… Trust me, he isn’t as happy as he looks.
@katherine2000cl23 күн бұрын
I’d bet Sarah Jean Underwood didn’t do shit but pay for some of it.
@chippewaguy419322 күн бұрын
old porn stars aren't gem's in my book
@kevsowell22 күн бұрын
They didn’t do shit, he done it all
@seanwilliams584822 күн бұрын
@@chippewaguy4193I know she did Playboy a while ago. She doing OF now? Asking for a friend. 😉
@sgtquig904022 күн бұрын
Keep inspiring the world brother
@AaronBrandonShow5 күн бұрын
thats one happy hobbit😂
@pukvandepettoflat70824 күн бұрын
I would personally call the “hobbit house” a Hagrid house Edit: I’m gonna be *that* guy. Oh my gosh, the amount of likes! Thx y’all!
@meredithbutikofer565819 күн бұрын
same
@theslaughterbehindtheman.176519 күн бұрын
Except Hagrids house wasn’t this nice unlike hobbit houses
@OndatZaza9919 күн бұрын
@@OndatZaza99 I’m talking about shape language and not the luxury of the environment
@meredithbutikofer565819 күн бұрын
It's a Hagrid home ❤😂
@HarryLaxington19 күн бұрын
id call it the forest villa cuz it looks amazing😂
@untermRadar71019 күн бұрын
Me: "Why is this guy working so hard?".. after you see the wife ..."I get it."😂
@TheSJVF20 күн бұрын
She's a model
@MRGF7820 күн бұрын
Ngl
@Crazygamer-yb6gu20 күн бұрын
Jk
@Crazygamer-yb6gu20 күн бұрын
Sara Jean Underwood
@TH3mrBROWN19 күн бұрын
@@MRGF78not just a model, but a playboy model
@batmansdad319519 күн бұрын
Dudeeeee that house is so nice❤
@AnthonioNesbitt-go2bgКүн бұрын
This house is so beautiful! 🥺
@NiffirgkcaJ9 күн бұрын
The masculine urge to live in the forest and build axes
@zaltan123418 күн бұрын
And where dresses is while splitting wood
@kittycat363817 күн бұрын
Ur weak ass cant
@vvvbbhnj17 күн бұрын
Bish I guarantee you can't even start a campfire 😂
@zyourzgrandzmaz17 күн бұрын
@@kittycat3638Yeah I didn't get that part. Very confusing. Why are you doing cool shit and wearing dresses? It really undermines the cool shit you do IMO 🤷🏽♂️
@CarlosGordo9717 күн бұрын
@@kittycat3638Yeah I respected him until I saw that.
@CarlosGordo9717 күн бұрын
wtf it's actually tom bombadil
@Cosmic190016 күн бұрын
awesome! hilarious
@andrewcaesar163916 күн бұрын
just a guy in the woods with a baddie wife...yeah it's definitely him
@jessnomaybe15 күн бұрын
Lmao so good
@RanzoMoney15 күн бұрын
Illuminati humiliation ritual corrupt influencer
@ClaimClam14 күн бұрын
Holy crap dude, you're right!😂😂 Mad props to this dude and his house and toys(wife included)!🎉🎉
@ChrisJohnson-gm4hq14 күн бұрын
Bro became axe man💀💀💀
@hymhym90366 күн бұрын
"useless" until you have to fight him in a post apocalyptic world
@eternailsm2 күн бұрын
He’s the only person who can leave a conversation by saying “I need to water my house” and not be wrong about it 💀
@BLCK_H.O.L.E13 күн бұрын
Actually here in texas, I have to water my house quite frequently in the summer during droughts. The foundation can become damaged without having moisture in the ground
@albertkeneipp85869 күн бұрын
Oh man, that’s crazy! It’s almost like that’s the top fucking comment and you just made it sound worse 😂
@ThatDudeDeven9 күн бұрын
This dude is a fucking LEGEND.
@jjstratford19 күн бұрын
Almost.. He wore a dress. No legend of a man wears a dress. No man should wear a dress period. It isn't cute or funny. It ain't right.
@YakmonSaysItLikeItIs18 күн бұрын
Wood he uses is so easy to break up. This sadly is bait for you to think he is.
@biohuk18 күн бұрын
@@biohuksome people can only see so deep ya know? god bless em. 😂
@nathanbohn107818 күн бұрын
bro this wood is soft
@biohuk17 күн бұрын
@@biohuk bro he is a legend mostly because of the way he lives. fuck the axes.
