EASY ways to Protect your Minecraft House. Here are some traps or ways to protect your minecraft house from the mobs of the world! All of these were made in java, but some will work in other versions. Some are very funny.
Big thank you to Tenku, Averine, Simozzy and LuviDubai who are all new members of my crew and helped make the houses in this video!
Zombie: I fear no man! ..but that thing, (points at magma block) *It scares me*
GD Xandimate this is a good quality meme
*Heavies flashbacks from meet the pyro* *minecraft edition*
I laugh so much that i lost it
nice tf2 meet the pyro reference.
Yes, this could be a great meme
Grian: EASY ways to Protect your Minecraft House Iron Door: Am I a joke to you?
R0b0t Robots but Zombies can Break iron doors it takes 10 sec.
PISTON DOOR?
R0b0t Robots no
No zombies can not break iron doors even in hard mode
O_O
t i m e s t a m p s 1. A magma forcefield - 0:51 2. A pufferfish forcefield - 4:04 3. A special door - 6:36 4. A lava house - 8:02 5. A water house - 9:50 6. A arrow forcefield - 11:17 7. Dancing Geralds - 13:04 8. Water-magma moat - 15:06 Hope this helps!
Put a spoiler warning
Lol "dancing Gerald's"
@@trevorcompton9186 they said timestamps-
JUST USE A SLIME BLOCK UNDER CARPET
@@susmitaalam4990 llol
Grian: Hello my name is Grian- Subtitles: Hello my name is Green
or *”korean”*
Lol right
@@whythehelldoineedahandle *Korean? What how?*
What your problem green?
Lol!
Grian: *makes a bunch of traps to keep mobs and sometimes players out of buildings* Enderman: Show time.
6dig-S 61 me holding a water bucket: *no*
@Sonti 560Windows10Edition Group of Endermen: *start taking apart the house* Sonti 560Windows10Edition: _oh no_
Me: /weather rain
Me: just don't fucking look at an enderman's eyes
SpaceKat Animations wait u can’t get in bcuz it’s 2 blocks high and it has to be 3 blocks high.
“We don’t have to use very complicated red stone” *Mumbo left the game*
oof
Lol
XD
Lol
you mean.. *pro redstoners left the game* (^ including mumbo)
legend has foretold that all the Geralds still reside in those houses, plotting to defeat the zombies, and searching for the Geralds that ran away...
[enter Plants vs Zombies theme]
@@thatonesentientbagel4043 lmao
(clapping) Whooo! Yeah! Whoo! Whahoo! Whooooo!
(Hard staring) *coughs* Yes. Ahem. Yes. sorry.
Can we appreciate that he actually made different houses just to show us ways to protect it-
👏👏👏👏
Yeah massive time sync it must have been making houses in creative mode
@Aarav Valaparla don't care this wouldn't take any longer then 30 minutes
@@emperorphil2547 neither did your birth. :/
@@ViviansLibrary what in the hell are you on about. Dipshit
Grian: *builds a bloody complicated house * Also Grian: *So we have a fairly simple house here*
Omg that's mumbo jumbo and redstone as well xD
Mr magpie You are cute.
Newt from Maze Runner?
No complicated redstone...
'Its vEry sImplE' AgrEEd by All nOObs😂
“This is a really effective way” *zombie walks past* “It works most of the time”
LOL
*effective
"this is a good starter wall" *has magma blocks*
Where?
*effective
Grian: *Lil bit complicated defenses* Me, an intellectual: *Uses a fence*
Spiders: am I a joke to you
@@hyu9648 Bruh u can legit just hit a spider 2 times and it’s dead ion need no nuclear defense for a spider lmao
@@rockepip Then why place a defense in the first place, this is for new players smartass
@@uishaggy8552 triggerd much?
Mumbo Jumbo: *Prepares Nuclear Bomb Launcher*
Me in my single player world: _”not safe enough.”_
ikr
hardcore moment
@@SavageJarJar my hardcore mode house has so much spawn proofing that all my floors now have buttons. It looks gross but it's a small price to pay for living safe
@@aritraghosh3441 You should have used slabs.
