Turtle survives a jackal but not the honey badger
2019 ж. 29 Жел.
14 423 442 Рет қаралды
Honey badgers are known for their tenacious and fearless attitude, as they displayed their tenaciousness agaisnt an unlucky tortoise and manages to get through the tortoise shell.
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“Honey Badger” such a innocent label for a vicious creature.
Exactly....I'm thinking honey badger = winnie the pooh...🤦🏽♂️🤣🤣
They are really cute when they’re not actively trying to rip your head off lol
Their name in Afrikaans is 'Ratel' because of the random rattling sounds they make. They sound like little whippersnappers, not cold-blooded bastards that they are.
No shite, those things are nasty!
Yeah but the "badger" part should serve as a clue...
Brutally murdered in his own home after being pissed on, in what was an act of pure violation. I think if tortoises had social media, this clip would go viral and there would be uproar.
sixty seven 😂😂😂😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂
But it doesnt show what the turtle did to have this done
@@jaykushner8279 Good thinking Batman, great that you thought 'outside the box' (or the shell in this case). Unfortunately, I will have to disagree with you though, as tortoises seem like the type of creature who wouldn't do bad or nasty things 🤣🤣🤣 If they had wallets, it would contain AMEX, VISA Platinum etc cards 😎
sixty seven Right...
sixty seven 😂😂😂😂😂💀
Jackal: If I can't have it, I'm gonna piss on it and ruin it for everyone else... Honeybadger: DGAF
"My compliments to the chef"
Honeybadger: Even better
He just marinated it for the badger
😂
except they're different film clips and different tortoises
Jackal: yeah whatever, I'm not even that hungry. Honey badger: canned meal.
The jackal be like "if you can't solve your problems just pee on it"
What fox?
@@jabu285 the Fox and the hound!😁
It's a Jackal!!! You jackass
It's a Jackal!!! You jackass
Everyone is commenting the same thing again and again.. Like it 😂🤣
Those are probably hired assassins sent by the rabbit after Lossing the race
Lol
Lol
Insightful.
Nice
Plot twist: After recieving his payment, the Honey Badger ate the rabbit too.
*When you're reaching for the bottom of a Pringles can.*
You should have saved master Oogway
@No Name True
@No Name "sometimes you gotta let those hard to reach chips go"
Learning that turtle feel pain on its shell gives a better understanding of why the honey badger got to the turtle n the jackel didn't. The poor turtle went through a lot of pain dealing with the honey badger before giving up.
Tortoise: "Survives Jackal" Tortoise: *Wait...Why do I hear boss music?*
To be fair, NOTHING survives a honey badger!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stfu
@A Miranda Nah just chilling and thinking bout it Don't be mad my friend that i never meet before🙌
@A Miranda You got it ma brother
When the jackal could not eat the turtle, he peed on turtle😂.
For real. Salty asf 😂
SAVAGE
Jackal was "SHE" not "HE"!😂😂
Burka
lmao
After watching this I immediately typed in Honey badger gets eaten by a lion
Hâhhahahahahaha me too
X2
Since I love turtles,I will look that up also😭
Yeah honey badgers are kind of overpowered
Fr
Turtles are semi-aquatic. The word you are struggling to find is “tortoise”
I thought they're same
rt
Well actually all tortoise are turtles but not all turtles are tortoise. If you are talking about water then they are sea turtles.
If these honey badgers were a little bit larger in size like hyenas, God forbid. ...
Bring in the Wolverines!!
They would definitely be a top 5 predator if they were bigger lol
@@amanteheru8572 they'd kill us all day, we would never go to where they live, not with guns or cars, they would be more murderous than werewolves in real life, glad that's not a reality.
They would be extinct... Hunted down with no regard
@@EdgyZiggy wolverines are equally aggressive.
This is the first time you’ve ever seen a turtle getting eaten...be honest.
true
Not really.
No, there’s vids of crocs crunching on turtles it’s crazy
Nope. The crocodile eating one was the first
@@GtRsmokeya I saw it too
Turtle : "look man, I don't want any trouble" Honey badger : "C'mon it's just death!"
“Happens all the time! You’ll be fine.” Lmao
Jackal: "I can't eat you, I piss on you. Mwahaha!" Badger: "Thanks for seasoning his ass with yours."
Honey badgers are living reminders that you can do practically anything if you have the confidence and determination.
Thats my cousin on the video.
Tell that to the tortoise
@Steven Patrick 😂😂😂😂
And mandibles that can crack iron. Those help, too.
But with super thick hide
Master Oogway : My time has come
🤣
😂😂😂
😄😄😄
lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
Looked like jackal was going to shit on it. A sort of “if i can’t eat you, i’ll make sure no one will want to eat you either”
It peed on it as a fuck you
It was to claim it so it could try to come back for it later
Lol.
