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Learn Japanese pitch-accent and pronunciation from my Patreon Series "Japanese Phonetics"
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JAPANESE HAS 7 FORMS OF WRITING HOW DID YOU FORGET LINE STICKERS
LINE STAMPS😅
that makes 9 in total
@@cendora7576 Could you list out
イ可ゅっτω＠？≠″ｬ｣ﾚもι″ｶゞぁゑぢゃω！☆ミ No, this is not a glitch. This was a popular form of texting back in the 2000s. Gal-moji
I was 110% certain, LINE stickers would make the list. It's a writing system that's a lot harder to master than Kanji (mainly because they somehow still don't publish any textbooks about it).
Just 'Hiragana' written in katakana caught me completely off guard
Same! My eyes and brain had a visceral reaction to it!
I'm staring at 中田... what's wrong with it? O god dammit.
@@Broockle I didn't even see it until I read your comment
I have that mug!
@@Broockle Dammit! I didn't notice at all 😂😂
"Natto mcflurry" Maybe the Tokugawa were onto something. I think we flew a little too close to the sun with this globalization thing.
I read somewhere someone saying that Yakuza: Way of the Dragon showed them the truth that Kanji is not the Final Boss of learning Japanese, it is instead Speed-reading Katakana.
"In Japanese, there are dozens of different ways to say 'yes'. and they all mean 'no'" at 2:54 this is genius!
うん is yes but ううん is no. はい is yes but can also mean "WTF". ええ means yes but can also mean "Umm". はあ means yes but can also mean "What?".
@@zUJ7EjVD コーヒーはいかがですか？ いい。 いーい～ え？どち？
@@zUJ7EjVD I think this was more a comment on how Japanese will most of the time answer you with a yes just to not ruin the mood but actually mean no ;)
@@TandokuOsaki Same, I thought along the lines of "you're welcome", and how instead of that, you're always expected to be as dismissive as possible about the nice thing you just did.
You mean you don't boom out どういたしまして ？@@fahrenheit2101
I felt the Katakana comment in my soul... having to actually sound it out loud every bloody time like im playing a game of Charades with myself is just too much.
I honestly just google it and find myself irrationally annoyed. Like its basically my native language, yet i read it slower and have 8 different ideas what it might be, and its none of them.
@@bobfranklin2572 And then when you look it up it's a bastardization of some random European loan word you've never heard in your life.
@@sabbylmao there should be an アンケート about which one is possibly the worst loan word in japanese
@@sabbylmao I mean, I don't know if "bastardization" is the right way of calling it...
@@SamaelsWut I'm french and I thought it was the "investigation" meaning, but it means "survey", I forgot about that other meaning (which is still common though).
3:25 Jokes on you I read this as "Nakata." YOU CAN'T HURT ME
I've watched enough Gaki no Tsukai batsu games to know how Tanaka is actually spelled :)
Runner-up prize for Chuuda as well
You didn't get me with the 田中/中田 joke. I already messed that up once earlier today so I was actively watching for it.
A few of us are immune to this one. For me, it’s the name of my college crush so it’s hard to forget 😂 I still mix up all the other random names that go back and forth, like 上村/村上or田嶋/嶋田 For people who did read it wrong, don’t worry, I’ve seen this mixed up by Japanese people on official documents.
I didn't even notice the joke until I read this comment... whoops! Kind of like 日本 and 本日 !
I get that with 会社 and 社会 as well lol I just recognize 会 and 社 and automatically turn it into 会社
I thought we were reading right to left😂
One that's floating in the zeitgeist as of late: Japan is unique in that it's the only country to have lived in the year 2000 for 40 years.
Glad to know I'm not the only one saying this.
Very poetic i like this
so they got past the showa era ^_^
I remember seeing it phrased as Japan was already living in the year 2000 back in the 80s but unfortunately they're still there. Same idea though. 👍
People using German words in their English sentences really puts me off every time I happen across it 😅
I keep making the same stupid mistake in Japanese where I'm reading song lyrics and I see the word 構える (Kamaeru), but I keep reading it as 横える (Yokoeru), which is not a real word. Then I spend way too much time googling 横える 意味 (Yokoeru meaning), but I only get results for 横たえる 意味. Then I'm like, "Not Yokotaeru, YOKOERU!!!😢 Is it slang or something?!" Then I say, "Alright, let's look up ALL the pronunciations of 横. Maybe that'll give me a clue." I then do this, realizing "Yoko(eru)" is not an option, only "Yoko(taeru)." At that point, I say, "Either it's a typo, or the singer said an obscure slang word I can't find in the dictionary, or the singer coined this word, or I'm confusing one word with another. Lemme listen to the song again." The song: "Kamaete ita n da." I have made this mistake 5 times already 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
That 「ヒラガナ」 hurt me deep inside, and I don’t think I’ll ever recover. So, thanks I guess.