Mobs: allow me to introduce ourselfs
Grian: talks about how you dont need redstone Mumbo: violently shakes
Ö
Grian and Mumbo civil war
Jessie Mathiesen ø
Livy Lovell yas
Livy Lovell he uses red stone like grain?
what i've got from this video *_"so, let's put Gerald here"_*
Rest in peace Gerald
Ur being offensive to gerald
Never mind the turtles, save the geralds
"...Shall we?"
So, let's put bad Geralds here
An ender pearl stasis chamber attached to a daylight sensor would work well for the lava house btw. :)
That’s what I was thinking
When grian says the redstone is simple: it is simple When mumbo says it: X2/5+
Fr
Gerald: AHEHEHAWAH hahehhehwjaj Zombie: WHY ARE U RUNNIN? *WHY ARE YOU RUNNIN?*
*Stop it. Get some help.* 😂
icatndraw fan subscribe to icatndraw_ dead meme.
*dead meme*
Grian: Mades a video Gerald: Chuckles I’m in danger
@Carlos Silva ikr
vay yine türk buldum XD
Everyone: Turks: Türk
LOL
Shut up man!! What is wrong with you!!!
Moral of the story: *Trapdoors are fricking OP*
Sometimes I wish there was actually a reason to protect my house from mobs
Yeah, Minecraft really needs to make mobs stronger. Hard mode is too easy, but Hardcore isn’t fun because a small mistake can lose hours, which isn’t fun.
@@SavageJarJar they should just make a hardER mode where it’s harder than hard but less hard then hardcore
@@SavageJarJar this. I don't play hardcore because I really don't wanna lose everything over something dumb
@@Pan-oy2ck Yeah, it's really annoying to lose everything because you fell off a cliff on accident.
@@SavageJarJar Exactly.
Legends say Gerald is still running to this day
Leyends?
hahaha
Correction Spinning
At 14:41 Zombie has dancing and villager too
he is I found him
“We don’t have to use some very complicated redstone” *Mumbo is quaking*
Ok
Grian: mines two blocks down Me: sees bedrock Also me: this world is F L A T
lololololololol
*the earth is flat conspiracy theory intensi-*
“We don’t have to use complicated redstone” *mumbo has left the chat*
Lol
Grian had way too much fun making this video. *Gerald and Bad Gerald did not.*
lol
Poor Gerald
Haha lmao
Expressly the dance one
but Bad Gerald was a bad Gerald
nobody: zombie:*steps on a slab* zombie:U SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
Никита К
Mervy heard of emojis?!
Gerald abuse
LIKE A RECORD, BABY
*Meatspin*
Grian: *Showing method to keep house safe* My brain: Oooooo, car.
Jesus that pfp
@@nicktienter4740 breathe it in, it’s stay 😂😂😂😂😂
“Dance Gerald dance!” That killed me
Grian: We have a little redstone mechanism here Mumbo Jumbo: No
Soo true
😂
Grian: *talking about redstone* Me: what is this *sorcery*
Yup i thought grian was like that too
What tis this "Redstone" you speak of?
Me: these torches wont glow enough Someone else: those are redstone torches Me again: is that the ruby looking ore? Someone else: *facepalm*
I never understoos the rivalry between Mumbo fans and Grian fans until I looked in this comment section
Strawberry Jam haha
thx Grian, now i can make a party! 😂😂13:36
A wall: titans have entered the chat
Best way to protect your house... Peaceful mode
gæ
Dont have a house. Duh
Exactly
*gasp*
or a fence
Grian: we don’t have to use red stone Mumbo: *cries in redstonian*
He would yell a curse in redstonian
@@hccphysics REGULAR TORCH
Oof
Milk Lol, yessssssssssssss
@Alan Chen Curse is a bad word
Grians voice sounds like what I would imagine toon link would sound like
you’re right and you should say it
Grian: I’m not too good at red stone Also Grian:Does complicated red stone Ah this is easy
No one: Grian: DANCE GERALD DANCE!
hi
I need it remixed. I need it remixed now.
