Key & Peele - Consequences

2014 ж. 5 Қар.
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A speaker at a high school assembly recounts his descent into a life of crime and its consequences, but it becomes clear that he is embellishing parts of his story.

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  • “Gave me 88 concussions, one for each key” is hilarious 😂 😂

    @Keston1302@Keston13024 жыл бұрын
    • Keston Decker I thought I was the only one who died when I heard that 😂

      @juliohernandez3148@juliohernandez31484 жыл бұрын
    • I had to look up how many keys were on a piano to make sure he wasn't bullshitting the number

      @seanpuello@seanpuello4 жыл бұрын
    • Hahaha

      @leom8101@leom81014 жыл бұрын
    • I just typed that exact thing! I'll delete now that I found yours. Glad others appreciated that one- it could have easily been missed - 😂😂😂

      @marshalbaek5580@marshalbaek55804 жыл бұрын
    • I don't get it

      @vanexcelarroz5511@vanexcelarroz55114 жыл бұрын
  • "They were hanging on the streets late at night.." *salsa dancing movements* 😅

    @JuggyBear@JuggyBear3 жыл бұрын
    • I noticed that too. :-) Maybe they were salsa dancing while getting into trouble.

      @teresai1877@teresai18773 жыл бұрын
    • more than cigarette smokers, homes.

      @xNeOnBoMbSaUcEx@xNeOnBoMbSaUcEx2 жыл бұрын
    • Lionel Richie and Songs which encouraged the Listener to go outdoors and Dance/Party, in the Street and/or stay Indoors and Dance, on the Ceiling etc., were very popular, back then.

      @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113@ihavefallenandicantreachmy21132 жыл бұрын
    • @@teresai1877 West side Story 😅

      @Killgore-ip2yq@Killgore-ip2yq2 жыл бұрын
    • I swear I come back for that dance! It kills me everytime!🤣🤣🤣💀

      @tiajanee946@tiajanee9462 жыл бұрын
  • So Carlito is not dead, he is the most loco gang member indeed

    @1897N@1897N4 жыл бұрын
    • "CONSEQUENCES"

      @Akuma00111@Akuma001114 жыл бұрын
    • By process of elimination, he is the most loco now.

      @Jsuarez6@Jsuarez64 жыл бұрын
    • Donnie is just his alias

      @AltairAC@AltairAC3 жыл бұрын
    • HA

      @astrofletch9051@astrofletch90513 жыл бұрын
    • He said heaven is for p******

      @mphomattbaase7927@mphomattbaase79272 жыл бұрын
  • "Started making some real crimes, homeboy" "Then I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" "CONSEQUENCES" LMFAO

    @einstien2409@einstien24094 жыл бұрын
    • Ahmad Mostafa 😂fr look at my comment change the comments to recent

      @treacheroustrouser4652@treacheroustrouser46524 жыл бұрын
    • real crines

      @p.s.h.3913@p.s.h.39134 жыл бұрын
    • My favorite line in the skit 😆

      @tophat4204@tophat42044 жыл бұрын
    • Do check out some of our videos inspired by them!

      @raisethebar9397@raisethebar93974 жыл бұрын
    • Lol a parrot commenter

      @perisaizidanehanapi7931@perisaizidanehanapi79314 жыл бұрын
  • "and then.. I got hit with AIDS." Its so sudden LOL

    @giantqtipz8117@giantqtipz81175 жыл бұрын
    • giantqtipz I think he literally got hit with it .

      @pearlkenz9346@pearlkenz93464 жыл бұрын
    • Shot up my daughter's quinceanera!

      @Christ_TheWay@Christ_TheWay4 жыл бұрын
    • He got str8 to the point lmao

      @sunnyblacc3795@sunnyblacc37954 жыл бұрын
    • Yep that's the point

      @isaacrumley@isaacrumley4 жыл бұрын
    • This kinda reminds me of my HS health class. Tough Latino PE teacher and all...you have bad sex for a few secs., get AIDS, consequences!!! That was a legit lecture 😂

      @pcarebear1@pcarebear14 жыл бұрын
  • I found Key and Peele videos now i can't sleep *Consequences*

    @xtremexavier6639@xtremexavier66395 жыл бұрын
    • Xtreme Xavier 😂😂😂

      @itsvee803@itsvee8035 жыл бұрын
    • This literally happened me last night. I had testing today. Went to bed a 1:30. I was tired. Consequences!!

      @jaimequintanajr.5276@jaimequintanajr.52765 жыл бұрын
    • And then a piano fell on your head

      @jaydntaylor9183@jaydntaylor91835 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂EXACTLY

      @keelolo3427@keelolo34275 жыл бұрын
    • Let's goo made it 1.2K

      @viliamitikoipau1446@viliamitikoipau14465 жыл бұрын
  • There I was, man... Giving this super emotional and inspiring speech to change kids' lives... and then... I got hit with a wrecking ball. CONSEQUENCES

    @PhantoMace2012@PhantoMace2012 Жыл бұрын
    • Consequences

      @kennethschneider6064@kennethschneider6064 Жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @natureboygolfer@natureboygolfer Жыл бұрын
    • I feel like you missed a step there

      @itsnerdography9122@itsnerdography9122 Жыл бұрын
  • The fact that he wasn’t lying and didn’t have any consequences just proves he’s telling the truth

    @alexanders1330@alexanders1330 Жыл бұрын
    • True 👍

      @jazminchavira4589@jazminchavira4589 Жыл бұрын
    • But, if he didn't have any consequences, then that would mean that he was lying.

      @Sewblon@Sewblon Жыл бұрын
    • @@Sewblon elaborate?

      @alexanders1330@alexanders1330 Жыл бұрын
    • @@alexanders1330 Everything he said was about how his actions had consequences. So, if there were no consequences, then he was lying.