@visartistry17 күн бұрын
Dude got the total package. Dresses included 😂😂
@maplelafe76715 сағат бұрын
Appreciate your hardwork to make it perfect with time..
@manhwamangastory8 күн бұрын
This guy won in life already 😂
@heyitsgabriel696520 күн бұрын
Cancer
@Papajohn695419 күн бұрын
@@Papajohn6954?
@JackedJere19 күн бұрын
His wife has only fans, that's a massive L
@steelbear206315 күн бұрын
He's not in the woods, he's in heaven
@Behnude21 күн бұрын
My mind went "the woods is in him"
@madsjoran21 күн бұрын
Valhalla
@mauriciovidrio988521 күн бұрын
Faq yeah@@mauriciovidrio9885
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman21 күн бұрын
Blonde girl in a one piece swimsuit... yup
@bruh-bn3ni21 күн бұрын
Is he de4d?
@hirun64321 күн бұрын
This guys wife is Sara Jean Underwood, and ironically they both are crafty with wood. Hence the houses. Dude is a teacher.
@tedmann-688824 күн бұрын
His wife is an onlyfans prnstr
@wizzlet682123 күн бұрын
I cant tell if your making a dick joke lol
@chrisbearden16223 күн бұрын
No way Sarah Jean underwood one of the member of the old channel G4 for gamers and a playboy star
@austinmiller869523 күн бұрын
@@austinmiller8695 yep, being a whore on OF keeps them wealthy and able to do this content.
@nothanks61123 күн бұрын
Dude I fucking knew she looked familiar.
@Stroudzy23 күн бұрын
I need someone like this, creative and loving.
@kachow95826 күн бұрын
Happy for him, he's found his home and someone who enjoys it just as much as him
@Lorriatt7 күн бұрын
This guy is the man. Legit the coolest guy on the planet. He splits wood with hes head with an axe helmet!
@ritamangel970521 күн бұрын
That guy is strong, very strong, imagine being able to cut wood this way in a single chop....
@titanus26121 күн бұрын
I found a bot, guys!
@grouchomarx201621 күн бұрын
FOR VALHALLA!
@tylerwilliams3321 күн бұрын
AI going wild bro
@evildesgineer21 күн бұрын
his* also what is this npc ahh comment
@IonRuby21 күн бұрын
my boy over here living his best life
@tbnrcreator.official18 күн бұрын
I don't think so if everyone knows what your wife looks like naked.
@Nost268217 күн бұрын
Yeah, with Sara Jean Underwood ! ! !
@louielouiepks16 күн бұрын
@@louielouiepks His boy also likes to delete comments.
@Nost268216 күн бұрын
Dude is living my dream
@indrabora85754 күн бұрын
If anyone’s surviving in an apocalypse it’s that man
@noahgaston7322 күн бұрын
Bro: "i swear i didn't use creative mode" Also bro:
@lujzisz107220 күн бұрын
It hurts
@leomatr250719 күн бұрын
Fr my guy got a hack client irl
@barryexel19 күн бұрын
fr bro
@shinychilli19 күн бұрын
Bro has won the game. Mastered it. 100% completion.
@Sergio-uy4ew14 күн бұрын
THIS GUY IS AWESOME ! 👏👏👏💪👌
@chelseaultra9348Күн бұрын
Man what am I doing with my life …. Now this man is LIVING
@altheplug70802 сағат бұрын
Awesome stuff love the houses
@bryanclark28793 күн бұрын
That house is one of the coolest I’ve ever seen. He’s put so much time into each of his projects. What a legend!
@mrbfros45423 күн бұрын
Who is this "carpenter axe man"?
@migueruta22 күн бұрын
@@migueruta their channel is called cabinland
@Shyknit22 күн бұрын
@@Shyknit Thank you, Shynit!😉
@migueruta21 күн бұрын
"Would you want any of this stuff" You just hit me with the most rhetorical question I've ever heard
@Gumbocinno21 күн бұрын
No. Not unless he takes care of it for me
@thisguyhd659121 күн бұрын
@@thisguyhd6591 aaand thats exactly why you don't have any of this stuff, or any cool stuff at that. Lazy ahh boy
@Photops21 күн бұрын
Yes, his wife
@spencer21421 күн бұрын
@@spencer214😂
@laurawhitehead705021 күн бұрын
but wood you?
