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Lyrics:
I know that we're just perfect strangers
And perfect strangers that just won't do, no
Why not make today the day that a perfect stranger falls for you
And as we approach each other we feel the chemistry
With every step that we take it gains in intensity
The moment comes when it's time to take your breath away
I step right up to you and say
Herp de derp
Herp de derp
Herp herp herp herp herp de derp
I'm not this awkward all the time
Only when love is on the line
Herp de derp de derp de derp de derp derp derpy
Herpy derp herp derp herpy
Herping like it's going out of style
Imma go cry in a corner now
Girl you know that I've been waiting
For a girl as amazing as a girl like you
I may just be a crazy dreamer
But you can make a dreamer's wildest dreams come true
When I first saw you I knew that we had this chemistry
Take one step closer so we can feel this intensity
Reach out my hand and
Herp de derp
Herp dep derp
Herp herp herp herp herp de derp
I usually don't spill my coffee
But when I herp and I derp you can't stop me
Herpily derpily derpily derpily herpy derp derpy
Herpily derp herpy derp herpy
Herping like I'm a professional
Or a herpy derp demon possessed my soul
Oh every time I think she's mine I herp
Whenever I think we'll be together, I derp
One day I hope I'll find
Someone who doesn't mind
Being embarrassed by me all of the time
Herp de derp
Herp de derp
Herp herp herp herp herp de derp
I could have anyone here except
I'm extraordinarily socially inept
Herpy flerpy schmerpy berky quirpy derp derpy
Herpity derp herpy derp herpy
We're both herping like it's going out of style
We never need to herp alone now
[ad lbs]
[herpin on the herps yeah - herpin on the derps yeah - I can't stop herpin]
Chords:
[verse] Am Dm G C (x2)
Dm Am G Dm Am G
[chorus] Am Em F C Dm G F C E
Am Em F C Dm G F C
Am Em F C (x2)
[bridge] Dm Am C G
Cm Am C Esus - E
Since the dawn of time, humankind has been victim to herpery and derpery. This was true when humans inhabited the jungle. It remained true when some moved to the high plains and the caves. When they trekked through the ice and snow and into forests and deserts and more jungles and more plains, it still remained true--and will even after they move away from the coastlines and into the skies.
Herpery and Derpery are eternal aggressors, having little regard for the passage of time and the changing of climates. There is no eradication- only the discovery of someone with complementary herp qualities. Those who derp too much or not enough will seem crazy or boring, respectively. Some have a manner of herping that just feels too foreign. But somewhere out there, there's a derp for your herp and a herp for your derp.
#SchmoCinematicUniverse #Schmoyoho
This song is for anyone who has ever herped, derped, or participated in any combination of the 2. You know who you are.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money...
This has got to be one of the funniest comedy music videos I've seen
schmoyoho Nice cameo, lmao. And those two sing very well. Great song.
Pretty much described how my boyfriend and I got together.. New favourite song~
It's very cool now I know about such cool guys
Haven’t thought bout this song in years and it just randomly popped into my head today had to hunt it down to listen to it again
Same here
Dawg legit today it came into my head and I was like????? I haven't heard this in like 5 years LMAOAOAO
same, it randomly popped into my head after not listening to it for basically a decade ☠️
Same here dawg
This was peak KZhead. It all went sideways from here.
And that kids, is how I met your mother.
Salty LMAO XD
Salty *clap clap*
😂😂😂😂😂
Oop
Mom and dad would like you to leave me alone now.
This is just SO good. Stephon is wicked and you can tell Bean is going to be huge one day. UGH I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH.
Anisa Rahman still agree with myself a year later
oh hello tomska you make awesome videos... i will probably not be noticed i dont care XD
*Hello to you too, tomska.*
Omg he was here 3 years ago!!! Yees
Well I agree. 5 years later.
A moments silence for those fallen to the... herp de derp.. *Bows head *
Creeps!!! Omg I love your vids. You're awesome
I didn't know he watched these kinds of videos
creeps watches this? THATS AS AWESOME AS TOAST FOR BREAKFAST(that's awesome for me)!!!!!
