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Can't be the worst hitman if you kill all the competition
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZheadr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear ceis
@@AxxLAfriku I am honored to have you reply to my comment, i thank you for this opportunity and will do better next time
@Christopher Dopfel if he killed all the competition he wouldn't be the worst hitman tho
@@christopherdopfel6514 Thats so cool that he replied! however, i think he might have brain damage as he called you ceis when your name is chris.
@@squiddles6359 Oh I know he has brain damage, that's the best part
Imagine this being multiplayer and him and john trying to do a mission together absolute chaos
I wish they did have multiplayer in this game series
That would be the best thing ever to happen
Ngl I thought the person at the beginning dragging the body was john
hey there is a multi player boi hitman sniper
You can play multiplayer in hitman 3
"Uhh and Kryoz too." Gotta look out for the homies
Frfr
"Somebody get a doctor! I think somebody's hurt really bad!" oh boy, wait until you go downstairs.
12:40
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Hitman is a tactical stealth game’ Smii7y: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
@Fadi Dankiha learn where to preach dude
@@joeb2241 ikr
@Fadi Dankiha can't wait to meet this jesus guy everyones talking about, must be a celebrity.
It’s stealth if no one is alive to raise the alarm
@Fadi Dankiha who the hell is this fairy tale joke you call "god"? haven't seen him, he the new boogey man?
6:27 "and Kryoz i guess" the bromanship IS TINGLING THROUGH ME
@Fadi Dankiha br8uh
@Fadi Dankiha Are you a bot or a person who loves copypasta
@Fadi Dankiha Preach somewhere else, nobody here gives a damn.
This is 100% a troll, nice
@Fadi Dankiha Prove God is real.
I find your lack of YEET's disturbing...
When’s the reaction?
How's it going?
oh shit hi nate
Oh yes. Memes
Hi nate lol
the reload animation at 9:12 had me totally taken aback. It's been a long time since I've seen an in-character reload that's actually good and not just "hey, he's good with guns, let's make it fancy"
“This day just keeps getting,” “Awh man”, that’s everyone on Mondays I swear.
To me basically it's the whole quarantine
@@critizon3074 yeah lol
But it's Tuesday my guy
that is what we call a mood
that's me *EVERYDAY*
I guarantee that "Oh fuck is that a grenade?" are SOMEONE'S last words
that's not dark at all.
But instead he said "oh fuck is that a fucking grenade
@@stormed6775 it's probably more like "fuck"
@@Matt-mb1xl k
@@Matt-mb1xl well… it was certainly my last words in halo
I was dying with the whole "more people keep walking in" then he turns around and there's like 20 npcs 🤣🤣🤣
I’m pretty sure that happens when un-armed npcs run off but return all at once
Same to me bro😂😂😂😂
They all "run away" to a designated spot to despawn, but can't do that if the player is nearby, so they just sit there
“Is that a gernade?!” Famous last words
“This day just keeps getting... awe man” Explains literally all of 2020
Literally felt this today
and i bet thats how we are gonna describe 2021
I love this line because it's literally about to say how this days is getting worse and worse but before they even say anything a bad thing happens which just proves the point
Smii7y: *Murders 50 people in cold blood* also Smii7y: "Heyyyy is that an apple?"
@Fadi Dankiha yeah man i know, im already saved :)
Why did u write a essay in the comment section?
@@gogetablue4245 did he delete it?
Your face in the thumbnail: 🗿
19:05 when u join ur friends minecraft wrold and just see a bununch of chest
I'm actually seeing more of SMii7Y then my actual dad
I could be having me dads meatbpie right now
0_0 u good homie?
Hwo needs dad's thats why I keep em in my freezer
than*
Same but with my mom
“I’m a terrible assassin.” *murders 5 people in 2 minutes*
@Fadi Dankiha I’ve never been so confused
@Fadi Dankiha this isn’t the place for that shit
@Fadi Dankiha Leave. And never come back.
