A speaker at a high school assembly recounts his descent into a life of crime and its consequences, but it becomes clear that he is embellishing parts of his story.
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“Gave me 88 concussions, one for each key” is hilarious 😂 😂
@Keston13024 жыл бұрын
Keston Decker I thought I was the only one who died when I heard that 😂
@juliohernandez31484 жыл бұрын
I had to look up how many keys were on a piano to make sure he wasn't bullshitting the number
@seanpuello4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@leom81014 жыл бұрын
I just typed that exact thing! I'll delete now that I found yours. Glad others appreciated that one- it could have easily been missed - 😂😂😂
@marshalbaek55804 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@vanexcelarroz55114 жыл бұрын
"They were hanging on the streets late at night.." *salsa dancing movements* 😅
@JuggyBear3 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too. :-) Maybe they were salsa dancing while getting into trouble.
@teresai18773 жыл бұрын
more than cigarette smokers, homes.
@xNeOnBoMbSaUcEx2 жыл бұрын
Lionel Richie and Songs which encouraged the Listener to go outdoors and Dance/Party, in the Street and/or stay Indoors and Dance, on the Ceiling etc., were very popular, back then.
@ihavefallenandicantreachmy21132 жыл бұрын
@@teresai1877 West side Story 😅
@Killgore-ip2yq2 жыл бұрын
I swear I come back for that dance! It kills me everytime!🤣🤣🤣💀
@tiajanee9462 жыл бұрын
So Carlito is not dead, he is the most loco gang member indeed
@1897N4 жыл бұрын
"CONSEQUENCES"
@Akuma001114 жыл бұрын
By process of elimination, he is the most loco now.
@Jsuarez64 жыл бұрын
Donnie is just his alias
@AltairAC3 жыл бұрын
HA
@astrofletch90513 жыл бұрын
He said heaven is for p******
@mphomattbaase79272 жыл бұрын
"Started making some real crimes, homeboy" "Then I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" "CONSEQUENCES" LMFAO
@einstien24094 жыл бұрын
Ahmad Mostafa 😂fr look at my comment change the comments to recent
@treacheroustrouser46524 жыл бұрын
real crines
@p.s.h.39134 жыл бұрын
My favorite line in the skit 😆
@tophat42044 жыл бұрын
Do check out some of our videos inspired by them!
@raisethebar93974 жыл бұрын
Lol a parrot commenter
@perisaizidanehanapi79314 жыл бұрын
"and then.. I got hit with AIDS." Its so sudden LOL
@giantqtipz81175 жыл бұрын
giantqtipz I think he literally got hit with it .
@pearlkenz93464 жыл бұрын
Shot up my daughter's quinceanera!
@Christ_TheWay4 жыл бұрын
He got str8 to the point lmao
@sunnyblacc37954 жыл бұрын
Yep that's the point
@isaacrumley4 жыл бұрын
This kinda reminds me of my HS health class. Tough Latino PE teacher and all...you have bad sex for a few secs., get AIDS, consequences!!! That was a legit lecture 😂
@pcarebear14 жыл бұрын
I found Key and Peele videos now i can't sleep *Consequences*
@xtremexavier66395 жыл бұрын
Xtreme Xavier 😂😂😂
@itsvee8035 жыл бұрын
This literally happened me last night. I had testing today. Went to bed a 1:30. I was tired. Consequences!!
@jaimequintanajr.52765 жыл бұрын
And then a piano fell on your head
@jaydntaylor91835 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂EXACTLY
@keelolo34275 жыл бұрын
Let's goo made it 1.2K
@viliamitikoipau14465 жыл бұрын
There I was, man... Giving this super emotional and inspiring speech to change kids' lives... and then... I got hit with a wrecking ball. CONSEQUENCES
@PhantoMace2012 Жыл бұрын
Consequences
@kennethschneider6064 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@natureboygolfer Жыл бұрын
I feel like you missed a step there
@itsnerdography9122 Жыл бұрын
The fact that he wasn’t lying and didn’t have any consequences just proves he’s telling the truth
@alexanders1330 Жыл бұрын
True 👍
@jazminchavira4589 Жыл бұрын
But, if he didn't have any consequences, then that would mean that he was lying.
@Sewblon Жыл бұрын
@@Sewblon elaborate?
@alexanders1330 Жыл бұрын
@@alexanders1330 Everything he said was about how his actions had consequences. So, if there were no consequences, then he was lying.
@Sewblon Жыл бұрын
You somehow didn’t understand the vid
@cb666711 ай бұрын
For a guy with AIDS, had a piano fall on his head, was trampled by buffalo, and was shot out of a catapult, he's looking good considering.
@phersephonia37064 жыл бұрын
The Moon Herself you forgot the wormhole
@mrthumsup7664 жыл бұрын
And the wreckingball
@cornbread59684 жыл бұрын
Out of a catapult into the mouth of a dragon
@michaelmoore-brysselbout96144 жыл бұрын
And inventing Johnny B. Goode
@TB__-4 жыл бұрын
Catapulted into a mountain of dragos.Also sucked in another dimention. Modern medicine, concequenses!
@mgtowstanleyzoltanov98084 жыл бұрын
The little shimmy he does when he says "I got hit with aids" 😂😂😂
@052096blake4 жыл бұрын
Blake Watson “...thEn i gOt SuCK iNtO A WoRmHOle”
@icemanjr.58194 жыл бұрын
The wiggle squat
@davidplummer73024 жыл бұрын
@@icemanjr.5819 “... CoNsEqUeNcEs!”
@quirkyangelxoxo2 жыл бұрын
1:09
@static49392 жыл бұрын
I heard the principal say "He is a former gay member" so the line about aids seemed wild, but consistent. Then I realised two things. A. The principal said "Gang member" B. I am an idiot.
@Greendalewitch2 жыл бұрын
This is their funniest skit,imo. That little dance he does when he about to say whatever happened is hilarious
@ingenzi4 жыл бұрын
Nah. It's like with my favorite bands; it's impossible to narrow it down to 1-2 funniest skits.
@jacobshirley3457 Жыл бұрын
The hype man one is what got me
@Thomas-wh4ox7 ай бұрын
“Then I got sucked into a wormhole”
@drn3164 жыл бұрын
Trying to introduce my own parents to each other , almost failed! arm was disappearing.. Lmao
@reiackerman18494 жыл бұрын
Then i was trampled by a herd of buffalo CONSEQUENCES
@runerdude1414 жыл бұрын
Con-see-quenc-ES
@fairefozza64064 жыл бұрын
“Gave me 88 concussions, one for each key!”😂💀
@Tom-xy9gb4 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@3amDayDreamer4 жыл бұрын
One for each peele
@prenomnom71974 жыл бұрын
He taught me how many keys are in a piano
@rudefloridaman14494 жыл бұрын
I was looking 4 this comment...
@KhalilAttiba4 жыл бұрын
That had me so dead lmfao
@rschmidt94954 жыл бұрын
Everybody dead, killed! Yeaahhhhh. YEEEEAAAAHHHHH! Then I got sucked into a wormhole, CONSEQUENCES!
