red guardian being chaotic af in black widow
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red guardian aka alexei shostakov funny moments in black widow. red guardian is played by david harbour
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fyi: the clips had to be under 8 seconds or the video would immediately get blocked, hence the choppiness. if ya don’t like it there’s plenty of other edits u can watch instead who don’t seem to have this problem 🙂
Honestly it adds to the chaos
Dude this was literally perfect.
So I just switched from dislike to like :))) your excuse is valid ;))
Bro, I love the edit in this video-
444th like!
"you named a pig after me?" "you don't see the resemblance?" LOOOOOOOL
he looked so hurt
That cracked me up too, and it's very realistic the way he was kinda mad at that
Did he expect the pig to be named "Plopper"?
whole theater loved that one 😂😂😂
some how it looks like a really ex wife-ish thing to do. melina is one sexy troll lol
him asking if captain america talked about him is like when kids giggle about their school crushes liking them back
right???? "omg is my crush lookin at me"
When you’re crush is your rival
The thing is it doesn't mention in the movie that Red Guardian has a mental disorder. He really think he fought with Captain America.
@@Talsedoom SPOILERS! I think he did fight with 'a' Captain America, just not Steve Rogers. There was all those experiments and the black supersoldier they found out about in Falcon and the Winter Soldier. Plus, could be time travel!
I laughed
"You both have killed.. so many people. Your ledgers must be dripping, just gushing red. I couldn't be more proud of you." And he genuinely sounds so proud, like a father would.
You notice the hand gestures at the same time?
didn't loki say something similar in avengers? except the being proud part
@@lowkeylokii4205 He used it to taunt Natasha.
@@lowkeylokii4205 That scene practically created most of the movie
And before that how he said "Yelena, you went on to become the greatest child assassin the world has ever known!"
Loved his obsession with Captain America when Cap didn't even know that RG existed since Cap was frozen virtually the entirety of RG's lifetime (before he became imprisoned).
Yeah, I think he fought with the replacement captain america, and he probably never knew that it wasn’t OG Cap
What if old cap worked covertly after going back to be with Peggy... I can't imagine he just stayed home and tended the garden while Peggy was out being s super agent.
@@rimurutempest4945 like isiah Bradley? That could be cool except that RG knows that Cap is white since he asks Natasha if he remembers him. Surely he should know what he looks like
@@Viqtor no not isiah bradely. See after ww2 captain america wasnt making so much money. So they tried to reboot him as a commie smasher in the comics, thats when he fought red guardian. But it was then retconned to be a guy who took on the exact look and name of steve rogers.
@@samplayssomegames3249 was he a super soldier tho?
The poor guy tries to be heartfelt, but the girls are not having it.
two teenage daughters embarrassed of their dad
@@KanejBrekkdown I think in universe Natasha is in her early thirties. In the comics she’s 70. MCU Yelena and comic are in their 20’s. Granted no one cares so I feel silly writing this lol
@@diegorodriguez8006 yelena is around 27, the flashback scene is set in 1995 and Natasha says yelena is only 6 years old, the movie takes place around 2016 right after civil war And yeah, nat is a couple of years older so she’s in her early 30’s
Tbh he did sell them to the Red Room, I did want to see some serious moments between him and the kills tho
@@diegorodriguez8006I don't know if they changed it but it was hinted that Natasha was actually the last surviving daughter of Tsar Nicholas and Elizabeth and I believe used the same concoction Nick Fury took to stay young.
i know yelena's not his biological child but damn the apple doesn't fall far from the adoptive tree huh
Yelena is low key a daddy’s girls even if she won’t admit it. She notably doesn’t break the hug even allowing him to give her a pat and fatherly kiss on the forehead. She loves her “dad” despite how much of an idiot he can be
@@spiderrocket8367 she said it herself..."i was the mission you don't wanna do, but to me you are everything" or something like that, so she definitely love him
@@spiderrocket8367 Yes, she was so cute in that hug scene! 😭
@@spiderrocket8367 This was the first thing I noticed. She let the hug go on for a while before playing it off like she didn't enjoy it
Beg to differ! I'm adopted and I'm nothing like my dad, I mean absolutely nothing like him. And I like it!
Red Guardian and Cap American is literally Wanda and Thanos Red Guardian: You took everything from me Cap: I don't even know you
thats cap variant hes fight coz steve always comeback in time
The contrast between David playing Red Guardian and Hopper is MASSIVE. This man deserves all the emmy's he can get
yelena is definitely her father child lol
like father like daughter for sure
She'll kill you if you said this to her lol
Alexei isn't her real father
@@weeklyslav9331 wait he’s not ?