Oh my J.T.K! It's Mr.C him self!
*bows head* Love your vids, btw.
Michael I don't know if you guys read comments on old videos, but this is one of my all time favorite songs, it's a timeless masterpiece imo. On par with the top quality modern songs, can't believe it does not have 1 billion views.
they make the news sound pretty damn good, but when these guys make an original song it just sounds clean, no matter how silly the subject matter they make their beats flow together so cohesively. Such talented artists, it's so refreshing
Now THAT'S an all star cast! "Can I have a daiquiri?" lol! Cracked me up all the way through!
Lol love you shay
hi shay
haha, love u shay..watched you guys for about 3 years now..2nd family :)
Oh,my god lol! Hi shay
Yeah I Love The Shaytards so much !!! I watch them everyday
No music video has ever described me better
Lol
me too
yep
yea
you sssooo get me man I should have wrote a comment when I first saw this
*[silly herpy derpy noises] [but together]* **BEST CLOSED CAPTION EVER**
Still come back to listen to this creative masterpiece
2 million views?! I'd like to thank anyone who's ever herped, derped, querped, flerped, berked, or, most importantly, nyeurshed!
+schmoyoho ahh yes the ye ole nyershed, dark days they were.
+schmoyoho You've earned it. This song is catchy, humorous, and well filmed. I enjoyed it thoroughly. Great job, and keep up the amazing work!
The girl looks like jenette mcurdy
+Magical cookie the one on the thumb nail
+Magical cookie bean does
I feel this video on a deeply emotional level
I feel this video on a derply emotional level
+Sophovot Herp de Derp?
I fell like this is how people see me
Those guys gotta screw cuz the emotion dis high can't go without a sex scene y know what i mean?
SHAKE MY HAND.
I haven't watched this video for almost 7 years! Time flies...
I just discovered this and it's my favourite video ever. Already watched it like six times
Regő Józsa same but I have been reunited with it
They sing so well though
Bean wildfire(lyric video) check it out☺️
They sing it to well for it to be weird
This is the best awkward teenager song
awkward teenager? try awkward late-twenty-somethings. xD
@@pixcelation 30s and 40s apply too 😂
Peopleing is hard.
Honestly, this is their most underrated song and deserves more views
I’m back because after all do these years the video is still SO GORGEOUS!!
That old mans reaction to the drink spilling on him is priceless, its literally perfect.
His face is just poifect
+Sqwodwid Tentukals But "herp de derp" chorus had to be beginning at that moment he begun cleaning his notebook, his movements so herpy-derpy ^_^
A beautiful love song for all the herpers and derpers out there! And that voice over at the beginning was super sexy- is that Mark Douglas? (Yes, it is.)
there's no question about it- no one else has a voice so soothing
Haha! As I heard the Intro I was thinking "I know that voice... Barely Political... Yeah it really sounds like Mark!" You guys are my favourite youtubers!
Oh. My. God! Someone from Barely Political just one plused my comment! First I want to thank my parents! They always believed in me! Then I would like to thank my friends, arms, and legs for always beeing by my side and supporting me! It is an big honor for me, a boy from a small, german town, to get this far! I always imagined this day and now it has come true! I am finally there! Guys... I think today is the day! Now schmoyoho (accent on the yo) one-plused it, too! Anything is possible today! I might win a million in the lottery! Or become a nobel prize winner!
.
Mark Douglas is sexy as hell!
I'm listening to my "funny songs" Playlist I made in middleschool... this is the first song on it...
should be on the “emotional songs” playlist
1:47 turn on captions, you won't regret it. Very sly captioner, very sly.
Sneaky
😂😂😂😂
Donald Trump's herp derp
Thank you
Ha!!!
Diggin' the Vibe on this one!
Hey Daym, can I get you a Daiquiri? LOL
Daym Drops thanks, Daym!
***** Thank you :D
People are talking about the girl in the coffee shop, but I'm sitting here trying to get over Bean (the female lead).
