Navy SEAL Jocko Willink Breaks Down Combat Scenes From Movies | GQ
Retired Navy SEAL Jocko Willink breaks down combat scenes from movies, including 'American Sniper,' 'Zero Dark Thirty,' 'Captain Phillips,' 'Navy SEALS,' 'Act of Valor' and 'Lone Survivor.'
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When Jocko makes grammatical errors the dictionary gets updated
Underrated
Perfect! Love this comment
LMFAO
Underrated
Aye, is that yuskue’s mom
When Jocko crosses the border the officers show him their passports
I heard what you did to Lincoln
Underrated
@@tompeters315 Underrated reply
LOL
1000 subs with no videos Plz shots fired
When Jocko joined the military, he looked at his dad and said “You’re the man of the house now”
underrated comment
Super underrated
Lol
This is the best comment.
And his Dad replied, “yes sir, I won’t let you down”.
I know everyone thinks Jocko is invincible, but he actually did get shot once. The bullet didn’t make it.
😂
Bro🤣
🤣
Dammit, Jocko, that bullet had a family!
This is the best comment so far hahaha
Jocko is what every boy thinks their girlfriends father looks like
very true!!!
Jogvan bro my ex girlfriend’s dad was actually built like Jocko 😳
@@Billy-tn3ft You probably became his girlfriend after you met him
One of them is going to be right.
twitter.com/GuyEditing follow my twitter boys, so we can discuss this Jocko meme
When Jocko doesn’t go gym, the weights have rest days
underrated
underrated
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I thought when he's not juicing his liver and kidneys have some days off
Too bad Jocko never doesn't go to the gym
When Jocko gets pulled over, the officer gives him their license and registration
cringe
Based
On Jocko's license there's a picture of the car.
After Jocko finished breaking down these clips, the movies thanked him.
Simple, but effective. 😂
The producers u mean
@@vineetverma6645 No, I'm pretty sure he meant the movies
He should get his star on the walk of fame.
And the producers personally apologized for the inconsistencies
When jockos phone rings in the theater they pause the movie
Underrated
Cam Giesler you liked your own comment but your comment was a fact
this ones my favorite 💀
Mosu Gaming actually didn’t
Best one
Jocko looks like he taught his dad how to shave.
Jocko doesn't shave, he flexes the hair away.
🤣🤣🤣
Jocko gives pigs JockoBack rides
@@chintex_ he probably has so much muscle his hair cant even break through his skin
Jocko doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the world down.
Jocko actually died 5 years ago. The Grim Reaper is still working up the courage to tell him.
Hahahaha
🤣🤣 nah , the reaper just said screw it ..
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Nice...
That's one guy who will never have to tell he was in the military. It's written all over him
_Ugly navy seal_
True. He looks like a real life GI Joe.
@@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 thats 100% accurate, too. One case where you can definitely judge a book by its cover.
There are lot of guys like that- where you can tell automatically that they were in the military and there are also a lot of military guys who don't look like what you might expect them to look like.
For sure
Jocko didn’t call the wrong number you answered the wrong phone
Good one 😂
😂💀💀💀💀
You think you are scared? Look at the T-Rex.
In high school the teacher asked Jocko if they could go to the bathroom
Lmao
Niko The Nomad what did he say
Jocko would say "I dont know can you?" And the teacher would respond "Not unless you allow me to"
The hall pass needs Jocko to safely pee
Elementary to
Jocko doesn't do "Push Ups". He does "Earth Downs".
_Ugly navy seal_
Chuck Norris joke..
@Justin Relorcaza Yes. . . and?
@@MrTangMaSu it’s funny xx
They say there’s nothing to fear but fear itself, so Jocko tracked down fear and made it afraid of him
_Ugly navy seal_
Scarecrow used fear gas on Jocko, then fear became scared of Jocko
Every time JOCKO makes a grammatical mistake... the dictionary is updated.
Angel Garcia lololol
Jocko doesn't make mistakes, he just sets new standards.
Hilarious bro.👏
*Lol!* I can just imagine Google updating everything daily, kinda like this: Word+description+examples and such, followed by: Addendum (JockoPatchGram41of46). Edit: We noticed. We know. We cool?
BAHAHA
Jocko has to approve his girlfriend’s dad.
😂
No he approves his dads girlfriend
@@cooperbryan3669 lmao 😂
@@cooperbryan3669 Yeah, that too.
Whaaat 😂😂😂😂
Jocko: Seals are just people and no Terminators Also Jocko: Proceeds to look more like a terminator than the terminator himself
Yeah, they are just men but Jacko is very well trained. In his self defense training business, he says the best way to stay out of trouble is avoid it but I’d hate to be the person looking for trouble with him…
When Jocko is late to class, The teachers apologize for being early.