@DooDoobutter1369 жыл бұрын
swordmaster283 my favorite part... i died laughing at that part XD
@nitroGen329 жыл бұрын
Omg that part was my favorite too..was dying...
@jasongabriel5659 жыл бұрын
swordmaster283 Wow, you watched the video too! That is incredible! What a coincidence!
@mr.stretch57979 жыл бұрын
Yeah I did! You see how I shared my favorite part and other people agreed with me? Would you like to do the same?
@DooDoobutter1368 жыл бұрын
YEEEEAAAHHH! Lmfao
@ZarqV28 жыл бұрын
“I feel like he missed a step there!” Ahahahahahahahaha, lol
@Pienoah4 жыл бұрын
Oh... wait. Was he talking about his dance moves or the leaps he made in the story???😂😂😤
@galaxylucia18984 жыл бұрын
@@galaxylucia1898 Story
@papaisduniyakapapa2 жыл бұрын
@@galaxylucia1898 I thought he was talking about the dance steps 🤣🤣🤣
@fairyblu69292 жыл бұрын
I never noticed til this comment😂😂😂
@TyBeTroLLing2 жыл бұрын
I think he's talking about how his made up stories got escalated so quickly.
@iandguzman2 жыл бұрын
"I was in another dimension, tried to introduce my own parents to each other..." LOL
@balipsette4 жыл бұрын
"But I almost failed, my hands were disappearing."
@bionecktide2 жыл бұрын
Back to the Future Reference
@jaredeleptico2182 жыл бұрын
CONCIQWENCE:3
@mojojoji54932 жыл бұрын
He also stole the Delorean
@JohnDoe-kq2nc Жыл бұрын
I at first didn't really like Key and Peele. And then! One day! I got abducted by aliens. Consequences
@JoeFanik7 жыл бұрын
nooice
@ForGlory17 жыл бұрын
It's aliens. There's aliens over there.
@camille.82857 жыл бұрын
How can we be sure you are not an alien pretending to be human?
@landewell68626 жыл бұрын
We all began loving Key and Peele after some alien anal fiddling.
@NJ-wb1cz6 жыл бұрын
Lan Dewell Consequences!!!
@vozeneldecierto35596 жыл бұрын
The fact that he wasn’t lying about the consequences LMAO
@Jaisean5 жыл бұрын
Probably cause the crack
@sinatraforeign5 жыл бұрын
you have found the joke! congrats
@kraintorent455 жыл бұрын
He doesn't lie anymore
@zomgseriosuly5 жыл бұрын
Shot into the mouth OF a dragon CONSEQUENCES
@nessness87195 жыл бұрын
Jaisean I believe him
@lenhelp84665 жыл бұрын
Principal: *Invites Donnie Herrera to school* 2 minutes later: "The faster we get away from him the better" 😂😂😂
@ginolorenzo41172 жыл бұрын
Consequences
@alzarian20292 жыл бұрын
😂🤣 "Kids everything you heard today is a lie" after agreeing with the first few sentences he said 😂😄💀
@RickyMoss2 жыл бұрын
"Hanging on the streets late at night" dancing salsa. Gets me every time. 🤣
@gravityimage5 Жыл бұрын
If laughter is good for fighting off depression, Key and Peele have saved thousands of lives.
@Kloxbyn4 жыл бұрын
That’s right
@Dabloomfume4 жыл бұрын
Cloxboy considering it isn’t um...
@emmettdonkeydoodle62304 жыл бұрын
@@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 I know... Hey, we've both got holiday-centric profile pictures. Neat. :)
@Kloxbyn4 жыл бұрын
I'm not done with my STORRRYYYYY
@punjabisoorme32894 жыл бұрын
Consequences
@alligator_detective4 жыл бұрын
"I did a driveby" everyone turns back "got sucked in a wormhole"
@theraptor80964 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😭
@waltloyal99664 жыл бұрын
Consequences
@nz86514 жыл бұрын
Almost had em
@christandaniels5714 жыл бұрын
Yeeeaaaahh! Yeeeaaahh!
@jarenmorris55344 жыл бұрын
Lost it there 😂😂😂
@remember20234 жыл бұрын
Their Latino accents are spot on, I freaking love this skit. Not to mention the walk.
@ogsnakesnake7652 жыл бұрын
Right? The little dance he does is just so ON SPOT!!
@tomiantenna72792 жыл бұрын
It’s the movements he makes while he talks that make it so funny!
@synysterjazmyngates4 жыл бұрын
And then...I got trampled by a herd of Buffalo. Consequences😂😂😂😂😂
@MrSledge887 жыл бұрын
I lmao when he said that shit
@BdotSteel_onthebeat7 жыл бұрын
that was my favorite part
@michaelbrewer94757 жыл бұрын
TT Newt nooice
@jdcm89167 жыл бұрын
I was scrolling down the comments and read this at the exact same time wtf man
@darthmufasa41556 жыл бұрын
I cried so hard at this! I physically hurt
@jessicaclontz90256 жыл бұрын
"And then, I got trampled by a herd of buffalo." "Wut." "CONSEQUENCES!"
@Giraffepopcorns908 жыл бұрын
the wut got me
@KittyPieVibes8 жыл бұрын
Recette Tear Lmao I'm Not Done Wit My Story! Haha
@ProductiveStrings7 жыл бұрын
*"yeaaaarrgghhhhhh.... YEAAAAAAAGHH!"*
@fahdasq5076 жыл бұрын
OK Donny I think we've had enough...
@JBSauce5 жыл бұрын
Got sucked into a worm hole......
@JustaMomnFamily5 жыл бұрын
Peele's capacity to really embody the characters is amazing, and especially the fluidity with body language
@hear-and-know26 күн бұрын
I’m sobbing from the quinceañera part bro “yeahhhhh..! YEAHHHHHH!”
@clqude Жыл бұрын
lol the body movements he makes
@TimeTravelingAltair13378 жыл бұрын
+AlphaBagel consequencessssss
@kradmedia8 жыл бұрын
Lol best moment 2:32 - 2:35
@Shoryu8 жыл бұрын
true
@alyssarodriguez25358 жыл бұрын
That's why he's so funny😂
@tonygupton66148 жыл бұрын
I ordered a cup of water at McDonalds...went to the machine and put a little of lemonade...then Key and Peele ended their show. Consequences!
@alfonsonation8 жыл бұрын
damn. that's fucked up. hope u learned ur lesson
@tiffanywoods92828 жыл бұрын
lol
@Moonieg8708 жыл бұрын
+Alfonso Peterman You've ruined the lives of all
@MegaTonytheboss8 жыл бұрын
Im sadened by your actions home boy and then, one day, i got trampled by a herd of buffalo
@Joe-uv7se7 жыл бұрын
I disliked a Key and Peele video. The next day, Trump got elected. CONSEQUENCES!
