Today we watched the classic British TV show Come Dine With me!
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"What a sad little life Jane" is such a proper British bit of telly that will not be beaten
Maybe beaten by the whisk moment
@@CrunchyMotorsport omg yes that is CLASSIC
It’s iconic!!!
@@alicejackson1103 It really is
@@Chkprofilename "Finally its here yes" 🤓🤓🤓
The way James is so adamant it’s Harry Hill when it’s absolutely Dave Lamb
I’m more worried about George’s Googling skills
I came here just to comment this lmao
Well, he is a fiend after all
I knew that wasn’t harry hill
What did George Google to end up agreeing is my concern haha
The blonde girl’s dessert is SO SIMILAR to that friends episode where Rachel gets the pages for fruit trifle and shepherds pie stuck together, and puts minced beef, potatoes, carrots and peas in her trifle 🥲🤮
I was just thinking this lmaoo 'I WASNT SUPPOSED TO PUT BEEF IN THE TRIFLE' 'I WANNA GOOOOO'
and her logic was that british people make weird shit and its a british dessert LMAO
Friends more like fiends 🤮
friends is such a bad show
I just figured she saw the episode and thought it was a thing and not a wacky mixup with a cookbook
I am American. I have never been to the UK. I have only been exposed to British culture in finite portions. This was so overwhelming British my head was spinning.
What a sad little life jane
@@switchmasterstopmotions PPFFTTT
@@switchmasterstopmotions Wagwan innit fam
so thankful we revolted LMAO
@@courtney342 and Britain is aswell
Come dine with me is one of those shows you watch every now and then when you’re having your tea at an old relatives house
Lets be honest we all enjoyed this video by having this: *kzhead.info/sun/rc5td96oaZ5_ZYE/bejne.html*
@Raytheslay ikr
Bruh why this so accurate tho
Omg yes
@Raytheslay fr
Such an elite show, did a deep dive into the iconic Jane vs Peter episode and it turned out to be one of the most thrilling episodes in british tv history, can’t believe how wrong the memes made of the “you won jane” moment had us all thinking
i hope you guys all collaborate one day
Arthur whats up :) I watched your airplane series its *chefs kiss*
Didn't u steal Luton from will and James?
@@waterOW nah other way round, will saw airline freakouts on my channel and then made a video on it himself, he mentions it in one of their vids
@@waterOW haha did you not watch all of those videos??will was taking the piss that he stole the video idea from Arthur..but it was elite entertainment tbf 🤣
9:18 "Pokey is a slang term for jail. It's typically used with the article the, as in Sal got arrested and spent a night in the pokey. *Pokey can also be used to describe someone or something that moves slowly. This sense of word is intended to be negative or insulting*" basically, by her dad calling her pokey, he's calling her slow
oh my god 😭😭
I mean he’s not wrong.
I was thinking really skinny elbows. Hear me out. My dad used to tease me about that with a similar name due to the fact that I have boney elbows and, I guess, a boney butt/tail bone. Either that or she’s like…slow. Like the Pokey Little Puppy. Aw.
I was briefly in an episode of come dine with me, they filmed at the pub i worked at. The contestant was a regular there and the show totally screwed him over. He told us that he had to make up 3 menus and the producers would choose the one they wanted him to do, they chose the menu that had curry on it because the other 3 people competing hated curry, so he got low scores. He cooked his curry at the pub and it was actually really good. He definitely didnt help himself though when he turned up to one of the contestants house dressed as a school boy though…. Yeah…. There was other cringy stuff in that episode too but i block it from my mind xD
any weird things happen?
@@kaiwithlove ummm there probably was but its been years since i watched the episode. I remember the other male contestant being a model and cream dripped down his chest and the women went wild for it and the guy i spoke about had a melt down over it.
Sounds like they picked that dress code for a reason
"the producers chose the menu with curry on it because the other contestants hated curry so he would get low scores" I'll take this as a reminder that reality T.V. is hella rigged and that I should never go on a reality T.V. show....
@@TheAnimeEnchanter i remember that episode, your pub customer was completely justified. He made some really good points, those women were so full on and creepy, it was borderline r4pey
The embodiment of British culture in a show
Neh they mainly just pick terrible people
@Raytheslay ?