+Abel First-Quao right???
+Abel First-Quao I know right???
Yup
Yup
hell yeah!!
When she sang I’m gonna go cry in a corner now 🎵 😂
I'm so awkward around my crush so I used this as my explaination
xD
Lola #1 lol 😂
You used a song as your explanation? 🤔
A year ago, I had met up with a female friend to review for a test. Instead of reviewing, we were looking at youtube videos and she showed me this song. It immediately became my favorite song! I texted her the next day telling her that the song was stuck in my head!! This song literally portrayed both of our dating lives. A week later we went on a date because we had so many dorky things in common that we enjoyed. Well, to make a long story short. A month ago, she and I both were married to each other!!! If it wasn't for this song, I probably would not of found the love of my life!! Yay, for herp de derping!!! Dorkyness leads to love everyone!!!
I'm curious how you guys are doing now
Did you dance to this song at your wedding?
Divorced
Cool story, but this never happened.
Congratulations!!!
Honestly, who would have thought that such stupid sounding words like herp and derp could make an amazing song? LOL.
+Kagena well that's schmoyho in a nutshell they make any word into a song
ikr
Hell, they turned schmoyoho into a song :)
ya 😄lol
Enna Mae When my mom saw this video on my recommended videos section on KZhead, she said, "Herp the Derp??!!"
I would be legitimately thrilled if I ever heard this song on top forty radio. Rather than the song's awesomeness being diminished by mainstream shitty radio, it would uplift radio from it's shittyness. That's how good it is.
Reading in the late Casey Kasem's voice: "And now a song about that awkwardness some of us feel meeting someone new and special; Schmoyoho's 'Herp de Derp'.
The Herp de Derp Demon has possessed my soul still in 2022 these songs are just nostalgic
Bonus points for working "extraordinarily socially inept" into a song....Right up there with "pompatus of love"
life goal = achieved - hard to fit that many syllables, BUT WORTH IT
I Look so Young and Vibrant in this. Also was a dream come true to work with you guys. Mad Respect for you guys. Talented, Hilarious, Genuine. I love it.
You were the man in the coffee shop right? :)
Your part was soooo awkward but I loved they way you act. It was soo funny good job!
Who did you play?
this is 2 years old and this is still me in a nutshell
Mizuii Angel Holic same
More like 4 years now.
almost 5 years and still me in a nutshell
it's been 6 years and it doesn't feel anything has changed, right gamers
I'm just plagued with thoughts of self-end now.
people of earth!! we wrote a longer musical that has some herping® and derping® here - kzhead.info/sun/osyCmdeDroesppE/bejne.html
people of schmoyoho!! do you respond to people of earth?
Banteroic Acid lol no
schmoyoho ok
More things like this schmoYOho, please. Try rock version maybe? :)
+Dad Is Rad no dad is not rad
My most herpy-derpy time was on a sunny day, my bff (guy ) stood there whilst i danced like a complete weirdo with these people in yellow suits. yeah...
Elizabeth Hearfield this situation sounds eerily similar to the video
Oh my god no way
Elizabeth Hearfield Am I the only one who thought this was sarcasm at first?
Elizabeth Hearfield *the more you know*
+Elizabeth Hearfield I literary hate when this happens to me!
Really? Nobody talking about how he stuck his finger in that other guy's bellybutton at the end?
+HarrehTee no, that was totally normal
+schmoyoho well thanks for clarifying, I'll go out and do it to all my friends!
+HarrehTee enjoy the bacteria
+schmoyoho i didn't see it
Why do people comment on the disturbing stuff like seriously
This is actually a very nice song :)
1:11 is so good! He just slays the singing! I just keep on replaying it
This is so me, seriously. I should cry but this is too funny xD Great job guys!
IT'S SCHROOMIE - thanks a billion, all we did was film bean & stephon reality-style while this actually happened
Roomie❤️
Introduced me to another good KZheadr
Same.
