Designing the Mike Sparks of the Future

2023 ж. 7 Қыр.
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In this Episode, Pig and Falcon get transported to an alternate reality where Mike Sparks is the President, and using only ideas he approves of we must design the new Infantry Fighting vehicle for the modern age.
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  • I am so glad I've gotten a better mic since we've recorded this

    @fightertales@fightertales8 ай бұрын
    • We all need to do a sequel and build the worlds worst air force.

      @AnimarchyHistory@AnimarchyHistory8 ай бұрын
    • I'd love if you guys did a competition against each other where you'd all design the worst possible Tank/Plane (any type) /Ship and then compare them to see which one could be the best worst design ever.

      @zefflin1451@zefflin14518 ай бұрын
    • ​@@zefflin1451I'd buy that for a dollar! Seriously, that would be super entertaining!

      @erkripscorn@erkripscorn8 ай бұрын
    • ​@@AnimarchyHistoryThe Mike Sparks air force?

      @TheEDFLegacy@TheEDFLegacy8 ай бұрын
    • i am so glad you recorded this

      @electricangel4488@electricangel44888 ай бұрын
  • This is the design process for every Warhammer 40,000 vehicle.

    @Omegan01@Omegan018 ай бұрын
    • NOT ENOUGH CHURCHES

      @p_serdiuk@p_serdiuk8 ай бұрын
    • The vehicle design is the reason I really dislike 40k. That and a lot of the fans are insufferable

      @moekitsune@moekitsune8 ай бұрын
    • @@moekitsuneWhat’s wrong with the vehicle design? Edit: Took me 4 attempts to get the spelling for vehicle right. Jesus Christ. Spelling ability of a baked potato.

      @Erakius323@Erakius3238 ай бұрын
    • OK, that's unfair even for 40k. At least they have "space armor" to explain some of the bs. Although the rivets give me nightmares.

      @SenseiLlama@SenseiLlama8 ай бұрын
    • @@Erakius323 it's really just the aesthetic I don't like. I know in the lore it probably makes sense but I'm a fan of more modern looking MBTs. Also don't worry about the spelling happens to me all the time

      @moekitsune@moekitsune8 ай бұрын
  • The Reformers seem like the WW1/2 generals who judged infantry rifles by their ability to hit a target at 800m.

    @massivepileup@massivepileup8 ай бұрын
    • ​@@b.w.22In that case, I have a flying Gavin to sell you

      @samhansen9771@samhansen97718 ай бұрын
    • @@samhansen9771 ;)

      @b.w.22@b.w.228 ай бұрын
    • ​@@b.w.22 And if you do need to switch to the plastic gun, there will be plenty of them lying on the ground...

      @MostlyPennyCat@MostlyPennyCat7 ай бұрын
    • I read that as "World War Half," which should be a thing

      @noisepuppet@noisepuppet7 ай бұрын
    • @@noisepuppet - Perhaps WW-Half would be the Franco-Prussian War?

      @b.w.22@b.w.227 ай бұрын
  • When finished, this will be the best Space Marine vehicle ever.

    @kevintoy7710@kevintoy77108 ай бұрын
    • Ah yes, the Sparks Razorback. They made a dozen before they realized that the techpriest who made it was actually an ork Mekboy covered in red paint, while the supposed STC was just a piece of cardboard covered in water stains that looked vaguely like a tank. The Mechanicus dumped all 12 Sparks Razorbacks onto the Marines Malevolent chapter in the hopes that it might take its passengers with it when it was destroyed. However, the tanks have led the Marines Malevolent to unprecedented victories, as the enemies of the God-Emperor suffer seizure-inducing fits of laughter when they lay eyes upon the infernal contraptions.

      @judeblack4360@judeblack43607 ай бұрын
    • ​@@judeblack4360Just wait until we get the Chaos edition full of spikes and chains.

      @Haispawner@Haispawner7 ай бұрын
  • 0:21 I can't believe that's the first time Lazerpig shoots lazers outside of thumbnails

    @verbugterherrderdunkelheit6086@verbugterherrderdunkelheit60868 ай бұрын
    • The internet historian intro was amazing, but the lazers out of the pigs eyes was the crown on top of it :D

      @ozAqVvhhNue@ozAqVvhhNue8 ай бұрын
    • More like Einstein was the Mike Sparks of his time.

      @thefoolsjourney6885@thefoolsjourney68858 ай бұрын
  • Fun fact: the term "Spark of Genius" was actually created because of Mr. Micheal Sparks himself. Truly the Einstein of our time.

    @TheIMadManI@TheIMadManI8 ай бұрын
    • Typo. In this case, it's Spark off genius. ...way off... XD

      @thecursed01@thecursed018 ай бұрын
    • I read that as "Truly the Epstein of our time." hahaha wtf was I thinking xD

      @mastererik323@mastererik3238 ай бұрын
    • Fun fact: Gonzalo Lira is a sleazebag grifter that used to go by the name "coach Redpill" til he realized his stupid monicker was causing people to take him less seriously. Presently he Kremlin posts inside Ukraine and is pretending to be kidnapped to be taken seriously.

      @mitchellmccallum9778@mitchellmccallum97788 ай бұрын
    • That's Dr. Sparks to you....probably.

      @aznluvr7@aznluvr78 ай бұрын
  • The idea of a supersonic, dogfighting apc in the heat of combat with a MIG while 2 dudes inside are showering in a bag, two guys are shooting small arms through port holes, and a stripper is twerking, is the most hilarious imagery 🤣

    @Jerorawr_XD@Jerorawr_XD7 ай бұрын
    • The Horror 🤣

      @lostalone9320@lostalone93202 ай бұрын
    • *hears C&C music*

      @tomarmadiyer2698@tomarmadiyer26982 ай бұрын
    • The ULTIMATE AND SUPREME POWER that only the one and only MIKE SPARKS can think of.