      @Sewblon@Sewblon Жыл бұрын
    • You somehow didn’t understand the vid

      @cb6667@cb666711 ай бұрын
  • For a guy with AIDS, had a piano fall on his head, was trampled by buffalo, and was shot out of a catapult, he's looking good considering.

    @phersephonia3706@phersephonia37064 жыл бұрын
    • The Moon Herself you forgot the wormhole

      @mrthumsup766@mrthumsup7664 жыл бұрын
    • And the wreckingball

      @cornbread5968@cornbread59684 жыл бұрын
    • Out of a catapult into the mouth of a dragon

      @michaelmoore-brysselbout9614@michaelmoore-brysselbout96144 жыл бұрын
    • And inventing Johnny B. Goode

      @TB__-@TB__-4 жыл бұрын
    • Catapulted into a mountain of dragos.Also sucked in another dimention. Modern medicine, concequenses!

      @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808@mgtowstanleyzoltanov98084 жыл бұрын
  • The little shimmy he does when he says "I got hit with aids" 😂😂😂

    @052096blake@052096blake4 жыл бұрын
    • Blake Watson “...thEn i gOt SuCK iNtO A WoRmHOle”

      @icemanjr.5819@icemanjr.58194 жыл бұрын
    • The wiggle squat

      @davidplummer7302@davidplummer73024 жыл бұрын
    • @@icemanjr.5819 “... CoNsEqUeNcEs!”

      @quirkyangelxoxo@quirkyangelxoxo2 жыл бұрын
    • 1:09

      @static4939@static49392 жыл бұрын
    • I heard the principal say "He is a former gay member" so the line about aids seemed wild, but consistent. Then I realised two things. A. The principal said "Gang member" B. I am an idiot.

      @Greendalewitch@Greendalewitch2 жыл бұрын
  • This is their funniest skit,imo. That little dance he does when he about to say whatever happened is hilarious

    @ingenzi@ingenzi4 жыл бұрын
    • Nah. It's like with my favorite bands; it's impossible to narrow it down to 1-2 funniest skits.

      @jacobshirley3457@jacobshirley3457 Жыл бұрын
    • The hype man one is what got me

      @Thomas-wh4ox@Thomas-wh4ox7 ай бұрын
  • “Then I got sucked into a wormhole”

    @drn316@drn3164 жыл бұрын
    • Trying to introduce my own parents to each other , almost failed! arm was disappearing.. Lmao

      @reiackerman1849@reiackerman18494 жыл бұрын
    • Then i was trampled by a herd of buffalo CONSEQUENCES

      @runerdude141@runerdude1414 жыл бұрын
    • Con-see-quenc-ES

      @fairefozza6406@fairefozza64064 жыл бұрын
  • “Gave me 88 concussions, one for each key!”😂💀

    @Tom-xy9gb@Tom-xy9gb4 жыл бұрын
    • LMAOO

      @3amDayDreamer@3amDayDreamer4 жыл бұрын
    • One for each peele

      @prenomnom7197@prenomnom71974 жыл бұрын
    • He taught me how many keys are in a piano

      @rudefloridaman1449@rudefloridaman14494 жыл бұрын
    • I was looking 4 this comment...

      @KhalilAttiba@KhalilAttiba4 жыл бұрын
    • That had me so dead lmfao

      @rschmidt9495@rschmidt94954 жыл бұрын
  • Everybody dead, killed! Yeaahhhhh. YEEEEAAAAHHHHH! Then I got sucked into a wormhole, CONSEQUENCES!

    @DooDoobutter136@DooDoobutter1369 жыл бұрын
    • swordmaster283 my favorite part... i died laughing at that part XD

      @nitroGen32@nitroGen329 жыл бұрын
    • Omg that part was my favorite too..was dying...

      @jasongabriel565@jasongabriel5659 жыл бұрын
    • swordmaster283 Wow, you watched the video too! That is incredible! What a coincidence!

      @mr.stretch5797@mr.stretch57979 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah I did! You see how I shared my favorite part and other people agreed with me? Would you like to do the same?

      @DooDoobutter136@DooDoobutter1368 жыл бұрын
    • YEEEEAAAHHH! Lmfao

      @ZarqV2@ZarqV28 жыл бұрын
  • “I feel like he missed a step there!” Ahahahahahahahaha, lol

    @Pienoah@Pienoah4 жыл бұрын
    • Oh... wait. Was he talking about his dance moves or the leaps he made in the story???😂😂😤

      @galaxylucia1898@galaxylucia18984 жыл бұрын
    • @@galaxylucia1898 Story

      @papaisduniyakapapa@papaisduniyakapapa2 жыл бұрын
    • @@galaxylucia1898 I thought he was talking about the dance steps 🤣🤣🤣

      @fairyblu6929@fairyblu69292 жыл бұрын
    • I never noticed til this comment😂😂😂

      @TyBeTroLLing@TyBeTroLLing2 жыл бұрын
    • I think he's talking about how his made up stories got escalated so quickly.

      @iandguzman@iandguzman2 жыл бұрын
  • "I was in another dimension, tried to introduce my own parents to each other..." LOL

    @balipsette@balipsette4 жыл бұрын
    • "But I almost failed, my hands were disappearing."

      @bionecktide@bionecktide2 жыл бұрын
    • Back to the Future Reference

      @jaredeleptico218@jaredeleptico2182 жыл бұрын
    • CONCIQWENCE:3

      @mojojoji5493@mojojoji54932 жыл бұрын
    • He also stole the Delorean

      @JohnDoe-kq2nc@JohnDoe-kq2nc Жыл бұрын
  • I at first didn't really like Key and Peele. And then! One day! I got abducted by aliens. Consequences

    @JoeFanik@JoeFanik7 жыл бұрын
    • nooice

      @ForGlory1@ForGlory17 жыл бұрын
    • It's aliens. There's aliens over there.

      @camille.8285@camille.82857 жыл бұрын
    • How can we be sure you are not an alien pretending to be human?

      @landewell6862@landewell68626 жыл бұрын
    • We all began loving Key and Peele after some alien anal fiddling.