@@KiyaNicole2 their family is a cover
okay but alexei talking about his dad pissing on his hands paralleled with yelena talking about her hysterectomy is sending me
like father like daughter
I think his point was that dads do stupid things but their heart's in the right place at the end
@@EthanRom I could never have guessed that.
@@EthanRom there was something telling me that it made sense but I didn’t understand why.
@@gw7911 same
6:01 Alexei's tattoo has Melina's face and the word "Love" with it.
On his right shoulder he has 2 roses with Natasha and Yelena on a banner!
You are putting so much attention to detail : you got my Respect
I love that he makes a tasteless period joke and then she just decides to make her as uncomfortable as he just tried to make her. 20/10.
"Little Natasha, all indoctrinated into the western agenda" LMAO
before cap 2 she might have replied with some pro-west bs, but now she knows she was just working for Hydra lol
@@vlad_47 shield wasn't all hydra, a part of it was. They knew they couldn't get the widow to their side so they didn't even try
@@chandrachud Widow and Rogers were literally doing an Hydra mission with the Hydra Strike team in the beginning of Cap 2. Nat has sure as hell carried out alot of Hydra missions while believing shes doing Shields bidding. Nat was an saboteur, assassin for the Red Room/KGB and then did the same for Shield. Its not like they are the good guys. She defected cause they had that "drink free cola in the free west" appeal on top of the inhumane treatment she got in the Red Room.
@@chandrachud civil war is a metaphor for capitalism and the industrial war machine. All countires have a hand in it.
@@vlad_47 you can even say hydra authorized the nuke strike in the first avengers film since Powers Booth's character was revealed to be a hydra agent as well in Agents Of Shield. Everyone was taking orders from undercover hydra agents who were eventually exposed. But I think he was referring to the capitalist vs communist when he said that.
The word "dipshit", in a dry Russian accented tone. The purest use of the word. It feels that way.
If were talkin accents, douchebag in a newyork accent is pretty solid
@@nananannanananna The best one for Australian accents is "Get fucked".
Deepsheet
@@nananannanananna New Yorkers naturally put that extra "OOSH" in the "douchebag."
I laughed too hard at the words fallopian tubes
The way he said “What?” when Melina revealed herself sounded so defeating 😂😂😂😂
"you..you don't have earpiece" 🤣😂
Honestly Alexei and Yelena was 99% of the movie’s comedy.
They're the best part of this movie.
Ok but who else wants to see Red Guardian and the Winter Soldier face off
oh my god i would die
Me!! I think Bucky would probably trounce him for no other reason than his own amusement though..."Look at this doode."
Anything for more David harbour content
@@Jewelapple fr i love him as a actor and especially cuz my old friend back when i use to live in la, david harbour is his uncle so it makes me feel good that i use to be friends with david harbours nephew
I mean if we are talking about winter soldier like the one from captain america 2 then i mean i really dont wanna see red guardian dead lol cuz winter soldier been training for 70 years, but bucky now he holds back more so i think it would be more fair bucky holding back vs red guardian trying that would be a good fight
“what is with this tension ? did i do something wrong ?” 😭😭😭😭😭 david harbour is a true one of a kind.
i love him so much i'm so glad he's in the mcu now too
Is true one of kind*
@@austinling7318 no.. I feel like a “a” should definitely be in there..
@@austinling7318 no
@@austinling7318 That’s worse if anything
*gets hit with sleep dart- “they think-“ Several darts later- No, they didn’t think one would be enough. Looks like that worked though,
xD
The amount of tranquilizer that was shot into Alexei is enough to make Keith Richards leg fall asleep
@@zydecomoon2742 and beg for more
I really want rede guardian to find Sam and says " Captain america we meet agaii.... You are different"
I could imagine him saying that.
''It must be the Sun and all the gun powder from the wars''🤣
"i expected you to be whi- ...taller"
@@bayek8377 I dIdN't KnOw YoU hAd WiNgS
i could have an entire film series based on her family alone
would KILL for that
Family you say? Dominic Torreto would like to have a word with you.
@@aseem2985 omg lmaoooo
@@aseem2985 pfft- lmfao
@@aseem2985 STOPPP AIWVNUIUBWE
him realizing the door's open is too fucking funny
him falling through it lmfao
That part and his “damn it” when he realizes Melina already walked away 🤣
And when he realizes he doesn't have an earpiece 🤣
That "Damn It" is so iconic it's been playing in my head and I find myself saying that, genius acting and delivery
Right? I am not sure how many takes they did, but they certainly picked the best one.