@Raytheslay who is memeuls
Pause at 12:52
@@SmD-ff5xdhahahahaha
How come dine with me goes. -People go round some persons home. -Search every draw and cupboard in the house. -Eat the food that is most likely a microwave meal. -Attempt small talk with the homeowner. -Leave. -Give a low score because they want to win because us brits are tight.
tight where?
@@Ganvy what?
@@Ganvy in our arse, no we stick together
Like, do you not rummage through a host's house to see what you can find in their drawers at a party? ....Is that why I'm never invited twice?
:’,D
Would be a great episode if they would get kay's cooking on come dine with me
Noooo. She'd kill all the contestants or at the very least give them food poisoning 😂😂
Kays Cooking and Atomic Shrimp in the same group of guests. A woman who cooks creatively for chaos and a man who cooks creatively due to limitations.
Gotta love how james makes up for not drinking by bullying George into drinking even more
For non-UK/Ireland viewers, this is the show that spawned the meme with the guy putting a whisk in his mouth and saying "perfect"
Irish people know what this show is bro
@@toppingpilot2097 that's why he said that
@@User50145 what?
@@toppingpilot2097 for non uk/ireland viewers
@@User50145 yea and i said irish people already know so he doesn't have to put ireland viewers
Imagine George, Alex, James, will and fraser all done a come dine with me. Recon it would be bloody funny
This NEEDS to happen
a group channel WITH the 5th member :))))
Stephen Tries done one, was great
Eboys come dine with me
I need this
20:56 George can express so many emotions through a mask and glasses it’s actually insane
“What if they’re vegetarian? Why would they ask, it’s just jelly?!” Neither Fraser nor George realized that jelly is also not vegetarian??? 🤣
It is it's not Vegan tho, vegetarians will eat cheese, Milk, or even eggs, as will as use leather and other animal byproducts just no meat processed or not
@@papasweed.dispenseria5977 i know what the difference between vegan and vegetarian is, but jelly comes from animal flesh, which vegetarians don’t eat. “Gelatin” made of the discarded skin and bones of animals. The only gelatin that doesn’t is fish gelatin (still not vegetarian but it is halal) and agar jelly.
@@scottyb8392 damn you right I guess I heard people talk about jelly(or jam) as vegetarian and thought they meant jello or gelatin
@@scottyb8392 people tend to use the "vegetarian" diet more loosely though. like, many vegeterians do eat eggs and dairy products. so it would be weird if those same people refuse gelatin because it's made from discarded skin and bone. i guess the logic is that they don't eat anything that can be classified as being of a "corpse"
@@merlith4650 yes but vegetarians have always eaten eggs and dairy. That does not require killing an animal to obtain. You’re thinking of vegans, who don’t use ANY product that comes from ANY animal - even wool and honey, products that require animals to be healthy to produce effectively. Vegetarianism is avoiding just things made of body parts.
funniest thing here was james being so adamant about the narrator being harry hill when it’s dave lamb 💀💀😭🤚
Yeh what the hell did George look up??
Doesn’t even sound remotely like Harry Hill
i came here to comment this going out of my mind, safe in the thoughts other people know horrible histories greatest voice
Two constants get the same score so theirs only one way to find out 😂 fight!
Never type again
I don't think I've ever heard such genuine concern in George's voice before when he yells FRASER? at 5:11 realising he's doing shots not sips
I'd also be just as concerned
As someone with adhd That is the most ADHD thing ever
@@ariender754what? No it isn’t, not everything has to relate to your mental illness
@@ariender754People with ADHD trying not to diagnose this poor man with their mental illness like “ONE OF US! ONE OF US!”