@sussbanana21 күн бұрын
Coolest guy ever. Would love to meet him
@Manic_Attack6 күн бұрын
Hell, yeah, I would love some of his product.
@swampstaygreen54067 күн бұрын
he’s literally in his own minecraft world bro, his builds are so fire
@onlyyenola21 күн бұрын
He also has the best Jenny mod.
@johnwickv327721 күн бұрын
@@johnwickv3277 💀
@CringeAnimePFP16021 күн бұрын
also has a classic grass top house
@frogman121 күн бұрын
Trees fear this man 💀
@youssefnr131018 күн бұрын
Lorax is shivering in his timbers rn
@elwynalderman335617 күн бұрын
Then he woke up 💀
@MadRedNinja6 күн бұрын
Amazing 😮. Beutiful and gorgeous craftsmanship
@georgeskinarakais99104 күн бұрын
His wife is actually a bad ass and equally built all of the houses. Really cool people.
@jordannnsmith121 күн бұрын
I had to scroll way too far for this comment, if I recall correctly his wife actually designed and build the stump tubs
@msatropine459621 күн бұрын
@@msatropine4596so you’re telling me this woman is hot af and can work. ?? Where the rest of em at
@bentate628821 күн бұрын
@@bentate6288Ikr I want one
@HotCupofJoe121 күн бұрын
@@bentate6288that’s what I am saying
@Scornkiller221 күн бұрын
Nah, she only does a little bit. She's girly and prefers not to get dirty. One of the houses he built is solely for her clothes
@ThatIrieFeeling21 күн бұрын
It's all fun and games until the forest becomes silent at night
@somrandom22423 күн бұрын
Underrated comment.
@Challa9223 күн бұрын
Id be more worried about the flesh eating flying squirrels
@histguy10123 күн бұрын
The guy has like 300 different axes, he's fine
@BingusBongus36223 күн бұрын
Have you seen how many axes he have? It's the forest that fears him
@channelforambience23 күн бұрын
@@Challa92I bet you are a beta
@meddlerx993023 күн бұрын
i love miniatures and i want that mini axe at the end and the Bloodborne axe :) awe thats so cooollllll
@Kittyxoxo9 күн бұрын
The house is amazing.
@xelthos20518 күн бұрын
that is far more then just a sharp blade, bro has strength and technique
@holydoggo482223 күн бұрын
I'm not saying he doesn't have technique but it really just comes down to the wood. Sometimes you got wack on it until your sweating, other times you can basically just drop the axe on it and it splits like the stuff in the video
@JIMIRANGO23 күн бұрын
Homie called us poor in 10 different lnaguages
@edyslavico376122 күн бұрын
Yea
@alexcrazy149222 күн бұрын
ong lol
@danny-pn2px22 күн бұрын
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@chrisgomez126222 күн бұрын
U don’t need to be rich to do this he made all of this stuff just him and his wofe
@lucianomorales299722 күн бұрын
@lucianomorales2997 Lol you think the land he owns is free? Or the tools/materials required to build all that stuff? He didn’t just wander into a random forest with an axe and start building.
@ConsuelaPlaysRS22 күн бұрын
That's awesome! ❤
@prettykygreen8 күн бұрын
I need the background lore of this man
@JesusChristisKing943 күн бұрын
Me: How tf did he pull her? *Sees that badass house
@tyler-hp7oq19 күн бұрын
She also does of
@grafdersteinchen13519 күн бұрын
@@grafdersteinchen135 queen
@SD-zz4ov19 күн бұрын
@@grafdersteinchen135really? What a bummer, now im actually sad for bro...
@EtherTheReal19 күн бұрын
She's an ex playmate.
@hiredlunacy482119 күн бұрын
@@SD-zz4ovnar if she does OF she ain't a queen mate she's just like the majority of women U lonely guy stick to watching OF ye
@TGSM519 күн бұрын
1. he loves hard wood 2. he loves his wife 3. he loves to make axes 4. favorite weapon Axe 5. if his opponent got shot by him, it was from a bullet in the form of a small axe 6. i think the animals dont want to mess with him and burglars would flee immediately if they enter his house everywhere axes 7. his wife has 100% a necklace in the form of a axe xD .... Continue from here on what else of a Axe Fetishist he is xD
@Naminator0918 күн бұрын
You forgot about his Axe Headed Prince Charles.
