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Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) - FULL LIVE SHOW

Jimmy Carr
2019 ж. 17 Мау.
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Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) - FULL LIVE SHOW
The show is packed with one-liners, stories & jokes. Some clever, some rude and a few totally unacceptable. Laughing & Joking is a chance to see this award-winning comedian at his near-the-knuckle best.
Welcome to Jimmy Carr's official KZhead channel, where you can find all the best bits from his stand-up comedy shows, TV appearances, podcasts, and more!
Check out my latest tour info here: www.jimmycarr.com/
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  • Watch more of Jimmy’s Full Shows - kzhead.info/channel/PLqmvX-B8Fiea3oF1Yx2Gl5rBPonSkMDHM.html

    @jimmycarr@jimmycarr2 жыл бұрын

    • I needed this even if it is way old...... thank you

      @KarrierBag@KarrierBag2 жыл бұрын

    • Bloody good show sir!

      @davewilson9738@davewilson97382 жыл бұрын

    • 💙 Jimmy 💙

      @QueenSloan@QueenSloan2 жыл бұрын

    • Why

      @fightcinema3917@fightcinema39172 жыл бұрын

    • @@fightcinema3917 why not?

      @KarrierBag@KarrierBag2 жыл бұрын

  • Jimmy Carr could literally confess to any number of crimes and you'd think it's a joke 😂

    @richierxch4959@richierxch49593 жыл бұрын

    • Henning Wehn is also a criminal type.

      @tesfuweldemikael2902@tesfuweldemikael29023 жыл бұрын

    • @@tesfuweldemikael2902 german?

      @cameronmaden6268@cameronmaden62683 жыл бұрын

    • @@cameronmaden6268 He is, but he's a British comedian nevertheless...

      @tesfuweldemikael2902@tesfuweldemikael29023 жыл бұрын

    • It worked for the other Jimmy...

      @andysutcliffe3915@andysutcliffe39153 жыл бұрын

    • " I killed someone" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      @zanecraig962@zanecraig9623 жыл бұрын

  • That laugh. Can't crank up the volume too much or the neighbors think I'm buggering a goose.

    @KaeYoss@KaeYoss4 жыл бұрын

    • Sounds like Mickey mouse

      @wilmer89@wilmer894 жыл бұрын

    • haha, OMG, HAHA

      @synthonaplinth5980@synthonaplinth59804 жыл бұрын

    • A proper British reply which no other country can get

      @randomhuman5535@randomhuman55354 жыл бұрын

    • I use it as _cover_ for buggering a goose ;-) .

      @falconpowerful2362@falconpowerful23624 жыл бұрын

    • @@randomhuman5535 'Get' meaning 'use', or 'understand'?

      @synthonaplinth5980@synthonaplinth59804 жыл бұрын

  • So many double entendres. Nothing but punchlines. Pure comedic genius. Thank you Mr Carr

    @BMC11879@BMC11879 Жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, well. Copied straight from /r/funny.

      @Fruitysfaction@Fruitysfaction10 ай бұрын

    • @@Fruitysfaction so he went in 2013 to a subreddit to get material? Sure.

      @tostadoro@tostadoro10 ай бұрын

    • ​@@tostadorohe has done worst than that in recent years! This muppet should get both his hands up and slap his face with both hands till they become an odd number.

      @stefaniabrazzi1358@stefaniabrazzi13589 ай бұрын

    • @BMC11879 It's cracking how he reels them off. Hardest working maybe not, but he has a gift.

      @Shel-sr3ys@Shel-sr3ys8 ай бұрын

    • @@Fruitysfactiontell me you live on reddit without telling me you live on reddit

      @electro5175@electro51757 ай бұрын

  • As an american, I have never googled so much during a show lol

    @veteranredbeard6222@veteranredbeard62223 жыл бұрын

    • Anything specific you needed to search?

      @yeetmskeet3441@yeetmskeet34413 жыл бұрын

    • Rachel riley. She is just a producer

      @zanecraig962@zanecraig9623 жыл бұрын

    • @@zanecraig962 But she's also... so much more than that

      @simeondermaats@simeondermaats3 жыл бұрын

    • @@simeondermaats Agreed

      @yeetmskeet3441@yeetmskeet34413 жыл бұрын

    • @@zanecraig962 Watch ''8 out of 10 cats does countdown" however you can. Trust me

      @russellsingleton4191@russellsingleton41913 жыл бұрын

  • His sense of humor is dangerous for this day and age and I appreciate him for it

    @brenna_boop6341@brenna_boop63414 жыл бұрын

    • Marshall Davis you’re*

      @brenna_boop6341@brenna_boop63413 жыл бұрын

    • @Marshall Davis respect wahmen

      @XxWatulookinat69xX@XxWatulookinat69xX3 жыл бұрын

    • Marshall Davis first of all, I am nobody’s. Second, @Iceguy15, Yoda still managed to be grammatically correct while using anastrophe, so why can’t you?

      @brenna_boop6341@brenna_boop63413 жыл бұрын

    • @@agenericusername2488 go away, virgin.

      @XxWatulookinat69xX@XxWatulookinat69xX3 жыл бұрын

    • it's not his humour that is dangerous, it's the surrounding mentality of this day that is dangerous.

      @anouarkrassimovich7481@anouarkrassimovich74813 жыл бұрын

  • Most comedians' KZheads: *uploads clips of the most popular jokes that everyone already knows* Jimmy Carr's KZhead: hold my beer

    @thejayst3r@thejayst3r4 жыл бұрын

    • *Hold my martini

      @itsthatguy7713@itsthatguy77134 жыл бұрын

    • Tbf with ads on KZhead probably works out better

      @loloutloudproduction@loloutloudproduction4 жыл бұрын

    • Josh Wolf did the same.