      @DaYemenball@DaYemenballАй бұрын
  • A double sized Gavin with showers, vending machines, stripper poles, retractable road wheels, can turn into an aircraft and dogfight and win against the best of the Su and MiG line fighters without the need for fancy radar systems. Truly, you are blessed with the genius of Mike Sparks.

    @Fimbulvinter19@Fimbulvinter198 ай бұрын
    • Noncredibility is one hell of a drug

      @GraingyAircraft@GraingyAircraft6 ай бұрын
    • I'm getting big MASC vibes.

      @swj719@swj7194 ай бұрын
    • add a fracking nuclear reactor

      @sdoo-ou2ni@sdoo-ou2ni2 ай бұрын
  • "We are the smartest people on the planet" not really hard if Mike sparks is the president 😂

    @zenithstudio6819@zenithstudio68198 ай бұрын
    • Sorry but that is now it works. Welther you like him or not, Donald Trump was the president in our timelime and dimension here and he is objectively not very smart. And that had no influence on weither lazerpig and other youtuber were the smartest people on earth. The presidents are usually not that smart and the smartest people have no ambition of becoming politicians, that would be a waste of their potential.

      @Jartran72@Jartran728 ай бұрын
    • Joe Biden is president and he is as dumb as Sparky.

      @naamadossantossilva4736@naamadossantossilva47368 ай бұрын
    • You do know Woodrow Wilson was at one point right.

      @dodgedaytona7435@dodgedaytona74358 ай бұрын
    • I mean Trump exists

      @seaofenergy2765@seaofenergy27658 ай бұрын
    • @@dodgedaytona7435bro you must eat lead rocks for fun, they are incomparable.

      @maozedong9145@maozedong91458 ай бұрын
  • Fun fact kids, the majority of military vehicles widths are capped in order to be transported via rail through tunnels.

    @Buzzdog1971@Buzzdog19718 ай бұрын
    • Shipping containers! Palletised for delivery. It all chases back to the width of hours in Rome, when they were building the first tunnels for two horses pulling a chariot or cart!

      @NigelTolley@NigelTolley8 ай бұрын
    • Yeah, but that is only because they can't fly.... Yet.

      @rtwfreak2012@rtwfreak20128 ай бұрын
    • So it either needs to be flat packed, or have a drill on the front to cut its own tunnel. That's for the Mike Sparks V1.1 upgrade kit

      @G4rr0.@G4rr0.8 ай бұрын
    • COMMIE PROPAGANDA PURE AND SIMPLE!!

      @ludditeneaderthal@ludditeneaderthal8 ай бұрын
    • That's why our vehicles will have drills on the front! PROBLEM SOLVED, YA WELCOME.

      @rogerhill1030@rogerhill10308 ай бұрын
  • So nice of Falcon helping out a little channel like Lazerpig. You don't see A-list creators doing this enough.

    @mikedrop4421@mikedrop44218 ай бұрын
  • As a mechanical engineer, oh that was so hilariously painful. Oh the titanium, oh how much that would fucking cost, this bit stood out more than anything else really.

    @space_artist_4real138@space_artist_4real1388 ай бұрын
    • Yeah, just imagining how the vibrations in that thing would get when the 20mm and 30mm open up makes me crave the safe comfort of the Pear Wiggler.

      @paulmahoney7619@paulmahoney76195 ай бұрын
    • this would cost as much as an Arleigh Burke and work as well as sending a Ford-F150 with ERA on it and a 30 mile fuel range, with a Gau-8 on it, except everything fails because of massive mechanical issues every 3 seconds and it needs a dozen supply trucks per unit just to get through a single mission

      @hudsonflores5478@hudsonflores54782 ай бұрын
  • LONG LIVE THE REFORMERS! thispostauthorizedbytheanticorruptionandmilitaryefficiencycollectiveanydeviationfromwhichresultinginsummaryexecution

    @AnimarchyHistory@AnimarchyHistory8 ай бұрын
    • Blink twice if you need help, blink 3 times if you got the keys to Gonzalo Lira's Cell, so we can torture him

      @Cobra-King3@Cobra-King38 ай бұрын
    • NAFO UBER ALLES

      @marcogenovesi8570@marcogenovesi85708 ай бұрын
    • Death to the greedy, inefficient, nepotistic madness of the Elite Generals, hail to our even more greedy, inefficient, nepotistic madness !

      @HauntedXXXPancake@HauntedXXXPancake8 ай бұрын
    • Yeah, I'm apart of theanticorruptionandmilitaryefficiencycollectiveanydeviationfromwhichresultinginsummaryexecution gang what about it?

      @chrisriverata1917@chrisriverata19178 ай бұрын
  • Still hoping and occasionally praying for a LazerPig sit down with Mike Sparks, discussing things they agree on before getting to Sparks having to defend his insane designs

    @emielpeper9248@emielpeper92488 ай бұрын
    • and then blacktail enters the room and EVERYONE became uncomfortable!

      @F4Wildcat@F4Wildcat8 ай бұрын
    • I'm still hoping for a Lazer Pig shuffle dancing video

      @jefferynelson@jefferynelson8 ай бұрын
    • START THE GOFUNDME

      @disgruntledtaco3640@disgruntledtaco36408 ай бұрын
    • I still wanna see laser pigs drag persona

      @killerflamingo9566@killerflamingo95668 ай бұрын
    • ​@@F4Wildcathe must be wearing his likely unwashed, cumstained, piss smelling fursuit, and never acknowlege it.

      @ianduarte1992@ianduarte19928 ай бұрын
  • Imagine being the 20mm gunner when the 30mm gau fires above your head...

    @roninhusky8492@roninhusky84928 ай бұрын
    • Your ringing ears is not service related

      @anthonyslaughter4689@anthonyslaughter46895 ай бұрын
    • WHAT?????

      @kostakatsoulis2922@kostakatsoulis29224 ай бұрын
    • SORRY, I CANT HEAR YOU YOU HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER

      @iamaveryepicman771@iamaveryepicman7713 ай бұрын
  • This Mike Sparks is getting into Warhammer 40k proportions of vehicles.