      @NJ-wb1cz@NJ-wb1cz6 жыл бұрын
    • Lan Dewell Consequences!!!

      @vozeneldecierto3559@vozeneldecierto35596 жыл бұрын
  • The fact that he wasn’t lying about the consequences LMAO

    @Jaisean@Jaisean5 жыл бұрын
    • Probably cause the crack

      @sinatraforeign@sinatraforeign5 жыл бұрын
    • you have found the joke! congrats

      @kraintorent45@kraintorent455 жыл бұрын
    • He doesn't lie anymore

      @zomgseriosuly@zomgseriosuly5 жыл бұрын
    • Shot into the mouth OF a dragon CONSEQUENCES

      @nessness8719@nessness87195 жыл бұрын
    • Jaisean I believe him

      @lenhelp8466@lenhelp84665 жыл бұрын
  • Principal: *Invites Donnie Herrera to school* 2 minutes later: "The faster we get away from him the better" 😂😂😂

    @ginolorenzo4117@ginolorenzo41172 жыл бұрын
    • Consequences

      @alzarian2029@alzarian20292 жыл бұрын
    • 😂🤣 "Kids everything you heard today is a lie" after agreeing with the first few sentences he said 😂😄💀

      @RickyMoss@RickyMoss2 жыл бұрын
  • "Hanging on the streets late at night" dancing salsa. Gets me every time. 🤣

    @gravityimage5@gravityimage5 Жыл бұрын
  • If laughter is good for fighting off depression, Key and Peele have saved thousands of lives.

    @Kloxbyn@Kloxbyn4 жыл бұрын
    • That’s right

      @Dabloomfume@Dabloomfume4 жыл бұрын
    • Cloxboy considering it isn’t um...

      @emmettdonkeydoodle6230@emmettdonkeydoodle62304 жыл бұрын
    • @@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 I know... Hey, we've both got holiday-centric profile pictures. Neat. :)

      @Kloxbyn@Kloxbyn4 жыл бұрын
    • I'm not done with my STORRRYYYYY

      @punjabisoorme3289@punjabisoorme32894 жыл бұрын
    • Consequences

      @alligator_detective@alligator_detective4 жыл бұрын
  • "I did a driveby" everyone turns back "got sucked in a wormhole"

    @theraptor8096@theraptor80964 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😭

      @waltloyal9966@waltloyal99664 жыл бұрын
    • Consequences

      @nz8651@nz86514 жыл бұрын
    • Almost had em

      @christandaniels571@christandaniels5714 жыл бұрын
    • Yeeeaaaahh! Yeeeaaahh!

      @jarenmorris5534@jarenmorris55344 жыл бұрын
    • Lost it there 😂😂😂

      @remember2023@remember20234 жыл бұрын
  • Their Latino accents are spot on, I freaking love this skit. Not to mention the walk.

    @ogsnakesnake765@ogsnakesnake7652 жыл бұрын
    • Right? The little dance he does is just so ON SPOT!!

      @tomiantenna7279@tomiantenna72792 жыл бұрын
  • It’s the movements he makes while he talks that make it so funny!

    @synysterjazmyngates@synysterjazmyngates4 жыл бұрын
  • And then...I got trampled by a herd of Buffalo. Consequences😂😂😂😂😂

    @MrSledge88@MrSledge887 жыл бұрын
    • I lmao when he said that shit

      @BdotSteel_onthebeat@BdotSteel_onthebeat7 жыл бұрын
    • that was my favorite part

      @michaelbrewer9475@michaelbrewer94757 жыл бұрын
    • TT Newt nooice

      @jdcm8916@jdcm89167 жыл бұрын
    • I was scrolling down the comments and read this at the exact same time wtf man

      @darthmufasa4155@darthmufasa41556 жыл бұрын
    • I cried so hard at this! I physically hurt

      @jessicaclontz9025@jessicaclontz90256 жыл бұрын
  • "And then, I got trampled by a herd of buffalo." "Wut." "CONSEQUENCES!"

    @Giraffepopcorns90@Giraffepopcorns908 жыл бұрын
    • the wut got me

      @KittyPieVibes@KittyPieVibes8 жыл бұрын
    • Recette Tear Lmao I'm Not Done Wit My Story! Haha

      @ProductiveStrings@ProductiveStrings7 жыл бұрын
    • *"yeaaaarrgghhhhhh.... YEAAAAAAAGHH!"*

      @fahdasq507@fahdasq5076 жыл бұрын
    • OK Donny I think we've had enough...

      @JBSauce@JBSauce5 жыл бұрын
    • Got sucked into a worm hole......

      @JustaMomnFamily@JustaMomnFamily5 жыл бұрын
  • Peele's capacity to really embody the characters is amazing, and especially the fluidity with body language

    @hear-and-know@hear-and-know26 күн бұрын
  • I’m sobbing from the quinceañera part bro “yeahhhhh..! YEAHHHHHH!”

    @clqude@clqude Жыл бұрын
  • lol the body movements he makes

    @TimeTravelingAltair1337@TimeTravelingAltair13378 жыл бұрын
    • +AlphaBagel consequencessssss

      @kradmedia@kradmedia8 жыл бұрын
    • Lol best moment 2:32 - 2:35

      @Shoryu@Shoryu8 жыл бұрын
    • true

      @alyssarodriguez2535@alyssarodriguez25358 жыл бұрын
    • That's why he's so funny😂

      @tonygupton6614@tonygupton66148 жыл бұрын
  • I ordered a cup of water at McDonalds...went to the machine and put a little of lemonade...then Key and Peele ended their show. Consequences!

