Trump’s Stormy Day in Court, MAGA Nuts Furious About Barron’s Graduation & Seven Jurors Chosen
It was another Stormy day in court for Donald Trump, prosecutors kicked off day two filing documents saying that he violated his gag order, his legal advisor Alina Habba compared him to Nelson Mandela, Trump’s supporters don’t care that he’s a lying, cheating, scumbag, Jury selection continued today and seven people have now been chosen, Donny gets all the support he needs from an aide named Natalie Harp, the MAGA-sphere is furious at the idea that Trump might not get to go to Barron’s high school graduation, the Trump Media & Technology stock took a big dip, they lit the Olympic flame in Greece ahead of the Summer games in Paris, and Jimmy gets a visit from the ghost of Justice William T. Howell (Nick Offerman) who wrote the legal code for Arizona in 1864 and effectively banned nearly all abortions in the state.
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Sadly, the rest of the world views the US as a complete joke at the moment... jail Trump... and claw back some dignity! Jail The Nod Father!!😂
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Ooh..."nod father" .... I love that!!!
No, they used to view us as a joke. Now they know what all Americans who aren't brainwashed know. It's not funny anymore, it's downright terrifying.
No, most well informed Australians understand there's a minority in a cult and that ill-gained power and entrenched, vast corruption took over the USA when this beast came to power, almost certainly with Russia's help. Keep up the good fight !
@Sheila-su5he You mean Dodo's 78 year old BS, he's full of it
Pfftt...someone wake Fox news to the fact that Trump has NEVER attended ANY of his kids graduations. Hello?! NONE! What total b.s.
Lol! The truth hurt!
But Baron is special to him
@@californiadreaming567 he doesn't dislike him as much as the rest but he wouldn't miss a KfC meal + Coke to attend his graduation either. It's a sociopath
wake up Fox news? Not a chance. They cater 90% to the Trump looney tunes cult. The 10% is to avoid lawsuits for outright lies.
@@californiadreaming567 Sarcasm?
Jimmy Kimmel, you need to give all your writers a gigantic raise.
I don't know how that works, but,Yes!
@QUICKBOOKS1 Which part are you having problems with?
Trump was busy during Barron’s birth because of stormy. Now he is busy during Barron’s graduation …because of stormy! Oh the irony
This is how karma works and life plays out. All an honest hobo has to worry about is today.
@Erin56 ...😉🩵
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But Stormy said that the affair never happened, so there's that.
It's glorious!
WTF is he PERMITTED to use the hallways of the COURTHOUSE to spew his lies about what is actually going on INSIDE the COURTROOM???? Who is ALLOWING this???
We know what's going on in the courtroom through the journalists reports.
I reckon someone should be sent along to play the violin as soon as he starts his woe-as-me diatribe prior to entering the courtroom. It would be hilarious.
@@BRUCE_the_MOOSE_ you're right - that would be hysterical 🙂
Someone should be allowed to carry a sign saying " Cry me a river sleepy Don. "
Someone should be allowed to carry a sign saying " Cry me a river sleepy Don. "
I’m okay with Sleepy Stinky Don being in prison for 27 years like Nelson Mandela.
Trump compares himself to Mandela. Mandela spent many years in prison. Trump is going to many years in prison. I guess there are some parallels.
78-105 Sounds good to me too
Mandela should sue him for defamation.
@@neftalifigueroa3739 You mean his kids should right? Because he's been dead for over a decade now. I bet he's rolling over in his grave.
Those two names don't belong in one sentence.
My Granddaughter didn’t get to have her graduation thanks to that jerk If he had only taken his job seriously What a fool he really is
A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT...!!!!!!!
said a person who can fully give allowance to venezuelans
Though Trump did not attend the graduation ceremonies of any of his other children, he expects us to believe that he is upset because he may not be able to attend Barron’s graduation ceremony. Really?
He just says whatever is convenient at the moment, and his followers eat it up. Happily, more and more people are moving on from hIs BS.
He’s a good man caress about family he has to be there at graduation??
Well he did attend a fallen cops funeral while Biden, Obama and Bill Clinton partied it up. 🤷
@@mikewillett5076 For a photo op. He never attended any fallen cops funeral before. Biden wouldn't be there as it is policy for a sitting president not to attend. The security detail would have disrupted the funeral for family and friends. The funeral is for them not so some politician can postulate that they are aggrieved. Maybe if Trump went and stayed away from the cameras could we think he was there for the fallen police officer.