    @HazmatUnit@HazmatUnit8 ай бұрын
  • Okay, Mike, so how about a tank... that propells itself... with the gun.

    @StainlessPot@StainlessPot8 ай бұрын
    • rocket jumping tanks! BRILLIANT!

      @clem-lv2rw@clem-lv2rw8 ай бұрын
    • Hell yeah, GTA logic

      @matthewarnold4557@matthewarnold45578 ай бұрын
    • GTA 3 did this already.

      @FokkerBoombass@FokkerBoombass8 ай бұрын
    • And the A-Team with “flying” tank raises its thrice cursed head 🎉😂

      @Ralnon@Ralnon8 ай бұрын
    • @@wombatgirl997I can see that working if you get her in neutral and have like an Oerlikon or something. Probably wouldn’t go very fast, but it’d probably work.

      @joshuahadams@joshuahadams8 ай бұрын
  • I can't believe the two greatest designers of the Sparks administration didn't even consider a Space Gavin

    @canniballollocaust9174@canniballollocaust91748 ай бұрын
    • Probably because there's prior art of a M113 attached to a Shuttle nose and a rocket in the back.

      @ChucksSEADnDEAD@ChucksSEADnDEAD8 ай бұрын
    • Sparks actually already beat you to it, using Thunderbirds as a source to prove his idea is genius.

      @Shaun_Jones@Shaun_Jones8 ай бұрын
    • And when Lazerpig takes it out for a test that would be pigs in space…

      @diogeneslamp8004@diogeneslamp80048 ай бұрын
    • But this needed a compass and a radio made for space. This is to much complicated tech that mike and spray would hate. This thing would need to have the v2 missles technology or tech from the Sputnik rocket.

      @DaYemenball@DaYemenball8 ай бұрын
    • The Astro-Gavin

      @kevinalmgren8332@kevinalmgren83328 ай бұрын
  • A) why doesn’t it fly 2) there needs to be toilets in the chairs D ) a cage for the warthogs

    @3smashine@3smashine8 ай бұрын
  • I want an RTS game with all these incredible designs

    @Smartcoughdrop@Smartcoughdrop8 ай бұрын
    • Always possible if people get up to mod some games.

      @piotrcarafa7993@piotrcarafa79938 ай бұрын
    • Red Alert already exists

      @user-vn4fj1eg4s@user-vn4fj1eg4s8 ай бұрын
    • @@user-vn4fj1eg4s Yeah, but not with their designs, unless I missed something.

      @piotrcarafa7993@piotrcarafa79937 ай бұрын
    • Hoi4 mods

      @leonodonoghueburke4276@leonodonoghueburke42766 ай бұрын
    • @@leonodonoghueburke4276 Hoi4 has slot of potential for that, but it's unused, for the most part

      @piotrcarafa7993@piotrcarafa79936 ай бұрын
  • Still unbelievable that Mike Sparks alone almost convinced the world that M113s were called Gavins.

    @c3aloha@c3aloha8 ай бұрын
    • Deviantart/Shabazik has used AeroGavins in some art. In the artist's defense, I have no idea if they're being ironic or not.

      @JohnWilliamNowak@JohnWilliamNowak8 ай бұрын
    • @@JohnWilliamNowak don’t forget the amphigavins!

      @c3aloha@c3aloha8 ай бұрын
    • @@c3aloha How about Chronogavins? And they can be bigger on the inside, leaving room for more strippers.

      @JohnWilliamNowak@JohnWilliamNowak8 ай бұрын
    • "almost" XD

      @kavalier8778@kavalier87788 ай бұрын
    • No rational human ever called the M113 a Gavin. And what's with the metric bullschit?

      @gerryflanagan8291@gerryflanagan82918 ай бұрын
  • "So we've got a defensive 20mm cannon, and an offensive 30mm cannon." 💀💀🤣🤣

    @LoreTunderin@LoreTunderin8 ай бұрын
    • Also got defensive Molotov cocktails too take out my abandoned challenger 2

      @twirlyturd4364@twirlyturd43648 ай бұрын
    • The placement of which ensures that the defensive cannon cannot cover the rear of the vehicle.

      @warmachine5835@warmachine58358 ай бұрын
  • This whole video is essentially a child playing with Legos and just creating something...MAGICAL

    @alphaandomega4422@alphaandomega44228 ай бұрын
  • It took me halfway through the video to realize you guys are basically making a luxury version of the Chimera from 40k.

    @mettatone.x.356@mettatone.x.3565 ай бұрын
  • If internet historian is gonna take forever this will do

    @potcookies96@potcookies968 ай бұрын
    • It’s been months since he last uploaded D:

      @TallCasade1115@TallCasade11158 ай бұрын
    • I just wish he would do ITF stuff more between the IH vids. Man in Cave was #1 on trending for a few hours after it released and the big IH vids bring in millions of views, and tons of revenue from additional views from reaction channels. Those have to be big paydays.

      @trevorjrooney@trevorjrooney8 ай бұрын
    • @@DeReAntiqua As I understand it, all reaction videos have their ad revenu directed in full to the creator of the original video, which means no lost money due to reactions honestly labeled as such. Im not sure how much viewership for the main channel matters at IH's size in this matter specifically. I see how someone much smaller might lose views on their video to a very popular reactor though.

      @trevorjrooney@trevorjrooney8 ай бұрын
    • @@TallCasade1115it’s been a year!

      @coldburn9956@coldburn99568 ай бұрын
    • @@trevorjrooneySounds like a really cool system, but you only give your reaction money away if the content is copyrighted in ContentId otherwise it is just free money for the reaction channel

      @thorehahn1501@thorehahn15018 ай бұрын
  • The 5’ stripper pole allows for a new mos in the army and an opportunity to finally allow people with dwarfism to serve their country as combat strippers.

    @tartcartpas1@tartcartpas18 ай бұрын
    • That’s hot.