At Smule herping and derping is pretty much what keeps us alive. We breathe in the "herp" and breathe out the "derp". Love the new song and video guys! May all the awkward people around the world unite in song (and an awkward attempt at dancing)
using Herp/Derp to power your office, you can live off the grid even more easily than you could using Wind/Solar
schmoyoho True, just stay away from derp powered cars. There are some places you simply shouldn't herp and/or derp.
"I may just be a crazy dreamer, but you can make a dreamer's wildest dreams come true" is such a fantastic line.
every 8 months or so i come back to listen to this, its a ripper!
My social life in one video
Same .-.
I feel you...
+Elsa Maria the Shadow Witch You both have anime profile pictures and say this. Interesting
+Christopher Wright Implying that anime is a cause and not an effect? Try the other way around.
+Scarlett Rose Wow, so you have an amazing social life with singing and dancing, wish mine was that exciting, thanks for rubbing it in our faces, jerk.
This video has more lens flares than all COD games combined... This is great :D
note that they're on the prechoruses during pre-herp/derp phase
schmoyoho The power of the quickherps/derps are strong with it.
schmoyoho Brutal realism never contains lens flares
It has more lens flares than all of the modern Star Trek movies ;)
it has more lense flare than battlefield three when Dice discovered the color blue
oh my goshh i used to be obsessed with this!!
I like how the subtitles say “I usually don’t spill my covfefe”
lolll nice
unfunny
Every moment of my life.
But it's one of your most endearing traits! Like, seriously, I'm pretty sure that couple is us.
To quote a friend, this hurts in the embarrassment plexus.
;-P
I...cannot think of anything else clever to say in return. *herp de derp*
Suzanne Wood Herpy derp herp derp herpy.
Absolutely delightful.
i'm amazed you returned to this channel after you were so cruelly Morchaeled. thanks for being forgiving
schmoyoho I knew she would come around
The moral of this video is attractive people can act awkward and still be liked by other awkward attractive people.
not exactly but yes, pretty much
This song isn't supposed to make me teary-eyed. god damnit.
Next on "IF LOVE SONGS WERE REALISTIC".......
xD Yes.
This is so me
I love that narrating at the beginning!
it's Mark Douglas !!
schmoyoho wow
schmoyoho Oh I didn't know, cool
schmoyoho it's like some biology program at nat geo.
holy crap mark douglas needs to narrarate my song
Still gets me. Just Herp de derped the other day and said it out loud, my coworker gave me the strangest look, so I shrugged and awkwardly walked away
this is one of my favorite types of editing. it fits the music perfectly. i just love everything about this. it's all so adorable. if someone herp de derped to me, i'd claim them on the spot.
The bridge is soooooooo good.
bridges are important, they must be nourished
Ah yes, nourishing bridges.
this song explains my life, one big HERP DE DERP
Same. let's herp 2getha
yaaas HERP HERP HERP DER DERP DERP
+butterflygirl236 derp derp derp derp de- heeeerp
herp de derp de derp
herp de derp
My verse for the remix I saw you in a restaurant and I had to stop and talk to you, oh yea I don't believe in fairytales but This fairytale just might come true I feel the blood rush to my head from my extremities Walk a bit closer and we can feel the intensity Walk up to you and Herp de derp herp de derp Herp derp derp derp herp de derp I banged my fucking head on the welcome sign Now that first impression is on your mind Herp de derp de derp de derp de derp derp herpy Herpily derp derpy derp herpy Herping with the best of the Herpers yet Now I need a song dosage of Derp-ocet
This song makes me feel surprisingly self-confident and happy. Knowing that being so incredibly awkward is common enough that there's actually a song about it makes me feel much less alone in the world.
If this song didn't get views as many as that God awful "Hangover" by Psy, I will lose faith in humanity. Their voices are so smooth and so good to my ears.
Truest words spoken. So very,very right about that.
Well it's not going to
Brendan Beckett True that but you'll never know. Internet is unpredictable sometimes.
This video changed my life. I am no longer afraid to both herp and deep.