    @alfonsonation@alfonsonation8 жыл бұрын
    • damn. that's fucked up. hope u learned ur lesson

      @tiffanywoods9282@tiffanywoods92828 жыл бұрын
    • lol

      @Moonieg870@Moonieg8708 жыл бұрын
    • +Alfonso Peterman You've ruined the lives of all

      @MegaTonytheboss@MegaTonytheboss8 жыл бұрын
    • Im sadened by your actions home boy and then, one day, i got trampled by a herd of buffalo

      @Joe-uv7se@Joe-uv7se7 жыл бұрын
    • I disliked a Key and Peele video. The next day, Trump got elected. CONSEQUENCES!

      @e0o9kii@e0o9kii6 жыл бұрын
  • This is really a modern day folk tale. Remember kids if you partake in sin and misbehaviour then outlandish and impossible consequences entirely unrelated to the behaviour will happen to you.

    @robinsonner5461@robinsonner54612 жыл бұрын
    • I wish this was 100% true then we wouldn’t have so many spawns of evil

      @ita9550@ita95502 жыл бұрын
  • "More than cigarette smokers, homes". I love this phrase more specifically the way he addressed the students.

    @kenobi-hi7qz@kenobi-hi7qz3 жыл бұрын
  • “Everything you heard today is a lie” “I don’t lie anymore” 😂😂😂

    @Justbringit666@Justbringit6666 жыл бұрын
    • r Reddy I just realized why he said that...cuz whatever lie he says or thinks of becomes true.

      @ShomeAvi@ShomeAvi5 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂 2:36

      @enzop2835@enzop2835 Жыл бұрын
  • Keegan can do literally any ethnicity

    @aSliceOfChoccyMilk@aSliceOfChoccyMilk5 жыл бұрын
    • @ÁUß Code yes

      @jellyfishbrained@jellyfishbrained5 жыл бұрын
    • @ÁUß Code no clue I just think he can pull it off

      @jellyfishbrained@jellyfishbrained5 жыл бұрын
    • Asian they cant

      @CoffeeMadeMeSay@CoffeeMadeMeSay5 жыл бұрын
    • @@CoffeeMadeMeSay watch the al-qaeda meeting, and kareem jahaar.

      @darulkhair701@darulkhair7015 жыл бұрын
    • he just playing black

      @africanlogic757@africanlogic7574 жыл бұрын
  • “I don’t lie anymore” 😂😂😂

    @montanarena796@montanarena7964 жыл бұрын
  • “You think I’m learning, but no” This is my life quote.

    @doublev1454@doublev1454 Жыл бұрын
  • “It gave me 88 concussions.....one for each key!” *XD*

    @Jennaslense_@Jennaslense_5 жыл бұрын
    • Damn hilarious and horrible LOL

      @Aboriginal_American_Hebrew@Aboriginal_American_Hebrew5 жыл бұрын
    • Damm you're cute

      @saulval5681@saulval56815 жыл бұрын
    • Saul Val She underage boy

      @isamic8068@isamic80685 жыл бұрын
    • Keegan Michael-Concussion

      @aronquemarr7434@aronquemarr74345 жыл бұрын
    • Can someone explain

      @R1v3rrr33@R1v3rrr335 жыл бұрын
  • love that random ass back to the future reference

    @theauditor5275@theauditor52757 жыл бұрын
    • GO JOHNNY GO, GO JOHNNY GO GO GO!!!!!!

      @MachineGunMouth@MachineGunMouth7 жыл бұрын
    • The Auditor same

      @Redgamig@Redgamig7 жыл бұрын
    • I really had to scroll this far for this comment?

      @nikkoXmercado@nikkoXmercado6 жыл бұрын
    • Also reign of fire I believe????

      @xanderzmartini@xanderzmartini6 жыл бұрын
  • “I apologise Teresa” these guys accents are so on point 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

    @rosieposie2331@rosieposie23314 жыл бұрын
  • The "quick walk down the stairs" motion he does when he says what happend after is just legendsry

    @victordodai6311@victordodai63112 жыл бұрын
    • Super legendsry indeed

      @bryandiaz8042@bryandiaz80422 жыл бұрын
    • @@bryandiaz8042 insane legendsry

      @victordodai6311@victordodai63112 жыл бұрын
  • “They were hanging on the streets” Then starts dancing

    @naam7018@naam70185 жыл бұрын
    • Oh yeah yeah

      @primeoggaming876@primeoggaming8765 жыл бұрын
    • Consequences

      @robertoconnor1820@robertoconnor18205 жыл бұрын
    • Name HD I lost it there too!

      @stevensoto9375@stevensoto93754 жыл бұрын
    • Then bollywood happen. Consequences.

      @heumang@heumang4 жыл бұрын
    • So good 😂😂😂

      @YourPalHDee@YourPalHDee4 жыл бұрын
  • A lot of people here didn't get the joke, the plot twist was that he wasn't actually lying, he was a hallucinating crackhead gangster. They were all half-truths and half-hallucinations. Consequences...... was prolly watching "back to the future" while doing crack, so he pieced that to his life.

    @dingliedangliedoodle9261@dingliedangliedoodle92619 жыл бұрын
    • Dinglie Danglie Doodle I actually think that after he did something bad he shot up afterwards and actually saw those things :)). Makes sense.

      @cellshaded@cellshaded9 жыл бұрын
    • Dinglie Danglie Doodle howd he get aids if it was a "hallucinations" the doctor couldnt say he had aids cause as you quote, it was just a mere hallucination so there fore it wasnt a hallucination and it was real all the time

      @Kerbapki@Kerbapki9 жыл бұрын
    • RobloxFelixSnowFlake Magical Loser Why would you chalk "getting AIDS" under hallucinations? That's one of the most believable part in a crackhead's life, compared to falling pianos and buffalo tramplings. Even if I were to say that him getting AIDS was a hallucination..........what doctor?!?!?! How did you reasoned that?

      @dingliedangliedoodle9261@dingliedangliedoodle92619 жыл бұрын
    • how do you know you get aids with out a doctor checking you?

      @Kerbapki@Kerbapki9 жыл бұрын
    • RobloxFelixSnowFlake Magical Loser All we have here is a crackhead and his words. So what doctor are you referring to?