      @diogeneslamp8004@diogeneslamp80048 ай бұрын
    • Man, level 1 bards in the modern world have it fucking ROUGH... XD

      @geoffreyentwistle8176@geoffreyentwistle81768 ай бұрын
    • No, they'd be called tactical femboys, and you should google "DJpeachcobbler" to learn about their secret history as veitnam era moral officers.

      @SIRslipperyasp91@SIRslipperyasp918 ай бұрын
    • I'll be honest, when LP said there would be no electronic entertaintment, I was thinking...chess board?! Clearly, midget combat strippers are far superior and I now see the error of my ways.

      @karabenomar@karabenomar8 ай бұрын
    • This is one of the most beautiful sentences to take out of context I have ever seen.

      @kylejohnson6775@kylejohnson67758 ай бұрын
  • Finally someone has realized the synergistic promise of futons and armored personnel carriers

    @noxthemc7717@noxthemc77178 ай бұрын
  • As an engineering student listening while I'm in a work meeting for a student design competition, this brings me so much joy.

    @CDangles@CDangles3 ай бұрын
  • A tracked limosine with jet engines is terrifying. Not in combat mind you, riding in the back sounds lethal.

    @inurokuwarz@inurokuwarz8 ай бұрын
    • eh just put some ejection seats in it, it'll be fine

      @moonasha@moonasha8 ай бұрын
    • That poor tail gunner...

      @TrollOfReason@TrollOfReason8 ай бұрын
    • Just get a private jet and change the wheels into small itty bitty track and claim its for "unprepared surface operation", as a bonus, it flies

      @twddersharkmarine7774@twddersharkmarine77748 ай бұрын
    • I stood less than 50 meters from F-16 starting its engine.. Don't do it without ear protection.

      @eckasas@eckasas8 ай бұрын
  • So, Mike, get this: it's an APC... but the troops are inside a chopper inside the APC!

    @StainlessPot@StainlessPot8 ай бұрын
    • A military turducken! Brilliant! :D

      @bkondrk@bkondrk8 ай бұрын
    • And it’s amphibious

      @c3aloha@c3aloha8 ай бұрын
  • If crew comfort is so important and it's already a zeppelin, then there should be a food court.

    @AntiAntagonist@AntiAntagonist8 ай бұрын
  • "You just cant look at a stripper if the lighting is to harsh, I've tried it it just doesn't work." -Lazer pig 2023

    @wiledman2430@wiledman24308 ай бұрын
  • "We are gonna send these tanks in a three day deep strike mission to the capital city, with all the fuel trucks following" Did I just get a shiver of Déjà vu down my spine?

    @peterb2272@peterb22728 ай бұрын
    • . . . Ukraine?

      @chrisscott6254@chrisscott62548 ай бұрын
    • We Americans also did that in Iraq. Except it was successful because we had total air superiority, had dismantled the Iraqi chain of command entirely, sent their leader into hiding and the moral of the Iraqi military was so low that most conscripts abandoned their post the second they heard gun fire in the distance. Mike spark’s probably thinks we could do that to a near peer adversary and honestly with how shit the Russian military has shown to be we probably could do it to Russia, china is a whole different ball game though. It seems like mike sparks is only capable of operating under the assumption that we are fighting a weaker enemy, we have total air and naval superiority and we are fighting a demoralized easily defeated enemy.

      @JohnNeo19@JohnNeo198 ай бұрын
    • Hmmmmmmm. Ah not to worry it's american logistics, 1 truck = 1 potential fuel tanker.

      @davidty2006@davidty20068 ай бұрын
    • @@JohnNeo19 Well, we also had reliable logistics and a command structure that wasn't getting sniped or bombed constantly. Russian logistics relies on trucks, American logistics rely on setting up entire fortresses with a subway and Ihop in them, HMGs every five feet, and a few gunships always circling above them. It's kinda wacky how developed our logistic chains were in Desert Storm and such lmfao, takes a lot longer but we actually took notes from past wars to make our future ones less costly and more effective.

      @SantaClaus-kk8zr@SantaClaus-kk8zr8 ай бұрын
    • The Coalition outperformed Iraq in every way imaginable in every aspect of war and not by a small margin. Not just air superiority. Thats why it was possible. @@JohnNeo19

      @XMysticHerox@XMysticHerox7 ай бұрын
  • Wait! Why go for a Gau-8, when you have multiple 16-inch guns from old WWII battleships sitting around collecting dust?!

    @derekc.6155@derekc.61558 ай бұрын
    • As much as this thing already ignores physics one single 16” gun weighs 138 tons

      @Grebogoborp@Grebogoborp8 ай бұрын
    • That's the problem with these amateurs, they just can't think BIG enough!

      @jeremywerner9489@jeremywerner94898 ай бұрын
    • ​@@jeremywerner9489just strap a single use 18 mm cannon to the bottem of a jet

      @garyslayton8340@garyslayton83408 ай бұрын
    • Far too high-tech. We need something simple. I suggest a 50-pound Parrot Gun from the Civil War.

      @SomeGunNerd@SomeGunNerd8 ай бұрын
    • @@SomeGunNerd Parrot gun? You expect filthy conscripts to be knowledgeable enough to understand such complex concepts as rifling? Might as well give them sharp sticks. Actually, that sounds like a good idea. After all, the Romans conquered the world with the spear.

      @wingracer1614@wingracer16148 ай бұрын
  • I just love the fact that I was researching printing presses and this was one of the recommendation

    @honjohorikoshi@honjohorikoshi8 ай бұрын
  • "and now Pierre spray is in the room and he's telling us that these lasers are high technology and unreliable" "Alright, we're gonna put Tom Brady on the back of the vehicle, he doesn't get a chair T34 hull gunner style, and he'll chuck a football at any anti tank weapon that's travelling at the vehicle at the speed of sound."

    @thriftyshark5307@thriftyshark53078 ай бұрын
  • It really would be more realistic to just make an actual Metal Gear

    @vincenttorrijos9680@vincenttorrijos96808 ай бұрын
    • Towards the latter half of the video they started making an Ace Combat boss.