FLY FREE, YOUNG DERPER
@@schmoyoho are you still visiting this video? I think, that video is needs to be in 4K.
I love when youtube recommends me brilliant songs from 2014. They're my guilty pleasure and no one can see this side of me.
2:42 I was drinking. It went everywhere.
Ima go cry in a corner now😭
I feel like this song conveys a cute message about finding someone who can embrace and accept your inner awkwardness; a beautiful message to all of the herping and derping of this world ^_^
i’ve never felt more welcome listening to a song that strikes me to the core of my nucleus with every listen, i can’t fathom the world without herping and derping -thankyou
wyo
who would've thought i'd come back for this song XD
Bean is a good singer
IKR .. her voice its so beautiful
Ikr
Ikr
that is a fact
True that
who would be embarassed by bean? she's so adorable...
NOT me
+CptZSLight Well why not. :)
Indeed, agreed.
A girl like her would be funny.
if anything the derpyness would only make it cuter...
Even after all these years I keep coming back to this song... I'm surprised that Bean didn't break out :(
Still a banger. Almost a decade later
Oh look. My song.
You did a great job... On Lying
+Josh McAree What? I didn't write the song obviously. But I relate. Quite a bit.
Oh gg then
I know this is SO late... but out of every comment saying how people relate to this, this was my favorite because it was just like, Oh look. XD so casual!
+Dance Your Heart Out LPSSSSSS
YOU CANNOT STOP ME FROM SPILLING MY COFFEE!
Herpes derpes
I know that we're just perfect strangers And perfect strangers that just won't do, no Why not make today the day that a perfect stranger falls for you And as we approach each other we feel the chemistry With every step that we take it gains in intensity The moment comes when it's time to take your breath away I step right up to you and say Herp de derp Herp de derp Herp herp herp herp herp de derp I'm not this awkward all the time Only when love is on the line Herp de derp de derp de derp de derp derp derpy Herpy derp herp derp herpy Herping like it's going out of style Imma go cry in a corner now Girl you know that I've been waiting For a girl as amazing as a girl like you I may just be a crazy dreamer But you can make a dreamer's wildest dreams come true When I first saw you I knew that we had this chemistry Take one step closer so we can feel this intensity Reach out my hand and Herp de derp Herp dep derp Herp herp herp herp herp de derp I usually don't spill my coffee But when I herp and I derp you can't stop me Herpily derpily derpily derpily herpy derp derpy Herpily derp herpy derp herpy Herping like I'm a professional Or a herpy derp demon possessed my soul Oh every time I think she's mine I herp Whenever I think we'll be together, I derp One day I hope I'll find Someone who doesn't mind Being embarrassed by me all of the time Herp de derp Herp de derp Herp herp herp herp herp de derp I could have anyone here except I'm extraordinarily socially inept Herpy flerpy schmerpy berky quirpy derp derpy Herpity derp herpy derp herpy We're both herping like it's going out of style We never need to herp alone now [ad lbs] [herpin on the herps yeah - herpin on the derps yeah - I can't stop herpin] Chords: [verse] Am Dm G C (x2) Dm Am G Dm Am G [chorus] Am Em F C Dm G F C E Am Em F C Dm G F C Am Em F C (x2) [bridge] Dm Am C G Cm Am C Esus - E Since the dawn of time, humankind has been victim to herpery and derpery. This was true when humans inhabited the jungle. It remained true when some moved to the high plains and the caves. When they trekked through the ice and snow and into forests and deserts and more jungles and more plains, it still remained true--and will even after they move away from the coastlines and into the skies. Herpery and Derpery are eternal aggressors, having little regard for the passage of time and the changing of climates. There is no eradication- only the discovery of someone with complementary herp qualities. Those who derp too much or not enough will seem crazy or boring, respectively. Some have a manner of herping that just feels too foreign. But somewhere out there, there's a derp for your herp and a herp for your derp.
Smoyo, when I was sad I came too your channel you put a smile on my face when I was sad happy mad scared thanks from. Bryan
I herped when I should have derped.