@@Jb-mi2rm he cheated on his first wife with his second wife, cheated on his second wife with his third wife, cheated on his third wife with an adult film star, has been adjudicated to be liable for sexual assault, walked in on juvenile girls dressing for a teenage beauty pageant, was adjudicated guilty of business fraud in evaluating property low for taxes and high for better loan rates and somehow “he’s a good man”? He is good at playing the victim and he is amazingly good at conning people.
BTW, Nelson Mandella was in jail for like 27 years so if that's Trump "being like", then I'm all for that.
Me too!
Same for him being like Jesus. 😅
Nelson Mandela was a decent human being, so no, not going to work.
100%.
@@hanne5678Mandela was a young man when he went in; Trump would never walk out.
? How many indicted people get a pass to go to a childs graduation? How many are let out of prison/jail to attend their childs graduation?? Hmmmmm🤔
Or funerals?
“Fake snooze”, “mood caddy” - perfect, Jimmy; keep up the great work mocking the Orange Psychopath!
Not only can you be indicted for it, Michael Cohen actually did time in prison for it…now it’s your turn Sleepy Don. 😂😂
If Michael Cohen did time for executing Don's orders, Don should do at least 5 times that amount of time for giving that order.
@@bloodymarvelous4790 YES!
The narcissist uses his own son to triangulate him against the judge and court system. Doesn't give a damn about his sons graduation.
I bet his son is relieved that he won’t be there. He knew that his dad wouldn’t be there. He’s never been there for him.
I'm surprised he knew there was a graduation coming up. I suppose one of his lawyers told him about it.
Barron's net worth isn't high enough to interest X45...
His sons are treasures of USA. Future POTUSes. The greatest dynasty to keep America great
@@caronstout354 Barron is not a girl (as far as we know) so, he is not interested.
"He will be Nelson Mandela" - Just spurted my tea all over my laptop!
Trump has compared himself to Nelson Mandela twice lately that I know of but he once referred to our country as a S**hole country. He doesn't know who Nelson Mandela was. He can hardly open his mouth without disrespecting someone. We love our country because it is our country, not because it is greater than any other.
And spend 27 years in prison? I have no objection.
Long live Jimmy! The way he stays on Trumps, I love it!!! 😂
Right? Jimmy is living rent free in trump's head and I'm THERE for it.
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Wouldn't Barron be embarrassed to have him there...coming from a trial regarding daddie's payment to a porn star??? Anyone else on the planet would be way to humiliated to even go.
Sadly, he didn't seem at all put off by trump in a recent video I saw of them chatting together.
It's Melania who wouldn't want him to attend Barron's graduation.
It's Melania who really doesn't want trump to attend Barron's graduation. Hasn't he humiliated her enough?
Excellent point.
@@CabinFever52 I mean, there's only a few years left in the old guy, just got to grin and bear it till you get your slice of the inheritance.
Barron is no doubt relieved his embarrassing orange father won't be there grabbing headlines.
Or someone's mother
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Barron responding to a reporters question. How do you feel about your father attending your graduation? Barron; My father? 😂😂😂😂I don't know him. I never met him. 😂😂😂😂
Big man, orange man, tears streaming down his face, he said to me "Sir, Baron, sir. I will be at the NRA convention so I can't come to your graduation . . ."
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I'm from Pottstown. He has NEVER come to their Graduations at The Hill School. Trust me...we would have known. The WHOLE TOWN would have known. That school is right around the corner from my family's home.
Thanks for sharing
True. I lived in Downingtown at the time and never heard of his visits. I checked alumni and only Eric and Don Jr are listed. What about Ivanka and Tiffany??
No surprise
"but I love my daughter Barret, eh, Farron eh Billy eh Ballot eh Johnson the mostest, I would go to her graduation for sure!" ----- He wouldn't be able to pick him out of a lineup.
Evanka got caught selling pot at Choate School in Wallingford, Ct along with 3 other girls. The three other girls got expelled but not Evanka cause who her father was. I know first hand my cousin was a police officer that investigated it.
the Judge DID NOT say he couldn't attend! he said he would wait to rule on it, depending on his conduct and how the case progresses over the preceding days.
then he s got no chance!😂
True. Since when has the truth gotten in the way of the residents of MAGA Land?
Now I want the judge to order him to go to the graduation, and if he fails to show there, he will be held in contempt of court.
If Trump hadn't spent millions to delay this trial, it would be over with.
If Garland had a pair gump would be in prison by now but he let the better part of 2 years go by before anything was done.
If it was over with quick, people wouldn't remember as much. He wants the people to see the lengths they're going to to take him out of the election.
He doesn’t care, it’s his supporters money he spends recklessly
But then, he'd be in prison.