LA LA LA LALA LA LA LAAAAAAAA LALA LA LALALALAAAAA!!!
*Grian using redstone Me: who are you and what have you done to grian?
Its mumbo jumbo!
The Health & Healing Clinic no its Grian.
@@theoamy1 no it's a joke
*_IT'S ALL MUMBO JUMBO'S FALT_*
ISKALL IS IMPERSONATING GRIAN
“Simple ways to protect your house.”
Is it?
@@mapozthetofu3893 nope
“Little bit of a fence gate” Fence gate item: *TRIGGERED*
Whenever I see zombies now, I am going to think of bad Geralds
Smiles
Zombie villagers
Haha
@@annaczerobska578 ?
Im probs gonna think of a spinning zombue
No Geralds were harmed in the making of this video. (Okay maybe a few...)
Maybe *a lot*
Yes Geralds was harmed in this video
Lol😂😂😂😂
Potato Head l
Yes the one in the hole when 2 zombies killed GERALD
So, I'm watching this in 2021, after the Cave and Cliffs update 1. I'm not sure if this still works, but can you make another video like this? Because there are Drip stones now too
Lol
Yes
im watching in 2022
@@amogusbakasus5715 not alone
Not the only one
Alternative title: grian torturing a villager for 18 minutes straight
lol
Grian: The arrows shoot in every direction! Zombie coming diagonally: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
I know this was a joke, but the house is surrounded completely by dispensers, so even if a mob is coming at it diagonally he'll get shotwhen ge comes close enough. Besides that, the house is lifted and the only way to enter is the front door where the steps are, so the mob would naturally go to the middle where you see most of the arrows fly Yes, I'm fun at parties.
Vika K I would very much like to invite you to parties.
Hehe
If a zombie flies down on top of the house he won’t die.
@@WildVee r/woooosh
“Without complicated redstone “ Throwing shade at Mumbo I see
Me= watches house protecting tutorial Also me= who plays in single world
"What language do you speak and understand the most" Zombie: *trap doors*
Big thank you to Tenku, Averine, Simozzy and LuviDubai who are all new members of my crew and helped make the houses in this video!
Grian hi Grian!
Is yat thou Jumbo Mumbo?!
Grian , I made a house for you , but something seems to be missing in that house , goes all the way to nether , can you help me?
Pufferfish explode creepers and thus your defenses
Grian, does this link look familliar? kzhead.info/sun/ZNF8mrigpWaDdH0/bejne.html
*many Gerald’s were harmed in the making of this video*
The Golden Sushi 100th like (Thank me for it,)
12:33 “you spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, right round”
Legend says Gerald is still running!
Three ways to protect your house: 1. Go to “Singleplayer” 2. Turn on “Peaceful mode” 3. Turn on “ Creative mode”
Correct
Even in non-hard-mode survival, I'm wondering why just a simple door is insufficient.
Wooooooow
greatest tip here
Ha
I use the last one a lot myself but I put a opened trapdoor on the outer edge to trick them into falling in and a rail with hoppercart under the magma block to drop it all into a chest so my defence earns me resources too. didnt know about the trapdoor over the magma block though, cant wait to play around with that mechanic now. great vid thanks for the ideas
Grian: this is a simple house Me: I don't want to find out what a advanced house is!(
“Easy ways to protect your Minecraft house” *shows confusing lava house that activates at night
Shay Wolff ..... This
What about the creepers in the morning?
Ikr
Zombies cannot get into your house if it burned already, right?