@e0o9kii6 жыл бұрын
This is really a modern day folk tale. Remember kids if you partake in sin and misbehaviour then outlandish and impossible consequences entirely unrelated to the behaviour will happen to you.
@robinsonner54612 жыл бұрын
I wish this was 100% true then we wouldn’t have so many spawns of evil
@ita95502 жыл бұрын
"More than cigarette smokers, homes". I love this phrase more specifically the way he addressed the students.
@kenobi-hi7qz3 жыл бұрын
“Everything you heard today is a lie” “I don’t lie anymore” 😂😂😂
@Justbringit6666 жыл бұрын
r Reddy I just realized why he said that...cuz whatever lie he says or thinks of becomes true.
@ShomeAvi5 жыл бұрын
😂😂 2:36
@enzop2835 Жыл бұрын
Keegan can do literally any ethnicity
@aSliceOfChoccyMilk5 жыл бұрын
@ÁUß Code yes
@jellyfishbrained5 жыл бұрын
@ÁUß Code no clue I just think he can pull it off
@jellyfishbrained5 жыл бұрын
Asian they cant
@CoffeeMadeMeSay5 жыл бұрын
@@CoffeeMadeMeSay watch the al-qaeda meeting, and kareem jahaar.
@darulkhair7015 жыл бұрын
he just playing black
@africanlogic7574 жыл бұрын
“I don’t lie anymore” 😂😂😂
@montanarena7964 жыл бұрын
“You think I’m learning, but no” This is my life quote.
@doublev1454 Жыл бұрын
“It gave me 88 concussions.....one for each key!” *XD*
@Jennaslense_5 жыл бұрын
Damn hilarious and horrible LOL
@Aboriginal_American_Hebrew5 жыл бұрын
Damm you're cute
@saulval56815 жыл бұрын
Saul Val She underage boy
@isamic80685 жыл бұрын
Keegan Michael-Concussion
@aronquemarr74345 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain
@R1v3rrr335 жыл бұрын
love that random ass back to the future reference
@theauditor52757 жыл бұрын
GO JOHNNY GO, GO JOHNNY GO GO GO!!!!!!
@MachineGunMouth7 жыл бұрын
The Auditor same
@Redgamig7 жыл бұрын
I really had to scroll this far for this comment?
@nikkoXmercado6 жыл бұрын
Also reign of fire I believe????
@xanderzmartini6 жыл бұрын
“I apologise Teresa” these guys accents are so on point 🤣🤦🏽♀️
@rosieposie23314 жыл бұрын
The "quick walk down the stairs" motion he does when he says what happend after is just legendsry
@victordodai63112 жыл бұрын
Super legendsry indeed
@bryandiaz80422 жыл бұрын
@@bryandiaz8042 insane legendsry
@victordodai63112 жыл бұрын
“They were hanging on the streets” Then starts dancing
@naam70185 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah yeah
@primeoggaming8765 жыл бұрын
Consequences
@robertoconnor18205 жыл бұрын
Name HD I lost it there too!
@stevensoto93754 жыл бұрын
Then bollywood happen. Consequences.
@heumang4 жыл бұрын
So good 😂😂😂
@YourPalHDee4 жыл бұрын
A lot of people here didn't get the joke, the plot twist was that he wasn't actually lying, he was a hallucinating crackhead gangster. They were all half-truths and half-hallucinations. Consequences...... was prolly watching "back to the future" while doing crack, so he pieced that to his life.
@dingliedangliedoodle92619 жыл бұрын
Dinglie Danglie Doodle I actually think that after he did something bad he shot up afterwards and actually saw those things :)). Makes sense.
@cellshaded9 жыл бұрын
Dinglie Danglie Doodle howd he get aids if it was a "hallucinations" the doctor couldnt say he had aids cause as you quote, it was just a mere hallucination so there fore it wasnt a hallucination and it was real all the time
@Kerbapki9 жыл бұрын
RobloxFelixSnowFlake Magical Loser Why would you chalk "getting AIDS" under hallucinations? That's one of the most believable part in a crackhead's life, compared to falling pianos and buffalo tramplings. Even if I were to say that him getting AIDS was a hallucination..........what doctor?!?!?! How did you reasoned that?
@dingliedangliedoodle92619 жыл бұрын
how do you know you get aids with out a doctor checking you?
@Kerbapki9 жыл бұрын
RobloxFelixSnowFlake Magical Loser All we have here is a crackhead and his words. So what doctor are you referring to?
@dingliedangliedoodle92619 жыл бұрын
"I got shot out of a catapult... into the mouth of a dragon"💀💀💀
@muzikhonakhanyile5486 Жыл бұрын
That’s it everybody go home
@taimak1237 ай бұрын
That back to the future part is comedy gold 😂😂
@romelljeremiah6 ай бұрын
He sees all these things AFTER he smokes crack so technically he's not lying.
@kxmode5 жыл бұрын
@Badr eddin Thank you for explaining it to me. Clearly your work is done here.
@kxmode4 жыл бұрын
Dude, you should apply to the Nasa or something
@prenomnom71974 жыл бұрын
@@prenomnom7197 he wouldn't wanna take ur spot since ur clearly very perceptive
@sstanford13314 жыл бұрын
But then again, maybe those stuff were consequences for using drugs? Real and not just the side effects lol jk
@UGOkilleth4 жыл бұрын
no, these things actually happen, thats why he got hit after smoking.
@nasekiller4 жыл бұрын
Would have been funny if the kids actually agreed/nod/cry during his randomness and all stood up to clap/cheer at the end while the principal scratches his head wondering how that actually got through to them.
@naromngin9 жыл бұрын
if you make fun of me I will unsubscribe your box is stupid
@nickbraido39609 жыл бұрын
Cliche!!
@enjoytheworld19889 жыл бұрын
Nick Braido *your lol i've never seen someone make the opposite mistake of the english "yours"
@DKsaNn79 жыл бұрын
No, not really! That's stupid!
@vuemeister19 жыл бұрын
That's what everyone expects. Wouldn't have been funny. This was funnier.
@xocpm29 жыл бұрын
"I tried to shoot John Wick in the head after a duel, but he hadn't fired his bullet yet. Consequences."
@JacF6734 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never taken the word “Consequences” this seriously before!
@radhikavij59214 жыл бұрын
I did a Drive-by at my daughter's own Quinceañera! *Everyone turns back*
@benport4668 жыл бұрын
That's some serious shit bro lol
@brandongonzales25888 жыл бұрын
+Ben Port CON-SE-QUENCES!!
@unclebrownfingers67388 жыл бұрын
+Ben Port Then I got sucked into a wormhole.
@SpoonDude8 жыл бұрын
sorry but what does that mean
@tentailmadara25008 жыл бұрын
ten tail madara A Quinceañera is when a female turns 15 and a celebration is had. Hence the term Quince in the front part.
@benport4668 жыл бұрын
"I tried to introduce my parents to each other! Almost failed, arm was disappearing."