      @dingliedangliedoodle9261@dingliedangliedoodle92619 жыл бұрын
  • "I got shot out of a catapult... into the mouth of a dragon"💀💀💀

    @muzikhonakhanyile5486@muzikhonakhanyile5486 Жыл бұрын
    • That’s it everybody go home

      @taimak123@taimak1237 ай бұрын
  • That back to the future part is comedy gold 😂😂

    @romelljeremiah@romelljeremiah6 ай бұрын
  • He sees all these things AFTER he smokes crack so technically he's not lying.

    @kxmode@kxmode5 жыл бұрын
    • @Badr eddin Thank you for explaining it to me. Clearly your work is done here.

      @kxmode@kxmode4 жыл бұрын
    • Dude, you should apply to the Nasa or something

      @prenomnom7197@prenomnom71974 жыл бұрын
    • @@prenomnom7197 he wouldn't wanna take ur spot since ur clearly very perceptive

      @sstanford1331@sstanford13314 жыл бұрын
    • But then again, maybe those stuff were consequences for using drugs? Real and not just the side effects lol jk

      @UGOkilleth@UGOkilleth4 жыл бұрын
    • no, these things actually happen, thats why he got hit after smoking.

      @nasekiller@nasekiller4 жыл бұрын
  • Would have been funny if the kids actually agreed/nod/cry during his randomness and all stood up to clap/cheer at the end while the principal scratches his head wondering how that actually got through to them.

    @naromngin@naromngin9 жыл бұрын
    • if you make fun of me I will unsubscribe your box is stupid

      @nickbraido3960@nickbraido39609 жыл бұрын
    • Cliche!!

      @enjoytheworld1988@enjoytheworld19889 жыл бұрын
    • Nick Braido *your lol i've never seen someone make the opposite mistake of the english "yours"

      @DKsaNn7@DKsaNn79 жыл бұрын
    • No, not really! That's stupid!

      @vuemeister1@vuemeister19 жыл бұрын
    • That's what everyone expects. Wouldn't have been funny. This was funnier.

      @xocpm2@xocpm29 жыл бұрын
  • "I tried to shoot John Wick in the head after a duel, but he hadn't fired his bullet yet. Consequences."

    @JacF6734@JacF6734 Жыл бұрын
  • I’ve never taken the word “Consequences” this seriously before!

    @radhikavij5921@radhikavij59214 жыл бұрын
  • I did a Drive-by at my daughter's own Quinceañera! *Everyone turns back*

    @benport466@benport4668 жыл бұрын
    • That's some serious shit bro lol

      @brandongonzales2588@brandongonzales25888 жыл бұрын
    • +Ben Port CON-SE-QUENCES!!

      @unclebrownfingers6738@unclebrownfingers67388 жыл бұрын
    • +Ben Port Then I got sucked into a wormhole.

      @SpoonDude@SpoonDude8 жыл бұрын
    • sorry but what does that mean

      @tentailmadara2500@tentailmadara25008 жыл бұрын
    • ten tail madara A Quinceañera is when a female turns 15 and a celebration is had. Hence the term Quince in the front part.

      @benport466@benport4668 жыл бұрын
  • "I tried to introduce my parents to each other! Almost failed, arm was disappearing."

    @jupiterscrybabyy@jupiterscrybabyy7 жыл бұрын
    • That's from the movie Back to the Future

      @swiff1174@swiff11747 жыл бұрын
    • wishuwazmeh121 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

      @brandonknable7890@brandonknable78906 жыл бұрын
    • 😂 😂 😆

      @jmike1197@jmike11976 жыл бұрын
    • Deon Roy. Damn! Thanks for letting us know. Fuck sake.

      @langers9988@langers99886 жыл бұрын
    • wishuwazmeh121 CONSEQUENSES

      @giorgiustiashvili4238@giorgiustiashvili42386 жыл бұрын
  • "I used to be just like you." *dramatic music starts*

    @dc37wwe2kmods@dc37wwe2kmods2 жыл бұрын
    • Put milk on my head, just like you Rodriguez 😂

      @mattryan8834@mattryan88342 жыл бұрын
  • Just watched John Wick 4 and Wick’s “consequences” line made me think of this sketch. 😂

    @noho_hank7627@noho_hank7627 Жыл бұрын
    • Came here directly from that line in JW4

      @kendellstewart2090@kendellstewart209011 ай бұрын
    • From the moment they killed his dog and stole his car ......Consequences!!!

      @kendellstewart2090@kendellstewart209011 ай бұрын
  • I’m laughing too hard and now my head hurts...consequences

    @madgemackles4337@madgemackles43375 жыл бұрын
    • Candice Walker 😂😂😂

      @cynthiaisako@cynthiaisako4 жыл бұрын
    • Same!! But I got sucked into a wormhole

      @alixxander82@alixxander824 жыл бұрын
    • *CONSEQUENCES*

      @julianvenegas642@julianvenegas6424 жыл бұрын
    • Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaauahaahhahahahahah

      @abdulrahman_1989@abdulrahman_19894 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣😭😭

      @Papertrials@Papertrials4 жыл бұрын
  • I confessed to my crush Then I got friendzoned *Consequences*

    @nabskiee2578@nabskiee25785 жыл бұрын
    • Itsyaboi Thanos relatable lmfaoo

      @DzDope@DzDope5 жыл бұрын
    • Death Friendzoned Thanos again? Damn, now I know why he was pissed off in Endgame!

      @HarleyQuinn-ef4lk@HarleyQuinn-ef4lk5 жыл бұрын
    • This is one of the best ones lmfao

      @Manbeast222@Manbeast2225 жыл бұрын
    • Itsyaboi Thanos Haaa!!!!!!

      @erikaarnold4780@erikaarnold47805 жыл бұрын
    • Haha !!!