@@burning_bright_ if you dont have a home zombies can come out no-where
Zombie: I don’t walk over anything Trapdoors: hold my beer
Nah hold my villager
“We don’t often have to use complicated redstone.” Mumbo: *and I took that personally.*
A somewhat costly, but kind of neat one a friend showed me, is the night fence. It's basically pistons two blocks down with fences on top that are tied to a daylight sensor. By day the fence is in the ground and you can walk over it no problem. At night the piston activates and pushes the fence up, making it so no mobs can walk past it or jump over it. It looks especially neat if you stagger the piston activations (which takes a ton of repeaters) so you just see the fence come up like a wave that wraps around the entire property. It's damned hypnotic. You can even tie an "override" button of sorts that will drop a couple of the posts for a second or two to allow you an easy venue into the place at night. The best part is you can easily bury all of the redstone beneath the ground.
Grian: "you dont need redstone" Also Grian *builds slime launcher and door blocker*
He used redstone lol
HuRm
He also made a lava dispenser
He said you don't have to use complicated redstone
"Don't go after me go after gerald!" *zombie still follows* GERALD NOO
No its "Gerald, GERALD!!!"
@@collettemaurice7970 same thing lol just different
Me: just trying to learn how to defend my house Grian:Spin spin spin!
Thanks for posting, Grian. I'll definitely be trying out the magma block trapdoors and the pufferfish trapdoors. :)
Grian did redstone??!? The apocalypse must be upon us all...
gurry! before the bad geralds find it! wait, they're still spinning? oh nvm
Meteor is going to strike the city! Seek shelter immediately. *♫COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME TO THE PLAAACE I BELOOONG♫* If you get the refference tell me :D
@@Luksed12 😂😂😂
I'll bring the computers and laptops!
@@floppabig8645 rip atlantis 2 F
Grian: *Gets better at Redstone* Me: Wait that’s illegal
I know right
@MysticFire225 That is not illegal So **Bad word**
Mumbo jumbo: *its a free real estate!*
Its pretty amateur redstone
Hahahahafunny
Grian:*shows us ways to defend our house* Me: Could you put magma blocks in a square around your house with trapdoors and put your house on floating slabs? Edit: With the gate
8:50 you could put a end pearl stasis chamber hooked up to the daylight Clemson too so it teleports you back and puts the lava down at night
Grian: The first one is a wall. *Donald Trump joined the game.*
this should be pinned
*pinned*
So ur saying that Donald Trump is attracted to walls?
I thought he loved building them
XD THAT WAS GREAT IM DIEING INSIDE!!!
Those old textures are nostalgia squared. This video sends good memories.
15:41 they dont cross because there are magma blocks at the bottom of the water. The water or downdraft doesnt make a difference to them. If a waterfall had soul sand at the bottom, it creates an updraft in the waterfall. The updraft and downdraft might have different directions, but they have the same purpose, for quick transport in water (just in opposite directions) and being able to breathe underwater. And zombies like water because it stops them from burning. Its due to the magma blocks I know i used some complicated terms, please conment if you want to know the definitions
That "dancing " was hilarious lol
Lol lmao
aww a grian heart how wholesome thank you very much
The music made it even better
Gerald Gerald Gerald
Dance Gerald
I think I'm going to be the idiot walking up the lava house at sunset and becoming roasted chicken, anyone else?
Franchesca Mia I feel like I will use a ender pearl or elytra
Grian:"Put a slime launcher to get across Me:(Casually jumps over)
The dancing Bad Gerald’s look like their doing ballet 😂 I wanna make a Bad Gerald dance party now-
Grian: this is a very simple house design Me: how do you build a door
Grian
OOF
@@ximenq Idk man doors are pretty complex to me.
But we all know the best DEfence Is THEfence
what about the gate?
Get out.
ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm outta here
jumpydoo 5 0 are you okay?
Grian: let's do this hardcore. Me: Let me turn on peacefully mode.
Exactly hhahahah
You and Mumbo are my favorite Minecraft KZheadrs! Thanks for making such funny and helpful videos! I enjoy watching them all!