      @katamariroller2837@katamariroller28378 ай бұрын
    • YUP.

      @AnotherSeeker@AnotherSeeker8 ай бұрын
    • or armor core

      @gondeazshadow349@gondeazshadow3498 ай бұрын
    • *A weapone to surpass Metal Gear...*

      @matthewyeldig4608@matthewyeldig46088 ай бұрын
    • or a mech

      @sofielee4122@sofielee41228 ай бұрын
  • There needs to be a 20mm cannon for every infantryman aboard. He can control it using a videogame controller, and the aiming system gives points for every kill, so it's not only a weapons system but also a video game. The wheels need to be covered with a metal belt, not tracks. The metal belt makes the tires indestructible, and since they're metal it combines the best parts of a wheel and tracks. It worked in Speed Racer!

    @JohnWilliamNowak@JohnWilliamNowak8 ай бұрын
    • Kill point system also simplifies promotions. More kills, more promotion points. Extra points for combo kills and taking out armored targets. Every soldier a general by the end of campaign.

      @d3nza482@d3nza4828 ай бұрын
    • No way. Technology bad. Unreliable.

      @heikkiremes5661@heikkiremes56618 ай бұрын
    • They can re-use the video game controllers om the bottom of the ocean near the Titanic.

      @RichardDzien@RichardDzien8 ай бұрын
    • They can have a predator drone nearby ready to perform airstrikes, but only for soldiers who have a kill streak of five.

      @RG001100@RG0011008 ай бұрын
    • Hell yes - one guy mentioned promotions, but I think the soldiers operating the video-game controller’d 20mm cannons can achieve battlefield commendations and medals based on an AI monitored gun camera. So just like in Battlefield, little achievements will pop up in the Augmented Reality goggles that the soldiers will be wearing. Totally takes advantage of 25 years of conditioning paid for by the private-sector game studios and, ultimately, the soldiers themselves when they bought and played the games! Have Forza guys drive the things.

      @b.w.22@b.w.228 ай бұрын
  • Sloped armor zeppelin killed me. 10/10 would spent small amount of military budget

    @svenneumann2816@svenneumann28165 ай бұрын
  • Is it bad I want to see you guys do this with Spookston, and do the "redesigns" of vehicles he did a couple years back? (With or without the Mike Sparks memery!)

    @redbasher636@redbasher6368 ай бұрын
    • I think it would be the funniest stream ever done.

      @hydrolox3953@hydrolox39537 ай бұрын
  • 33:52 I now have a spectacular mental image of a Gavin mounting a GAU-8, letting off a burst, and going careening around the battlefield like a loose fire hose XD

    @Captain_Rhodor@Captain_Rhodor8 ай бұрын
  • I was really hoping that in light of Mr. Sprays dislike of radar, one of you would have suggested a WW2 Era pigeon based tracking system for the Vulcan.

    @BaronVonCatipeen@BaronVonCatipeen8 ай бұрын
    • hell yea

      @JollyKirbs@JollyKirbs8 ай бұрын
    • Not sure of the context but I’m imagining an Avro Vulcan launching a pigeon-guided Blue Steel nuclear weapon now.

      @joshuahadams@joshuahadams8 ай бұрын
    • ​​@@joshuahadams So, WW2. Electronic tracking doesn't exist. What you do have are pigeons. Train the pigeons to peck on pictures of the target, as the bomb falls, the pigeon inside the bomb pecks on a piece of glass, which makes fins move to course correct the bombs flight.

      @TheMan83554@TheMan835548 ай бұрын
    • They did train them to peck on the screen when spotting orange life vests of downed pilots as their eyesight was so much better at spotting them than the human crew

      @singlespeedpunk7744@singlespeedpunk77448 ай бұрын
  • The CAS solution looks like the Planet Express ship. Which means...lots of potential application for the civilian delivery market! There is no end to the genius of these two men!

    @KestrelTown@KestrelTown8 ай бұрын
    • Good News everyone! We have a secondary market

      @noahwilliams9118@noahwilliams91186 ай бұрын
  • This video has the same energy as my and the boys decorating our ship with upgrades in Lethal Company

    @shaynemcilvoy9047@shaynemcilvoy90473 ай бұрын
  • I have a sneaking suspicion that Mike Sparks was watching the Top Gear Burma special when he came up with the shower in the armored vehicle idea

    @treyaldridge1757@treyaldridge17578 ай бұрын
  • this is how warhammer 40k technology came to be

    @bananaborn4785@bananaborn47858 ай бұрын
    • I was gonna say

      @26th_Primarch@26th_Primarch8 ай бұрын
    • this comment was inevitable, just like the sweet gifts of Nurgle. I implore you, drink from the gutter and embrace his love!

      @cleanerben9636@cleanerben96368 ай бұрын
    • You speaks the truth truth

      @JoRoWi83@JoRoWi838 ай бұрын
  • This was very enjoyable. Pig and Falcon duo is great. You seem to genuinely get along. Boy, do I like Fighter's art style. The art is like a mix of engineer sketches/plans and anime (edit: But, like, a very "Americanized" anime.) This was a very pleasant surprise of an upload. Solid, simple, and wholesome ad too. Thank you both.

    @JacobT-1@JacobT-18 ай бұрын
    • what did they draw it on

      @shaunt6040@shaunt60407 ай бұрын
  • I am so glad that they managed to do this with a straight face for so long.

    @jasonmendelsohn6316@jasonmendelsohn63168 ай бұрын
  • Lazerpig saying he’s met Mike Sparks has the same energy as Jack Ryan saying he met Marko Ramius lol

    @okie1011@okie10118 ай бұрын
    • I really want to watch that Skype call, everything sparks says has so much meme potential

      @hajimakairu5451@hajimakairu54515 күн бұрын
  • I swear to God I'm going to design this in sprocket. Mainly because I want to see the absolute nightmare this thing turns into.