      @bigtex1238@bigtex12385 жыл бұрын
  • 1:26 THIS LINE DELIVERY IS PRICELESS

    @reubenfuchs2747@reubenfuchs27473 жыл бұрын
  • "Where is my crack, where's my crack" 💀💀💀 "Consequences"

    @sweetdoll4557@sweetdoll45574 жыл бұрын
    • Sweet Doll that part cracked me up

      @alfredoorozco1706@alfredoorozco17064 жыл бұрын
    • @@alfredoorozco1706 was that a pun?

      @alwaystired2452@alwaystired24522 жыл бұрын
  • "gave me 88 concussions, one for each key" 😂

    @unmasked-tv6764@unmasked-tv67647 жыл бұрын
    • XD THAT WAS THE BEST ONE!

      @Mrthenarutotran33@Mrthenarutotran336 жыл бұрын
    • LMAO I JUST GOT THAT JOKE

      @user-ri3up7ru4g@user-ri3up7ru4g6 жыл бұрын
    • The keys of the piano xD

      @user-ri3up7ru4g@user-ri3up7ru4g6 жыл бұрын
    • I LOST IT

      @ANGELILYworks@ANGELILYworks6 жыл бұрын
    • UnMasked-TV I cried when he said!😭

      @msskm9983@msskm99836 жыл бұрын
  • I love coming back to K&Ps sketches whenever I'm feeling down, they always cheer me right up. Thank you guys, for more than you realise

    @neanda@neanda Жыл бұрын
  • As a high school student I wish we would have an assembly exactly like this👍😂

    @kieransadauski6417@kieransadauski64176 ай бұрын
  • Gave me 88 concussions , one for each key . 🎹

    @johnthedon7883@johnthedon78838 жыл бұрын
    • John Sauce Consequences.

      @incogn3gr0@incogn3gr06 жыл бұрын
  • I love his body movements 😂

    @shamsulhaque2034@shamsulhaque20344 жыл бұрын
    • The way he moved when he said "I use to be just like you" fuck I couldnt stop laughing

      @myuhdidas@myuhdidas4 жыл бұрын
    • Bruh yea and the way he subtlety tells “i got hit with aids

      @shamsulhaque2034@shamsulhaque20344 жыл бұрын
    • Rrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhiiiittt

      @dariusharris5132@dariusharris51324 жыл бұрын
    • For real!!!

      @mrman9151@mrman91514 жыл бұрын
    • Yeeeeah

      @reiackerman1849@reiackerman18494 жыл бұрын
  • This is absolutely their best sketch ever!

    @christopherwatkins150@christopherwatkins150 Жыл бұрын
    • I also think this is just top notch funny, but I laughed much harder at their sketch when they were counting money during that Mexican drug trade

      @CrownVic977@CrownVic977 Жыл бұрын
  • "The faster we get away from him, the better" 😭😭😭🙏🙏

    @Exler_Ko@Exler_Ko6 ай бұрын
  • "Gave me 88 concussions....one for each keee!"

    @MikeLocke@MikeLocke9 жыл бұрын
    • And Peele.

      @karda009@karda0098 жыл бұрын
    • ***** "one for each KEY." Pianos have 88 keys.

      @blender7@blender78 жыл бұрын
    • blender7 really?

      @MikeLocke@MikeLocke8 жыл бұрын
    • ***** yes.

      @joshitheyoshi2533@joshitheyoshi25338 жыл бұрын
    • ***** I hope your comment gets 88 likes....... One for each Key...........(& Peele)

      @ShynAwkward@ShynAwkward8 жыл бұрын
  • 1:56 the way he moves while he says "I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" 😂

    @boyfromzambia@boyfromzambia5 жыл бұрын
    • Timing

      @JangoAway@JangoAway5 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah haha

      @ryadh456@ryadh4565 жыл бұрын
    • That's what made it so funny. Rofl

      @ZackAttack5858@ZackAttack58584 жыл бұрын
    • He moves like that everytime he say something insane...

      @martinhess7334@martinhess73344 жыл бұрын
    • It's like a visual of ice in fish's singing voice

      @sstanford1331@sstanford13314 жыл бұрын
  • I got Aids "Wow that escalated quickly"

    @abdullahzahari5521@abdullahzahari55214 жыл бұрын
  • It's the "what" that gets me 😂

    @Hidden_Sight@Hidden_Sight2 жыл бұрын
  • The principal hired a crack head: sǝɔuǝnbǝsuoƆ

    @BlazyBluntz@BlazyBluntz4 жыл бұрын
    • how you do that?

      @yourdailygrapes7451@yourdailygrapes74514 жыл бұрын
    • A piano fell on my head, the concussions gave me supernatural abilities homes. 𝐬ǝɔ𝐮ǝ𝐧𝐛ǝ𝐬𝐮𝐨Ɔ

      @BlazyBluntz@BlazyBluntz4 жыл бұрын
    • cathalgordon PLEASE SHOW US THE WAY

      @handsomest1@handsomest14 жыл бұрын
    • Handsome With The Handgun Your time will come soon young Jedi

      @BlazyBluntz@BlazyBluntz4 жыл бұрын
    • This is just fucking SCHWAS

      @h.a.b.arguille1896@h.a.b.arguille18964 жыл бұрын
  • "88 concussions 1 for each key" I'm dead😂😂

    @mgtow4l278@mgtow4l2786 жыл бұрын
    • MGTOW4L cryinnnnnn😂😭😭😭😂😂

      @NiecezZASMR@NiecezZASMR5 жыл бұрын
    • MGTOW4L Now i how many keys are in a piano

      @hectorarredondo6929@hectorarredondo69295 жыл бұрын
    • Seth Meyer

      @chas386@chas3865 жыл бұрын
  • "Donnie uh I think we've had enou..." "I'M NOT DONE WITH MY STORY!!!"

    @chocboiwonda6810@chocboiwonda68103 жыл бұрын
  • "I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" WHAT? 😂😂💀!