@@mikewillett5076 "He wants the people to see the lengths [the PAB went to lie to his sycophants about his sexual congress with a porn star while married and also to lie about his attack on congress after losing bigly in 2020 - FIFY Mike you're welcome!]..."
I prefer my presidents who are awake and alert and won’t violate a gag order
You prefer a sleepy president with dementia
On the bright side, he isn't violating the gag order while he snoozes. Although, knowing Trump, he talks in his sleep...
Jimmy.....Thank you for your service 😊😊 Delivering Humor & Sanity 😊😊
Even more brilliant! The MTG clip!!!
He does not care about Baron’s graduation. He will use the time campaigning and continue to fleece money from his followers. What a horrible piece of work!
And perchance a round of golf!
That would be great, if the judge let's him have the day to go to the son's graduation, but says, 'One stipulation: You gotta bring back pics.'
A couple of trials going on at once. Obviously they're trying to prevent him from campaigning. Interference!
Like Don the Con EVER cared about Barron before, except when it came to Barron outsizing him.
@@mikewillett5076 "Obviously" you have no clue what you are talking about 🙄
Anyone that reacted to a global pandemic the way Ttump did is clearly not germophobic.
😂 Yup! Thank you!
Remember; he got vaxed repeatedly and had his staff tested daily.
Umm when he wanted to close all boarders but the drunk wouldn’t let him.
@@Grant80borders?
@@Moluccan56 yup. Trump wanted to glued all American borders. Flights etc the drunk wouldn’t allow it.
"Ebenezer SNOOZE." That's a good one there! LOL 😂
It reminded me a lot of that time Joe Biden was checking his watch at the funeral of the service men he got blown up when surrendering in Afghanistan. He didn't was to miss nappy time.
'Sorry Donald...' That was epic.
He doesn’t give a sh*t about his son. Who are you kidding?!
And you know this how? You a friend of the family?
@@valerieavellanet5204 This family has no friends.
Trump hasn't attended ANY of his children's HS graduations. NONE.
To the surprise of absolutely no one, he actually went to Ivanka's.
TRUE‼️
Exactly... At least the ones we know of 😉😁
Bet every penny you have that Barron would prefer NOT to have trump at his graduation
@@cowzsay Nope. Did not attend Ivanka's graduation either. In 2000, Ivanka Trump graduated from Coate School in Connecticut. Donald Trump failed to attend her graduation.
Love you Jimmy! ❤❤❤
One of your best shows ever!
Lot's of criminals aren't allowed to attend their child's events -- why should donnie be treated any differently.
They can’t even attend funerals. 😢
I have since learned that Michael Cohen was incorrect that he has gone to some graduations
DJT couldn't care less about Baron's graduation. He wants to be the victim and get the attention. Big Daddy didn't attend the graduation of Ivanka, Don Jr. Eric, our Tiffany
Agreed 💯
I so wish this trial was on TV
He skipped ALL his other kids graduations, why should this one be different? Oh, yeah, he was having relations with Stormy while his youngest was gestating. He owes him one, and he always pays his debts!
Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree 1996, Donald Trump Jr. graduated Hill School. Trump didn't attend. 2000, Ivanka Trump graduated from Choate. Trump didn't attend. 2002, Eric Trump graduated Hill School. Trump didn't attend. 2012, Tiffany Trump graduated from Viewpoint School. Trump didn't attend.
Ivanka is the only one I'm surprised he did attend. Even ignoring his incestuous remarks about her, she was clearly his favorite and he was always bragging about how smart she is.
Trump’s Supporters Don’t Believe He Had An Affair, BUT MELANIA DOES 😂😂😂
The Judge should wear bronzer to mess with and freak out Trump.
Please someone do a photoshopped or artist rendering of Judge at trial in donald orange bronzer drag especially skipping the ears!
Oh thank you. I enjoyed a good belly laugh.
and a dead blonde cat on his head
Oh my ! That would be cool!
He is such a gentleman that he stepped in front of Queen Elizabeth and continued to walk in front of her!
Walks in front of the Queen after showing up late. Two things you don't do.
I despise trump as much as anyone in this world, but why is it wrong to step in front of the queen? What makes her better than anyone else? Because she was born into a particular family? Well... woop-de- doo!!
@@nedflanders1559 So...do you think he was making a bold anti-monarchist statement (after bowing and scraping for an invitation), or do you think he was clueless or too arrogant to respect the protocol of the place he was a guest at?
@nedflanders1559 it is a thing called protocol. Anyone meeting a monarch is briefed on it. It is akin to the unspoken rule that one doesn't pick one's nose at the dinner table. Hope this makes it easy for you.