He sells ヒラガナ merch and I _really_ want to get it.
theallinhiraganajokewassoaccuratethough
instead of using spaces, Japanese choose use different entirely separate writing system
@@thieftheodore English should incorporate hieroglyphs and elder futhark and get rid of all punctuation
So true!
For real, when Duolingo dropped kanji temporarily to revamp everything, I was surprised to learn that I couldn't read Japanese anymore. I expected it to be easier with all hiragana, but I was so wrong. My relationship with kanji changed, we're frienemies now.
ontheotherhanditissurprisinglyeasytoreadthiseventheancientromanshadnouseforspacesandpunctuation
Even being a translator myself, I still keep reading 本日 as 日本 every friggin time.
Haha 😂 yes. I guess it's that we don't actually read it, we just see if and decide it's the thing we expect it to be 😄 I study Mandarin with other students and I'd say the most common mistake we make when reading out loud is saying the wrong pronouns. We constantly correct each other on those 😂 Or I see a word and read our loud its synonym instead 😆
The mexican embassy in japan has a full list of mexican food restaurants in japan on their website.
WAIT REALLY? i need this
@@bakicci www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?mid=1GBPrh7gpQxLf5uCQr9vQQlQeiH2dMo65&usp=sharing
@@bakicci KZhead won't let me link it. But go to: embamex(DOT)sre(DOT)gob(DOT)mx/japon/index(DOT)php/es/ Then on the top menu bar select "RECURSOS" then "Mapa de restaurantes mexicanos en Japón". Don't try changing the site's language to english because the option won't show up. If you are on mobile, the option will be under the "RECURSOS" section in the main sandwich menu
4:27 isactuallyaseriouslycleverwayofillustratingthatpointwow
well… last time i write in hiragana only, i suddenly eat ramen using bridges and having papers as hair
空気を読むのは一番難しい
For real though, how they got タコ everywhere but no damn タコ's
Yeah, where can you get a good kite these days?
@@unduloid yu wot m8?
@@bobfranklin2572 多分
A dual language joke, very good!
タコ焼きをタコなしください。 チップスの中に入って、完璧よ ╰(*°▽°*)╯
I'm not sure why, but seeing "hiragana" written in katakana just triggered my fight or flight response
"...といってた、先生が" 😂🤣😂
Thanks for writing it here 😊 Is the joke about spoken Japanese?
@@ragdoll86 yeah, basically it's extremely common in natural conversation to append a subject after the verb for clarification. To the point that I do it myself now without even thinking about it. Kind of like in English saying "My teacher, that is" after a sentence like "He was just saying that"
@@ragdoll86the joke is that japanese is not "truly" an sov language, the word order is quite flexible. There really arent as many hard set rules that you can pin down in japanese grammar as you might expect, despite what some learning material will tell you about the "rules"
@@ragdoll86 It's just citing part of the sentence in the video about the teacher saying that japanese is a SOV language. And the joke is that the Japanese sentence Dogen used for this had OVS order. (In reality, linguists add additional disclaimers such as these concepts SVO / SOV / etc being only about "the dominant sequence of these elements in unmarked sentences (i.e., sentences in which an unusual word order is not used for emphasis)" [quote from Wikipedia on "Subject-verb-object word order"], which leaves room for forcing languages with more flexible word order - such as Japanese - into this scheme of categorization, anyways. But also the "teacher" Dogen is referring to might be one that's oversimplifying and simply not mentioning the additional flexibility.)
Thanks! But this is still more used in spoken language rather than in written or formal language? If you exclude clearly informal dialogues in books, dramas and so on? When I watched this video, my guess was that it refered to how for example, they teach beginners "blabla から, blablabla" can be said informally as "Blablabla, blablaから." It's the same thing you explained?