When Jocko turned 18 his parents left the house
😂😂😂
Jocko also left
BKP GAMI 😂😂😂
the best one so far lol
This happened to me at age 16. :D
This dude looks like he approves his girlfriends dad
These comments lol
Yeah man rhey just making fun of him 😂😂
Lol
What a great comment. I have to steal it.
Wtf lol 😅😅😅😅
Jocko's the kind of guy that doesn't check to see if the shower water is warm before getting in.
Jocko is the guy who gives chills to cold water.
Jocko doesn’t even blow on a hot food or drink before consuming it. He just intimidates it into the correct temperature.
thats also me, the cold shock is funny
The shower is just always warm out of fear of disappointing Jocko
A buddy of mine had two partial malfunctions while halo jumping. The second was at night, and out of sheer dumb luck he ended up landing in a tree which ultimately saved his life. After that he was forced to leave the military because they deemed him ‘60% Disabled’. He broke no bones and only suffered minor head trauma. He is now an EMT in NY. Shout out to Mike for being the luckiest SOB I ever met.
You don't get a disability rating until after you get out. It's the VA that gives it not the military. Very few people do HALO i.e. only sf. Your buddy is lying to you bc no sf dude is working as an emt lmao
@@deusvult6920 Well he is. What else can you tell me about people you don’t even know?
When Jocko runs out of ammo, his rifle will continue to fire out of fear of disappointing Jocko.
Nina a Jocko: *Breathes* Rifle: So anyways I started blasting!
This one wins
Dammmm that’s a good one🤣
Navy seal (US)*and Marcos(INDIA)* both special forces are friends
His rifle starts to magnify the bullets out of the enemy's rifles and refilling jockos mag. 😂
Jocko just walked in and set this up himself, he didn’t receive an invite or anything.
J: "good morning" *sit* Crew: "excuse me who are you? It's 7am" J: "get the camera and the screen ready" Crew: "ok" *prepared*
Cendekiawan al ghifari the crew say: check
😂😂😂
😂
Jocko has a Polar Bear rug. It isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.
a polar bear would disagree with this notion
stolen comment
Blood has Jocko runs though its vains.
When Jocko said "freeze that frame" I couldnt move for 5 minutes.
Bruh😂😂😂
Lucky, most people he says that to can't move *permanently*
OMG best comment ever for this video!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Hahaa
lmao
When jocko was a kid he was the one who told his parents Santa wasn’t real
Jonny Groves more like he made santa question wether or not he was real
When i was realy young, I did that at school, I had my parents called about it. My mom said that she wasnt going to tell me a lie about Santa. Im Jewish by the way
"guys come to the kitchen i gotta brief you on something"
Created santa
Dude...dude how bout a spoiler alert!! My world is spinning right now.
"I wasn't a breacher either" Jocko said. he didn't need to go to breaching school, the doors already were so afraid they opened up voluntarily for him
Jocko plays ping pong with a bowling ball
Terrorists tell each other Jocko is just a myth for group morale
Small Caps underrated!!!
Banayaga
Jocko: *walks in* Terrorists: Were gonna be ok *cries*
Voortexing Terrorists: "Why do I hear boss music?"
@@WickedPhase Jocko: Your time has come to an end
Jocko doesn’t wear a belt. His pants stay up out of respect.
oh wes.
Austin Berndlmaier *_oh yes._*
My pants stay up because I chose the correct size when I got them.
Jocko isnt a black belt it Brazilian jujitsu, he allowed the black belt in Brazilan jujitsu
Gemnox -lmao fr
Corey Taylor’s neck envies Jocko’s neck size.
I've seen Jocko SLAM a revolving door.
If Jocko was on the Titanic the iceberg would have moved out of the way.
Move b**** get out the way.
No jocko was the iceberg that sunk the titanic
he would’ve tackled the iceberg out of the way
@@5yogurt get out the way get out the way
This dude kicked a horse in the chin once. That horse is a giraffe now
Brilliant
That’s a chuck norris joke
scorpion 8862😂😂😂I’m dead
I need your profile pic
Wahahaha..genius..
Jocko’s traps require a homeowner’s permit.
When Jocko steps on the golf course, the balls jump in the holes.
*Jocko kills the 0.01% of bacteria that hand sanitizer doesn’t get*
Remy Goon 😅😂🤣
OKAY THIS ONE GOT ME LMAO
😂😂
LMFAOO
Nah he kills 100% of the bacteria Also he is the 0.01%
When Jocko makes a spelling mistake, the dictionary is updated.
Lmao
Lol good one
This gained 300 likes in a day lmfao
No only Zlatan does
Best one yet
Alcoa steel is trying to parent the hardness of Jocko’s forehead.