And that didn’t even work, lol.
lol hasnt eaten enough turtles to have a poo.
The tortoise fell to its own doctrine: "Slow and steady wins the race"
That jackal got frustrated and peed on the tortoise...
fr lmfao
@Monkey 0:45 haha
They do that to get them to get out of there shell
Or to leave their scent and come back to it later
How about he just got mad and said if I can’t have it whoever gets it gotta endure my jackel piss
Any animal who has a Honey Badger as a neighbor should think seriously about moving.
What about tiger, lion, elephant 😀😀
@@-hitman-9103 😂😂
@@ganeshpandi528 well the cubs will get aten. the badgers doesn't, why should they kill an animal that costs a whole night and gettting injuries everywhere
I totally agree 😅😅😅
Typerend honey badgers have been known to go up to lions like it’s nothing
You gotta have a pet turtle to feel this one 🥺
This is a tortoise not a turtle
How does it taste ?
Anything: exist* Honey Badger: You shall know pain
Jackal: hmm, that imposible.... Honey badger: hold my beer
*Hold my Honey xD*
Honey badge; its posible 😊
hahaha thats ma buddy
Szef Prezes that is why he failed
Szef Prezes Jackal: hmm, this is impossible....ight imma piss on him.
I see the jackal was so Pissed at the tortoise
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Urine deep trouble, pal!!!
And the honey badger was like.. Let me show you how you eat this thing... Firstly go for the sausage
Ba Dum Tiss (That's a famous drum line for a joke)
I think he sharted at it a bit
Evolution to turtle: I have given you a shell, nothing can get you while inside. Evolution to Honey Badger: Pssst, check out this slow moving buffet over there....
jackal pissing on the turtle to provoke him,so that he can come out for a fight....how a tactical way of approach
Evolution needs to harden the shell, maybe add a few spikes too.
And the spike is spinning very fast.
Mama just killed a man
None of these efforts will stop a honeybadger.
@Erick Goranova And do not forget the Bluetooth.
Does anyone know what happened? It didn't break the exterior shell, right? It pried open the arm and head apertures and then fished out the arms and head?
He's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Baba Yaga!
Medoyed
Why thank you
john wick of the wild
Facts!
"Stop badgering me" has real meaning
This is even funnier than the rabbit race joke so underated 🤣
Cameraman: Tell us how you feel..... Turtle: Lots and lots of pain!!!
Imagine being the turtle knowing death knocks on your door.
Eck...and slowly being eaten while trapped in your own shell.
Literally
That’s like an snake eating you legs way up then you wake up to see you being eaten
That was poetic .
More like death 'badgering' on your door
Me trying to get that last stuck piece of crab meat.
or trying to get that bit of something that always gets stuck in between your teeth
lol
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Damn that! Too much work for little meat! GIVE ME THE SNOW CRAB LEGS AND CLUSTERS...OH YELL BIG SCALLOPS
Lmao so true 😂
Just shows how smart and relentless a badger is
this is a true reminder that if you really put your mind to something, work hard enough and you're persistent, you can eat a turtle
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger takes what he wants.
And so it is.
Does my ex girlfriend counts?
Until it gets shot or run over🙂
Facts
Hehe
The closest thing you can find to a human’s determination: the sheer stubbornness of a honey badger
what kind of human have that determination? definitely not me. i'll just fckin leave it and find something else after trying like 5mins if i were him
@@bzxrm well we dont need to use as much determination to crack open a turtle shell since we got tools but without it i feel like if your strong enough to get a grip maybe u can rip it open idk
@@wafflesyt2715 Grug just take big rock, turtle die, feed tribe life good
You should meet my f****ng cat.
But there's one thing the honey badger's stubbornness cannot match, at least not in sheer infinite potential: human stupidity. I'd say our determination and stupidity both make us a very interesting species.
Go vegan
I’ve seen guy’s with that same enthusiasm in night club’s🤣chasing women
I agree. It's also amazing at how nature balances out ability.
You should see me with a bacon sandwich o.p
@@shawnperico7221 😂😂😂😂
This is nature
turtle - "you can't defeat me" jackal - "i know, but he can" HE (honey badger)
Quite literally that tortoise got pissed on, then eaten out of house and home
lol
Nature is cruel
Just like being married then divorced.
Not the same one.
Was looking for this comment.. was not disappointed.
It's all about patience and dedication.....
More like its about being simply built different. Badges have the tools to do that, jackals dont so they would rather just find easier prey than put in energy for no reason :P
@@axoltol5363 9
Or having smaller mouth.