@Fadi Dankiha Just why. Why did you have to ruin this comment with your evangelistic crap. I’m all for people having their own beliefs, no matter what they may be, but when I literally have to SCROLL to get past 1 comment...? Why
@@InverseOrb yeah and what’s worse is that he’s spamming this in the comments.
3:35 The game: Equip camera Smii7y: Instructions unclear. Have just jumped off the railing.
**holds apple** “OH NO! PLEASE DONT!”
Smii7y: the man who made a rivalry against himself.
@Fadi Dankiha Ayo God bless you man. Preaching to tbe choir but He'll bless you efforts. Keep it up.
Others call that schizophrenia.
Future SMii7Y sucks! He only makes commercials and interrupts the video's Past/current SMii7Y gang FTW!
@Fadi Dankiha hail satan, our true lord and saviour, the first who fell from the heavens.
@@solinvictus2045 HAIL SATAN
RIP Agent 47. Last words, "Is that a fucking grenade?"
20:30 Teardown be looking like
Not going to lie the thought of someone hireing a bag of milk with a gun to be a hitman is probably the most hilarious thing possible. 🤣
This mans "Kobe'd" someone on the anniversary of Kobe's death... Kobe would be proud
god why does my birthday have to be the day after the anniversary of kobe's death
Holy shit it’s already been a year
I can't believe it's been so long without him...
@Fadi Dankiha “I’m not trying to annoy anyone” yeah right, with you spamming this in the comments it’s what you are trying to do.
wait it has been a year?
“So what’s your job?” Smii7y: it’s complicated
“So yeah, I kill people, destroy treadmills, and mine diamonds.”
13:04 something we all need is a bullet proof toliet
8:15 *Dr. Popp & Fountain View*
Remember kids, if there’s no one to act as witness, it’s stealth.
Take notes boys, take notes!
14:54 The guy is literially me every time someone asks have I done anything today
Me trying to remember what I've done
@Fadi Dankiha This is a major turning point for the Moldovan fishing industry
Nothing good every comes after the phrase “is that a fucking grenade?”
Unless it’s an avocado
Man had wallhacks but not aimbot at 28:06
Hitman 3: heavily stealth oriented Smii7y: “and remember.... no Russian”
more like no arabs
@@mashupwalkman314 facts
S nami Bo...
You are very cultured.
@@mashupwalkman314no arabic*
And some say he still hits men to this day..
29:55 Smii7y: hold on. I feel like I’m forgetting something. Oh yea.
Bruh, you've been so consistently funny for so long I could see this video followed by a video from 4 years ago, and I couldn't tell the difference because both make me laugh like heck 🤣 and I gotta hand it to you, cuz I generally find it hard to even smile
SMii7Y is the prime example of "Stealth is recommended, but not always required"
@Fadi Dankiha why doe
Bro I just wanted to appreciate our real lord and saviour - the one true SMii7Y and all his stealthiness ❤️
Is anyone going to bring up the fact that SMI77Y has essentially created 3 different alter ego's (Past, Present, and Future) SMI77Y that all hate each other?
Future smii7y gang
Wow you even beat Agent 47's stealth mode. Agent 47 say " I guess he needs to be more in mission than me."
“Mom i gotta get this new hitman game!” “Mom the milkbag told me to!”
20:17 “ThAt’S tHe WrOnG *dOoR.”* 😂
@Fadi Dankiha ayo what the fuck
Hey smii7y so we just came out with hit- Smii7y:YES
Ay you want the intro 20:50
"Four,seven, zero,shit"😂😂😂😂Best line ever
“be stealthy” Ai can’t spot me if there ain’t no AI left
That's Called Russian Stealth
they really just should nuke their targets i heard it has more of a 100% chance of death
25:40 “APPLE” LMAO🤣
“Is that fucking grenade?” *Famous last words.*
Seeing how much chaos Smii7y alone was able to cause makes me wish that the Contracts mode allows for multiplayer so the rest can join in on the fun.
when you realize that SMii7Y spent 2/3 of the video killing innocent people
You mind your business better than he does
“Cleanest kill in the video?” Proceeds to deck a man in the face.