As someone who owns a Toto toiler/bidet combo and lives in the American Southwest, can confirm it's amazing. I regularly call it "the Ferrari of toilets"
My first trip to Japan and this was my greatest memory.
3:27 I absolutely died at how accurate this is
"What should I use if I'm depressed?". The train.
撮り鉄 gang
無限空間重力点 - Yay, I actually understood all those words put together! Unpauses video ...
Made me want to watch Godzilla S.P. again
when "ヒラガナ" popped up on screen, I felt physical pain at the horrors unfolding in front of me.
There's another way to speak Japanese as well as your native language. It's to have Japanese as your native language.
4:00 This one-liner punchline was so good hahahaha🤣 Great video 👍
Started crying with the 6 alphabets one 🤣🤣
ヒラガナ took my by surprise I had to take a minute
I'm not very good... I still don't get it
now read かたかな
@@tomppeli. it’s just the Japanese word "hiragana" written with the katakana syllabary. Hiragana is usually written in, well, hiragana, and you just get used to it so much I suppose
@@newzefa8834 Yeah, I looked at the comment by jacquelineliu2641 and got it
@@newzefa8834 Once I read the comment by jacquelineliu2641 I understood the joke. KZhead just got rid of my comment.
I am so glad that others find loan words in katakana absolutely baffling
3:40 them: 空気を読めよ！ me: thanks, but i don’t eat cookies for now
3:21 you almost caught me off-guard... so would that be read as Nakata or Chuuden? 💀
nakada
Depends on whether you’re seeing it carved into a gate 門生羅
I laughed waaay too hard to some of these 😄 Considering how my studies have been declining over the past couple of years, I think that I'll take the advice and just wait till it becomes English.
Katakana English is the hardest part of Japanese though.
6. KUUKI - This is a language they should teach in schools here in the States.
Genki one had me hollering.
They should change "rice country" to "corn country" 🤣
玉蜀黍国 hmm
Oh😮💡 Corn in Mandarin is 玉米, so literally jade rice! And I checked and 玉 can also mean beautiful which is what it's in Mandarin and Korean: beautiful country.
Ah… “America The Beautiful” makes so much sense… they were protesting the abbreviation.
Now in Japanese, America is pronounced "a-me-ri-ka". But old kanji-writing of America(亜米利加) can read like "A-mei-ri-ka", or "A-mai-ri-ka". This kanji notation only borrows the pronunciation and ignores the meaning of the kanji. I think that old Japanese people copied English accents more accurately than modern people. Or, although I am not sure, it may be of Portuguese origin, like other old Japanese foreign words. Anyway, the Japanese omitted the kanji notation（亜米利加）, and as a result America became a country of rice（米国）. （PS: "亜" couldn't be used, because it was already assigned to Asia "亜細亜→亜".
0:39 STOP DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT
2:02 So it's not just me? When I see katakana and hiragana on signs in videos, the hiragana is always easier to read.
But he's comparing it to kanji which is why I came to the comments, to clear my confusion 😂 I guess you have to sound out the katakana whereas if you know tons of kanji you just see the meaning once you look at them.
In my experience, the more kanji you learn, the more kanji becomes faster to read than hiragana but long strings of katakana will always be a stumbling shit fest no matter what level your Japanese is at unless you make reading katakanized English a hobby. The only time when knowing how to read a kanji will slow you down is in Karaoke when the artist decides to extrapolate a Kanji's meaning to a completely different word that is not normally spelled with that Kanji.
@@ciel6347 When you read kanji but not out loud, do you think of the pronunciation or just the meaning? Because I know the meaning of some kanjis but not necessarily the pronunciation or I'm not sure which pronunciation it has in that context.
Nearly understood all of them and the jokes hit closer to home than I was expecting. Thanks for the great episode !
I loved this! Thank you so much!
I'm embarressed to admit I only fully understood the SOV one on the second listen. A true masterpiece.
あの〜、ドウゲンさん、英語の母語話者ではない私にとっては「日本語が英語になりきるまで待機」というのはそれほどいい選択肢ではないと思うのですが〜
私も水曜日に日本語（普通より）下手になる。
"The secret to speaking Japanese as well as your native language is to suck at your native language" - Sakura Miko
I couldn't stop laughing. I really appreciate your posts.