Thanks for the history lesson! Now back to the jokes that were entertaining us
@@swimteammtv4618 pffft i simply wanted to share why I love badgers so much, thats really it but if you felt the need to reply with a "haha but the joke was there" I apologize, and by all means enjoy the joke, wasnt implying he didnt know, nor did I try to make his joke not valid
The Honeybadger is something else. Tenacious is an understament.
Best unboxing video I ever saw.
Turtle: I'm unpenetratabl Honey badger: give me your Colon.
i think thats the head and neck
😂🤣
Definitely the colon. He squeezed the poo out and tried to eat the 'clean side' lol 😆
@@Bowfinger6383 OK, I saw the same and was seeing if anyone else caught that. Nasty surprise, lol
@@DengarSW fecal chorizo
"Why does this taste like piss?"
I guess you havent heard.... honey badger dont give a f***
😂😂😂
Lol
@@sauravkumarram1133 lol nice one
Lmfao
Master oogway: "Inner peace" (Shell cracking sound) Master oogway: ohh Shittt
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I didn't know that a single honey badger can teach me not to give up
That poor turtoise was older than 5 generations of honey badgers but nature is like that.
The tortoise didn't make it easy but man that honey badger was persistent. It probably had to eat again after spending so much effort on that snack.
When they say "it's a jungle out there" well...welcome to the Jungle...
Nothing survives a Honey Badger besides the undefeated Wolverine.
Turtle to the jackal from inside the shell: 🖕🏼
Jackal friends comes for revenge
And the honey badger said, I'm coming for that finger, actually all of your fingers, infact I'm coming for all of you.
Just for correction, it's a tortoise, not a turtle. Though they are related, turtles are aquatic, while tortoises are terrestrial, meaning they live on land.
hendrick langa good info!! Thx!!
hendrick langa Aho
All tortoises are turtles. Just a special kind. Also not all turtles are aquatic. Most types of box turtles are primarily terrestrial.
@@TommyMcTurtleson Both the turtles and tortoises are reptiles belonging to the Order Testudines. Though they can both be referred to as turtles, this overwrites the referred difference that tortoises are strictly terrestrial. Turtles can be further divided into those which are amphibious or semi-aquatic, and those which are fully aquatic. In a nutshell, to call the animal in the picture a tortoise is being specific, while saying it's a turtle leaves it vague.
@@henthust9784 you had said "it's a tortoise NOT a turtle" I merely pointed out that tortoises ARE turtles. Thanks for playing.
Honey badger was like “c’mon, c’mon! I know there’s food in there 👁 😛 “
"Hey guys, welcome to my unboxing video!" - the honey badger
The turtle is basically helpless in those scenarios, it's all about it's luck
My life right now surviving 2020
Not actually, the camera man could have done something but he let nature take its course.
@@Isolation728 so why even bring that option up? 😂😂
@DoNothingOrAll camera man with a double barrel would regret what killing it?
@@Isolation728 there is some moral code I heard .they can just observe and never intevene
Honey Badger: "I can do this all day."
Toy 🤣
Make a wish
Shooot itttttt
@@vanishstainremover7905 nct?
2nd Honey Badger: “Yeah, I know, I know...”
I mean this HB the epitome of determination and tenacity
I'm imagining the turtle as its getting eating thinking " shit I've got to get out of here " !
Badger: "Dang! They keep making the packaging harder and harder to open."
So creative comment lol 😂😂
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Rohit Chetry yeah lol
Best comment 😂
Turtle: yeah I'll just let you tire out Shell: **cracks** Turtle: oh shit, this thing can break? Edit: I know it's not a damn turtle, but that's what the title says and if I say tortoise, it's gonna confuse everyone. Now shut your mouth and go get a career as a teacher or something if you like correcting random people so much
Lmfao 🤣🤣👌🏾
Tortoise*
@@lawnder12 Noone asked*
@@lawnder12 Noone asked*(2)
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The jacket just pissed on it 🤣
This animal is incredible
_knock-knock_ turtle : who? hb : it's me honey- turtle : wait a minute dear *open the door* hb : badger ('_')
😂😃😆
Dude you fucked up for this one 😂
Nobody's going to talk about how the Jackal squats down as if urinating on the turtle once it's done attempting to attack? XD
Tortoise, I belive it was a tortoise
I think it’s to mark it for some reason (as meal possibly)
the Jackal got fed up and told the tortoise to piss off
Oh that wasn't 'as if', that jackal straight up peed on the tortoise. I've seen my dog pee on or near things he finds interesting before. Like 'I have smelled this, witness me.'
Because it failed just pee on it..
All that hard work for a mouthful of turtle.
I can imagine the turtle's heart beating in fright. That animal is a beast
Which animal is a beast?
Honey badgers are ruthless and fearless little killers. They take on hyenas, lions, leopards, and cheetahs.