    @999Phiro@999Phiro8 ай бұрын
    • Make sure to design it after the volumetric internals update for maximum pain while trying to make it work.

      @Destroyer_V0@Destroyer_V08 ай бұрын
    • @@Destroyer_V0 it was already going to be a nightmare now I have to model a goddamn stripper POLE AND BANANA DAIQUIRI MAKER IN A GODDAMN COUCH?!?!!?!?!?! I'm gonna blow my brains out trying to get the physics to work. AND WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND A GAU-8?!?!?!?!?!

      @999Phiro@999Phiro8 ай бұрын
    • Let the hand of Mark Sparks guide you

      @seanreynolds7369@seanreynolds73698 ай бұрын
    • @@999Phiro From the ex aviation disposal store, obviously.... come to think of it, sprocket SHOULD, have hostile planes attacking your tank at some point.

      @Destroyer_V0@Destroyer_V08 ай бұрын
    • Yes. Do it.

      @DaYemenball@DaYemenball7 ай бұрын
  • Truly a weapon to surpass surplus t55's and cope cages, the future of warfare is going to be very lopsided with President Sparks at the helm! Awesome video LP!

    @Deltaguy447@Deltaguy4478 ай бұрын
  • You forgot to mention that every crew member in the mike sparks is a trained fighter pilot so it can fly on continuous deployment for three months at a time (with in-air refueling)

    @TeethCruncher@TeethCruncher8 ай бұрын
  • A relaxed, seductive pose with a combat helmet perfectly describes the average infantryman of this dark future.

    @lostalone9320@lostalone93208 ай бұрын
    • Less grimdark and more tall, dark and handsome

      @potatoflow536@potatoflow5368 ай бұрын
  • Nothing compliments the unstable payday 3 beta than some good ol' energy beam swine

    @DeputyDexin@DeputyDexin8 ай бұрын
    • Energy beam swine and hawk's warrior stories (couldn't think of another word for fighter aircraft so warrior it is) 😂

      @adenkyramud5005@adenkyramud50058 ай бұрын
    • @@adenkyramud5005 battle plane?

      @rokkraljkolesa9317@rokkraljkolesa93178 ай бұрын
    • Wtf I just read this while playing the beta lol

      @tobikenobi7364@tobikenobi73648 ай бұрын
    • Read this while installing the beta lmao

      @mrnoskills3589@mrnoskills35898 ай бұрын
  • Why is Falcon so adorable? I just wanna squish him. 🥺

    @TeiwazTheGoat@TeiwazTheGoat8 ай бұрын
  • The giant water tank could be built into the roof to help protect against top attack weapons. Also to heat the water you could pass it through the radiator like a transmission cooler.

    @Charon-5582@Charon-55828 ай бұрын
  • Not going to lie, that other guy really knows how to draw on the fly. That's a hell of a skill.

    @alexanderlittlejohn7136@alexanderlittlejohn71368 ай бұрын
    • Thank you. I was pretty drunk so drawing circles was a challenge

      @fightertales@fightertales8 ай бұрын
    • You can also hear he must have worked in irl Design, considering how long he could withstand laughing out loud at really dumb ideas from the Boss / Client. 🤣

      @HauntedXXXPancake@HauntedXXXPancake8 ай бұрын
    • Yup, his videos on aircombat is informative and entertaining.

      @shaider1982@shaider19828 ай бұрын
    • @@HauntedXXXPancake I've worked professionally in Graphic Design, admittedly not in any military capacity.

      @fightertales@fightertales8 ай бұрын
    • Well yeah he's an ace pilot, he can do anything *on the fly.*

      @just_matt214@just_matt2148 ай бұрын
  • You can heat water by using it as engine coolant, and also by passing the exhaust pipe through the water tank. Water also slows down bullets pretty well, it's best to put the water tanks on the outside of the armor on the top and sides. This way nobody will scratch and dent that pretty titanium armor

    @BoraHorzaGobuchul@BoraHorzaGobuchul8 ай бұрын
    • And any impacts or explosive rounds will help heat the water fore future drinks/soup. Genius!

      @Necro3Monk@Necro3Monk8 ай бұрын
    • Worked so well on the Nelson, a tried and tested idea.

      @changingform250@changingform2505 ай бұрын
  • I suddenly have a greater appreciation for internet historian and his editors

    @KingFunky@KingFunky8 ай бұрын
  • I really think what was missing from your design is that, with all those nice scrapped parts from the horrific B1 platform, you would have enough wings to make the vehicle a biplane for better maneuverability in dogfighting.

    @i0315@i03158 ай бұрын
  • Given what I've seen of actual military PowerPoints, I'm guessing Sparks' graphic design ability is on par with a lot of military officers.

    @jamespocelinko104@jamespocelinko1048 ай бұрын
    • Well There's Your Problem's episode on military powerpoints was gold, even if some of the slides inflicted psychic damage on me

      @ebnertra0004@ebnertra00048 ай бұрын
  • B1 without payload could mount the Gavin like bombs, they could be deployed as parasite fighters, using their gun turret for offensive action when mounted then when deplyed in the fighter role. Then they can be launched to support the troops. In addition the airships could be bultiple gun systems for direct fire support like an ac-130 on steroids, it could also deploy more flying Gavin's like a carrier for multiple roles.

    @solreaver83@solreaver838 ай бұрын
    • What if we build mini Gavinlets that go inside the big ones and when the b1 drops its load the enemies will be overwhelmed by the cluster gavins

      @lego501stTrigger@lego501stTrigger8 ай бұрын
    • @@lego501stTrigger I'm not sure the Internarional community would approve of cluster Gavin's. What if one gets left in a field and found by a random kid one day?

      @solreaver83@solreaver838 ай бұрын
    • @solreaver83 That's true, kids shouldn't get to have fun with these mini apcs. We can solve this by making them explode if picked up

      @lego501stTrigger@lego501stTrigger8 ай бұрын
  • There is actually a system in our current world which if implemented correctly could increase combat effectiveness of any military vehicle by 200%. It is a brand new invention called "Air Conditioning"

    @samh.6788@samh.67888 ай бұрын
  • A parody of In The Field, but with LazerPig, is the best thing anyone could have asked for.