In the words of the comedian Peter Kay “That’s not a cooking show, come dine with me, that’s just a set of nosy bastards in your house, let’s have it right now, honest to god” “You’re down stairs, marinating your meat, they’re upstairs looking through your wardrobe!” 😂
I love that when George looks up when Alex is singing to him, you can just tell he's just looking into the camera even though he's got his shades on 🤣
George: Come Dine With Me is iconic Also George: SO THEY'RE WALKING AROUND HER HOUSE??? He's a fake brit, he's never seen the show before, i am devastated brothers
as much as i love the show it baffles me
@@megami7373 what kind of guests wander through your house without you showing them around 😭😭
@@megami7373 brits are nosy
@@jadeshepherd8627 well obviously they consent they went on the bloody show
@@samiacool9 you woke up on the wrong side of the bed didn't you
The best come dine with me moment was the guy that couldn't figure out how to melt chocolate. Youd think the first thought would be microwave, or using a pan and stove, but out of every fucking option you could use to melt chocolate, he decided to fucking BOIL it in hot water, and used the shitty chocolate water in the desert. Who the actual fuck thinks to BOIL CHOCOLATE
In my food tech class the girl next to me did that- she was the smartest person but just couldn’t work out what she did wrong 😭
I guess because double boiling chocolate (boiling water and then putting another pan on top to put chocolate on since the boiling water will not go over boiling temp) is the best way to melt chocolate for baking, but they probably thought they were supposed to just normally boil it lmfao 🤣
Tried to Bain Marie it but missed a step
the sheer rage in this comment is making me piss and its so valid bc fucking boiling chocolate is absolute troglodyte behaviour
James makes me laugh so much “it stinks the gaff up” is a personal highlight 😂
“It’s not chirpy, it’s fucking dead!” One of my favourite James quotes of all time
"you ruined my might, completely so you could get the money and i hope now you use it to get some lessons in grace and decorum because you have the same amount of grace as a reversing dumptruck with out any tires on" "i don't get it" "well you wouldn't lets be honest theres nothing up there love"
Absolutely iconic
👌
yeah i watched it as well mate
Pure British class.Like in Fat Families where the guy literally called them a bunch of fatty lardies.
petition to let james tell us how he has his eggs…. i’ve got a cylindric object now what james
Why am I so invested in that?
@@mogmeikle9436 no same i need to know
my best guess is like this thing where you scramble the egg while it’s still in its shell so you take some sort of sleeve (or cylindrical object ig) and if you spin and shake fast enough the egg can become scrambled inside and then you boil it (idfk if my explanation makes sense)
@@mogmeikle9436you’re not
when i was in primary school, we had to describe what we do in our free time, as a writing exercise. i spoke about watching come dine with me. good times.
Good choice.If my primary school had done that it would have been a very long paper that would have made the teachers think I’d made it up.Most people seem surprised if you have more then 3 things you do in your freetime.
The American dude looks like Vector from Despicable Me LMAO
Alex and George has to be the worlds funniest fucking duo
Yes!!!
We need an Eboys come dine with me for the culture 🍴
Mate the eboys has been over for well over a year
@@MrChairReal almost two now
eboys are in the mud
I remember a family friend said that they once went on this show and it's mostly staged. They claimed that the camera man would feed you things to say when you were on your own, you weren't allowed any family round when the show was starting, keep things in obvious places in your house to trigger conversations about them etc. Hell, even the taxi cab at the end would just drive around in a circle and then drop you off at the same place you started.
"I SAID SIPS NOT SHOTS." "OHH-" 😭
Imagine Gordon Ramsay went undercover on this show.
He’d have a stroke
people think they’re going on come fine with me but really they cook and gordon ramsey comes out there and grills them for both their snobby attitudes and their shit food
26:05 love James' confidence here when it's not actually Harry Hill... (its David Lamb)
I was thinking the same thing
**Dave Lamb
@@EnchantedTooWellno way 💀
Chef here, we buy ice cream in from ice cream parlours, some places make it themselves but a lot don't have the facilities for it. To be honest alot of stuff is bought in, then chefs do literally what the contestants are just better and more efficient.
The energy James has in this video is brutal and also funny af Who hurt you man, tell us, this is a safe space uWu
My new motto - Drink like Alex and judge like James.
I'd be shocked if that first girl could tie her own shoelaces
🤣🤣
Chavs
@@tangytim6699 thats not a chavv shes a 2000s bimbo 2 v diff things
you dont know what a chav is mate@@tangytim6699
The best episode is where a woman ordered food from the restaurant across the road from her and claimed she cooked it all
Steamed Hams
“You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.”