I feel like he would've made a good real-life Mr. Incredible. That scene with him trying to fit in his super suit was spot on with Mr. Incredible lol
his face when melina says asks him if she doesn't see the resemblance
he looks so betrayed
But later, she tells the girls, that she still thinks he is attractive.
@@DerTaran she was clearly just messing with him, and she probably named the pig after him because she missed him.
Yelena, not Melina. (..... дурак....)
@@Robert_Douglass Yelena is the younger daughter, Melina is the mother
him trying on the costume is me trying on my old clothes after quarantine
Yeah, I gained some weight as well since 2020! Kinda sad 😔
oof same
@@KanejBrekkdown Used to be skinny asf throughout 2012 to 2019! Until 2020 came! 😔
I stayed the same. I win quarantine!
Should have used your free time to exercise...
3:34 Yelena's hand just flopping is hilarious
No one's gonna mention the fact that David harbour name is 'Alexie' just like the slurpee guy in Stranger things and they're both Russian character 😂
Ikr
Its Alexei and also one of the most common Russian first names like 'David' or 'John' for the western world.
"Uh..I don't think we have enough fuel for St. Petersburg" "No we're good, we'll make it" "ok"
I made it thru this whole compilation without having seen the movie yet and was just kinda chuckling. Then the damn helicopter falls out of the sky and I SCREAMED with laughter
@@nahthanksno8299 I'm willing to bet the obviously horrendous CG for that chopper crash was intentional too. Fits the scene tbh
That is perhaps the most russian thing I've heard in this movie 😂
*(Top 10 Famous Last Words)*
That smooth crash landing looked like the most Russian thing in this entire movie! 😂😂😂
I swear…the chemistry of Natasha’s family carried this f**king film!!! Made me feel that I did save money 😂
For me it was money well wasted. The best family put on screen
Did you say FAMILY!?
@@ki7966 Nothing is stronger than family
@@dylang1138 And you never give up on family
I live my life a quarter mile at a time
Red guardian is such an underused character in this movie.
I agree they could've given him at least a good action scene instead he's reduced to a comedic relief
@@blasdelezo4042 that was my one of two problems with it other than that I liked the film
He's strong, he's just...old now and...stupid. Like an old war veteran that lost his mojo
Task master: am i a joke to you?
@@sebastiaankrul2403 taskmaster never was in this movie, what are you talking about
1:50 the parallel of her making him uncomfortable with her description and then going to him doing the same to her is hilarious
"What is with this tension". The way he said that I almost died. 😂
as if he didn’t do anything 💀
Us guys in every situation we started 🤣
Did I do something woooong?
My favorite part is that he sort of walks off and talks a pause before he says it LMFAO
He literally cannot tell what he did wrong and that’s oddly adorable
Melina and Nat. Talking about serious matters Alexei and Yelena: talks about random stuffs
Like mother like daughter Like father like daughter
I think this is a norm in a nuclear family. One kid, typically the older one would usually teamed up with the serious parent and the other kid, typically the younger one would usually teamed up with the casual parent. I should know, I'm living it.
Just like in real life
“What is with this tension” cracks me up every time
We have to admit, the hysterectomy description was uncharacteristically dark for a Marvel movie. I’m somewhat surprised they allowed them to keep that full description in the movie, even with Alexei’s somewhat humorous reaction to feeling uncomfortable.
Black Widow was dark for the Mcu, especially the opening sequence, it was heartbreaking but extremely well-done
I mean, Banner admits to attempting suicide in the original Avengers film
Watch the older Marvel movies in the MCU that lead up to the first Avengers movie. MCU was dark. It was when Disney acquired them that things got much lighter.
Was it though? Was it? I’m not shocked at all by it and they’ve shown/said worse honestly
You don’t have to get so clinical and nesty 😂
My fave alexei quote lol 😭
jOnNy OhhHh
“Oh, I was about to talk about Fallopian tubes but ok”
@@enderdragoness546 😂😭he honestly was the laughing stock of this show because he had so many mood swings
🤣🤣🤣
his reaction at nat's aggressive headset removal
loved that bit
- didn't take a shower at all - proceed to wear his suit which has never been washed Imagine his smell.
the smell of bravery
The smell could disgust Taskmaster
There will never be a deodorant named Red Guardian.
“My father…. He go toilet on my hands” 😂😂😂😂 1:43 one of my favorite lines of the movie
Alexei and Yelena are the best characters in this movie.
Yelena I agree with, but not so much Alexei. I love David Harbour as an actor, and the character had some great moments, but it was kind of bad how he kept breaking accent at random times through the movie... Florence Pugh was freakin' flawless the entire movie though...