    @Recordspin@Recordspin3 ай бұрын
  • I cannot wait for the chance to buy a Military Issue Femboi at my local Army/Navy store, I'll tell you what.

    @PenumbranWolf@PenumbranWolf8 ай бұрын
  • Video idea: LP and Falcon try to design militarized versions of Phineas and Ferb’s inventions. For example: The Paper Pelican and the Sun-Beater 3000

    @josephhelgersonjoseph6115@josephhelgersonjoseph61158 ай бұрын
    • - The Armored Rollercoaster. - The WM1a "Candance" Tree House Mech - The "Jack O'neil" System of Transplanetary Access and Relocation (STAR) gate

      @CaptainAricDeron@CaptainAricDeron8 ай бұрын
    • The movie kind of already did that.

      @Shaun_Jones@Shaun_Jones8 ай бұрын
    • @StickWithTrigger@StickWithTrigger8 ай бұрын
    • Would be more reasonable than whatever happened in this video.

      @just_matt214@just_matt2148 ай бұрын
  • I have to say, I like the format. I like the tongue in cheek comments/additions and like the real-time illustrations deffo! 👍👍

    @waitingforanalibi2224@waitingforanalibi22248 ай бұрын
  • This is nothing but Lazerpig and Falcon deciding to just let go of all reason and just throw the wildest ideas for almost 50 minutes. Although, that flying M5 Sparks looks like some sort of Sci-fi gunship. And the Zeppelin bit nearly made me spit out my drink.

    @RC-bm9so@RC-bm9so8 ай бұрын
    • It's like if the Tau let a bunch of techpriests design a Manta

      @pretzelbomb6105@pretzelbomb61058 ай бұрын
  • Also, you don’t need engines on the zeppelin - just point the GAU-8 backwards when you want to go forwards

    @lawrencejob@lawrencejob8 ай бұрын
    • I was thinking on a similar line. Why not weld propeller blades to the barrel so when it spins up you get a power boost

      @JopardBDS@JopardBDS8 ай бұрын
  • the insanity keeps going up the more the video progresses

    @marcogenovesi8570@marcogenovesi85708 ай бұрын
  • "How drunk are you?" "Yes"

    @Shazprime@Shazprime8 ай бұрын
  • LazerPig...you doing ok buddy? This is the newest vid on the channel and it's now 2 months old. I'm overdue for another fix of drunk Scottish historian ranty boy. Hope you're doing ok.

    @Markfr0mCanada@Markfr0mCanada6 ай бұрын
  • I feel like I'm watching Cobra Commander and Destro designing Cobra's next toy line. 😂

    @RevDrKillJoy@RevDrKillJoy8 ай бұрын
    • yessssss

      @Coid@Coid8 ай бұрын
  • The shower thing gives the word "Tank" a conplettly new meaning

    @yoschiannik8438@yoschiannik84388 ай бұрын
    • Actually we're coming full circle. Back when they put out the order for the very first Matildas, the British Government told the workers they were making watertanks.

      @HauntedXXXPancake@HauntedXXXPancake8 ай бұрын
    • @@HauntedXXXPancake Yes, thats what im talking about

      @yoschiannik8438@yoschiannik84388 ай бұрын
    • ​​@@HauntedXXXPancakesame goes to the very first tanks of WW1 they call them Water tanks to keep the tank project secret

      @Gencrossbones@Gencrossbones8 ай бұрын
  • The quality has gone up pretty dang good from the NAFO ROUNDER TABLE episodes. I was pleasantly surprised to see Falcon's figure move.

    @XealotCoils@XealotCoils8 ай бұрын
  • Okay, now Imagine there is enemy infantry getting close to, unableing your troops to dismount, and the cannons can't reach them. What i propose is a few titanium poles with sharp ends, to not allow them to get close, this is reliable tech used for centuries, it will work

    @jankowalsk767@jankowalsk7678 ай бұрын
  • As silly as it was...this made me start missing Crimson Skies again Come on Microsoft, the dogfight genre is getting a bit of a resurgence, give us an entry

    @joesmutz9287@joesmutz92878 ай бұрын
    • Yes because that's how game development works. Comments on KZhead are seen and next week, bingo, game. Go home.

      @Hailnolah@Hailnolah8 ай бұрын
    • @@Hailnolah dude, chill out.

      @ravleow9748@ravleow97488 ай бұрын
    • @@Hailnolah Pardon me for saying this, but what kind of depressive sot do you have to be to disparage a whistful comment on a youtube meme video?

      @joesmutz9287@joesmutz92878 ай бұрын
    • ​@@HailnolahSomeone never got over the end of Crimson Skies.

      @phoenixmarktwo@phoenixmarktwo8 ай бұрын
    • @@Hailnolah I once commented on a baldur’s gate 2 video about how cool it’d be to have a sequel Coincidence? I think NOT!

      @sainsburyshopper@sainsburyshopper8 ай бұрын
  • If we're going back to Vietnam for inspiration, we should install six 106 mm recoilless rifles on our new Gavin vehicle for anti-armor use. Note that I am saying this around the time of the Vulcarall concept. Edit: I'm glad I said that so early because I was laughing too hard at the GAU-8 concept.

    @kemarisite@kemarisite8 ай бұрын
    • Wouldn't that be more like the Ontos?

      @Shiftinggers@Shiftinggers8 ай бұрын
    • @@Shiftinggers you are correct, sir!

      @kemarisite@kemarisite8 ай бұрын
    • I really like the idea that we won World War III against the USSR with swarms of Aero Gavins- I'm goanna guess that is the reason why Mike Sparks is president of the USA

      @MrChickennugget360@MrChickennugget3608 ай бұрын
    • Hear me out: Six-barrel rotary 106mm recoilless rifles. Because if there's one thing that HEAT rounds definitely benefit from, it's a high rate of fire.