Which episode??
I always thought that the German version of this show (the perfect dinner) was just like this one. But over here the food they make is actually good :D
das hab ich mir die ganze Zeit auch gedacht da kriegt auch jemand direkt böse Blicke wenn er seine Schlagsahne nicht selber macht
same we have one in sweden and the food actually looks edible
Die Produzenten bitten den Kandidaten, 3 Gerichte auszuwählen, dann wählen sie absichtlich das schlechteste Gericht aus, und eines, das der Kandidat nicht gut zubereiten kann. Es sorgt für unterhaltsameres Fernsehen. Wir haben viele Shows von Leuten, die gutes Essen kochen, und sie bekommen nicht einmal halb so viele wie diese Show
like what i said to the other guy, swedish people have no place to mock another peoples food lmao@@soup8681
alex was absolutely hilarious this episode
and very drunk HAHAHA
Having not seen Frazer since whatever the last vid he was in on here, he's lost some mad weight he's looking good in a non sus way👀
Honestly having now fully watched the episode I realize that Pete was done dirty. Jane was a frigging nightmare throughout the episode, constantly insulting Pete in snide ways then going fully in on it on at Peter's hosting essentially ruining the night and sabotaging it for him, Peter may not have been a saint but he treated Jane with respect during her night and she couldn't even manage that, she truly does have all the decorum of a reversing dump truck with no tyres on.
Bro what💀idk why you were defending this guy so much, he was a dick
see i agree, he genuinely was done dirty
Jane was so mean to Pete by the end, the British mindest to win can make you get really mean and do people dirty.
I relate to Alex in this randomly bringing out the instruments what a man. Hope he’s alright tho coz he’s quite gone here
I think he’s drunk that’s why
@@iwalkintowallsonadailybasi2970 no shit ahah I’m saying he’s quite drunk compared to the others I hope he’s actually alright
I remember my mum used to watch this show and I was practically forced to watch it lmao, I probably still have some kind of underlying issues from this show.
SAME
Same!
underlying issues from come dine with me?? 😭
What sort of issues? 🤨
No, you don’t, stop trying to be special
alex didnt need the wine he showed up to the shoot already absolutely pissed
Canon Alex is a chaotic drunk
"Who has cheese and gravy?" *Screams internally in Canadian*
Memulous's editor needs a raise this was hillarious 😂😂😂
We all know the narrator is Dave Lamb so what on earth did George google at 26:10 to think it was Harry Hill???????
That girl was absolutely pinging in the back of the taxi... how did she get away with that 💀
not Frazier doing fucking SHOTS when he was supposed to be doing sips😭😭😭💀 i’m crying that’s so funny i love the little smile he gets when he realizes too like oh no hahahah
Perfect watch before I go get absolutely alliteratingly drunk for the night
So sad you didnt say alliteratingly annihilated 🥲
Have a fun night lmao. I'm watching this during hangover recovery
@@caityamberclucas2867 I’m in the nightclub sadly sober rn
@@courtneyashton6177 sounds like Jaeger bombs are needed 😭😂
@@courtneyashton6177 thoughts and prayers
First George’s tweet about missing the eboys, then they come back and upload this video wow i’ve missed you eboys
will isnt even here lol
I love Alex and George calling charcuterie (??) boards planks
I was howling with laughter throughout this whole video. You all never fail to make me laugh.
"It's not chirpy, it's fucking dead." My favourite part
How is James dead sober and yet still the loudest one
the trifle bit on the first one just remind me of rachel in friends when she put mince meat in the trifle lol
Iconically, Giovanni (yellow suit) owns a chain of brilliant Italian restaurants in Cardiff. He's so lovely in person too.
George drinking a wine from New Zealand... What a top lad
We had a similar concept here in the US on the TLC channel, except instead of cooking, it was women attending each others weddings then voting, and the prize was a honeymoon. I think I like this cooking version better.
wasn’t it called Four Weddings or something?