@Armoless17 күн бұрын
The ring he gave his wife definitely has an axe shaped jewel on it
@agent_llama293016 күн бұрын
@@agent_llama2930 the sick story behind the axe shaped jewel is he chopped it with his axe into shape xD
@Naminator0916 күн бұрын
8.He likes to crossdress sometimes.
@MaxxHomesLLC16 күн бұрын
Every photo in his house is displayed in a two-sided axe-shaped frame
@kanejones258015 күн бұрын
Haha that head axe is awesome! hahaha
@RugoGaming8 күн бұрын
Flail axes are a real thing and soooo neat.
@RKochel7216 күн бұрын
This dude is a straight up fucking Minecraft character, god danm.
@SlimFrady23 күн бұрын
Steve and Alex
@nafeesfatima692023 күн бұрын
The live action Minecraft movie we were waiting for
@idostuff_23 күн бұрын
bro got Jenny too
@aahilwani1423 күн бұрын
@@aahilwani14 that's vile 😭
@outofstockfish7323 күн бұрын
@@aahilwani14 BAHAHA
@ImDaNomad22 күн бұрын
*Lives in the woods and just makes axes for a living* Actual multimillionaire
@MellowDevGaming22 күн бұрын
Awwww is the retar d trying to come up with an excuse for his boring life?.. Again? 😂
@JohnMarston-sf1vk22 күн бұрын
Wife OF worker????
@TheRealNaika22 күн бұрын
@TheRealNaika Yeah that doesn't get you millions unless your name is Belle Delphine
@lostcause752922 күн бұрын
@@lostcause7529?????
@KylePedretty22 күн бұрын
@@KylePedretty Top comment was implying that the wife is part of/the reason they he gets millions. A quick Google search shows the top only fans creator barely even makes that, so this random definitely wouldn't be
@lostcause752922 күн бұрын
He is the God of wood crafting axes
@rebirth2 күн бұрын
Skin walker: lets attack this guy The guy:
@dustin-zj3bx2 сағат бұрын
Bro doesn't live in the woods, *he's living the dream*
@Bruh.51123 күн бұрын
And in the woods
@justarandomdudeontheinternet6923 күн бұрын
The Hunter's Dream
@uzn854523 күн бұрын
Living the ACTUAL DREAM....NOT the "FAKE DREAM"
@larrywhittaker990119 күн бұрын
Actualy his wife helped built the house and jacuzzi
@lucas_J_201022 күн бұрын
And sells pictures of her on only fans to support the whole thing financially
@DinoDieter22 күн бұрын
W wife
@yogun192222 күн бұрын
@saraunderwood is bad, indeed.
@KaitlinMitchellmars2k3621 күн бұрын
Yeah she needed somewhere to record her OF videos 😂
@TrashPanda9091421 күн бұрын
But something tells me there never would have been the dream without a man on scene. She's obviously not the typical nitpicking nagging critical hag.
@ralph333321 күн бұрын
This gives me inspiration to move to the woods
@jacksonpouland8227Күн бұрын
Bro testing axes to become the new god of war
@NovaXDXD4 күн бұрын
Those two people are living their best life they have my respect.
@Ragnarra23 күн бұрын
This man is living the dream. I wish him and his wife a long and happy life.
@albertvankrieg554821 күн бұрын
That property they have is the most amazing thing I've ever seen
@chrissylibertyk98 күн бұрын
I think that shoe rack that splits the 3 towers of logs at the same time is my favorite. The axe head on a chain is a close second.
He smokes that sticky and his wife is baaad living the dream
Only little kids and weirdos talking about other men wifes🤷🏻♂️ keep that in mind
🤝@@jonnyjackson3957
@@jonnyjackson3957 well so far 60 weirdos and little kids think it's funny 🤷
@@jonnyjackson3957only weirdos into judging everyone besides themselves think saying someone has a cool life is bad.
@@jonnyjackson3957he’s just complimenting his wife
“I’ll call you later, I need to water my house.”
His friend right now: bro what the f-
isn't it cool tho haha
@@KilabzyGaming fuck yes 😂 they should make vacation homes like this
“Wait what you have to water the house?”
@@celestinomacalipay9615 I'll finish it uck
Ah, RuneScape personified.
He's got 99 Woodcutting and 99 Construction for sure
@Ventraeus the good ole days.