      @cf453@cf4538 ай бұрын
    • ​@@cf453take my money and build this! 😂

      @kemarisite@kemarisite8 ай бұрын
  • Now I want to see a video where they pitch this idea to Mike Sparks and see how he honestly reacts to the ideas.

    @toddvogel8887@toddvogel88878 ай бұрын
  • This was gold. Thank you!

    @Publixnoob@Publixnoob8 ай бұрын
  • Mr sparks has once again proven his wisdom by hiring these two men. Amazing.

    @adenkyramud5005@adenkyramud50058 ай бұрын
  • Wow Falcon's pretty good at drawing.

    @TurboHappyCar@TurboHappyCar8 ай бұрын
    • Thank you

      @fightertales@fightertales8 ай бұрын
  • Give it a mirror finish. Now, this solves two problems. 1) You're in the desert, rather than a heavy expensive and complicated climate control system, the mirror stops all the energy of the sun from heating the tank, the water and the occupants. 2) It's the 21st century, you're enemy has lasers. Like, guaranteed, no doubt _at all_ Mirror finish! Reflects the lasers back, 100% damage free, possibly (probably?) destroying the crew served laser and crew that was attacking you. Without the mirrors, you're dead. ERA can't stop lasers, it'll just burn or explode. And Titanium alloy? It may stop any calibre of Ballistic projectile, _but metal melts_ So it can't stop lasers. Only mirrors can!

    @MostlyPennyCat@MostlyPennyCat7 ай бұрын
  • That was magnificent work guys, marvelous 😊

    @sulfurfiend1237@sulfurfiend12378 ай бұрын
  • Only problem is that the zeppelin is vulnerable to air attack. Add another GAU-8 on it for shooting down planes, this time firing some other kind of shell, since you don't need much penetration against fighters.

    @alberttrita5858@alberttrita58588 ай бұрын
  • The thing is what you need more of is lift, so you need to use a triplane design.

    @EmmaDelamare@EmmaDelamare8 ай бұрын
  • Now all you need is a couple of 18 pounders on the underside of the zeppelin

    @themanthatpacs4550@themanthatpacs45508 ай бұрын
  • This is definitely a tank designed by Jeremy Clarkson

    @LeglessTurtle@LeglessTurtle8 ай бұрын
    • POWAHHH!

      @scorpio7232@scorpio72328 ай бұрын
  • Guys, you could have saved yourselves a lot of fussing with metric and used the height of Mike Sparks as your unit of measurement. It was right there!

    @CharlieNoodles@CharlieNoodles8 ай бұрын
  • Here's my deposit for the first Gavin 2 off the production line

    @John-The-Fish.@John-The-Fish.8 ай бұрын
  • It's nice seeing you have fun.

    @Fuzzthefurr@Fuzzthefurr3 ай бұрын
  • Please do more of these!!! It is comedy gold!! 🤣🤣🤣

    @timbirch4999@timbirch49997 ай бұрын
  • I was recently at a USAF acquisition leadership seminar, and a speaker actually referenced The Pentagon Wars as a movie that portrays an accurate representation of military acquisition. If anyone should know better, it's the people who were in that room.

    @fedos@fedos8 ай бұрын
    • People who go to leadership seminars are people stupid enough to go to leadership seminars.

      @CruelestChris@CruelestChris8 ай бұрын
    • The process may be accurate, but that doesn't mean the film itself is.

      @Destroyer_V0@Destroyer_V08 ай бұрын
  • We need to get you guys in on the unit design of a new red alert-esque rts game. And do the voices for the villains as well, my god what a blast that'd be.

    @MaltedBastard@MaltedBastard8 ай бұрын
  • If you're mounting the GAU-8 on the back, the top-mounted water tank ought to be shifted frontwards so it can serve as a counterweight. Both the Gau-8's ammunition and the water tank's water will obviously deplete at a similar rate over the course of the mission so you don't have to worry about the vehicle getting stuck in mud or stalling out while climbing hills because of too much weight being in the front or the back

    @firstnamelastname9510@firstnamelastname95108 ай бұрын
  • My one question after that is: How the feck does it defend against drones? I mean it doesn't have rubber tires spilled over its roof, so how does that work? Dies the shower water tank, wich is fitted in the roof provide the same level of safety against drones? Maybe when on tracks the wheels could go up on the roof? And when on wheels the tank tracks could be reassemble into a cage? Definitely much potential in your idea.

    @cyberfutur5000@cyberfutur50008 ай бұрын
  • The Gavin X you’re designing needs monster truck tires and a proper lift kit. That way it can crush other vehicles and handle any terrain. Plus it needs speakers and subwoofers on the outside of the hull for less than lethal crowd control and sweet tunes.

    @dabluflcn@dabluflcn8 ай бұрын
    • The only question is, where can we find big enough truck nuts for it?

      @Coid@Coid8 ай бұрын
    • @@Coid We’ll make them! In Murrrrrica!

      @dabluflcn@dabluflcn8 ай бұрын
  • Let’s go a 50 minute video to get me through my next 50 minute class. Thank you very much Pig

    @LeafyMouse4478@LeafyMouse44788 ай бұрын
    • Yea

      @wolfninja11111@wolfninja111118 ай бұрын
    • School just started smh

      @matthewarnold4557@matthewarnold45578 ай бұрын
    • In chemistry rn

      @garyslayton8340@garyslayton83408 ай бұрын
    • Hey, pay attention in school, or you will end up like mike sparks! 😋

      @nos9784@nos97848 ай бұрын
    • Dude, if you're going to do that, just don't bother going to class.

      @cf453@cf4538 ай бұрын
  • “This thing could dogfight Migs…” 😂

    @TheMezzomorto@TheMezzomorto8 ай бұрын
  • Internet Historian been real quiet since this was posted

    @thepolarphantasm2319@thepolarphantasm23198 ай бұрын
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