      @Natinka222@Natinka2224 жыл бұрын

    • "hold My mic"

      @khalilkhalil9986@khalilkhalil99864 жыл бұрын

    • "but yeah this was a dick move" mate, no one is arguing that, just you. We're all appreciating the fact that we can watch for free.

      @macjgp@macjgp4 жыл бұрын

  • i love how confident he is with confrontational bits and how bloody sharp he is at scaffolding a punchline joke. Hes an intellectual ninja with insults so searing and original he makes you 😬 😂 all at once.

    @kevinchills@kevinchills3 жыл бұрын

    • He's kind of like an English Tim Minchin but not so scathing, and pure turn around comedy. I could watch him all day, and not get bored. kzhead.info/sun/e8yApbx7rHaYZI0/bejne.html&ab_channel=stormmovie Speaking of which. Pure fantasy but pure gold.

      @Shel-sr3ys@Shel-sr3ys8 ай бұрын

  • My man who bought his fiancé a bread maker instead of an engagement ring took make me a sandwich to a whole new level.

    @reecegeorgens1755@reecegeorgens17553 жыл бұрын

    • I dont get it

      @Nabooze@Nabooze2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Nabooze it's cliche for a certain type of hairy knuckled man to demand "his" woman make him asandwich (she's only good for in the kitchen); Reece is suggesting this guy was being up-front about this attitude by giving her a breadmaker to seal their engagement.

      @NatandGeorge@NatandGeorge2 жыл бұрын

    • @@NatandGeorge oh damn thanks for explaining

      @Nabooze@Nabooze2 жыл бұрын

    • @@NatandGeorge also she can use the bread maker to make the sandwich😂

      @im2goodm839@im2goodm8392 жыл бұрын

    • @@NatandGeorge you mixed it up, he gave her a bread maker simply as a present. She in return gave him a breadmaker later in the future as an engagement present because she was still upset about it. Honestly seems petty on her end in my opinion. I don't think buying a bread maker is inherently a "make me a sandwich" type gesture. It could be sure, depending on the person who gave it and the circumstance, but home made bread is delicious I wouldn't be mad at a bread maker.

      @hokagejason4732@hokagejason4732 Жыл бұрын

  • I like how jimmy wanders away from the structured repertoire to remind everyone how fast his wit is, every now and again.

    @Nakamichi_Jun@Nakamichi_Jun3 жыл бұрын

    • Thats your real profile pic?

      @purplecadence7390@purplecadence73903 жыл бұрын

    • @@purplecadence7390 is that yours?

      @corrosive1376@corrosive13763 жыл бұрын

    • @@purplecadence7390 what's gone wrong in your childhood? :,D

      @notlisztening9821@notlisztening98213 жыл бұрын

    • @@notlisztening9821 ok

      @purplecadence7390@purplecadence73903 жыл бұрын

    • When?

      @frevilo1@frevilo12 жыл бұрын

  • “I can do a mean Michael Jackson impression,wanna here it?” “Great I just need a child volunteer that can keep a secret”

    @papasquat.@papasquat.4 жыл бұрын

    • 😆

      @poppyfield1619@poppyfield16194 жыл бұрын

    • ThatsKindaBs • hear*

      @yammmit@yammmit4 жыл бұрын

    • thanks Micheal

      @strikersub1814@strikersub18144 жыл бұрын

    • fenderstratguy it was a funny joke. if you don’t like edgy jokes i’m not sure why you’re here because that is jimmy’s entire style.

      @yammmit@yammmit4 жыл бұрын

    • @@fenderstratguy lmao you're a gigantic hypocrite

      @ItsMeStrider@ItsMeStrider4 жыл бұрын

  • 1:07:52 is the best part of the whole show Jimmy’s face after she says that is priceless

    @jasonforpresident5678@jasonforpresident5678 Жыл бұрын

    • "At the end!" Such a great answer.

      @hurtigheinz3790@hurtigheinz3790 Жыл бұрын

  • It would be too damn hard to pick a favourite gag because you had me laughing really hard and I watched it in the hospital while recovering from a bypass operation. |The minor pain from laughing too hard was well worth it. THANK you Sir, you're BRILLIANT!

    @proudcanadian5713@proudcanadian57133 жыл бұрын

    • Hope you all And Good now.

      @mateivanea2111@mateivanea21112 жыл бұрын

    • @@mateivanea2111 Yes I appreciate the concern though

      @spacely2642@spacely26422 жыл бұрын

  • The people willing to talk to him in the crowd are legends.

    @itsthatonechickagaincallth7843@itsthatonechickagaincallth78433 жыл бұрын

    • They’re brave 😂

      @kingkong6148@kingkong61483 жыл бұрын

    • Gary is a legend!

      @OrangeSunshine15@OrangeSunshine153 жыл бұрын

    • No they’re not, they’re mostly obnoxious

      @wellhelodeer2680@wellhelodeer26803 жыл бұрын

    • @@wellhelodeer2680 I mean the people he talks to, not the hecklers.

      @itsthatonechickagaincallth7843@itsthatonechickagaincallth78433 жыл бұрын

    • U mean hecklers ?

      @thebuckstopshere79@thebuckstopshere793 жыл бұрын

  • His crowd interaction is incredible. It really adds to his performance

    @benfranklin5335@benfranklin53354 жыл бұрын

    • That's why they have the clown with the laugh sign.