For anyone wondering that's Jacob Witzling and his wife is Sara Jean Underwood. She's a model, 2x playmate of the year, and tv host. And they have an awesome KZhead channel called "Cabinland." There's also several other cabin structures not shown here.
that makes me bitter as fuck
Thanks I wasn't wondering though, looks very cringe
@@Ryzotdon’t be bitter- she has an onlyfans where she posts naked videos of herself. You probably wouldn’t want to be this guy
I liked Sara Jean underwood ever since I first saw her on Rob Dyrdek ridiculousness
Of course she makes money using her body.
Some people envy movie stars, some professional sports personalities. I envy this guy 😂
His wife is literally a movie star wich makes it even worse 💀 lmao
Gimme names @@streamerclips6502
Fr plus the wife😫😫😫😫
😂
@@streamerclips6502What movies?
Believe me, this man is the happiest on earth.
Yeah, I would love to live here by myself with a cat or something
His wife looks like that but he gets all this done? 🍆 don't work I'm calling it
People showing off their wife half naked are never happy trust me
@@ClA-fh5pb I don't think he was purposely showing off his wife though
@ClA-fh5pb his wife is a former playboy model. Can't remember her name... her name is Sara Jean Underwood
"would you want any of this stuff? " Yeah, definitely especially that thing at the end.
You are about ice bath right ?
I thought the same thing, haha. Damn.
the womern
the thing? you BETTER be talking abt the ice bath because lord
The little axe?
Fun fact: If you can't fly, the roof looks like kidneys
Lmao
Bro is the happiest man ALIVE
bro his wife is an of model too
@@g6ob812 And dream ruined
@@trevor7873Why? They're both happy.
@@g6ob812proof??
Most confused maybe
Forget the axes, this is *the* coolest dude on Earth.
Why is he wearing a dress in two shots though? I'm not judging, dresses are great and it's nice to feel the breeze down there. I'm just confused because it doesn't look too warm.
@@derkeksinator17 When does that *ever* come into relevance with their comment?
The comment I was about to comment
@@derkeksinator17because some Guys did that in some shows they wear those too
@@derkeksinator17 who cares though? If you had such a cool life, you'd also be doing stuff "just because".
The more I explore the Internet, the more amazed I get by people like this man. Humans can be so amazing & unique
Yes THEY are. Are you also from Zeta ? 👽
@@TheDeadLepShow Hail brethren, what an unlikely encounter 👾
@@theguy0526 🖖 always a surprise meeting fellow intergalactic beings from another basemomship. 🎮🕹️ 👾 👽
Humans are cute. I say we keep them.
This guy is a total Rembrandt
Dude is surviving the apocalypse with all them axes and living as far away from society as possible, not to mention those guard dogs
What happened next?
I don’t know last time I checked bullets travel quicker then a blade
@@Trialbyfire9 lots of booby traps help too you know
This Man is winning in all ways 🙌🏽👏🏽
Bros living all man's dream fr
At least in two ways...
OMM 💯 FACTS..maybe not all but it's a lot of us...I'm jus say'n
Winning when you're born rich is like playing video games with trainers on story difficulty
Awesome cabin, cool career, fun content creator, and a Playmate wife... I'd definitely agree he's winning at life! 😂
Bro is a living Minecraft character
You're absolutely correct.
With jennys mod
Imagine building all that and the girl still sees other guys on the low
this sent me
Bro even got the greentop💀
BRO'S LIVING THE LIFE I WANT😭
Respect. True craftsman.
Dam i hate my life a little bit more now
fr hahahaa
Yup
Should have been born with rich parents dawg. Unlucky. 🤷♂️
Facts
do something about it, he did
Beautiful interiors in the house. Great work.
If his wife divorced him, he would be a villain💀
"Would you want any of his stuff?" **Shows tiny ax** Me: *"I WANT TINY AX"*
ME: I want his wife.
It must’ve resonated with you
Project for the week: make Tiny ax
@@MroStudiossame... share?
@@MroStudios You can't have his wife rn. But you can try with his ex though 😊
Bro is living in the woods, makes axes, built an epic fantasy style house that’s classy as hell on the inside, has an ice bath made out of a log and a hot tub made from a tree stump, AND HAS A SUPER ATTRACTIVE WIFE THIS MAN WON AT LIFE!!!