+Evil Gary Some call it bisexual or transgender
+Evil Gary Dear God...
+Evil Gary Where’s the derp button on this thing!?
+Evil Gary Garrryyy? Gary!
Am I the only one here who wouldn't mind about herping or derping ? I mean if a girl came to me and herp or derp, I would find that so cute !
+Silver Soul You are not alone, bruh. You are not alone.
You're Not the only 1 m8
Awww thats so sweet :)
+Rae Stay :P
Ikr
I love how you can tell which yellow suit is which gregory bro (and Sarah) just by their characters.
She kind of looks like Sam from iCarly :0
I miss that show
yeaa I tought like that too
and I fux with that
she actualy reaally does
Or Jenette Mccurdy
Aw fudge, I'm the guy pretending to be interested in the books....
be proud, there are more of us out there
Thanks :,)
***** And even if that were true I still live in Europe =)
Raging Penguin Check before you hate. Its perfect grammar :P
MY GOD. THE FUCK. WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE???
Maybe it's just me, but I think guys are far more forgiving of a herp de derping girl than the other way around. As long as you're not a herk de jerk. Being a little socially awkward is a positive trait for a girl in my view, especially since my ex wife was NOT like that, but rather a very skilled manipulator who, for example, got an atheist to pay her way through seminary.
That escalated quickly
Well, in that post, I guess, but there is a logical thread through the whole thing: I believe (conjecture) that most guys are more forgiving of awkward girls ---> I, myself, prefer them. ---> The opposite (a very skilled social engineer) can be disastrous. *****
bobtheduck dayum.... she got skills 😕
I like guys who are a little socially awkward, probably because I'm less self-conscious of my own shyness when I'm around them.
bobtheduck This is true because the guy is usually expected to "win her over" and entertain her...unfortunately
More! I think Herp De Derp needs a part 2. Please!
I am like this all the time when me and my friends are out in public, but we all have a fun time herp de derping.😃
Hahaha! This is PERFECT
Dat feel where a guy steals your broom to show of to your hot colleague, completely ignoring you.
escalinci hurtdehurt :_(
Coming back to this after 4 years😭💗
I still love this
The black guys voice is awesome :D
Set the speed to 1.25.. you'll definitely thank me later.
I can't... (:'(
+Happy Pancham omg thank you!
+Happy Pancham you're the best
+Happy Pancham But i REALLY want this on my ipod/phone on 1.25 speed and i can't have it!!! :C I don't know enough coding to alter the code that gets saved to change its playback speed. could someone upload a sped up version so that i can download it please!!
+Happy Pancham thx its already over
Not sure how I never found this before as I have been following schmoyoho for years - but I can't stop listening/watching it.
I love this song so much! Thanks, Schmoyoho
Aaaaahhhhh, these people are incredibly attractive and they're herp de derping! What chance do I have???
Mate, I'm fucking Shrek. Do not.
Lenny Joseph I thought that was Fiona's job.
Lenny Joseph So... are you fornicating with Shrek or you ARE Shrek?
how can a man who makes a blue steel face so successfully ever think of himself as unattractive, or as herping.
schmoyoho You flatter me, Smokey Joe.
Derp was invented by the creators of south park, the more you know
No, it was popularized by them.
DigitalCoffeeBrewer no, check your priveledge
DigitalCoffeeBrewer true
JACKS FLIMS REFRANCE!
Cake Cake yes, love that guy!!!
Still listening to this song..2024
love the voices so much
...and kids, this is something one never outgrows. Still proudly Herping & Derping at 59 & hoping I'll be doing the same in my nineties (although by then it will have a new name as there have been so many already in my time!)
I sang this song for my talent show with my friend (Guy, But not my bf) and we both laughed during the dong and then someone in the crowed yelled DDDEEERRRPP!!! and then someone else said HHEEEERRRPP!!!! lol best memory EVER!!!
*song Derp.
song is catchy and it hits too close to home. Proof that you only need good singing talent, catchy lyrics and a sense of humor to be a hit.