      @texasray5237@texasray52373 жыл бұрын

    • His sense of humor is dangerous for this day and age and I appreciate him for it

      @shintaromidorima493@shintaromidorima4933 жыл бұрын

    • He has (edit) 're-'used a couple of responses in his 'heckling' bit, but it is always funny

      @jirokoshibailey2052@jirokoshibailey205210 ай бұрын

    • ​@@texasray5237Prove it.

      @carlisroy6666@carlisroy66669 ай бұрын

    • ​@@texasray5237proof

      @ItzRobbie05@ItzRobbie058 ай бұрын

  • He's the comedian that makes everyone terrified if he targets you in the audience!

    @jaakkot9661@jaakkot96612 жыл бұрын

    • You're fine if you didn't elicit it by heckling. He's kindly to those he just chooses to help out.

      @NatandGeorge@NatandGeorge2 жыл бұрын

    • his face is enough to terrify me

      @jillsandwitch67@jillsandwitch67 Жыл бұрын

  • Jimmy Carr is the best comedian BY MILES. Most number of jokes per minute and the best comeback ever.

    @jjjayjay9962@jjjayjay9962Ай бұрын

  • "You've seen.. the undead.. And I make you nervous?"

    @ngcalvinutomo96@ngcalvinutomo964 жыл бұрын

    • His crowd interaction is incredible. It really adds to his performance

      @estebancollazo7641@estebancollazo76413 жыл бұрын

  • "My first wife was from Thailand and she died of testicular cancer". Only Jimmy Carr could deliver that joke.

    @alisonn7200@alisonn72004 жыл бұрын

    • Frankie Boyle.

      @robertbrookes2000@robertbrookes20003 жыл бұрын

    • Norton

      @MrEvanNoyes@MrEvanNoyes3 жыл бұрын

    • Dave Attell could expand upon that joke and make it world class!

      @mylovesongs2429@mylovesongs24293 жыл бұрын

    • @@MrEvanNoyes not enough brexit bashing and trump hating for mr norton

      @cameronmaden6268@cameronmaden62683 жыл бұрын

    • Tsssss! Cause she was a man or sumptin!

      @TheADHDad@TheADHDad3 жыл бұрын

  • This is simply outstanding! He is brilliant and flawless delivery!

    @Cmagic678@Cmagic6783 жыл бұрын

  • Damn, I love his sense of humor. Some people aren’t as brave enough to make jokes that might offend people nowadays. That’s what is going to be wrong with comedy in the future.

    @Jester-rk1xn@Jester-rk1xn2 жыл бұрын

    • Maybe so, but I feel that scenario must surely be hundreds and hundreds of milliseconds away

      @letmerephrasethat5208@letmerephrasethat52082 жыл бұрын

    • True, but keep in mind this special came out years ago.

      @Dribin@Dribin2 жыл бұрын

    • He is brilliant, no questions about it. But he's sadly not the author of most of his jokes, they are written for him.

      @vegass04@vegass042 жыл бұрын

    • @@vegass04 you sure bro?

      @jamesmurphy8676@jamesmurphy86762 жыл бұрын

    • @@jamesmurphy8676 Yap. He's got writers for most of his jokes..

      @vegass04@vegass042 жыл бұрын

  • "You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. So maybe, just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs..."

    @jamham9000@jamham90003 жыл бұрын

    • Oh that cracked me up.. Yes.. it's ok to laugh people. ( I don't mean that literally, AT people in wheel chairs)

      @msanthrope7768@msanthrope77683 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣😂🤭

      @imperallady@imperallady3 жыл бұрын

    • That's a line from family guy S1E5

      @arabhinav9436@arabhinav94362 жыл бұрын

    • How do you think some Jewish people became so funny after WW2?

      @EarthSurferUSA@EarthSurferUSA2 жыл бұрын

    • 😆

      @CloroxBleach-fq4my@CloroxBleach-fq4my Жыл бұрын

  • He looks like a ventriloquist's dummy that's gone off on a solo career.

    @Waltham1892@Waltham18924 жыл бұрын

    • Waltham1892 even laughs like one

      @royjonesrampage6684@royjonesrampage66844 жыл бұрын

    • @@royjonesrampage6684 Now that you mention it, yes...

      @Waltham1892@Waltham18924 жыл бұрын

    • This is the best comment ever 😂

      @2000dhruvagarwal@2000dhruvagarwal4 жыл бұрын

    • Wow you're so original. Oh wait...

      @batters4718@batters47184 жыл бұрын

    • And a very successful one indeed.

      @carlfranz6805@carlfranz68054 жыл бұрын

  • The master of stand-up comedy...who else could keep going for this long...and never miss a beat? Amazing! KUDOS!

    @unstoppablezone4980@unstoppablezone49802 жыл бұрын

    • George Carlin

      @snelgrave101@snelgrave1016 ай бұрын

  • I never saw Jimmy Carr before, i have to say, his humor is very witty and unique. I was laughing more than I normally would. Great Job! You sir are a great comedian

    @FollowSteveJPN@FollowSteveJPN5 ай бұрын

  • My god. So many one liners. How does he remember all that?

    @gojewla@gojewla4 жыл бұрын

    • For real he just fires them off one after another. Sometimes he has transitions, sometimes it's a hard cut and they generally all work xD

      @BanditOMG@BanditOMG4 жыл бұрын

    • @King Brilliant Did you just get really salty over someone getting complimented on performing their act well?