Best defense: *Placing torches all around the area of your house to prevent monsters from spawning.*
Epic defence: play on peaceful mode to prevent monsters from spawning
@@mirnov3 legendary defense: dont have a house
@Vyzel max defense: dont install minecraft
@Vyzel infinite defense: dont exist
@Vyzel godly defense: spacen't
Grian: EASY ways to protect your Minecraft house Iron Golem: Am I a joke to you So....1.8k wow was not expecting that ! 😂😊
Isla Thornton yes Giorno now come back
Iron golem: dies
Spider Spider Donald Trump: You weren’t supposed to do that
Iron golem: *vanishes*
it's expensive
9:31" Grian: very very simple" Me: "that is like complicated redstone"
Zombie: **Gets through pufferfish barrier** I HAVE YOU NOW GERALD Gerald: **Slams door in zombie's face** Zombie: 👁👄👁 ( 5:02 )
Grian: How to protect yourself from mobs. Me: IRON DOOR
Enderman: Hi
Spider: Hi
Villager: Please let me in - i mean *huuhhhh*
Creeper: Hi
true
Grian: *You need to have the redstone in a circle* Notch: *Am I a joke to you?*
Mutombo Says do everyone a favour and get rid of no head man
Geralds and Bad Geralds: We are ballet dancers on stone slabs
Moment of silence for Gerarld, such a trooper
Which one
@@somuna3141 in the beginning grian demonstrated how unsafe you are without any protection by naming a villager Gerald and spawning a zombie next to Gerald
Grian did red stone without mumbo He’s evolving bois get prepared
"BAD GERALD" IM DYING
Brickmaster E good.
Skxod
Is this supposed to be a pun
the house is amazing
so funny
here's a tip: if people keep spawn-trapping you on your smp, keep a milk bucket, a potion of fire resistance, and a potion of water breathing in your hotbar. This way if you log in and they boxed you in obsidian with water, or set poison dispensers, or lava traps, you can just drink a potion or use your milk to rid yourself of unwanted effects, then continue unharmed.
Torches always help out, but....I feel like it’s hard to get every spot properly without wasting too many torches XP It’s either optifine or another mod, but one allowed you to press F7, and see a grid of all the non lit blocks, which would also show that torches light up about 4 or 5 blocks away in a diagonal sort of square. Minecraft should have that in the game, so we can properly light up things
What if we merge all of the defences together? *Ultimate Defence*
And then there were phantoms
U
ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏʏʏ you have summoned the triangle with one dot on the middle
defenca ultima
*Clusterfuck defense*
y"all saying its bad Gerald but maybe he's sad Gerald 😔
😔😔😔😔😔😢😢😢😢😢
F
Or A guy with cooties
😔😔😔
r/iam14andthisisdeep
the best defence is lighting up the place xd you can use jack o'lanterns and green carpets or moss carpets now (i love them). it's cheap and blends in the grass pretty good
R.I.P Jerald He was a good villager to all the other Jeralds
Grian: some complicated redstone will be involv- Me: Holy shi- who are you? *I used to watch you being mesmerized about a redstone light turning on and off by a button... :/ *
Scàrlęt Møon well he’s played w/ mumbo so I think he’s learned some redstone
9:20 'the redstone looks way more complicated than it really is' Mumbo: 'yes it looks complicated...'
:D
Ye
🙌🙋🙇💩😫
🤔😥😣 To complicated.
Its not compicated Mumbo left the game
me who just built a giant glass dome around my base: *what is this sorcery*
Can we just love how Gerald multiples, and dances for us?
“A wall,” Donald Trump has joined the server
Tactical Smg walls work . Donald Trump has rejoined.
That’s exactly what I thought when I heard him say that
@@arcenioe9728 a creeper has destroyed the wall Donald Trump left the server
I don't get it
You called?
Grian: "pufferfish is a lot of fun" me: PUFFERIFISH IS A SEA CAVE SPIDER
No. *It’s worser than that.*
Pufferfish is yhe devil of the sea
And the devil is the elder guardian
@@aidanoor2424 nope. Its elder guardian