@@TalkingHands308 do you mean his accent at the start of the movie? i think that was bc they were in ohio lol
@@valdoyle1025 Yes, they had to act like an American family, so they had no accent.
Love how Yelena was able to nail being a bratty sister without being annoying. She is indeed the best part of the movie. That alone makes a sequel already probably better..I hope she shows up in Hawkeye
For me it was Yelena. I think Alexei was too comedian. Yelena's character is literally perfect.
"you named a pig after me?" "you don't see the resemblance" 😂
Abhishek Togaru lmao you can't be serious.
@@JustThings1992 the context of Melina is of her treating animals and people like experiment subjects is not a bodyshaming joke if you understand that Melina's mind is so twisted and full of desire of experimentation with anything that moves that she can't tell the difference anymore
@@JustThings1992 the joke comes from the reaction of Alexei and not for the fact of her naming that pig like him, in fact I bet she recreated the family and the others have the names of Yelena and Natasha
6:26 The nod he gives when he's hit with multiple tranq darts like "Yeah, this is enough!" 😅
"Its the Red Guardian" "Get out..."
It bums me out that Alexi bears his soul and says how he really felt about giving up the girls in Cuba and it wasn’t even Nat. Ugggggghhhhhhh
I want a Red Guardian Disney Plus spin-off... NOW!!!
i'd kill to see that
I do to bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hell yeah! With 20 episodes each season.
Set during his glory days
@Paul B I see what you did there... 😂
Whenever he says "What is with this tension" in his russian accent, always gets me.
David Harbour and Florence Pugh stole the show for me in Black Widow.
This movie was OK, but Alexie, Yolena, & Natasha's dynamic was one of the best in MCU. Makes me wish Natasha didn't die in Endgame because they should've spun this off into a Disney+ show.
Yes 🥺
*yelena but yeah I agree
There still the 5 years between infanity wars and endgame.
They should've released this movie earlier like after civil war
they probably had plans to til it tanked so miserably. multiverse and all that
Now I wish the whole family was a part of infinity war and endgame. Imagine the banter they could’ve had with the avengers. Like Alexei with any other character would’ve been hilarious I reckon. And Yelena too. 😆
Westerners will never accept aid from Communist Russian super soldiers.
@@AbdullahToorMystic lol red guardian and captain america working together wold have been funny af
@@Justadudeyeknow Geopolitical adversary’s put aside differences to face universal threat.
@@Justadudeyeknow lol it would be like hulk and thor. they are fighting the bad guy then one of them gets a sucker punch in.
Hed be so jealous once he see how young and ripped capt america still is and he is old and fat 😂
"You don't have to get so klinekel and nesty." I love that line! LOL
I am going with the head cannon that he wasn't lying about fighting Captain America. It was just the older Captain that was living with Peggy after returning the stones.
Good theory
That's not really how time travel works in the MCU. I think Isiah Bradley or another super soldier could have theoretically fought Aleksei.
@@Dr._Mantis_Toboggan_Md. yet cap returned as an old man
@@gavinbillings6535 yeah, he returned to his old timeline tho.
@@Dr._Mantis_Toboggan_Md. There was nothing showing him returning to his timeline through the quantum realm. That old Cap might be from a different timeline originally, but it is pretty well implied that the Cap sitting there was one who had lived a whole life in that reality. Thus making it possible for that Captain to have faced off with Guardian in the 80's
the fact that natasha died is even more sad now that she has a sister
And a father, a mother, pigs
the "damn it" with the pose LMAOOOOO
kills me
my god his pronunciation on ‘dammit’ and ‘i have no idea’ are so satisfying
This can't be the MCU, everyone has an earpiece.
Ikr, I still think it's all part of Melena's plan so that all operations go through her in destroying the evidences that she's connected to the Red Room.
Red Guardian: Since Captain America is my nemesis, did he ever talked about me? Natasha: No, but him and I did kiss when we tried to hide from Hydra 😊. Red Guardian: 🤨
HAHA, funny! (not)
Would have been the perfect setup for their meeting. Red Guardian: So you want to play kissy-face with my daughter Cap: Who are you?
@@BlueGoblin1 activate *Over protective dad* mode
Since Red Guardian never actually met real Captain America I dont think, is he really talking about Isayah Bradley character perhaps? Did he met that Captain America?
@@typicalaya9648 Cringe
i love how he always tries to give a great speeches but alway picking the wrong time or... wrong words. it is such a well placed joke that tells us he is truly an opposition to captain america who is great at his speeches
Alexei: Does Captain America ask about me? Steve: I don't even know who you are...