Cobras
@@mikerobinson4092 Thats right, Mike. They do eat Cobras and Black Mambas.
Big roger that
Leopards, lions and cheetahs???
I saw a video that believes to be took event in India.they managed to put it in a cage but it was after it already had two person died by it's hand.not eaten but it's a fatal for one old man and a children.you definitely don't wanna mess with this one deadly weapon equipped creature
This video is the perfect example of.. “Different strokes for different folks”
Its all about the motion in the wild.
Honey badger: Oh look! Canned food!
Jackal: Dammit! Come outta that shell! Tortoise: Keep on knockin' but you can't come in! Jackal: Screw this crap, I'm out! Tortoise: Muthafvcka!
The Jackal was so pissed he pissed on the Tortoise
😂😂
Knock knock* Turtle: Who's there? *Death*
death: hi
Me: why?
Welcome
Tera baap aya... तेरा बाप आया
Jackel --it's hard to do it Badger--Hold my beer
Turtle sweating after realizing the second customer is way more aggressive.
just imagine being pissed on just after it tried to eat you, to only get eaten later. what a life.
Damn that's sad
Except there's nothing natural about life or existence of anything, for that matter. Just meaningless suffering..
We eat to live. Get eaten so other things can live. The chain continues until life on earth inevitably ends, making it all for nothing.
Or the universe ends when a Higgs Boson chain reaction occurs or by an outside force. Just a meaningless existence.
So do what you can and enjoy the life you live.
There's something sad about seeing a tortoise get killed. We have a tortoise which makes it all the more sadder.
I feel no remorse for animals that I see through a camera.
@@definitelysomeone6615 good for you i guess
@@definitelysomeone6615 when you see ton of goats got killed every year for festival on muslims country, you'll also feel numb seeing another animal killed.
@@multatuli1its for the poor people who can't afford to buy meat
@@multatuli1 its not festival for having fun. Its for poor people who cant buy it.
Honey badgers is the most badass animal in my eyes😂
Only badgers manage to buy in turtle restaurants
Jackal: Nope, Damn shell Honey Badger: wow meat in a bowl neat!
Turtle: My defense is impenetrable! Honey badger: Who decided that?
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Literally the best reference 💀
You are beautiful for such a reference. May the sin of pride smile down on ye.
it would be funny but its not a turtle...........
@Farmer balmer the hero we needed
Jackals are so cute! U3U
The sound of the truck engine is what makes this video special.
I've heard the phrase "Aw piss on it!" hundreds of times but this is the first time I've seen it taken literally.
Me: KZhead: Hey welcome to KZhead, wanna see this turtle get ripped apart by a badger?
Same old dead comment on every video nowadays..
What turtle
@@manishsirmour3599 Clearly it's not dead cause it's still relevant. Get off the internet and work on that depression.
@@charlieinabox1164 what makes u think I'm depressed? Anyway, feel free to pray for me.. might help with the depression..
Bland cliché comment
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE TITLE IS JACKED IM DONE
The bite force of the honey badger is immensely terryfying
*The tenacity of that honey badger is something else.* *Poor tortoise.*
The jackal left a scent on him, for others to find him. If that was a female jackal in heat, that turtle was screwed.
If that wasn't a female jackal in heat, that tortoise was still screwed.
Waittt🤦🏾♂️😂..the Jackal pissed On'Em ..oh was BigMAD af
The badger looks like he got the prize out of a box of Cracker Jacks.
If it was a snaping turtle the honey badger would have seen war
Saw one eaten by an otter
@@abdulfatahhassan4197 I 2nd that, came back for seconds the next day
@@abdulfatahhassan4197 I saw that video also. The otter was smart enough to eat from the back, not the front. Bet the honey badger should also be smart enough to do the same.
@@qidongxu7339 nah honey badgers can eat from anywhere easily
Little difficulty*
wtf
Same😨
What do you mean "wtf"! its nature
@@fankar5885 😐 and? It’s still something getting eaten alive stfu
@@dilloncwwaters4442 so?he wait for tortoise to die and then eat him!
@@fankar5885 Gods nature is a disgrace
Turtle: "I got peed on but at least I survived" *Honey Badger has entered chat*
Badger: Looks like I'm having seafood tonight!!😊 🐢 ooo shitt!!!
The jackel just got fed up and pissed on it and left.
Savage
Actually he didn’t get “fed”
That Jackel was "Pissed"
Straight savage
@@rightknowledgeman fed up is an expression dude.
When you're struggling to open a jar and another person opens it without any struggle.
😂😁
It's not a turtle! It's a tortoise. A big difference..
Turtle: HELP MEEEEE!!!! Human: Click! Click! Click!