@jupiterscrybabyy7 жыл бұрын
That's from the movie Back to the Future
@swiff11747 жыл бұрын
wishuwazmeh121 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
@brandonknable78906 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😆
@jmike11976 жыл бұрын
Deon Roy. Damn! Thanks for letting us know. Fuck sake.
@langers99886 жыл бұрын
wishuwazmeh121 CONSEQUENSES
@giorgiustiashvili42386 жыл бұрын
"I used to be just like you." *dramatic music starts*
@dc37wwe2kmods2 жыл бұрын
Put milk on my head, just like you Rodriguez 😂
@mattryan88342 жыл бұрын
Just watched John Wick 4 and Wick’s “consequences” line made me think of this sketch. 😂
@noho_hank7627 Жыл бұрын
Came here directly from that line in JW4
@kendellstewart209011 ай бұрын
From the moment they killed his dog and stole his car ......Consequences!!!
@kendellstewart209011 ай бұрын
I’m laughing too hard and now my head hurts...consequences
I confessed to my crush Then I got friendzoned *Consequences*
@nabskiee25785 жыл бұрын
Itsyaboi Thanos relatable lmfaoo
@DzDope5 жыл бұрын
Death Friendzoned Thanos again? Damn, now I know why he was pissed off in Endgame!
@HarleyQuinn-ef4lk5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best ones lmfao
@Manbeast2225 жыл бұрын
Itsyaboi Thanos Haaa!!!!!!
@erikaarnold47805 жыл бұрын
Haha !!!
@bigtex12385 жыл бұрын
1:26 THIS LINE DELIVERY IS PRICELESS
@reubenfuchs27473 жыл бұрын
"Where is my crack, where's my crack" 💀💀💀 "Consequences"
@sweetdoll45574 жыл бұрын
Sweet Doll that part cracked me up
@alfredoorozco17064 жыл бұрын
@@alfredoorozco1706 was that a pun?
@alwaystired24522 жыл бұрын
"gave me 88 concussions, one for each key" 😂
@unmasked-tv67647 жыл бұрын
XD THAT WAS THE BEST ONE!
@Mrthenarutotran336 жыл бұрын
LMAO I JUST GOT THAT JOKE
@user-ri3up7ru4g6 жыл бұрын
The keys of the piano xD
@user-ri3up7ru4g6 жыл бұрын
I LOST IT
@ANGELILYworks6 жыл бұрын
UnMasked-TV I cried when he said!😭
@msskm99836 жыл бұрын
I love coming back to K&Ps sketches whenever I'm feeling down, they always cheer me right up. Thank you guys, for more than you realise
@neanda Жыл бұрын
As a high school student I wish we would have an assembly exactly like this👍😂
@kieransadauski64176 ай бұрын
Gave me 88 concussions , one for each key . 🎹
@johnthedon78838 жыл бұрын
John Sauce Consequences.
@incogn3gr06 жыл бұрын
I love his body movements 😂
@shamsulhaque20344 жыл бұрын
The way he moved when he said "I use to be just like you" fuck I couldnt stop laughing
@myuhdidas4 жыл бұрын
Bruh yea and the way he subtlety tells “i got hit with aids
@shamsulhaque20344 жыл бұрын
Rrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhiiiittt
@dariusharris51324 жыл бұрын
For real!!!
@mrman91514 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeah
@reiackerman18494 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely their best sketch ever!
@christopherwatkins150 Жыл бұрын
I also think this is just top notch funny, but I laughed much harder at their sketch when they were counting money during that Mexican drug trade
@CrownVic977 Жыл бұрын
"The faster we get away from him, the better" 😭😭😭🙏🙏
@Exler_Ko6 ай бұрын
"Gave me 88 concussions....one for each keee!"
@MikeLocke9 жыл бұрын
And Peele.
@karda0098 жыл бұрын
***** "one for each KEY." Pianos have 88 keys.
@blender78 жыл бұрын
blender7 really?
@MikeLocke8 жыл бұрын
***** yes.
@joshitheyoshi25338 жыл бұрын
***** I hope your comment gets 88 likes....... One for each Key...........(& Peele)
@ShynAwkward8 жыл бұрын
1:56 the way he moves while he says "I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" 😂
@boyfromzambia5 жыл бұрын
Timing
@JangoAway5 жыл бұрын
Yeah haha
@ryadh4565 жыл бұрын
That's what made it so funny. Rofl
@ZackAttack58584 жыл бұрын
He moves like that everytime he say something insane...
@martinhess73344 жыл бұрын
It's like a visual of ice in fish's singing voice
@sstanford13314 жыл бұрын
I got Aids "Wow that escalated quickly"
@abdullahzahari55214 жыл бұрын
It's the "what" that gets me 😂
@Hidden_Sight2 жыл бұрын
The principal hired a crack head: sǝɔuǝnbǝsuoƆ
@BlazyBluntz4 жыл бұрын
how you do that?
@yourdailygrapes74514 жыл бұрын
A piano fell on my head, the concussions gave me supernatural abilities homes. 𝐬ǝɔ𝐮ǝ𝐧𝐛ǝ𝐬𝐮𝐨Ɔ
@BlazyBluntz4 жыл бұрын
cathalgordon PLEASE SHOW US THE WAY
@handsomest14 жыл бұрын
Handsome With The Handgun Your time will come soon young Jedi
@BlazyBluntz4 жыл бұрын
This is just fucking SCHWAS
@h.a.b.arguille18964 жыл бұрын
"88 concussions 1 for each key" I'm dead😂😂
@mgtow4l2786 жыл бұрын
MGTOW4L cryinnnnnn😂😭😭😭😂😂
@NiecezZASMR5 жыл бұрын
MGTOW4L Now i how many keys are in a piano
@hectorarredondo69295 жыл бұрын
Seth Meyer
@chas3865 жыл бұрын
"Donnie uh I think we've had enou..." "I'M NOT DONE WITH MY STORY!!!"
@chocboiwonda68103 жыл бұрын
"I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" WHAT? 😂😂💀!
@blahblah79635 жыл бұрын
*_Con se quen CES_*
@swizzy60105 жыл бұрын
CONSEQUENCES!
@sidwellsekhantsa5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@fzfzman5535 жыл бұрын
He should have Mu fasa
@muhammadumerjunaidclass20145 жыл бұрын
Me too😂☠
@greenjosh755 жыл бұрын
then i got sucked into a wormhole...😂😂😂
@Khalid-ik5od5 жыл бұрын
*conSEQUENCES*
@jaytoonz57365 жыл бұрын
@@jaytoonz5736 OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
@iplyrunescape3055 жыл бұрын
@@iplyrunescape305 lol 😂
@jaytoonz57365 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@khalidroushan5595 жыл бұрын
The best.
@adityafundekar64725 жыл бұрын
This will NEVER get old🤣🤣🤣
@fikiswandima88886 ай бұрын
Never.. consequences!!😂
@chytown742 ай бұрын
“Then I got hit with aids” Principal: 😳
@Nadirandpanacea9 ай бұрын
Key's reaction when Peele says "I got hit with aids," is my favorite thing ever.