When Jocko signs up on an app, the app accepts Jocko's terms and conditions.
In school teachers had to raise their hands to speak to Jocko.
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
Ok this one actually got me.
Lol
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Jocko was born, he drove his mother to the hospital.
Chris Escobar 💀💀💀 y’all are killing me
Dang 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thats like "every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes"
Yo that's next level😂😂😂😂 did u really come up with this on your own? Be honest
The thing is, no one is born like that
What’s interesting is that the movie he says has a ton of unrealistic scenes, was marketed as being accurate going so far as to having actual Navy Seals acting in it.
I had the same thought. He didn’t pick apart the other movies like I expected. Just that one
Are you going to tell him he is wrong? I'm not.
Momma Kimmy! ❤precious!!
He looks like he gave his father “the talk”
Mis Waridi when a man and a woman love each other very much, they do a special dance and a baby pops out!
@Nate Rousseau His mom is Ms. Marvel?
Ha
I did.
@@streamsniperpolice3876 are you.. actually jocko?
*Parachute fails* Jocko: No. *Parachute reopens*
LMFAOOOOO
it would
😂😂😂😂
Lol
That's just dumb. Jocko doesn't need a parachute. 😋
Thank you for everything you’ve done! I was a boatswain’s mate back in 2006-2010 and did one deployment to the Horn of Africa. Our ship carried a team of SEALS and they caught 13 pirates! They were real cool guys and got along with our crew well. One team one fight as we say.
"That the seals are super human individuals. You gotta remember they are just people" *says the upright giant gorilla*
Jocko once killed two stones with a bird
🤣 underrated
And the stone cracked.
Jocko underwent lie dectector test, the lie dector test told Jocko the truth.
Ghosts sit around a campfire and tell Jocko stories.
Lol 😂😂😂. I was just having goosebumps about a horror movie and this made me laugh.
Its the other way around,Jocko tells THEM stories
Rorke hunts Ghosts Jocko hunts Rorke
For the f*****g win
😂😂😂
Jocko rocks
Jocko: Chuck Norris?...........never heard of her.
Jocko's parents were named after him
Nice profile pic
@@Anonymous-nh7cb his profile pic is Masahiro Sakurai
Finally an original joke
One time jocko got shot in his arm, the bullet is still in critical condition
Ok this is the one
Poor bullet, it never recovered.
LMFAOAOAOAOA
Blm: bullet lives matter
🤣🤣🤣
Jocko is the kinda guy that throws bullets with precision to do more damage than actual weapons
Type of guy to only use his fists in close quarters combat
@@ColdSalt99 even in long range he punches the air and eventually the enemy will get hit by the blast wave
Great job!!
He looks like he shot his pillow for being soft
Check
This man salutes his reflection. He is more than an Alpha male. This man has more testosterone and strength than 10 millennial men combined.
hahahah good one
😂😂😂😂😂😂
r/rareinsults
When Jocko was born the doctor look at his parents and said “It’s a man”
Trevor Anderson no factor
This is the best one and deserves more likes.
Jocko: Check.
Stfu
Lol congratulations, it's a man.
jockos eyes are scary
when he says 'freeze this frame' , I fell a laser pointer on my chest
Jocko is the type of guy that tells his barber that he doesn’t like his haircut
I’m literally crying. That’s the funniest comment I’ve ever seen.
Bruh, I do that often, its easy, plus next time you go to the barber, you get a good service.
@@vedantpatil3998 I think he's talking about the barber
Jocko is the type of guy to give his barber a haircut
Is it bc he buzzcut?
Waiter: How would you like your steak? Jocko: *Breathing*
Lmao😂😂
You're so stupid 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh wtf lmao
@@puffinpearcings6444 Explain
Before attending a concert the band always submits the set list to Jocko ahead of time for final approval.
😅🤟🤟
This is such a comprehensive and fascinating explanation! I really appreciate the details and the no nonsense facts he’s supplying. Wow!
Robbers: trying to rob jocko's house Jocko: *THATS VERY UNREALISTIC*
lol
That's also a suicidal mission
Robbers : "yeah ok, my bad"
*robber sees jocko* Robber: Here take my wallet and my car keys
"It's a non factor"
This is the type of guy to step on a piece of Lego and laugh
Underrated
You won bro
You will never have more likes than me
Just wach
The Lego would crumble
When jocko hit puperty it died on impact
When he says, “Freeze this frame”, the screen just shits itself and pauses
RichHobo yes sirrr 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
RichHobo Lmfao I'm dying!!!😂😂
had a good laugh when I read this 😂
I almost paused the video when he said that
9:21 ... The let me pause it right here... lol
Chuck Norris called him sir ...