Yes that was so embarrassing and disrespectful.
The judge should have replied, "if you bring the court pictures of you at your other kids graduations, I'll consider it."
Made me laugh for a secondbut then remembered we live in the age of AI.
@@mikelytou All that means is that every member of the Trump family will be depicted with differing numbers of fingers.
Ghostbuster Guillermo is the BEST😀! The school from which barron is graduating is an "alternative school", founded by a koch bro in 2011. It has no AP courses and focuses on "hands on learning".
“Fake snooze” was perfection
It is not just us. The entire planet is threatened by this poision of Agent Orange. VOTE
Vote to continue the Genocide in Gaza you mean?
Michael Cohen has stated he never attended any of his kids graduations.
And that when it was time to enroll Barron in school, Michael Cohen went with Barron and Melania to said school -- not Donald.
MICHEAL COHEN IS A KNOWN PERJURER
Are you telling us Donald hasn't been anways 100% honest with us?
MICHEAL COHEN = PERJURER
@chenzen1578 That's Right...
Time zones are amazing. Right now it's morning in Europe and Tomorrow in China and it's 1864 in America right now.
Underrated comment
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Falling asleep in court? Somebody call the pillow guy.
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Sleepy Jo Biden needs the pillow guy!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s exactly what I said! His lawyers sedated him
Naw....if he can't open his mouth he sleeps😂
He wasn't there when Baron was born, and now he wants to go to his graduation. 😂😂😂
He was with stormy when Barron was born. Now he may be prevented from going to his graduation because of Stormy. Oh the irony
@@Erin.56that’s priceless 😅. Karma
Jimmy your writers need a BIG raise. I love laughing.
agreed. Its good stuff...
I love laughing too.
One of the only things that keeps us sane during the dark trump era
PUT THE WHALE IN JAIL
AAAAAAAHHHHRRRGGG,🤣🤣🤣 I propose the chart - flip for the funniest joke ever contest. 😂
wait-- cheating while Barron was being born? And now SO concerned for his little boy!
Trump would ruin that graduation like a drunk uncle at your wedding X1000. They'd have to shut down the highways and nobody could get there.
Do you remember the "Why did you even show up? commercial back in the 80's?
He'd expect to make a Campaign speech like he did for Boy S outs if America. Disgustingly inappropriate.
Remember the wedding where he did nothing but drone on about the stolen election?
The best thing Donald could do for Barron is stay away from him forever. 😬
It’s even money wether or not he even knew his kids name
We Africans African who witnessed Nelson Mandela incarcerated for 27 years with hard labour, (by the Apartheid regime), for opposing slavery in Azania, we (Africans) feel insulted by people of "European" descent who have no modicum of integrity, truth and honesty.
Ok I'm looking at South Africa now and thinking MMM don't free Mandela.
Why are you putting quotes around European? Lol. We people of "European" descent think that people who make sweeping generalizations about an entire race are called racists.
@@russellnash4059 I'm of European descent and I actually think the OP is spot on.
Integrity, truth and honesty should never be referred to when discussing Donald Trump
I will vote for him after he does 27 years in prison when he comes out and wants to be president I will vote for Donald Trump😂😂😂
Guillermo as a Ghostbuster, using a lyric from the theme song, is absolutely priceless.
Thanks Jimmy, I need more days like this. Rolling on the floor laughing!
person, woman, man, camera, TV…prison
Only a FauxNews anchor would be able to keep a straight face after that "… LIKE NELSON MANDELA" ludricous comment
Contempt of court... Should get him jail time like any other common criminal within the justice system
Make room for Hillary
Who will tell Baron, who ever told your other 4 children you weren’t going to their graduation
MTG's face coming up without warning scared the Hell out of me. 😳😬 Btw, it scares me even with warning. 😬😳
I thought that I was the only one that feel that way...
@@arthurjones420, Nope. You're definitely not alone. 🤣
Donny and Stormy went up the hill to smoke a little leaf, Donny got high and dropped his fly and Stormy said Where's The Beef? 🍄
Beautiful. 😂😂😂
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Brilliant Jimmy Brilliant
Great job Jimmy! We love you!!!!
At Barron's graduation: "Why is everyone looking at Barron? Why aren't they looking at ME??"
It's been reported DJT is jealous of Barron because Barron is 6'7" tall. Prayers for Barron. What a nightmare for a kid.
Why is he using his son Barron as an excuse for his wrong doing. Lame excuses from a pathetic man.
$1k won’t even pay for the attorneys lunch bill!