The dialog from the first guy is just my life, I wake up feeling great and then somebody bad happens 2 times in a row
That entire bit of killing/knocking out people as they pass is basically The Slap
"This is like a comedy sketch" _Laughs in the slap_
11:03 “is that a fucking grenade” 😂😂😂💀
24:40Floaty man Floaty man Does whatever a floaty man Does
Plz dooo more I love all of the clips my g
8:47 "You still alive? I threw a banana at you!"
19:22 “Do I just make this the most clean kill in video right here?” *Proceeds to one punch the target*
when this comes out, i wanna watch smii7y do more of these
I have not watched a funny vid in so long and this video was hilarious.
25:01 that guy's didn't even move and neither did his body react
Smitty- "Im just murdering people now." Me - "yeah, you're an assassin, it is your job."
This was really good, please make more of this
This is exactly how I imagine someone's first few hours with this game would be. Just messing around, doing stupid stuff, and having fun.
19:51 When the teacher asks the quiet kid what comes before AK
@Fadi Dankiha ._. Thanks
@@CrispyAndCaramel he’s spamming this in the comments
@@lihzzahrdspeed6631 o
@Fadi Dankiha jesus aint god's son , actually nobody is
22:24 you scan it and it just opens a web page that says "I am an assassin"
Famous last word "is that a fucking granade"
Please do more. I was laughing my ass off
_"This day just keeps getting... Awh man"_ Thats actually a mood lmao
SMii7Y: Worst Hitman Ever Cheru: *I Have An Apricot Thats Illegal*
Please do more of Hitman 3. This was really funny
Ohh man I haven't laughed this hard in a minute lmao 😂😂😂
Chapter 1: Several counts of first-degree murder Chapter 2: "The First Kill"
My friend: why do you always get mad at yourself for arguing with yourself? Me: someone’s gonna get pissed at me if I do it too much My friends: like that would ever happen Smii7y: *throws hammer at the storage guy mumbling* make up your goddamn mind
Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase make more of these. QUALITY CONTENT
Chapter 1: *Smii7y commiting genocide* Chapter 2 title: *_The first kill_*
Legend has it Smii7y is still swapping outfits to this day
15:39 thats a Florida man
I love how Smii7y turned a stealth game into a TPS game.
SMii7Y making a toilet dance while Chaos ensues
I'm never this early! Oh what a gift
Same
Same
Same
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“How the hell did I not know a new Hitman was coming out” *epic games store* Ah
that was hilarious pls make a part 2
More is this! This is amazing!
6:43, wait, isn't Todd Williams that dude from Detroit: Become Human?
Oh my God! I was looking for a comment on this 😂
@@LoicCT7567 forgot I even commented this lmfao
@@jaysor yeah a couple years past
I can't watch this without continuously thinking "Smii7y, you realize you could be doing this so much more efficiently" because it does not look like Smii7y has ever played games that require stealth in his life.
9:53 to 10:05 had my dying. Dude was looking for his clothes back.
REALLY REALLY! Liked this series, so I hope we will see more of this in the future!! :D
Can we just say how great the thumbnail is like damn that’s artist is good
*sees grenade* SMii7Y: *in baby voice* is that a grenade?
Definitely a highly recommended series!!
SMii7y: God I am such a good assassin. Also SMii7y: Proceeds to kill everyone except his target.
“Ignore the blood stains ill get the guy with the vacuum cleaner to deal with it” Me: ah yes, the vacuum cleaner. A Magnificent choice
*"Is THaT A FuKIng GreNAde!"* Every Military personell ever.
@Fadi Dankiha Lot of spelling mistakes in that comrade. Got anything to say for yourself?
@@lostalifegaming he’s also spamming this so more than spelling mistakes
"AH YOU JUST STARTED- APPLE" Bro has me rolling, apple got his back fr.
Smii7y needs to know the real meta for hitman: No one can notice, if there is no one left to notice
Y'know, never usually watch sponsored intros, but because of future smiz7y, it's worth it
Imagine being in the future This was made by the past smitty gang
Please do this again..This video got me in such a good mood.
This guy is always so hilarious