@AthenaPMiller7 жыл бұрын
.
@cocainecowboy17177 жыл бұрын
Um... No, no, it was AIDS. Turn on subtitles if you don't believe me.
@connorduquette14327 жыл бұрын
+Connor Duquette your comment made no sense
@jakeburris13207 жыл бұрын
Jake Burris Someone who has since deleted their comment thought the line "And then... I got hit with EGGS!" That was my reply. I should probably delete it too.
@connorduquette14327 жыл бұрын
Key is a fuckin great actor!!
@TimothyNyota7 жыл бұрын
“I feel like he missed a step there” 😂😂😂
@TheLofditty6 жыл бұрын
Just a few
@buzzinboi37705 жыл бұрын
Honestly didn't get that part
@noonecares44405 жыл бұрын
Spongebob SquarePants like there has to be more to the story than he stole some money and then a piano fell on him
@neontime85075 жыл бұрын
Buzzin Boi bro I read your comment as “fist a Jew”😂😂
@tuckerbrunson41105 жыл бұрын
sponge: Because the event was not a logical consequence of the actions he described.
@milascave25 жыл бұрын
"Put milk on my head, just like you Rodriguez. " 🤣😂
@williaml.g.stephens49612 жыл бұрын
I threw a bagel at a guy and he ended the multiverse *CONSEQUENCES*
@Ajxle11 ай бұрын
"NOT DONE WITH MY STOR'EEE..."
@MikeLocke8 жыл бұрын
Mike Locke 😂😂😂
@arrvionbryant30786 жыл бұрын
Mike Locke the
@anthonyportuallo81976 жыл бұрын
Mike Locke 😅😅😅😅
@truestdude5 жыл бұрын
HOMEBOIIIIIIIIIII
@milksalmon5 жыл бұрын
Why is every top comment for key and peele always a dam quote?
@CarlosSanchez-en6mr5 жыл бұрын
Key's acting in this as the principle is so good. His reactions are on point.
@MikeLocke8 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY... Nodding in understanding when he said making fun of the principal. classic acting brother 😇😇❤️❤️
@aryanraj6275 жыл бұрын
Principal*
@ironduke64325 жыл бұрын
this is one of the best skits ever made, i watched it over 20 times already, and i just found out about it 2 weeks ago.
@eyalmolchansky3 жыл бұрын
They played this skit at the church I went to 🔥
@Seasaltdino7 ай бұрын
"You think I'm LEARNING, but no, see I'm just like you, got back out there, started making some real crimes homeBOI!!!" I CAN'T BREATHE!!! 😂😂😂
@rheaellis16027 жыл бұрын
you need an inhaler?
@MachineGunMouth7 жыл бұрын
Rhea Ellis how about mouth to mouth?
@shreyasghosalkar76027 жыл бұрын
Rhea Ellis started making some real crimes im so done 😂
@arsenalmanz7 жыл бұрын
*strange eye contact and movements* "I used to be just like you" *tragic chord struck*
@dashiellgregory5 жыл бұрын
I feel like not enough people understand why it's so funny when they do shit like this
@Thatwhiteblackkid4 жыл бұрын
Dashiell Gregory 😂😂😂
@gabrieljohnson74174 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about this clip while watching the ending scene of John wick 4
@homermago100 Жыл бұрын
Seen this comment a few times, can you elaborate?
@fantasypolice3 ай бұрын
Im really tickled how the piano starts and everybody turns around like ok is he going to start telling the truth lol
@andromedaiscoming18510 ай бұрын
I talked to a girl once. CONSEQUENCES!!😂😂
@shawndeninger49016 жыл бұрын
One With The Brick Films lmfaoooo
@E3litecompany5 жыл бұрын
Haha aids!
@krevin5435 жыл бұрын
She was 12?
@donnellcoleman77845 жыл бұрын
@@donnellcoleman7784 she was still in 4th grade
@cornelus15955 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@christianythomas93795 жыл бұрын
I asked a girl out once. Then I got teleported to the moon! CONSEQUENCES!
@justanormalcat18395 жыл бұрын
tbh that sounds pretty fucking dope like the universe was rewarding you for your confidence
@speedbird15985 жыл бұрын
I tried to ask a little boy about one of my Co workers... And then I got hit by the third bomb. *CONSEQUENCES*
@sketchydude84315 жыл бұрын
That's all I have to do? Bring the consequences.
@bruhman38255 жыл бұрын
Luther hargreeves 😂 Btw is you profile picture a fusion btw freiza and jiren
@JorgePerez-rw8rx5 жыл бұрын
Jorge perez it is killer queen from jojos bizarre adventure
@orestpaja25315 жыл бұрын
“ I feel like he missed a step there.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@disposablehuman17766 ай бұрын
Even the way the principal said "Herrera" was so funny to me
@saewonyi7 ай бұрын
YAAAAA! YAAAAA! then I got sucked into a wormhole consequences...
@JjM910848 жыл бұрын
the way he said "consequences"at that part, was that a question?
@senordickhead1007 жыл бұрын
+levin villena Idk I thought he was singin
@rheaellis16027 жыл бұрын
+levin villena Idk I thought he was singin
@rheaellis16027 жыл бұрын
I was the 1000th like 😁
@abrahamhoskinsx46986 жыл бұрын
“I’m not done wit my STOREEEY” 😭😭
@bigboaayyquan93684 жыл бұрын
ok parrot
@quantum-t2 жыл бұрын
"Started making some REAL criiiimes home boi" has gotta be my go to line for gta.
@osric72919 күн бұрын
Nobody gonna mention when he talked about going back to the past setting up his parents, losing his arm, etc., he was saying the plot of the movie Back to the Future?
@EmpressGoldilocked2 жыл бұрын
No one is questioning why there desks instead of just chairs in the stage audience area
Music room! Hooooomeboooooie! You haven't been in a highschool before, clearly.😕
@pokellaa4 жыл бұрын
"I feel like he missed a step there......"
@DemocratsareagentsofSATAN5 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way
@JB-zd8gv5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wendalljohnson5 жыл бұрын
The delivery of that line was gold.
@nonamer295 жыл бұрын
Bro done a drive-by at his own daughter's quinciniera, cold as ICE.
@redherronrecords Жыл бұрын
I get the feeling that they didn’t exactly know what they were doing, what they were going for or how to wrap up this sketch. But it turned out to be comedy gold! Gets funnier every time I see it and I find myself saying “con-se-quences” often 😂
@kels.8082 жыл бұрын
Were they trying to be Hispanic? because they were spot on with the accent.
@refractures8 жыл бұрын
Nah man. He's a black dude named Donny Herrera.
@dawitgugsa7 жыл бұрын
How many black dudes you know that throw quinceaneras?
@dawitgugsa7 жыл бұрын
Why ask if the accent was spot on? Nah, he was using that accent, but he was supposed to be a Briton.