    @blahblah7963@blahblah79635 жыл бұрын
    • *_Con se quen CES_*

      @swizzy6010@swizzy60105 жыл бұрын
    • CONSEQUENCES!

      @sidwellsekhantsa@sidwellsekhantsa5 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂

      @fzfzman553@fzfzman5535 жыл бұрын
    • He should have Mu fasa

      @muhammadumerjunaidclass2014@muhammadumerjunaidclass20145 жыл бұрын
    • Me too😂☠

      @greenjosh75@greenjosh755 жыл бұрын
  • then i got sucked into a wormhole...😂😂😂

    @Khalid-ik5od@Khalid-ik5od5 жыл бұрын
    • *conSEQUENCES*

      @jaytoonz5736@jaytoonz57365 жыл бұрын
    • @@jaytoonz5736 OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

      @iplyrunescape305@iplyrunescape3055 жыл бұрын
    • @@iplyrunescape305 lol 😂

      @jaytoonz5736@jaytoonz57365 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣

      @khalidroushan559@khalidroushan5595 жыл бұрын
    • The best.

      @adityafundekar6472@adityafundekar64725 жыл бұрын
  • This will NEVER get old🤣🤣🤣

    @fikiswandima8888@fikiswandima88886 ай бұрын
    • Never.. consequences!!😂

      @chytown74@chytown742 ай бұрын
  • “Then I got hit with aids” Principal: 😳

    @Nadirandpanacea@Nadirandpanacea9 ай бұрын
  • Key's reaction when Peele says "I got hit with aids," is my favorite thing ever.

    @AthenaPMiller@AthenaPMiller7 жыл бұрын
    • .

      @cocainecowboy1717@cocainecowboy17177 жыл бұрын
    • Um... No, no, it was AIDS. Turn on subtitles if you don't believe me.

      @connorduquette1432@connorduquette14327 жыл бұрын
    • +Connor Duquette your comment made no sense

      @jakeburris1320@jakeburris13207 жыл бұрын
    • Jake Burris Someone who has since deleted their comment thought the line "And then... I got hit with EGGS!" That was my reply. I should probably delete it too.

      @connorduquette1432@connorduquette14327 жыл бұрын
    • Key is a fuckin great actor!!

      @TimothyNyota@TimothyNyota7 жыл бұрын
  • “I feel like he missed a step there” 😂😂😂

    @TheLofditty@TheLofditty6 жыл бұрын
    • Just a few

      @buzzinboi3770@buzzinboi37705 жыл бұрын
    • Honestly didn't get that part

      @noonecares4440@noonecares44405 жыл бұрын
    • Spongebob SquarePants like there has to be more to the story than he stole some money and then a piano fell on him

      @neontime8507@neontime85075 жыл бұрын
    • Buzzin Boi bro I read your comment as “fist a Jew”😂😂

      @tuckerbrunson4110@tuckerbrunson41105 жыл бұрын
    • sponge: Because the event was not a logical consequence of the actions he described.

      @milascave2@milascave25 жыл бұрын
  • "Put milk on my head, just like you Rodriguez. " 🤣😂

    @williaml.g.stephens4961@williaml.g.stephens49612 жыл бұрын
  • I threw a bagel at a guy and he ended the multiverse *CONSEQUENCES*

    @Ajxle@Ajxle11 ай бұрын
  • "NOT DONE WITH MY STOR'EEE..."

    @MikeLocke@MikeLocke8 жыл бұрын
    • Mike Locke 😂😂😂

      @arrvionbryant3078@arrvionbryant30786 жыл бұрын
    • Mike Locke the

      @anthonyportuallo8197@anthonyportuallo81976 жыл бұрын
    • Mike Locke 😅😅😅😅

      @truestdude@truestdude5 жыл бұрын
    • HOMEBOIIIIIIIIIII

      @milksalmon@milksalmon5 жыл бұрын
    • Why is every top comment for key and peele always a dam quote?

      @CarlosSanchez-en6mr@CarlosSanchez-en6mr5 жыл бұрын
  • Key's acting in this as the principle is so good. His reactions are on point.

    @MikeLocke@MikeLocke8 жыл бұрын
    • EXACTLY... Nodding in understanding when he said making fun of the principal. classic acting brother 😇😇❤️❤️

      @aryanraj627@aryanraj6275 жыл бұрын
    • Principal*

      @ironduke6432@ironduke64325 жыл бұрын
  • this is one of the best skits ever made, i watched it over 20 times already, and i just found out about it 2 weeks ago.

    @eyalmolchansky@eyalmolchansky3 жыл бұрын
  • They played this skit at the church I went to 🔥

    @Seasaltdino@Seasaltdino7 ай бұрын
  • "You think I'm LEARNING, but no, see I'm just like you, got back out there, started making some real crimes homeBOI!!!" I CAN'T BREATHE!!! 😂😂😂

    @rheaellis1602@rheaellis16027 жыл бұрын
    • you need an inhaler?

      @MachineGunMouth@MachineGunMouth7 жыл бұрын
    • Rhea Ellis how about mouth to mouth?

      @shreyasghosalkar7602@shreyasghosalkar76027 жыл бұрын
    • Rhea Ellis started making some real crimes im so done 😂

      @arsenalmanz@arsenalmanz7 жыл бұрын
  • *strange eye contact and movements* "I used to be just like you" *tragic chord struck*

    @dashiellgregory@dashiellgregory5 жыл бұрын
    • I feel like not enough people understand why it's so funny when they do shit like this

      @Thatwhiteblackkid@Thatwhiteblackkid4 жыл бұрын
    • Dashiell Gregory 😂😂😂

      @gabrieljohnson7417@gabrieljohnson74174 жыл бұрын
  • I was thinking about this clip while watching the ending scene of John wick 4

    @homermago100@homermago100 Жыл бұрын
    • Seen this comment a few times, can you elaborate?