      @BanditOMG@BanditOMG4 жыл бұрын

    • @King Brilliant savage

      @TheComputec@TheComputec4 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheComputec Not really. Doctors study and go to school for years constantly being tested on their knowledge and are never required to give an hour long speech on 12 second of material at a time and actors only have to remember the lines for the individual scene they are doing at the time and they hardly ever recall their lines later. More comparable would be rappers doing a concert, but I guess that's too difficult to think of when you're so busy being salty because someone who isn't you receives praise.

      @GreenLightningHood@GreenLightningHood4 жыл бұрын

    • @@GreenLightningHood I think you've replied to the wrong person... This will happen occasionally when you don't know how comments work on KZhead... I replied to KING BRILLIANT that his response to the poster was SAVAGE... ie brutal, harsh I will reply to you by saying that you need to wind your neck back in and stop trying to be clever when you clearly cannot follow a conversation thread properly

      @TheComputec@TheComputec4 жыл бұрын

  • " I don't care if it looks racist that's a massive rucksack and I'm getting off the bus" 😂😂😅

    @user-tc3zj5cr5u@user-tc3zj5cr5u3 жыл бұрын

    • Gotta be the most relatable moment

      @ViceroyoftheDiptera@ViceroyoftheDiptera2 жыл бұрын

  • Hearing a raven noise coming out of his mouth in the middle of his jokes at random times is just priceless.

    @fecchitheillustrator7063@fecchitheillustrator70632 жыл бұрын

  • I'm so glad I found about this guy. Much love from 🇺🇸.

    @Officialmryuck@Officialmryuck3 жыл бұрын

    • You need to watch The big fat quiz! He host it and its Great! There on you tube

      @rneedham667@rneedham6672 жыл бұрын

    • @@rneedham667 I've been binge watching this game show since you suggested it. Thank you btw ☺ 💓

      @Officialmryuck@Officialmryuck2 жыл бұрын

  • Dark humour is truly the best humour

    @webbster64B@webbster64B4 жыл бұрын

    • @@kidyfiddler5527 not "offence" - just that what your name indicates is criminal

      @infiniLor@infiniLor4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Mk-One yeah, would you report a guy also if his name was "real ben laden"?

      @davgg9621@davgg96214 жыл бұрын

    • @@kidyfiddler5527 it's people like you who are the real snowflakes lmao, proper going off cause some saddo didn't like your joke. Get a grip.

      @AliS-ml7nd@AliS-ml7nd4 жыл бұрын

    • Kidy Fiddler *they’re

      @olliedylan1381@olliedylan13814 жыл бұрын

    • Kidy Fiddler “go back to wanking off Muslims u leftist” No believe it or not, being left wing isn’t “wanking off Muslims” it’s actually just being a decent human being and being accepting of people regardless of their race. I really pity your ignorance if you genuinely view Muslims in a negative light. I didn’t think people were actually that stupid that they believed the obnoxious propaganda the media shoved down our throats.

      @olliedylan1381@olliedylan13814 жыл бұрын

  • American Humour : *Dark Mode* British Humour : *Midnight Mode*

    @rockfriendmemo@rockfriendmemo4 жыл бұрын

    • Musical Humor: Depeche Mode

      @atheistninjadude@atheistninjadude4 жыл бұрын

    • Philosophy Ball Z *_*gently whispers_*_ reach out and touch faith*_

      @rockfriendmemo@rockfriendmemo4 жыл бұрын

    • Voice Chat Humour: Obama Mode

      @jediops_@jediops_4 жыл бұрын

    • surely British would be After Dark

      @jwinnfield9192@jwinnfield91924 жыл бұрын

    • Australian humour: no fuckin sun mode

      @KitNoxious@KitNoxious4 жыл бұрын

  • That long joke he told at the end was well worth the wait 😂😂😂😂

    @jackmag4056@jackmag40562 жыл бұрын

  • no matter how many times I watch this, I still laugh

    @dragames@dragames2 жыл бұрын

  • “They say that laughter is the best medicine, so maybe just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs....”

    @user-dt4sr8yl2r@user-dt4sr8yl2r4 жыл бұрын

    • Crying is the generic alternative...

      @caniscerulean@caniscerulean4 жыл бұрын

    • Sbeve 🤞🏼😬🤞🏼

      @brightwelllamin@brightwelllamin4 жыл бұрын

    • On my way to a hospital now. I'll let you know what happens

      @jameswebb2759@jameswebb27594 жыл бұрын

    • I've been in a chair for 16years now. Laughed my ass off on that one. :-)

      @bigbossimmotal@bigbossimmotal4 жыл бұрын

    • @@bigbossimmotal it really was a great one liner!

      @poppyfield1619@poppyfield16194 жыл бұрын

  • This guy is a comedy genius. I wish I could forget all the jokes I just heard, just to head them again..

    @renatobritto4096@renatobritto40963 жыл бұрын

    • Renato Britto Araujo auto correct

      @puroboi9591@puroboi95913 жыл бұрын

    • Lucky you, am literally not getting anything

      @gadwaithira@gadwaithira3 жыл бұрын

    • @@gadwaithira you're not getting it because it's not funny.

      @PrendeII@PrendeII3 жыл бұрын

    • @@gadwaithira . . ...... ................................ . ........ .... . ...... ............

      @stacyyoung1672@stacyyoung16722 жыл бұрын

    • @@PrendeII shut up.

      @Missjxss@Missjxss2 жыл бұрын

  • it's so fast that my laughs are getting overlapped.

    @scchouhansanjay@scchouhansanjay2 жыл бұрын

  • Still some of the best crowd work ever, he is so unbelievably quick witted it’s hard to believe !