New "micro niche achievement" unlocked: Most literate, dignified, bilingual, RAPID FIRE PUNCH LINE COMIC of all time. This achievement is officially called: Rodney Dangerfield With Extra Steps.
That joke about japanese people becoming shinobi when NHK rep arrives at their door was funny
Dogen, I gotta say that wise word in the thumbnail really got me XD
You got me with the black hole one, guess I'm still not jouzu enough
Best one yet
ヒラガナ。
中田...Not untill you asked...probably...now I'm not sure
Alright, that Genki one got me
It took me a hot second to realize the joke and that it wasn’t Tanaka 😂
I should know by now that when I watch a Dogen video... I'm about to be ruthlessly called out. But I didn't expect to be murdered by words today. 😂
bro I love dogen
Personally, I love kanji. It's hard to read without them, and they not only help you read faster, but clarify homophones in written text. Kanji stick out in a sentence, and they're the first thing you notice. By knowing them, you already know a solid half the sentence before you even try to figure it out!
Masterpiece
4:35 good point, what do you study when you aren't genki yourself
Once you get them they're hilarious 😂😂
The Genki joke took me
I think I would understand these more if I knew more Japanese but it’s great that some of these are understandable with even just a bit of knowledge 😂
The Genki book sent me flying
I hate you for catching me off guard with the Tanaka reading HAHAHA
I laughed extra hard because I own a copy of Norwegian Wood
Man, I chortled when you added 空気 as one of the things we need to learn how to read. Same for all the ways to say no. もういいんだよ！
My go-to japanese guy
@3:53 Hey that Melonpan reference was uncalled FOR!!!
covid doesn't spare the hikkikomoris. speaking from experience
I actually raised my hand at the 中田 part, took me a few second to realize the dumb mistake lol
@Dogen When your Japanese colleague asks you "shall we go for a tea?" you accept immediately, When you ask him/her the same, you see a text box saying "This event will unlock after TWO more tries".
4:35 that GOT me
うまいねぇ
0:22 I would argue that Japan has the world's best toilets *because* they have no Mexican food. The two would appear to be mutually exclusive. Ferraris are indeed meant for the racetrack, but Mexican food is the digestive equivalent of a rally.
the tanaka one took me a solid 10-20 seconds to realize that in fact, it was not tanaka.
I thought the catch was that it was 申田 😂
ノルウェイの森読んだのはすごいよ
Yooooo the Japanese toilet tweet made it into a video
The one about not being fluent without a drink is true for me too. I major in Japanese, and for my oral exams I get significantly better when I down one or two shots of rum.
4:13 ... "Why do I hear boss music?"
Ha, I dodged the bullet because I read 中田 as zhōngtián
Lost it at the last one
i lost it at the みんなさん 😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:54 そうなん！？って言ったわ…
Bro… 無限空間重力点… this just sounds cool to say, also it describes what a black hole is better than “Black Hole”!! Situations like these are what to me exemplify the true beauty of and practicality of kanji
マジで面白い笑笑
I'm about to take an N1 test in July, so I guess I'll study Japanese again after that
4:14 I had to stop and look at it three times. The first time, something seemed wrong. The second time, I understood the joke and laughed out loud. The third time, with great difficulty, I actually read what it said.
nice japanese one-liners.
I burst out laughing at the NHK one xD
I can be proud of myself when I understand everything he said 😎
I made a comment about an amazing Mexican place in Osaka but the comment got deleted. 😔Maybe due to the google maps link I added for the location. It really was some of the best Mexican food I've ever had and wanted to share the location.
3:40 absolutely destroyed me with that one
04:05 Ooooh, I spotted a rare Dogen's typo!
Actually that's the punchline
@@execthts Oh... My bad then
Also...I mean if you really need you can always export mexican food...or korean food...or indonesian food....hm...
There’s a great Mexican restaurant nearby Harajuku station!! ;)
Tacos🌮 and/y/と トイレ🚽 The perfect combination
I am still stuck on the first one XD
空気 and ヒラガナ killed me XD
every real yasutaka nakata fan out there wouldnt fall for this trick
I'm good at Japanese until the NHK guy comes to my doorstep
3:22 - Nakata... nandato!?