      @fantasypolice@fantasypolice3 ай бұрын
  • Im really tickled how the piano starts and everybody turns around like ok is he going to start telling the truth lol

    @andromedaiscoming185@andromedaiscoming18510 ай бұрын
  • I talked to a girl once. CONSEQUENCES!!😂😂

    @shawndeninger4901@shawndeninger49016 жыл бұрын
    • One With The Brick Films lmfaoooo

      @E3litecompany@E3litecompany5 жыл бұрын
    • Haha aids!

      @krevin543@krevin5435 жыл бұрын
    • She was 12?

      @donnellcoleman7784@donnellcoleman77845 жыл бұрын
    • @@donnellcoleman7784 she was still in 4th grade

      @cornelus1595@cornelus15955 жыл бұрын
    • Lmfao

      @christianythomas9379@christianythomas93795 жыл бұрын
  • I asked a girl out once. Then I got teleported to the moon! CONSEQUENCES!

    @justanormalcat1839@justanormalcat18395 жыл бұрын
    • tbh that sounds pretty fucking dope like the universe was rewarding you for your confidence

      @speedbird1598@speedbird15985 жыл бұрын
    • I tried to ask a little boy about one of my Co workers... And then I got hit by the third bomb. *CONSEQUENCES*

      @sketchydude8431@sketchydude84315 жыл бұрын
    • That's all I have to do? Bring the consequences.

      @bruhman3825@bruhman38255 жыл бұрын
    • Luther hargreeves 😂 Btw is you profile picture a fusion btw freiza and jiren

      @JorgePerez-rw8rx@JorgePerez-rw8rx5 жыл бұрын
    • Jorge perez it is killer queen from jojos bizarre adventure

      @orestpaja2531@orestpaja25315 жыл бұрын
  • “ I feel like he missed a step there.” 😂😂😂😂😂

    @disposablehuman1776@disposablehuman17766 ай бұрын
  • Even the way the principal said "Herrera" was so funny to me

    @saewonyi@saewonyi7 ай бұрын
  • YAAAAA! YAAAAA! then I got sucked into a wormhole consequences...

    @JjM91084@JjM910848 жыл бұрын
    • the way he said "consequences"at that part, was that a question?

      @senordickhead100@senordickhead1007 жыл бұрын
    • +levin villena Idk I thought he was singin

      @rheaellis1602@rheaellis16027 жыл бұрын
    • +levin villena Idk I thought he was singin

      @rheaellis1602@rheaellis16027 жыл бұрын
    • I was the 1000th like 😁

      @abrahamhoskinsx4698@abrahamhoskinsx46986 жыл бұрын
  • “I’m not done wit my STOREEEY” 😭😭

    @bigboaayyquan9368@bigboaayyquan93684 жыл бұрын
    • ok parrot

      @quantum-t@quantum-t2 жыл бұрын
  • "Started making some REAL criiiimes home boi" has gotta be my go to line for gta.

    @osric729@osric72919 күн бұрын
  • Nobody gonna mention when he talked about going back to the past setting up his parents, losing his arm, etc., he was saying the plot of the movie Back to the Future?

    @EmpressGoldilocked@EmpressGoldilocked2 жыл бұрын
  • No one is questioning why there desks instead of just chairs in the stage audience area

    @fabgirl09@fabgirl094 жыл бұрын
    • To take notes

      @David-mj9cz@David-mj9cz4 жыл бұрын
    • Hella true hahaha.

      @fmlAllthetime@fmlAllthetime4 жыл бұрын
    • Consequences kzhead.info/sun/m8h7mtCkbWSOe6s/bejne.html

      @tiattahiscupcakecandykatan2453@tiattahiscupcakecandykatan24534 жыл бұрын
    • Exams or notes

      @hamchurger4566@hamchurger45664 жыл бұрын
    • Music room! Hooooomeboooooie! You haven't been in a highschool before, clearly.😕

      @pokellaa@pokellaa4 жыл бұрын
  • "I feel like he missed a step there......"

    @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN@DemocratsareagentsofSATAN5 жыл бұрын
    • I feel the same way

      @JB-zd8gv@JB-zd8gv5 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @wendalljohnson@wendalljohnson5 жыл бұрын
    • The delivery of that line was gold.

      @nonamer29@nonamer295 жыл бұрын
  • Bro done a drive-by at his own daughter's quinciniera, cold as ICE.

    @redherronrecords@redherronrecords Жыл бұрын
  • I get the feeling that they didn’t exactly know what they were doing, what they were going for or how to wrap up this sketch. But it turned out to be comedy gold! Gets funnier every time I see it and I find myself saying “con-se-quences” often 😂

    @kels.808@kels.8082 жыл бұрын
  • Were they trying to be Hispanic? because they were spot on with the accent.

    @refractures@refractures8 жыл бұрын
    • Nah man. He's a black dude named Donny Herrera.

      @dawitgugsa@dawitgugsa7 жыл бұрын
    • How many black dudes you know that throw quinceaneras?

      @dawitgugsa@dawitgugsa7 жыл бұрын
    • Why ask if the accent was spot on? Nah, he was using that accent, but he was supposed to be a Briton.

      @Actheman1978@Actheman19787 жыл бұрын
    • No, they were trying to be Chinese. What the fuck did you think, dumbass? What do you think they said or did that DIDN'T make that obvious?

      @AdiViv95@AdiViv957 жыл бұрын
    • +Adi Obviously I realize that you shit head. I was joking. Late? Dumbass? Hold this L

      @refractures@refractures7 жыл бұрын
  • When your grandparents are telling you stories about when they were younger and they lose the whole point of the conversation.

    @nenes_universe9341@nenes_universe93416 жыл бұрын
    • What are you smoking? Man was on point the entire time. Consequences!

      @flewkisdead@flewkisdead5 жыл бұрын
    • Hisoka his name right

      @danierupieru5640@danierupieru56405 жыл бұрын
    • When we gonna know about ya story

      @mhj626@mhj6265 жыл бұрын
    • relateble

      @emilyreid1479@emilyreid14795 жыл бұрын
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