    @ericanderson735@ericanderson7354 ай бұрын

  • Went to see him live around about the time this was filmed, laughed from start to end he was brilliant and to top it off waited at the exit to thank everyone and get a photo which I’m sure 95% don’t even think about doing I mentioned we might go see him a few weeks after that night when he was playing in our home town, and he said ‘oh I wouldn’t bother it’s the same show’ which was quality of him Funny, genuine, dolphin laughing fucking comedy legend

    @strictlycasual765@strictlycasual7654 жыл бұрын

    • Strange how the comedian who portrays a persona of being "out there" is down to earth and a good fellow.

      @snoppdeng2@snoppdeng24 жыл бұрын

    • 'Dolphin laughing' 😂😂😂

      @JediAhsokaTano@JediAhsokaTano4 жыл бұрын

    • Thanks for sharing the story. Love him more now.

      @pjyt@pjyt3 жыл бұрын

    • Was this in the uk?

      @unitedairco.5140@unitedairco.51402 жыл бұрын

    • @@unitedairco.5140 yeah mate

      @strictlycasual765@strictlycasual7652 жыл бұрын

  • Guy in crowd talks to Jimmy Carr... Jimmy Carr: So, you have chosen death.

    @awonderingoneil206@awonderingoneil2063 жыл бұрын

    • jimmy: and i took that personally

      @namao7497@namao74973 жыл бұрын

    • Jimmy: so I started roasting

      @Nononcense77@Nononcense773 жыл бұрын

    • and his mum too

      @wownero7785@wownero77852 жыл бұрын

    • Jimmy: Cowabunga it is.

      @Pagliacci_Rex@Pagliacci_Rex2 жыл бұрын

    • Jimmy carr: So Guy-In-Crowd's mum.....

      @luke_mckay@luke_mckay2 ай бұрын

  • Watching this at 2.42am. I am not well. This has perked me up lol

    @lyndsay2354@lyndsay23542 жыл бұрын

  • This guy is great, He tosses a lot of what I call comedy grenades, you have to think for a split second then the punchline goes off, hes a master at it.

    @jcadaver7327@jcadaver7327 Жыл бұрын

  • "It's easy to tell if your house is haunted. It isn't. Grow up" LOL This man's hilarious

    @Lukevin99@Lukevin994 жыл бұрын

  • I was practicing drawing human beans in different poses and somehow found this. You maintain such a perfect posture it's actually scary. Too bad I couldn't draw anything because I was gasping for air because I've laughed for an hour straight

    @grindingspider@grindingspider Жыл бұрын

    • Well that's quite a way to discover him 💀

      @Chief_Bill@Chief_Bill Жыл бұрын

    • What do human beans look like?

      @escapegoat32@escapegoat32 Жыл бұрын

  • He needs to do a show in the usa. He's fucking hilarious

    @brandonspeas8494@brandonspeas84948 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy’s laugh is amazing it’s like a seals war cry

    @emperorpalpatine4911@emperorpalpatine49113 жыл бұрын

    • Best description.

      @tesfuweldemikael2902@tesfuweldemikael29022 жыл бұрын

    • he laughs on the inhale instead of the exhale.

      @NatandGeorge@NatandGeorge2 жыл бұрын

    • Ha ha haaaaaaaaa

      @Ryrynz2000@Ryrynz20002 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @lawnguyland_guy@lawnguyland_guy2 жыл бұрын

    • @@NatandGeorge 10 points

      @chrisbailey1635@chrisbailey1635 Жыл бұрын

  • Jimmy: Any Australians in? Crowd: YEAHHH! Jimmy: Welcome Back. As an Aussie, this put me in tears of laughter!

    @HBLA@HBLA4 жыл бұрын

    • What was that supposed to mean?

      @prashantnittala2864@prashantnittala28644 жыл бұрын

    • Really!?!

      @elizabethferguson247@elizabethferguson2474 жыл бұрын

    • I thought he would follow "Welcome back" with something like "Escape or time served? Oh, just work release then?"

      @caniscerulean@caniscerulean4 жыл бұрын

    • Because the brits deported criminals in 1700 period, or around that time, to Australia. Hence the welcome back, I also like the 8 out of 10 cats joke "all Australian food is prison food" -paraphrased

      @dothething2892@dothething28924 жыл бұрын

    • @Patient 0 You think you are a smart ass dont ya? Australians are basically english who migrated to that island country a long time ago. Thats what welcome back meant. Read a book

      @prashantnittala2864@prashantnittala28644 жыл бұрын

  • Funny, daring and courageous. Pushing every boundary and proving that as human beings we can laugh at even the most taboo subjects! I think what it comes down to is the beauty of laughter and free speech. By the way, I read banned books!

    @erents1@erents19 ай бұрын

  • 18:31 lmao I love how he references where he thought of that joke. It was on an episode of countdown earlier in the year but with a different twist. But he managed repackage the joke and make it better lmao awesome

    @johnnysothersack6829@johnnysothersack68292 жыл бұрын

    • He probably owns the rights to Countdown jokes.

      @NatandGeorge@NatandGeorge2 жыл бұрын

  • "I did Countdown recently, the TV Show, not Dracula's special needs brother." Brilliant, just fucking brilliant!

    @peterbrottman7187@peterbrottman71873 жыл бұрын

  • "If a woman can see funny side of life, she's less likely to press charges" hahahaha 46:24

    @hampus6647@hampus66474 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣😅🤭

      @reganwolf4405@reganwolf44054 жыл бұрын

  • The speed of Jimmy’s mind is astounding. I’d love to sit and have a chat with him!