He's probably super rich. It's the only reason for all of it. And thus making it a whole lot less impressive.
Bro is the main character.
@@JSmellerMI hate that I’m too tired to tell if this is rage bait
This guy I the video is actualy rich@@robertperry934
@@JSmellerM u jus a hater 😂😂
Friend: wanna play Minecraft Him: sure Friend: ok come join my server Him:
Your super talented 👍🏽
If an apocalypse ever goes out him and his wife would be a boss fight 😭
What would an apocalypse have to do with ravaging through someone’s home
@@777biscuits its a gaming joke and honestly they would make a great boss fight no doubt in a game cool location cool characters
@@777biscuitsForty seven slices of stupidity
Or they would be Tom Bombadill and his wife
he would be the boss, she would be the price if you win
"if you can fly"💀💀
I took that personally 😂
amazing line, he could say several other words, but "if you can fly" sounds so perfect for the theme of the video, just perfect
He wore some dresses in some of them 😬
@@Cyril-Figgis1and?
Bruh made me wanna evolve
The head, hand and feet axes made him look like a Chainsaw man character
Amazing work that guy does
These two are enjoying the life they literally built. I think everyone would like a piece of that.
They plus the 40 Mexican carpenters they hired to build all that. Sure.
@@24framedavinci39 A guy built something!?! Unbelievable! Its almost like people have been building houses for thousands of years and is not at unbelievable. Moron 🤦
And all you have to do to get it is be cool with people paying to see your wife naked!
Minus the dress
Trust fund baby
bro lives in a fantasy world
Actual the real world
He has to be able to afford all this.
He is a huge feminist jew and his wife loves black men :) I am black so I enjoy their content. Shalom!
@@iron6672 ok bro
Monkeys 🐒 @@iron6672
With that variety of weapons, he's pretty much a video game character incarnate.
If I remember correctly, he use to be a teacher and now he's married to a former playmate of the year and makes amazing things... dude is winning at life
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮🎉🎉🎉🎉
playmate of the year , how he got money??
@@torhbakalit908Whats he need money for he was a teacher.
With his online videos. Dude has like millions of subs. @@torhbakalit908
He failed with the wife...as soon as he starts struggling she gonna bounce
the head axe is actually pretty cool
Then you forget you're wearing it and wonder why everyone is staring at you in the grocery store. 😂
lmao yea! pair that with the four other arm and leg axes. and become the walking weapon body builders wish they could be XD
Axually
CTE doctor specialists hate him
It looks like what the chicken wears in quest for camelot!
Narrator sounds like he runs a video store next to the quick stop.
Lol. Thanks.
fr
Skin-walkers: knock knock Forest fires: knock knock
Dude went through all that trouble just to flex his wife on us.😭😭
She was a playboy bunny. OG onlyfans
Sarah Underwood
To bring such an attractive woman to live with you in the woods is a bigger flex than anything else.
she's a famous porn star, sure had options
Nah deadass
Bro literally has the best life
“a useless one for his head.”
I guess if you’re a loser, then this seems like the best life
@VinelandVinny why?
@@VinelandVinny Are you happy?
The woodwork inside the house is so beautiful ❤️
He and his wife built their home, they’re a partnership, I genuinely respect what they have goin on
"So what do you do for a living?" This guy: "IM SO GLAD YOU AXED!" 6 fcking K likes in 12 hours, y'all I'm too unfunny to have all these thank you😭
AH *knee slap* AH *knee slap* AH *knee slap*
I don’t want to live in a world where this isn’t the top comment
There isn't enough likes on KZhead to represent how perfect this comment is.
😂
his wife has an of
This guy rules and his wife is a gem. They built all this together
How wife is an OF p0rnstar… Trust me, he isn’t as happy as he looks.