Jocko got pulled over once, but let the officer off with a verbal warning.
Lmfao
underrated
this is a stolen comment
@@FearUniverse huh?
@@FearUniverse still good
"This is not realistic" Hollywood apologizes to Jocko and remakes movies.
Lol
Hollywood itself has no patriotic spirit. They are just liberal. They won't care what they are doing.
@@jesuissoldatamericain8771 "Hollywood" as a synonym of the American film industry isn't even liberal. It's ideologically entirely indifferent. All "Hollywood" is interested in is money, the more money, the better.
And they really should be.
Whenever Jocko was late to class, the teacher and students all apologized to Jocko for being early
Jocko's yacht is an aircraft carrier.
When Jocko has surgery he tells the doctor to relax.
No, he does the surgery himself
There is nothing that exists in this plane of reality that can cause him to require surgery
@@xbux18 true!!!
Xbux 18 unless he just felt like doing it
@@tenderandmoist5011 when you're so bored you just do surgery on yourself
Jocko didn’t join the military, the military joined him.
Lmao Im DEAD
apparently all the other seals think he's kinda a sellout puss
They’re probably mad this guy is still relevant and they’re not, despite having the greatest Honor of serving their nation.
LMFAO
I used to say that about myself, but more to say that it put me together in ways I never thought possible.
When Jocko joins the military, he tells his Sargent what to do.
I love the fact that Jockos only kryptonite is printers😂 He said in one of hes podcasts that printers anoys him alot.
This is what happens when you max everything during character creation.
Except skin colour.
@@hassansyed696 that joke fell flat ay 😂😂😂
@@hassansyed696 lol black people😂
@@ajangmabior4606 no I get it, alot of games use sliders and usually the slider all the way to the left is super white and all the way to the right is super black, with Arabic Asian, latino and Indian and native American, in the middle
Except hair
When monsters go to sleep, they check for Jocko under the bed.
😄
Deserves many likes
Jocko is Doom Slayer
Their actually checking for Mr.Wick
@@prophswrld Haha I'm a doom player since start of first doom
i like this guy
Really disappointing but not surprising that the book Marcus Luttrell and the subsequent movie about Lone Survivor was like 90% lies. The force they encountered was tiny compared what was presented in the movie and book, along with the amount of gunfire exchanged between the SEALs and the Taliban. Especially after learning Marcus was found with all of his magazines still fully loaded on his rig.
Jocko uses pepper spray to season his meat
Jocko uses meat to season his magma.
🤣🤣🤣
lmao
Bear Grylls actually does this on one of his videos.
Rebes Thaiday kip m-1’qj Ded jejedhfkk Ik g Kk |=£sThank you
When Jocko comes to your house, you're the guest.
This had me in stitches. :-D
@@enlin same!!
Why the fack would he come to my house? I'd have better luck getting my barber to come visit....But i'd one tap him before he ever got to the front door....
TOM LUTZ do you not know what a joke is? Trying to sound tough but honestly you just sounded stupid
😂😂😂😂
Jocko is the kind of guy firefighters would call when they can't break open a tightly sealed door
Breach signal ahead...
I'll take your advice & not let anyone know I'm scared except when I'm dealing with a family member whose doing something really dangerous 😢
Jacko died when??
Guess this guy is not a trans😂😅
Brick by brick 🧱
When Jocko was born, he named his parents.
Hahaha! Dude, ded.
😂😂
lmfaoooooo
😂😂
“Alpha and Bravo”
The Navy SEALS asked Jocko if they can join him
Joshua Edward I don’t like your name
Joshua Edward i dont like you BUT WHICH JOSHUA
Brian Goble this guys is obviously not on roids. Hope you know that.
Joshua Edward you are a comedian!
I'm on the brute squad... you are the brute squad
Yes
My guy looks like a ARK character
He looks like he wakes his alarm clock up every morning
chadam2010 his instagram is pics of his watch before he wakes up the alarm clock
Yea after a while of waking up at the same time your body will adapt and create its own alarm clock
Don’t forget he teachers leaders (navy seals) how to actually lead.
Michael Briand he's a beast
He does
i love this f**king guy
Jocko’s junk has its own area code. It’s 696.
When people ask “how many push ups can you do?” Jocko says “all of them”
😂
Looool this is funnier than all those 50k like comments on g🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love these comments I have gotten a good laugh out of them
People: "How many push ups can you do" Jacko: "Yes..."
LOL that made me laugh out loud. Good one.
This has to be the funniest comment section I've seen in a long time.
Agreed
True
I'm stoned and I haven't stopped laughing for a while tbh
Facts
Check.
I love the pic if Bradley cooper should have photoshopped a fly on his nose