    @beautifulblackbeauty8641@beautifulblackbeauty86412 жыл бұрын

  • I love being British some of these answers people shout make me proud 😂

    @TheJamiebaby15@TheJamiebaby153 жыл бұрын

    • It’s not the cough that carries you off it’s the coughing they carry you off in …

      @doozerakapuckfutin@doozerakapuckfutin2 жыл бұрын

    • @@doozerakapuckfutin *coughin' they carry you off in

      @NatandGeorge@NatandGeorge2 жыл бұрын

  • Count Down, not Dracula’s special needs brother, SUCH A BRILLIANT JOKE🤣🤣🤣

    @benrhysf@benrhysf4 жыл бұрын

    • Ooooo shii...i Just got it!!😂😂😂😂

      @marieadesola5275@marieadesola52754 жыл бұрын

    • I had to pause the video at that point and think about it. When I got it, I did laugh out loud.

      @LAnonHubbard@LAnonHubbard4 жыл бұрын

    • Hilarious. It took a moment to get it though

      @alexandrapascal6744@alexandrapascal67444 жыл бұрын

    • Haha I saw that on cats does countdown I laughed 😂

      @sonofabrick2945@sonofabrick29454 жыл бұрын

    • I don't get it x_x

      @MemeGang420@MemeGang4204 жыл бұрын

  • The only comedian in the world who can make audience laugh just by laughing.

    @Potato-qv6hq@Potato-qv6hq4 жыл бұрын

    • Frankie Boyle

      @georgecrowcroft9260@georgecrowcroft92604 жыл бұрын

    • Seth rogans another

      @thetacoguy4787@thetacoguy47874 жыл бұрын

    • Ricky Gervais? Dude...

      @drivetestdummies@drivetestdummies4 жыл бұрын

    • Practically anyone, laughter makes people laugh.

      @davidjames4521@davidjames45214 жыл бұрын

    • Billy Connolly

      @burgersbeansandchips@burgersbeansandchips4 жыл бұрын

  • i love how he actively encourages hecklers and makes it a whole part of his act

    @iconoclast137@iconoclast1376 ай бұрын

  • "Razy Lacisism" 😂

    @jazzpip1@jazzpip12 жыл бұрын

  • "has anyone in here actually seen a ghost?" "whoooo" wait a minute...

    @NicoSavio2395@NicoSavio23953 жыл бұрын

    • 8

      @trueRisshi@trueRisshi3 жыл бұрын

    • @@trueRisshi yeah 8

      @jitr0619@jitr06193 жыл бұрын

  • I’ve watched this 6 times now and it still makes me laugh

    @kellendoyle3148@kellendoyle31483 жыл бұрын

    • Only 6 lol

      @doozerakapuckfutin@doozerakapuckfutin2 жыл бұрын

    • Me Too or more!!

      @rneedham667@rneedham6672 жыл бұрын

    • He's brilliant

      @seanpenn659@seanpenn6592 жыл бұрын

  • 18:28 (19:02 Exactly) The "I would crawl over broken glass" joke's timestamp if you were looking for it.

    @hrithikgeorge4751@hrithikgeorge47513 жыл бұрын

  • This is the first special that make jokes about Islam and not just Christianity. Tank you.

    @MarcoshijodeJesus@MarcoshijodeJesus11 ай бұрын

    • Show is from 10 year ago

      @sit-insforsithis1568@sit-insforsithis156810 ай бұрын

  • “Your not grading potato paintings are you?” I’m dying inside! 😂🤣

    @obibomb6431@obibomb64314 жыл бұрын

    • You're*

      @danijelujcic8644@danijelujcic86443 жыл бұрын

    • Don't forget to tag your favourite gag!

      @lenaqui148@lenaqui1483 жыл бұрын

    • Yer, they don’t do potato painting in SpEd..

      @desertdaisymarie6951@desertdaisymarie69513 жыл бұрын

  • Holy shit. New content. 10 year old new content but still, Thanks Jimmy. Not enough top tier comedians do much with their KZhead. Good on ya mate, thanks for uploading

    @floatinggoose9197@floatinggoose91974 жыл бұрын

    • @Rich West Yea, I noticed pretty shortly after I commented. Still nice to have the full show up, instead of watching other peoples channels who have edited all his content together

      @floatinggoose9197@floatinggoose91974 жыл бұрын

    • I wonder what is his newest content because I'm trying to find it all over and I can't find anything new. Did he stop doing comedy does anybody know what happened?

      @IrenaDeacon@IrenaDeacon4 жыл бұрын

    • @@IrenaDeacon does a British TV game show, and it's just take your time off. Not all Comics put a special out every year

      @floatinggoose9197@floatinggoose91974 жыл бұрын

    • @@IrenaDeacon or he's dead

      @floatinggoose9197@floatinggoose91974 жыл бұрын

    • You do realise Jimmy Carr is not actually replying right? Anyone can start a channel using any name that's available, I just thought you should know this before you get too disappointed when he doesn't reply.

      @rabbitphobia@rabbitphobia4 жыл бұрын

  • 14:10 this man is just a genuis with the jokes 😭😭 omg this is so good

    @fernando.2330@fernando.23302 жыл бұрын

  • He is the best comedian in the world. Nobody else comes close!

    @rambo7135@rambo71352 жыл бұрын

    • Bill Burr is pretty lit.

      @truthcantbesilenced4533@truthcantbesilenced45338 ай бұрын

  • It’s like 3 in the morning and I choked on my drink when he said “A threesome with two girls means he’s thinking of you. So you have someone to talk to afterwards”

    @alexparadise91@alexparadise914 жыл бұрын

  • Fifty shades of grey the best selling book that year, whats the world coming too? The most subtle joke Ive ever heard!