I would have thought Barron would be delighted if his father isn’t at the graduation.
I'd be very interested to see what Trump does if he's actually allowed to go to his son's graduation. He'd probably skip it and go to a campaign rally, instead.
Or play a round of golf.
@@gary-rr7jpthats my guess to. Together with that attractive blonde.
Or try to turn the graduation INTO a campaign rally.
@@rgaritomy thought, word for word.
No doubt come up with an excuse if the judge asks for pictures
When Trump is talking about "paying his lawyer" the looks on the faces of his lawyer and everyone behind him is hysterical - even the police officer is like, "Wait, what did he just say? Did he confess on camera?"
Predictable.(2:15) Donnie verbally tied yet another noose...
Thanks for the laughs Jimmy ❤.
There was a recent event at mar-a-lardo where Ivanka was there with one of her sons - tfg totally ignored his grandson in some sort of 'receiving' line
I did see that video and that did happen. I feel so bad for the kid ☹️
@@nancyx6390 it was sad to see, but it did appear that his mom cares
I'm betting that Barron doesn't want that orange embarrassment to attend anyway.
I love how Kimmel starts right in on Trump. No hesitation. And damn Joe. 😂 He and Obama share that comedic timing.
Guillermo has what looks to be the actual equipment from the film. The dude is living his dream life.
"I didn't know"..."I make it down as a legal expense."
People are saying he attended no graduation of any of his children.
True
It's been researched by Real American, Tea Pain. Trump has attended NONE of his kids' graduations.
He couldn't even support Melania and Barron when the mom was dying! He showed up at the funeral for a photo op!
The kid's graduation isn't even on a trial day😂
@@briannunez5065 your point being?
Save Baron the embarrassment. That creep is clueless to how disliked he really is. Where's Melania 🥴
Melania is just like Donald.
I really don't care do you? Living her best NDA life. Doing it all for the prenup.
That's not what the polls say. Actually he's more popular than ever. Nice try though.
@@valerieavellanet5204He lost the election & we are about to have another because he & people like you won't take no for an answer.
@@valerieavellanet5204 Stand by your man 👍 he WILL lose again!!
Best clip of Jimmy Kimmel ever!!!!
It makes me laugh being the judge didn’t say Trump couldn’t go to Bannon’s graduation he said he would make that decision later. Plus, Trump never went to any of his other four kids graduations not one of them .
Imagine the relief felt by EVERYONE else at that graduation ceremony. 😊
Alina Habba-Dabba-Doo isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Gulliermo as a Ghostbuster would be hilarious bustin the Fusticuffs judge ghost. Ha.
He probably do not even know Barron's middle name. I am sure Barron do not want him to attend, bringing his clown show as a distraction.
Biden is murdering him with these jokes🤣🤣🤣
When Trump enters the courtroom, the judge slams down his gavel and shouts "Odour in the court!!"😂
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His Supporters Don't Care! They NEVER will care.
Imagine turning up to Barron's Graduation! What an embarrassment! Melania is probably relieved he won't be there !
I would be surprised if Trump could name Barron's high school.
Probably not !
Is it barron high school? No.
I would be surprised if you remember how many babies you aborted.
Good one!
@@nickmenza2671your mom told me she wishes she had an abortion. 😂😂😂
Donnie just isn't ballsy enough to bring his daily coke and Adderall supply into a criminal courtroom.
Barron is holding his breath hoping that Donnie won't come, so he can enjoy himself. He has only seen his dad, like , five other times in his life!
@@AntonyBay Was your Dad missing in action, too? I heard those making these comments are basing from their personal experience.
Bingo.
In his water?..He looks sedated….so he doesn’t put his foot in his big mouth
@@carlocalingasan998lost your way to your favourite rabbit hole?
Omg, I've never noticed Dump's hands until today 😂
Yeah Jimmel!
Isn’t that the same kid that when born, his dad was pumping Stormy for information?
I was at this taping today. It's cool to see Jimmy do his thing up close. My wife and I had a great time.
Lucky!
It never would have crossed his mind to go to the kid's graduation. Ask Barron if he wants his stinky dad at his graduation.
Is it just me or has Jimmy really cranked up the savagery since the Oscars? Lately his monologues are BRUTAL. Keep it coming I say.
Jimmy- I've been saying the same thing since yesterday, "DJT's lawyers must be giving him something to keep him from running his mouth in court."
why should he not run his mouth all of you run yours
Great as always !
Love you Jimmy 😂 keep sticking it to him.
according to Michael Cohen Trump has never attended any of his children's graduations