@Actheman19787 жыл бұрын
No, they were trying to be Chinese. What the fuck did you think, dumbass? What do you think they said or did that DIDN'T make that obvious?
@AdiViv957 жыл бұрын
+Adi Obviously I realize that you shit head. I was joking. Late? Dumbass? Hold this L
@refractures7 жыл бұрын
When your grandparents are telling you stories about when they were younger and they lose the whole point of the conversation.
@nenes_universe93416 жыл бұрын
What are you smoking? Man was on point the entire time. Consequences!
“Gave me 88 concussions, one for each key” is hilarious 😂 😂
Keston Decker I thought I was the only one who died when I heard that 😂
I had to look up how many keys were on a piano to make sure he wasn't bullshitting the number
Hahaha
I just typed that exact thing! I'll delete now that I found yours. Glad others appreciated that one- it could have easily been missed - 😂😂😂
I don't get it
"They were hanging on the streets late at night.." *salsa dancing movements* 😅
I noticed that too. :-) Maybe they were salsa dancing while getting into trouble.
more than cigarette smokers, homes.
Lionel Richie and Songs which encouraged the Listener to go outdoors and Dance/Party, in the Street and/or stay Indoors and Dance, on the Ceiling etc., were very popular, back then.
@@teresai1877 West side Story 😅
I swear I come back for that dance! It kills me everytime!🤣🤣🤣💀
So Carlito is not dead, he is the most loco gang member indeed
"CONSEQUENCES"
By process of elimination, he is the most loco now.
Donnie is just his alias
HA
He said heaven is for p******
"Started making some real crimes, homeboy" "Then I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" "CONSEQUENCES" LMFAO
Ahmad Mostafa 😂fr look at my comment change the comments to recent
real crines
My favorite line in the skit 😆
Do check out some of our videos inspired by them!
Lol a parrot commenter
"and then.. I got hit with AIDS." Its so sudden LOL
giantqtipz I think he literally got hit with it .
Shot up my daughter's quinceanera!
He got str8 to the point lmao
Yep that's the point
This kinda reminds me of my HS health class. Tough Latino PE teacher and all...you have bad sex for a few secs., get AIDS, consequences!!! That was a legit lecture 😂
I found Key and Peele videos now i can't sleep *Consequences*
Xtreme Xavier 😂😂😂
This literally happened me last night. I had testing today. Went to bed a 1:30. I was tired. Consequences!!
And then a piano fell on your head
😂😂😂EXACTLY
Let's goo made it 1.2K
There I was, man... Giving this super emotional and inspiring speech to change kids' lives... and then... I got hit with a wrecking ball. CONSEQUENCES
Consequences
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like you missed a step there
The fact that he wasn’t lying and didn’t have any consequences just proves he’s telling the truth
True 👍
But, if he didn't have any consequences, then that would mean that he was lying.
@@Sewblon elaborate?
@@alexanders1330 Everything he said was about how his actions had consequences. So, if there were no consequences, then he was lying.
You somehow didn’t understand the vid
For a guy with AIDS, had a piano fall on his head, was trampled by buffalo, and was shot out of a catapult, he's looking good considering.
The Moon Herself you forgot the wormhole
And the wreckingball
Out of a catapult into the mouth of a dragon
And inventing Johnny B. Goode
Catapulted into a mountain of dragos.Also sucked in another dimention. Modern medicine, concequenses!
The little shimmy he does when he says "I got hit with aids" 😂😂😂
Blake Watson “...thEn i gOt SuCK iNtO A WoRmHOle”
The wiggle squat
@@icemanjr.5819 “... CoNsEqUeNcEs!”
1:09
I heard the principal say "He is a former gay member" so the line about aids seemed wild, but consistent. Then I realised two things. A. The principal said "Gang member" B. I am an idiot.
This is their funniest skit,imo. That little dance he does when he about to say whatever happened is hilarious
Nah. It's like with my favorite bands; it's impossible to narrow it down to 1-2 funniest skits.
The hype man one is what got me
“Then I got sucked into a wormhole”
Trying to introduce my own parents to each other , almost failed! arm was disappearing.. Lmao
Then i was trampled by a herd of buffalo CONSEQUENCES
Con-see-quenc-ES
“Gave me 88 concussions, one for each key!”😂💀
LMAOO
One for each peele
He taught me how many keys are in a piano
I was looking 4 this comment...
That had me so dead lmfao
Everybody dead, killed! Yeaahhhhh. YEEEEAAAAHHHHH! Then I got sucked into a wormhole, CONSEQUENCES!
swordmaster283 my favorite part... i died laughing at that part XD
Omg that part was my favorite too..was dying...
swordmaster283 Wow, you watched the video too! That is incredible! What a coincidence!
Yeah I did! You see how I shared my favorite part and other people agreed with me? Would you like to do the same?
YEEEEAAAHHH! Lmfao
“I feel like he missed a step there!” Ahahahahahahahaha, lol
Oh... wait. Was he talking about his dance moves or the leaps he made in the story???😂😂😤
@@galaxylucia1898 Story
@@galaxylucia1898 I thought he was talking about the dance steps 🤣🤣🤣
I never noticed til this comment😂😂😂
I think he's talking about how his made up stories got escalated so quickly.
"I was in another dimension, tried to introduce my own parents to each other..." LOL
"But I almost failed, my hands were disappearing."
Back to the Future Reference
CONCIQWENCE:3
He also stole the Delorean
I at first didn't really like Key and Peele. And then! One day! I got abducted by aliens. Consequences
nooice
It's aliens. There's aliens over there.
How can we be sure you are not an alien pretending to be human?
We all began loving Key and Peele after some alien anal fiddling.
Lan Dewell Consequences!!!
The fact that he wasn’t lying about the consequences LMAO
Probably cause the crack
you have found the joke! congrats
He doesn't lie anymore
Shot into the mouth OF a dragon CONSEQUENCES
Jaisean I believe him
Principal: *Invites Donnie Herrera to school* 2 minutes later: "The faster we get away from him the better" 😂😂😂
Consequences
😂🤣 "Kids everything you heard today is a lie" after agreeing with the first few sentences he said 😂😄💀
"Hanging on the streets late at night" dancing salsa. Gets me every time. 🤣
If laughter is good for fighting off depression, Key and Peele have saved thousands of lives.
That’s right
Cloxboy considering it isn’t um...
@@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 I know... Hey, we've both got holiday-centric profile pictures. Neat. :)
I'm not done with my STORRRYYYYY
Consequences
"I did a driveby" everyone turns back "got sucked in a wormhole"
😂😂😂😂😭
Consequences
Almost had em
Yeeeaaaahh! Yeeeaaahh!
Lost it there 😂😂😂
Their Latino accents are spot on, I freaking love this skit. Not to mention the walk.
Right? The little dance he does is just so ON SPOT!!
It’s the movements he makes while he talks that make it so funny!