I’d bet Sarah Jean Underwood didn’t do shit but pay for some of it.
old porn stars aren't gem's in my book
They didn’t do shit, he done it all
@@chippewaguy4193I know she did Playboy a while ago. She doing OF now? Asking for a friend. 😉
Keep inspiring the world brother
thats one happy hobbit😂
I would personally call the “hobbit house” a Hagrid house Edit: I’m gonna be *that* guy. Oh my gosh, the amount of likes! Thx y’all!
same
Except Hagrids house wasn’t this nice unlike hobbit houses
@@OndatZaza99 I’m talking about shape language and not the luxury of the environment
It's a Hagrid home ❤😂
id call it the forest villa cuz it looks amazing😂
Me: "Why is this guy working so hard?".. after you see the wife ..."I get it."😂
She's a model
Ngl
Jk
Sara Jean Underwood
@@MRGF78not just a model, but a playboy model
Dudeeeee that house is so nice❤
This house is so beautiful! 🥺
The masculine urge to live in the forest and build axes
And where dresses is while splitting wood
Ur weak ass cant
Bish I guarantee you can't even start a campfire 😂
@@kittycat3638Yeah I didn't get that part. Very confusing. Why are you doing cool shit and wearing dresses? It really undermines the cool shit you do IMO 🤷🏽♂️
@@kittycat3638Yeah I respected him until I saw that.
wtf it's actually tom bombadil
awesome! hilarious
just a guy in the woods with a baddie wife...yeah it's definitely him
Lmao so good
Illuminati humiliation ritual corrupt influencer
Holy crap dude, you're right!😂😂 Mad props to this dude and his house and toys(wife included)!🎉🎉
Bro became axe man💀💀💀
"useless" until you have to fight him in a post apocalyptic world
He’s the only person who can leave a conversation by saying “I need to water my house” and not be wrong about it 💀
Actually here in texas, I have to water my house quite frequently in the summer during droughts. The foundation can become damaged without having moisture in the ground
Oh man, that’s crazy! It’s almost like that’s the top fucking comment and you just made it sound worse 😂
This dude is a fucking LEGEND.
Almost.. He wore a dress. No legend of a man wears a dress. No man should wear a dress period. It isn't cute or funny. It ain't right.
Wood he uses is so easy to break up. This sadly is bait for you to think he is.
@@biohuksome people can only see so deep ya know? god bless em. 😂
bro this wood is soft
@@biohuk bro he is a legend mostly because of the way he lives. fuck the axes.
Dude got the total package. Dresses included 😂😂
Appreciate your hardwork to make it perfect with time..
This guy won in life already 😂
Cancer
@@Papajohn6954?
His wife has only fans, that's a massive L
He's not in the woods, he's in heaven
My mind went "the woods is in him"
Valhalla
Faq yeah@@mauriciovidrio9885
Blonde girl in a one piece swimsuit... yup
Is he de4d?
This guys wife is Sara Jean Underwood, and ironically they both are crafty with wood. Hence the houses. Dude is a teacher.
His wife is an onlyfans prnstr
I cant tell if your making a dick joke lol
No way Sarah Jean underwood one of the member of the old channel G4 for gamers and a playboy star
@@austinmiller8695 yep, being a whore on OF keeps them wealthy and able to do this content.
Dude I fucking knew she looked familiar.
I need someone like this, creative and loving.
Happy for him, he's found his home and someone who enjoys it just as much as him
This guy is the man. Legit the coolest guy on the planet. He splits wood with hes head with an axe helmet!
That guy is strong, very strong, imagine being able to cut wood this way in a single chop....
I found a bot, guys!
FOR VALHALLA!
AI going wild bro
his* also what is this npc ahh comment
my boy over here living his best life
I don't think so if everyone knows what your wife looks like naked.
Yeah, with Sara Jean Underwood ! ! !
@@louielouiepks His boy also likes to delete comments.
Dude is living my dream
If anyone’s surviving in an apocalypse it’s that man
Bro: "i swear i didn't use creative mode" Also bro:
It hurts
Fr my guy got a hack client irl
fr bro
Bro has won the game. Mastered it. 100% completion.
THIS GUY IS AWESOME ! 👏👏👏💪👌
Man what am I doing with my life …. Now this man is LIVING
Awesome stuff love the houses
That house is one of the coolest I’ve ever seen. He’s put so much time into each of his projects. What a legend!
Who is this "carpenter axe man"?
@@migueruta their channel is called cabinland
@@Shyknit Thank you, Shynit!😉
"Would you want any of this stuff" You just hit me with the most rhetorical question I've ever heard
No. Not unless he takes care of it for me
@@thisguyhd6591 aaand thats exactly why you don't have any of this stuff, or any cool stuff at that. Lazy ahh boy
Yes, his wife
@@spencer214😂
but wood you?
Coolest guy ever. Would love to meet him
Hell, yeah, I would love some of his product.
he’s literally in his own minecraft world bro, his builds are so fire
He also has the best Jenny mod.