Omg we had a UK version of four weddings. Didn't know there was a US version lol
PLEASE do this again cause this is comedy gold right here for us proper british chavs & roadmen
31:46 why does he look like the guy with the orange track suit from despicable me
OMG VECTOR LMAO
I love your “we watched” videos
FUNFACT the woman in pink who made the sausage thingy, is actually my mums friend 💀
She’s bloody lovely
''what did you expect to whip the cream herself'' making whipped cream from scratch takes about two minutes
If we hadn't had seen the first girl going to make the sausages I'd have assumed they were going out of date and she needed to use them up or something 😂
Can we please get the whole clip of James explaining the best way to prepare eggs? I need to know! Thanx 🤗
I'm Norwegian and here in Norway we have a show called "4-stars dinner" but that looks so boring and trash compared to this. Edit: The reason it's called "4-stars dinner" is because they only get on influcers and famous people on the show hence why it's called 4 stars.
Here in Sweden we have "half eight at my place".
In Germany we have "das perfekte Dinner".
the norwegian "4 stjerners middag" is basically a combination of this show and "The Great British Bake Off" (a show where celebrities compete in making food), because every season finale ends with the winners from previous weeks having a "on-stage" baking competition similiar to Bake-off. at least that's how i remember it, i haven't watched it in years.
We need a part 2. There are so many iconic episodes that haven't featured!
james absolutely made this video i laughed at a wedding for paddington bear for like 20 minutes
We need an E-boys come dine with me reunion
George if youve still got the clip of James explaining his favorite type of eggs... i want it. This is a threat. Eggs deserve more love.
Eggs are mid
Love how Alex and George’s Welsh impressions are borderline scouser. Mostly Alex’s.
Fishcakes do go HARD though you can't deny
Now we need memeulous to watch four in a bed
That first woman has watched a certain Friends episode and took it too literally!
32:36 - 33:23 is just hilarious. It sounds like the kinda shit I’d be talking about with my friends in a call at 1 in the morning
I must say, the edit on this is divine Mr Memeulous, props to the editor!
the disrespect james showed to david lamb is disgraceful
"Well you wouldn't, lets be honest there's no one in there love" Peter is so based 🤣🤣
"How many gay guys do you know named Tony?" The Ballad of Gay Tony and he was running Liberty City Nightclubs high on X and Coke.
Alex is definitely my favourite person to guest on this channel
When one of the dining guests said "its dinin' time" i knew i was watching peak british television
the sausage behind fraser really makes this complete
I live by the white cliffs of Dover and I swear I've seen Claire do a bit of trawling with the fishermen
When drinking from the bottle Alex definitely puts his whole lips around it
Come done with me was one of the many highlights of the 2010s for me. From ages 4-14 with me where the best years for me
Come dine with me also makes me feel pretty done with shite too.
For whatever reason the older I get the less I enjoy cdwm 🤷🏻♀️ I'm 22 now and I did enjoy the show at one point in my life now though I can't stand it.
we've really progressed as a society considering george can say "wearing pink makes you look gay" and it's not received as homophobic abuse
Believe it or not before the 40's/50's it was actually a masculine colour, and blue was gemder neutral, if not more feminine. Society is a fvck
We clearly haven’t when you’re just not making sense
@@majesticeagle5461 163 people understood it, maybe its a u problem
@@user-xd7dt6gr8l 163 people liked your comment, not understood it
@@majesticeagle5461Amen
"its not chripy, its ___ dead" is the best thing james has ever said
Jane: *PIE EATING* Peter: and i took that personally
This was so much fun George! Thanks guys, I really enjoyed it!
James blackmailing george is one of my favorite things he does when they watched the stuart little movies thats what got me the most was him threatening to leave 😂
gonna need a part 2 of this, i've watched this video way too many times 😂
I want to see Kays Cooking on come dine with me, but it needs to be called come dine with kay and each night is dinner at kays and kay always wins because no one scores anyone else
the editing in this video is absolutely top notch
Please part 2 this was the funniest video I’ve watched in years 🤣🤣🤣🤣
James somehow manages to sound drunk even when he’s not
Fish cakes are amazing. They’re not even like some dishes where some people think they are gross - they are genuinely delicious. The salmon, potato, herb seasoning and bread crumbs on the outside😍restaurants serve them all the time