And then...I got trampled by a herd of Buffalo. Consequences😂😂😂😂😂
I lmao when he said that shit
that was my favorite part
TT Newt nooice
I was scrolling down the comments and read this at the exact same time wtf man
I cried so hard at this! I physically hurt
"And then, I got trampled by a herd of buffalo." "Wut." "CONSEQUENCES!"
the wut got me
Recette Tear Lmao I'm Not Done Wit My Story! Haha
*"yeaaaarrgghhhhhh.... YEAAAAAAAGHH!"*
OK Donny I think we've had enough...
Got sucked into a worm hole......
Peele's capacity to really embody the characters is amazing, and especially the fluidity with body language
I’m sobbing from the quinceañera part bro “yeahhhhh..! YEAHHHHHH!”
lol the body movements he makes
+AlphaBagel consequencessssss
Lol best moment 2:32 - 2:35
true
That's why he's so funny😂
I ordered a cup of water at McDonalds...went to the machine and put a little of lemonade...then Key and Peele ended their show. Consequences!
damn. that's fucked up. hope u learned ur lesson
lol
+Alfonso Peterman You've ruined the lives of all
Im sadened by your actions home boy and then, one day, i got trampled by a herd of buffalo
I disliked a Key and Peele video. The next day, Trump got elected. CONSEQUENCES!
This is really a modern day folk tale. Remember kids if you partake in sin and misbehaviour then outlandish and impossible consequences entirely unrelated to the behaviour will happen to you.
I wish this was 100% true then we wouldn’t have so many spawns of evil
"More than cigarette smokers, homes". I love this phrase more specifically the way he addressed the students.
“Everything you heard today is a lie” “I don’t lie anymore” 😂😂😂
r Reddy I just realized why he said that...cuz whatever lie he says or thinks of becomes true.
😂😂 2:36
Keegan can do literally any ethnicity
@ÁUß Code yes
@ÁUß Code no clue I just think he can pull it off
Asian they cant
@@CoffeeMadeMeSay watch the al-qaeda meeting, and kareem jahaar.
he just playing black
“I don’t lie anymore” 😂😂😂
“You think I’m learning, but no” This is my life quote.
“It gave me 88 concussions.....one for each key!” *XD*
Damn hilarious and horrible LOL
Damm you're cute
Saul Val She underage boy
Keegan Michael-Concussion
Can someone explain
love that random ass back to the future reference
GO JOHNNY GO, GO JOHNNY GO GO GO!!!!!!
The Auditor same
I really had to scroll this far for this comment?
Also reign of fire I believe????
“I apologise Teresa” these guys accents are so on point 🤣🤦🏽♀️
The "quick walk down the stairs" motion he does when he says what happend after is just legendsry
Super legendsry indeed
@@bryandiaz8042 insane legendsry
“They were hanging on the streets” Then starts dancing
Oh yeah yeah
Consequences
Name HD I lost it there too!
Then bollywood happen. Consequences.
So good 😂😂😂
A lot of people here didn't get the joke, the plot twist was that he wasn't actually lying, he was a hallucinating crackhead gangster. They were all half-truths and half-hallucinations. Consequences...... was prolly watching "back to the future" while doing crack, so he pieced that to his life.
Dinglie Danglie Doodle I actually think that after he did something bad he shot up afterwards and actually saw those things :)). Makes sense.
Dinglie Danglie Doodle howd he get aids if it was a "hallucinations" the doctor couldnt say he had aids cause as you quote, it was just a mere hallucination so there fore it wasnt a hallucination and it was real all the time
RobloxFelixSnowFlake Magical Loser Why would you chalk "getting AIDS" under hallucinations? That's one of the most believable part in a crackhead's life, compared to falling pianos and buffalo tramplings. Even if I were to say that him getting AIDS was a hallucination..........what doctor?!?!?! How did you reasoned that?
how do you know you get aids with out a doctor checking you?
RobloxFelixSnowFlake Magical Loser All we have here is a crackhead and his words. So what doctor are you referring to?
"I got shot out of a catapult... into the mouth of a dragon"💀💀💀
That’s it everybody go home
That back to the future part is comedy gold 😂😂
He sees all these things AFTER he smokes crack so technically he's not lying.
@Badr eddin Thank you for explaining it to me. Clearly your work is done here.
Dude, you should apply to the Nasa or something
@@prenomnom7197 he wouldn't wanna take ur spot since ur clearly very perceptive
But then again, maybe those stuff were consequences for using drugs? Real and not just the side effects lol jk
no, these things actually happen, thats why he got hit after smoking.
Would have been funny if the kids actually agreed/nod/cry during his randomness and all stood up to clap/cheer at the end while the principal scratches his head wondering how that actually got through to them.
if you make fun of me I will unsubscribe your box is stupid
Cliche!!
Nick Braido *your lol i've never seen someone make the opposite mistake of the english "yours"
No, not really! That's stupid!
That's what everyone expects. Wouldn't have been funny. This was funnier.
"I tried to shoot John Wick in the head after a duel, but he hadn't fired his bullet yet. Consequences."
I’ve never taken the word “Consequences” this seriously before!
I did a Drive-by at my daughter's own Quinceañera! *Everyone turns back*
That's some serious shit bro lol
+Ben Port CON-SE-QUENCES!!
+Ben Port Then I got sucked into a wormhole.
sorry but what does that mean
ten tail madara A Quinceañera is when a female turns 15 and a celebration is had. Hence the term Quince in the front part.
"I tried to introduce my parents to each other! Almost failed, arm was disappearing."
That's from the movie Back to the Future
wishuwazmeh121 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
😂 😂 😆
Deon Roy. Damn! Thanks for letting us know. Fuck sake.
wishuwazmeh121 CONSEQUENSES
"I used to be just like you." *dramatic music starts*
Put milk on my head, just like you Rodriguez 😂
Just watched John Wick 4 and Wick’s “consequences” line made me think of this sketch. 😂
Came here directly from that line in JW4
From the moment they killed his dog and stole his car ......Consequences!!!
I’m laughing too hard and now my head hurts...consequences
Candice Walker 😂😂😂
Same!! But I got sucked into a wormhole
*CONSEQUENCES*
Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaauahaahhahahahahah
🤣🤣😭😭
I confessed to my crush Then I got friendzoned *Consequences*
Itsyaboi Thanos relatable lmfaoo
Death Friendzoned Thanos again? Damn, now I know why he was pissed off in Endgame!
This is one of the best ones lmfao
Itsyaboi Thanos Haaa!!!!!!
Haha !!!
1:26 THIS LINE DELIVERY IS PRICELESS
"Where is my crack, where's my crack" 💀💀💀 "Consequences"
Sweet Doll that part cracked me up
@@alfredoorozco1706 was that a pun?
"gave me 88 concussions, one for each key" 😂
XD THAT WAS THE BEST ONE!