@@johnwickv3277 💀
also has a classic grass top house
Trees fear this man 💀
Lorax is shivering in his timbers rn
Then he woke up 💀
Amazing 😮. Beutiful and gorgeous craftsmanship
His wife is actually a bad ass and equally built all of the houses. Really cool people.
I had to scroll way too far for this comment, if I recall correctly his wife actually designed and build the stump tubs
@@msatropine4596so you’re telling me this woman is hot af and can work. ?? Where the rest of em at
@@bentate6288Ikr I want one
@@bentate6288that’s what I am saying
Nah, she only does a little bit. She's girly and prefers not to get dirty. One of the houses he built is solely for her clothes
It's all fun and games until the forest becomes silent at night
Underrated comment.
Id be more worried about the flesh eating flying squirrels
The guy has like 300 different axes, he's fine
Have you seen how many axes he have? It's the forest that fears him
@@Challa92I bet you are a beta
i love miniatures and i want that mini axe at the end and the Bloodborne axe :) awe thats so cooollllll
The house is amazing.
that is far more then just a sharp blade, bro has strength and technique
I'm not saying he doesn't have technique but it really just comes down to the wood. Sometimes you got wack on it until your sweating, other times you can basically just drop the axe on it and it splits like the stuff in the video
Homie called us poor in 10 different lnaguages
Yea
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U don’t need to be rich to do this he made all of this stuff just him and his wofe
@lucianomorales2997 Lol you think the land he owns is free? Or the tools/materials required to build all that stuff? He didn’t just wander into a random forest with an axe and start building.
That's awesome! ❤
I need the background lore of this man
Me: How tf did he pull her? *Sees that badass house
She also does of
@@grafdersteinchen135 queen
@@grafdersteinchen135really? What a bummer, now im actually sad for bro...
She's an ex playmate.
@@SD-zz4ovnar if she does OF she ain't a queen mate she's just like the majority of women U lonely guy stick to watching OF ye
1. he loves hard wood 2. he loves his wife 3. he loves to make axes 4. favorite weapon Axe 5. if his opponent got shot by him, it was from a bullet in the form of a small axe 6. i think the animals dont want to mess with him and burglars would flee immediately if they enter his house everywhere axes 7. his wife has 100% a necklace in the form of a axe xD .... Continue from here on what else of a Axe Fetishist he is xD
You forgot about his Axe Headed Prince Charles.
The ring he gave his wife definitely has an axe shaped jewel on it
@@agent_llama2930 the sick story behind the axe shaped jewel is he chopped it with his axe into shape xD
8.He likes to crossdress sometimes.
Every photo in his house is displayed in a two-sided axe-shaped frame
Haha that head axe is awesome! hahaha
Flail axes are a real thing and soooo neat.
This dude is a straight up fucking Minecraft character, god danm.
Steve and Alex
The live action Minecraft movie we were waiting for
bro got Jenny too
@@aahilwani14 that's vile 😭
@@aahilwani14 BAHAHA
*Lives in the woods and just makes axes for a living* Actual multimillionaire
Awwww is the retar d trying to come up with an excuse for his boring life?.. Again? 😂
Wife OF worker????
@TheRealNaika Yeah that doesn't get you millions unless your name is Belle Delphine
@@lostcause7529?????
@@KylePedretty Top comment was implying that the wife is part of/the reason they he gets millions. A quick Google search shows the top only fans creator barely even makes that, so this random definitely wouldn't be
He is the God of wood crafting axes
Skin walker: lets attack this guy The guy:
Bro doesn't live in the woods, *he's living the dream*
And in the woods
The Hunter's Dream
Living the ACTUAL DREAM....NOT the "FAKE DREAM"
Actualy his wife helped built the house and jacuzzi
And sells pictures of her on only fans to support the whole thing financially
W wife
@saraunderwood is bad, indeed.
Yeah she needed somewhere to record her OF videos 😂
But something tells me there never would have been the dream without a man on scene. She's obviously not the typical nitpicking nagging critical hag.
This gives me inspiration to move to the woods
Bro testing axes to become the new god of war
Those two people are living their best life they have my respect.
This man is living the dream. I wish him and his wife a long and happy life.
That property they have is the most amazing thing I've ever seen
I think that shoe rack that splits the 3 towers of logs at the same time is my favorite. The axe head on a chain is a close second.