    @paulpaganhawkmarshall8286@paulpaganhawkmarshall82864 жыл бұрын

    • Paul PaganHawk Marshall I noticed that he also looked in the direction of the lesbians with a sly look. If that was the intent, it’s a perfect triple entendre. If not, I still choose to believe that he looked at the lesbians

      @epiphonedude4999@epiphonedude49994 жыл бұрын

    • The one about the teacher girlfriend who wanted him to put his hand up before sex was very subtle as well. (Not sure if it was in this show or one of the other two; watched them in a row)

      @bitzibaerlie@bitzibaerlie4 жыл бұрын

    • Was in this one ye. I was like 10 seconds behind on that one

      @RezEverday@RezEverday4 жыл бұрын

    • Thinking about it now, 50 shades of grey wasn't such a horrible thing to happen with this world.

      @DevilCryno@DevilCryno3 жыл бұрын

    • @@DevilCryno I reasd the whoole trilogy, & didn't find it overly sexual.

      @NatandGeorge@NatandGeorge2 жыл бұрын

  • I love the constant put down of the hecklers

    @karlmark9967@karlmark99672 жыл бұрын

  • My face hurts its so hard to be quiet when he opens his mouth a tells jokes I love it 👏👏👏

    @anthonybensonjr6949@anthonybensonjr69492 жыл бұрын

  • -Have you ever surprised your parents having sex? - Yes - What did you see? - Awful things 😂😂😂

    @kambalechristian8856@kambalechristian88564 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, Dad said get off the girl as they left the room. think it was the handcuffs that got them.

      @trgtdron@trgtdron4 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, when the flash bulb went off...........

      @trgtdron@trgtdron4 жыл бұрын

    • -My dad and my sister.

      @greglawrencemusic@greglawrencemusic4 жыл бұрын

    • Did you get an eye full?

      @NatandGeorge@NatandGeorge2 жыл бұрын

  • "Every night after the show, I have attractive women banging on my dressing room door and sometimes I let them out". Love it.

    @alisonn7200@alisonn72004 жыл бұрын

    • Woody Allen thanks you.

      @texasray5237@texasray52373 жыл бұрын

    • He copied that off dean martin

      @Nic560@Nic5603 жыл бұрын

  • « That is your conscience, you monster » I died there 😂😂 HAHAHAH

    @passerby-0978@passerby-09782 жыл бұрын

  • I like how you remind everyone it's all jokes and shouldn't be applied to real life.

    @Pagliacci_Rex@Pagliacci_Rex2 жыл бұрын

  • I actually like how the audience are good sports about his jokes, it makes them way funnier when the people he's talking to laugh along with them.

    @KlepticHeist@KlepticHeist4 жыл бұрын

  • He is basically Stewie Griffin like 30 years in the future...

    @anisatrash4724@anisatrash47243 жыл бұрын

    • *40

      @zeddyzedderson5174@zeddyzedderson51743 жыл бұрын

    • Cool whip

      @davidclark9619@davidclark96193 жыл бұрын

    • @@davidclark9619 cool hwip

      @zeddyzedderson5174@zeddyzedderson51743 жыл бұрын

    • less gay tho

      @josketobben@josketobben3 жыл бұрын

    • Similar accent

      @marshjj3788@marshjj37883 жыл бұрын

  • I'm sure you will not read this Jimmy... But Know I have been watching your comedy from The Midwest USA since 2012. You are hilarious in your set up and delivery!!! Not that you need some corn picker from Midwest to tell ya for ego stuff!! That's your issue stop draggin me into it ya TWAT!!! Your crowd work is UNMATCHED then and NOW, by anyone in world IMO!!! Thanks Jimmy you are are a great Comedian. Hope to see you on tour in USA!!! Thank You again!

    @mine69@mine698 ай бұрын

  • Love his humor and his laugh... on another note he looks like he is ready to be groomed 😆🤣 keep up the good work you are now my favorite comedian

    @TwistedMediaOnt@TwistedMediaOnt2 жыл бұрын

  • Don't heckle Jimmy -- you ain't smart enough, & you WILL lose!

    @NatandGeorge@NatandGeorge3 жыл бұрын

    • No, DO heckle Jimmy. It's funnier for the rest of us. ;)

      @gymnasiast90@gymnasiast903 жыл бұрын

    • @@gymnasiast90 fair point. But the point remains, they ain't smart enough & they DO lose! But funnily.

      @NatandGeorge@NatandGeorge2 жыл бұрын

    • @@NatandGeorge what's ain't short for?

      @xxashley314xx@xxashley314xx2 жыл бұрын

  • I'm sat in a bar in Hanoi, having a few beers, no company, laughing like a lunatic at this with my headphones on. Thanks Jimmy!!

    @eamonhanka@eamonhanka4 жыл бұрын

  • This guy is epic, no limits haha

    @cybinnaturaldomaincnd3955@cybinnaturaldomaincnd39553 жыл бұрын

  • Do not let your comedic guard down with this chap. Layers upon layers of funny. Stay frosty y'all!

    @DBRising@DBRising2 жыл бұрын

  • Real cool of you to put up a whole show. Real cool. Thank you.

    @uniqueflowsnake@uniqueflowsnake4 жыл бұрын

  • "She's gonna be dead before she testifies"🤣🤣🤣

    @ritikd225@ritikd2253 жыл бұрын

    • Epstein's girlfriend?