LMAO I JUST GOT THAT JOKE
The keys of the piano xD
I LOST IT
UnMasked-TV I cried when he said!😭
I love coming back to K&Ps sketches whenever I'm feeling down, they always cheer me right up. Thank you guys, for more than you realise
As a high school student I wish we would have an assembly exactly like this👍😂
Gave me 88 concussions , one for each key . 🎹
John Sauce Consequences.
I love his body movements 😂
The way he moved when he said "I use to be just like you" fuck I couldnt stop laughing
Bruh yea and the way he subtlety tells “i got hit with aids
Rrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhiiiittt
For real!!!
Yeeeeah
This is absolutely their best sketch ever!
I also think this is just top notch funny, but I laughed much harder at their sketch when they were counting money during that Mexican drug trade
"The faster we get away from him, the better" 😭😭😭🙏🙏
"Gave me 88 concussions....one for each keee!"
And Peele.
***** "one for each KEY." Pianos have 88 keys.
blender7 really?
***** yes.
***** I hope your comment gets 88 likes....... One for each Key...........(& Peele)
1:56 the way he moves while he says "I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" 😂
Timing
Yeah haha
That's what made it so funny. Rofl
He moves like that everytime he say something insane...
It's like a visual of ice in fish's singing voice
I got Aids "Wow that escalated quickly"
It's the "what" that gets me 😂
The principal hired a crack head: sǝɔuǝnbǝsuoƆ
how you do that?
A piano fell on my head, the concussions gave me supernatural abilities homes. 𝐬ǝɔ𝐮ǝ𝐧𝐛ǝ𝐬𝐮𝐨Ɔ
cathalgordon PLEASE SHOW US THE WAY
Handsome With The Handgun Your time will come soon young Jedi
This is just fucking SCHWAS
"88 concussions 1 for each key" I'm dead😂😂
MGTOW4L cryinnnnnn😂😭😭😭😂😂
MGTOW4L Now i how many keys are in a piano
Seth Meyer
"Donnie uh I think we've had enou..." "I'M NOT DONE WITH MY STORY!!!"
"I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" WHAT? 😂😂💀!
*_Con se quen CES_*
CONSEQUENCES!
😂😂
He should have Mu fasa
Me too😂☠
then i got sucked into a wormhole...😂😂😂
*conSEQUENCES*
@@jaytoonz5736 OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
@@iplyrunescape305 lol 😂
🤣🤣
The best.
This will NEVER get old🤣🤣🤣
Never.. consequences!!😂
“Then I got hit with aids” Principal: 😳
Key's reaction when Peele says "I got hit with aids," is my favorite thing ever.
.
Um... No, no, it was AIDS. Turn on subtitles if you don't believe me.
+Connor Duquette your comment made no sense
Jake Burris Someone who has since deleted their comment thought the line "And then... I got hit with EGGS!" That was my reply. I should probably delete it too.
Key is a fuckin great actor!!
“I feel like he missed a step there” 😂😂😂
Just a few
Honestly didn't get that part
Spongebob SquarePants like there has to be more to the story than he stole some money and then a piano fell on him
Buzzin Boi bro I read your comment as “fist a Jew”😂😂
sponge: Because the event was not a logical consequence of the actions he described.
"Put milk on my head, just like you Rodriguez. " 🤣😂
I threw a bagel at a guy and he ended the multiverse *CONSEQUENCES*
"NOT DONE WITH MY STOR'EEE..."
Mike Locke 😂😂😂
Mike Locke the
Mike Locke 😅😅😅😅
HOMEBOIIIIIIIIIII
Why is every top comment for key and peele always a dam quote?
Key's acting in this as the principle is so good. His reactions are on point.
EXACTLY... Nodding in understanding when he said making fun of the principal. classic acting brother 😇😇❤️❤️
Principal*
this is one of the best skits ever made, i watched it over 20 times already, and i just found out about it 2 weeks ago.
They played this skit at the church I went to 🔥
"You think I'm LEARNING, but no, see I'm just like you, got back out there, started making some real crimes homeBOI!!!" I CAN'T BREATHE!!! 😂😂😂
you need an inhaler?
Rhea Ellis how about mouth to mouth?
Rhea Ellis started making some real crimes im so done 😂
*strange eye contact and movements* "I used to be just like you" *tragic chord struck*
I feel like not enough people understand why it's so funny when they do shit like this
Dashiell Gregory 😂😂😂
I was thinking about this clip while watching the ending scene of John wick 4
Seen this comment a few times, can you elaborate?
Im really tickled how the piano starts and everybody turns around like ok is he going to start telling the truth lol
I talked to a girl once. CONSEQUENCES!!😂😂
One With The Brick Films lmfaoooo
Haha aids!
She was 12?
@@donnellcoleman7784 she was still in 4th grade
Lmfao
I asked a girl out once. Then I got teleported to the moon! CONSEQUENCES!
tbh that sounds pretty fucking dope like the universe was rewarding you for your confidence
I tried to ask a little boy about one of my Co workers... And then I got hit by the third bomb. *CONSEQUENCES*
That's all I have to do? Bring the consequences.
Luther hargreeves 😂 Btw is you profile picture a fusion btw freiza and jiren
Jorge perez it is killer queen from jojos bizarre adventure
“ I feel like he missed a step there.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Even the way the principal said "Herrera" was so funny to me
YAAAAA! YAAAAA! then I got sucked into a wormhole consequences...
the way he said "consequences"at that part, was that a question?
+levin villena Idk I thought he was singin
+levin villena Idk I thought he was singin
I was the 1000th like 😁
“I’m not done wit my STOREEEY” 😭😭
ok parrot
"Started making some REAL criiiimes home boi" has gotta be my go to line for gta.
Nobody gonna mention when he talked about going back to the past setting up his parents, losing his arm, etc., he was saying the plot of the movie Back to the Future?
No one is questioning why there desks instead of just chairs in the stage audience area
To take notes
Hella true hahaha.
Consequences kzhead.info/sun/m8h7mtCkbWSOe6s/bejne.html
Exams or notes
Music room! Hooooomeboooooie! You haven't been in a highschool before, clearly.😕
"I feel like he missed a step there......"
I feel the same way
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The delivery of that line was gold.
Bro done a drive-by at his own daughter's quinciniera, cold as ICE.
I get the feeling that they didn’t exactly know what they were doing, what they were going for or how to wrap up this sketch. But it turned out to be comedy gold! Gets funnier every time I see it and I find myself saying “con-se-quences” often 😂
Were they trying to be Hispanic? because they were spot on with the accent.
Nah man. He's a black dude named Donny Herrera.
How many black dudes you know that throw quinceaneras?
Why ask if the accent was spot on? Nah, he was using that accent, but he was supposed to be a Briton.
No, they were trying to be Chinese. What the fuck did you think, dumbass? What do you think they said or did that DIDN'T make that obvious?
+Adi Obviously I realize that you shit head. I was joking. Late? Dumbass? Hold this L
When your grandparents are telling you stories about when they were younger and they lose the whole point of the conversation.
What are you smoking? Man was on point the entire time. Consequences!
Hisoka his name right
When we gonna know about ya story
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