3:18 i find it funny when he went Italian gesture as the door open.. xD
Most emotional moments in the MCU: Tony's death Steve's farewell to Peggy MY FATHER HE GO TOILET ON MY HANDS
LMAOOOOO PLS
i actually laughed at loud thanks dude
LMFAOOO
DUDE YES
It's honestly the best line from the movie, Idgaf fight me on this 😂👍
Can you make a compilation of alexei and yelena being the most chaotic father daughter duo
making a black widow family one next but can definitely do that after!
Yes
The “what is this tension” is gold
Yelena: I don't get my period, dipsh**. I don't have a uterus. Natasha: Or ovaries. Me: lucky 😩
@@HP-tw6tl ehhhhhh..... No not really, depends on the baby
@@HP-tw6tl yeah for like 6 months
he was so hilarious-
he really was a highlight
he was a bumbling fool who was made to look dumb and incompetent, it was pathetic..
I wanna see this dude fight Bucky. Just imagine the one liners and comedy in-between beating the lights out of eachother.
0:20 is absolutely me
I want to see a Red Guardian solo film so bad 😂. David Harbour absolutely killed this roll. Even though he didn’t get a lot of screen time in the movie he was probably my favourite part 😂
Basically Tormund in MCU!
LOOOOOL accurate
why is this so accurate lmao
I shouldn’t agree… but I do
"im not a normal dad im a cool dad" alexi probably at many points
Hopper being red guardian
Saying “what is with this tension” in a Russian accent is my new fav thing
him putting his suit on kills me
mood though nothing fits me anymore
I wanna see more of him, him being more competent aswell would be rlly sick
maybe in a flashback to him in his prime
U mean after years in jail, u would be less competent too.
@@TheIcemanthomas no just less of the comedic value guy
2:29 has me dying everytime I watch it
4:02 me when the physics teacher asks me what the unit of power is called:
Whaooot?
underrated
i love david harbour so much
me too i loved him in the newsroom i'm so happy he's done stranger things and now mcu movies
Am I the only one who lowkey wants a whole TV show about the red guardian?
The way he says "I have no idea" kills me! My favorite line in the whole movie I cried!
We want Red Guardian series (1970s-1990s/2000s)
marvel pls
Dont know if that will happen, but I wish they make this film or series
Well there’s always animated just get Harbour to voice.
He was the best part of the movie😂😂
david harbour killed it
“You know… fathers” - Russian father
"My father he go toilet on my hands"🤣...David is so hilarious and he looks a real dad to Yelena...he deserves his own movie or series and gather back with Yelena and Melina in future...I like to see him more
Here for Natasha squatting like a proper slav xD Man this movie was awesome, can't believe we only got 1.
LMAOOOO not the slav squat💀 me too tbh it was so good
My father goes TOILET ON MY HANDS 🤲🏼
0:43 me trying to put my pants on after doing nothing all year
5:05 how to break a man.
When he was baring his heart to Melina-Nat you can see he actually did feel bad for how he let them take his daughters, so he gets a pass in my book.
you know they should have made a mid credits scene where he shows up at sam's house and challenges him to a duel only for sam to shut the door in his face
he'll probably be in season 2
David Harbour has very quickly become one of my favorite actors
Red Guardian stole every scene he was in. I loved it.
4:08 me returning from the milk store
1:02 i burst out laughing
Son: Mom I want *the winter soldier* Mom: We have *winter soldier* at home Winter soldier at home:
So even better
5:16 That fighting stance reminds of Metal Gear Solid.
1:32 David's american accent shines thru for a second love it
aww if they could have hold on a bit longer for poor Alexei, 3:52 :')
embarrassed of their dad
@@KanejBrekkdown smh lol, SO accurate! but gosh goodness, I think me to mere see a daddy standing proud a stanchion and trying to embrace in his babies as close to his heart till they're all warm and cozy..em? oh okay must be just 'cause he's such a sweet soul for one to handle heha- I kept wishing the cuddle to be as long as it could be.. love their glint!
I’ve told people this before but Yelena seems like she enjoys the hug at least to some extent she noticeably doesn’t really resist even after Natasha breaks it and even allows a fatherly pat and kiss on the head. She may not be willing to give Alexei the satisfaction but she low key missed her “dad”
4:37 "I thought I was being brave" "you..you don't have earpiece" "What?!"🤣😂
Grabs Yelena's hand "you both" Grabs Natasha's hand "have killled" shakes their hands around "so many people" looking very proud. HAHAHAHA that scene really cracked me up!