      @benjohnson6833@benjohnson68333 жыл бұрын

    • @@benjohnson6833 😂😂😂 OMFG - that's fucking brutal 😂😂😂 respect.

      @ronin_bd9418@ronin_bd94183 жыл бұрын

    • @@benjohnson6833 he was talking about Jimmy Savile

      @dragon___@dragon___3 жыл бұрын

    • @@dragon___ 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

      @benjohnson6833@benjohnson68333 жыл бұрын

  • Absolutely killed this show!

    @piprnic1@piprnic18 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy Carr? Full show? Depression solved 😁

    @okthen842@okthen8424 жыл бұрын

    • F

      @MrGoldenV@MrGoldenV4 жыл бұрын

    • Bob Dave F

      @Craig-gq4gb@Craig-gq4gb4 жыл бұрын

    • F

      @MikkelSnickel@MikkelSnickel4 жыл бұрын

    • F

      @eshwar6969@eshwar69694 жыл бұрын

    • Unless you're fat

      @RGY33@RGY334 жыл бұрын

  • You light up ours lives..with absolute darkness. Thank you Mr. Carr

    @SILENTSLICE50@SILENTSLICE504 жыл бұрын

  • A fearless and intelligent comic...very rare. LMAO.

    @unstoppablezone4980@unstoppablezone49802 жыл бұрын

  • I know i shoud absolutely NOT be laughing but im doubled over 😂😂

    @user-qz4xi9yw3d@user-qz4xi9yw3d3 күн бұрын

  • I still love the “where’s Alan” bait

    @THEREALBLU13@THEREALBLU133 жыл бұрын

  • I’m not British but I just discovered this guy he’s great

    @jmaraman3869@jmaraman38693 жыл бұрын

    • Check out Roy Chubby Brown & Paul Chowdhry :)

      @Liaaaam@Liaaaam3 жыл бұрын

  • I love Jimmy, always take things to extremes.

    @karun_vv7190@karun_vv71902 жыл бұрын

  • Hands down his best Special. Hope they release the Extended and Uncut version of this

    @hojo_sosec@hojo_sosec4 ай бұрын

  • I always thought his laughter was fake, as he sounded like a dying crow! He is actually much funnier live.

    @cherub73au@cherub73au3 жыл бұрын

    • Where did you hear him dead?

      @raskolnikovsghost2701@raskolnikovsghost27013 жыл бұрын

    • @@raskolnikovsghost2701 are you serious ?

      @itachi-fj1so@itachi-fj1so3 жыл бұрын

    • @@raskolnikovsghost2701 ha ha haaaah!

      @neverjethot@neverjethot3 жыл бұрын

    • He's great live. I had the pleasure of meeting him about 10 years ago after a show. Genuinely a lovely bloke, enjoyed having a chat with him.

      @bigboredthing@bigboredthing2 жыл бұрын

    • it is fake, he's said it before

      @bargun3943@bargun3943 Жыл бұрын

  • 03:43 the bit about being hysteric when the landline rings - that is spot on. It's only there to keep my PTSD on high alert mode

    @XmanSully@XmanSully4 жыл бұрын

    • When my landline rings, I need to decide whether to be highly abusive, or string the 'microsoft support department' along for as long as possible. Managed 45 minutes so far, but would really like to achieve the full hour.

      @alexf7377@alexf73774 жыл бұрын

    • @@alexf7377 I achieved at least 9 hours once it was hilarious

      @zawar8225@zawar82254 жыл бұрын

  • Probably the best standup comedian with intellectual and daring wits 👏👌

    @SenthilKumar-pb3nu@SenthilKumar-pb3nu Жыл бұрын

  • Great show as usual. This Canadian started loving funny "Panel Shows" because of you, such great humour, tyvm Mr Carr.

    @PaiOeShi@PaiOeShi2 жыл бұрын

  • 1 hour 30 mins of pure gold, this guy is a machine and never fails one;)

    @raven7350@raven73504 жыл бұрын

  • Jimmy: "Did any one ever walk in on someone having sex?" Fan: "I did" Jimmy "did you get an eyeful?" That one slipped by me the first time.

    @ppumpkin3282@ppumpkin32824 жыл бұрын

    • I still don't get it

      @twiceisworst@twiceisworst4 жыл бұрын

    • It didn't slip by the poor guys eye though.

      @iljaradenkovs7150@iljaradenkovs71503 жыл бұрын

  • Thank you Sir for bringing such joy, and happiness to so many people. My hat's off to you btother!

    @megacultureshock@megacultureshock Жыл бұрын

  • I laughed out loud many times, this is so gold!

    @MantraHerbInchSin@MantraHerbInchSin Жыл бұрын

  • Alright, since he brought it up, let's talk bad gifts. I'll start: my dad got me some office supplies for my tenth birthday. I later found out he didn't even buy them, he forgot about my birthday and just wrapped what looked the most unused on his desk.

    @akisadiamond@akisadiamond3 жыл бұрын

    • My girlfriend gave me a sticker to put on my car key...

      @ilnuovomanzoni@ilnuovomanzoni3 жыл бұрын

    • My ex gave me a nose hair trimmer for christmas.. it was well deserved all i gave her was concert tickets (with plane tickets and hotell) and a necklace she was drooling over.

      @glorygiraffe6317@glorygiraffe63173 жыл бұрын

    • Thats just sad

      @selenajarv8763@selenajarv87632 жыл бұрын

    • @@glorygiraffe6317 that's your fault, not hers

      @davinpeterson79@davinpeterson792 жыл бұрын
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